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18 headlines found matching 'posses'
Thu December 01, 2016
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Alleged criminal masterminds with 300 stolen purses in their possession are captured because they forgot to turn off Find my iPhone
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you have a "Demon-possessed house," Pat Robertson encourages you to sell it to someone else so it can be their problem. Hey, it's better than him going on about Trump
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Wed November 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna's son Rocco arrested for possession of marijuana. He plans to go to his obese cow and neurotic turtle friends to help him fight these charges
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Fri November 04, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man once again found guilty of illegally possessing dead wild animals, will try to carrion with his life
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Sat October 29, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of Stupid Fraternity Scavenger Hunt is to never let the scavenger list out of your possession. And who still does scavenger hunts anymore?
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Sun October 02, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Possession of a dairy crate? That's an arresting
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Taking a break from saying Hillary Clinton and Liberals are tools of Satan, Pat Robertson revisits the hysteria of 1985, insisting Dungeons and Dragons is a "demonic evil that takes possession of its players"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Hillary looked better in the debate because A: She was prepared? B: She gave concise answers? or C: She's 'possessed by demons'?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Collegian, 21, charged with criminal possession of an avocado
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Tablet (UK))
 
 
 
World famous exorcist Gabriele Amorth dies at age 91. Although as everyone knows, exorcists never really die, they're just repossessed
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton doesn't have pneumonia - she's possessed by the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt, contracted via Ouija boards and an intense session of D & D
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Haunted pub's owner outraged after his possessed toilet ghost is 'stolen and bottled up by artist.' So much outrage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with placing people in prison for an ounce of weed, DEA decides that it's time to make possession of Kratom And Mitragynine a felony too
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Sat August 20, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's getting to where Notre Dame student athletes can't speed, carry an unlicensed gun, possess weed, assault a police officer, or resist arrest without it making the papers these days
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Before there was Conker's Bad Fur Day, there was Time Twister, a 1991 Nintendo game featuring Hitler, the KKK, and baby Jesus being possessed by the devil
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
You can't tie up and blindfold your kids over 'demon possession' - even in Kansas
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"Jay Cutler deserves credit for already being in midseason form. Few quarterbacks possess that special ability to appear apathetic at all times, and Cutler still has it"
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Sat August 13, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
A horrible 1977 movie about a demon-possess car terrorizing a small town is as bad as it sounds. Some IMDB users compiled a list of life lessons you can learn from this cinematic masterpiece
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