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29 headlines found matching 'pocket'
Tue January 17, 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Baller chastises Chastain over chastity
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged with burning underwear in Starbucks, plans to use served-extremely-hot-coffee defense
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Carnival's newest ship: Boaty McStalkFace
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Tue December 20, 2016
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not News: California is home to four NFL franchises, more than any other state. Fark: The Raiders have won more games in 2016 than the three other teams have won combined
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Notorious 86-year-old jewel thief strikes (very slowly) again in Atlanta
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Tue December 13, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford just did the greatest thing in his career: He punched Ryan Gosling
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Cricketers confused by George Bailey's new batting stance caused by having Zuzu's petals in his pocket
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Mon November 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Is that hydrogen in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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Sun November 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Cam Newton gets a roughing the passer call in his favor. Fark: The first one since 2014
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Wed November 23, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman carries crack pipe in vagina. Tells cops she had no pockets
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"He watched her passport rise gradually out of the back pocket of her jeans in time with the rhythmic bobbing of her buttocks ...." It's the Bad Sex In Fiction awards for 2016
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump stands to pocket millions of taxpayer dollars for when Secret Service are ferried on his private jet
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Fri November 11, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Johnson exposes Johnson
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for anyone who steals from a woman while she's in labor
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Fri November 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
US military sees future warfare done from computers. Lowers standards to recruit overweight, basement-dwelling, marijuana smoking nerds. Fatigues redesigned to hold pocket protectors
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Schools locked down over active-mauler threat after bear steals a student's Hot Pocket. When will America end its deadly fascination with the right to arm bears?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If you only notice one astronomical event this year, make it the November supermoon, when the Moon will be the closest to Earth it's been since January 1948
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Mon October 31, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cam Newton says football isn't fun for him anymore now that the refs have let it become a contact sport
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Sat October 29, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is that a weapon of mass destruction in your country's pocket, or are you just happy to have one of the world's deadliest weapons
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Got $600 burning a hole in your pocket? How about buying the glass that Justin Bieber used to drink milk?
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Got a $150 just burning a hole in your pocket? Great... what's the smallest nuke a person can carry? Just asking
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Fri October 14, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having a hipster beard and moonwalking through a convenience store probably won't get your name and picture in the paper. Doing it with heroin in your pocket will
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Wed October 12, 2016
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Is that a pencil in your pocket, Mr. Obama, or are you happy to see us female reporters?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
New WikiLeaks emails show Team Clinton had the Univision chairman in their pocket as an attack dog against Trump soon after he announced his run for the presidency
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google cutting down how much RAM evil uses on your PC
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two injured after e-cigarette explodes on the Hogwarts Express. Apparently, some muggle didn't get the memo that you can't use electronics around wizards
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Mon September 26, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: It's obviously time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick. FARK: Seahawks DT Michael Bennett says it's time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick
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Sun September 25, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VI (c) 2016. You are inside Walmart and sitting on a scooter. The craft section surrounds you. In your pocket is a lighter. What do you wish to do?_
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