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500 headlines found matching 'police'
Fri December 02, 2016
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police circumvent iPhone encryption by legally mugging suspect
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mogolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Never mind about Rule 34, it's Rule 41 you should be worried about, since that's how the Feds are going to build the Rule 34 case against you
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Whoville set ablaze by cigarette. Police warn people to be on the lookout for a green man in a Santa costume, ask that if they see him to not touch him, even with a thirty nine-and-a-half-foot pole
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Clarke, potential Trump pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, "verbally pummeled" a chief medical examiner for disclosing information about a series of mysterious deaths at his Wisconsin jail earlier this year
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man driving 115 MPH on Route 6 in Rhode Island, while live streaming to Facebook Live, ends the way you'd expect it would
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan city spends all summer developing a way to help the homeless. Just kidding, they spent all summer making an app for people to call in police raids on homeless camps
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police hold gun-buying sting, discover criminals bring guns to gun buying stings
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's welfare director fired. He leaves behind 80,000 rounds of ammo and 50 handguns in the office basement. "These jihadists in San Bernardino attacked a social service center for the developmentally disabled. They will go anywhere,"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't *baaaaa* tase me, bro
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff explains 497 misses out of 500 shots fired by claiming they didn't want to kill the suspect
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting is brought to you by Baltimore, where a lone gunman has killed 2 and injured 4 others
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tacoma police officer killed responding to domestic violence call. Suspect barricaded and standoff currently underway
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parallel parking and diagonal parking are for amateurs. Try vertical parking
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Wed November 30, 2016
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
At clothing-optional bar, keep your hands to yourself
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Get a bad grade in school? That's a dousing with gasoline
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Huffing gasoline was better when it had lead in it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know you've had a little too much fun drinking when you wake up in the morgue
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Dread Pirate Roberts claim that rogue government agent solicited payoff in exchange for information on Silk Road investigation and then destroyed the evidence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's (and yesterday's) Fark-ready headline: Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
So what SHOULD you do if you find human remains? Besides posting selfie pics, I mean
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon drone falls to earth
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Security camera catches woman vandalizing car for a full six hours. Now THAT'S dedication
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I kind of want to date a girl that steals a Magic Mike DVD, batteries, and a hard salami from Walmart. I'm just saying
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Government is delighted to finally have transparency. They can see everything you do while you're in Britain
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Ex-Mcdonald's employee finds that the company frowns upon worker initiated menu enhancements, especially the ones reserved for police officers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Jesus said, Let he who has not faked his own kidnapping after a drug-fueled binge with transgender prostitutes cast the first stone
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
PEI police to impose stricter punishment on drunk drivers by subjecting them to endless Nickelback while detained
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you know someone who was murdered, currently driving on Kirkman Road, the Orlando police are following you right now
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
First he makes you wait 5-7 seconds at a stop sign, then he flips you the bird when you honk at him. Good thing you have that .45 under the seat of the Audi you stole, isn't it, son? With mugshot of the year contender
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Aussie Walter Matthau kills Aussie Jack Lemmon. No word on if he was venomous
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Mon November 28, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cops seek owner of well-dressed lost dog
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police sued for $600,000 after false perjury charges laid against a man who will coincidentally be shot during a traffic-stop gone bad sometime next week
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
PSA: When prepping for Doomsday, remember the most important thing of all: Lock Your Doors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cool superhero backstory, sis
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Breakfast Fight Club
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spice Girl Mel B offers $5,000 reward for information on the person who broke into her car. In other news, Spice Girl Mel B still has $5,000
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Apparently asking for sliced cheese in a CVS will get the cops called on you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police chief takes his own officer to task for his crappy parking skills. Of course people have a problem with this and say he should have been fighting crime instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual CNN headline: "Arizona officer on leave after punching woman during arrest"
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
"Police say in lieu of cash, the robber took a burrito from Chipotle employees"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Teens sue Detroit cops over botched hooker sting near coney island"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. New outlawness: Yelling somebody has a gun in a crowded movie theater
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serial killer who used Grindr to find his victims sentenced to life in prisn
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Terrified TV reporter quits after learning businessman she investigated was 'planning to murder her'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clad only in their underwear, two brothers drive a dirt bike inside Walmart. And they would have gotten away with it too if they hadn't posted the video of their shenanigans online
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Missing mom found in California just in time for Thanksgiving. Circumstances of her rescue don't sound suspicious at all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on trial
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Another moron who thinks it's just a wonderful time to be openly racist has lost his job
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
While carving the turkey yesterday, knife in hand, did you find yourself wondering how John Bobbitt's dick was doing these days? Well wonder no longer
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"A man in his 60s bumped into the motorcycle of a man in his 20s who had a gun. Once one person was shot, other people nearby pulled out guns to retaliate" and the Thanksgiving football massacre was on
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Once again, a reminder - Writing "POLICE" on your car with a blue marker does not automatically make you a cop
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline - "Fight over cereal ended with bomb threat". Come for the headline, stay for the meth lab, fake ID, parole violations & other items on this upstanding citizen's checklist
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you live in Northern Ireland, your entire Internet browsing history is now viewable by the police, the military, the secret service, the taxman, the Food Standards Agency, the Police Ombudsman and the Irish gambling commission. For starters
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Protesters will try and ruin consumers' Black Friday on Michigan Avenue in Chicago. This will not end well
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
F'ken oath, mate, this bloke in his jocks talking to the sheila on the telly is the Aussiest bloke you'll ever f'ken see. Crikey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old white man kills black teenager for bumping into him, tells police he had taken "another piece of trash off the street." This is the Trumpmerica you wanted, people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Several Texas Rangers prospects might be in deep shiat for rubbing pine tar on another players personal bat
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
German court rules breast implants are no impediment for women to become police officers. Well that's a relief
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas man accused of handing out porn DVDs to children on Halloween. That's unbelievable. I mean, who even has DVD players any more?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police now say they have a suspect in custody after the shooting of a Wayne State police officer early this morning. In other new we apparently now have a state named "Wayne." Please adjust your flags accordingly
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Today's 'Swastika & Trump' graffiti is brought to you by New Haven, Connecticut
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(UPI)
 
 
 
World's tallest decapitating water slide to be demolished
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Buffalo Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police bust $58k marijuana operation near Vice President's house. Police on the lookout for a 1981 Trans Am seen fleeing the scene
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Militarized police deploying "non-lethal" arms while defending corporate profits at Standing Rock. Dozens hospitalized, hundreds with hypothermia, one woman's arm literally blown off
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tip. When the police come to your house looking for you, they probably will look under your bed
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If you kept naked photos of yourself on a flash drive, make sure your ex-wife doesn't have it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News: police are attempting to reunite a naked man with his owner. And by naked man, they mean a replica statue of Michaelangelo's David. Fark: They post a picture of him with his 'privates' blacked-out
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Death investigation involving 'town bully' of Galena sets resort town on edge. Holy paladin, Heroes for Hire bid for job removing him
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Damn it's getting to a point that a VP-elect Mike Pence fan can't even get a cup of coffee with his racist tirade and pepper spraying in NYC without getting arrested
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian hauls ass to be with Kanye after his publicity stunt... er... breakdown
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex in a McDonald's parking lot as 6-year-old watched. Don't they know that's what Burger King bathrooms are for?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these three clues: Woman in wheelchair, police, taser
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation. He probably just needs some fish sticks
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Mon November 21, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Add 'thunderstorm asthma' to the list of stupid things people think they're getting sick from
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Seriously, what 12-year-old hasn't tried to light creamer on fire?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman who sideswiped seventeen cars in I-5 rampage 'might have been having a psychotic episode,' according to police. Or maybe she just found out McDonald's wasn't bringing the McRib back in her area, I dunno
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brit police 'gobsmacked' as medieval 'bommy-knocker' turned in during weapons amnesty
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
For the love of god - the sheriff is using water cannons on the Standing Rock protestors in 20 degree weather
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Sun November 20, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis facing epidemic of residents realizing they live in St. Louis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest nefarious and terrifying skulduggery being committed by police: reading publicly-available information. Those conniving monsters in blue, will they stop at nothing? Next thing you know they'll be using technology to monitor drivers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you come across a couple of men wearing yoga pants, long red fingernails, and false eyelashes, the Spartanburg police department would appreciate a heads up
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A police officer who was there to comfort a girl who just saw her father kill her mother has been demoted
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you want a consent decree? Because this is how you get a consent decree
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hurling bricks from roof demands chocolate from police
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Sat November 19, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Beastie Boy's playground... sabotage-d
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you walk into a police station dressed in a bunny outfit and repeatedly blast an air horn despite being asked to stop, yeah, you might get punched
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Couple spends two and a half months in jail after cops mistake baking soda for cocaine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dentist uses the old "I did this for a living in Ukraine" defense
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man caught selling horsemeat to undercover cops for $7 per pound. That's outrageously over-priced
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in unreasonable reactions: No shopping carts left at the store? BURN IT ALL DOWN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Experts say newly published Van Gogh sketches are fakes, point to the blue police box and blind alien in them as proof
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man, it's getting so that you can't even have a manly fight in Tampa without somebody driving over people, into the bar
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ig-pay atin-lay on't-way ool-fay ops-cay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does having a FOP sticker on your car actually improve your chances of getting out of a speeding ticket?
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Accused prostitute to undercover cop: Guacamole is extra
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Son steals $8,000 coin collection from father, puts it through Coinstar to make $60 to buy crack
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Give yourself an honest review and realize that there is no reason in the world that an attractive lady from the Philippines wants to be your friend"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LAPD planning stings to crack down on holiday 'porch pirates'
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flights back to normal after police identify the body of the gunman who apparently met a man he didn't like earlier in the day outside of Will Rogers International Airport in Oklahoma City
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Actress who played Michelle Obama goes low when police go high regarding her mother's arrest over a bad check
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
University of Albany sorority members arrested for forcing pledges to eat mud and garbage. Police charge them with impersonating a fraternity
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A 19-year-old. 208mph. In a Mustang. Yeah, right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN police officer charged with 2nd degree manslaughter in shooting death of Philando Castile
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Law-abiding pervert turns out to be not so law-abiding. Still a pervert, though
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes brother for a coyote or small deer and shoots him. Police say that explanation is suspicious because experts tell them that coyotes and deer don't normally wear bright orange hunting coveralls
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
AR-15s without pesky background checks or waiting periods? Oh, my, no, that would be illegal. Say, wanna buy a kit of startlingly rifle-shaped untraceable pieces?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who steals computers from a soup kitchen?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
When you're a studio executive, you make a series starring Morena Baccarin. It's what you do
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Family saved after being trapped by the earthquake in New Zealand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From Ft. Sumter to the Appomattox Courthouse in just four days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey policeman pulls a Pee Wee and saves all animals from burning animal hospital
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Driver with 17 prior convictions for driving with a suspended license caught once again. According to the police, "Maybe the 18th time is the charm." Yeah, I am real certain he learned his lesson this time
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD will not assist Trump's announced deportation plans
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan police officer gets his geography wrong while trying to make the South rise again
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(The 1870s)
 
 
 
Train robberies down by 90℅. Hipsters turn to cattle rustling to satisfy their vintage crime needs
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"When officers arrived at the home, they found several wild animals all roaming freely inside including three tigers, a cougar, a skunk and a fox"
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Do you want ninjas? Because that's how you get ninjas
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
"Hey, remember that time I pulled you over for doing 107mph and then realized you were the police chief so I let you go? Ha ha. Yeah, good times"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Mom kicks son out of house for voting for Donald Trump. Difficulty: Child is 7 and this was a mock election at school
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Local police subjected to no-knock raid ... by the FBI and State Police
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police expect 30,000 demonstrators or more in massive protests of Trump's inauguration
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
You are not going to be an escaped inmate for long when you look like this
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(Some Area Man)
 
 
 
Man discovers he can't ride in the engine compartment of a driverless car without hitting a building
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Germany has its own spin on "sovereign citizens," though more organized because Germany
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scenes from the liberal meltdown: Coloring books, Play-Doh, therapy dogs, tissues and hot chocolate for everyone
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
You just stole a box of Miss America crowns. Now what?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Without fat girls, there would be no protests," says Baba Yaga Ann Coulter, setting of a firestorm of criticism against the skeletal backwoods witch demon
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Police are searching for a man who violated a Taylor Swift restraining order. If he pursues her much longer, things will turn ugly as he could end up being the subject of an entire album's worth of songs
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy gets on the subway and smokes Fentanyl in a crack pipe. Kids call it a High Roller
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A man shoots a deer that was in neighbor's backyard and then drives his SUV right through their backyard to take the deer
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hey, free chickens
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you unsuccessfully try to hotwire someone's pickup, don't leave a citation for an earlier crime behind in the cab
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Does no good fleeing from police during traffic stop, jump out of still moving vehicle, leap into canal, drown. They'll just pull drag you out from those dank waters, bring you back from brink of death to get that ticket
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
I'm living for giving college football its due, and I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Police bust foot licker who held his victim by the ankle and nibbled and licked her heel and sole for over 30 minutes. "The woman in the latest case managed to use her mobile phone to record at least some of the ordeal"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
It has begun
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Thu November 10, 2016
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
UNF coed answers Craigslist ad for babysitter, discovers pay way too high, baby way too old
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the latest tech police departments are using to end high-speed pursuits: "This stuff is James Bond cool, there's no doubt about it"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man and woman stole 68 bras worth almost $4,000 from Victoria's Secret. Police seek support
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Polish army launches free nationwide classes to teach women unarmed combat
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Good PR: getting photographers at your charity car race -- Bad PR: assaulting a photographer
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Wed November 09, 2016
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Typical train delays: weather, livestock, stuck track switching. Atypical train delays: naked guy performing a rap song on the tracks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump supporters wasting no time exercising their newly won freedom from political correctness
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man who attacked a grocery store clerk told a responding officer that he was a "vampire, ghost rider, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and a leader of a band
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
What's In: Police riots, hate and war. What's out: The Global Economy, Peace. Richard Nixon, LBJ look up in awe at the new Red Devil who is gone forth, knowing he has but little time. In fashion: shackles, slave labor, post-apocalyptic toys
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Tue November 08, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Every year some hunter gets mistaken for a deer and accidentally shot. However, they're usually not halfway up a tree at the time
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio man charged with trying to go to Libya to join ISIS, says at least the weather would be nicer than in Cleveland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's Godzilla, but it's Godzilla
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two polling places on lockdown due to active shooter situation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin has decided Trump failed to secure the election
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cop painfully discovers that even a police dog trained to bite the first suspect it sees, sometimes gets confused
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we have our first assault at a Florida polling place (with photo)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by an awkward swan taking out rail service in Britain, an SF BART station was shut down today because someone got a shoe caught in an escalator
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jurors send a $37 million message to Flint, Michigan Police concerning police brutality
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Great. Now even the world of high-end artisan honey has been infiltrated by gangsters
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Mon November 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The real loser of Election Day has been announced: basically anybody in midtown Manhattan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amidst all the election coverage, here is your friendly reminder now is not the time to talk about gun violence
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"Man Missing for a Decade Might Never Have Left This Bar." I say we canonize the dude
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
This week's episode of OD'd With Children brought to you by Latrobe, PA
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Guy does 134 in a 35, hits and kills a woman, runs away, then is found dancing naked on a statue in the middle of a lake. Methinks drugs may have been involved. With "oh shiat" mugshot goodness
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
I used to be a burglar until I took an arrow to the butt
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(Queensland Government)
 
 
 
Woman releases Drop Bear on arresting officers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
San Antonio cop learns that the "serve and protect" part of his job description does NOT entail serving a literal sh*t sandwich to a homeless man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man faces jail after police find octopus porn on his computer. SUCKERS
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Good: Police investigate the death of your son. Better: Crime scene investigators take pictures and evidence to determine cause of death. Worse: One of them takes a smiling thumbs up photo with the corpse
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Couple in skeleton makeup steals cart full of groceries - although from the sound of it, they were just picking up bare bones necessities
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The attack on Trump has been downgraded from "Killary Liberal Operative" to "Fellow Republican who had a 'Republican Against Trump' sign"
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Queensland town to smell delicious for the foreseeable future
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police make a big show of pouring illegally-served alcohol into sewer system. City Council: now you're the idiots breaking the law
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Sat November 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Secret Service grabs a p***y
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
I had my 9-year-old son with me. I felt intimidated. I had to explain to him why a man with a .357 magnum is standing outside the polling station." "Who are you going to vote for, Crooked Hillary?" he asked
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Another day, another Massachusetts police department treating the evidence room as a personal stash
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New Jersey man leads police on a high-speed walker chase after stabbing
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police release surveillance camera photo of the suspect who vandalized a Burlington, NC GOP campaign office. Casper the Friendly Ghost, Jason Vorhees, and all local Klansmen now wanted for questioning
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Penn State student athletic fees to increase by $2.4 million next year
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British police hope to catch serial cat-killer and cop-shop lunch thief with same operation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Basket of Detainables continues to fill up as Trump supporter holds children at gunpoint
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Monday may bring another مفاجأة
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Speeders beware - The fastest accelerating police car is the Ford Taurus with a 3.5-liter turbocharged V-6 engine. Testing shows it only takes 4.5 seconds to go from zero to the closest donut shop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who executed two police officers sitting in their cop cars has been charged with two counts of murder
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal, the most mainstream conservative newspaper, calls on James Comey to resign because the FBI "must be above politics"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Remember that SC couple who disappeared and someone was posting creepy messages on the guy's Facebook? Well they just found the girlfriend alive and chained up inside a storage container. Suspect in custody
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Police officer accidentally shoots himself in the foot while fighting a raccoon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a wife-beating cop and suspected serial killer you can probably get a job...in another town...as a cop, of course
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Parents of man shot while trying to rob Pizza Hut demand answers; "Why in the hell did this (Pizza Hut employee) have a gun?" Um, probably to protect himself from people like your son
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Killing a police officer should be a mandatory death sentence," posted a woman whose son just killed two Des Moines police officers
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are running for the legislature, you should know something about the internet. Also, you should not post revenge porn. And don't plead internet stupid and say you can see that stuff on National Geographic. This isn't 1950, Mr. Candidate
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If driving around on Halloween night with electrical wires protruding from your penis is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed November 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
China comes up with appropriate punishment for morons who drive around with their high beams on all the time
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: The cops bust your underage drinking party. Good: You manage to escape into the woods. Fark: You have to call 911 for a rescue after getting lost
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you know any man who wore a tutu and wig during a break-in at a farmers market, the Hillsborough County Sheriff's office would like to dance with him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm no expert on firearms, but I'm positive this is not how you teach gun safety
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Man suspected of killing two Iowa cops was removed from a football game for waving a Confederate flag...also referred to as the "get out of jail free" flag by the Bundy brothers and their supporters
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The killings of two Iowa police officers is downgraded to a category 2 shiatstorm after the suspect identified turns out to be a middle-aged white guy with a normal-sounding name. Expect falling media coverage and FB posts to tail off by midnight. UPDATE: Suspect in custody
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Two officers killed in Des Moines in separate ambush-style attacks. Shooter or shooters unidentified and still at large. UPDATE: Suspect identified, still at large
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like it when your co-workers bring their children to work doesn't mean you get to stab the kid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White man assaults black youth with autism running in a school track meet, claiming to police the youth was going to attack his wife -- and gets no charges
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Golf can be even worse than football when it comes to concussions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Somebody asked me if a baby could safely ingest Viagara; should I call the Police? What is the charge? Does anyone know the answer? (NDIT)
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Florida man throws glass eye at doctor and nurse. With 'I see what you did there' mugshot
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
For the LAST TIME, it's an urban myth that people find razor blades and nails and syringes in Halloween candy, so -- *clicks* --- Well, I'll be damned
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
We coulda overlooked that black guy you killed, but we gotta fire you for this gay sexual assault stuff, officer
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Mon October 31, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Driving drunk and getting in a police chase is bad, especially if you're 12
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Apparently Hillary has two different sets of standards when it comes to commenting on criminal investigations
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(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Taking kids trick-or-treating tonight? Time to check sex offender websites to spread paranoia far & wide
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German police probe their own ranks for extremism after Reichsburger killing, no doubt tipped off by the 'Arbys Macht Fries' signs (Some Not safe for work ads in article)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Freddy Krueger shoots five at Halloween party. These reboot sequels are so unimaginative
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Pasadena Police Department adds its first female police dog, and pairs her with their first female K-9 officer, so a team of....annnnd yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and self-report myself rather than finishing this headline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less toupee at some hotels, an almost-cameo by the Russian women's track team, and police on the lookout for a snickering dog: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Sun October 30, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
The selection of the jury that will acquit Michael Slager has begun
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Denver police officer arrested after stealing $1200 from unconscious suspect. Oopsie, forgot to turn off the body camera
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police officer reviewing CCTV cameras for traffic violations sees his own car running a red light - and gives himself a ticket
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Uber driver decides to kidnap his drunk female passenger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Investigation into Hillary-Weiner emails no longer unwarranted
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD now says the suspicious powder that made the Metropolition Opera performance of "Guillaume Tell" get dusty and forced an evacuation was probably someone's dead relative
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to stealing $12,000 from the VFW to fuel his internet pornography habit. In other news, some people still think you have to pay for porn on the internet
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Although the suspect ran into the woods, he was later found by police K-9. It appeared he had run into a tree and knocked himself out
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After only a year, American Airlines shows that it has completely forgotten the rules about service dogs on their aircraft
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Now that's what I call fast food
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Come for the story of a man who attacked a woman and her little dog too. Stay for the mugshot of the year
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Blue wives matter... when they frame the BLM movement
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Fri October 28, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents of the year asked to rescind their award after they left their 4 year old child at home alone, while they dressed as clowns to prank people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines president says God told him to stop swearing. No word when God will ask him to stop murdering people
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you keep robbing the same 7-Eleven over and over again, eventually the cops will figure out the pattern and catch you
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Thu October 27, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump has a new deal for black Americans; the good news is that you guys are going to get your own water fountains again
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(The Eagle)
 
 
 
Woman crashes into police car while Snapchatting topless selfie to boyfriend
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Afghan girl arrested. News: "Afghan girl" arrested
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Manatee middle-schooler charged with battery in cell phone case," wrote the headline editor dryly
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Generally, you just pay for the lap dance with cash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Respect for police is at an all time high in the US per a Gallup poll. A couple more shootings should push that number close to 100%
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
A map of the United States...with every October clown sighting
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man steals Torah scrolls valued at $200,000 from Brooklyn synagogue. Suspect described as a cleric with +85 spell power
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Armed murder suspect who live streamed escape may be headed to Las Vegas to spread his communicable disease, because of course he is
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Tue October 25, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man has made the prosecutors job easier thanks to a habit of posting to Facebook Live. Now they just need to find him
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you lost your torpedo stuffed with £4.5m worth of 'Playboy' cocaine then the Irish authorities would like a word
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Tufts University (as if that's a real place) Campus police to investigate "offensive" Halloween costumes. So don't wear a Hillary mask
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey Man who jumped to death off a bridge while holding his two sons wrote about the joys of fatherhood. Before he apparently changed his mind
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mom, I think my friends like you more than me." "Aww, don't say that dear. Why?" "Well, you're blowing them and buy them booze, for starters"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Drunk 22-year-old man on a lawnmower threatens police with a knife and uses his son a human shield. The only way this story could be more Indiana is if he was wearing a Pacers jersey. (Link has mugshot goodness)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British Renault driver pulled over for driving 129 mph. When questioned, he told officers he was rushing home to keep his McDonald's drive-thru meal from getting cold, particularly the chips which are just so nasty when lukewarm, am I right?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: it is technically not a crime to ring doorbells at 3AM and demand money, although you may end up getting your ass kicked
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Police facial recognition software is just as accurate as real police
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, that attack on a police college in Pakistan that killed over 30 students today just slipped under everybody's radar?
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Mon October 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"On the bright side, we got great gas mileage"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Soon, police officers won't need to pull you over if you're caught texting while driving. An artificial-intelligence enhanced speed camera will simply notify authorities directly. Yeah, nothing disturbing about that at all
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Man runs over Trump sign. Man posts video of the act on Facebook. Reporter covers the story. Reporter's Facebook page becomes political dumping ground for the best Florida has to offer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing goods from Walmart to sell so he could bail wife out of jail. Now they can spend even more time together
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bodies of missing duck hunters recovered from lake. Police reportedly on lookout for snickering dog
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Get off my lawn." "Oh no you didn't"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
An old STP sticker, the memory of a cap-gun-toting hippie named "Deputy Dawg," a rogue marshal and a 45-year-old grudge somehow led to a bomb that failed to detonate 11 times being planted outside of a police station
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Police break into hot car in Suffolk to rescue child inside, surprising owner of car most of all: "I get a call from the police, and I don't have a baby so I'm like, 'Where'd the child come from? Who put the child in my car?'"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You may have a meth problem if you live in Nebraska and after not sleeping in three days find yourself yelling at a hotel receptionist in Florida about not getting any food because you think she's a counselor and the hotel is a rehab center
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Lindsay Lohan leads a life of excess and luxury? Apparently it's easy when you just ignore paying bills
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
See sometimes when the hospital doesn't take your walk-in emergency visit seriously you need to use the drive-thru with your 4WD
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police breathalyse female driver who had "a couple of bottles", drove with no license, no tax and no insurance on car, then let her go without charge. That's some police work there, Lou
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(Some 2nd Amendment Solution)
 
 
 
Training now available for the "2nd Amendment People" to prepare to do protect Real 'Murika from Hillary. WOLVERINES
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Woman with skull stuck on a stick leads Sacramento police to dead body. No word why the rest of the Fellowship didn't go with them
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Man breaks into Vancouver home apparently because he couldn't cook eggs naked at his own house
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Russia: Hey there Oklahoma. Mind if we send observers to watch your election? Oklahoma: Um, no?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nearly $90G in stolen beer recovered as police seize 719 12-packs from farm in Texas, which works out to a fairly impressive $125 each. That's some fine police math, Lou
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a police officer responding to trespassing call at an abandoned home, make sure you don't draw your gun on the city official inside giving a journalist a tour for a story on foreclosed homes
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's teacher arrested for sleeping with multiple students and posing for nude photos with them is from Pennsylvania
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
GTA 6: GTA
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Any time a female prison worker is caught smuggling a syringe full of inmate sperm out of the jail, there's going to be questions
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
They were about to eat Taco Bell, then they dropped dead, and nobody knows why
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New police radios in a PA county turn off without notice for no apparent reason. Chief Wiggins has Lou working on it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man rappels into Montreal sporting goods store and makes off with over $100,000 worth of hockey sticks in the most Canadian robbery of the year
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Shotgun robber's 11th suspected Denny's job runs astray of Ezekiel 25:17
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
No Party candidate Bruce Nathan, accompanied by armed security, tries storming into UCF Senate debate between Marco Rubio, Patrick Murphy. See, this is why we can't have third party candidates, people
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Red Light Robin Hood steals from the... um... he gives to... er... Oh, just vote for the guy
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Town of 200 residents told that one of them is a murderer, unable to figure out who it is despite knowing the suspect's age and that they are not in town. Subby thinks he knows why the crime went unsolved for so long
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man in wheelchair commits suicide with pipe bomb. Oakland chicken restaurant owners adjust their ties
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
State Police warn motorists not to turn around and follow wrong-way drivers. You ain't the boss of me, pal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tonight, what happens in Vegas won't be staying in Vegas: it's your third and final 2016 Presidential Debate. Can Penn and Teller do us a solid and make the whole thing disappear? Live at 9PM ET on every channel in existence
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, feds in California now have a new tool in the War On Crime - compulsory search of your cellphone. Even if you're not a criminal
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you thought this election season would end without a Mini Donald Trump impersonator at the Las Vegas debate, you haven't been paying attention
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher charged with sexual exploitation of a minor claims that she's the real victim, because of the student's "elevated vocabulary." So that's what they're calling it these days
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens if a truck carrying steel beams stops too quickly?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
If you go boating, don't drink. If you drink while boating, don't let your five friends get drunk. If you let your five friends get drunk while boating, don't let them get so drunk that they cannot even speak to the police after you hit that pier
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Worst Storage Wars episode ever
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Guns don't kill people. Toddlers kill people
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
PFT wants answers on Aaron Rodgers' issues, justice for the Falcons, and freedom from the fun police. Also, they'd like extra vacation, chocolate cake, and a pony for their entire staff
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bag of human remains found in vacant Cleveland lot, will be Browns starting QB on Sunday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip for drunks: Just go get drunk and STOP playing Pokemon Go
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Tired of all those clown attack articles and want to hear a positive story about an actual clown? Well, this isn't it
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Cow stampede sparked by pensioners dangling carrots out the back of a Nissan Micra
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Student charged for slapping police horse, parking ox illegally
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman charged with armed robbery, felony second-degree murder, and wearing earrings that resemble miniature hula-hoops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI director confirms there is an epidemic of police shootings in America
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Corrosion of Conformity is about to play the NC State Fairgrounds for the first time in 32 years. Let's see if anyone remembers what happened the last time
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club has finally decided to get political: what's your favorite political or protest song?
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report my wife for raising our kids vegetarian"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Home grown Freedom Fighters arrested before they could unleash freedom
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PA youth pastor tells his wife he doesn't love her anymore and he wants to be with a 15-year-old girl from his youth group, who he's impregnated. 85 felony and 84 misdemeanor counts later, he learns why that was a REALLY bad idea
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How can you and your spouse score some sweet time off work and free holidays? Just mail yourself 80,000 death threats
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Thief from Poland tries to make a clean getaway by hiding in a dishwasher
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pastor in Indiana confronts children by threatening them with the gun in his waistband. Just like Jesus did
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryanair passenger fined after leaving his opinion of the airline on the tarmac
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"A naked American gorilla stole my balloons"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the going price for a baby on eBay is $5,000
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Boston police officers shot in stand-off with man wearing body armor in "domestic dispute gone bad." You never hear about all the domestic disputes that go well
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you liberals and your pesky rape police
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Wed October 12, 2016
(KFBB Great Falls)
 
 
 
If someone finds your infant wandering the neighborhood barefoot on a cold Montana night, don't punch him in the face when he brings the child home. Especially if the man has identified himself as a police officer
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston police searching for burglary suspect at car dealership who left his homework behind. Larry Sellers unavailable for comment
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(Newser)
 
 
 
So Rube Goldberg decided he wanted to go out with friends
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former Springfield nuclear power plant employee of the month almost murders a man
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
FBI investigating a plane deliberately crashed in East Hartford CT that killed one person. It may have been targeting a Pratt & Whitney jet engine plant
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
San Antonio police officers: These Trump hats go great with our uniforms. Police Chief: They also pair well with disciplinary hearings
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If a nutjob is in your yard stabbing your inflatable sports mascot, maybe you shouldn't just walk out and confront him
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
To really live up to your reputation as Britain's worst railway, you have to make conditions so bad that frustrated passengers start fighting one another instead of your staff
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Even in the UK, where the cops don't normally carry guns, if you point a crossbow at one, a cop is going to shoot you
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy doesn't want to go to school so he A: Fakes being sick? B: Intentionally misses the bus? or C: Shoots his mother?
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Thankfully there was a good (and drunk) guy with a gun there to stop that zombie
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blind artist creates incredible sculptures
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(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Protip: Asking the police to arrest the ghosts in your house might tip them off to your drug use
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man suggests his alternate personality, 'Joker,' choked woman. Holy lame excuses, Batman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those untrustworthy Syrian refugees are up to no good, now they're ... detaining an ISIS bomber?
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Woman says an evil force sent her underground and chased her into a pipe below a library in Pearl, Mississippi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Murders in Scotland fall to lowest level in forever
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape." "What are you in for?" "Murder." "What are you in for?" "Cops found stolen Trump campaign signs in my car"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
There's intoxicated, there's REALLY intoxicated, and then there's "performing yoga while naked on top of a police car" intoxicated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sheriff denies using a seized car on a personal joyride, refuses to answer how the car racked up 56,000 miles and refused to release information despite an order to do so under Freedom of Information Act
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Naked motorcyclist leads police on chase in the Czech Republic. May face charges, but at least he was wearing a helmet
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Head of anti-stalking charity charged with.... go on, guess
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the Philippines one hundred days after Rodrigo Duterte took office: He's compared himself to Hitler, cut ties with the US, police have killed 3,700 people without a trial, and the streets are awash in blood
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Report your under-aged daughter's sexts to the police? Congrats, you're on the sex offender register
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Sat October 08, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
♫ You had a bad day / You're going downtown / You sing a sad song just to turn it around / You say you don't know / You tell me don't lie / You work at a smile and you go for a ride / You had a bad day ... ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three police officers shot in Palm Springs, CA. Two killed, one wounded; manhunt ongoing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police in Germany find several hundred grams of explosives in what is being called a thwarted terror attack
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Good clowns decry the wave of creepy clown sightings. Say it's bad for business. Doo Doo the clown, has been clowning for about 35 years and was hailed as a hero after rescuing two women from an attack in 2015. Doo Doo, heh-heh, heh-heh
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You might need to do some yard work this weekend if somebody mows "F*ck You" in your lawn
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(ITV)
 
 
 
British police advice for civilians with clown reports? Ignore them: "Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois steals woman's lottery winnings because her boyfriend used to deal drugs
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Fri October 07, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dundee schools on 'soft-lockdown' after social media threat. Threat did not involve a noife
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump insists the "Central Park Five" who did 13 years for raping a Central Park jogger before being exonerated by DNA and given $41 million by NYC; and whose execution Trump called for loudly and publicly at the time, are actually still guilty
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dear Burglar, It's one thing to steal my jewelry and electronics. But when you kill my dog that's crossing the line
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(National Post)
 
 
 
On one hand, committing a home invasion style robbery pretty much makes you the worst of the worst. On the other hand, the unintended consequences kind of make you a hero
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
GOP supervisor in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's county: "I won't be voting for him because he's not fiscally conservative"
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Let us pause for a moment to thank the fine men and women of the Massachusetts State Police and National Guard who used a helicopter with thermal imaging and multiple vehicles and personnel in a raid that netted 1 pot plant from an 81 year old woman
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
We have reached peak Florida. And The Smoking Gun is there
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Dad gets arrested after stealing someone else's purse in the waiting room while he's visiting critically injured son in ICU. Both dad and son were victims of assault during a home invasion
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(Vox)
 
 
 
People staying behind to ride out Matthew reminded to write their social security number on at least one major body part with magic marker
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the BK Corral, featuring renowned firearms expert Wyatt Derp
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is Joseph from the U.S. Tax Department, and I am calling because you are delinquent in your--hold on, someone is at the door"
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Scary clowns forget that Maine is the home of Pennywise and that Maine has dealt with this shiat before
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