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Headlines matching 'police chiefs'
Tue May 22, 2012
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(SFGate) Dumbass Someone stole your iPhone? The chief will get right on that with four detectives and a task force. If you're the Berkeley police chief's son, that headline is entirely devoid of sarcasm  (sfgate.com) (26)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Ways to successfully obtain sex: dating sites, bars, prostitutes, Craigslist hookups. Ways to unsuccessfully obtain sex and simultaneously make the front page of Fark: get naked and blindfolded, and tie yourself to a tree  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Six shot, three dead in Louisville. If only there had been an armed citizen nearby we could have prevented this tragedy  (news.yahoo.com) (276)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail $200,000 street value - $200,000 bail = Freedom to 52-year-old pot farmer  (delcotimes.com) (83)


Tue May 15, 2012
(640 WHLO) Dumbass Cops find gun and naked Barbie dolls inside creeper's car  (640whlo.com) (34)


Fri May 11, 2012
(KHOU Houston) Followup Father: "My naked unicyclist son is mentally ill." O WHEELY?  (khou.com) (25)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing This video of a naked man on a unicycle brought to you by the Houston PD, and the makers of Cheap Liquor™. Cheap Liquor™, providing impaired judgment for the best and the worst times of your life  (blog.chron.com) (29)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Asbury Park Press) Strange People visiting the original "Jersey Shore" house are getting shingles  (app.com) (61)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Sad New Hampshire police chief lived his life like in the movies. Unfortunately, it was the part about getting shot one week before retirement  (sunjournal.com) (63)
(WRCB-TV) Scary The peacekeeper slowly entered, surprising the illegal gambling party. He knew these men were among the rich and powerful, but the tin shield on his chest proclaimed justice for all. Then one of the gamblers, in desperation, pulled a gun  (wrcbtv.com) (112)


Mon April 09, 2012
(MyNorthwest.com) Dumbass When you're running away from the police, it's probably not a good idea to update your Facebook page  (mynorthwest.com) (17)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine Vermont town finally discovers something on which Obama won't spend money  (radio.foxnews.com) (71)


Thu April 05, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Egypt, you really don't want a repeat of 1967, so please stop the rockets. Thank you, Israel  (bbc.co.uk) (187)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Statesman) Amusing Lick... no, pump... punk... PUB. Lick laws. Public. Intosh, intop, intof... drunk laws. They're too fuc... whoops. Fum (hee hee) fuzzy. Crickets say. What? Critics. CRITICS. That's what they say  (statesman.com) (33)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting Gang of Blondes: "Six really pretty blondes who wreak havoc around the city by robbing and assuming the identity of fellow beautiful blondes." With helpful pic of what a gang of blondes might look like  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid After a man was murdered on a dark stretch of a bike trail, city council decides it's best to add: A) Lights B) Police patrols C) A memorial bench  (dailytidings.com) (41)


Fri March 16, 2012
(The Post and Courier) Strange People are going to ask questions if you pull the police chief over for DUI, but in the end your police report only has five words in it  (postandcourier.com) (53)


Wed March 14, 2012
(CNN) Scary One killed in courthouse shooting in Texas. That doesn't sound like Texas. "This guy was driving crazy, and he was shooting, and we were shooting, and people were ducking under cars." Okay, NOW it sounds like Texas  (cnn.com) (83)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Not news: Cops taser suspect. News: Suspect is a 9-year old boy described as "large for his age". FARK: Council fires police chief and disbands the PD  (dispatch.com) (119)
(SFGate) Scary The Berkeley PD couldn't respond to a 911 call of a murder due to lack of resources. However, they had plenty of resources to show up at the home of the reporter that covered the story and demand that he change the article  (blog.sfgate.com) (170)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Chicago police chief promises the city won't do a blanket surveillance of Muslims like New York City did, they'll just be more subtle and picky about it  (chicagotribune.com) (33)


Fri March 02, 2012
(AZCentral) Amusing Escorts say law makes "acting sexy" illegal in Utah. Well duh  (azcentral.com) (157)


Tue February 28, 2012
(9 News) Asinine Taking a page straight out of the TSA handbook, hotel is evacuated and bomb squad is called due to "a medium-sized bottle that had liquid in it"  (9news.com) (73)
(Nerds) Obvious One Picard to rule them all  (startrek.com) (164)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Citizens: "Fark you. I'm a sovereign citizen." States: "Oh really, citizen?"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (175)


Fri February 24, 2012
(AZCentral) Amusing Officer suspended, charged after police set up sting operation in their break room to find culprit who kept stealing their lunch  (azcentral.com) (68)


Thu February 23, 2012
(El Paso Times) Scary Not news: El Paso woman hit by bullet. Fark: Fired from a gun in Mexico  (elpasotimes.com) (62)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Grandfather who accused Austin PD of overreacting to him "babysitting while white" forced to recant part of his blog post after police release dash cam video of the incident  (thegrio.com) (134)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Keene, NH, police chief: Let's spend $285,933 of DHS sugar on an armored personnel carrier. The citizens: How about NO  (huffingtonpost.com) (151)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Every year Florida police are involved in 7,400 traffic accidents and are at least partially at fault in 25% despite almost never being charged. "it's more dangerous to give an officer a car than a gun"  (orlandosentinel.com) (79)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary Ok, for the last time, the 7-year-old girls in Walmart are NOT free samples. Please make a note of it  (ajc.com) (64)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it  (chicagotribune.com) (48)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Missing community activist found. Apparently, he fell down a well. Onto a bullet  (washingtonpost.com) (65)
(IOL) Interesting Muslim preacher arrested in Kenya, Secret Service plans rescue mission  (iol.co.za) (33)

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