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86 headlines found matching 'plans'
Wed July 09, 2014
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe says he has no plans to ever play Harry Potter again, though to be fair, the Brinks truck hasn't yet been backed up to his door
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(34)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Japan to build a REAL FREAKING GUNDAM for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
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(43)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail plans to give George Clooney a chance to set the record straight regarding their completely fabricated story
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(Time)
 
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The back-of-the-envelope guide to how much you'll need to retire (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Group plans to meet gun-rights protestors with musical instruments
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how Nintendo plans to ride out the current "dry spell" of new games for the Wii U console, a dry spell that started when the Wii U came out and that has continued uninterrupted through this weekend
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Wed July 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez plans to share where he got his steroids from with Cubs prospects
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(17)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US plans to fine a French bank $9 billion for dealings with Iran. Then the US will send that $9 billon to Afghanistan, who will use it to support their new trade deal with Iran
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Thu June 26, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In Norway there is bridge built using the architectural plans of Da Vinci, which are so much better than the ones of Escher
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Tue June 24, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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STOMP THE PARK: A Dancing Park Ranger Is Fired By The City For Getting Funky With It.
 
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Following the lead of Heat fans, LeBron plans to leave early
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Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To ensure there is no voter fraud in the MS GOP Senate primary run-off, failed Va Gubernatorial candidate and new Senate Conservative Fund president Ken Cuccinelli plans to send poll watchers to MS-but only to the black precincts, of course
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
DC Entertainment starts to realize the Nu52 is a failure, plans to have their current characters fight their old universe counterparts. Unfortunately, they don't seem to realize they drove away all their old fans, so no one is left to care
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Wed June 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Darth Vader, but not as you remember him. Star Wars meets Pulp Fiction...and wrestles with the question of where are the goddamn plans
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Today: "House GOP plans to cut funding to the IRS and SEC." Two months from now: "House GOP wonder why the IRS and SEC can't do their jobs" Four months from now: "Democrats retake House"
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Tue June 10, 2014
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
GOP state representative from Oklahoma says he plans to conduct study on expanding the state's execution law to include firing squad, hanging, and electric chair. Next up for consideration: guillotine, rack, and burning at the stake
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple working on Maps feature to help you find your car. Image also shows work on new feature to find hockey pucks
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Mon June 09, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Can Stubby McRoadkill survive long enough to tell Jack something useful? How many missiles will Catelyn Stark waste to protect her plans? Will the British get in Jack's way again? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread on Fox at 9pm
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin clarifies rumors that there will be an eighth Song of Ice and Fire book, well kinda: "Get back to me when I'm half-way through Book Seven"
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(92)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rob Liefeld says that the sequel to X-Men: Days of Future Past may have stalled the upcoming X-Force movie. In other news, Hollywood pouch makers are wondering to do with their massive inventory surplus
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Fri May 30, 2014
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Diageo plans to build $115 million distillery in KY; Bulleit Bourbon will be made somewhere other than Four Roses several years from now
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Steven Moffat claims the BBC was going to cancel Doctor Who because David Tennant was just so awesome. Considering Moffat's run, all subby can say is: better luck next time, BBC
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(65)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Federal government plans to turn off the taps to legal pot growers: "The Bureau of Reclamation, which manages federal water distribution through waterways and dams, says no water under their purview will be used for marijuana cultivation"
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(129)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Chipotle thinks beyond the burrito, plans to develop new pizza and pan-Asian cuisine chains this summer, bringing the Chipotle touch to fans of other fast foods
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Fri May 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facebook just got a WHOLE lot creepier as they want to use the microphone on your smartphone to figure out what TV show or music you are listening to while using their app. Of course they SWEAR they'd NEVER eavesdrop on your conversations with it
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(57)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man plans Supreme Court hunger strike for freedom to post noodz online
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Obamas have between $200,000 and $400,000 stashed away in 529 college savings plans for their daughters Malia and Sasha. Wouldn't two or three be enough?
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: I did not know anything about closing the GW bridge. Christie Aide: Oh really? Because I seem to remember telling you all about our plans to close it
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It's going to be a mild summer this year with no freak weather disturbances now that the Air Force plans to dismantle HAARP in a couple of months
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Chipotle to put original short stories and essays by literary luminaries such as George Saunder, Toni Morrison, and Jonathan Safron Foer on their drink cups, chip bags, and sandwich wrappers so people can have something to read while eating
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Want to know just how vile and f'ed up the FCC plans to end Net Neutrality are? Ted "Punch my face. You know you want to" Cruz is being seen as a Hero for wanting to pass legislation that would stop it
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
As much as anyone hates to defend airlines, turns out will.i.am was just trying to scam into a high-end lounge while traveling on a coach ticket, and was upset when his cunning cheapskate plan was foiled
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Mon May 12, 2014
(The Province)
 
 
 
One Canadian restaurateur plans to pay his servers a living wage, not justify the tip
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Arkansas plans on using the back door to stop gay marriage
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Sat May 10, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
IKEA plans to turn its first Swedish store into a museum. It'll take you eight hours to get through unless you know about the secret shortcuts
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(5)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado Symphony Orchestra's highly publicized plans for bring-your-own-pot concert series go up in smoke as city of Denver threatens 'criminal penalties'
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts? Plans call for the hundreds of surviving Americans to be sent to Brazil, Australia and Argentina (w/ maps showing whether you're more likely to be deported or just dead by then)
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Montgomery News)
 
 
 
Result of female realtor's plans to "fix" her marriage sound like the combination of an HGTV show, Lifetime movie, and the People's Court
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation thinks Fox News isn't toeing the line, plans to start its own news service
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)
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Tue May 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Office Depot plans to close 400 US stores, raising fears of emergency shortage of lost cat posters and flyers advertising cut-rate roofing that get tucked underneath car windshield wipers at every mall everywhere
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers: We are so upset with you, Aldon Smith, and your multiple DUIs, your felony gun charges, and the impending investigation into your bomb threat. We are SO mad, we're gonna reward you with a few million more and some job security. Take that
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(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dumb guns' rights advocates issue death threats and force gun shop to back off on plans to sell smart guns
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest failure of Obamacare? People who never had insurance before find it difficult to understand insurance plans and how to find a doctor that will take insurance
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Unused third-choice goalkeeper may win Norwich's Player of the Season award
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(7)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
James Franco paints Seth Rogen like he's one of his French girls
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Zach Braff breaks up with his longtime girlfriend, plans to use Kickstarter to fund his search for a new chocolate bear
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(18)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Manny Machado is now 8 for 12 in rehab games, including a stolen base. Plans to rejoin the the Orioles on Friday. All of MLB: Welcome back
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(17)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coffee start-up plans to take on Starbucks by offering unlimited coffee to customers for $45 a month. Wasn't that the plot of a Seinfeld episode?
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(123)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to replace flight crews with full time robots. Idea was conceived after military officials flew commercial on American Airlines
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(15)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ongoing search for the missing Malaysian airliner has revealed a serious hurdle for China's plans to become the dominant naval power in the Pacific: Navies need friendly ports to resupply in and most of China's neighbors don't like China much
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University researchers develop a system to make better baseball schedules, discover that most colleges prefer schedules which feature more games against Johns Hopkins
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
You might want to reevaluate your life choices when the SWAT team has to rip off the front part of your home to find you and your neighbors and onlookers cheer when you are arrested
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin plans to sue satirical news website for publishing headline claiming she was fighting with Patti LaBelle. This is worse than when Franklin sold Amy Winehouse the very cocaine she overdosed on
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(30)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel 1Q sales down 5%, company immediately scraps plans for Norovirus Barbie
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(5)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall
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(227)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden says he'll tell Obama first if he plans to run for President in 2016. That's assuming he gets permission from Hillary first, of course
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(43)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers very unlikely to pick up Aldon Smith's $9.75 million option, or $9.95 million if you include forfeited bail money
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(55)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Mother whose family had to be rescued from sea says "We will slowly delete the comments from the Internet armchair quarterbacks who know nothing about us, our life, our skills, or, I might add, sailing." Bonus: Plans to do it all again
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Sun April 13, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The mammoth tusk discovered in Seattle has got a name, plans to carry it with it like its daddy did
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(16)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Missouri plans to deter speeders by blasting 153 decibels of sound at them. What could go wrong?
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(112)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create a beer label for your own personal brew
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(40)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Their slogan will be: "we promise to remove the sting out of buttcleaning"
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(7)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The burger wars heat up: just days after McDonald's announces it will close all its outlets in Crimea to protest Russian actions in Ukraine, Burger King unveils plans to open scores of new restaurants in the suddenly open territory
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(39)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
DC plans to relaunch Teen Titans comic this summer under new title "Wonder Girl's Breasts and the Teen Titans"
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian dentist plans to clone John Lennon from DNA found in his wisdom tooth. Still no interest in another Yoko
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
64-year-old woman vows to complete the bucket list of the 21-year-old whose heart saved her life, says that though she doesn't know what a Justin Bieber is, she plans to blow it nonetheless
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(16)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Peter Gabriel)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel plans May 10 show in Kiev, possibly with new stage effect tentatively named "Russian Tanks Flattening Everything In Sight"
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(20)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Something known as "Dappy" said he got a tattoo of a hashtag on his face so he could "trend forever." However, his plan was met with a hitch after the public immediately demanded to know who the hell he is
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(36)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
"Jesus never had a toilet" declares reverend as he announces plans for 1,000-year-old church to get its first ever lavatory, much to the quite literal relief of elderly congregation
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(24)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions bring back QB Dan Orlovsky; one might say he's the safety plan in case of a QB emergency
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(18)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
David Camp plans to retire to find more ways to play with his means
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google Inc., the world's No. 1 Internet search provider, plans to begin testing a free search-based e-mail product called Gmail, as it battles rivals Yahoo Inc. and Microsoft Corp.'s MSN
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(101)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker are in Las Vegas, discussing their plans on bringing America back from the Obama abyss. Both are in agreement that he won't be able to organize his way out of this mess
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(119)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If Putin wants to annex the Ukraine, he better do it quick before the power of Lord Vader's government becomes fully operational
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(5)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The man who created Teddy Ruxpin has died. No word on whether there are plans to give him an animatronic mouth and eyes and stick a cassette player in his back
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(20)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
If you were counting on a hot, steaming bowl of bat soup to get you through until dinner, your plans just changed
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(15)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast plans to save everyone from having to watch the Phillies suck this season
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transnistria predicted to be Russia's next target. U.N. plans on issuing a statement just as soon as anyone can actually find it on a map
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(20)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dominatrix plans to run for mayor of Toronto, promises to bring discipline to a chaotic town
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(53)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. Disney announced plans to make Incredibles 2
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company plans $50 million theme park in Canada that will offer residents summer 365 days a year rather than the 23 they currently enjoy
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(17)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps reportedly near death. No word of plans to protest his funeral
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(564)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Post Office approves Jimi Hendrix stamp. When you lick the stamp, make sure you don't have any plans for the next 12 hours
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(30)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After doing everything they can to eradicate science fiction from the network, SyFy realizes that the sci-fi audience is who they should be trying to attract
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(170)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Google plans to take a 360-degree view of the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon. It won't quite feel like the real thing without feeling the severe sunburn and listening to drunken idiots on your raft, but it's a start
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(18)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Upcoming League Cup Final between Inverness and Aberdeen likely to be played in an empty stadium
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(9)
 

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