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55 headlines found matching 'plans'
Sun July 26, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Week)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army plans to obliterate Russian and Chinese drones with a huge chain gun. Wait 'til Jesse Ventura gets a hold of this baby
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Sat July 25, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Photographer who says it's his right to take topless photos of models on the Empire State Building goes to court, says he plans to file a birthday suit (not safe for offices which dislike pixilated images)
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huffington Post to give the Trump campaign top billing -- in their Entertainment section
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Fri July 10, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
IKEA announces plans to install free electric car charging stations at its Canadian stores, as soon as they can figure out how to put them together
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(24)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Walker plans to blaze a trail in the Midwest" Well, it is brush fire season
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(54)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Saudi prince plans to give away $32 billion to charity. Too bad it won't go into the Poor Subby fund
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(23)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pope plans to do cocaine on his trip to South America. BEST. POPE. EVER
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(98)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If your summer plans included going to see the statue of Satan on the grounds of the Oklahoma capital building, I am afraid I have some bad news for you
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With the Atlanta Hawks sale complete, the new owners begin plans to replace that rundown 16 year-old dump they play in
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(21)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
"Sprint plans to kill the only thing that people liked about it: unlimited data"
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(23)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
IKEA announces plans to get rid of its rat-maze layout for stores
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(30)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
NASCAR announces plans for more crashes
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(49)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T biatchslapped by FTC with $100 million fine for deliberately slowing down data on customers' "unlimited" plans. Apparently, the "we just wanted them to savor the data a little longer" argument failed to impress
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
HSBC plans to save $4-5 billion per year by spending $4-5 billion on cost-cutting
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(8)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Your FIRST EVER "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread kicks off tonight at 8 ET/7 CT with back-to-back Ring of Honor and Impact Wrestling on Destination America, followed by NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey. Chairshot
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Indiana's marijuana-smoking church granted tax-exempt status, plans to test limits of controversial Religious Freedom law at first "worship" service: "I don't think they're going to come into the church and arrest us"
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(46)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China plans to get +1 food from water tiles and +1 production from resources in South China Sea
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(43)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hold onto your $2 bill: Taco Bell plans to voluntarily put themselves out of business by removing every item of "food" from their menu
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Fanatix)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson reportedly still wants to leave Minnesota and plans to skip the entire offseason workout program with the team in addition to this week's organized team activities
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(46)
 
(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to build $1-billion radar system at Clear AFB, Alaska so we can monitor those sneaky Canadians from their own backdoor
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(57)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Professor plans to burn a confederate flag on Memorial Day in hopes of sparking conversations about the meaning of the flag. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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Thu May 21, 2015
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Memorial Day Weekend.. get your drinks, your grill supplies, your desserts, and then take a moment to remember those that are gone. Have food plans for the holiday? Show us what we have to contend with
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(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo plans government transparency summit meeting...for the Friday afternoon of Memorial Day weekend, with press uninvited
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(9)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SNL's Darrell Hammond resurrects Colonel Sanders for new KFC ad campaign. No word if Burger King plans on hiring Colonel Angus for any steakburger ads
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Tue May 19, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
In today's News You Can Use: "Oculus Rift headset maker says it has no plans to block porn"
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(25)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The First Church Of Cannabis plans to test Indiana's Religious Freedom law
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro says US and Cuba will soon set up ambassadorships, with Cuba to be represented by a loyal Communist apparatchik, while the US plans to name whichever multi-million-dollar Obama donor likes cigars the most
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mayor vows to "go all Tiananman Square" against plans to extend a highway into his village. Get the tanks
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Sat May 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As she gets older, Sofia Vergara plans to reduce her tangible assets
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Thu May 07, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators announces plans to end its "free cancer with floor purchase" program
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound treadmill winner on The Price is Right reveals plans for prize: "I guess I'll just do with it what everyone else does, which is use it as a piece of furniture"
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, we are sure that a soccer club would get heat for planning to use lie detectors on its players. Trust me on this one
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Mon May 04, 2015
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
General Motors builds 500 millionth vehicle, immediately announces plans to recall it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The innovative minds at Comcast say that in the future, there will be a web site which allows people to freely upload home videos for the world to see. And Comcast is betting big that they will come up with the technology first
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Re: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Queen SHrillary unvayles her plans for 1984-style surveyance state. This happening people
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Despite rumors, Derek Jeter has no immediate wedding plans with supermodel girlfriend Hannah Davis, prefers to just use her as a DH
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
UKIP has hit out at plans to reintroduce the lynx to parts of the UK: "We don't have the housing or jobs for these animals. They will simply come to our shores, sponge off the state, use our health services and eat our deer and rabbits"
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Sun April 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin plans to send his mechanized forces to Berlin
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Thu April 23, 2015
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
US to announce plans to reduce agricultural carbon emissions, first step includes not giving so much fiber to farm animals
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(7)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran announces plans to put the entire continent of Australia to sleep
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Fri April 17, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin announces Russia's plans to invade outer space
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cyanogen wants to make an Android free from the clutches of Google. So they're using Microsoft apps
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disneyland plans ride enhancements for upcoming 60th anniversary. The most requested upgrade is earplugs for anyone riding on "It's A Small World"
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch is on the pole again, which has NASCAR devising foolproof plans for last-minute phantom debris cautions again at Texas Motor Speedway's Duck Commander 500 (ugh). Coverage begins at 7 PM EDT on Fox
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Fri April 10, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton to take longer maternity leave, plans to get back to her royal duties just as soon as someone defines what those are
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA scientists reveal 2018 plans to send a spacecraft into the upper atmosphere of the sun, probably at night when it's cooler
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats plan to scuttle the GOP's plans to scuttle Obama's plans to scuttle Iran's plans to build a nuke
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(63)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
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Tue April 07, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
John Travolta says he has no plans to see HBO documentary Going Clear. "Why would I even approach a negative perspective? That would be a crime to me, personally, to do that"
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(219)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Hollywood once again out of ideas, plans 'District 9' remake
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(41)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
GNC plans to rigorously test their pills to make sure they contain the bogus ingredients that are claimed on the label
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(17)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If your cunning plan involves snatching the Girl Scout money box from the kids selling cookies in front of a store, then jumping into a getaway car, you may want to rethink your career plans
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Team Clinton plans on keeping Bill away from the interns this time
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(115)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to all the outrage over Indiana's "religious freedom" bill, Georgia scraps plans to pass their own
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