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Wed September 20, 2017
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's your shameful summer guilty pleasure, and it concludes tonight, so get your pots and pans ready, meatballs. "Big Brother" crowns a champion tonight at 8 PM, ET, CBS. Friendship
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Bands were going way over their time. The Grateful Dead played for hours. I've always been angry at them for that. A 45-minute version of "Turn On Your Love Light," - I mean, please. I was pulling my hair out"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Yes, we know there's a dead humpback whale floating near town, please stop calling us to report it. Also please don't go out and touch it
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ever the pro, Dolly Parton didn't say anything about any White House occupant & please visit her Dollywood Amusement Park in red Tennessee; "How about a shout out for Dabney Coleman out there? I'm just here to have a good time tonight"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman that buys a used Mitsubishi from a Toyota dealer in South Africa demands that Toyota buy her a new Audi after her used POS breaks down, and then it gets really weird
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Mon September 18, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Subby is just now starting episode 1 of "The Walking Dead." In honor of this, please post all those awesome pics of that guy yelling jokes at the kid
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Sun September 17, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On behalf of April McVay this is the final Livingston Stapler Company Presents show in honor of soosh (Lance McVay). April will be playing many of his favorites throughout the evening. Please join us at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Sat September 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Top vice cop busted stealing money from evidence lockers. If only there were some organization out there where honest citizens could band together and police the community. Maybe call it Citizens On Patrol or something
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will horrorwood movies save Hollywood? Oh please if there is a penny for your thoughts
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comrades. Comrades. Please, we are running these war games as a simulation. A simulation of "an attack on Belarus by a terrorist group with air and sea assets." In related news, NATO redesignated as a terrorist organization
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Please state the nature of the musical absurdity"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Private Joker talks Full Metal Jacket thirty years on: "The FMJ set, besides Ground Zero during 9/11, was the most toxic place I've ever had the displeasure of being"
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
For those of you who weren't sure; no we can't control hurricanes from space, also please take that crayon out of your nose
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know how funny it is to make your kids cry by yelling at them, so you can get more hits on your YouTube channel? Yeah, the courts didn't think so, either
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Mon September 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Double your pleasure with two Monday Night Football games with Saints-Vikings and Chargers-Broncos. Will Drew Brees light up the Vikes or will Purple Pride run deep and wide? Will the Chargers tame the Broncos? Kickoff is at 7:10 PM ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Please join us in a moment of silence to honor the fallen of 9/11." Trump: "A what now?"
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I hacked you period. Did you hack me question mark. Please, please exclamation point. I want your data in parentheses
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Livingston Stapler Company Presents in honor of our beloved soosh who passed away earlier this week. LGT the first greenlit LSCP show from August, 2012. Please join us in paying tribute to soosh
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
"Nowhere in the Florida Keys will be safe," the National Weather Service tweeted. PLEASE, Farkers south of alligator alley: finish whomever you're doing and GET NORTH NOW
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Fri September 08, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Take my car, please: Keys guy gives away car to whoever needs it for Irma getaway
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast lost 100,000-150,000 subscribers last quarter due to competition. It's like you have to please your customers or something
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Thu September 07, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: it is now legal to fart on Berlin Police
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Polk County, FL Sheriff: Please evacuate to a hurricane shelter, where we'll be checking IDs and arresting anyone with a warrant
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China asks North Korea to "stop taking actions that are wrong" and also "come onnnnn, stop it, pretty please. We'll stop hanging out with you guys if you don't stop 'cause you are sooooo mean"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Won't someone please preserve the boyhood home of Earl Hamner Jr., the creator of the Waltons? Sure, right after we set up the creator of Gilligan's Island's home as a museum
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Tue August 29, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: you're not going to earn much street cred as a serial burglar when your getaway vehicle is a little girl's bicycle
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Oh please, not another boring Ken Burns documentary about some has-been: This time he wants to do a piece about some guy who just happened to be the first black president of the United States
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Please say that squiggly eyebrows are NOT going to be the next big brow trend. No, just NO
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Wed August 23, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for your listening pleasure: a song created entirely out of Indiana Jones sound effects
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Please clap
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was VERY pleased when Jerry Falwell Jr. -- son of the man who said Apartheid was "God's plan," questioned "the sincerity" of Martin Luther King Jr., and called Bishop Tutu a "phony" -- declared Trump "doesn't have a racist bone in his body"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The North Korean threats of war that were on, then off, are now back on again. Please adjust your apocalypse clock accordingly
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Sat August 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the rich GOP donors, instead of the sick children
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Fri August 18, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter account collects every leak about WH staff treating Trump like a toddler, for your reading pleasure/horror
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Please tell me there was a bazouki too
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pro Gamer claims he had a bad season because he was indulging "sensual pleasures"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People, please keep using your beer goggles during the upcoming solar eclipse. Do not buy these fake eclipse glasses unless you want to go blind
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year sentenced for hosting teen sex parties. No really; he was actually teacher of the year
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's first fark ready headline: Attention, men: please do not put your penis in a coconut
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Tue August 08, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist warns that upcoming eclipse could cause the end of the world. Nibiru, please
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon becomes the oldest AL pitcher to throw a complete game since 1992, says he was pleased he allowed just four runs, nine hits, and only had to leave the mound three times to pee
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Um... Please disregard the earlier story about Jay Cutler sticking to his original game plan. o_o'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Would all Fox News hosts with fewer than three women accusing them of sexual harassment please step...oh where the fark do you think you're going Eric?
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NBC faces the unpleasant reality that Megyn Kelly's new show sucks
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but according to DHS, Stephan Miller was lying about legal immigration being at an all time high. Someone, please fetch Subby his fainting couch
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, please cut it out." An op-ed by Kenneth Starr. Wait...what?
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Wed July 26, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: no matter how much you love your pets, you're still not allowed to bury them in a public park
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Psychiatrists did not say that they can now diagnose Trump in the media, just like every other talking head does. That will be $250, please
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson Talks Joining Forces With George R.R. Martin on a Space Video Game (Can one of you cool kids please sub this to the geek/entertainment tab so we can discuss it please? Thanks.)
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you had "less than 24 hours" in the pool for discovering Scaramucci's own potential Russia connections, please step forward and claim your 100 rubles
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before... Pacman Jones suspended for conduct issues. Someone grab my fainting couch
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
States that prosecute parents who let their kids shoot other kids, please step forward. Not so fast, Kentucky
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NAACP: President Trump, we'd be honored if you would speak at our annual convention next week. President Trump: Attractive and successful African Americans, please
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook testing paywall this fall, "Please Come Back" campaign in the spring
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
World's best son who has dead sister and grieving mom issues, dresses like sister to please mom
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
"Nathan is failing his Video Game Class. Please let him stay up all night to play games. Signed, The School." Seems legit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite TV theme song? Post the intro, any covers, etc., to your right, please
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Space Daily)
 
 
 
This is beyond my little brain. Can someone please tell me what it means?
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can someone please explain to subby what the hell is going on here? Preferably with simple words and maybe a graph or two? Seriously...who the hell is Miles Morales?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: red light camera tickets will still be sent to you even if you have an airtight alibi, such as being in jail for killing a cop
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Thu July 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mallorca and Ibiza: Please take away alcohol on flights, we can't deal with drunken Brits any more
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Psst. The man sitting next to you was pleasuring himself while you slept. We just thought you'd like to know. Please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of your flight"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Air Canada, please retrieve your complimentary pants-soiling upon landing
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan is remastering his Batman trilogy in 4K. "It's a long, complicated process that we're doing right now, but the results I'm seeing are very pleasing and very spectacular"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This remote part of the Himalayas is usually quite pleasant except when the three-way border dispute between China, India, and Bhutan heats up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Would you yanks kindly hurry up and get on with impeachment please?
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Mon July 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska health officials: Please cook your walrus "well done"
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Please stop. He's already dead
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops get the tape back? Will a major story drop as he's making his big speech? Will he be roundly mocked by the other 19? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread. (~5pm ET shoe drop? Maybe? Please?)
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ron Paul says sell your stocks, buy gold and please pay attention to me
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Fri June 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
He's just a Prince whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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Wed June 28, 2017
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Tillerson and Mattis, clean up on aisle 3 please
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Please look after this bear. Thank you." Creator of Paddington Bear dies at age 91
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Passengers will please refrain from tossing coins into the plane's engine for "good luck"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: when you tent your house to kill termites, make sure other pests can't find their way inside
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So please, parents, have your children spray tanned to properly accent their ear piercings
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Please let it be Skanky McBowwow
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Sat June 24, 2017
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Not normally a hat in hand guy, but a friend who has a kid in a bad way could use a hand with some outrageous medical expenses. She's probably going to lose her foot. Anything would help. Please and thank you. God bless
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man discovers that getting his 10th DUI doesn't result in a card for a free drink. Also, damn, that's a hard 6 years
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Tue June 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: if you've recently purchased tomatoes from Food 4 Less, you may want to replace them with others without so much rat in them
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Randy Orton be hindered by the Home Town Curse? Who will perform the craziest spot of the night? Will anyone be pleased by the winners of the ladder matches? Money In The Bank tonight on the WWE Network at 8pm ET, Kickoff show at 7:30pm
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you have rare, valuable NASA memorabilia from the early days of the space program please don't throw it away. Museums are willing to take it from you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Biatch, please
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Demented, racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions has written an op-ed for the Post entitled: "Being soft on sentencing means more violent crime. It's time to get tough again." Here it is for your reading, ah, "pleasure"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man who watched too many Toshiro Mifune movies sentenced to six years in jail
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let it be known herewith / A new name to be familiar with / She'll surely be a hit / Our new Poet Laureate / Please welcome Tracy K. Smith
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(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP challengers to the abomination that is Trump, please step forward now if you want to win in 2020
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to Kamala Harris: Please don't ask me so many questions, you're making me nervous
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump now holding This Is Fine meetings where the Cabinet takes turns reassuring Trump he's great at his job, everyone loves him, and it's a pleasure to work for him
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Please note: It does not help the credibility of your UFO investigation if your evidence for extraterrestrial intelligence was found while you were lost in the woods
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There are better ways of dealing with your displeasure with a police horse than assaulting it with a flagpole
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week, we go to the email bag: "I mentioned world music to my wife the other day, and she had no idea what I was talking about. Sunday Morning Music Club, please help me educate her with suggestions on what she should listen to"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte to plead guilty to assaulting Guardian reporter
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
During Pride Month 2017, please pause to remember those lost during the Pulse nightclub attack in Orlando. Because, sadly, some were not remembered by their families, even in death
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Napolitano tells Shep Smith that Donald Trump might just fire his entire senior staff in the wake of recent developments. Please proceed, Mr. President
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Do you exercise or listen to music? Please fill out my survey (DIT)
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
GOP to gut Dodd-Frank this week in favor of allowing Wall Street to do whatever it damn well pleases, regardless of the consequences
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Alexa, please disclose my private conversation with my wife to our insurance agent
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
This summer please remember: Despite what the Environmental Working Group tries to tell you, your sunscreen is not going to kill you in your sleep, sell your children into slavery, and start a new life with your partner in Sweden
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Today's CDC warning: Please do not snuggle with your backyard chickens
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Mon June 05, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Beached whale rescued from shore on Treasure Island Sunday morning, was pushed back into the sea in spite of constant "but I bought a three day pass to Disney World" pleas
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Sun June 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to Kathy Griffin: "Just ignore Mr. Trump. Please"
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The #1 song in America, for 2 weeks in a row, is not sung in English. Please Mr. Trump, we're looking for you to save us
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Fri June 02, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Need a relaxing nature video? Here is a walk among Irish Gap trail in Pennsylvania, where maybe you will find a leprechaun or a bear. Post videos of other great hikes to your right, please
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Trumpy, now that hurricane season has started, please get someone to oversee FEMA and NOAA. Because enormous oceanic cyclones aren't going to listen to Jared Kushner
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The penalty for a bad memory is currently six months in jail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Trump's first pardon sentenced to 7 years for role in Bundy ranch standoff
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Wed May 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flynn and Cohen get subpoenas from the House, Comey to testify before the Senate, and Russia questions go to the lawyer. Please let Rachel be back tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Runner training for marathon discovers ditching all those sophisticated running apps and gadgets actually improves his performance: "As it turned out, running without all of the stuff was an absolute pleasure"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Border Agent: "Welcome to the United States of America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Can I have your cellphone password please?" Canadian: "F*ck off." *U-turn*
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine Pirro goes on unhinged rant about the treatment of the Trump White House, then says she knows who the leaker is but she's not ready to share that intel
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get that firearms nut? Bullets? Nah. Spotting Scope? Please. How about Gunsticles? Like Truck Nutz, but for your gun. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Fri May 26, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
As European leaders press Trump on climate change and environmental issues, Chatty Donnie keeps barking "Terror Terror" Oh and don't read TFA's comments. Seriously. Don't read the comments. Please don't read the comments. Read the comments
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking: We're now about to land at Portugal's Madeira Airport, please put on your Depends from the overhead"
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Real estate CEO admits he stole $1.6M to pay for strippers and blow. Anyone know his Fark user name?
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"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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It appears that Jessica Simpson is going the way of Anna Nicole Smith, and all Ellen DeGeneres can do is stare frantically into the camera as if to say "someone please help this woman"
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