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87 headlines found matching 'police officers'
Fri January 12, 2018
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(NPR)
 
 
 
50 years ago this week, Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
We've always wanted to break into our schools and smash all the windows. In Japan, it is part of your final exam
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bans leaving infants alone in cars, even if you crack the windows
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Wed January 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police Unions are in favor of body cams, as long as no one actually gets to see the footage
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Huh, apparently you're not supposed to pepper spray 10-year-olds. How else am I going to keep Junior in line?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Homeless Basement Sleepover just happens to be the name of my band. We'll be playing down at the Oasis next Tuesday evening, where the beer is cold and the cover charge is only $5
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remember when Dylan Harris allegedly made a Doom level that looked like his school? The U.S. Army brings you the next-best thing
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Midvale man accused of threatening to kill President Trump, Utah police officers gifted with 11 count indictment
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Sat December 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Want to drive drunk? Move to Alberta
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some days you feel like a superhero, then there are days when you try to hurdle the gates in the London Underground and get your penis stuck in the barriers
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Gamer threatens to send cops to other gamer's house over a bet. Second gamer gives wrong address. Cops arrive and shoot a non-gamer
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge Ric Romero tells woman who rode a motorbike naked, got fingered in the street, and punched a blind man 'your life is a mess.'
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Wed December 27, 2017
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Oklahoma legislature: All people suspected of DUI will have their driver's licenses shredded. Oklahoma Supreme Court: Have you ever heard of the Constitution?
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NYPD set a record in 2017 by shooting the lowest number of people in the department's history
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
There's calling the cops after your weed gets stolen stupid and then there's calling the cops and accusing them of stealing your weed stupid
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Thu December 21, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you are attending a 'shop with a cop' program, you may want to think twice about shoplifting
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Fox Business host says what we are all thinking: Trump is making America ungovernable
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The FCC may be messing up the internet, but they'll still help you get some posse
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Sun December 17, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If your Christmas order was in this USPS truck, it may be late and flat
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Sat December 16, 2017
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Shouldn't tap that
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police use amusing social media posts to help catch criminals. "Jorts-wearing suspect" not amused
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk driver tells the cops that his name is Burger King. He then proceeds to introduce his wife, Wendy, his son Carl Jr., and the Five Guys in his trunk
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Famous shirtless protester from Charlotte is now a City Councillor who oversees the police
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this police officers dream
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
California medical examiners resign in protest over sheriff's pressuring them to change causes of death in cases involving police officers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When woman's request for threesome is rejected she takes matters into her own teeth
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Wed December 06, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
As the California wildfires consumed houses, five friends grabbed garden hoses and went to work
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Arthur Blank arrested in Kiev by masked police officers. Hey man, after last year's superbowl, I'd want to flee the country too
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Sun December 03, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
911 Caller: Hello Police, I think my husband is trying to harm himself. Police: We'll be right over to make sure he gets harmed
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey and Leslie Millwee barge into Franken's office, look for a bar and don't have a punch line
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
"The officer then took out a tube of K-Y Jelly, a personal lubricant, and said: 'You are going to need a lot of this'"
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Tue November 28, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your boa constrictor near your Seattle bathroom, the Pacific Northwest Herpetological Society has it
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Alex Jones may have broken the law. Fark: Revenge porn laws. WTF??: For posting a video of Rep. Joe Barton masturbating
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Thu November 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pistol-packing granny would have gotten away with the bank robbery if she only put some wheels on her get-away walker
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Wed November 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, police officers are not allowed to draw their weapons and wave them around for no reason
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Walmart is Number 1, although I'm sure this is not the title they were shooting for
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Life inside North Korea, told by the people who got the hell out as soon as they could
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Visit Peoria, Illinois Come for the Portillo's. Stay for the Portillo's. Eat Portillo's. Portillo's
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Karen Bass: Please name any "black identity extremist group" cited in a report by the FBI. Foghorn Sessions: I can't, but I'm certain they exist. Rep: Why isn't there a report on "white identity extremists?" Foghorn: What are those?
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Tue November 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"That it has taken liberals almost 30 years to begin to question whether (Bill) Clinton's behavior in the 1990s warrants additional scrutiny is both disturbing and unsurprising"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Chief of Massachusetts State Police, who ordered coverup of arrest of judge's daughter, resigns
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
If the government says you owe them money, and that you need to pay them in Bitcoin, do I really need to tell you that something ain't right? Apparently so
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kern found to have the deadliest police. Worf not amused
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is just seven kills away from leveling up
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Looks like we're gonna need a second clock
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Sat November 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No maple syrup or poutine for you guys anymore, eh
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to steal an ambulance, make sure it doesn't have a medic or patient inside
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Officer who uncovered Manos' thefts refused promotion over his pink shoes, possibly on the advice of Torgo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farc leader to run for president, apparently not deterred by lack of success with his previous campaign
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
If the U.S. president says you're guilty and deserve the death penalty, it may be hard to get an uncontaminated jury pool -- of course this will be someone else's fault
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Topless schoolgirls on dirt bikes injure student in end-of-year prank (NSFWish)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walmart: Come for the low prices, stay for the shooting
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Wed November 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter Mike Stark arrested and beaten for refusing to bend the knee
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Kill them all' -- Russian-linked Facebook accounts sought to incite violence, bore you to death with pictures of grandchildren and food
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hostage situation at an elementary school in Riverside, CA, as reports say parent has taken a teacher hostage
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Today's "People Suck": burglars hit food bank for poverty-stricken families, stripping items earmarked for Thanksgiving & Christmas, then letting the freezer defrost; "Who steals from a food bank? We would have given them help if they just asked"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Belgium had a crazy gang of robbers that robbed and killed their way through the early '80s and then suddenly ceased operations. A man claiming to be that gang's leader recently confessed on his deathbed
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Wed October 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Aviation police that dragged guy off of United plane are forcibly removed from their jobs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump to widow of soldier killed in Niger attack: "He knew what he signed up for"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop these New Zealand police officers
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Fri October 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Beret Nate Boyer's open letter to Kaepernick, Trump, the NFL and America
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We must encourage women to report sexual harassment, not threaten or blacklist them
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The black man who was severely beaten by a pack of neo-Nazis in a Charlottesville parking garage has now been charged for defending himself (bloody image warning)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Ken Bone has finally made a decision regarding Trump and he's not very happy about it
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Windows Phone ... we hardly knew ya
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
Boobies
 
The FBI is concerned about BIE. DIT
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Sounds like Kagan and Sotomayor were some real party animals
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Fark ready Headline: Women who escaped Edmonton prison arrested at escape room
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Where does the term "blade runner" come from anyway?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter stockpiled 33 weapons in the last 12 months, which would have sent off some warnings at the ATF that he might have been up to no good, if there wasn't a loophole in purchase tracking that excludes rifles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spain could be headed to full-fledged civil war
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Mon October 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In another unsuccessful bid to improve their image, Miami police union equates NFL protesters with Vegas shooter
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Canadians elect a practicing Sikh as the new leader of the New Democratic Party. Bittersweet: Hopefully someday maybe this won't be news
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Wait, having exotic birds and a cat in a restaurant kitchen isn't okay?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas PD gambles you'll take their word over an NFL player's
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
It's been about a week, so let's check in on that boycott of local restaurants that the St. Louis Police union called for--- yeah, that's a Class A Fail for sure
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police warn teens about man acting strange even by Florida standards
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court bans police from deploying stingrays without a warrant. CRIKEY
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
White supremacist arrested without incident after murdering two black men
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court rules that roadside drunken driving tests are not valid for pot, so spark it up, kids
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Police officers are not a disenfranchised minority
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Burglar jerks off after breaking in. In burglar circles this is known as a whack job
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