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106 headlines found matching 'pleas'
Wed October 01, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Everyone please sit down. You all comfy? Might want to put your drinks down. Ok, here it goes...They are making another Twilight movie
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(37)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(BGR)
 
 
 
"If you find yourself obsessing over the nuances of the bent iPhone 6 the same way conspiracy theorists obsess over grassy knolls and moon landings, please take a break from the Internet. This sort of thing could be very bad for your mental health"
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(65)
 
(Flipper)
 
 
 
Study: Dolphins are sensitive to magnetic stimuli. Cetacean, please
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(9)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The DOJ asks the Ferguson police, who have been criticized for repeatedly inciting protesters, to please stop wearing "I am Darren Wilson" bracelets while on duty
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(218)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama: Yes, my airstrikes against the terrorist group I ignored despite warnings are helping Assad stay in power. Can we talk about Benghazi now, please?
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(119)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Software engineer recalls what it was like working with Nokia in Finland, including memos such as: "Could we please not have naked developers running around the office BEFORE 10pm?"
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(23)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you were stabbed inside a Quicktrip, please let the Tulsa Police know how things turned out: "The victim walked up to the store's clerk and apologized for the blood trail"
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(57)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Everyone who wants to test drive a Tesla please step forward. Not so fast Iowa
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(298)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proving that Americans will eat almost anything, man puts every Taco Bell ingredient together and still pleases people. "It's pretty much the best thing I've ever eaten out of a Taco Bell"
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(19)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farkette's sick mother needs help- this is her Make A Wish dream. Donate to the left, please keep mom jokes to a minimum to the right
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(48)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts National Guard has misplaced three visiting Afghan Army soldiers. If you see them, please report them. At this time, there is no threat to the public. Repeat, at this time, there is no threat to the public
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(111)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The iPhone 6 means that everyone will be filming the latest LAPD beatdown in HD for your viewing pleasure
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(92)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Please note: the US Army does not allow 'elfing' your ears
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(84)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hello? Rolls Royce? Yes, I'd like 30 new Phantoms, please"
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(22)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen our commissioner? He's about six feet tall, rather cowardly and doesn't think things all the way through. If found, please remove foot from his mouth and stick him in front of a camera
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(54)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lost: huge chunk of Europa's icy crust. If you have any information about the whereabouts of this missing ice block, please contact NASA
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(11)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, the Ferguson City Council held their first public meeting since the "recent unpleasantness." Let's see how that went.... Oh, dear
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(340)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"I just flew in from ISIS controlled Iraq, and boy are my arms tired." *Badoom-tish* "Take my wives, please." *Badoom-tish* " Remember, try the hummus, and I'll be here all week unless I get martyred"
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(36)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's friend is swimming the English Channel today to raise money for charity. Please help spread the word to raise a bit of money for a good cause
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(2)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Are you drunk? Naked? Then please stop going to Barcelona. It's pissing everyone off
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(41)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will everyone who had today in the "Ice Bucket Challenge Is A Satanic Ritual' pool please step forward and claim your winnings?
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(76)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
All the Hodor who will be Hodor in Season 5 of Hodor please Hodor. Not so fast, Hodor
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(105)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colts' Jim Irsay suspended six games and fined $600k, forced to suffer the indignity of watching games from his giant mansion rather than his suite
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(44)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Superman and Lois Lane take the ALS Ice Bucket Ch -- look, could we just put a shark in the bucket and have Henry Winkler jump over it on waterskis, please?
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(74)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News Host: Please, oh please, couldn't Putin rule the U.S., maybe for just a couple days?
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(208)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Important message to commuters: Trains will be running 20 to 30 minutes late this morning. Also, if you drive a car, please remember the tracks are for trains only
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(17)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The top 5 greatest guitar riffs of all time? Please
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(282)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Assad, I know we made you look like the next Hitler and all, but would you be up for teaming up with US and the UK to form a Voltron of Assholes to take on ISIS? Please?
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(158)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the world burn. If this describes you, please contact any first responder in the city of Barre, Vermont
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(41)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy opens lemonade stand. Fark: Irate neighbor demands that city shut it down. "Please help me regain my quiet home and neighborhood"
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(121)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's friends would like you to please stop using the term "Obama's third term." Okay? Thanks
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(121)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says he would love to see Mitt Romney run for President again. Democrats stand back, say "please proceed, Governor"
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(182)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan is on the verge of another recession, therefore, Paul Krugman is a poopie head and please buy my book
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(256)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
If you've been painting Bulgarian monuments to Soviet troops to look like Superman and The Joker, please be advised that Russia is very concerned. You can stop laughing now, comrades
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(128)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago is on the cusp of an Emanuel Lewis mayoral race. *Oh please let this happen*
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(47)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Attention, concert-goers: Please stop photographing Kate Bush
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(109)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is preparing a hippie playlist for a "summer of '69' party". Difficulty: doesn't know of any hippie songs to use. Please help me
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(86)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Ms. Streisand, please pick up the white courtesy phone
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your attention please. Our country is run by a dictator, our infrastructure is in shambles, and our economy is about to implode. Oh, and we're out of beer"
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(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Electroshock therapy could be used for positive, pleasurable brain stimuli
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(38)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Things you'd never hear in a US political campaign: Please stop sending us money
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(27)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOT A SCAM" writes Minecraft convention organizers who "postponed" convention after selling half a million dollars worth of tickets
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(56)
 
(Intel News)
 
 
 
Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel
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(70)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently concerned that protesters may be in possession of Buk missile systems, FAA orders no-fly zone over Ferguson, Missouri. Nothing to see here, please disperse
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(341)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Attention please: Japan is weird. That is all
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(104)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(39)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Bay" City, Michigan is going to be without water soon as they are losing 10 million gallons of water per day without a trace. If you see a strange puddle in the area please call authorities
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(51)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who's going to police the police when they need policing? This squad of ex-police of course
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(13)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Them fightin' words. Stone Cold Steve Austin says he was better than Hulk Hogan. Debate to your right, please
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(128)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Two postal workers, two amateur comedians, two alcoholics. That's three. "Three Podcast" has new episodes. Good things come in threes. Please check us out
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(2)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The casino industry is coming together in a noble, nation-wide effort to teach its patrons that, yes, it's fine to spend your days pissing away money you don't have, but please stop leaving your children locked inside your car while you do
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(26)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada sending military supplies to Ukraine, say they are pleased that their equipment was finally doing what it was designed for, defending against 1970s-era Soviet Union equipment somewhere in Europe
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(50)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Please tell me, is there ANYONE on the not-so-amazin' Mets lineup that can hit a friggin' baseball?
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(18)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
69-year-old Massachusetts man busted for blowing leaves in the nude while several cars slowed down to take pictures. If anyone finds those pics, please don't post here
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(40)
 
(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
The number you have reached...nine...one...one... is out of service. Please check the number before dialing again
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(37)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robert Picardo's ex-wife claims the Star Trek actor is having an affair with Bill Nye. Please state the nature of the sexual emergency
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(82)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Really it's just a reason to drink beer and watch footie. Liverpool-ManU. "International Champions Cup" aka, boring, please no one get hurt, pre-season footie
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(117)
 
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Cop: "Please blow into this breathalyzer." Driver: "Sure, lemme pound this first. I want to see how high that thing goes"
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(53)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
So Cal Farkers: If you're looking for a best friend and a devoted companion please consider rescuing Sasha
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(16)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you are flying over the Atlantic at 35,000ft, please refrain from punching the window so hard it cracks. It freaks out the other passengers
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(24)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, also make sure that anything that might be detected by drug-sniffing dogs is flushed down the loo"
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(36)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to New Hampshire. You want to buy some alcolol and cigarettes? I need to see your ID please. Oh, you're from Washington DC? GTFO"
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(46)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Please check out our podcast. The latest one is our best so far. We're just getting started so please go easy. Itunes store link in teh first post
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(17)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
For those who bet on "Suspect in home invasion was not pregnant," please step up to collect your prize
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(333)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, Western Civilization: Now that we've legalized same sex-marriage and are decriminalizing pot and society has not imploded, can we please address the illegality of prostitution? Thanks in advance, Everyone
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(73)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Please note: there are several useful things one can say when running into a convenience store while billowing smoke and flames, but "I'm on fire" is really just stating the obvious
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(37)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Attention students of Franklin College: Please stop painting the iconic Ben Franklin statue to look like he's a Colts fan, Superman, or wearing women's underwear
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(33)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Hello, room service? Six pounds of pot, please"
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(32)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In this month's issue of Al-Q: How to blow up the US Open. Also, 10 ways to please your 72 Virgins and the latest hijab fashions
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(23)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Xbox One sales doubled from May to June after the debut of the kinect-less SKU. Both consumers are pleased with their purchase
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(96)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A collection of cool DIY upgrades that will make your home look more expensive. Except the refrigerator. Please don't do that. Ever
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(27)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
US patent office tells Apple they can't patent a fingerprint sensor just because they don't want anyone else to have a more pleasant UX. In other news, Android phones soon to come with a fingerprint sensor that's worth having
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOPer would like you guys to please mansplain what's going on in politics. (Giggle. Flips hair.)
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(119)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google realizes that idiotic questions like the number of golf balls to fill up a bus, the number of windows in the skyscrapers of your locale, and how much wood could a wood chuck chuck are a waste of time. Interviewers, please take note
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(63)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Dear Tracy Morgan, we are really, really, really, REALLY sorry one of our trucks killed your friend and almost killed you. Please be gentle." Signed - Walmart, soon to be known as Tracymart
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(183)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(99)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
If you donated human skulls to the Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington, please call the medical examiner. You won't get in any trouble. Promise
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(89)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Channel has finally developed a show targeted at red-blooded Americans that will deal exclusively with two of life's greatest pleasures: meat and booze
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(16)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Want to book Prince for a private function? Yeah that'll bet two million bucks please
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(59)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lee Boyd Malvo, the DC sniper, believes that he's learned some important lessons about not using human beings as target practice and would like to be let out of prison now, please
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(233)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Please brace yourself for the popping kitty, for he will surely make your head assplode with cuteness
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(15)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
People of the world who benefited from the sacrifices of this WW II D-day veterans courage, if you're close by, go to his funeral, please. Somebody?
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(72)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Mexican military helicopter crossed into Arizona and shot at U.S. Border Patrol agents. General Pershing to the white courtesy phone, please
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(146)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When suing for compensation from a crippling car accident, please try to limit your 5k races. And 10k. And half marathons. And marathons
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(55)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh hai, don't mind this drone outside your window. Just please continue doing what you normally do. Like brush your teeth, get undressed, fondle your naughty bits. You know, just act natural
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(117)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
The restaurant where you want to eat won't let your wife bring her dog inside. To show your displeasure with the policy, do you: A) take your business elsewhere, B) give it a poor review on Yelp, or C) drive your car into the restaurant?
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(27)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear ESPN: Please turn off the open microphone when Elvis Andrus is on base. Sincerely, The FCC (language Not safe for work)
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(16)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Congresswoman proposes e-cigarette legislation to please her Big Tobacco masters
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(137)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The return of the GOP hawks" Oh please, like they ever farking left. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a tv showing McCain or Graham begging for military intervention because they're tired of getting blue-balled
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(50)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you find out that you bought a dog that was given away without a soldier's knowledge while he was deployed, should you: a) give it back to him, b) sell it back to him, or c) ignore his pleas and keep it?
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(177)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How dare you hypersexualize and objectify these athletes. Oh, it's about men? Please proceed
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(99)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Chicago man charged for driving around on a beautiful summer's evening with: (A) his music playing too loud, (B) his muffler dragging on the pavement, (C) his pants off, (D) him pleasuring himself. (Choose two)
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do animals have sex for pleasure? (Their pleasure, not the researchers')
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(103)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Thank you for calling 911. Please leave a message and a representative will collect your corpse as soon as possible
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(18)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Graduates of a high school are questioning whether the school board president's speech at their commencement was really a political forum. Whether it is or not discuss to your right, please, and bring the popcorn
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(52)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Excuse me sir, you've been speeding. Please step out of the vehicle so we can steal it"
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(24)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
My name it Eric Olaniyan. Much nice vehicle you have there. I am willing to pay top dollar in gold for your vehicle. Please contact me at freestolenvehicles shippedtoafrica .com
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(18)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(MMA Frenzy)
 
 
 
Sonnen is out of UFC 175 due to drug test issues, after Wanderlei is out due to drug test issues. UFC drug test single-card single-fight trifecta in play; Vitor Belfort, please pick up the white courtesy phone
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you left a Lamborghini on fire in New Jersey, please come and sit in it before the police ticket it for being unoccupied
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(24)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Attention people of Florida: Please stop mailing unmarked envelopes filled with artificial sweetener to the local schools and courthouses. They're making some of us nervous. Thank you
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(19)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"
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(53)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Some Pollster)
 
 
 
Gallup poll confirms everyone's political insults: Republicans hidebound, slow to change, Democrats becoming sleazier every day. Everyone should be pleased
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(83)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Do you know how much pleasure you are losing by not smoking? Potably not
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(22)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Airline travel tip: If you want to arrive at your destination on time, please don't charge the cockpit
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(16)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
For those of you who still don't believe in global warming please explain why this cliff in Antarctica just keeps spewing blood
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(79)
 

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