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Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gacksports) Interesting Gacksports notices some interesting points about FARK's slam dunk headline  (gacksports.com) (0)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Olympics-bound female Afghani athlete doesn't play team sports, but you should see her box  (news.yahoo.com) (28)


Thu February 09, 2012
(The New York Times) PSA Credit Suisse reports firste losse in three yearse  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (4)
(Gawker) Interesting 47 sports and fitness activities ranked by physical difficulty, humiliation factor (bonus: one page)  (gawker.com) (93)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC San Diego) Dumbass Sports-talk host refers to ex-WNBA player as a 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a woman. "I cannot confirm for you that she has been a woman her entire life." Unemploymentarity ensues  (nbcsandiego.com) (56)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Abc.net.au) Scary Two companies you've likely never heard of just completed a $100 billion merger to become the world's largest mining company with virtual control over coal and copper exports worldwide  (abc.net.au) (42)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Guardian) Weird Millionaires buy sports cars, billionaires buy football teams, mega-billionaires buy climate change  (guardian.co.uk) (106)
(Sun Sentinel) Followup Infected cruise ship pulls out of port after being cleaned. Personally, I blame the infection on bad seamen  (sun-sentinel.com) (21)
(The Union Leader) Hero 76 year-old woman launched into a stream after losing control of her snowmobile. According to reports, she may have hurt her wrist. Go Granny  (unionleader.com) (27)


Fri February 03, 2012
(TorrentFreak) Followup Just in time for the Super Bowl, a bunch of those sports streaming websites shut down by the Feds are back online with new domain names  (torrentfreak.com) (83)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CTV) Followup After hearing some sports cars are being driven dangerously police revoke the license of the next guy they find driving a sports car. Judge finds a flaw in their cunning plan  (ctvbc.ctv.ca) (98)
(Some Guy) Amusing Sports news: Topps releases 2012 baseball card set. Fark : St Louis Cardinal Skip Schumaker was replaced by a squirrel  (inquisitr.com) (38)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Bloomberg) Interesting Survey finds which male sport has the largest collection of illicit drug users among athletes competing in the NCAA's 23 sanctioned sports. Not that one. Nope, not that one either  (bloomberg.com) (56)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories and judges FARK's clever Deion Sanders divorce headline as the best of the week (1st section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (1)


Fri January 27, 2012
(NJ.com) Strange Irish Anti-Defamation Federation supports the cancellation of the Hoboken St. Patrick's Day parade. In other news, there's an Irish Anti-Defamation Federation  (nj.com) (190)


Thu January 26, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Fail Catholic university in Chicago apparently not happy with bizarre, baseball obliterates cartoon moon sports recruitment video they asked for  (redeyechicago.com) (88)
(Deslidefied slideshow) Cool 100 amazing photos in sports. Note: Not safe for dial-up  (desli.de) (28)
(Some Guy) Weird Kurt Warner invests in an Indian professional football league which will likely be the biggest sports-related boondoggle of the year  (bizjournals.com) (35)
(JSOnline) Spiffy Rockwell reports 22% surge in net income, the feeling of people watching them  (jsonline.com) (15)


Tue January 24, 2012
(C|Net) Interesting Verizon reports quarterly losses due to implementlng iPhone. Can you hear me ow?  (news.cnet.com) (14)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Weird Keep your eye on Sri Lanka's growing exports  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Two years in, America is on track to meet Obama's goal of doubling exports in five years  (nytimes.com) (145)


Thu January 19, 2012
(CNN) Interesting 13 years, 252 games. The longest winning streak in college sports is over  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (54)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Misty Hyman to be inducted into Arizona Sports Hall of Fame; Lucious Pusey, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Mike Hunt, Rusty Kuntz still awaiting induction  (swimmingworldmagazine.com) (26)


Thu January 12, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: After stealing baseball and sports memorabilia, don't offer to sell them back to the person you stole them from in the first place  (tampabay.com) (9)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Wired) Scary India reports completely drug-resistant TB. Must've been the curry  (wired.com) (153)


Mon January 09, 2012
(BBC) Sad British record store chain reports Christmas sales slump. In related news, apparently Britain still has record stores  (bbc.co.uk) (7)


Thu January 05, 2012
(C|Net) Misc Former Microsoft software architect starts new company called Cocomo. Reports are his business model will be to take it fast, then to take it slow  (news.cnet.com) (22)
(Blue Gold News) Spiffy Blue Gold News (West Virginia Sports News) sees FARK's headline about their Orange Bowl victory and calls it the "FARK comment of the day"  (mbd.scout.com) (0)
(sb nation) Cool Ready up the hamster wheel, your CPU is gonna need it: The 50 best animated gifs of the sports year  (sbnation.com) (55)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting People with unfortunate names are more likely to be abused and get ill, reports Dave Hitler  (montrealgazette.com) (197)
(Yahoo) Amusing Newspaper reports that NY Knicks point guard has suffered a "herniated dick." Apparently they had confused him with Wilt Chamberlain  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(NPR) Amusing If other sports used the BCS format  (npr.org) (370)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Interesting Houston sportswriter: "Here is a list of 12 reasons why the Texans will beat the Bengals this Saturday." Cincinnati sportswriter: "Aw, hell naw"  (cincinnati.com) (129)


Tue January 03, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Taliban tentatively agree to set up office space in Qatar, though are pushing back on the format of TPS reports  (bbc.co.uk) (55)
(CNN) Ironic Serena Williams: "I've actually never liked sports and I never understood how I became an athlete". How can he say that?  (edition.cnn.com) (44)
(MSNBC) Obvious Fark's favorite clown car family supports Rick Santorum for President  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (73)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ESPN) Fail Most members of professional sports teams maintain a public air of solidarity in accepting equal blame for a disappointing effort. Then, there's the 2011 New York Jets  (espn.go.com) (57)
(Some Tech Guy) Hero FOX Sports uses advanced slow-mo technology during Sundays Rams v. 49ers game to capture great catches, big hits and the heaving bosom of one of the hot cheerleaders. Wait, what?  (badjocks.com) (36)


Fri December 30, 2011
(YouTube) Strange A congratulatory pat on the butt is a pretty normal thing in sports, but the LA Kings' Drew Doughty takes it just a *bit* too far in to Sandusky territory. Bonus: Video  (youtube.com) (20)


Thu December 29, 2011
(AL.com) Florida After BP donated $30 million to help Florida's tourism industry, officials spent the money on a poker tournament, fleece blankets, sports towels, a "most deserving mom" contest, and a prom for senior citizens  (blog.al.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Silly In the "you knew this day would come" column... pro sports team to put Twitter handles instead of last names on the backs of player jerseys  (nll.com) (23)
(NJ.com) Dumbass Vice principal films boys sports events, shower activities. Facebook posting: No one is perfect  (nj.com) (43)
(Kamloops This Week) Amusing Kamloops This Week high-fives Fark.com for its beer-related sports headline (1st item)  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (0)


Sun December 25, 2011
(AZCentral) Unlikely Sports writer's logic: Nobody expected the Arizona Diamondbacks to have the great season they did in 2011, therefore the Phoenix Suns could be a playoff team in 2012  (azcentral.com) (14)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Jalopnik) Cool Ten coolest wooden cars you'll see this week. Come for sports car, stay for the rest  (jalopnik.com) (18)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Fail The ballad of Swiss soccer club Neuchatel Xamax, or: What happens when someone who played SimCity and wouldn't stop clicking the disaster buttons decides they want to own a sports team  (edition.cnn.com) (19)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Ars Technica) Stupid As if you needed another reason to not use GoDaddy, they're pretty much the only Internet company that supports SOPA  (arstechnica.com) (48)
(Salon) Asinine North Korean media reports that moments before Kim Jong-Il's death, there was a mysterious red glow emanating from the sacred mountain they claim he was born on. Apparently Satan was preparing the VIP entrance  (salon.com) (89)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Philly.com) Sick Philadelphia Daily News sportswriter Bill Conlin "retires" amid allegations that he has completed the creepy old guy child molester trifecta  (philly.com) (64)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Sports tab headlines  (fark.com) (69)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely Normal person supports Ron Paul  (pantagraph.com) (90)
(BBC) Obvious Crashes take place on icy roads, Ric Romero reports  (bbc.co.uk) (33)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Joe Paterno delayed forwarding reports of Sandusky's alleged sex abuse because he didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend... Or month... Or Holidays... Or decade  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)


Thu December 15, 2011
(NFL.com) Spiffy Finally, a break from an incredibly slow sports news week. With finals rendering college basketball bleak, and only NBA trade rumors to follow, here is your Week 15 Thursday Night game: Jacksonville @ Atlanta. Kickoff at 8:20 EST on NFL Network  (nfl.com) (746)
(KAAL) Strange Team sports captains at high school pep rally told they are going to be kissed by member of the opposite sex, then are blindfolded and kissed by their parents. Awkward  (kaaltv.com) (88)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Airports now building kids' play areas for them to use instead of the jet aisles on your red eye flight   (todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com) (26)
(The New York Times) Obvious NYT reports on increasingly popular trend of hipsters abandoning Facebook because it's too mainstream. With pic of prototypical hipster  (nytimes.com) (201)


Sun December 11, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting It's virtual crunch time again, so which players have the best -- and worst -- matchups for the fantasy playoffs? Here comes the (sports) science. It's your Week 14 Fantasy Football thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (64)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Telegraph) Stupid Reports are that 4 children were gunned down on Syrian streets. Hold on Tom, we're getting word that Angelina Jolie and her father, Jon Voight have now reconciled before the world's media  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)
(CNN) Sad In the "youth sports rapidly replacing the Catholic church as prime abusers of boys" department, another coach accused of going the second mile with the kids  (cnn.com) (87)
(USA Today) Interesting McDonald's reports increase of 7.4% in sales, customer's waistlines  (usatoday.com) (17)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Spiffy The coolest sports pictures of 2011 in simple, non-slideshow form  (bleacherreport.com) (38)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Media reports Chris Paul traded to Lakers for Gasol and Odom, but Commish Stern kills the deal. Training camp starts tomorrow. Awkward  (washingtonpost.com) (308)


Thu December 08, 2011
(BBC) Interesting CERN reports having seen glimpse of Higgs boson next week. With classic picture of mad scientist from central casting  (bbc.co.uk) (50)


Wed December 07, 2011
(The Inquirer) Cool Hacker already ports Android 4.0.1 to hacked Kindle Fire. Thanks for the subsidized tablet Amazon  (theinquirer.net) (34)
(larry brown sports) Spiffy Larry Brown Sports thanks FARK for giving them a ticket to the Tim Tebow circus  (larrybrownsports.com) (3)


Mon December 05, 2011
(CNN) Obvious The 2011 Sportsman of the Year suuuuuuuuuuucks   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (59)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Sports Celebrity Redhead in hot water over nude photo scandal. BUT before you click  (nydailynews.com) (27)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting SEC launches investigation into financing of new stadium. Since this will be on the Sports tab, Subby expects lots of lame jokes about why the Southeastern Conference would care about a baseball stadium  (sports.yahoo.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Weird For the record, there have been no official reports of flesh-eating bananas in Mozambique  (couriermail.com.au) (35)


Fri December 02, 2011
(The Daily Show) Hero The Daily Show reports on the Secret Fed Loans given to banks but were NOT disclosed to Congress, totaling 7.7 trillion dolla... OMG PROFESSOR BUTTERSCOTCH  (thedailyshow.com) (203)
(Washington Post) Hero In the sickening sports world of child molestation and brute, ego-driven domination, there is one but one man whose actions show us what it means to be a leader. Bless us, oh Tebow, and show us the light  (washingtonpost.com) (57)


Wed November 30, 2011
(CNN) Amusing New Hampshire state Representative jumps off of Cain train due to reports of an extra-marital affair, decides to endorse the farthest thing from an adulterer in the 2012 GOP field, Newt Gingrich   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (49)


Tue November 29, 2011
(CBC) News Iranians storm British embassy, but are only able to find a bunch of guys with Canadian passports  (cbc.ca) (136)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Starpulse) Cool "Rocky" has been named the favorite sports film of the UK. Sorry, "Cool Runnings"  (starpulse.com) (75)
(Total Pro Sports) Interesting 10 iconic professional sports families. Yes, the McMahons are here because IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT  (totalprosports.com) (66)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious What bad economy? Survival shop reports increase of sales to people preparing for 'possible collapse of society'  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (192)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Thief steals gift basket being raffled off to raise money for a four-year-old cancer patient. Sees news reports of his asshattery, calls restaurant where raffle was held and tells them it can be found in their parking lot. Still a big asshat  (wtkr.com) (32)
(Yahoo) Obvious Penn State players received special treatment, Rick Romero reports  (rivals.yahoo.com) (31)


Tue November 22, 2011
(ESPN) Fail LeBron James continues on his quest to be the biggest coont in the sports world  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (24)


Sat November 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting When girls compete in boys' sports, it's all how heroic, how gender bending, how wonderful. When boys compete in girls' sports, ... not so much  (nytimes.com) (107)
(Regina Leader Post) Spiffy Regina Leader Post covers sports events of the week with the help of FARK: "Recent news out of Venezuela caught the attention of the gang at Fark.com"  (leaderpost.com) (2)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool The 100 hottest sports pics ever. (Probably NSFW)  (bleacherreport.com) (50)


Wed November 16, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Skyrim ships 7 million copies since release. In related news, missing persons reports skyrocket  (g4tv.com) (896)
(Marketwatch) Misc Intertek leads the FTSE higher, wants to know if you got the memo about the TPS reports  (marketwatch.com) (4)


Tue November 15, 2011
(I_C_Weener) Obvious Indianapolis Fark Party, at Frontpage Sportsbar on Friday, December 2d, 8:00pm until ???? No truth to the rumor that we will have a Drew look alike contest since the last one was won by a woman. LGT site  (frontpagesportsbar.com) (26)


Sun November 13, 2011
(CNNGo) Obvious Top-ten list of most hated airports omits 825 others that are tied for 11th  (cnngo.com) (70)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Deadspin) Video BBC reports on Penn State scandal, uses extremely unfortunate abbreviation for "assistant coach"  (deadspin.com) (20)
(Some Blood-Sport Fan) Cool Velasquez vs Dos Santos airs live and free on FOX at 9pm ET / 6pm PT. Beginning at 4:45pm ET / 1:45pm ET, viewers can watch nine prelim bouts for free on Foxsports.com or on Facebook  (ufc.com) (443)
(Washington Post) Followup The U.S. trade deficit narrows to lowest point of year at $43.1 billion with record exports of American autos, heavy machinery, jobs  (washingtonpost.com) (21)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Japan Times) Weird Honda unveils twin joystick-driven hybrid sports car, with pull-out ottomans for driving comfort  (japantimes.co.jp) (38)


Thu November 10, 2011
(NBC Sports) Interesting Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)   (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (2)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Boobies The hottest heartbreakers in sports (Not safe for work if your work doesn't tolerate bikinis)  (bleacherreport.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Deer bursts into Atlanta area sports bar, roots against Predators   (ricklimpert.squarespace.com) (14)
(Seattle Times) Followup 20 years ago a prominent sports figure told the world he was HIV-positive. Magically, he's still here  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (47)
(ABC) Obvious Morgan Stanley reports third quarter net income rose to $3.77 billion despite ongoing Occupy-protests and no additional taxes for the middle class  (abcnews.go.com) (3)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool "And the winner of the $2 million lottery is... Barry, the sports anchor. Barry?"  (pnyr.big1059.com) (166)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Dumbass Authorities match up sex offender's ankle monitor GPS coordinates and the location of three reports of indecent exposure, consider also charging him with assault for giving his lawyer a migrane  (cbsatlanta.com) (8)


Wed November 02, 2011
(NYPost) Strange Sports association drug tester comes to Serena Williams' mansion. Naturally, Serena locks herself in a panic room  (nypost.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Scientists say that big cats like lions and tigers could be extinct in 20 years. Sports fans in Detroit rush to stock up on team memorabilia  (usatoday.com) (35)


Sat October 29, 2011
(AP) Stupid US Border Patrol stops routinely searching buses, trains and airports for illegal immigrants at transportation hubs along the northern border that's been great for tracking down people here illegally. Psst: It's now ok, illegals  (hosted.ap.org) (121)
(Examiner) Interesting The Communist Party USA fully supports the Occupy movement  (examiner.com) (236)
(Some Guy) Interesting Animal Conservationist Jack Hanna supports hydraulic fracking, electric sulfuric felgercarb, and of course sinusoidal dynamic ram stuffing of starbucks  (altoonamirror.com) (103)
(Yahoo) Followup Good sportsmanship: Shaking hands with the opposing team after a hard-fought game. Bad sportsmanship: Having a tack hidden in your hand to prick them as you do  (rivals.yahoo.com) (46)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Detroit News) Spiffy Chrysler reports another quarter of huge profits, unreliable cars  (detnews.com) (22)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Amusing Entire high school football team penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct  (omaha.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Obvious You'll be apathetic to know that someone has finally clued the NBA into their place in the sports world, and all of the sudden we might have a deal by next week  (ken-berger.blogs.cbssports.com) (146)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News rounds up the best sports headlines of the week and puts FARK's NFL skewering at the top of the list (2nd section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man reports UFO to police and points out that he isn't drunk or crazy, just concerned "it might be aliens or something"   (fairfieldcitizenonline.com) (32)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Amusing Purity of Australian English sullied by weird sports Americanisms like "thrown a curveball," "struck out", and "hit a home run." Fortunately, Aussies will always own the five-letter word for an outhouse  (smh.com.au) (53)
(Bleacher Report) Amusing Heaviest drinkers in sports history  (bleacherreport.com) (69)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Wall Street Journal) PSA NHTSA investigating reports that Mini Coopers are smoking hot  (blogs.wsj.com) (25)
(total pro sports) Interesting Top 13 salaries from obscure pro sports. You still want to get that political science degree? Just asking  (totalprosports.com) (82)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Sharia mortgage company on the verge of bankruptcy. Susan Pigg reports  (moneyville.ca) (38)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Silly "Yahoo blows," reports Yahoo Finance  (finance.yahoo.com) (4)
(Fark) FarkBlog Zombie injuries not life threatening, seamen leaving ferries in Greek ports, and an explanation of Herman Cain's pro-llama agenda: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/9 - 10/15  (fark.com) (4)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup The Bears, who have been dragging their feet about resigning Matt Forte, may want to move quickly, as at least two teams have expressed an interest in him. But that would require a Chicago sports team to be smart, which is impossible  (chicagotribune.com) (71)
(Bloomberg) Interesting Bank of America reports $4.5 billion pre-tax profit in the 3rd quarter. Pre-tax? Since when do banks have to pay taxes?  (bloomberg.com) (36)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sad Bad: domestic abuse. Worse: domestic abuse case consisting of woman throwing cupcakes at husband. You, sir, must report to the nearest sports bar and hand in your testicles  (huffingtonpost.com) (113)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Sportsman thanks God and family for his success. Sorry, I meant cocaine and brandy  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)
(NASCAR) Cool Saturday "Save the Admins some time" motorsports discussion thread. Will Ron Hornaday beat Sebastian Vettel into the first turn, or Will Lewis Hamilton wreck Tony Stewart? Trucks at 3:30 PM ET, Cup at 7:30 PM, and F1 at 1:30 AM  (nascar.com) (889)

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