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44 headlines found matching 'planes'
Fri July 14, 2017
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Initial report shows the Air Canada plane that tried to do a Harrison Ford was the length of a single basketball court away from hitting the planes on the taxiway. Sorry, eh
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Thu July 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mallorca and Ibiza: Please take away alcohol on flights, we can't deal with drunken Brits any more
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So how did a member of One Direction get cast in "Dunkirk?" Christopher Nolan had no idea who he was
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to buy happiness? Use your spare cash on pets, plays and planes - not Prada
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twitter confounded by cartoon of Trump as one of the two planes from September 11
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Global air freight demand soars, nearing multi-year highs. Well yeah. Your stuff is in planes. Those things are really up there
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Paper planes usually take about a minute to make ... unless you decide to construct a perfect 1:60 scale replica of an Air India Boeing 777. Then it takes 9 years
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Flying with Jetstar? It's probably best to leave your chainsaw at home
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing officials are flying high after future deliveries of 41,030 jetliners will top $6 trillion
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines decides that to empty planes faster two doors are better than one
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Robo-snakes may soon join auto-pilots on your gawddamn planes. Otto no longer smiling
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to have their planes shot down, too
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Thu June 15, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reason No.386,185 why little kids should not be allowed on airplanes; they like to yank out your leg hairs one-by-one
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
If for some reason we get into a shooting war with Russia, don't be surprised if your airliner is intercepted by Russian-marked planes. Well, for other than the obvious reason, I guess
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This storm looks like a nuke explosion, except that it's a massive microburst and it just *unloads* on Dallas. Meteorologists called it a rain bomb and I'm sure that even the Cowboys Wide Receivers still couldn't catch it
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Wed May 31, 2017
(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
"Planes," a 73-year-old Farker, goes visiting at Devils Tower, Wyoming with the missus and finds out that rattlesnakes can be 9 feet long. Maybe it was the runt of the litter
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
After collecting dust for 35 years, Elvis' plane has finally been sold. Thank you. Thank you very much
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Sat May 27, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
They ain't gettin' on no planes
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Snakes have started hunting in packs and we've done nothing, next thing you know they'll be taking over first-class seats in airplanes and then what?
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Fri May 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN counter-terrorism official: Obviously, we need to just ban all luggage, carry-on, and clothing for airline passengers
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Some rock stars spend their down time on boozing, drugging, fancy cars, bikes, planes and trips. The Offspring's Dexter Holland used his to complete his PhD in Molecular Biology
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force has picked three light attack planes for trials. Will anything actually come of this? Who farking knows?
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Thu May 04, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you're smuggling so much booze into a 'dry' military base that planes are tipping over, you're either doing something very wrong or very right
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Why is in-flight wi-fi so expensive, and why do only some planes have it?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
United's epic PR disaster couldn't possibly get any worse, could it? The dead giant rabbit says yes, yes it can
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently Russia has its own version of Disneyland. Although in place of Mickey Mouse they've got dead Nazis and instead of the Magic Kingdom they've got a German building on fire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Aeroflot says no fat chicks as stewardesses because they cause the planes to burn more fuel. Sure, that's why
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia claims it can wipe out U.S. Navy with a single electronic bomb. Huh, apparently they've managed to weaponize Skrillex
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
There's a new world's oldest woman, and she's also the last living subject of Queen Victoria
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald and Melania have his and her planes. They already live in separate homes, sleep in separate beds, and keep separate bathrooms. Why not fly in separate planes, as well
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
United, in an effort to improve public relations, has added scorpions to its airplanes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan runs story on "how she lost 44 pounds without any exercise." The answer is to get cancer. She got cancer. Strangely, readers didn't think that was a good weight loss plan
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Staggered seating could make the middle seat more comfortable to fly in. Airlines immediately slap an upgrade premium charge on it
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Syrian warplanes just took off from airport we spent $93 million bombing 15 hours ago
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a brief window of time, the TSA website wrongly informed air travelers that it was OK to bring medical marijuana onto planes
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standing high in a van to take the best selfies of incoming planes at the start of an active airstrip. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello writers block, my old friend. I wish I could write a bunch again. I have the visions of a great story. Locked in my head until I was forty. And in my sadness, the voices never change. Still remain. Amid the- THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How noisy is the transportation where you live? Is it planes, trains or automobiles?
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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