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Mon April 22, 2019
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Please note: a 'circular firing squad' is a metaphor denoting an organization's self-destructive behavior, and not a plan for apprehending suspects, officers
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Sun April 21, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh sure, THIS sign you actually pay attention to
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Fri April 19, 2019
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Students at London school eat hash cakes baked by fellow student, and three are hospitalized. Student unlikely to be expelled, as the only alternative on the lunch menu was British food
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Rocked by alcohol-related scandals, Japanese airline industry gets back on solid ground as top JAL manager gets arrested for hiring underage prostitute
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Wed April 17, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Congestion Pricing Is Coming to New York. New Jersey Wants Revenge." Subby watched The Sopranos thoroughly, and may leave New York if New Jersey revenge is on order
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Tue April 16, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And of course, God spared a lowly cross from the Notre Dame fire. No word on why he managed to allow everything else to burn to ashes but the cross is fine, hey everyone it's a miracle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are the first pictures from inside Notre Dame after the fire. Der Kommisar joke briefly considered for this tagline
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Italian mafia cancer spreading unchecked through Europe due to lack of vaccinations or something
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Tue April 09, 2019
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Scarlet Johansson taken to LAPD station after being attacked by a crowd of paparazzi outside Jimmy Kimmel Live, surprising police officers with the idea that that many people would even be watching Jimmy Kimmel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee to head the Fed: the one with the $75k tax lien, who refused to pay back alimony and child support until four cops, two realtors and a locksmith showed up at his house to sell it according to court order
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Mon April 08, 2019
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Step 1: buy a home in a subdivision next to a police training range dating to the 1950s. Step 2: Complain to the newspaper about hearing gunfire. Step 3: ????
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Sat April 06, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
African Wildlife to poacher: Youse mess wit one of us, youse messes wit all of us, punk
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Fri April 05, 2019
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Most cops are able to keep their racist beliefs to themselves, rather than share them over social media
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Where do you find the most nuanced political take on sex work and prostitution in the darkest timeline? Teen Vogue, of course
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Wed April 03, 2019
(Unilad)
 
 
 
English cuisine is even worse than I thought
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Itchy and Scratchy Show (Giggity barely beats out Dumbass tag) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 01, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Aren't corpses a kind of property?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If you drink your coffee with sugar, here's why you should always add it first ... according to science
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Just like the lie that your mom loves you, people are still buying it
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
One pill made her larger. One pill made her small. One pill made her sit there until up showed The Law
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The hypocrisy of the CPD and Rahm Emmanuel know no bounds. Also something about Jussie Smollett
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Sun March 31, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Today's perfect headline: "Busted spa owners often got off easy"
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Fri March 29, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
North Circuit holds that it is "not obvious" you have a right for police to not steal anything they seize from you
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Thu March 28, 2019
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Limo rental: $100 Corsage: $10 Dinner: $50 Zombies in prom photo shoot: priceless
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Melbourne train station evacuated as busker mistaken for gunman; travelers relieved at not having to listen to another lame acoustic Ed Sheeran cover
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Wed March 27, 2019
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Residents help police corral escaped baby cows running loose in traffic. No one panicked and everyone took it in stride as the steaks were small
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Sun March 24, 2019
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"He was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed"
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Catholic churches desecrated across France, officials don't know why
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Subby's wife is secure in the knowledge she will never suffer the same fate
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Wed March 20, 2019
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Bodycam shows police catching kids dropped from third floor by mom to escape fire
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Personalized ransomware is where it's at these days. Can you imagine the humiliation of being extorted by an "off-the-rack" criminal? Don't be a victim
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Sat March 16, 2019
(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
What compels a man to spend the better part of 2018 traveling throughout the southeastern US with the sole purpose of visiting Waffle House restaurants? Even when it's not 2am and he's not drunk?
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Well, so much for the idea that "video recording and bodycams will keep police officers more accountable for their actions"
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Ranker)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp fans recently took to social media in an effort to "uncancel" the actor after learning about the lawsuit. Like it or not, here are a few of the most questionable things Depp has done that make him look like a jerk
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Mon March 11, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
9-1-1. What's your emergency? I work at Amazon
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman drives up to hospital valet, her dead 11-year-old daughter in the passenger seat. And that's when the knife comes out
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Sun March 10, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Houston voters demanded that firefighters be paid as much as police. Step 1: Fire ten percent of fire fighters
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There are times when a man should be allowed to tell the police to fark off. Being searched for marijuana while dying in the hospital with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is certainly one of them. He had his phone so there is a video
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Attention, police officers: Using law enforcement databases as personal dating apps will not reflect favorably on your job evaluations
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Park your car on the street near NYPD's flag football game? That's a towin'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, no Sacramento police officers will face charges for the shooting of an unarmed man name Stephon Clark, but at least 80 people so far who have a problem with that, including 3 clergy members, will
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Retro fashion enthusiast teams up with dour forensic archaeologist to teach CSIs how to identify clothing to solve crimes. Bonus points for the 'tagalong reporter' trope
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Now that's what you call job security
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Sat March 02, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
The more things change, the more they (sadly) stay the same
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
BYU police get caught stealing records from private county police database to hand over to the school to punish sexual assault victims and possibly get them expelled
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Wed February 27, 2019
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves and we're not going to tell you a damn thing about our last 12,000 wrongdoers who we couldn't clear
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Tue February 26, 2019
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
In the tawny, luxury hipster paradise of Brooklyn, New York, there's still a five-block area that's so far back on the gentrification curve that you can still get shot if you hang out for, on average, 88.6 days
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Plainclothes police officer planning to argue he "stood his ground" against a stranded motorist he shot dead after the motorist pulled a concealed gun when the officer failed to identify himself, and kept firing AFTER motorist threw away his gun
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Mon February 25, 2019
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's sad to pay respects to a loved one who's passed away and then be killed by a speeding car right outside the funeral home, but you really do have to admit the convenience factor
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Fri February 22, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are New Yorkers having less sex in public? Or is it just Subby?
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First the Germans and Deutsche Bank, then the Danes and Danske Bank, now the Swedes have found Russian money laundering in their Swedbank. Maybe it'd just be easier if we cut off the Russians from the international banking industry?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that maybe police officers shouldn't be able to seize a suspect's money and car just because they want them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Houston Police will no longer use no-knock warrants on drug raids. Will trick drug dealers into opening their doors by dressing as Girl Scouts or singling Christmas carols, depending on the season
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Tue February 19, 2019
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
It's a pretty good night when you punch a pinball machine, head butt a cop, and bite an EMT
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Sat February 16, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby is confused ... why is the media suddenly focusing on a laser sight?
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Fri February 15, 2019
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chicago Police officers arrest white MAGA supporters who initiated racially motivated attack on Jussie Smollett
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Transgender Furry Potato Shot While Live Streaming Outside Synagogue. Yes. You read that correctly
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Thu February 14, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All across America police and prosecutors are getting college students killed by forcing them to serve as drug informants
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Newest capital offense: sleeping while black
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery." Bill Watterson. Hah, looking out the window, I must be rich. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, snow day edition
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"I told him the fact that we have a black party of 30 and we have a contract to be up here, it looks bad because you have 8 police officers here and no laws are being broken" says man in badly-written article
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
What if I told you that the police departments most likely to kill innocent people all had their policies written by the same private company? Or that this company also lobbies to reduce police accountability?
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turkey orders arrest of 1112 people, presumably for baking family members last Thanksgiving
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Mon February 11, 2019
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Cab driver prevents 87-year-old grandmother from sending thousands of dollars in gift cards to scammer pretending to be her grandson locked up in jail. "It just goes to show what scumbags they are, they're too lazy to go out and steal like a real criminal"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police commander who made staff pick up his son from school and then watch him while they were on duty claims he was conducting a study
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Sun February 10, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dog whistles are just too subtle. So Trump makes it clear that he doesn't want Latin Americans at all
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Thu February 07, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"If you ever ask somebody, 'Can I [masturbate] in front of you?' and they say 'Yes, you may,' just say 'Are you sure?' ... And then if they say yes, just still don't do it"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Toddler stuck in claw machine, rescued by firefighters after only eight quarters
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Phoenix police say Cindy McCain didn't stop a human trafficking report; she instead couldn't believe a woman would be in custody of a child with a different ethnicity
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Wed February 06, 2019
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
California passes law requiring release of law enforcement agent misconduct records. Attorney General decides it doesn't apply to his office
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Tue February 05, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago had its lowest number of January homicides in nine years. Mostly because when it's -15 below zero, you don't need to shoot anyone to kill them ... just engage them in a lengthy conversation outside
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Mon February 04, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Have you herd about the inmate who escaped during processing? He hoofed it all the way downtown, then cops meat up and shoot him. Udderly miraculous that he survived. OK, I'm just milking it now
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Sun February 03, 2019
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Record a traffic stop from your porch while black? That's a concussioning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Atlanta's mountainous glorification of the Confederacy shut down over fears of authorities being unable to protect the delicate white nationalist flowers who were planning on holding a rally there on Saturday
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Sat February 02, 2019
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Laura Loomer and her gang of deplorables decide trespassing on the Governor's lawn and causing a fracas at a nearby Mexican restaurant while dressed as banditos is the perfect way to get arrested
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Thu January 31, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After gaining sanctuary in a church service that lasted 2,327 hours, an Armenian family seeking asylum in the Netherlands has been allowed a second chance at staying in the country. Submitter swears the last Easter service he sat through was longer
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Wed January 30, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The origin of the Hardy Boys franchise has a mystery of its own. There was never a Franklin W. Dixon. Publishing tycoon Edward Stratemeyer hired forever nameless ghostwriters to crank out Hardy Boys books
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This article takes too damn long to get to the important part of the story. It's cold, but it's still a happy Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Melton Times)
 
 
 
Alert sent out has everyone in Aussie town asking, "Where's Wallaby?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Houston Police officers now stable in hospital. Shooter stable in morgue
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Officer Nathaniel Hendren's shooting of Officer Katlyn Alix was a tragic accident. Wait, he was charged? They were playing Russian Roulette? I hope this is actually an Onion article, because otherwise...
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Mon January 28, 2019
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Detroit police officers arrest member of their command staff for DUI after traffic accident, say if they have to police Detroit sober so does he
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston: Five Officers shot, two critical
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Sun January 27, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rock Chalk Jay Walk
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Sat January 26, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
A murder of crows. No, really
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Air flight diverted after flight attendant quits early
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
City lays off half its police force because it can't afford the $432,295 salary promised captains by the former mayor
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Thu January 24, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer accidentally divides by zero
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Wed January 23, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We're over-correcting the over-corrections with other over-corrections, which can't be correct
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man tackled for driving his own car while black awarded $1.25 million apology by jury
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Mon January 21, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police can now analyze your DNA in 90 minutes and link it to the national DNA database you'll be required to spit in at some point in the future
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And the award for best police officer name ever goes to... this guy
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Wed January 16, 2019
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Drinking beer you confiscated from minors is no way to enforce the law, Mr. Police Officer
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Tue January 15, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
'McJesus' sculpture sparks outrage among Israel's Christians, invite to White House
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Mon January 14, 2019
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter on the loose at UPS facility in New Jersey, suspect witnessed making a left turn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
More tunnels found near US/Mexico border. So how deep will Trump want his wall to be?
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Sun January 13, 2019
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
There be Oscar bait material in this story of Todd Marinovich, fallen football prodigy fighting addiction and struggling artist, now trying to take care of his dad who has Alzheimer's
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Fri January 11, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Speeding driver tells police he was in a rush to buy a kebab (With photo of kebab in case you didn't know what it looked like)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Not News: Police in Canada can now demand breath samples. Fark: In bars. WTFark: Or at home. Did you DD for someone, come home, and drink a couple beers? Sucks to be you citizen. Breathe into the tube
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Thu January 10, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Billboard chart, Baby Shark. Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Sorry, officer; I was going that fast because Mötley Crüe's 'Kickstart My Heart' was on the radio"
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Alberta cop facing backlash and investigation after euthanizing a deer. Fark: By running it over repeatedly with his truck
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The man's got a point. He's probably going back to jail, but he's got a point
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
You can now add "buying snacks" to the list of things black people can't do without having police called on them
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Mon January 07, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
If a white man fires an AR-15 in the air, and an unarmed black man holds his hands up, who gets shot by the police? Show your work
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, is there anything Brexit-related that hasn't ended up a farce?
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Fri January 04, 2019
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy on mission to give donuts to every police officer in America. He'd be farther along if his parent's weren't getting pulled over every three miles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An unarmed kidnapper chased a woman into a karate dojo. It was a bold move, let's see if it paid off for him
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Blade-wielding man booked after police standoff. For good reason they didn't call him Blade Runner
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Mon December 31, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The man had tried to sit in the wrong seat on the full flight and annoyed other passengers by playing music loudly, making "weird noises" and demanding to be served alcohol." Is Drew flying today?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The New Year has already begun across the globe. Post photos FROM THE FUTURE of celebrations while we wait for our turn at a new and less farked timeline in the coming year
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Sun December 30, 2018
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
News: Police arrest man on his way to church. Fark: with gun. Holy Fark: to 'fulfill prophecy'
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK is shocked, shocked to discover that when one outlaws guns, only outlaws will have guns, and they will have them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The leader of the Knights who say Ni gets his shrubbery and a Knighthood
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Another responsible gun owner demonstrating why firearms should only be possessed by professionals
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Oops Ethel, there he goes again: Prolific streaker who has stripped-off at 568 events 'ain't never gonna stop'
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Flip off your team for playing terrible against the 49ers in San Fran? That's an arrest. And a choking. And a toss over the railing. And a tazing
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Tue December 25, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Existing-while-black trifecta in play courtesy of HotelEarl
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Broward Sheriff's Office tells deputies they're supposed to stop school shootings
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