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104 headlines found matching 'police officers'
Thu March 23, 2017
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Waffle House: Come for the food, stay for the show
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Daesh takes credit for the Westminster attack, the quality of the CHIPs remake, and the new Yoko Ono album
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police claim woman not wearing gloves tried to shoot them without leaving any fingerprints or DNA on the gun. In a terrible coincidence, all six body cameras mysteriously failed at the same time
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(ArcaMax)
 
 
 
ICE pretends to be police, just like they pretend to serve justice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The war on cannabis is more deadly than cannabis
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Mon March 20, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
In not-creepy-at-all news, this California city wants to photograph and identify every single car's license plate in real time and link it to other government databases. In real time
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Bad: You're pulled over by police. Worse: you have drug paraphernalia in your car. Solution: toss the hypodermic needles to your toddler in the back seat
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Tue March 14, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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Sat March 11, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
COPS makes its TV debut this day in 1989. After 28 years, officers have arrested almost 2,000 men - all without a shirt
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
University ponders having deans serve as bouncers at events to ensure speakers' free speech
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Help, my husband is going to kill me." Actual police response: "If you get killed, we will definitely come to examine the body"
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
Video
 
Police tell Uber driver it's illegal to film them while he is pulled over. Man happens to be attorney making a few extra bucks. Then things get all ACLU-y (with video of entire traffic stop)
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Animated graph shows how politically polarized the US has become over the last 20 years
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Mon March 06, 2017
(GoMN)
 
 
 
Not news: People illegally crossing the border. News: Into Canada. Fark: Not as many as in 2008
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Sat March 04, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan rep. will introduce a bill to make it illegal for police to have sex with prostitutes under investigation. In other news, Michigan is the only state in America where it's legal for police to have sex with prostitutes under investigation
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
People say this guy Rich Meaney is... wait for it
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
With a coherent speech for once, Donald Trump may have just had his Bar Mitzvah moment
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ex-Neo Nazi: Don't ignore white supremacists. When they talk about the "liberal media" what they really mean is the "Jewish media"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you see a guy strip off his clothes in the middle of traffic and shout, "I am God"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican state legislators flooding the system with bills that would make protesting illegal, and would lessen charges filed against drivers who drove through protest lines. That's 17 kinds of farked up, right there
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The best part of a War on Drugs is that you get to accuse anyone who wants to stop your War on Drugs of being a drug dealer
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky PD: Yeah, maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a giant skull representing a vigilante and cold-blooded murderer emblazoned with the "Blue Lives Matter" colors on our vehicles. Our bad
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Allo allo, what's all this then? Dearie, this man in't dead, he's merely restin'. Look, I tell ya, he got over it, and walked off. Put it in the report: "No offences were identified"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dick appointed as first female head of London Metropolitan Police
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
International political scholar and Alt-Right luminary Jenna Jameson declares Sweden the "rape capitol of the world"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The "Thought Police" have changed their name to the "Bias Response Teams" across US campuses. You better double-think about what you say
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Port Authority police told to let suicide jumpers take the plunge and die instead of intervening to rescue them as they normally would
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police shoot and kill Beaverton man waving a gun around on a roof near an elementary school. Authorities say the shot was not gratuitous
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You may want to hold your jaw from hitting the ground, but it turns out the two Swedish police officers interviewed by Fox News, which Trump watched before making his ill informed remarks, say their quotes were taken out of context
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How did Donald Trump react to those "underreported" terror attacks? Let's check the tweets
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston police help a 100-year-old man who had his $100 lottery ticket stolen. Cops make an arrest but can't recover the money so they collect donations from other police officers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Swedish paper mocks Trump: A moose fell in love on Friday, weather closed roads but no terror attack
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Navy veteran beaten for trying to protect turtle from torture
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with nothing better to do for a few hours spends it blocking the view of police speed camera vans on the highway: "People have been loving it. One person got in touch and said: 'Not all heroes wear capes'" (pic)
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on." unless of course it's in rewriting mode, in which case is buries itself in shame and erases everything because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's technically legal to screw police officers with booby traps. Or at least, they can't find out what law to use
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actually, you totally did. You just weren't bright enough to realize it.' Iowa Police and Firefighter's unions: "We didn't vote Republican to get stabbed in the back"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Hold my beer. Let's see if I can scare those police officers away with these bottle rockets. Bonus, 11 AM DUI
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
70,000 Greeks evacuated after WW2 bomb found in downtown Thessaloniki
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
French police claim that the apprehension procedure known as a 'baton rouge' was simply an accident
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Fri February 10, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Prepare to be disgusted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A cow escapes a slaughterhouse and seeks immunity at a Taco Bell fully aware of the fact no real meat is used there
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Driving drunk and shooting a gun to impress a girl along with dropping your pants in front of police officers is no way to go through life, son
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
But her emails?
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Tue February 07, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
White House releases lists of under reported terrorist attacks. Manages to misspell San Bernardino... which is probably why they think it was under reported. Sad
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican U.S. Congressman from California holds town hall about the Affordable Care Act, with predictable outcome
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If an Arizona legislator gets his way, passengers in cars will need to show their ID cards or risk going to jail
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Sat February 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two girls. No basketball
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sorry liberals, your case against Judge Neil Gorsuch has no basis in reality
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New Mel Gibson movie, Passion of the Nightstick, catching a lot of flack even though it's not out yet. Probably a lot of libs making bad jokes, eh?
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Topless women leave Buenos Aires beach peacefully but state "To make the tit-phobes happy, we're leaving this fascist beach, but we'll be back another day and there will be many more of us" (Not safe for work video in article)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Violent protests at UC Berkeley prompts the university to cancel speech by Milo Yiannopoulos. In other news, Milo goes to college and gets precisely the result he was looking for
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor De Blasio tells Trump NYC will see him in court over his executive order threatening to strip federal funding from "sanctuary cities"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another of the (many) problems with legal weed: Cops have a really hard time knowing when you're too stoned to drive
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's now a hate crime in Louisiana to resist arrest, not pick up the can
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When walking down the street with a popcorn maker box full of drugs and two police officers wish you a Happy National Popcorn Day should you A) say "Happy National Popcorn Day to you too Officers" B) Thank them and go about your day or C) Run away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police stop armed men in Texas from exercising their second amendment rights. Let's see if we can't find out why
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How does the Left welcome a peaceful transition of power in America? By throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
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Fri January 20, 2017
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
I think Donald Trump is a fascist, and it's very easy for people, especially people who are in pain, to slip into fascism, said one protester before throwing a brick through a window of a Starbucks
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP across Canada, lose connection to CPIC database. No record, warrant, license plate or ID checks. Evidently this can happen now
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who killed Seattle Police Officer found mysteriously dead in prison. Well, there's probably not a big mystery here
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Front page ruckus in Greenwich CT involves booze, swearing, AND yelling. That's a whole year worth of mayhem in one afternoon
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey guys, what's going on over here? Oh Lawd, this gonna be good
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Don't worry about security at the inauguration. The motorcycle gangs have it covered
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
An Irrational customer, a big SUV, and a T-Mobile store. Ready, Set, GO
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man learns that bringing up election results is no way to pick up a woman in Massachusetts. What he brought out next didn't work either
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 79-year-old great-grandmother who shoplifts 'because she's bored' is convicted for the 39th time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
High-profile killings have made police officers' jobs harder
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joey Porter's previous run-ins with the law include an incident where he shot and pistol-whipped someone and another where he encouraged his wife to make false sexual abuse claims. No, wait. That was the arresting officer
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Big ass number of people have just been arrested in the Kardashian Paris robbery case
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"I do this every Sunday" is not an acceptable excuse for man busted taking upskirt shots
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, if it's true you should spend midnight of New Year's Eve doing what you want to be doing all year, this guy apparently wants to spend 2017 incredibly intoxicated and clinging to the roof of a police cruiser
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After aerial search, police find drunk driver hiding 30 feet away from crashed car
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing whatsoever happened last New Years Eve in Cologne. But they still deployed 1,500 police officers this year to round up men who look North African. Just in case
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
No, California Democrats did not just legalize child sex trafficking according to notorious Liberal tabloid The Blaze
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Sat December 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
At least 35 killed in nightclub shooting in Turkey. Unclear whether this counts as a parting shot by 2016 or an early start by 2017
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California mall bans teens who are unaccompanied by adults. 32 stores immediately file for Chapter 11
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Fri December 30, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
3 Miami police officers fired for joking on social media about shooting black people, or 10x the punishment they could have expected for actually doing it
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Times Square will be ringed in garbage trucks on New Year's Eve so the city can remove all the left over 2016 to the landfill as soon as it's done
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, man decides to test his theory that not all cops are bad by exiting his car while holding a rifle he's not legally allowed to possess. With predictable results
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Man says he can't be guilty of road rage assault because he's a PETA member
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Will Amazon pick up that can?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three post-Christmas mall food court brawls in three different states. Who knew patronizing Hot Dog on a Stick could be so perilous?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Ohio Police decide to save money by using stray pit bulls as canine units. This should end well
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Desperate to replace the Florida tag, Indiana looks to repeal a law requiring handgun owners to have a license
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Little girl shoots herself in the hand with her father's gun, asks the doctor, "Will I be able to play the violin?" Doc says, "Sure." Little girl says, "Great, my father will be charged with improper storage of a large capacity gun near a minor"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Honk if you want to know what the 'om telolet om' meme means
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two of the deadliest Police Departments in the U.S. are in California and they're now under investigation. Law enforcement in Kern County killed more people than New York City, with a tenth of the population
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals rules that your dog can only sit or play dead
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver police try to justify taking blankets and tents from homeless during sub-zero weather, and do a darned good job of it
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey, what's the affluenza family up to lately? Oh wow
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ice-cream vendor can now offer a wide choice of toppings with your ice cream. Strawberry sauce, chopped nuts, heroin, chocolate sprinkles, fla... wait, what?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ferrari 458 Speciale hits six London pedestrians. The driver appears to be a shaved ape in a shirt
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Police officers who entered the Boise Airport air traffic control tower after pilots could not reach controllers by radio Nov. 19 found one controller had fallen asleep and a second one had left the tower and smelled of marijuana
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(AP)
 
 
 
Istanbul to constantly topple
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Protip: Treating your seriously ill child with dandelion tea, tea tree oil, oil of oregano, and a potato poultice probably won't yield the results you're looking for
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Five Knyazhychi police officers killed in a mistaken shootout between three different police units
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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Thu December 01, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tacoma police officer killed responding to domestic violence call. Suspect barricaded and standoff currently underway
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