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169 headlines found matching 'plans'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese love hotel plans to apply for Guinness World Record, but not for the reason you are thinking of
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Man buys computer and is willing to sit in a park to prevent Uber from offering people rides at low cost
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Wed September 21, 2016
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson plans to quit touring and take up permanent residency at the Grand Ole Opry
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Sun September 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plans yuuuuuuuuuuuuge lawsuit against the New York Times
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
That steam developer suing reviewers won't get another bad review on steam
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on sending trillions of humans across space via nuclear powered spaceships. Sounds like fun but how will I get my two-day Amazon Prime packages?
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Wed September 14, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
County says they have no plans for trash-strewn vacant lot, but you better not clean it up and plant a garden there
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Tue September 13, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Samsung plans to nerf Note 7 battery capacity by 40%, in hopes that one won't blow up and take down a jumbo jet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Celebrities working minimum-wage jobs
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan thinks people want him to record more music
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL player angry after being banned from wearing 9/11 themed cleats. Roger Goodell assumes he'll take a shot to the head at some point and forget about the whole thing
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
It's looking like Elon Musk really was right when he called Apple's self-driving car division a graveyard
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Fri September 09, 2016
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Raspberry Pi plans to keep up with the Commodore in the sales department. Subby expects a port of The Last Ninja any day now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My dad just sent me an e-mail and used U instead of You. How disappointed in him should I be?
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave a voice mail detailing your plans to rob Rob, make sure you called the correct number first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Airbnb announces plans to force racists to work just a little bit harder at being racist on their site
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Please note: wearing a mask may give away your bank robbery plans, even if you are an Action Transvestite
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Trump- "There is no God but God"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amtrak just bought 28 new high-speed trains for its Northeast corridor. The problem? The Northeast corridor's tracks are nowhere near able to support them. But that's OK, because Amtrak plans to upgrade everything. We trust Amtrak, right?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China plans massive sea lab 10,000 feet underwater, presumably to battle Galactor with Dr. Nambu and the Science Ninja Team
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump bribes public officials the way the rest of us pay our rent, monthly and on time. This is how Trump U has yet to find Trump in prison. But Hillary's email is the most important thing, let's not forget that
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German car maker Daimler coming out with at least six different electric car models. Extension cord stocks skyrocket
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The guy known as the Jon Stewart of Egypt has some thoughts on Donald Trump
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
♫ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble ... ♫
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romo tells player who injured him "See you in the playoffs." Also asks how much a post-season ticket in Seattle tends to go for
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines claims a power outage cost it about $100M, which is about 10 minutes of baggage fees
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Thu September 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Mortensen plans to throat-punch cancer by returning as an analyst for ESPN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Following Donald Trump's speech in Mexico, several Hispanic Trump surrogates have taken a look at themselves and realized this guy...this isn't my kinda guy
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Wed August 31, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think Beiber was the worst thing to come from Canada? You haven't tried our coffee
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Mon August 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
A new audit conducted by the Romero Group determines thirty-seven Medicare Advantage Plans are guilty of massive overcharges
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - the moment before disaster strikes
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Sat August 27, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Browns wanted a second-round pick for Josh Gordon. I think they might be high
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Don't make any plans for September 13; the State Department will release another batch of Hillary Clinton's non-scandalous, non-seditious emails
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Thu August 25, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nude all-female production of Shakespeare's The Tempest sparks outrage in New York over plans for it to be held in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. To bare or not to bare that is the question (Not safe for work)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you live in Singapore, you can be one of the first to get a ride from a self-driven Taxi. So as to ease in new riders, company plans on adding artificial cab driver stink to help the passengers feel more at home
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Wed August 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a move that is clearly not pandering, Pence gets hair cut at a black barbershop. Trump plans to eat fried chicken and watermelon and tweet "I love the Blacks"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man | Gets a Trump tattoo, just because he can | Looks at the polls, shuts his eyes | Florida man, Florida man
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Convicted NY conman spent his last months before heading to prison in April "catfishing" the leaders of the #NeverTrump movement, posing as a female British lawyer to try to suss out their plans. This year? That barely makes the top 10 for weird news
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephen Strasburg placed on the 15-day Strasburg list with soreness in his Strasburg
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Franklin County, Kentucky updates public on why plans for digitizing its property records are frozen. Two words: Microsoft Silverlight. Three more words: dot-matrix printer. Nine more: "which is expected by the end of the year"
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Realizing no one is falling for the chemtrail ruse any longer, Air Force plans to go full plasma bomb
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In other news, Tech Mogul Drew Curtis has announced today that his Fark.com headquarters is relocating to San Diego
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your criteria for choosing friends when your best man fails to book flights and accommodation for the stag party, pockets the money and pretends to have terminal cancer. Bonus: you don't find out until you're at the airport
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling decides she doesn't have enough money yet so announces there will be a new collection of Harry Potter short stories
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
With eight new stores in Chicago, Krispy Kreme plans to expand operations, waistlines
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber to launch JohnnyCab in Pittsburgh this month
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three men confront 77-year-old woman with plans to mug her. Things don't go as expected
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Wed August 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez' publicist says he will not be playing again this season. Yankee fans: Does batting .200 with 9 home runs even count for him playing this year?
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Tue August 16, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama administration continues on with its plans to destroy small grocery stores everywhere in the name of health. Twirls mustache menacingly
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Mon August 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-Islam group storms Anglican church in Australia. Next, an anti-Jewish group plans to storm a Mormon temple in Florida, followed by an anti-Scientology group storming a mosque in Germany to complete the circle
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters by creating a fake focus group which the Trump supporters think is real
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Spice Girls reunion could be wrecked after Sporty Spice turns into Litigious Spice
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Thu August 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"All is as the Force wills it." The Rogue One trailer is here
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
EV companies are mad that part of VWs punishment is to spend billions in making EVs more affordable and accessible
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
New company, Moon Express plans on having trips to the moon for less than $10 million per trip which makes it "great business". Hopes to offer honeymoons where you can take your "honey to the moon"
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Tue August 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Logan's Roadhouse files for bankruptcy, restructuring plans include hiring James Dalton
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...that awkward moment when even Trump's advisers start admitting that his plans aren't workable
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ex-pitcher and current hothead Curt Schilling plans to run for President in 2024. After 8 years of Clinton or Trump, Schilling would be the icing on the cake
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Clinton and Trump tax plans in depth - Here are the contrasting numbers, expectations, insanity
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan prepares to shoot down any missile North Korea plans on using to attack Japan's part of the ocean
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Good.is)
 
 
 
Human ashes are flying to the Moon, among other things, and boy, won't their arms be tired
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Steelers to "retire" bumblebee uniforms after 2016, until they bring them back for more jersey sales in 2022 to celebrate team's 90th season
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nigerian Olympic soccer team stuck in Atlanta due to unpaid flight bill. The airline has been assured that payment will be transferred as soon as their prince gets his finances sorted
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now getting mocked by the Palin Family
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Tue August 02, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz did not endorse Trump but he forgot to say how he plans on voting for Trump in November. Now please can you donors start returning his calls again? Oh Fark headline ends with question mark ha-ha
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Comcast is being sued by the Washington state attorney general for selling "near-worthless" service plans to customers. The Obvious tag will be here between 1-5 PM today
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hell mouth eats up Australian backyard, causes all kinds of nope
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Snooty, world's oldest manatee in captivity, celebrates 68th birthday with party attended by 100s of kids, plans to wait to 70 to start Social Security
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Exstreamist)
 
 
 
NFL considers joining the cool-kids crowd, going to total digital streaming once national TV contracts worth $39.6 billion expire in 2022
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My pool is ruining my social life. Thanks, Obama
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Star Trek Beyonce
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yahoo suffers the final indignity as the company--once valued at $125 billion--is sold for $4.8 billion to Verizon, who plans to merge it with AOL
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, the official Republican nominee, plans to set up a PAC to systematically destroy the political careers of Republicans John Kasich, Ted Cruz and an unnamed "small person" (Rubio)...You know, I'm okay with this
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Sun July 24, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one before: Politician who was adamantly for TPP is set to come out against it on the campaign trail. Rumor has it that he plans to flip flop again in mid-November
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Fly Old Glory upside-down. Get arrested. Profit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, that didn't last long; Jon Gosselin is already quitting his job at TGI Friday's
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Fri July 22, 2016
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
VZW turns grandfathered unlimited data plans into 100GB a month or we cancel your account plans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds 2 women and 63 cats living inside a house and a van, took care of the issue and now plans on selling the property for twice what it is worth
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred wants to limit the number of relief pitchers, because they're just too good. Also plans to legalize aluminum bats and add 3 extra DH's for those all-glove, no-bat infielders
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Teen sues because Wisconsin school plans on making transgender students wear green wristbands. School says they were going to actually burn a "T" into the students' foreheads, so stop complaining
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Thu July 21, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alex Turner says he hasn't written any new songs in awhile, which is just fine to anyone who isn't deaf
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel 2Q sales fall 3%, company immediately scraps plans for Zika virus Barbie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon customers will soon have goods delivered within a half-hour of ordering them
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
And you thought only low wage McDonald's employees were going to be replaced by robots
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Israeli Whisky Coming to America. Plans to pose as a poor foreign student, work at a local fast food restaurant, and find a commoner who is the girl of its dreams
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Evidently, the GOP's job plans center around prosecuting Hillary Clinton
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like any good business executive, Trump plans to take all of the credit, but have others do all of the work
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Global warming will only cost about 1% of world economy. So just send the U.N. a check for 1% of your income. No, wait, it says economy. So just send the U.N. a check for 1% of your income and your spending
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Fri July 15, 2016
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
The most lucrative and unadvertised mini-game in Pokemon Go is mining all the private data of the players
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sorry alien species, but the European Commission has drawn up plans to exterminate you, please get on the 'invasive species' line and move forward
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Wed July 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Those terms of use you clicked through without reading say your Tesla can try to kill you if you take your hands off the wheel
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mr. GOP, build up those walls
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ravens center changes his wedding plans so one more member of his family can attend. Fark: His pit bull, who also happened to be a member of the wedding party
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I understand you're upset about the shootings, but threatening a 5-year-old on Facebook isn't the brightest move, Officer
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Thu July 07, 2016
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
The Waldorf-Astoria hotel is closing in 2017. Statler inconsolable
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Hillary plans to drink a lot if she's elected. As will we all
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
British politics since Brexit explained for Americans
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this headline is a slam dunk: "LeBron James says he loves Cleveland and he has no plans to leave. This is not a repeat from 2010"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coal CEO announces plans to lay off 80 percent of his workers due to "the ongoing destruction of the United States coal industry by President Barack Obama"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Aisle be back"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's a dress made of pubes, in case you ever wondered what a dress made of pubes looks like: "I wanted to beat Lady Gaga for the title of most disgusting dress so I asked for people's pubic hair on Twitter"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once over-50s pay off their mortgages, they have thousands of dollars a year available to put into various retirement savings plans. The advanta ... nope, they've already blown it all on cars, trips and restaurant meals every night
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
While everyone is wondering where Kevin Durant will land, Dwight Howard plans to soar high with the Hawks in Hotlanta
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Christians need to accept that Donald Trump is God's guy in this election." God unavailable for comment, as always
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
AP deploys AIs to automate minor league baseball news
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
RNC loses Coach Ditka as a guest speaker because he's angry the team hasn't come together and supported Donald Trump
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
St. Reagan's son plans on trolling the GOP convention with Reagan's own words
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning wants to take his two Super Bowls and ride off into the sunset, but the NFL needs to know about his PED use
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Meet Pillo. He's a home health robot that poops out your pills
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember Yoenis Cespedes making headlines during Spring Training for driving a different car to the field each day. Well, meet his polar opposite - NBA star Kawhi Leonard who, despite $90 million contract, drives a rehabbed '97 Chevy Tahoe
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Papillion family develops monarch butterfly refuge, plans on watching their son turn to a life of costumed supervillainy after their untimely demise
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bob Barker accuses CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series "Zoo." The good news is that there really aren't any witnesses since the show airs on CBS
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy plans to test fire their new 150 kilowatt laser very soon, moving us one step closer to making Starblazers a reality
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Buenos Aires zoo is closing after 140 years to give its animals a better life. 'Captivity is degrading'
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL is monitoring the situation in UK, plans on hitting the Scots with a £400K fine and docking them a first round pick
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia plans on developing teleportation within the next 20 years. Mostly so they can somehow try to subatomically transfer their economy out of 1968
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Another 100,000 people are going to see "Hamilton" before you do
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is so generous, he just forgave $50M in loans he had made -- to himself
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James says he loves Cleveland and he has no plans to leave. This is not a repeat from 2010
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative House Republicans are FURIOUS that Speaker Ryan is treating the Democrats who are staging a sit-in with a modicum of human decency "Nobody locked the doors, nobody shut off the lights and nobody did anything to keep food off the floor"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia teenager who killed a man after agreeing to buy his PS4 on Craigslist gets 40 years in prison. By that time, she'll be ready to kill someone else for a PS7
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Not that it's news to those paying attention, but the guy who led the filibuster for more gun restrictions admits that his plans would have done fark all to stop the massacre in Orlando
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bank executive calls for the end of the $100 bill, despite the fact that most people haven't seen one since 2008
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel plans to bring Stanley Cup to Toronto just to show hockey fans there what it looks like
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Fri June 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil doesn't want to mask the problem. He has been smoked a few times in practice, but plans to work hard so he doesn't get blazed when the season starts
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign was a pre-planned con job
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House to build bigger, possibly transparent, wall
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reportedly planning to resurrect the TNN channel with a new format
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spy museum's new location no longer a secret
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(Time)
 
 
 
Thailand admits it has lost the war on drugs, plans to legalize meth so they can just forget about it
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold Winecream: when you need your comfort food to get you drunk, too
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges order Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach to register thousands of voters he had previously disenfranchised, seriously jeopardizing the glorious Conservative experiment that Kansas has become
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Federation credits now legal tender in Canada, no word on when they'll start accepting gold pressed latinum
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(Newser)
 
 
 
America, you might have just lost 49 innocent people in your deadliest shooting ever, but act now and you could win an AR-15
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals plans for a 'cargo route' to Mars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook plans to delete all your backed-up photos if you don't install Moments app
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Police idenitify L.A. Pride weapons suspect as Lord of the Rings star Elijah Wood
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Person of Interest season finale plans on having Jim Caviezel show some emotion, because they heard he could do that
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
This is, quite literally, the Rolls Royce of totally autonomous kill-droids
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Staten Island plans on deer vasectomies to control overpopulation, admits the real problem will be training them how to sit for several days on those doughnut pillows
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Thu June 09, 2016
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
In the UK, Sainsbury's supermarket chain is nation's largest retailer of vinyl records. 'That suggests vinyl is no longer the preserve of the bearded hipster, and has moved back into "dad" territory'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
China plans massive Sea Lab underneath the water. A Sealab, At the bottom of the sea. Pod Six is jerks
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
MS kills the only reason anyone was still considering an XBone. In other news, MS execs heard how Google is now making shareholders their top priority, and have decided to do the opposite
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Wed June 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark launches all-refugee football league, although every team has to be the Visitors
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wait, there is an alcohol pipeline in the Ukraine?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon doubles down, plans to invest upwards of $5 billion in India. Most of which will go to upgrading the tens of thousands of customer support hotline centers, one could hope
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is not known when ISIS targeted the Nabu temple - which was dedicated to the Babylonian god of wisdom. My guess is quite a while ago when they started their idiotic plans to battle the Trade Federation
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Google plans to strap cameras to people to hike and map out BC's wilderness. I wonder if those things can be passed through the average bear's intestinal tract?
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
U.S. set to approve a private moon mission. We aren't saying it's whalers on the moon, but it might be whalers on the moon
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reporter who announced Brock Lesnar's return to the UFC has his credentials revoked and is banned for life for announcing Brock Lesnar's return to the UFC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Money talks, and it's saying moviegoers are tired of Hollywood sequels. Producers immediately cancel plans for Jaws 5
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Former contestant on The Bachelor plans to run for office in Colorado. Well, thanks to legal marijuana, he stands a chance
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro has gunned down a 'Sicario' sequel for everyone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bette Midler named her chickens after the Kardashian clan. Kim died of a yeast infection, Bette plans on turning Kanye into coq au vain
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk interview from Code2016 conference covers AI, delivery difficulties for Tesla, and how he plans to start a Mars colony in 2025
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Moose who got screwed earlier in the season hammers home a powerful lesson about nature by giving birth in the parking lot of a hardware store, throwing a monkey wrench in the plans of shoppers. Subby nailed it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of Bernie supporters won't support Hillary. 33% of Bernie supporters are independent or third party. 85% of Hillary supporters are Democrats. 95% of the comments to the right are trolls, and no matter who's elected, the 1% is 100% winning
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing $30K ring that woman had left in store restroom, though his lawyer plans on citing the Supreme Court case of Finders-Keepers V. Losers-Weepers
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers relief pitcher Francisco Rodriguez contracted the Zika virus in the off season while in Venezuela and he wouldn't blame athletes for skipping the Olympics: "If they have plans to have kids in the future, you've got to think about it"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
All pregnant women in Scotland to get free vitamins, presumably rolled in sausage meat and sugar and then deep-fried
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica announces plans to ruin summer for everyone
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator and Visitor Ted Cruz attempts to befriend his humon co-workers despite his previous plans to devour them
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The DoD will finally transition away from 8-inch floppies, embrace Zip Drives
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Natural Resources Defense Council endorses Hillary Clinton noting Donald Trump's plans to raze the national parks and salt the earth where they stood
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Sun May 29, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you live in the OKC area and don't relish the idea of standing in line at the airport, I have some bad news for you
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Dale Jr. fully supports his brother's plans to market homes with the "Earnhardt Collection" brand. How they're going to design a subdivision with all left turns is a trade secret
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