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Headlines matching 'pockets'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail When emptying your pockets at a security checkpoint, you might not want to put your pot in the little tray  (suntimes.com) (29)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Reuters) Weird It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?  (reuters.com) (43)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious You feeling great right now because a girl just walked up to you and hugged you, but seriously, check your pockets  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (39)


Sat January 07, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass ♫ Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us pocket your change if you're mentally handicapped.... ♪  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (77)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Newt Gingrich says Obama shouldn't take 2012 salary because he won't be in the office much and he doesn't have a pocket constitution to govern with  (washingtonpost.com) (119)


Fri December 30, 2011
(The Blaze) Asinine Selfless Philadelphia city councilwoman retires for one day to pocket $478,057, then will be sworn in for a seventh term on Monday. What would America do without these underpaid bureaucrats working on our behalf?  (theblaze.com) (161)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Boston Herald) Interesting Reach into your pockets (but not too deep), because Obama has new tax for you in 2012  (bostonherald.com) (32)


Fri December 23, 2011
(E! Online) Scary Lindsay Lohan is the new face of Hag Jeans. I'm sorry, Jag Jeans. Honest mistake  (eonline.com) (21)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets. Allow me to repeat that: Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets  (usatoday.com) (142)
(ESPN) Interesting Albert Pujols' wife: "It's just like God to put us on a team called the Angels." It seems that God has really deep pockets  (espn.go.com) (106)


Tue November 29, 2011
(My Fox DC) Fail When donating clothes to the needy, always remember to take your life-savings out of the pockets first  (myfoxdc.com) (26)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Mitt Romney: "I'm not trying to put money in people's pockets." At least he's honest  (thinkprogress.org) (84)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists track dopamine release in brain at microsecond level to reveal why you chose a hot pocket over ramen noodles even though it burns your mouth like nuclear lava every time  (medicalxpress.com) (30)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Deadline) Amusing Break out the Hoooooooooooot Pockets: NBC buys comedy created by and starring Jim Gaffigan  (deadline.com) (79)

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