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Headlines matching 'presidential candidate'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(Politico) Amusing Presidential candidate Romney afraid to be linked with policies of a moderate Republican, Governor Mitt Romney  (politico.com) (29)


Wed May 16, 2012
(AZCentral) Interesting Obama: One state down, 49 to go  (azcentral.com) (110)


Tue May 15, 2012
(McClatchy) Obvious Quietly, the Republican Party embraces gays, adjusts stance  (mcclatchydc.com) (271)


Mon May 14, 2012
(CNN) NewsFlash RON PAUL to suspend campaigning. Will return to his Texas lair to plan his takeover of the GOP convention in Tampa  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (471)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail I have some bad news... for Obama  (dailymail.co.uk) (355)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Rick Santorum finally issues his ringing, well, chiming perhaps, or really more of a reluctant clanking, "endorsement" of Mitt Romney saying he's the lesser of the two evils so maybe you should vote for him  (news.yahoo.com) (42)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Amusing GOP leaders start to rally around Romney. Well, not so much "rally" as "reluctantly allow themselves to be seen in the same room with"  (ajc.com) (30)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Candidate Johnson, formerly Governor Johnson, finds his effort to become President Johnson opposed by Secretary of State Johnson  (ballot-access.org) (84)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Washington Times) Cool Gingrich, Schmingrich. Who cares? THERE ARE STILL 380 PEOPLE WHO ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT  (washingtontimes.com) (34)
(CNN) Followup The Harley motorcycle found washed up in Canada has been claimed. Harley Davidson will restore for free and return it... Excuse me, I got motorcycle dust in my eyes now  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (52)


Mon April 30, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely There was a second gunman in the RFK assassination, behind the refrigerator  (cnn.com) (105)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Good Idea for a GOP candidate: appointing an openly gay policy advisor to show centrist voters you are open-minded. Bad Idea: appoint an advisor who becomes a catty biatch on Twitter about prominent political women's appearance and dress  (news.yahoo.com) (61)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Dayton Daily News) Interesting Obama gaining ground in 14 recently polled swing states whose economy seems to be improving faster than the country as a whole. This is bad news... for Obama  (daytondailynews.com) (49)
(ABC) Obvious Keith Olberman says the media's coverage of the duelling dog stories about the presidential candidates increases the "absurdity" of this campaign. And if there's one guy who knows "absurd"..,  (abcnews.go.com) (26)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Some Lefty) Interesting Socialist presidential candidate urges voters to shun the far right in a push for working-class voter support  (montrealgazette.com) (63)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Reuters) Amusing Army hands Ted Nugent another 4-F  (reuters.com) (290)
(MSNBC) Dumbass California State university student gets a head start on his career as a politician by stealing 700 voter IDs to win President of Student Government  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (30)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Slate) Silly Finally, someone takes a look at the big mystery surrounding politicians: why, in the past 100 years, was Michele Bachmann the only bearded presidential candidate?  (slate.com) (54)


Tue April 17, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Amusing Herman Cain pretty much sums up the Newt Gingrich campaign in the most clear and succinct way possible  (dailycaller.com) (62)


Mon April 16, 2012
(MSNBC) Misc "Romney sticks to broad attack on Obama in NRA speech." Will the GOP ever stop disrespecting women?  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (266)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Politico) Obvious The porn industry is grateful for Santorum's exit  (politico.com) (35)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Silly Hillary Clinton is featured in a new meme, so naturally Talking Points Memo does a story on the "Hillary Resurgence." Don't blame me, I voted for Keyboard Cat  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (45)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Politico) Obvious Because we've all been waiting with eager anticipation. Sarah Palin finally announces her pick for the GOP vice-presidential candidate  (politico.com) (87)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Independent) Cool French presidential candidate whose ideas include a 100% tax on all income above €360,000 receiving surprising levels of support. Meanwhile in America, debate continues over whether it's possible to raise taxes on people with no money  (independent.co.uk) (168)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Think Progress) Amusing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev says the GOP should check their clocks from time to time, "it's 2012, not the mid-1970s"  (thinkprogress.org) (120)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing "Newt gave the etch-a-sketch to a kid in the front row and said, 'You can now be a presidential candidate.'"  (dailykos.com) (84)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing How over is it for Ron Paul? In Puerto Rico, he lost to Fred Karger, a former actor who bills himself as "The first openly gay Republican presidential candidate"  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(GQ) Obvious Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever  (gq.com) (150)


Sun March 18, 2012
(AP) Obvious To dream, the impossible dream  (hosted.ap.org) (137)


Thu March 15, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious Mittbot 2.0 is apparently unable to run NCAA.exe on his current operating system  (nydailynews.com) (141)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Fox News) Dumbass Energy Secretary Steven Chu would like you to know that he no longer thinks high gas prices are a good thing  (foxnews.com) (374)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Politico) Fail Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) likes Newt Gingrich so much that he couldn't stop himself from donating an illegal amount of money to the former House speaker's campaign  (politico.com) (31)
(SFGate) Obvious Gay SuperPAC forms in SF. Insert your own joke here because subby isn't touching it  (blog.sfgate.com) (29)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Politico) Interesting "What did Reid promise Kerrey?" Probably to drop an "e" and move him to Massachusetts  (politico.com) (15)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy It's do or die for Romney, Santorum, the fat troll, and the old guy with the big ears as Super Tuesday is here. So grab your capes, power rings, and golden lassos for the Super Tuesday Discussion Thread  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (1701)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Springfield Republican) Obvious Poll of Massachusetts residents says Obama will beat Romney by a landslide, Santorum by a tidal wave, and Gingrich by "eew, what's that on my shoe?"  (masslive.com) (77)
(The Local (Germany)) Stupid From Belarus with love: "I thought to myself: better to be a dictator than gay"  (thelocal.de) (33)


Thu March 01, 2012
(CNN) Scary OK, so yeah ... Wyoming didn't really want an aircraft carrier. But Texas now has its own navy  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (170)
(Think Progress) Obvious Newt Gingrich on why he didn't criticize Bush when he apologized for a 2008 Quran desecration incident: "I wasn't a presidential candidate then"  (thinkprogress.org) (61)


Sat February 25, 2012
(NBC Bay Area) Dumbass Newt Gingrich: San Francisco values is like that time I met a transvestite  (nbcbayarea.com) (142)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing While the Republican presidential candidates seem to have a monopoly on eccentric billionaire supporters, the Obama campaign fights back with a powerful secret weapon: Merchandising. The Schwartz is strong in this one  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Thu February 23, 2012
(CBS News) Fail Buddy Roemer quits GOP presidential race. In case you are wondering who he is, he's the former Louisiana governor, who lost a primary to David Duke back in 1991  (cbsnews.com) (44)


Tue February 21, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Spiffy Guess who just locked up the stoner vote? Dude  (wrcbtv.com) (60)
(Boston.com) Unlikely President Gingrich will bring us $2 per gallon gas. Book it. Done  (boston.com) (100)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid GOP: "It's an outrage that Obamacare forces employers to pay for contraception." Reporter: "How do you feel about Romneycare, which has the same provision?" GOP: ***crickets***   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (289)
(Yahoo) Stupid Rick Santorum receives endorsement from Megadeth's Dave Mustaine; still courting the members of Night Ranger and Jackyl  (news.yahoo.com) (210)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Just how deep is the Santorum?  (ajc.com) (158)


Sun February 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting Finally someone admits why the current crop of GOP candidates suck so much  (nytimes.com) (212)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com) (82)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com) (52)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com) (28)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Florida Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com) (68)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Bloomberg) Amusing Some Carson City prostitutes are donating their tips to Ron Paul. Just the tips?  (bloomberg.com) (33)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Daily Kos) Obvious 83% of the near $18 million raised by Romney's SuperPAC was generated by just 58 donors  (dailykos.com) (153)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Denver Post) Sad Colorado's biggest embarrassment since the 1997 Denver Nuggets endorses Rick Santorum. In other news, Rick Santorum is evidently still running for president  (denverpost.com) (40)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Number Cruncher) Interesting After Tuesday, it will be mathematically impossible for someone else to enter the GOP race and win the 1144 delegates needed for the nomination   (frontloading.blogspot.com) (112)
(SFGate) Interesting Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com) (33)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rick Santorum: We need to cap medical malpractice awards to $250,000. World: Didn't you file a $500,000 malpractice suit against your wife's chiropractor in 1999? Santorum: That was different  (washingtonpost.com) (216)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Herman Cain endorses Newt: "I also know Speaker Gingrich is running for president and going through this sausage grinder, and I know what this sausage grinder is all about." Wut?  (postonpolitics.com) (107)

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