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Headlines matching 'police officers'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(CBS 46 Atlanta) Amusing Two men use a rolled-up magazine 'radar gun' in an attempt to pull over a motorist... who of course turns out to be an off-duty police officer  (cbsatlanta.com) (40)


Wed February 08, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida "You got me red-handed," bank robber actually tells officer after dye packs explode all over his getaway car  (wptv.com) (29)


Sun February 05, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Eight arrested for soliciting undercover male police officers in park include Denny's consultant. Maybe he shouldn't have asked for the "Sausage Slam?"  (wtsp.com) (93)


Sat February 04, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Sick Rise of bestiality brothels spurs calls for German legislators to get their act in Gere and ban zoophilia  (thelocal.de) (257)
(Statesman) Hero News: motorcyclist chases down DUI hit-and-run driver and hog-ties him with a belt. Texas: for the second time in 9 months. Fark: is recognized at the scene by the arresting police officer from the prior incident  (m.statesman.com) (115)


Fri February 03, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida Drunk woman tells officer she cannot take DUI test because "of these big boobies" ...it almost worked until she started to dance (with mugshot goodness)  (wptv.com) (38)


Wed February 01, 2012
(NYPost) Silly NYPD officers no longer allowed to wear NYPD clothing  (nypost.com) (38)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Cop) Asinine Sir, I'm going to have to ask you for your license, registration, and man card  (thecabin.net) (59)


Mon January 30, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Just an "accident," officer, you know how confusing those pedals are when you're angry  (tampabay.com) (42)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Daily Kos) Asinine As Occupy Oakland protesters storm city hall the Oakland cops roll out the tank..wtf a tank ? really?  (dailykos.com) (395)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Millions of homes in Florida and this guy had to pick a police officer's to break into. Hilarity ensues. (With "Ow,ow,ow" mugshot goodness)  (news4jax.com) (21)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad NBC to create another Office spin-off, because really, what else do they have?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (84)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Abc.net.au) Strange Man who was arrested by police for robbing a police officer at knifepoint and fleeing capture while naked tells judge that he can't be prosecuted because he was possessed by something "joyriding" in his body  (abc.net.au) (30)
(SFGate) Stupid East Haven, CT Mayor responds to arrest of 4 police officers charged with profiling and harassment of Latinos with: A) Defense of officers B) Plan to redeem police force to Latino Community C) He will be eating tacos for dinner (With video)  (blog.sfgate.com) (118)


Tue January 24, 2012
(New Haven Register) Dumbass Feds arrest four East Haven, Connecticut police officers for racial profiling in pre-dawn raid. Includes bonus video of the officers arresting a white reverend for filming them  (nhregister.com) (76)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives its readers a chance to test their awareness of offbeat news with a link to the Fark Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine Cop's job description: traffic tickets ✔, bust dope smokers ✔, hassle brown people ✔, mace protestors ✔, more traffic tickets ✔, save 10-year-old boy's life ✖  (foxnews.com) (149)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing ...hello, officer? Yes, I would like to report a missing warehouse  (suntimes.com) (41)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Police officer fired for gross misconduct after having sex with five women while on duty. *views pics* Yep, that's gross  (dailymail.co.uk) (88)
(Some Guy) Asinine Costa Cruise Exec blasts survivors for 'sensationalism,' says they should have just tripped into a lifeboat like the captain and first officers  (news.sky.com) (103)
(Some Half Naked Chick) Amusing Apparently, the idea of posing for pics with half-naked chicks on the top of police cars hasn't gotten old for policemen in California  (wtsp.com) (20)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Cops in uniform caught meeting up in empty parking lot and playing football. (with pics) Some people have a problem with this  (13wmaz.com) (83)
(WESH Orlando) Florida Man charged with posing as a dentist and performing illegal dentistry, which caries a stiff penalty  (wesh.com) (32)


Thu January 12, 2012
(NJ.com) Interesting Vow: Allow snow plow tow now  (nj.com) (60)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you have an outstanding warrant for rape, you may want to avoid flirting with a uniformed police officer  (heraldextra.com) (190)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Yes, I will assault the police with a stolen stuffed monkey  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (37)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary "Hello, this is your captain speaking. Could someone please bring some oxygen bottles to the cockpit?"  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Thu January 05, 2012
(KSL News) Sad Six police officers shot in ChicOgden  (ksl.com) (63)


Tue January 03, 2012
(WXYZ Detroit) Fail Because crime is so low, Detroit decides to lay off 100 police officers  (wxyz.com) (150)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Five-year-old girl has overdue books. Library: A) Sends a letter asking for it to be returned, B) sends an e-mail, or C) sends the cops to the girl's house  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Officer, he didn't sever the brake line to the car his girlfriend and their son were riding in...he pulled it loose. Oh, glad we cleared that up  (myfoxdc.com) (20)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Village Voice) Amusing Xenu cackles as high-ranking Sea Org officer opens 2012 by turning on the Church of Scientology via 12,000 emails  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (129)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing "____ police officers quell ___-fueled violence between ____ and ____ at birthplace of ____" Your words: christians(x2), jesus, broom, and Palestinian. Fill 'em in, still won't make sense  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Boston Herald) Interesting Missing drug evidence points to rogue cop. In other news, there are a lot of rogue cops in Massachusetts. In other other news, police departments are not allowed to test officers for drug use  (bostonherald.com) (53)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Late entry for 2011 Darwin Award electrocuted after trying to steal copper from abandoned textile mill. "The mills have been closed for several years, (but) it appears the electricity was still going into the power pole"  (ajc.com) (36)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Topsail Voice) Dumbass Officer Quagmire's investigation into a "suspicious person in the area" leads him to a second floor balcony to check on a seventeen year old girl in her underwear  (carteretnewstimes.com) (84)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve drummers drumming, eleven crocodiles snapping, ten lords...wait, what?  (dailymail.co.uk) (8)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida When you're at a routine traffic stop, it's never a good idea to tell the police 'I'm sorry officer, my gun is digging in my hip', especially if you're a convicted felon  (orlandosentinel.com) (39)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting TSA officers confiscate book because words are weapons, sharper than knives. Also, there were two throwing knives inside  (washingtonpost.com) (60)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida When you're dressed in women's clothes and trying to rob a McDonald's, running into a hungry Homeland Security agent can be a real drag  (palmbeachpost.com) (38)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Breaking: DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano just cut Sheriff Joe Arpaio's access to ICE programs. Hmmm... Napolitano... What is that, Italian? Mexican? May I see your papers, please?   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (198)
(Some Student) Florida School resource officers start using Facebook to connect with students. What could possibly go wrong?  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (19)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Robbing your college bookstore is probably not the best way to deal with the high price of textbooks  (theindychannel.com) (58)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Herald Tribune) Florida School police officer to parents: "Sexting is a new epidemic, and it could be on your child's cell phone." Then he proved it beyond a reasonable doubt with 14 year old. That's above and beyond the call  (heraldtribune.com) (84)
(CBS Baltimore) Stupid Two female Baltimore City Mounted Unit police officers are on leave after allegedly mounting each other in public  (baltimore.cbslocal.com) (128)


Wed December 07, 2011
(KnoxNews) Stupid Two cops playing with their guns late at night suffer premature discharge, destroying another man's hard sausage. What a load of baloney  (knoxnews.com) (46)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The New York Times) Fail In a bid to help law enforcement officers with cognitive difficulties, the Border patrol and other agencies are purging anyone intelligent enough to question the drug war  (nytimes.com) (189)
(TimeFreePress) Fail Sex with minors, snorting crushed pills, storing porn on city owned phones, shooting other officers and running from other law enforcement agencies... just another day in the Cleveland (Tennessee) Police Department  (timesfreepress.com) (55)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida Police officer and department office manager attempt to get rid of budget-slashing city official using Santerian birdseed ritual, are instead turned in by their accomplice the janitor. Can you guess the state without looking at the tag?  (miamiherald.com) (13)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida When your harebrained scheme to steal women's shoes from a sporting-goods store goes awry, be a dear and tell the arresting officers you have crack pipes hidden in your buttocks, won't you?  (wpbf.com) (23)


Sun November 27, 2011
(KnoxNews) Scary Tennessee constables don't have ticket quotas. Instead they work on commission, $20 to $40 per ticket  (knoxnews.com) (107)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup UC Davis suspends Police Chief in pepper spray incident, three days after two campus police officers sprayed SEATED protesters during an OWS demonstration  (nytimes.com) (527)
(WIVB) Scary Inmate attacks officers at ATTICA, ATTICA, ATTICA  (wivb.com) (18)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you've just received custody of your children, taking them on your shoplifting run is probably not the best idea  (wtsp.com) (17)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Houston Press) Asinine Drunk driver crashes into grounded Medevac helicopter, asks arresting officer why the chopper was "flying so low to the ground." See, there is such a thing as a dumb question  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (49)


Fri November 11, 2011
(WTSP Tampa Bay) Florida Woman attacks a school bus driver because he won't let her ride the bus with students, later gets into altercation with police which she attempts to win by pulling down her underwear. With mugshot you can add to your collection  (wtsp.com) (41)


Wed November 02, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Investigation continues into how rockfall left 15 mobile homes teetering on the edge of a cliff in south Wales, although initial findings indicate that rockfall was to blame  (bbc.co.uk) (41)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Nashville Scene) Asinine Not news: Occupy protester gets arrested. News: "Protester" was working member of the media covering the protest. Fark: Arrest captured on video, including officer saying "charge this one for resisting arrest"  (nashvillescene.com) (247)
(Some Guy) Scary Victim in DUI crash with Seattle Police Officer amazed he's still alive, glad officer was too drunk to find his gun  (kirotv.com) (122)


Sun October 30, 2011
(SeattlePI) Sick Skipper gets three years in prison for rape. Poor Gilligan  (seattlepi.com) (80)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Some Football Fan) Fail Hot babe arrested for DUI while wearing slutty referee uniform punches out cop, poses for awesome mug shot  (badjocks.com) (97)


Tue October 25, 2011
(NYPost) Fail On the bright side, at least 4 out of 12 gun smugglers are NOT New York City police officers  (nypost.com) (35)


Mon October 24, 2011
(SeattlePI) Stupid Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are  (seattlepi.com) (76)
(CBC) Obvious The Obvious tag is writing headlines for CBC today: "Axe-wielding man's mental health questioned"  (cbc.ca) (17)
(Some Guy) Florida Pro-tip: if you accidentally flag down an officer and ask him if he wants to buy a prositute, don't say you were joking and what you really needed was something to roll a joint with  (thesunnews.com) (12)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting Minneapolis police investigate fraud claims at Roto-Rooter. Determined officers vow they'll get to the bottom of this shiat  (startribune.com) (21)
(LA Times) Dumbass Two people detained after tagger shoots at LAPD officers. You're it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (23)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Oregon Live) Dumbass Hey Mr. Policeman, check out my UHH OHHHHH why are you arresting me? I'M ONE OF THE 420%  (oregonlive.com) (71)

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