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Headlines matching 'polo'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(The New York Times) Unlikely Paleoanthropologist predicts that evolution deniers will become extinct within 30 years  (nytimes.com) (124)


Fri May 25, 2012
(WTOP) Dumbass Leave it to Marion Barry to say something racist while apologizing for saying something racist  (wtop.com) (135)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Wonkette) Scary 'Obama Not American' congressman's operating system crashes, repeats 'I misspoke and I apologize' like 20 times in a row  (wonkette.com) (74)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Dumbass Too late to apologize...OneRepublic drummer arrested  (bittenandbound.com) (11)
(Cracked) Obvious "You really are not apologizing to me at all, are you? Here are 6 Types of Apologies That Aren't Apologies at All  (cracked.com) (125)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Boston.com) Dumbass Josh Beckett contrite and apologetic with the media after getting hammered in his first start after Golf-Gate. Haha, just kidding, he's a robodouche  (boston.com) (81)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Romney: I apologize for my high school hijinks that I don't recall committing  (washingtonpost.com) (237)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Gawker) Scary "MySpace's sole purpose is to serve as an anthropological collection of the ways young people embarrassed themselves online in the early-to-mid-2000s"  (gawker.com) (18)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Followup Owner of the bar that told a girl to go be fat somewhere else wants to issue an apology, maybe even bake an apology cake  (press-citizen.com) (153)


Thu April 26, 2012
(NYPost) Fail Photographer: Oops, was that your 2,630-year-old sculpture. Manhattan art collector: No need to apologize, you bought it  (nypost.com) (140)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Deadspin) Obvious Chien-Ming would like to apologize to all of you for dipping his Wang in a bartender  (deadspin.com) (14)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Some Spellchecker) Followup World Peace apologizes for having thick syrupy elbows  (940winz.com) (43)


Wed April 18, 2012
(wymt.com) Dumbass The saga of posting crimes on Facebook continues as a 20 year old post pictures of himself siphoning gas from a police cruiser. When asked if he wanted to apologize..."not really". (with video)  (wkyt.com) (28)


Tue April 17, 2012
(STV.tv) Spiffy Polite thief returns stolen bicycle with apology note and candy bar  (news.stv.tv) (28)
(ABC) Unlikely Finally realizing the error of her ways, with deep remorse Ann Romney apologizes to dog-lovers everywhere for strapping the dog to the top of the car on long trips. Just kidding, she doubles down, saying the dog loved it  (abcnews.go.com) (281)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Virginia Speaker apologizes for belittling woman who was asking tough questions. Seriously, he apologized. It is a shame that a sincere apology is news  (washingtonpost.com) (112)


Tue April 10, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious In typical Canadian fashion, the Toronto Maple Leafs apologize for being the Toronto Maple Leafs  (espn.go.com) (28)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Military pilot lands on man's back porch; apologizes for crashing his jet  (wtvr.com) (149)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Marion Barry apologizes for complaining about Asian-owned 'dirty' shops and says -- to prove he's not a hater -- he's going to have lunch in Chinatown after he visits his dentist at 2:30  (myfoxdc.com) (134)
(Wired) Interesting Hot anthropology professor Kat Denning looks at aliens from perspective of scientists, engineers, Trekkers, other nerds. Yes, Stephen Hawking's "Columbus vs. Native Americans" analogy is mentioned, but inexplicably shot down  (wired.com) (113)


Thu April 05, 2012
(the daily breeze) Amusing Official forced to apologize after pulling male high school student from "Mr Fullerton" contest for saying he wanted to be married in 10 years ... to a man  (dailybreeze.com) (30)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Deadline) Followup Community creator Dan Harmon apologizes...for playing Chevy Chase's voicemail  (deadline.com) (65)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Spinner) Followup Karl Lagerfeld apologizes for calling Adele fat, sends her several large purses and a gift card to Old Country Buffet to make amends  (spinner.com) (57)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Bar patron gets kicked out after getting caught having sex in bar. Does he: A) Apologize and leave bar without incident. B) Plead ignorance and claim that he was not aware that kind of thing was frowned upon. C) Bite off bartender's finger  (timesunion.com) (86)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass You're late to class and the teacher calls you out on it. Do you: a) apologize and take your seat, b) accept a detention and be quiet, or c) strangle your teacher with his own necktie and flee?  (thedailystamford.com) (92)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Warming Glow) Followup Carson Daly apologizes for being a homophobic douchebag  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (95)


Wed March 28, 2012
(WPRI) Fail RI State Senate Majority Leader apologizes for his DUI arrest and vows to accept full responsibility, by vowing to never leave his post as Senate Majority Leader  (wpri.com) (10)


Mon March 26, 2012
(ESPN) Fail Noah apologizes for throwing ball at ref after deluge of fouls, promises it will never happen again  (espn.go.com) (13)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Wall Street Journal) Followup De Niro apologizes for First Lady Joke. Still no apology for the Fokkers movies  (blogs.wsj.com) (52)
(Starpulse) Amusing Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney apologizes for bashing Nickelback: "I didn't mean to single them out actually, it just came out. There's much worse bands that Nickelback. Maybe"  (starpulse.com) (108)
(Media Matters) Fail Fox News decides Saint Ronald Reagan never apologized for America. Yeah, about that  (mediamatters.org) (102)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Breitbart demands Barack Obama apologize for the fact that Tom Hanks and Glenn Frey appeared on stage with a man in an Afro wig at a 2004 fundraiser for St. Matthew's Parish School in Pacific Palisades, California  (breitbart.com) (117)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Bristol Palin: "Whar's MY apology, Fartbongo???". Addicting Info: "Two things. One, it isn't the same thing. Two, he came to your defense back in 2008, so please STFU"  (addictinginfo.org) (174)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Newt Gingrich demands Barack Obama apologize for a joke Robert DeNiro made about GOP first ladies  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Mass Effect 3 apologizes to its Facebook friends that Mass Effect 3 posted something about how it's not going to change the ending, it probably just left the window open for its kids or cats or something  (gamepur.com) (530)


Mon March 05, 2012
(The Raw Story) Silly Head Implosion: Imus calls Rush insincere pig after slut apology  (rawstory.com) (283)
(Politico) Obvious Rush Limbaugh says his apology was 'heartfelt' because he should have never acted like a Democrat in the first place  (politico.com) (452)
(Washington Post) Scary The Obama administration is finally going to make a public case for why it should be allowed to kill American citizens without trial. Better keep working on that apology, Limbaugh  (washingtonpost.com) (181)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Interesting The last Six times Rush Limbaugh has apologized. In other news, Rush Limbaugh has apologized more times than you'd think  (buzzfeed.com) (590)


Fri March 02, 2012
(WFSB) Followup Boehner condemns Limbaugh for "slut" comments, will apologize to him tomorrow  (wfsb.com) (277)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Think Progress) Obvious Newt Gingrich on why he didn't criticize Bush when he apologized for a 2008 Quran desecration incident: "I wasn't a presidential candidate then"  (thinkprogress.org) (61)


Tue February 28, 2012
(USA Today) Dumbass Fox News anchor apologizes for calling Danica Patrick a "biatch" on air  (content.usatoday.com) (99)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Congressman apologizes for his "joke" about gunning down a few Senators to break the gridlock in Washington. Besides, Robert's Rules of Order specifically forbids murder of a legislator without a proper Motion to Recommit  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Politico) Fail It's been a while, but Obama finally found another world leader to apologize to  (politico.com) (293)


Wed February 22, 2012
(This is Bristol) Weird Burglar apologizes for breaking into a house and trying on the residents' clothes, says he was invited in by a small Chinese boy who turned out to be a bunch of flowers  (thisisbristol.co.uk) (14)


Tue February 14, 2012
(BBC) Hero Remembering the first USAAF casualty in WW2: a nude-sunbathing, polo-playing risk-taker who once borrowed a Russian fighter plane to attack German Messerschmitt 109s during the Spanish Civil War  (bbc.co.uk) (50)
(Nola.com) Stupid News: Two cars fighting gun battle on Interstate accidentally fire into car of innocent women. Fark: Shooter pulls over to apologize  (nola.com) (37)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Interesting Gorbachev targets Putin, having long ago demonstrated immunity to polonium by virtue of his Great Lakes shaped birthmark  (smh.com.au) (12)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Polo club founder adopts his adult girlfriend. He incests he had a good reason to  (palmbeachpost.com) (36)

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