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73 headlines found matching 'pita'
Sat October 21, 2017
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate sold heroin in a hospital maternity ward where he was visiting his newborn daughter
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber used to stand for something / Now it's on its hands and knees / Lyft just raised a billion dollars / The investor signed with a CapitalG
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Tue October 17, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK has turned a £469 billion capital surplus to a £22 billion deficit
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a complete surprise, Artie Lange had to be rushed to the hospital again
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The latest drone strike wasn't in Yemen, Iraq or even Afghanistan. Although to be fair, Quebec is almost as inhospitable to foreigners
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested hospital nurse for refusing to draw blood discharged
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Hospital management using the Vanilla Ice defense by saying locking the door and refusing to let striking workers return to work in favor of keeping scabs isn't the same thing as a "lockout"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
As a businessman who has spent his entire career in the hospitality industry, Donald Trump should understand that "good enough" is never "good enough." It is never acceptable to respond to criticism by proclaiming perfection
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
So many Vegas restaurants were donating food for emergency workers, victims and blood donors today, that one hospital had to start turning them away
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Mon October 02, 2017
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this last unicorn (aka KCBlueGal's husband Joey from his hospital stay last night)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax is gonna look int'a itself on allegations that executives knew about the hack when they traded large amounts of shares. You see, we will totally get to the bottom of this. In your face, anti-capitalistic naysayers
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson rushed to hospital after being crushed onstage by a giant prop. No word if he needed a tourniquet
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Fri September 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is there a senator currently in the hospital?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
To capitalize on NFL chaos, MLB officials are praying for Red Sox-Yankees ALCS matchup, which "would command the attention of the sports world, with all kinds of stories about the best rivalry in sports coming to the forefront once again"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This hospital allows kids to drive themselves to the operating room
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida Man calls 911 to request an ambulance ride to the hospital... while at the hospital
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Daily Texan)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the law into your own hands and deciding who gets punched during a protest is properly identifying your targets. You look awfully dumb when you send a student reporter to the hospital for stitches
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli airlifted to hospital after falling off a horse. Shoulda seen that coming
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Red Rush is a new drama to be set in the 22nd century: Mars is the new Wild West luring those in search of wealth and freedom to its inhospitable surface. You probably wish you could've been a firefly on the wall when they were discussing this fresh concept
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: Crony capitalism must be fought off by embracing socialism and ending privatization of government functions
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
John McAfee now more trustworthy than Symantec. Norton Wept
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US' debt recently passed the gross national product, while Norway's sovereign wealth fund just passed 2.5 times the value of their GNP and controls more than 1% of all globally listed stocks. Socialists make good capitalists, apparently
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Sun September 10, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Members of "well-known" Polish metal band Decapitated were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping topless woman
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Fri September 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Golly, it's almost as if unregulated, free-market capitalism and quality, affordable healthcare don't exist in the same universe
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ostensibly retired actor Daniel Day-Lewis rushed to hospital to treat broken arm sustained in motorcycle accident, leaves with IV tape, cast, and visible wincing and hobbling. This film should be EPIC
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Mon September 04, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lil Wayne hospitalizzied after suffering more sizziezures
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police officer who arrested nurse for the crime of reading the hospital's blood draw policy may face charges. In other news pigs seen flying nearby, a snowball is seen in hell, and the Cubs win the World Series. Oh wait
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(Patch)
 
 
 
'Taylor Swift Experience' debuts at L.A. County Fair. So if you wanna see a cow sculpted outta butter, get a hard-sell on buying a jacuzzi or see the sweater that late pot-snorting victim Becky wore home from the hospital, your day's set
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell rushed to the hospital Thursday; witnesses say he just realized he was in Smash Mouth
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
A nurse following a policy the hospital lawyers and police department agreed to regarding blood draws? You better bet that's an arrest. Hero tag is for the nurse
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ric Flair is out of the hospital and doing well. WOOOOOOO
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Politician in Germany's capital Berlin tries to rid the city of a) heroin, b) homelessness, c) hipsters
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli settler (and surgeon) successfully treats Gaza man with incredibly rare but very contagious skin disease at Jerusalem hospital. Don't look at the photo... I told you not to look
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
A headline none of us ever expected to see in our lifetimes: "Justin Bieber's swollen balls triggers hospital lawsuit"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general is trying to regulate free market capitalism and prevent business owners from making profits
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Sun August 27, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Tue August 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hospital refuses to accept £2,500 donation from charity fundraisers because they're a) Neo-Nazis b) The Mafia c) Men in drag dressed as nurses
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Antifa is a major gift to the right wing, but that's just the kind of whargarbly derpitaciousness you'd expect from a brain-dead Trump-worshiping douchebot like...Noam Chomsky
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Nor'wester)
 
 
 
RomeroStats research indicates Newfoundland leads Canada in bars per capita
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, sir, your wife died at the hospital." "Oh, my god, what floor is her body on?" "Well, that's kind of the problem"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The upcoming Confederate rally in Austin, Texas will still go on as planned, but guests are asked to use it as a chance to show everyone 'true southern hospitality.'
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Wed August 16, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"Didn't really hurt:" Wisconsin man drove himself to hospital after nail from nail gun punctured his heart
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani rushed to the hospital after a "freak fall". Oh Rudy, we tried to warn you about Vlad and how far he can reach
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Fri August 11, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vulture capitalism is highly profitable
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Mon August 07, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hospitals may kill off the health insurance agency, slowly and painfully like some ailments patients have at these said hospitals
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina's definition of a "moderate Republican": Gop candidate for governor clarifies that while she is "proud of the Confederacy" she supported removing the Confederate flag from the state capital because it was bad for business
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
European regulators to delay meeting in bid to reach bank capital deal, saying they can't quite squeeze enough out for themselves yet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Booster, aka Uber for Gas Stations, raises $20M in startup funds because venture capitalists don't want to touch gas pumps used by filthy plebs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Venture Capitalists to Wall Street: We'll issue stock without voting rights so that founders and VCs can cash out. S&P: And we'll just ignore your companies when we create the indexes in which passive investors invest. VCs: Oh SNAP
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, While my wife was in the hospital on life support I started having hot sex with my mother-in-law and... sorry, subby has to go barf. Just click to the left (Not safe for work)
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after drinking Satan's Shot vodka, a special liquor infused with Carolina Reapers, some of the world's hottest chillies. Warning label: "Only Satan himself is brave enough to drink this vodka neat"
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Wed July 26, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops banned transgender soldiers in the military in an early morning tweet, the ACA repeal failed, Scalise was discharged from the hospital, and Duterte doubles down on his hate speech. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psychiatric hospital in Belgium is home to one of the world's largest collections of human brains. No word on how many are Abby Normal
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom at hospital forced to wait three hours with her dead baby in a bag, which was subby's favorite Loudon Wainwright tune back in the day
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought the founder of unroll.me would sleep with a venture capitalist while seeking 'angels'. Story contains the term "triggered" unironically
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Tue July 11, 2017
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pretrial inmate being held on misdemeanor charges allowed to bleed to death on jail floor because taking a guy vomiting blood to the hospital costs money
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians manager Terry Francona released from the hospital after heart procedure. Doctors suggest future cure of moving out of Cleveland
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"Socialists oppose sexist comments hurled at Clinton, Sandberg, and other elite women. But the fact remains that their interests as capitalists and well-heeled politicians are fundamentally at odds with the interests of the vast majority of society"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I shared my son's hospital bill on Twitter -- then got death threats
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Federal agents grill Kathy Griffin for an hour over her picture of the fake decapitated head of Donald Trump. First time ever she actually kept an audience for 60 minutes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Melania Trump reportedly trapped inside hotel in Hamburg due to anti-capitalist protesters surrounding the building
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Baby's first baseball game results in baby's first trip to hospital
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto so popular, people are throwing mysterious substances into his office. Bonus: they had to turn off the air conditioning in the whole capital building as a precaution
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your sister is lying in a hospital bed, behind you, screaming out in pain and in the midst of labor, now THAT'S a perfect time for a SELFIE
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New CEO of Broward's largest public hospital system holds a master's degree in health administration from a defunct university identified by federal investigators as a diploma m
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Year Award goes to following headline: "Family doctor who killed one, injured six at NYC hospital was 'aggressive'"
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple people shot inside Bronx-Lebanon Hospital as NYPD searches for shooter. Victims taken to... well, I guess they just stayed there
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Someone gave Alex Jones a hatchet. He decapitated a Trump pinata with it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The United States plans to place China on its global list of worst offenders in human trafficking and forced labor, since that's how China rolls. United States still incapable of putting itself on the global list of most incarcerations per capita
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
And now you capitalists can suck it, because thanks to Seattle's new higher minimum wage low-wage workers are now earning $125/month less
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