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Headlines matching 'presidential nominee'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(SFGate) Unlikely John Edwards spent $836,000 in 2011 on the primary campaign he dropped in 2008. Now that's determination  (sfgate.com) (13)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Paul says GOP result opens up door, hints at getting on floor, may lead to walking of dinosaur  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(CNN) Obvious Santorum claims that the GOP race is in "No Man's Land"--you know, that thing from World War I that was the ultimate sign of despair, foreboding, and hopelessness  (cnn.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Followup Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com) (82)
(Washington Post) Followup Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com) (154)


Tue February 07, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)


Fri February 03, 2012
(The Morning Call) Scary And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum  (mcall.com) (134)
(Stuff.co.nz) Unlikely Roseanne Barr for president. No, really ....STOP LAUGHING  (stuff.co.nz) (46)


Thu February 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please  (latimes.com) (153)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Red State) Obvious Conservatives are completely dumbfounded at Romney's "poor" quote: "The only thing that could have made that Romney quote worse is if he ended it by laughing manically and lighting a cigar with a $100 bill"  (redstate.com) (196)
(Yahoo) Interesting Women abandon Newt for a younger and prettier candidate  (news.yahoo.com) (37)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention  (ajc.com) (123)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com) (109)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SFGate) Interesting Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com) (33)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing As the GOP race comes down to just Gingrich and Romney, the voters are being heard loud and clear and they are saying "Is there maybe a third choice we could look at?"  (news.yahoo.com) (468)


Fri January 27, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Romney's candidacy is shining a spotlight on the otherwise secretive private equity industry, and the cockroaches are starting to scramble  (businessweek.com) (67)


Thu January 26, 2012
(UPI) Amusing Romney wants Castro to self-deport himself right off the planet. Wait, when did Cuba get a space program? Why are we just hearing about this now? IT'S A CONSPIRACY  (upi.com) (30)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Okay, it's the morning after that beautiful speech, so go out and help round up those starry-eyed liberals still wandering around in a orgasmic daze and let them read over some Obama fact checking. Warning: be ready for weeping  (washingtonpost.com) (142)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Why? (pic #3)  (desli.de) (91)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Misc A Mighty Wind: President Obama's State of the Union will offer economic blueprint  (news.yahoo.com) (194)
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Jobs for All: Alabama's unemployment rate continues to drop after state-wide enforcement of a new immigration law  (dailycaller.com) (257)


Sat January 21, 2012
(CNN) News Newt wins South Carolina. Guess the Mayans were right  (cnn.com) (743)


Thu January 19, 2012
(National Review) Obvious Obama's acceptance speech should be rich to say the least  (nationalreview.com) (128)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Time) Interesting Old and tired: WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBAMA, WHAR? New hotness: WHAR TAX RETURNS ROMNEY, WHAR?  (time.com) (246)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Uproxx) Followup Upon learning that he's polling at 5% in South Carolina, Stephen Colbert hints that he may join the race for the GOP presidential nomination because why the hell not?  (uproxx.com) (147)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Romney's "I used to worry about getting fired too" line reveals that in his own mind, he believes he's a self-made man. Which is a problem because "delusional" is a bad thing for a president to be  (news.yahoo.com) (187)
(Uproxx) Sad You know it must be a bad crop of GOP presidential candidates if Stephen Colbert is polling at 5% in South Carolina when he's not even running  (uproxx.com) (57)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Salon) Hero While Republican clowns continue their squabble and puffery, Obama has officially declared World War IV over. Wait, World War IV?  (salon.com) (145)
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)
(National Journal) Sad That forced laughter you hear? That's the Romney-Bot schadenfreude subroutine being executed in response to Jon Huntsman failing to qualify for the Arizona ballot  (decoded.nationaljournal.com) (26)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Michelle Malkin) Amusing Far left socialist declares that the Republicans are screwed because all their candidates are idiots. Oh wait, it's Michelle Malkin  (michellemalkin.com) (161)


Fri January 06, 2012
(The New York Times) Hero Santorum: "All the people that live in the West Bank are Israelis. They're not Palestinians - there is no Palestinian - this is Israeli land"  (thelede.blogs.nytimes.com) (224)


Thu January 05, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Unlikely Mitt Romney is a secret Democrat  (wnd.com) (112)
(The New York Times) Interesting 2012: The year of the Obamacan?  (nytimes.com) (28)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Mother Jones) Unlikely Newt Gingrich bows out of the GOP race with his trademark class and poise  (motherjones.com) (182)
(CSMonitor) Followup Rick Perry has assessed that the Iowa voters don't know what they're talking about, stays in the race for some reason  (csmonitor.com) (55)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting GOP brain trust likes the idea of a Thune, Rubio, Rice for Mitt Romney's Vice President pick, or one Christie  (usnews.com) (32)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Handsome President and all-around swell guy Mitt Romney calls Barack Obama "a footnote in history" (link updated)   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (144)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Politico) Asinine Meet two campaign finance loopholes the size of Iowa  (politico.com) (32)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Bloomberg) Obvious ...and the all-out offensive against Ron Paul from establishment Republicans has begun  (bloomberg.com) (267)


Wed December 14, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Well GOP the good news is that Obama's unfavorable rating with voters is that it's highest level ever. The bad news? Independents are running away from Newt like rats from a sinking ship  (abcnews.go.com) (69)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Slate) Interesting Nancy Pelosi is downright giddy that Newt is surging in the polls. Why? Well, she served on the ethics committee that investigated a younger, more attractive Newt back in the day and has "a thousand pages" of dirt on him  (slatest.slate.com) (264)
(National Post) Followup Cain to support GOP candidate with family values closest to his own  (news.nationalpost.com) (108)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) NewsFlash Herman Cain suspends campaign to spend more time with your wife  (chicagotribune.com) (672)
(Salon) Interesting Why Republicans hate Mitt Romney. (Hint: it's not the hair)  (salon.com) (63)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Bachmann says she would close the non-existent U.S. embassy in Iran  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (175)
(SLTrib) Misc Former mayor of Salt Lake Rocky Anderson set to join the circus, after he figures out what he will call his new political party  (sltrib.com) (13)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Salon) Obvious RON PAUL pretends to be a friendly Libertarian, but in truth RON PAUL is a true supporter of the rich. That's right, RON PAUL only cares about the rich. But does anyone think he's got a snowball's chance in hell of winning? No  (salon.com) (292)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Bachmann says she hasn't made any gaffes  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (134)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Since Herman Cain announced he was running for President, Godfather's Pizza has come to be viewed more positively by Republicans, more negatively by Dems. Independents have always thought it was soggy cardboard  (brandindex.com) (95)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Newt Gingrich: Spanish is "the language of living in a ghetto." Que?  (blog.chron.com) (293)
(Some Guy) Obvious "One of the Republican weaknesses is that they rely too much on consultants and too much on talking points, and they don't rely enough on actually knowing things," says noted hippie socialist Newt Gingrich  (blogs.cbn.com) (75)


Fri November 11, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Cain tops three-way with Romney and Gingrich. Not sure who would watch that porno, but okay  (cbsnews.com) (92)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The Hill) Asinine Donald Trump, who based his entire bid for the presidency on allegation that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii, calls Cain allegations 'very unfair'  (gop12.thehill.com) (178)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass In the 1990s, Herman Cain was quite the sexual harasser  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (313)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Sheriff Joe tells lead birther Orly Taitz that he has his own super secret surprise evidence about the Kenyan communist nazi usurper to keep him off the 2012 ballot, but he can't tell anyone just yet because it's a secret. Shhhh  (thinkprogress.org) (130)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad In 2006, multimillionaire Barack Obama failed to pay $8,558.46 in state income taxes, forcing the state of Illinois to file a tax lien that he fought until 2008. This would be an outrage, if it were actually Obama, and not Herman Cain  (news.yahoo.com) (125)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Washington politicians dueling via Twitter hashtags. Your government at work  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero Joe Biden 2016  (huffingtonpost.com) (188)


Mon October 17, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail David Gregory of "Meet the Press" doesn't know the difference between federal taxes and state taxes, winds up being schooled by Herman Cain  (msnbc.msn.com) (358)

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