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96 headlines found matching 'police officers'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dozen police trapped in elevator need to call arch enemies to rescue them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man in Panda or hedgehog suit with chocolate bomb, arrives at TV station. Cops eat donuts, shoot, leave
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Thu April 28, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling gives a piece of his mind about ESPN, saying they employ some of the biggest racists in sports commenting
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"He's a little asshole from Molenbeek. He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray, he's utterly vacuous. He's the perfect example of generation GTA, who think they live inside a video game." And that's just what his *own lawyer* had to say about him
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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Mon April 25, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cleveland to spend six million dollars on Rice. Man, that's a lot of rice
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Special Edition: Memories of Prince
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's good when police officers decide to destroy illegal marijuana by burning it. However, it's even better when they forget to check the wind direction
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Sat April 23, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Suspect figures there's no money in just disposing of a murder weapon, so why not try to sell it openly on the street in broad daylight?
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Thu April 21, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Illinois prosecutor tries "radical new experiment" of not sending innocent people to prison
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Tue April 19, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Countries clean up before an Olympics. Holy crap: South Korea before the Seoul Olympics of 1988 enslaved, killed, and tortured thousands, and now refuses to compensate victims. Holy Fark: Guess who is hosting the 2018 Olympics?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto building scaffolding collapses, injuring 4. Hockey ratings expected to be unaffected
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline that sounds like it came from a Mad-lib: "Phish drummer obtains protection order against Belfast chimney sweep"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Man chases boss with chainsaw, does doughnuts in truck as one of his coworkers films the event"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Chinese courts hear first same-sex marriage case, refuse marriage license. Don't they realize NCAA may reconsider hosting Division I basketball tournament games there?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
"...and then the police arrived and you chewed on them, too"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Automakers beg the Feds not to be hasty and create a botched set of rules for autonomous cars Instead, take your time and really fark it up right
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
School cop who was videoed body-slamming a sixth-grade girl now has more time to work on his WWE career
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Many people believe they'll be greeted by angels when they arrive in heaven. Then there's what the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter imagines
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Mon April 11, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gay policemen used to hide in the shadows, now they are out and proud. No word on if any of them is a member of a disco-era group that include an Indian, a construction worker, and a cowboy
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Fri April 08, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Enforcement of North Carolina's transgender bathroom bill may be stalled
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Thu April 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes to the Bronx to rally, gets the Bronx cheer and then takes the F and U trains to get the hell out
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Wed April 06, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
In order to reduce the number of cars circling the block looking for parking, we're removing some of the parking
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Police are advocating body cams, but only to spy on defense attorneys who have to depose them in the court hallway...by law
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(CBC)
 
 
 
29-year-old member of Canadian billionaire family who took full responsibility for killing three kids and their grandfather while driving drunk sentenced to jail until age 39 and taking taxis until age 51. Ergo, socialized medicine cures affluenza
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Sun March 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City police Commissioner Bill Bratton slammed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz in an op-ed, saying "We will not intimidate Muslims to appease shrill politicians"
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Here's how The Washington Post managed to count every single person shot to death by police in the United States in 2015, because no one else tracks that
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Thu March 24, 2016
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
If you are attending a 'Coffee With a Cop' program, you may not want to drive drunk to the event
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are those Muslim neighborhoods Ted Cruz wants to 'Patrol And Secure.' Wow, lawless
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Remember when Gerald Ford called for congressional hearings into the Michigan UFO sightings from 1952-1969? And then the wolves ate him. Coincidence?
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Sun March 20, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Trump on the protester who was punched and kicked as he was being escorted out of the rally in Tucson: "He's a disgusting guy"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump questions Romney's Mormon background. Also demands sky prove that it really is blue, and calls into doubt the wetness of water
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Want to live happily ever after? Marry a dentist, optometrist or podiatrist
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Dildonian feeling left out says he'll "start shooting federal law enforcement officers" if he's not arrested too. Guess what happens next
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Thu March 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
87% of NYPD officers feel the city is less safe than two years ago. If only they were members of some kind of organization that had the power to possibly do something about it
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Tue March 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Turns out that Maryland police officer that was killed on Sunday died from friendly fire
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good: Hillary Clinton picks up former Trump supporter. Bad: KKK Trump supporter. Worse: Because he supports her "secret agenda", wink wink
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudi embassy paid Italian mafia to bust Turkish president's son out of jail, then flew him out on a diplomatic passport. Globalization
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Fri March 11, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood: Life on the Street
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man tossed from musical festival for abusing Protestants, Catholics, gays, Arabs, Pakistanis, blacks, and people who wear glasses
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(Some Hometown)
 
 
 
Drunk man knocks himself unconscious after fight with brick wall
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Town brings back the classic police chase shootout
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Herald News)
 
 
 
An argument over "proper reptile care techniques" at a local pet store escalated into a fight that left three people hospitalized
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Knife attack on tourist area of Jaffa port south of Tel Aviv leaves 1 one dead and 9 injured
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Bernie: "White people don't know what it's like to be poor." Politifact: Despite their possession of refrigerators, this is false
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia about to end marriages for twelve year olds. Don't worry, she's still your sister
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia: Gun permits? We don't need no stinking gun permits. Or training either
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why are we still talking about Trump and Cruz and Rubio when there are time-traveling lawyers still in the presidential race?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
French police bring migrants to their sha-na-na-na-knees-knees
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
All officers, shots fired shots fired, need backup...oh wait, it's just kids popping balloons
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(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Transgender Islamic schools are a thing in Indonesia. Maybe not a thing as such but there's at least one of them. Was at least one of them
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Sat February 27, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
KKK decides to hold a rally in Anaheim, then it gets stabby
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Co-workers say something was "off" about the Kansas shooter, other than the safety that is
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hmm. There's a guy over at the next table. Hmm. He's black. Hmm. Now he's speaking to a woman. Oh. He must be a pimp. Gotta call 911
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Acceptable forms of grieving in the UK include giving passing police officers nut shots
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: The First Amendment does not apply to video-taping police
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who knew a camping trip could cost $3.3 million?
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah, Ann, we get it. Rubio's hispanic
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ever have one of those days that you just want to totally strip for airport security and everything about your cunning plan goes wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Virginia wants a secret police
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Fri February 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Officer on a one-man crusade to save Skid Row, which really hasn't been the same since Gary Moore died and Sebastian Bach moved on
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Thu February 18, 2016
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
"Serial Stowaway" tries to take off again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Political group targets and silences critics. By critics, we mean conservative extremists, and by political group, we mean the Southern Poverty Law Center
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Wed February 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you were expecting thousands to protest Beyonce's performance at the Superb Owl, you might want to sit down for this. Or, you can mutter in befuddlement like the three that actually did show up in front of the NFL office in NYC
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Scalia was Breitbarted by Obola
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"First they came for the rich, but you were not rich and you did not stand up for the rich; then they came for the middle class but you didn't stand up for the middle class because you were not even of the middle class"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Dear sir or madam: Please remit $500 for services rendered, to wit: The ambulance that took your son to the hospital after our police officers shot him. Sincerely, the city of Cleveland"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Anti-Beyoncé rally outside NFL HQ, because Murica
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Tue February 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Germany, even the train collisions run on time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Black people wearing black are very scary to Rudy Giuliani and other white people
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Mon February 08, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Officers later tweeted to say they were working to track down the owner of the horror pencil" (w/ pics of horror pencil)
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
School District: Congratulations on qualifying for the Regional Finals in Indoor Track, with the chance to go to the State Finals. However, because the Regional meet is in Baltimore, we won't let you go
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Sat February 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: ISIS supporter in Dearborn planned to attack a church. Good: He was turned in by his own father who discovered his stash of weapons and intent
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Thu February 04, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police go to trailer to arrest former pro wrestler: "He was acquitted of a charge of sitting on top of one officer and hitting him with his elbow because the only potential witness was face-down in a headlock at the time"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cologne marks second ladies' night in a month
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article explains what "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" means. Or you could just settle for learning what he's been arrested for this time
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Tue February 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish police respond to heated Star Wars fight. No injuries reported in spite of forty-two thousand shots fired
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Mon February 01, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"Officer, do you know why I pulled you over?"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Police kick in opera singer's door after confusing singing with screaming, tell him to immediately leave the aria
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Wed January 27, 2016
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Fool Ranch Dildito Thread 5: Ammon Bundy gives stand down order, asks followers to pack it in. UPDATED link: 3 more have surrendered
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Study finds "driving while black" really is a crime
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Tue January 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk "Green Beret Colonel" expresses desire to join the Oregon Dildo Collectors' Convention, then threatens to murder police officers and invokes the Ronald Reagan Defense when asked about his service record
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Thu January 21, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man assaulted after stirring another man's chili. No. that is not an euphemism
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Remember how the grand jury investigating the shooting of Tamir Rice voted not to indict the police officers involved? Well, about that "vote"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you get pulled for speeding, and the cops ask for ID, don't show them your new mixtape. DaQuan nods approvingly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blundering thieves attempting to siphon gas from a bus are left with a VERY nasty taste in their mouths
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
English cop is writing a book on policing third world hellholes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man realizes he forgot his wife and left her at the gas station. Fark: 50 miles later
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Mon January 18, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Black Seed and Queer Liberation Collective protest blocks the west bound lanes of the Oakland Bay Bridge
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
It's weird, one minute you're just sitting there drinking 18 cans of Foster's Lager and the next you're dressed in a onesie and setting fire to your landlady's porch
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd singer Wes Scantlin arrested for vanddalism
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Fri January 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Archer, on a mission for ISIS, yanks a cop's piece and unloads into another cop. PHRASING
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Sun January 03, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
It Boggles the mind when real Life situations lead to such Calamity. Even though it may seem like a big Risk, somebody should say Sorry to end the Family Feud
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One moment you're lying dead drunk in the street on New Year's Eve and the next thing you know you're a Renaissance masterpiece
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