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Headlines matching 'porn'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Some Guy) Silly From the "I can't believe it's not a porn film" files: Oregon restaurant celebrates Valentine's Day with salamigrams  (kptv.com) (6)


Thu February 09, 2012
(NBC Bay Area) Obvious Sometimes you get bored at work. Sometimes you view porn. Protip: Don't view it in the middle of a rape trial when you're the court clerk  (nbcbayarea.com) (29)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Hindu) Unlikely TV cameramen zoom in to bust a politician in session watching porn on his cell phone. He claims in a press conference since the House was discussing rave parties at the time, he was just studying an example of 4 women dancing, being gang-raped  (thehindu.com) (60)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Porn stars, gay men, and serial killers gather for world's first known Mustache Film Festival  (pressherald.com) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Seattle library lets man watch internet porn, presumably because it's easier to clean the computer screen than to unstick book pages  (seattlepi.com) (47)


Wed February 01, 2012
(New Scientist) Spiffy This super slow motion video of how great tits move comes with a bonus -- a porn music soundtrack  (newscientist.com) (249)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Amusing High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video  (theage.com.au) (77)


Tue January 31, 2012
(New York Daily News) Stupid Facebook Subscribe: Now with free porn  (nydailynews.com) (8)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SportsGrid) Strange Tim Tebow booked into same hotel as massive porn convention. Is this how the apocalypse is going to begin?  (sportsgrid.com) (64)


Sun January 29, 2012
(AnnArbor.com) Fail And this month's Penn State award for delay in informing the authorities of child sexual exploitation and/or pornography goes to the University of Michigan  (annarbor.com) (231)


Fri January 27, 2012
(New York Daily News) Interesting Now there's something you don't see every day: porn stars with their clothes on. Go ahead and look, we won't judge you. (slideshow)  (nydailynews.com) (112)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Digital Spy) Interesting British porn star has a 640,000-pound penis  (digitalspy.com) (73)


Tue January 24, 2012
(The Sun) Strange Italian porn stars to face off in mayoral election. That's one way to cause a rise in the polls (w/ potentially not-safe-for-work pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (74)
(TMZ) Sad Porn star Tori Black arrested for domestic battery in a dispute over breast milk. Police are still investigating how she beat the husband off  (tmz.com) (199)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit  (news.yahoo.com) (148)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida If a stranger approaches you and says he's a porn producer and needs your debit card and PIN so he can launder some money through your account for a few days, be cautious  (sun-sentinel.com) (65)


Wed January 18, 2012
(WebProNews) PSA Porn sites black out in protest of SOPA. EVERYBODY PANIC  (webpronews.com) (130)
(Discovery) Cool Astronomers aim to achieve what pornographers have been doing for years  (news.discovery.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Followup Porn industry mulls leaving L.A. if condoms are required. Subby would like to point out that his house and garage are about 2,000 miles from Los Angeles  (news.yahoo.com) (83)


Mon January 16, 2012
(National Geographic) Cool Today's episode of "amazing NASA photographs from space, or rejected porn star names?" brought to you by: the Hubble Bubble, the Dusty Dwarf, Moon Shot  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (19)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Two middle-schoolers use stolen passwords to erase class information and send out "poorly written pornographic e-mails." There were some subject-object problems and they did it Chicago style instead of MLA  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Fri January 13, 2012
(News.com.au) Amusing Stationery chain offers porn-themed products in back-to-school sale. Who could possibly have a problem with that?  (news.com.au) (25)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Wired) Spiffy IBM succeeds in creating a single bit of storage using only eight atoms, a technical breakthrough with stunning porn-retention implications  (wired.com) (30)


Wed January 11, 2012
(PC Magazine) Misc Porn company wants to bring military families closer by distributing a thousand dildos to the military wives  (pcmag.com) (180)
(New York Daily News) Stupid Having solved all the city's problems and determined to crush southern California's last remaining thriving business, LA City Council votes 11-1 to require condoms in porn productions  (nydailynews.com) (84)


Tue January 10, 2012
(That's a whole lot of wrong) Sick It's not news, it's incestuous lesbian pedo rape phone porn  (sunshinecoastdaily.com.au) (141)
(Some Guy) Interesting Are shaved bare porn actresses re-wiring the brains of men who watch internet porn? Yes. And so are those videos of 2 women, 1 cat, a feather duster, two bags of chips, and a jar of peanut butter  (reuniting.info) (265)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Guardian) Strange "Angela Merkel has the whip hand in an orgy of austerity" - man, those Germans sure do freaky porn  (guardian.co.uk) (25)


Fri January 06, 2012
(JSOnline) Dumbass News: Partner of former top aide to WI Gov Scott Walker found with child pornography on his computer. Fark: Said porn obtained via an account with screen name "Walker04"  (jsonline.com) (120)
(The Macomb Daily) Amusing Those evil bastards ... Man calls cops, suspects Al Qaeda putting subliminal messages in his porn  (macombdaily.com) (36)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Gizmodo) Asinine Pure airplane porn: the next fighter jet we don't need  (gizmodo.com) (303)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Protective People) PSA Police ponder public porn problem? Pfft, proliferation protests push puritanical principles. Protecting pre-pubescent progeny praiseworthy, providing poised policy pursued  (windsorstar.com) (44)


Fri December 30, 2011
(LA Times) Amusing Today's big issue: should the homeless be allowed to watch internet porn at the library?  (opinion.latimes.com) (107)
(Some Guy) Obvious Anonymous hacked Stratfor using account Information stolen from porn sites -- expert says If you're going to sign up for a porn site, use a throwaway email account like everybody else  (nextgov.com) (34)
(Telegram) Dumbass "Hello, Police? Yeah, could you come and arrest this guy who beat me up because he saw kiddie porn on my cellphone? Kthx"  (telegram.com) (34)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CBC) Sad In another flagrant example of government over-regulation, Montréal residents can no longer get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn  (cbc.ca) (75)
(Daily Mail) Cool Researchers, who are clearly funded by the porn industry, create television that you can "reach into"  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)
(Economist) Interesting How Belgium came to dominate the beer world. Warning - article is literary beer porn that will have you checking out plane ticket prices to Belgium  (economist.com) (172)


Tue December 27, 2011
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Misc LA voters to decide if porn stars have to wear condoms. Oh, c'mon, I think we can all agree that the women would look silly wearing condoms  (nbclosangeles.com) (57)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy Definition of the entrepreneurial spirit: When the School Board fires you from your secretarial job because you moonlighted in a couple porn films- you start your own porn production company  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (89)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Slate) Dumbass Old and Busted: A kanji symbol tattoo that actually means 'stupid gaijin'. New Hotness: A QR code tattoo that redirects your arm to a porn site  (slate.com) (20)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Visual.ly) Cool Visual.ly presents the 20 best visualization graphics of 2011. Also known as Chart Porn at its finest  (blog.visual.ly) (50)
(MSNBC) Interesting Study finds that "Christmas" beats "porn" once a year on Google. Most popular search still "Christmas girl Candy Kane"  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (16)


Mon December 19, 2011
(WTAM) Misc Police investigating high school vandalism involving "even some images that were pornographic in nature like a painting of a penis"  (wtam.com) (74)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Porn film company gives Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa offer to appear on red carpet, blue carpet  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Sat December 17, 2011
(C|Net) Amusing The one upside of the SOPA debate: the full lyrics of 'The Internet is for Porn' are now in the congressional record  (news.cnet.com) (46)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Today's family-values-conservative politician caught using public money for gay porn brought to you by Mississippi  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)


Thu December 15, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Men are oppressing women by allowing women to earn more with better jobs while staying home playing video games, drinking beer, watching porn and boffing their mother-in-laws  (nytimes.com) (251)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Statesman) Sick Texas dentist caught with child porn has been sentenced to five years of having his cavities filled  (statesman.com) (66)


Thu December 08, 2011
(USA Today) Fail Rim can't do BBX. No, this isn't porn  (usatoday.com) (28)


Sat December 03, 2011
(TimeFreePress) Fail Sex with minors, snorting crushed pills, storing porn on city owned phones, shooting other officers and running from other law enforcement agencies... just another day in the Cleveland (Tennessee) Police Department  (timesfreepress.com) (55)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail In what may be the biggest load of crap since the whole "If you've ever smoked a joint, you caused 9/11" campaign, a legislator compares copyright infringement to child porn  (techdirt.com) (22)


Thu December 01, 2011
(KTLA) Sick Public library mad because homeless people are watching porn on the computers. Article does not disclose what the hell else libraries are good for  (ktla.com) (49)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting First there was porn-porn. Then there was food porn. Now the hottest new trend is property porn. "Scenes that capture explosive tempers and despair are property porn's money shots"  (couriermail.com.au) (49)
(Some Diggler) Florida Miami's federal jail overrun with strippers posing as paralegals. "In a scene straight out of a porno, one woman was caught on video stripping for an inmate. They are making a mockery out of the prison system"  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (54)
(Quad City Times) Sick ...yeah, this guy has creep pedophile and child pornographer written all over him  (qctimes.com) (125)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Survey lists world's Top 10 cities in terms of "Quality of Living." Zero in the U.S., 1 in America Jr., 1 in Australia's own Canada, 1 where they make porn, and 7 in places where they talk like the villians in old WWII movies  (shine.yahoo.com) (274)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Victoria's Secret fashion show tonight: It's the closest you're going to get to porn on CBS  (starpulse.com) (73)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Teen who needs to spend more time watching Ric Romero dismayed when the racy pics she uploaded wind up on porn sites  (palmbeachpost.com) (550)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick First they took away in-flight meals, then they added checked baggage fees. Now Delta airlines won't even let you watch child porn on your flight  (ksl.com) (97)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Slate) Amusing That classic "mahna mahna" song has its roots in Italian porn. Porn... is there anything it can't do?  (slate.com) (58)
(New Zealand Herald) Cool University given an $800,000 grant to study the impact of porn on people's lives. Giggity  (nzherald.co.nz) (76)


Fri November 25, 2011
(FOX6Now) Fail Man sends disk with child porn on it to a news station in an attempt to frame his landlord. The end result didn't turn out as he expected  (fox6now.com) (28)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Register) Cool The coolest new product at Erotica 2011 may be the vagina alarm clock (borderline SFW)  (theregister.co.uk) (145)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Salon) Interesting Diary of a porn store clerk "I know he's left me a surprise in one of the booths"  (salon.com) (74)


Mon November 21, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Porn sites sue .xxx domain operator, saying that supporting comments were obvious fakes; that high fees are treating site operators like an A2M; and that mounting costs make the plan one big money shot  (bbc.co.uk) (44)
(Life.com) Spiffy Hot bodies pounding. "Tight doubles." When did NASA go all porn-y?  (life.com) (9)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Slate) Obvious What happens when you don't talk to kids about sex: they learn everything from porn. And apparently, this is considered a bad thing  (slate.com) (147)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Cool Library porn  (buzzfeed.com) (67)


Thu November 17, 2011
(LA Times) Dumbass Female teacher accused of operating porn sites on school-issued computer, including MySluttyTeacher.com ... A++  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (285)


Fri November 11, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Cain tops three-way with Romney and Gingrich. Not sure who would watch that porno, but okay  (cbsnews.com) (92)
(TMZ) Amusing Porn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to first graders. This article is brought to you by the letter A, The number 2, and the letter M  (tmz.com) (226)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Spiffy G(o)(o)ggle TV gets a new channel  (smh.com.au) (54)
(Cracked) Ironic "Five things I learned by quitting the internet," and then wrote about on the internet  (cracked.com) (32)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sick Ryanair to screen in-flight porn. Additional charge for tissues  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Mon November 07, 2011
(adn.com) Dumbass Before you take your computer loaded with child porn to the repair shop, clear the print queue  (adn.com) (73)


Thu November 03, 2011
(AL.com) Dumbass It's never a good idea to use your Facebook status update to threaten blow up the police department, but it's an especially bad idea if you also collect child pornography  (mobile.al.com) (78)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Tyler Durden) Amusing Bad: Using your work PC to view porn. Even Worse: Not realizing it's plugged into the LED billboard display at the busiest intersection in town  (shanghaiist.com) (53)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Kotaku) Ironic Activision: "We're excited to invite celebrities from all over the world to celebrate our new War Simulator. Well, except celebrities that work in the adult film industry, because that's immoral"  (kotaku.com) (52)
(Daily Stab) Followup Scarlett Johansson on her nude photos: "I know my best angles. It's not like I was shooting a porno. Although there's nothing wrong with that"  (dailystab.com) (92)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Dominique Strauss-Kahn sex scandal is being given the porno treatment. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (huffingtonpost.com) (24)
(BBC) Amusing Pete Townshend takes time out from 'researching' child porn to blast Apple as vampires  (bbc.co.uk) (52)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious If ever there was a reason to do a background check on someone, this is it: "Jon and Kate Plus 8" TV editor arrested for child porn  (huliq.com) (62)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Here's a couple of suggestions when the cops come looking for your child porn: Don't have it scrolling on your computer, and don't answer the door naked  (wlwt.com) (35)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Wonkette) Strange Just because you're a Birther, Oath Keeper and chaplain convicted of weapons charges while trying to citizen's arrest government officials, doesn't mean you can't also be a fan of dildos and tranny porn  (wonkette.com) (141)
(Some Guy) Fail Possible follow-up headline: Entire Internet porn industry crashes after only paying customer charged with stealing $130,000 to feed habit  (duluthnewstribune.com) (83)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Patch.com) Scary Comcast, Verizon ordered to disclose over 100 customer records of people who illegally downloaded pornographic movies back in---hang on, someone's at the door  (pikesville.patch.com) (84)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Amusing A Patriot and a porn star? What would Belichick and Goodell say? (safe for work)  (bleacherreport.com) (71)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Men who view internet porn are more likely to be unable to perform with real women. I thought being unable to perform with a real woman was the whole reason for viewing internet porn  (dailymail.co.uk) (352)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Astronomer porn  (news.yahoo.com) (23)


Tue October 18, 2011
(InfoWorld) Scary Thailand floods claim major hard-drive factory, destroying 25 percent of worldwide manufacturing capacity. Soon you'll have to look at your existing porn instead of mindlessly collecting more  (infoworld.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Interesting A group of students are getting paid to look at pornography all day to decide if it's obscene. Where were these jobs when subby was at college?  (pcpro.co.uk) (40)
(Canada.com) Sad 23 mentally unstable Swedish women convicted for possession of child pornography, wrecking perfect fantasy with just one word  (canada.com) (36)
(Tech Crunch) Interesting How a pinch of table salt can do wonders for your porn collection  (techcrunch.com) (18)


Mon October 17, 2011
(C|Net) Stupid Hackers add porn to Sesame Street YouTube channel, Big Bird finally lives up to his name  (news.cnet.com) (109)

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