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352 headlines found matching 'police'
Thu July 02, 2015
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Baltimore police will now have to figure out a new way to rough up suspects without being caught on camera. Police transport vans are out
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(15)
 
(Some Rich CVS Owner)
 
 
 
Baltimore man arrested as suspect in fire in Baltimore CVS store, but the real story is that the Police Commissioner said the fire caused "over $1 billion in damage to the store and its contents." Did their Gold Bond really contain gold?
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(55)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
So, you thought body cams would deter police brutality, did you?
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(336)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught living with his mother's corpse for months so he could collect her Social Security check. Police believe Norman may have something wrong with him
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(30)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember Love and Hip Hop Atlanta reality TV 'star' Mickey "Memphitz" Wright? No? Me either, but the police have after he robbed a car wash worker
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(2)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman fires shots at repo man. Police "discovered the barrel of a Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina." Police quickly snatched the gun away from her
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(58)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the --- out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lamitie
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(33)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police: Leave your drones at home if you're planning to attend Wimbledon. Don't be like this guy
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
A 35-year-old Colorado woman attempted to burglarize the home of a retired police officer -- while her three kids waited in the car
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(16)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You cannot attack a police officer. Even if they are responding to an incident and happen to have the wrong address
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who wears short Confederate flag boxer shorts? Fired North Charleston police officer wears short Confederate flag boxer shorts
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(69)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
If you left 26 laundry bags filled with cannabis, the Twickenham police would like a word with you, and a lot of Doritos
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Seattle police chief says he would like to give the Kurt Cobain investigation another shot
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(62)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You're shopping for shoes in Macy's and you disagree with the listed price. Do you: A) Shop elsewhere, B) Ask if they will price-match or offer a discount or C) Throw a tantrum where you bite the employee as well as a police officer
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(22)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Police identify man shot by deputy, possibly for having his hair upside down (pic)
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(59)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pizza guy foils cock-ring... Allow me to rephrase... Pizza guy calls police on illegal rooster fighting operation
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(33)
 
(My News LA)
 
 
 
Now that drugs are off the streets and the child predators have been taken care of, Santa Ana police focus on the next enemy: Ferret owners
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(38)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's not a good wedding until 16 different police departments show up
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(38)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Attorney for Police Officer accused of exposing himself to motorists: "My client regrets not ensuring that his equipment was in proper working order"
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(32)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Police kill Black (& Decker) man
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(42)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police officer afraid of dog shoots 4 year old in the leg
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(422)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man flags down police officers to ask for help. Officers give it their best shot
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(209)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
ProTip: When reporting a lifeless body in a field to the police please make sure it's not a deflated Papa Smurf balloon
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easiest. DUI. Arrest. Ever. Drunk guy drives to police station and asks to be arrested
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(29)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal angrily says she will not resign from Spokane Police Commission, says the issue isn't as black and white as it may seem
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(167)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you've been arrested for having sex with your wife's Shih Tzu and the story makes the headlines and everyone in town knows about it, it doesn't help your reputation that much if police later say maybe you didn't do it after all
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(114)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Fugitive wearing a 'You Can Run But You Can't Hide' t-shirt caught by police
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(24)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Police apprehend cock-hungry beaver
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(21)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Police Academy graduates its first openly gay couple
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(42)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Operation True Grit' busts John Wayne. Apparently the police had a rat writ, writ for a rat
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(28)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Usually, when there's a problem in a police department, the officers come together to 'keep it in the family.' Unless, of course, that's the problem
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
California man arrested after conning people out of $300,000 by posing as an attorney. Apparently he was caught after police realized an actual attorney would have billed at least twice that amount
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man kills customer with ironing board, police press charges
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(23)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Pendle Today)
 
 
 
Police find large amount of crack in man's buttocks
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police officers engage in hour long stand-off. With a garden ornament
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(46)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK scored a goal with this headline: "The FIFA 2026 World Cup bribe fest has been postponed until such time as fewer policemen are watching"
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(1)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police: Man passed out next to TV had package of bacon in his pocket"
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(19)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
CNN anchor: I definitely misspoke when I called the Dallas gunman attacking police "brave and courageous"
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(148)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you give the wrong false name to the police and they lock you up for that person's crime?
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(19)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Chattanooga police now have radar equipped bicycles so they can fine drivers that don't leave at least 3 feet when passing a cyclist
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There's something kind of outlaw romantic about the police raiding your home and finding enough dried pot to fill a 55-gallon garbage bag but you escape the long arm of the law by sailing away on a skiff
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(34)
 
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Oxford has new thought police in town, and they're takin' no prisoners
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(266)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Really, so you need to fly into a rage and threaten arrest because your neighbor has a garden gnome with a bare bum? You're an ass, Mr. Ex-policeman
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(47)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can plan your next flight with a travel agent, a travel web site, or just call an airline yourself. However, calling the police and threatening to kill the president is unlikely to get you a good window seat
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What can Britain's gunless boobies teach American police? Wait, hold on. *re-reads article* Bobbies. Gunless bobbies. Christ, you people talk weird
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(146)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Border police in France told to say "Hello, thank you and goodbye" to tourists as the French try to drop the reputation that they are rude to visitors
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(55)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Hmmmm... maybe stashing your stolen Mercedes in a police station car park was not such a cunning plan
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge two police officers in Tamir Rice shooting, suggests prosecutors consider it pretty please. National media news flashes the non-binding opinion
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(62)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray was targeted by police on the orders of the state's attorney now prosecuting police for targeting Freddie Gray
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Wed June 10, 2015
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
The Duggars had a showdown with DHS reps who were attempting to check on a minor that they were concerned about, and the police were called. This is not a repeat
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(248)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FIFA 2026 World Cup bribe fest has been postponed until such time as fewer policemen are watching
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(39)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Protip: When turning yourself in to police for leaving your children locked in a hot car, don't leave your children locked in a hot car while you do it
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(26)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tacoma police officers buck national trend, shoot hoops with kids instead of just shooting them
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(26)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Police officers, unable to figure out why they pulled a man over, decide to just sprinkle some cocaine tests around him
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(91)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police department bans knit caps, baseball hats, and, most significant of all, visible tattoos. "To be professional, we must look professional"
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(116)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police spokeswoman: "The good news is that we found your cat. Unfortunately our patrol car ran it over"
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police find abandoned vehicle with front-end damage that belongs to Patriots LB. On-Star reports that driver mentioned hitting a deer before fleeing the scene. Police think the deer may have weighed approximately 3,840 pounds
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(28)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Things got hot at the Hot 97 Summer Jam concert, so hot that police had to use tear gas on the hip-hop fans trying to get in
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(64)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Today's 'police pepper-spray bystander for filming them and destroy his phone' video is courtesy of the Austin Police Department
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(178)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who murdered someone outside a Mount Dora nightclub, though they've caught his accomplices, a talking map and magic backpack
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(40)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing coffee on Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators outside Beau Biden's funeral. Police won't say if the man will face charges since he vastly improved the smell coming off the demonstrators
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(131)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The Columbia, Missouri Police Department says they can no longer dispose of prescription drugs. No word yet if it's because they already have enough
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(48)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"There was an engagement ring in there that would have been John's great-great grandmother's. It survived two World Wars, but it didn't survive the American police paramilitary operation"
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(224)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Protip for the police: there is a difference between saltine cracker crumbs and crack cocaine
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(99)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department releases video of officers epic fails on Segway. "Okay. There's gonna have to be a little training"
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(10)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
14 suspects are sought in the case of a murdered reporter who was gunned down at a bus stop by a gang riding dirt-bikes and four-wheelers. Police warn readers that the suspects are thought to be loud and obnoxious. I repeat, LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is Baltimore's police force just sitting idly by and letting the drug users and gangs kill themselves? Well, if they're not hurting innocent bystanders and all it does is affect the clearance rate, is that so bad, McNulty?
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(215)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
City Councilwoman disbands entire city police force after she's arrested with a gun with the serial numbers filed off
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(100)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Problem: You see a man standing in porta-potty with his pants around his ankles and the door open fondling himself. Solution: Tip it over on the door side and call police
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(96)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's Healthy Florida Living tip: When being chased by vampires, dance atop a police cruiser
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Out of 18,000 police departments in the U.S., only 21 are participating in a government program to count police killings and record uses of force. Why no mandatory national database?
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(100)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having banned mankinis in the town, Newquay police turn their attention to... human traffic cones
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(33)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Every 'kiss' begins with 'Kay', but every 'NYC police steal dead man's credit card to buy diamond ring at Zales' begins with 'NYC police'
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(95)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to praise a police blotter?"
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(55)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(118)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police say a teen stabbed a man in the chest and arm before leaving him to die after an argument over what? A) Money. B) Drugs. Or C) A cellphone
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(33)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Smash and grab" jewelry thieves lead police on a merry chase through a shopping mall. And yes, there's video
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Blogger mom is outraged that police won't allow her children to swim in a polluted creek filled with sharp rocks in the middle of a nature preserve. "What business does the state have telling responsible parents how to do their job?"
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(202)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
22-year-old Alabama man bludgeons mother to death after an argument about grades. Police have no information on which high school the man attends
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(43)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's not REALLY a finals game in Scottish soccer until the police are called in to investigate the on-pitch brawl
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(7)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
German police alerted anonymously to unruly mob activity swarm area, only to find asparagus pickers
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this: New photo raises doubt about police account of shooting
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(294)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for one surprised-looking thief
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(21)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police forced to intervene in naked cycling event after one of the riders gets 'aroused'. SCHWINN (Not safe for work)
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(60)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ahh, junior rugby league competitions. Abusive and violent incidents with police, players, parents, officials and spectators who may have had makeshift weapons. Just like I remember it
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(5)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police dismantle elderly cocaine trafficking ring after executing successful sting operation known as Operation Grumpy Old Men
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(18)
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Michigan police got the dirt on diving excavator relocator
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(25)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois police will make their victims pay for their body cameras
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(32)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Police in Queens seek help in finding brazen gang that keeps attacking their hangout
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(15)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Police "help" mentally ill man--pulling him out of jail at 3 AM and putting him on a bus to Florida with a one way ticket
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(76)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police would like to thank an unknown individual torching abandoned buildings, see if there is anything they can do for him
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(41)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russian entrepreneur taken in for questioning by police "on suspicion of links to the grammar Nazis." You submitted this with a better headline, misspellings, and random punctuation
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(17)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest two women running a risky business near high school. Unclear if large numbers of savings bonds were also found
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman called the police to ask for help with her suicidal boyfriend and they arrived armed with assault rifles, asked her to wait outside and then shot him dead"
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(213)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Auckland, NZ police searching for a man trying to be Superman with a speeding locomotive, say he left shoe marks on engine before running away
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Suspicions were first raised about Boyd Holder, a pastor in Tennessee, USA, when he was caught by local police allegedly having sex with a man in a van belonging to the Victory Apostolic Church where he worked"
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(104)
 
(The Tab (UK))
 
 
 
"Baffled police say it's the first time they've ever had someone steal a steering wheel"
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(28)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland police to stop hitting people on heads with guns, will just go back to using bullets
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(14)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
According to the report, as police were removing him from the plane, he was yelling, "Y'all are dicks"
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(34)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Portadown Times)
 
 
 
Drunken woman told police 'man dropped from the sky and drove car'
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(41)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
If you left 9 brains on a street near railroad tracks in Governeur, New York, police would like to have a word with you
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(67)
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
"The operation was making so much money that when a VW Golf that they were using was seized by police, nobody bothered trying to get it back"
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(34)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Brandon Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers"
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(14)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For anyone hoping for an independent review of police records regarding the Duggar family molest-a-fest, we have some bad news
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(533)
 
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Bowling alley robbery reported, woman struck over head with ball. Police watch video surveillance, ask "Are you sure that's how it happened?"
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(89)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Slow speed police pursuit behind a Mustang convertible with "Victory Parade" on door. To be followed by Taser party and then excessive force fiesta
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(32)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Black man holds white man at gun point, and then the Atlanta police arrive. You think you know where this is going?
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(92)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC quad murder & child torture suspect captured by Metropolitan Police
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(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman barricaded in mobile home has held off cops for 19 hours now, unfazed by flash-bang grenade and police robot. Fark: she shot the robot. Double Fark: she called the cops to her place
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(72)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray police officers indicted
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(291)
 
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
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(77)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you are the only other person inside a deli with a uniformed police officer don't steal his cell phone when he puts it down
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(4)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A radio caller contacted a show to complain about the police but ended up confessing to a 30-year criminal history instead" (w/ audio)
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police raid £1m 'professional' cannabis warehouse after. A) Month long surveillance. B) Tip from informant. C) Looking in the window
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(4)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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(31)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Last year a Cleveland man was found wandering on the highway, covered with blood and his penis missing, after someone attacked him with a knife. Now he's been found dead. Cleveland police say there's nothing suspicious about any of it
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(46)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
People are outraged that high schoolers somehow got the impression that the police are treating Americans badly
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police called in when someone spots Calvin pulling a Mitt Romney on Hobbes
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"911, please state your emergency." "Yes, we're at Costco, and there's a naked man walking around the parking lot and waving his machete at us." "Okay, we'll send police out right--wait, was that a euphemism?"
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(22)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Two men plead guilty to selling synthetic marijuana at convenience stores. Police say they only had to tell one he had the right to remain silent
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(33)
 
(Some Biker)
 
 
 
So, about that biker fight in Waco? It's starting to appear that a parking lot bar fight led to police shooting into the crowd, killing all 9 of the deceased. Conveniently, all 170 witnesses are incarcerated with $1 million bonds
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(631)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Philadelphia decriminalizes possession of pot, saves $1 million dollars: "It should be no surprise that decriminalization has saved the city money and freed up police time and resources"
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(80)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
The forgotten Twilight book: Edward Cullen pepper sprayed after lighting spliff in front of police officer before punching him in the face
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(19)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Four men go on trial in Scotland for plotting to kill noted UDA psychopaths Johnny "Mad Dog" Adair and Sam "Skelly" McCrory. They can thank their lucky charms the police got their hands on them first
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(23)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If for some reason more than 30 bags of cocaine worth $175,000 accidentally fell from your boat into the Galveston Bay, good news: The Galveston police found it
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(16)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"There were these policemen with guns running around Saint Alfege's churchyard, everybody in their floaty clothes, and these officers looked like something out of Rambo. It was quite surreal. I said to the vicar, 'More tea, vicar?'"
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"US cracking down on militarized police forces" This will go about as well as you expect
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(110)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The police are coming for control of the restaurants next
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(41)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston police pay about $3 million per year for civil rights violations, and by Boston police I mean Boston taxpayers
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(62)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be remanded into the custody of the Baltimore Police Department
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(759)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Chinese police discover 51 people in van built for 6. Article includes sped up video but Yakety Sax sadly missing
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(33)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fat, naked, and running from the police into the ocean is no way to go through life, son
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(18)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's embarrassing when you find a trash bag inside a house you just inherited and some rival relatives sprinkle a white powder in the trash bag, so you bring the trash bag into the police station and it makes everyone's throat burn and nose bleed
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(27)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Ohio police: Please don't jog on our streets when you're drunk. And naked
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(25)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actor needed: Must be able to run, avoid police, have only one arm. See casting director at Warner Bros. studio
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(21)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Men in black claiming to be police raid home. Suspects described as an old white guy with a gravelly voice and a younger hip black guy with attitude
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(26)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police charge man with attempted murder after his wife's chute fails to open during a routine skydive and she plummets almost 4,000 feet to the ground. They can only charge him with "attempted murder" because, somehow, she survived the fall
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(96)
 
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Drug sniffing police dogs. New Hotness: Fish sniffing police dogs. Your dog wants Sashimi
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(13)
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Police Advisory: Only chase bears through the woods if you're SOBER and have a SHARP hatchet. At least, that's what I think it says
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(19)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Police were able to identify the girls after locating their mother, who told them that her daughters occasionally spent weekends at Miller's home." Well, no red flags there; the dude didn't look sketchy at all
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby kangaroo stolen from mother's pouch. Police say he answers to the name Joey
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(31)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lord Worlsey, the son of the Earl of Yarborough, pulled over by police nearly three times the legal drink-drive limit and with his face smeared in boot polish
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(38)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
"Seen through game theory, cancer and police corruption are pretty much the same thing. And for one of them, there's a cure"
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(20)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paramedics on emergency call wedge their ambulance under a low bridge, have to call fire and police to rescue them. These guys will have nicknames from this until the day they die (pics)
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(28)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught using foreskin to smuggle heroin. Police say they were acting on a tip
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(58)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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(18)
 
(Go Dan River)
 
 
 
Woman shoots father on Thursday then returns to shoot him again on Friday. Police then locate woman in her car having been shot twice, but they say it was not self-inflicted. What the hell just happened?
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(29)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
What causes stress in police work? Not what you think
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(86)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Demi Moore robbed of $200,000 of expensive clothing. Police to soon release a description of the dress
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(22)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Let's try to give the bear the room it needs as it continues its tour of Dunwoody," police posted on Facebook. "Take precautions with your children, pets, and garbage cans and so on"
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(29)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Two Illinois residents driving around with marijuana, cocaine, half a sheet of LSD, marijuana candy, hash THC, and Adderall capsules arrested by police in bat country
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There is no formal training or education required if you want to be a cop in either Arkansas and Indiana. And yet, as fear-mongering as that sounds, those two states don't have problems with police-involved shootings
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(82)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a dead body found hanging in a tree. Then things get weird
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(31)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Las Vegas police on the lookout for a stolen props from the Crazy Girls show, including a 7' Phallus that shoots streamers. Which doesn't stand out as easily in Vegas traffic than you think, given all the dicks already on the road
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police bust up a cocaine smuggling ring operating out of a mob-owned pizzeria in Queens. Cops say they would have found the operation earlier but just couldn't believe anyone would be that much of stereotype in this day and age
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia man is in jail after police say he foiled his own robbery by accidentally pepper-spraying himself
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(16)
 
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
"The drug war began it, certainly, but the stake through the heart of police procedure in Baltimore was Martin O'Malley"
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(71)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
College couple with degrees in cyber-bullying and computer science winds up in handcuffs after being "swatted" by gamers who call in false police report on them during Minecraft session
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(144)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for burning "I heart Mom" onto the arms of several students using a Tesla coil. Police officer loses any nerd credibility: "I had to look up Tesla coil on Wikipedia this morning"
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(82)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the award for biggest waste of police dollars goes to
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police dog refused to leave a dead officer's side after he died in a head-on crash. Give that dog a steak...a day...for life
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(43)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember in '09 when a 14 year old impersonated a Chicago police officer so well that he went out on patrol with another officer, and then he was charged in '13 for impersonating a police officer again? Well, guess what he's in the news for this week
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts police department to stop fighting the war on drugs
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(42)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you're getting married in Pennsylvania but have outstanding warrants, be aware that the local police DO read current wedding announcements
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(33)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police seek driver who said yes to the dress
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(5)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I said, IF THIS IS YOUR EAR, the police would like to speak to you
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(15)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
As a reward to Baltimore residents for ending the violence, police shoot another black man - Update: Fox has changed their article with the phrase "conflicting reports"
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(494)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Police pulled over this couple on their first date. On the 2 year anniversary of their first date, they're pulled over again with shocking results
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a totally unforeseen turn of events, Baltimore police are enforcing the curfew on black people while playing footsies with rich white neighborhoods
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(312)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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(14)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time convincing people that you're not a crazy ex-girlfriend if, after breaking into your ex-boyfriend's home and ransacking the place, you get arrested and poop all over the back seat of the police car
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(69)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police trying to manage May Day protests in Seattle were called to remove a shirtless man from inside a basketball hoop. And then things went rapidly downhill after that
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(31)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Hartford police paid for 485,000 rounds of ammunition per year, fired 180,000, and have no idea what happened to the rest or if it ever existed at all
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(83)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thief who stole a gold necklace and swallowed it is force-fed 60 bananas by police
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(33)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(North Platte Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you saw one police car chasing another for 45 miles along I-80 in Nebraska, blame meth. Or thank meth for giving you the most exciting thing to ever happen in Nebraska
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Brazen bra burglars rob Victoria's Secret. Police evidence includes exhibits A, B , DD
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(79)
 
(Romford Recorder)
 
 
 
Art gallery told by police to cover up 'A Load Of Fuss About F*ck All' artwork. Owner: "Someone's complained to police about this and you think, 'where's your sense of humour?' This is what it says it is - a load of fuss about f*ck all" (sfw pics)
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(21)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Dynamite left on old plane at LAX for four days after police training exercise. Sorry about that, Chief
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(30)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Charm City Wire)
 
 
 
Systemic poverty, Police brutality, riots. Now, David Blaine comes to Baltimore
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(13)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Search for owner of found leg leads police to IHOP
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It turns out that rumors from right-wing sites defending the actions of police probably shouldn't be taken as the truth
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(136)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Baltimore police find mysterious unnamed witness to say that Freddie Gray was intentionally trying to injure himself in the back of the police van. Well, that should clear everything up
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(317)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Couple rents their house out on Airbnb to people planning drug-induced orgy, police called and describe scene as drug-induced orgy, couple upset at missing out on drug-induced orgy
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(88)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
My Fit Foods founder arrested when police find a box labeled My Concealed Cocaine
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(16)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
School group touring South Dakota bank enjoys full police tactical response after accidentally hitting silent alarm. "The group of students found the whole incident amusing"
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul (R) calls police officers responsible for Freddie Gray's death "bastards with lack of a moral code"
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(201)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: 'People need to wear pants and not set off fireworks,' say police after six Red Mile arrests
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(31)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds steal five cases of frozen pizza, immediately call police station to see if officers want to buy any
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(29)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Just an FYI, when you check into a Motel 6 they send your info directly to the police
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(156)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
The GM for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said Jameis Winston is the most investigated player of all-time...just not by the Tallahassee Police Department
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(63)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google is a danger to police officers
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(345)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British anti-terror police are using assault rifles 'that do not shoot straight in hot weather'
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(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"It is politically trendy to support body cameras on all police officers. Everyone supports body cameras in theory. But no one might support them when they need to implemented in the real world of technology"
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong at White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'Obama's hair is so white, it can talk back to the police'
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(27)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is bipartisan support in Pennsylvania to make it illegal to taunt or challenge police officers
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(158)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a homeowner shot after interrupting a burglary. Then things get weird
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(33)
 
(St. George News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl contacts police after speeding car runs over her skateboard. Police respond, buy girl a new board, take her on a ride-a-long, let her try estimating speeds using the laser unit used for traffic enforcement (w/pics)
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(34)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tiny Michigan police forces defend receiving millions of dollars of US army surplus weapons and vehicles including bomb-proof Humvees, sniper rifles, grenade launchers and ... snowshoes?
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(37)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Burglars dump TV in bath and flood kitchen in what police call their worst-ever example of 'dissatisfaction over other people's cheap, unfenceable crap' (pics)
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman taken down by police riot squad after taking home clothes hanger that had been left on subway: "It really has been the worst experience of my life but the whole thing is ridiculous. It's a complete waste of time and taxpayers' money"
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Note to police unions: If you kill a black man in a suspicious way, causing mass protests over your conduct, for the love of god, don't call the protests a "lynch mob"
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(112)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
"A motorcyclist in China was pulled over by police when he was caught carrying an entire minivan on the back of his bike" (pic)
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(80)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that the police cannot hold you until the dog trained to find drugs on cue arrives
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(43)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Police officers, firefighters and security guards have highest rates of obesity of all professions. Paul Blart nods approvingly
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
From today's "who could have seen that coming?" files: It seems one of the police officers involved in the Baltimore custody death likes to beat women
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(113)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver Police issue 196 marijuana-related citations during the 4/20 festivities in the city. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
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(96)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Some might call a callous disregard for Constitutional rights. The D.C. Police calls the possession of an AR-15 in the city a crime, and will investigate anyone who carries one, up to and including Congressmen
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(126)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Truck driver arrested for trading $50,000 worth of lunch meat for crack. The Police seized the $25,000 worth of pimento loaf and say that the $15,000 of bologna is evidence. If innocent, he will get his $5,000 of sliced turkey back
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police officers view woman recording their operation and decide to motivate her to upgrade her phone
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(126)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Police looking for men who bought $1200 worth of booze on a stolen credit card. Hell, so am I, sounds like a party
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(25)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
In a small Missouri town, all but one police officer resigned after the town elects an African-American woman as mayor
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(157)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Can you really be called a 'Tree Ninja' if police catch you trying to chop a tree down with a hammer?
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(32)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"By the time Orlando firefighters and police arrived, the kitchen staff had cleaned the floor, rinsed the meat grinder and thrown the remains of Simpkins' fingers and the ground pork into the trash"
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(58)
 
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
What happens in Kansas when a kid knows more about a subject than their teacher? Child Protective Services seize the kid, police interrogate the kid, then search their house and arrest parents. Take that you fancy book learners
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(241)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer will receive counseling after being caught on camera saying what everybody is thinking about bike lanes
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(75)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bicycling is an excellent way to get Tampa police to notice you, if you're black
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(82)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Police reform is the Loch Ness Monster
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(17)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman jumps out of a window while police were trying to.... who cares about the story, this is all about the his-and-her mugshots
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(68)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like the Fairfax County Police Department is going to need to find another spokesman to announce that their spokesman was just arrested for kiddie porn
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(30)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Another cop who can't mind his own business goes rogue...finding diner's lost wedding ring in plumbing while moonlighting as restaurant chef: "In the past year when it seems all you hear and see on TV are negative things about police officers"
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police consider manslaughter charges for man who shook four week old baby. Fark: Who died 20 years later
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(48)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
"A Long Island man set his rental car ablaze while trying to kill bedbugs inside the vehicle, police say"
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(67)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police officers find teen out after curfew, beat him into submission. Just kidding, they all chip in and buy him a new skateboard: "The skateboard that the kid had had been broken, it was all chipped up, and just mangled" (w/pics)
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man goes to police station to complain about the hot weather, is advised not to waste police time
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(21)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government sets aside millions of dollars for victims of police torture in the corrupt tin-pot republic of Chicago
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(38)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents need $1mil to purchase land where they have established public gardens to feed the poor. City contributes dozens of police and a bulldozer
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(100)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
San Antonio chef and food truck owner given a $2,000 fine by police--because she was giving her food away to the homeless rather than selling it to hipsters
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(165)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California legislators move to affirm citizens' right to video police
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(47)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(WDEF Chattanooga)
 
 
 
Fleeing homicide suspects in stolen truck open fire on police officers, injuring two innocent bystanders, crash after chase, then flee on foot with guns in hand. Police respond by...taking them calmly into custody? Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man steals church bus, leads police on massive chase
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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(121)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina police shooting victim will be laid to rest today
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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(78)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While California and Colorado introduce legislation to make it easier to record police on duty, one state, alone, severely outnumbered, but with the fortitude granted by our forefathers, decides to make it more difficult
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(112)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police admit that new-fangled body camera their officer forgot to turn on until after shooting someone actually keeps the 30-seconds of footage prior to being turned on and captured the shooting after all. Wait, what?
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(160)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese porn police break two computers during vigorous investigation
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police who took the door away and held it in accordance with a court order because there was a lawsuit
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(33)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Police in Britain have arrested the country's most dangerous criminal. That's right; they've apprehended the guy who uploaded The Expendables 3 to torrent sites
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(26)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Today's 'use of force police video' is brought to you by Virginia Beach and 'smelling weed in the car'
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(168)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Police are about to question you because they suspect you've been flashing children in the neighborhood. Do you: C) Set your hair on fire out of guilt
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(15)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you get into a traffic accident, you should never leave the scene before police get there. Especially if the other driver is clinging to the hood of your car
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
India deploys pepper spray-firing police drones to break up riots (pics)
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(28)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian police to guard Canadian soldiers standing guard at country's War Memorial in Ottawa, because the bullet used by Canada's military is currently in Alberta or something
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(43)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thief steals convertible Indy 500 pace car...from showroom floor...through plate glass window. Police on the look out for white, shirtless male...probably covered in blood
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(30)
 
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Grandmother gets suspended sentence after police find 1,337 stolen items of clothing and accessories in her home, in what is being described as the most elite case of gran larceny ever
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(13)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart rips Rolling Stone, makes 'citizen firing' because Rolling Stone won't police itself over its botched rape report
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(104)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GoFundMe rejects fundraiser for South Carolina police officer charged with murder
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(295)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Portage police recommended that motorists concerned about their safety while being pulled over should acknowledge the officer by waving at them and then drive to a public location before stopping. Today, woman arrested for evading arrest
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(161)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
South Carolina police officer charged with murder after video shows him shooting unarmed man running away from traffic stop (warning: article contains complete video of the killing)
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(802)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Police investigating the theft of six best in show-winning guinea pigs from a top breeder have not ruled out a rival competitor" (w/ pics)
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(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Violent thug on the run taunted police on Facebook while wearing Dame Edna Everage-style glasses and a blonde wig"
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(27)
 
(IBC World news)
 
 
 
American tourist goes for a leisurely drive down busy road in Thailand. It went well, apart from driving down the wrong side for 30 minutes, hitting thirteen cars, injuring two people and having her wheels shot by police
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police officer shot and killed during training at gun range
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(91)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police officers do not know why Florida man was driving southbound in a northbound lane, but since he left his wallet when he fled the scene of the ensuing accident, the working hypothesis is 'stupid'
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(16)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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(23)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Texas police help round up loose buffalo. Onlookers say they haven't seen a team of Texans take down a buffalo like that since Super Bowl 27... or 28
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(25)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police leave note to say sorry for raiding wrong home
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(22)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Police in Alabama have turned into the Cobra Kai Dojo
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(54)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Police raid classic pot and pizza parlor. Police point out that "You'd have to be high to put pineapple on pizza." (With Scrimshaw guest hosting for WTFark)
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Taxis are supposed to get you to where you need to go fast, but it shouldn't be because the police are chasing him for a possible DUI
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Indonesian police spark impromptu block party after smoke from 3.3 tons of burning cannabis wafts through urban neighborhood. Intrepid journalist reports the high was so intense, he had to "sit down and have a cup of tea"
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(49)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Well, If you are Inner Circle, the guys that did "Bad Boys, " you gonna pose for pics with the State Police
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(15)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Just because marijuana is legal in Alaska does not mean you can smoke it in the police department parking lot
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(61)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Some Stoked Guy)
 
 
 
Other police departments need to up their web game because Cookeville ain't playin
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(105)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Asked why she had shown the police officer her marijuana stash and asked if she could smoke a joint, the woman explained: 'It's just weed and I thought he might be cool with it""
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(52)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Llanelli Star)
 
 
 
Police helicopter used in pursuit of wine drinking bicyclist
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(48)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Some interesting runaways patrol came across this morning," police wrote. "They were found grazing in a median & safely returned home." (with awesome apprehension pic)
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(36)
 
(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Bystander in police shootout forced to drive bullet-riddled SUV after insurer denies claim. Texas holey roller
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(36)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pizza and ice cream parlor was front for family-run pot operation, police rai... waidadaminnit... Why didn't I think of that?
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(41)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after squirting breast milk on police officer
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(45)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
13-year-old crashes van into pole, car and front porch while fleeing police, receives honorary Florida drivers license
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(21)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man who spent two months in jail--before police discovered his shipment of 'cocaine' was actually soap--is awarded $5 an hour for his time
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(43)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle police attempt to explain why it took 9 hours to remove an overturned truck full of salmon, causing massive gridlock. Sounds fishy
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(49)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Police drug dog accidentally snorts meth. Send good wishes to Barney as he recovers in the pet hospital. He is expected to fully recover
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Atlanta-area police shoot dead wanted man driving Maserati." Prepare for the motorized zombie onslaught
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(61)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Not news: Judge orders destruction of seized cocaine. Fark: he orders police to leave it in his chambers so he can personally destroy it one line at a time
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(38)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taking your pants off and trying to bite a police officer after pouring oil on satellite dishes is no way to go through life, sir
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(33)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man who was shot by police 16 times as he woke up from a nap: "It's a tough job they have to do. Sometimes they make mistakes"
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(151)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police determine victim made up rape claim after DNA of 'black' attacker matches white man in their database. First clue should have been when sketch artist drew his thumb. With pic of 'assailant'
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(250)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man trashes neighborhood, confronts police and shouts, "I'm famous now, look what I did." Did I mention he was naked?
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Former police officer jailed for murdering his wife kills his entire family when they come to visit him in prison
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(59)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Man to police: Stripper stole my money while bouncers held cattle prod to neck, pistol to head
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(52)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Eagles safety Nate Allen plans to sue the Fort Myers Police after he beat the beating off wrap they tried to put on him
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(5)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Firefighters "stumble upon" sophisticated, illegal marijuana grow operation, discover 1600 plants in various stages of growth. Police quickly confiscate all 1300 plants, worth $2.3 million (w/amazing pics of the 1000 plant grow op)
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(42)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The last things heard on the unintentional 911 call was, "I think I see the police," followed by sounds of running
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(17)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"I got 50 texts in 24 hours and the next night he's knocking my door with a baseball bat shouting 'I'm going to kill you like you killed my GTA character.' That's when I called police. It's like he tried to act GTA out in real life"
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(91)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters save four puppies from house fire, prevent police onscene from shooting the puppies after the rescue
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(32)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest Philadelphia police department outreach meeting ended in the beating and arrest of 10 extremely concerned citizens
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(22)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man tells police showing pictures of his penis to store employees 'Cheers me up"
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(43)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are going to steal a police car, don't drive it to one of their parking lots. "...it was the easiest auto theft arrest they'd ever had"
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(14)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ten Michigan State Police officers spend 2 1/2 months investigating deadly 200-vehicle wreck to decide which drivers should get speeding tickets
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(6)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford police officer leaves his stun gun and bullets in his unmarked car parked at his home. He was surprised to learn the items had been stolen overnight
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(20)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Priest arrested for performing exorcism on anorexic girl, as police claim he should have recognized her medical condition when she couldn't keep down her split pea soup
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(89)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Why Police Are So Good at Busting Pot Smokers and So Bad at Keeping Women from Getting Murdered?
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(109)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Woman who allegedly removed her victim's baby with a knife, then brought it to the hospital claiming she had a miscarriage "may be mentally ill" according to police. Sick tag takes over while Obvious tag sits in the corner rocking back and forth
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(136)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Alcoholic Beverage Control police, previously known for pulling guns on a UVA student after mistaking bottled water for alcohol, now under investigation for severely beating a student after mistaking his real ID for a fake
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(135)
 
(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Can't wait for July 4th? How about settling for the Texas Police Department detonating 20,000 pounds of seized fireworks?
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(25)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department and shopping mall team up to produce the least-funky version of Uptown Funk you'll ever see
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(21)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Determined to put an end to their lawlessness, 25 French police carry out a raid on a Paris building known to be the headquarters of A) AL-Shabab? B) ISIS? or C) Uber?
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(42)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
St. Patricks day drunk eludes police, crashes into two occupied cars before his bursts into flames. Nobody seriously hurt. Ah the luck of the Irish
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(9)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon State Police close major Oregon state highway as they deal with a man who has barricaded himself inside his cabin after shooting at random people
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(23)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Regular Iron Man: dodging traffic and competitors while completing triathlon. Iron Man Puerto Rico: dodging gunfire from drug dealers being chased by police
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(18)
 
(UTV (Ireland))
 
 
 
Car carrying $500,000 worth of pot crashes into police car in the easiest drug bust anyone had this week anywhere
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(20)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"A cocaine dealer who died during a police raid on his home was 'extremely fat' and 'incredibly big' and ate a bacon roll while brawling with up to six officers"
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Onlookers talk down suicidal man when police can't
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(65)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man arrested in Moscow for wearing a kilt in public, or as police there like to call it, "a dress"
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(27)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Capitol police say upcoming Pope Francis visit goes 'above and beyond' budget. Congress immediately asks when has that ever gotten in the way of doing anything?
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(42)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Across the river from St. Louis County, police write only a quarter as many tickets. Why is that?
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(105)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man is kidnapped, held for two days, dressed in a forensic suit, shot through the kneecaps and dumped along a deserted road, Police SUSPECT it may be a gang hit
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(50)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British police say busted drug-smuggling ring had enough cannabis to give two joints to every person who lives in Britain
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(82)
 
(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
Batteries stolen from portable stoplights in construction zone. Police still have some leads, hope to charge someone
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(34)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man loses his job after mercilessly beating a police officer's fist with his face
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(230)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police chase motorcycle through shopping mall. What else needs to be said?
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(25)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Time to make the donuts. Time to make the donuts. Time to put out the burning police cruiser
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(16)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Police shoot your dog for barking on his own property? All good. Stab a police dog in self defense in your own home? 44 years for you
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(219)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"On top of all that, the police threatened to take the kids away if they didn't tell them where this fictional gun was at," their attorney said Thursday
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(145)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Kentucky police recover five barrels of stolen Wild Turkey bourbon from a man's backyard. Drew?
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(40)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon woman lights herself on fire while driving down freeway, crashes car on overpass, exits car on fire, jumps off overpass landing on pavement 40 feet below. Survives. "Police believe the incident was a suicide attempt"
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(104)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police investigating 'plan to smuggle thieving dwarf out of UK in plane luggage'
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The police want everyone to be on the alert for wax, a marijuana-derived narcotic that's a little bit stronger than marijuana. "Sometimes someone might pass out immediately from just one hit of this stuff"
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(124)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot outside Ferguson Police Department during a protest. I am sure this will trigger a reasonable and appropriate response to apprehend the perpetrators in a safe manner
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(707)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota police remind you to please separate the evidence of your crimes into separate bags before placing them in the garbage. Thank you
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(17)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you stopped to pick up one of the twenty-one bales of marijuana tossed from a suspect's car during a police chase in Casa Grande, Arizona, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office would like to speak with you
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(34)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Police ask for help finding the driver of a stolen truck full of cheese, since it's something they could never Provolone
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(22)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Somehow, those body cameras don't seem to work properly when Denver Police are either beating the crap out of someone or tasing them. Whoda thunk?
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(92)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Person found dead in Crystal Lake identified as missing teenager. Police are investigating the crime, but so far no one has been brought up on CH CH CH AH AH AHrges
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(56)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Decriminalizing marijuana in Colorado causes different kind of high for Denver Police: "Marijuana seizures increase 1000% since 2011" (autoplay video)
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Four police officers insist a mysterious female voice called "Help" and led them to 18-month-baby. BUT THE MOTHER WAS DEAD
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(79)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Madison police chief is proud of his little shop of horrors
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(50)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police scramble to crack egg tossing case, and that's no yoke
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(25)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man gets five day jail sentence for defecating in a potted plant in a government office building and explained his actions to police: "Sometimes you have to let the bear outside the woods"
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(40)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man killed by crossbow in national park. Police suspect the death was the result of a quarrel
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Things to do if you have a car accident: check for injuries, exchange driver information, call the police. Things not to do if you have a car accident: call an auto insurance company to purchase coverage
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Thu March 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police suspect the highway heist of an unmarked gold bar transport that was robbed immediately after pulling over at an unannounced stop might have been an inside job. Obvious tag impressed by fine police work
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"Police in Basildon are hunting a gang of men who attacked a woman with baseball bats and a knife while she was giving birth"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not police riot squad training until some idiot sets himself on fire with a molotov cocktail
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(8)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Giant robots brought in to direct traffic in Kinshasa: "People don't respect the traffic police," said one Congolese taxi driver. "We should respect the robot" (pic)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're in the cult that's leaving decapitated animal heads all over Sacramento, the police would really like you to knock it off before you summon one of the Great Old Ones
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Police sent to save distressed kid in gorge. Turns out to be wrong sort of kid
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Investigation finds Ferguson police are driven by racism and profits. So... they're a typical cop shop?
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Montrealers are shocked to learn that the province that gave us Language Police, loyalty oaths and a ban on turbans in youth soccer has become a magnet for Right-Wing Extremist groups
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Wed March 04, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you meet your girlfriend in a McDonald's parking lot and her police officer husband shows up and beats you up?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
How to get through a tough winter? New Hampshire police give out tickets for good behavior ... redeemable for free pizza and fries
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