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44 headlines found matching 'pope'
Wed July 16, 2014
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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Mon July 14, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vatican denies Pope said 1 in 50 priests are pedophiles, says there is no way he would lowball the number that much
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Sun July 13, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: You have a 1 in 50 chance of being molested by a priest
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Why China does not want the world's biggest economy crown (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two popes, one Cup
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Sat July 05, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for an end to work on Sundays. Unless you're in the restaurant or retail industries, of course
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Pope Francis stopped his motorcade to bless a disabled woman by the side of the road. Fark: when he was done he climbed right back into his unmarked Ford Focus and drove off
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pope Francis isn't a reformer, he's another Pope John Paul II, only with a better PR man
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Sun June 22, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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MY DINNER WITH ALPO: Pet Store Owner Eats Dog Food For 30 Days. Why? Just Cuz.
 
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope shines up his ginormous brass balls, excommunicates the whole damn Mob
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Conspiracy Planet)
 
 
 
"Five judges are examining evidence of human hunting parties by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network, including Pope Francis and members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And just like that, the Pope is no longer cool
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Wed June 18, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Popeye's announces it has spent $43 million buying its recipes for fried chicken and other menu items. In related news, Popeye's didn't own its own recipes
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man with Popeye sized right arm and normal sized left arm claims to be a professional arm wrestler. Yeah you keep telling yourself that buddy
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis and the Archbishop of Canterbury to team up to fight human trafficking in what is expected to be the weirdest buddy-cop movie concept ever
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis wants everyone to know that the Global Economy is about to come crashing down upon us
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pope Francis refuses to use the Popemobile, even though he knows that could make him the holeyist Pope ever
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Catholic bishops decide they ain't listening to no socialist, even if he IS the freaking Pope
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is the Pope Catholic? Of course. Was Cardinal O'Connor Catholic? Not necessarily
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis fires all five directors of the Vatican's Financial Information Authority. Subby would make a Godfather Part III reference here but holy hell was that movie a piece of crap compared to the other two
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pope prays for peace in the Mideast. Subby's praying for a three-way with Christina Hendricks and 1980's Teri Garr while wearing a chicken costume. Let's see which one happens first
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are not a substitute for children, says pope who clearly hates animals
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Wed May 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says he may retire, opening pope job to yet another person. Is there a form or something you have to fill out?
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pope says priest "celibacy door open to change." Probably meaning the front door, as the back-door has always gotten a lot of use
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Mon May 26, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Germany: Open the Vatican WWII archives. Pope Francis: Ha ha ha - no
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Israeli President Netanyahu and the Pope argue over which language Jesus spoke. Meanwhile, the Palestinians announce that Jesus was a Palestinian. Just another day in the Holy Land
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A pope, a rabbi and a Muslim are flying to the Middle East
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pope Francis receives hundreds of letters every day-but a recent one, signed by 26 women who would like his permission to have sex with their priest boyfriends, was undoubtedly not like most of the others"
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Cisco CEO asks Obama to consider the possibility that the pope may be Catholic
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay, now I think the rich are just mocking us: Casino mogul Steve Wynn pays $28 million for an unbelievably ugly statue of Popeye by an artist whose stainless steel rendering of a balloon dog recently sold for $58 million
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Pope says baptism should be available to anyone who wants it, whether they be man, Martian or Gelgamek
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Sat May 10, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
When the Pope speaks, libtards hear "time for you plutocrats to bend over" and derpublicans hear "aaaack here come teh soshalizms," but the truth is closer to "get off your koolaid drinking asses and give of yourselves first"
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Can you BELIEVE that Huffington Post didn't bother to even ACKNOWLEDGE the canonization of two Popes? No? That's probably because they clearly did in no less than 5 stories, as Breitbart commenters helpfully pointed out
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Fri April 25, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Remember the village of Sweethaven from the 1980 'Popeye' movie? Of course you don't, but it still exists to this day as a tourist attraction in a remote corner of Malta
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Thu April 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giant crucifix dedicated to Pope John Paul II falls and crushes a man in what is in no way a bad omen whatsoever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune
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Sun April 20, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A: However much that can fit in his pocket
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People may consider Pope Francis 'old fashioned' for discussing the Devil in the 21st century, but that is not stopping his Crusades.. He warns us now of gossip being a tool of darkness, and how we must fight it
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Sat April 05, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Archbishop had a sweet multi-million dollar crib all to himself, until that meddling Pope Francis came on the scene with all his "church for the poor" and "live modestly" crazy-talk
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "No, I am not a Communist. I believe that the poor are the center of the Gospel of Jesus." Of course, that's just what a dirty, sneaky, hippie Commie mole would say
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Wed April 02, 2014
(TPNN)
 
 
 
Oh, FFS, I can't keep this straight anymore. Fancy lads say the Pope is 'cool' with the Right now because Taft is a poopy-head. [Redacted by the NSA]
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Mon March 31, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You know that immigration detention Pope Francis promised a 9-year old girl he'd bring up with Obama? Probably just a coincidence, but yesterday he went free and was reunited with his daughter
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Ignore that whole caring about the poor thing and not being a hardass on gays. The Pope is totally one of us
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Oh cool, Forbes has compiled a list of 50 great current world leaders. Yup the Deli Lama. Hmm Pope Francis. Bill Clinton, ok. Wait uhm, Derek Jeter?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Obama meets with Pope Francis. Check Fox to see whether you should be outraged or not
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