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Mon September 26, 2016
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(GeekNation)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher explains why Han and Leia's marriage didn't work
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Sat September 24, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Disney pulls its new 'Moana' Halloween costume because one mom complained. "You're literally letting children pretend to be Polynesian"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fascinating Bob Dylan interview explains why being creative gets harder when you're old
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma, where the fat kids come rolling down the plain
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Duncan Jones explains why everyone was wrong about the Warcraft movie. Also he's still David Bowie's son
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy accused of drunk driving explains that he's had previous medical issues like "sleep walking, sleep driving, and peeing all over the floor at night"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
European politics expert struggles to explain how Brexit could possibly make sense or benefit Britain in any way. American politics experts look at Trump platform, silently nod in sympathy
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf explains how he has become a musical method actor
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's "diversity adviser" explains why Trump has not said anything about the recent police shootings of unarmed black men: See he's "waiting for all the facts to come in" on those cases, you know like he is SO famous for doing in every other case
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Team USA explains its flop at the World Cup of Hockey. Yeah, you guys suck at hockey, we heard
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Bradgelina split is all about the little ones, who will spend a fortune explaining this whole thing to willing therapists for years to come
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miracle on the Hudson survivor wants everyone to know that it wasn't an 'emergency landing' as it's being hailed, but a crash, plain and simple
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
How easy are foreign policy and humanitarian crises? The Trump campaign can explain it all with just a bag of skittles
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Alt-right leaders hosted a press conference to explain their movement. There was racism"
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump already complaining about debate moderators' unfair treatment of him
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct "world's cutest dinosaur," if a parrot with spikes coming out of its cheeks can be considered cute. With a bonus "wats going on in this thread?" GIF
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Contestant complains that Shark Tank lives up to its name. "They lied about nearly everything"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook, having been forced to change their trending topics due to complaints from Conservatives, now being forced to fight fake news trending because they fired everyone
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science asks: Do snails have decision-making skills? And how can we fark with them?
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Wed September 14, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Did Tom Brady call into a local radio show, pretend to be a regular guy named "Matt" to complain about New England sports fans?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary kept blood clot SECRET from her staff - and had nurse travel with her in plain clothes to administer drugs, after telling Bill no to having them dressed in the "Sexy Nurse™" costume
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Drake bought his neighbour's $3 million home so he'd no longer have to deal with noise complaints
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All of the advertising posters at a tube station in London have been replaced with photos of cats. And not pictures of cats selling something or cats promoting something - just plain old, wonderful cats
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Mon September 12, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ex-Pittsburgh cop with 56 previous violence complaints finally completes his Heinz Violence Varieties assignment
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Sun September 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Elon Musk-splains that self-driving cars are hard to get right
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Sat September 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Nye explains: What would happen if all the ice melted on Earth? Four words: it's not good news
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manages to explain away Trump's inexplicable interview with Russian propaganda news source "Russian Times" by blaming Larry King
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert explains Trump's recent rise in the polls: "Angry white men have started to reproduce asexually"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions can't explain Trump's ISIS reversal to CNN reporter
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich suffers coughing fit while complaining about Hillary's coughing fit. Karma God smiles down from Karma heaven
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Why would someone do something like this? Oh, the T-shirt explains it
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russia complains that Jill Stein is crazy. That's the joke
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Misfits' Jerry Only explains why he reunited with Glenn Danzig: Well, I ran out of money about 3 years ago and my old lady paid the bills for awhile but she got sick of that and she left so I figured, what the hell?
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Mon September 05, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Businessmen complaining that no one wants to answer their 'Help Wanted' ads. That's the joke
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Sat September 03, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Michael Dorn explains how he made sure Worf wasn't a wuss even though he still got beaten up by aliens every week
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Fri September 02, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Park guys explain why they won't satirize Trump in upcoming season. "We were like, fark him, we don't want to give him the satisfaction"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Former Mexico president says Donald Trump's trip to Mexico was simply a "photo opportunity." Apparently no one explained to him that Trump's entire life is one big photo opportunity
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
South Africans complain government-issued condoms are "too noisy"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
African elephant population declines 30% in seven years, mostly thanks to idiots in China who think the powdered tusk cures everything from impotence to diarrhea. Which is plainly ridiculous as it's essential oils that'll cure all that
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember the 'alien megastructures' idea to explain a weirdly dimming star? Looks like it's an edge-on, circumstellar disk instead
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Leaked NASCAR complaint analysis report confirms that the average NASCAR fan who bothers to call or email usually does so drunk, types in ALL CAPS, and still owns a flip-phone they keep securely velcro'd to their Confederate flag-festooned Hoveround
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway explains that Trump is focusing on the border wall because Trump's supporters are morons, basically, and "build a wall" is pretty much all the complexity and nuance they can handle
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sisqo explains the enigma of what it means for a woman to "dump like a truck," denies he is of Bajor
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Sun August 28, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Florida got be the way it is? Florida man explains it all
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
You can't fix stupid, but Rachel Maddow certainly tried in a valiant attempt to explain this thing called "the Constitution" to Trump's new campaign manager
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just to end the fights about this on the Sports tab, here's an explainer of VJD, the non-ICC alternative to the D/L rain rule in TNPL. And for the last farking time, the Duckworth-Lewis method is NOT being used, it's Duckworth-Lewis-Stern. Duh
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Magician's infamous rope trick is knot easy to explain
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Fri August 26, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Psychologists say teachers are giving elementary school students three times the recommended levels of homework every night. Students immediately complain that it's nearly double what they should have
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawmakers to UVA: Can you explain why you're sitting on more than $2.2 billion in cash but still keep raising tuition? UVA: Um...infastructure...er, inflation...uh, diversity...uh...*smokebomb*
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Thu August 25, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Your mad libs headline for the day: "Man in underwear beaten at Starbucks over stolen remote complaint"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A waiter opens fire on customers after they complain about a incorrect order at a steak house where the staff are supposed to carry fake guns. Why yes this did happen in Texas
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
UNC professor to NC GOP: It really shouldn't take a professor to explain why there are so few Republican professors, but here it goes
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Heavy)
 
 
 
In her sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox News, former anchor Andrea Tantaros describes the network as a "sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in...indecency." Unclear if she is complaining or doing recruiting work for them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate for the middle class now running for the White House complains that commercial flights are too "burdensome"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
"You lost my luggage and kept us on the runway for five hours before taking off!" "That will be a £25 complaint fee, please"
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand complains to Apple that Siri is mispronouncing her name, so now everyone is aware of it. If only there were some sort of name for this effect
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lots of people complain about movie reboots, but which movie do you think actually DOES deserve a reboot with a modern budget and a good director? What would you pay to see re-done better than the original?
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots: "Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
18 year-old pregnant woman dies after car crash, but baby survived. Initially, woman complained only of leg injury from crash. She was a passenger in the car driven by a man, not her husband. He survived the accident. Move on, nothing to see here
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
When you're the leader of a hate group that routinely blames natural disasters on gay people, it can be a little awkward trying to explain why your house just got wiped out in a natural disaster
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump orders gold-plated ear cuff from luxury jewelry designer. Designer ships ear cuff to Ivanka along with note explaining profits were donated to American Immigration Council, Everytown for Gun Safety, and the Hillary Clinton campaign
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New scientific study finally explains the weirdness of déjà vu. Not a repeat
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Last female OB/GYN in bombed-out, rebel-held Aleppo explains why she keeps working. Besieged, threatened each day by government forces, she says: "I love my job"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Short on cash or just plain cheap? Here are 74 things you can get for free
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Great Depression gave us such recipes as "canned corned beef, plain gelatin, canned peas, vinegar and lemon juice"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Hire illegal immigrants and pay them less than they deserve, then report them to INS when they complain. Sounds like a good business model
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Players complain that the new table tennis balls used during the Rio Olympics have been less than a smash
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Fri August 12, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The problem with finding embarrassing or alarming videos is explaining how you found them in the first place
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Thu August 11, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
A mystery object has appeared on the edge of our solar system and it can't be explained
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP 2016 Comedy Tour continues as stand up extraordinaire Mike Huckabee explains he'd rather have Zika than a Clinton presidency. Ba-dum tish, thank you, I'll be here all night
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Laboratory News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists explain why we haven't found the life in space that they promised us we'd find. Would a simple "We were wrong, we're so sorry" be too much to ask from the astronomical community?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 5 in Her Name is Rio and the bikes hit the road for the Time Trial, Neymar and Brazil try to score a goal and they start handing out medals in rowing. All that and more complaining about NBC in this live, spoiler filled thread (7:30am ET start)
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's a quick explainer on magnetic monopoles: why they're missing, why it matters that they're missing and why nobody seems able to find one despite looking behind the couch cushions and everything, one supposes
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
My next door neighbor keeps knocking on my door while my partner and I are having sex to complain that we're too loud and are corrupting her 4-year-old son. Wat do?
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
College removes paintings of Native Americans after diversity group complains. Now diversity group complains that there are fewer paintings of Native Americans
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters Scottie Nell Hughes, Amy Kremer, John Phillips, and Kristin Tate all appeared on CNN to explain and justify Donald Trump's comments about rigged elections. And, like all good attempts at explaining Trump, it imploded spectacularly
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Why do some people seem to like bacon? National bacon critic Scott Gold explains
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Channing Tatum to play a merman in a gender-flipped remake of Splash. Click on the right for angry nerds complaining about the ruination of their childhoods
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that time a grieving mom lashed out at George W. Bush, and his response was to question why her husband didn't talk, complain about her on the internet, and then have his friends say her dead son was probably a traitor? Good times
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Sat July 30, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One hundred days from now, either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump will be elected president. In such a volatile political year, the outcome is anyone's guess. Come explain why your choice is the obvious choice
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Science explains why small talk is so awkward - and so essential. So, how about this weather?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly to Michelle Obama: How dare you complain about slaves building the White House - they were well fed
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber's latest in edgy, new economy 2.0 tactics? Hire unlicensed private investigator to fraudulently dig up dirt on, harass, and intimidate lawsuit plaintiff and lawyer
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton complains about "Hillary Standard," asks "why can't I get a free pass on honesty like everyone else?"
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Police on the hunt for naked bicyclist who always comes out at night. Neighbors complain about having a full moon more than once a month
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(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
The Hillary Clinton hack scandal explained
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Sun July 24, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Too many people with clothes on are hanging out at our beach, complains Canada's nude beach enthusiasts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says those 'women who are complaining' should be grateful for everything Roger Ailes has done for them
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Teen sues because Wisconsin school plans on making transgender students wear green wristbands. School says they were going to actually burn a "T" into the students' foreheads, so stop complaining
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Here's the big problem with complaining about the rules as an NFL player: We agreed to it"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Any other Political season, this headline would need a lot of explaining; but this year? Eh.It's likely only the third-weirdest one you'll read on the politics tab today: "Hillary Clinton is not a 'Spicy Boi,' and she's not dead either"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The frigid plains of northern Siberia are becoming a hotspot for mysterious geological phenomena, and now the frozen tundra on Siberia's remote Belyy Island is home to the region's newest aberration: eerie, rippling, underground bubbles" (pics)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The intelligence spectrum explained, from Trump to Mozart
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump perfectly explains his entire campaign strategy in a single tweet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why does Florida have a Fark tag? A new book, reviewed here by the NYT, tries to explain
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Best Korea explains its ongoing war with the ocean
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Mon July 18, 2016
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Murderer's Row of top American historians (McCullough, Burns, Caro, Leuchtenburg, Chernow, Wilentz, et al) start Facebook page to take down Donald Trump, explain why he is so historically dangerous to the Presidency
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Sun July 17, 2016
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Step 1: Park in library parking only. Step 2: Leave library to shop elsewhere. Step 3: Call news station to complain after car gets booted. Step 4: Learn to read
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB would like managers to quit complaining about balls and strikes. Holding up the game while team video coordinator reviews any remotely close play still okay
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Despite numerous resident complaints, Vancouver says they cannot remove graffiti-strewn derelict Geo Metro from the street because it's properly insured, thus towing it would be illegal and also impolite
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can you stay awake long enough to take in this breakthrough study that explains why we sleep?
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Fri July 15, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Evolution can't explain a Wolverine becoming a Horned Frog
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
The history of Donald Trump's meteoric rise to the top of the GOP shiatpile can be explained in Conservative "literature"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
'Batman Rebirth' pays tribute to a classic comic book; 'Batman Afterbirth' explains Marvel's title 'Moon Knight'
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge tells Hillary Clinton she has until TUESDAY to explain why she shouldn't have to testify in federal case about Huma Abedin's double-dipping job arrangement
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
'Busty' mermaid sand sculpture draws complaints, as locals apparently get sand in their places
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Sun July 10, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Iowa woman charged with assault after beating her husband with a snow globe. Wait, Council Bluffs? That explains it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go players are complaining about sore legs
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant explains raising the price of his shoes to $150 by saying 'I'm not an $88 dollar player." Soooooo, should Derrick Rose's shoes be 99 cents?
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Not that anyone is going to care anymore after last night, but two of the officers involved in the Alton Sterling shooting had been investigated 4 times in the last seven years over complaints of excessive force and police brutality
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Humpty Doo man calls police to complain about his father burning all his cannabis, leading to the important question: What is Humpty Doo?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
White parents who complain about race-based curricula ignore the fact minority children have an inherent awareness of racism, and these right-wing delusions about "anti-white propaganda" are not only wrong, they are completely ignorant
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly reveals pics of Obama wearing traditional Muslim garb. You can't explain that
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Supermarket: Dear customer, could you 'elaborate' on your complaint about our carrots? Customer: Why, yes
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Astrophysicists finally explain one of nature's great mysteries - How do squids and octopus change colors if they only see in black and white?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
British politics since Brexit explained for Americans
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Mon July 04, 2016
(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
Tour de France riders complain the Tour de France is too fast
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet another 29-year-old bisexual supermodel millionaire Hollywood actress goes to the press complaining that neither men NOR women hit on her in public enough: "I think I must be scary. Maybe it's because I'm nearly six foot tall with a RBF"
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Liberal, pretending to be a conservative, explains why she is voting for Hillary - unconvincingly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you like your bagels: Plain, with cream cheese, or peanut butter
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An ice chunk that fell from the sky and smashed a car probably did not come from an airplane, and science can't explain it
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Japan's top court rules that its okay to have blanket surveillance on all of the country's muslims. This may or may not explain their lack of terror attacks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In the wake of Trump's call for torture, whackjobs have concluded torture would have prevented the Orlando attack without bothering to explain how
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Wed June 29, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders explains the difference between "endorsing" and "voting for" Hillary Clinton
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi is complaining about how crews handled the weather-related issues and the 2:44 am finish. Would he like some cheese with his whine?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Kaner: when "suspect grabbed complainant around the throat and tried pushing her into his car"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Conroy explains how Batman: The Killing Joke animated film expands on the comic book story
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince William takes a break from his insanely hot wife to complain that she doesn't cook that well, though
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
After complaints, Missouri sheriff removes head from ass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson explains why he wants to ruin the 2016 election
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Tue June 21, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott gets the smaller federal government intrusion he craves, then complains about it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Donald has hired a bunch of right wing biblical extremists to gaysplain to LGBT folks why they're all going to hell. I mean, going to vote for Trump. its one of those two things, i'm not sure which
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the fark happened at the Democratic National Convention in 1968 and why your grandparents won't stop talking about it? Please, allow us to explain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There is an innate British desire to tell Europe to go f*ck itself; I feel it too." John Oliver eloquently explains the Brexit vote and what it could mean to the world with a catchy tune
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What NOT to do when in a Chinese hospital: Complain about abdominal pain only find out you have two extra kidneys. Probably have already been sold to the highest bidder
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey confused by ex-husband Nick Cannon's complaints, says he's always had access to the twins and can see them anytime he wants
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Math explains that Chicago pizza really isn't pizza at all
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Beck's "Odelay" turns 20, and Dust Brother John King admits some of its sounds were "just plain wrong"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Not three people in the United States Senate can explain the differences between the various lists the government maintains to track suspected terrorists"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter accused of censorship for banning a gay conservative after ISIS complained. In other news, Twitter banned a gay conservative after ISIS complained
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Wed June 15, 2016
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Not news: mommy blogger complains about restaurants not allowing her to bring special food for her picky young son. Fark: son's name is Titan
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Science explains why sad songs say so much; no word yet on why they call it the blues
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that Goldman Sachs took advantage of an "unsophisticated investor" to make "eye-watering profits" at the expense of the client who lost more than $1 billion. Difficulty: The plaintiff is the nation of Libya
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The guy who loaded up on $160 LinkedIn calls just before the closing bell on Friday is either the luckiest options trader on the face of the earth, or he's got some explaining to do after he updates his profile
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Top ABC executive has Jerry Maguire moment on TV conference panel, candidly explains why broadcast shows suck compared to HBO, Netflix
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sommelier explains how wine is judged at a competition. Step #1: Where's my envelope full of cash? Step #2: Here's your gold medal
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A single chart that explains how politics let down the American people since 1998
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
I could biatch all day about how the Electoral College keeps the two-party system in power, but I would rather hear Richard Dawkins explain it more eloquently
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Tue June 07, 2016
(EFF)
 
 
 
Newspapers not going bankrupt without looking like idiots first: Newspaper Association of America files FTC complaint asking agency to ban ad blockers, proxies and anything that allows readers "to evade metered subscription systems and paywalls"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"OK, Adams, I need 750 words where you find something to complain about in Game of Thrones." "On it, boss"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump surrogate complains about "ambush interview." On show for which he agreed to be interviewed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
God's Not Dead producers facing $100 million lawsuit for copyright infringement. The plaintiffs don't know just how rich God is, apparently
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So remember, when Hillary explains the terribleness of income inequality to you poor people, she's telling you about it in an Armani suit that costs more than your first year's rent w/ utilities
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Sharks up the intensity in the first period? Will the Penguins complain about the ice again? Will Pierre spontaneously combust? All this and more. Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final, 8:00pm EDT, NBC
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
A man who sold a printer for $40 online now faces a $30,000 lawsuit. Fark: The plaintiff is known as a serial "professional plaintiff"
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Sun June 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can LeBron and the Cavaliers win to even the series? Or will Stephen Curry and his Warriors take a two-game lead in the series? What will the Cavaliers complain about this time? Here is your NBA Finals Game 2 thread, tip-off at 8:00 PM ET
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Fri June 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
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The Liberal Redneck explains Trump in plain yokel
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts rolling out app that will "fix customers' biggest complaints." How the app will make decent donuts remains to be seen
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You complain that clicking the red X installs Windows 10 and you couldn't see the little option that said not to upgrade? Fine, we're deleting the X. And since our telemetry says nobody found it, we're also deleting the option that lets you say no
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
The universe is expanding five to nine percent faster than anyone can explain
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Thu June 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Rude' bear statue removed near China securities HQ after Chinese complained the bear was giving them all the finger
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's a way-too-technical physics explainer of how Captain America does that crazy shiat with his shield
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the trains in Spain stay on the tracks so don't text while crossing them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Soccer on gender pay inequality: You'll take the pay we give you and like it. You're lucky we pay you at all, so stop complaining
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Mon May 30, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing about the Apple Store? The complaining, stupid, and rude customers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You will never complain about paying $1 for soda again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mommy blogger" complains about how making $1,500 per blog post made her depressed
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