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66 headlines found matching 'plans'
Fri January 23, 2015
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to upgrade city light poles to meet energy-efficient standards, thereby lowering costs, climate impact, and finally destroying America
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Wed January 21, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Overstock.com plans to compete with Amazon by offering video-on-demand services. Jeff Bezos chuckles, shrugs it off
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Tue January 20, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In an announcement that will please exactly no one, President Obama's proposal to reform education tax credits includes eliminating tax-exempt growth of 529 college savings plans
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Mon January 19, 2015
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX plans to blow up as many as 17 spacecraft this year, including the most powerful rocket since Saturn V
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(22)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's state-of-the-union speech plans: speak like Robin Hood, govern like Prince John
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(113)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Rick Hendrick pays $700,000 for 2014 BMW, plans to pay roughly the same amount to NASCAR officials to make sure Jimmie Johnson wins the 2015 championship
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(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Obama has no comment on Mitt Romney's plans to run for President in 2016. Of course, his lack of comments could be due to the fact that he was mysteriously overcome with hysterical fits of laughter at the time
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Sat January 17, 2015
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Elon Musk plans to build a "space internet"
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Thu January 15, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Target Canada can't make profit target, plans to pack their bags and f*ck off
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Mon January 12, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi plans on making the Bible the state book, a welcome change from the current state book, The Turner Diaries
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(97)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"White House plans to close Gitmo faces long odds" Don't worry, this isn't a case of 'deja vu', the feeling you've read this article once before. Don't worry, this isn't a case of 'deja vu', the feeling you've read this article once before
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Tue January 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five years ago, Harvard University faculty overwhelmingly supported the ACA. Now that they've been notified of the changes to their coverage to make their insurance plans ACA compliant, how do they feel? Pissed off
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Mon January 05, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The owner of the St. Louis Rams plans to build an NFL stadium in Inglewood, which could pave the way for the league's return to Los Angeles. Could?
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Sat January 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer team forced to change location of winter training camp after 400 Russian models book same hotel, distracting the players
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(13)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Palestine announces plans to join International Criminal Court, but not to, like, bring war crime charges against Israel or anything like that. Well, OK, not *just* for that
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Tue December 30, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Smithsonian acquires collection of early balloons of flight, plans to tie them to an old man's house and see what happens
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(8)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everyone in West Fairview, PA plans to get nailed this New Year's Eve
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Sun December 28, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kiss have announced plans to perform their 1975 gold-selling album 'Alive' in full next year, and you only have to spend a week on a boat with these guys to hear it
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Sun December 21, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Obama announces his response to North Korea's involvement in the Sony hacking: He's considering assembling a fact-finding body to consider a commission to discuss plans for possibly forming a team to write a strongly-worded letter of some sort
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: Pennsylvania arrests a dangerous dealer and plans on destroying his $160,000 stash. Fark: a man who offered to sell a few bottles of wine from his private expensive collection, without a liquor license in an 8-month sting operation
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Thu December 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army plans to use stationary blimps to prevent missile attack on DC. In true DC fashion, there will only be two: guaranteeing that the left and the right will be protected, while everyone else is screwed
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Wed December 17, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
NASA plans for a Cloud City over Venus
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Tue December 16, 2014
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Archie Comics to reboot and renumber all of their comics for a sales stunt, just like it were a real comic book company that had books people read or remembered were still being published
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cyber attack caused an oil pipeline to explode in Turkey. It's a good thing we don't have any plans for giant long pipeline of combustible fluid through a swath of the US, and no enemies that would ever try to attack us through the internet
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Thu December 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cleveland TV station sends little person to question Bengals coach Marvin Lewis after his remarks calling Johnny Manziel "a midget." After seeing how this went, Lewis plans to call other Browns players "large-breasted blondes"
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Price is Right chooses a new male model, has plans to dress him up in lederhosen and march him off a cliff if things don't work out
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Sun December 07, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New Republic abruptly cancels December issue after mass resignation of editorial staffers, who loathed new CEO and his ill-concealed plans to Facebook-ify, Atlantic-ize, HuffPo-liate, and Slate a respectable opinion journal
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Family moving to Hawaii from Virginia planned to have the cat stay behind with relatives. Memeow had other plans... Discovered just in time (for Caturday)
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
NASA plans to launch its first crew capsule capable of Apollo-levels of distance, thereby setting up for a run at sending the first humans to Mars. That feeling you have is something you've not felt since you were a wee little tot. Embrace it
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Tue December 02, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
The two best reform plans to replace Obamacare: replacing the "subsidies" with "tax credits" and replace "no pre-existing conditions" with "no pre-existing conditions as long as they weren't pre-existing"
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Mon December 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI warns U.S. military that a group calling itself ISIS plans to violently attack them with weapons, with the intention of causing bodily harm or death
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Fri November 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bavaria plans to turn entire state into one big Starbucks - just with beer instead of coffee
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Thu November 27, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
BBC must cut $630 million from their budget by 2017. Shame they can't make the Doctor Who sets even cheaper
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Tue November 25, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
ING will be cutting 1,700 jobs, plans to take a $400 million charge to cover the costs it has
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Thu November 20, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie plans to give up acting entirely. But when did she start?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers plans to play football into his 40s, text photos of his penis to reporters, and generally look like a kid out there
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Russian space program's plans to build new spaceport on native soil could spell end of historic dependence on Kazakhstan, likely forcing that nation to revert to prostitution-based economy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toyota unveils new hydrogen car, plans to call it "Hindenberg"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Cir.ca)
 
 
 
FCC plans $1.5b rural/school-broadband project, to be paid for by $2 phone bill surcharge, which will remain on your bill until some uncertain time between 100 years from now and whenever the Old Ones awaken
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(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
How former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, who has been married three times already, plans to save the sanctity of marriage from teh gheys
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Fri November 14, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A detailed review of the White House security protocol revealed that if a crazy person is determined to gain access to the President, he's not going to let some bushes thwart his plans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco has been hit in the head a few times and now is seeing comets
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Man United's Class of '92 takes over non-league club Salford City, plans to replace manager with pissed-off Scotsman
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(6)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
New York great-great-grandmother celebrates her 100th birthday by sky diving. For her 101st, she says she plans to do something really daring and book a cruise with Carnival
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ghostface Killah is still recording music, plans new concept album
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(22)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Motorola has no plans to bring Moto Maxx to Canada. Residents of Dog River disappointed
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Thu October 30, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
No plans for Halloween night? Here are some ideas on the left, more ideas on the right
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(10)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Dubai has unveiled plans to build the world's tallest twinned-skyscraper, because of course it has
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(28)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris unveils his five year plan to become the next Ed Sullivan. He's got a really big shoe to fill. Really big shoe
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(38)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
TCU scored so many points that they have run out of fireworks for the rest of their home games. Plans to eliminate the Classics department to cover the cost difference are already in motion
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(18)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell to testify in Ray Rice appeal, plans to take the 5th, 1st, 19th, 26th, and any other amendment he can think of to not have to reveal anything
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Wed October 22, 2014
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
After getting a new steeple, church plans on opening its doors to the public and hopes to see all the people
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(17)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne plans to fund her parents' retirement, housing, full time interpreter for Ozzy
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(26)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Singing nun covers 'Like A Virgin.' The Vatican enjoyed the performance so much, they're making plans for her to sing the song again, this time accompanied by a boys' choir
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(33)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Ballot initiative would ban fracking in an area where there is no fracking, opposed by farmers who want to retire by selling oil rights to oil companies who have no plans to drill in the area
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(15)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Starbucks announces plans to start hiring art history majors
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(12)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
JK Rowling plans to build a "Hagrid Hut" on the grounds of one of her Scottish estates, probably out of money
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(22)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit prepares for annual Devil's Night arson spree, when hundreds of abandoned homes inside Eight Mile burn. Arsonists say moving the event to Grosse Pointe is in their long-term plans
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(67)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Belgian comic museum announces international expansion plans, hopes to have entire wing devoted to the funniest Belgian joke ever: "Two men walk into a bar. They are alcoholics and it is tearing apart their families"
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(19)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. travel industry is now worried that Ebola will alter holiday vacation plans. Especially for families who have booked a carefree week of fun and frolic in Sierra Leone
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(21)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Bravewords)
 
 
 
The Who plans to tour North America next summer to celebrate their 50th anniversary as a band. If only they had written a lyric that could express the undesirability of this
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(88)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL announces its plans for the breast Super Bowl halftime show ever
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(138)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a similarly designed solar power plant in NV has been shown to incinerate birds in mid-flight, company drops plans to build a second n in CA rather than showing some gumption and opening a "rotisserie wild bird" side business
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Unlike Walmart, Costco has no plans to cut employee health benefits
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(232)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia announces new plans to ease rush hour traffic congestion on I-66. Bottom line: Better hope you never break down on the shoulder, 'cause you gonna die
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(65)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DC Entertainment accused of sexism for releasing t-shirts for women with the phrase "Training to be Batman's Wife" on them, may now have to cancel their plans for "Sue Dibny Enjoyed It" shirts
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