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Wed October 18, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Insurance company sends letter to 9-month-old boy explaining he's too expensive to keep alive"
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(SportsChump)
 
 
 
The three most common complaints about today's professional athlete... and why they're complete bullshiat
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well that explains a whole lot about Alex Jones
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dogs don't have knees. You can't explain that
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Sat October 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a mom with with no arms and no legs? Plaintiff
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Tired of frat boys explaining to you about what makes tequila so great? Here's a botanist explaining to you about what makes tequila so great
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump throws a fit once someone explains "his" policies to him, episode 27: Donald learns that eliminating a trillion-dollar tax deduction might raise people's taxes by as much as a trillion dollars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Unite the Right organizer describes TN rally on October 28 as "a gathering of the clans like the Scots would do." Scottish tourism board rushes to explain huge differences between clan festivals and Klan rallies
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
How does a 3-year-old child get left alone in corn maze after family goes home? Polygamous father explains, when you have so many kids, it's easy to miss one or more
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline "Why the Vegas shooter did it". Article: Fark if anybody really knows at this point because the investigation is ongoing, but here's 20,000 words of me using the tragedy to explain to you what *I* think is wrong with society
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Wed October 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues when defense attorney asks witness to explain LMFAO
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article complains that Puerto Rican town where Trump tossed paper towels to desperate residents still doesn't have water or electricity. How ungrateful. Water? Electricity? Should he have tossed water balloons and taser people? People are never happy
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Favorite Monty Python sketch and why. Or, explain why you hate them
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"One of the 22 medically confirmed Americans injured by unexplained attacks in Havana [says] U.S. response to injured embassy personnel was handled 'poorly' and that their complaints were ignored by senior embassy leadership." There are "medically confirmed Americans"?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's cartoon avatar virtually exploring storm-ravaged Puerto Rico is the whitest thing whitey ever white-splained while white
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Seven year old girl explains passing routes. I hope she's around at the end of the season to help me understand playoff scenarios
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Family explains "misunderstanding" led to Chicago police arresting man driving 20 mph over speed limit near O'Hare International with .45 handgun at his feet, AR-15 in trunk next to pressure cooker
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains why confederate statues needed to be torn down and replaced. "They were the enemy and they killed U.S. soldiers. That's like finding out Nancy Kerrigan named her child Tonya Harding." Stephen Colbert joined him for the take down
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Sun October 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
No one has explained to Trump that Corker will remain senator for another year and a half
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Complaining about that difficult 600-yard par 5 on your local course? Man takes 82 days and 20,093 shots to complete the longest ever golf hole - 1242 miles
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joe Girardi explains how keeping a pitcher in rhythm is more important than winning a crucial playoff game
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Plainclothes NYPD cop doesn't clown around when it comes to NY Comic Con
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Fri October 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Northern California recycled clothing store pays for billboard promoting store and depicting Trump as a Nazi; billboard company removes it less than 24 hours later, claiming it "received complaints"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains that NBC did not reach out to him when reporting on the Rex Tillerson story. Moron this as it develops
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The 35 best scifi movies of the 35 years since Blade Runner. List to the left, complaints and omissions to the right
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Night before the shooting, the Las Vegas shooter called in two noise complaints - about loud country music downstairs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you donated to the NRA after the Vegas terror attack, Huffington Post wants you to explain yourself
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's death is under investigation as it is somewhat mysterious and unexplained
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Self-described millennial explains why Applebee's deserves to die
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock once tried to sue a Las Vegas casino after he slipped and injured himself while walking through the hotel. Well I guess that explains everything
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Not news: Richard Sherman complains. That's pretty much it
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US files WTO complaint about Canadian wine, adding "it has whiffs of maple hoser touk sweat on the nose and a lingering moose twang on the palate - 47 points"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Budweiser's help line overwhelmed by people upset about NFL protests. Oddly, no one is complaining about their beer
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even in defeat, he complains about not getting enough credit for losing by less
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Fri September 29, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might think paying $50 for a plain cotton t-shirt is a little excessive, but what if the vendor decided to include a "free gift" of a couple of grams of weed with the purchase? Welcome to DC where weed is legal to give away, but not to sell
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy complains about new show's cast members being a bit stiff and a little wooden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that would explain the high-pitched voice. According to voter registration records for the State of New York, Ivanka Trump has already attended at least one same-sex wedding: her own
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders explains NFL race protests are not really about race. Yeah, right. And Rosa Parks was really just protesting public transportation
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(Isthmus / The Daily Page)
 
 
 
Keksplaining in a Local Liberal Rag. New cat not included
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to travel to Puerto Rico to survey how much money they owe Wall Street, complain about how there's Mexicans everywhere
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Twitter explains why it won't remove Trump tweet that (___________________)
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery reviews are trickling in, and are overwhelmingly positive. Angry Trekkies vow to still complain
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House's senior nuclear weapons expert is A) a Dr. Strangelove caricature; B) a former oil executive; or C) an ordained Zen Buddhist chaplain? Oh, that's actually somewhat comforting
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Violent times will come." Just another unexplained mystery PSA in Orange County
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(Facebook)
 
Video
 
Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Cassidy: I won't vote for any healthcare bill that doesn't pass the "Jimmy Kimmel test". Kimmel: this new bill breaks your promise. Cassidy: He's a talk-show host, he doesn't understand it. Kimmel: Then explain it. What don't I understand?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
NPR reads the Graham-Cassidy bill and explains it all to a senator who can't comprehend what it means, namely, the bill's co-author, Senator Cassidy (w/helpful pic of Cassidy in contemplation)
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Defendant did steal a thing of value to-wit: Hamburger," an officer wrote in the complaint
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Tue September 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving explains why he left Cleveland about as well as he explains the circumference of the Earth
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
That UN expert who wrote a report explaining how Russia was a "victim" of sanctions? Yeah, guess who paid him $50,000. Looks like they've moved on from expecting a payout at the new "Trump Casino and White House"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Salisbury Plain is home to many exciting archaeological sites, like Stonehenge, barrow mounds, and a vintage MG Roadster
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict complains he's singled out because of the way he looks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Juggalos complain about being labeled a gang. They're more of a social organization like the Moose Lodge only with clown make-up and horrible music
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TrumpWorld wannabee Carter Page sues Yahoo over an unflattering 2016 article. Fark: He's representing himself, filed a 400+ pg complaint, and likes to call himself "Dr. Page"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
A second ethics complaint has just hit Sarah Hucklebee Sanders
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soon to be former Air Force Chaplain claims if you're not Christian you must be a devil worshipper
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Nagoya officially named most boring city in Japan. Miffed mayor's complaints to Prime Minister fall upon dozing ears, and comedians employ the Nagoya dialect as "the default accent of humiliation"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
51% of Americans now approve of Donald Trump's handling of the economy. The other 49% are still asking for someone to explain exactly what it is he has done
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple to block tracking cookies in next version of Safari. Advertising groups complain that this will make online ads "more generic and less timely and useful." Let us all bow our heads and lament the passing of timely and useful advertising
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Wed September 13, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray. You were in there. The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a second-generation American. I met someone and we started dating. Eventually, we realized we're distantly related -- third cousins -- and it's common in our culture, but Americans view us with disgust. How do we explain it?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The only person trying to make the Miss America pageant political is a writer for Fox News complaining about how the Miss America pageant just went political
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
WeWork files complaint against UrWork for trademark infringement, submitter puts his plans to found 'FarkWork' on hold
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here's why you should complain more about paying taxes
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The actor who gave us the best onscreen performance of Batman explains why he never made another film
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Plain popcorn kernels cannot contain gluten. Yet, there are some brands of popcorn that have the non-GMO seal and are labeled gluten free
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Fri September 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions explains (in drag)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Chemists explain the origin of the green fluorescence. As only chemists can
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Michigan State University)
 
 
 
"Shocking discovery explains powerful novae." You won't believe what happens next
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this one, but Trump's FCC is blatantly dragging its feet and completely ignoring consumer complaints in its effort to gut net neutrality. It's almost like they have some sort of agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congress: let's reform Flood Insurance by limiting building in a floodplain. National Assoc of Home Builders: how about no? Charging more for high risk homes? Realtor Assoc: no dice Denying coverage for repeated claims? Mortgage bankers: Sorry, no
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: conservative complains about public schools. Still not really news: because they have a liberal bias. Oh just go fark yourself: because they do not starve children
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Patriot Fire" blogger and a few fans decide to "tour" San Diego's historic Chicano Park and its murals and have a "Patriot Picnic"; complain the city "should not fund subversive revolutionary anti-American art on public land"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Federal prisoners in Texas complaining that they might not get hot meals and that water is being rationed since Hurricane Harvey hit. Well, geez, I'll tell all the homeless and hungry people about it as they're wading through waist-deep water
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Okay, which one of us wants to go explain to Salon that Francis Scott Key died 15 years before the Civil War began?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Among the things that got cut in the season finale of Game of Thrones was a scene that would have explained a lot
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Researcher bonds with over 200 ugly-ass hummingbirds who complain if their food is late or they want attention
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon hit with lawsuit over cheapo defective eclipse glasses. Who did NOT see this coming? Besides the plaintiffs, obviously
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a medical condition that prevents me from driving, so my husband drives me everywhere and never complains. The problem is, he drives like a maniac, speeding and taking risks. He won't listen to my concerns. What do I do?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The 500 year flood explained, and why we should be terrified that Harvey is the third one for Houston in three years
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple complains 4K content is overpriced. Apple complaining about overpriced items, that's a new one
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Attempting to explain the disastrous 2017 movie season
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Each Game of Thrones character's strategy for season seven explained using political science
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't do meth. Meth causes you to make bad decisions, like calling the cops to complain about the quality of meth you just bought
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finland's president forced to explain to Trump that two reporters, who look almost nothing alike, were actually separate people, despite the fact that they were both women, Finnish, and, shockingly, blonde
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are lining up for $1,200 tickets to see Hillary Clinton explain why she's not the president. It says so right here in the paper
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs' spiky armour may have been a status symbol, which explains the Lickalotapuss
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You're still going to complain that I carry a gun to the library
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas GOPer explains why he voted against Sandy aid: I knew better than the people in New York and New Jersey what the real needs for the region were
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Growing up' book for boys explains both reasons girls develop breasts. Wait, BOTH? (Mildly not safe for work illustrations)
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump biatches about everything and spends more time complaining than presidenting
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: So, Sarah, can you explain why the President thinks "very fine people" would join a Nazi rally? Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Sorry, we are really short on time,"
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(PetMD)
 
 
 
Science explains why cats knock things over: "We're not sure, but it's probably just because they're assholes." Thank you, science
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Everything, even a rock has consciousness, which finally explains the alt-right and Trump
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Those who could not be bothered to travel to the eclipse on Monday, let xkcd explain why you farked yourselves over
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Tue August 22, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fine. I get it. Hacking electronic road signs to curse Trump can be fun. But at least try to be more creative and post something that will not cause people to complain right away
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
After over a month of complaints, Miyagi Prefecture finally plans to take down sexy tourism video starring gravure model, all the while complaining there's nothing wrong with being sexy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Flat earthers struggle to explain the eclipse
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Two conservative tourists make up completely implausible scenario to explain why they went to Howard University "for lunch" wearing MAGA gear
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Not news: Flat Earthers flatsplain. Fark: the upcoming solar eclipse. Double Fark: with serpents and holographic moon projectors
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
This one photo explains all the chaos in Trumplandia
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An article ostensibly intended to explain why you should not look at a solar eclipse with the naked eye, instead demonstrates why you should not look at the unobstructed sun through a magnifying lens
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What pop culture you love is most difficult to explain?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Poll by Rasmussen shows confidence in Trump at 53%. Wait, correction, make that by Pew Research. Libsplain this one away
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Mon August 14, 2017
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Lewis (R-Elusive) complains about health care protestors who showed up at his home, calling them "dangerous," "immature" because elderly people with walkers, canes are scary
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
County administrator hearing EMS worker complaints tells them they can kill themselves if they're unhappy. Fark: The group had just lost a deputy to suicide
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Sun August 13, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pizzeria puts "P&G" on pizza box to denote plain and garlic twist. Cop insists it says "PIG" and was meant for her, even though it wasn't even her order. Hilarity does not ensue
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The 3,500 year history of sonic warfare. Well, that explains Nickelback; it was another weapon in the war
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Thu August 10, 2017
(ACLU)
 
 
 
The ACLU explains how its mission to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States lead them to defend Milo Yiannopoulos, one of our Constitution's biggest enemies
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Wed August 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Umpire Joe West suspended three games for complaining about Adrian Beltre, will biatch about this suspension
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Tue August 08, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A message on Sinead O'Connor's Facebook page late Monday assured fans that the singer was okay, explaining that "she is surrounded by love and receiving the best of care"
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
ST:D to explain the biological purpose of Klingon head ridges
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Study shows your first name may change your physical and perceived appearance. This explains why Chads are such Chads
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More head shaking than that Steam review where someone complained the dark elves weren't dark enough, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Galaxy of Pen & Paper? Crusader Kings II? Retro gaming on a Pi? Tell us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottie Pippen's divorce is back on. Well, that explains the long face
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twenty-one facts that explain why Trump-loving shill and human Q-Tip Stephen Miller does what he does
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Wed August 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Residents complain because guests at hotel next door keep having sex in view of their homes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
WV ACLU files hilarious amicus brief in coal magnate Bob Murray's defamation lawsuit against John Oliver: "It is apt that one of Plaintiffs' objections to the show is about a human-sized squirrel named Mr. Nutterbutter, because this case is nuts"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Congratulations, if you guessed "kill off the old wife" as the way producers of "Kevin Can Wait" will explain the return of Leah Remini as a new cast regular in season two, pick up your "King of Queens 2" trophy
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump's personal lawyer has some explaining to do
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends complains "healthy people are paying for sick people" now that the umpteenth Obamacare repeal failed, showing they've no clue how insurance works
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop responds to noise complaint about kids playing football in the street by joining the game. "Do you want me to do a police report, because you just got robbed"
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Sun July 23, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Real politicians explain how government would pay for all those cities Thor, Spider-Man, and the X-Men destroy
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
This explains sooooooo much about the grown-ups of today
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Fri July 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Complaining about the lack of women and lead minority actors in "Dunkirk" is like complaining about the lack of Sinatra music in "Straight Outta Compton" or the lack of jet aircraft in "Braveheart", and yet USA Today does it anyway
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Parents of Aurora Theater shooting victim sue ammo merchant. They were warned they would lose and end up paying the plaintiff's legal bills, but they sued anyway. Now they're bankrupt. Sad tag still applies because no one really wins
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Only the Best People" file: Sen Sheldon Whitehouse has submitted a formal complaint to the Oklahoma Bar Association seeking the disbarment of former OK Attorney General and current EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt for lying to Congress
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump complains about getting fact-checked, lies moments later. FACT
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Here are seven catalogue showroom stores you will never shop at again as you explain to your kid what a catalogue showroom store once was
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Whole Foods doesn't stock Lucky Charms and no one complains. So that means Net Neutrality is bad
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Complaints about the ongoing Stockholm waste collectors' strike drop as residents begin to identify with the festering piles of garbage that have taken over their neighborhoods
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Memphis woman complains her doctor keeps calling her Aunt Jemima. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can someone please explain to subby what the hell is going on here? Preferably with simple words and maybe a graph or two? Seriously...who the hell is Miles Morales?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
While complaining that "the goalposts have been moved" on the Russian hacking story, Kellyanne Conway moves the goalposts all the way to No "hard evidence of systemic, sustained, furtive collusion that ... dictated the electoral outcome,"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
I suppose this explains why I never got the Beelzebubble-Bath I ordered back in 1983
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to explain to China that this is not how UN Sanctions work
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God only listens to the righteous. so that explains why God abandoned Trump, in case anyone was still confused about that fact
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson hears about the Whole Foods 'tuna in chicken salad' recall and tries to explain her famous 2003 Chicken of the Sea mistake
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Either Chuck Grassley was drunk or he had a stroke because that's the only way to explain this Tweet. This is his covfefe moment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Complaints arise from the British Army targeting poorer working class young people for recruitment. Good thing this demographic has never been exploited by armies previously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman, 49, admits being New York's loudest lover, receiving the largest number of noise complaints in the city
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Fri July 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Explaining Japan's obsession with idols. "Homegrown Japanese music never entered anything like a grunge phase.... Rather than channeling painful emotions into genres like punk rock, idol culture instead offers escapism into an upbeat kawaii fantasy"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to others why you're killing your own kids in Crusader Kings II, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing lately? Cleaning up old titles that you never beat? Playing new games you picked up? Tell us inside
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Toomey explains why Republican Obamacare replacement is so terrible: "I didn't expect Donald Trump to win, I think most of my colleagues didn't, so we didn't expect to be in this situation"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another formal ethics complaint filed against Kushner. This time for failure to list his ownership of an online real estate company called Cadre on his financial disclosure forms. Hmm "Cadre" what dystopian movie future is THAT from?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trey Parker explains why South Park will ignore Donald Trump this season and focus on Cartman screwing with Butters
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Wed July 05, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police respond to a complaint, find a giant Slip 'N' Slide in the road and decide to join in the fun
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Colorado Springs Independent)
 
 
 
Colorado's favorite libertarian curmudgeon complains to police chief about late night Amber Alert for disabled kid. Police chief doesn't give a fark and responds with blistering candor
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump fed up with North Korea. Sets sites on Seoul over trade? Has anyone explained any of this to this moron?
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
First California complains about not having any water, then they complain they're getting so much that Lake Tahoe is overflowing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May explains she's going to "storm out" of Brexit negotiations in a show of fake anger for "domestic consumption." Does political theatre still work when you give everyone the script weeks in advance?
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday night MLB recap - Joey Gallo hits the longest opposite-field home run of 2017, O's bullpen blows the game after 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and Dodgers complain of Padres stealing signs leading to both managers ejected
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo explains the Republican playbook
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dan Rather goes on CNN and explains that Donald Trump is nothing more than a malfunctioning robot whose programmers have been missing for years
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Fri June 30, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in two Louisiana water systems. Well, that explains a lot
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers explain the BIG TWIST in the 19th season premiere of Big Brother; but, really, can you call doing the same thing but adding one component to it a "twist?" [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There's a brain-destroying parasite epidemic in Florida, which would explain a lot
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sir do yo know how fast you were going? No, scratch that. Sir, would you care to explain HOW you were going that fast?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You complain about receiving cold chicken. You have a discussion with the restaurant and the owner decides to refund you the money. That should be the end of it right?
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Author Cecelia Tan explains how coming out as bi-sexual was easy, it was coming out as Slytherin that took years
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to your SO why you have hundreds of unplayed games on Steam or GOG, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Friday the 13th? Everspace? Crusader Kings II? Kindergarten? Tell us inside
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) is complaining about not having seen the Senate's AHCA bill. Fark: Senator Mike Lee is on the working group allegedly writing the damned thing?
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All you guys who complain about websites being "broken" because you disabled Javascript, now's your time to shine
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explains why you should be playing video games right now
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