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64 headlines found matching 'pita'
Sat January 21, 2017
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump dances the way I walked around the hospital after my hernia surgery"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update to former President George H. W. Bush being hospitalized for shortness of breath. Now he's been admitted to ICU and Barbara Bush is also hospitalized
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Sun January 15, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilians decapitated in prison riot; this is not a repeat of the last two times this has happened. Man, that's a lot of people to be decapitated in a prison riot
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Fri January 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newborn abducted from hospital has been found. 18 years later
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Train With a Capital T
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Wed January 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night means a few big games tonight with the Panthers-Islanders, Canadiens-Jets, Penguins-Capitals, and the Sharks-Flames, with the fun starting at 7:00 PM ET
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after bizarre rampage near Swedish Hospital, gets charged with burglary, auto theft, possession of stolen property, malicious mischief, DUI and hit-and-run. HRRBIE GRRBIE GRRRBIE HRRBIE HRRRR
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Montana leads the nation for most gun companies per capita, with roughly 100 percent of state's residents currently building some kind of ridiculous weapon in his or her garage
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Sat January 07, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL gives us a dozen games today. The action starts with Lightning/Flyers @ 1PM ET. Later, we've got Habs/Leafs, the eternal rivals, and The Battle of the National Capitals @ 7PM ET. Sharks/Wings wraps up the day @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Columbus Blue Jackets attempt at an NHL record-tying 17 straight wins is blocked by the Washington Capitals
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Thu January 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal will only cost taxpayers approx. 1,750 F-35s. Not including R&D of course. Of course the other costs are not having insurance and hospitals paying for charity care and this is looking like a bad idea. What's the repeal plan again?
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Wed January 04, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charles Manson hospitalized with what is hoped to be a terminal illness
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That smooth presidential transition Obama promised will be more like Obama setting up a secret shadow government in DC to capitalize on all the political IEDs he has left behind for his successor
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Fri December 30, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
General Hospital actress Barbara Tarbuck dead at 74. No word if her evil twin will resurface in 2017
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"I didn't even know I had a nail in my eye until we got to the hospital and then sitting in the chair, I was like 'Take a picture. Take a picture.'" (with HOLY FARK X-ray)
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Fri December 23, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jets coach would rather go to the hospital than New England. Smart man
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Jackson Sun)
 
 
 
School nurse recognizes 7th grade student in serious medical distress, calls ambulance, applies AED until he's taken to hospital where surgery removed blood clot from kid's brain stem
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to be taken to a hospital and then be a dumbass, in which case I will shoot you"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday Night Hockey on NBCSN as the Flyers take on the Capitals in a battle of good teams that are in slumps. Oh, and there are the Oilers and Coyotes as well. The action starts at 8:00 PM ET
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman takes baby Jesus from Nativity, delivers to hospital, reports neglect
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alan Thicke told his son to take some pictures as EMTs were taking him to the hospital. TMZ reportedly willing to blow goats to get their hands on the pictures
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jack Russell terrier drives mini-VW bus around hospital. Patients say he's cleaner and smells better than the average driver of a VW bus
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Dog says goodbye to dying owner in hospital and DAMMIT WHERE'S THAT FARKING DUSTVAC
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Revenue from online advertising: $76,082,000,000. Revenue from inventing everything from augmented reality glasses, venture capital investment, broadband internet, self-driving cars, AI, and a possible cure for death: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hospitals: "Um, cutting ACA will cost the US $165B"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bad: Delivery driver forgets to scan your package and delivers it to wrong address. Fark: Hospital forgets to scan your baby and delivers it to the wrong booby
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"On Tuesday at 9.05am, Halifax, the capital of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, will hold a ceremony in a local park to mark the 100th anniversary of what at the time was the biggest man-made explosion the world had ever known"
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Police collar decapitation suspect
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Sat December 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry announces scholarships for training in hospitality at Buckingham Palace. Which is great for anyone looking for a career as an 18th century domestic servant
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Decapitated body of young man found in Merrimack River. Investigators say they will continue to Monitor the situation
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appendix patients can now safely to go home from the hospital in one day, after surgeons perfect the procedure where they can remove the appendix at the same time they take out everything inside the patient's wallet
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Down and out in Victorian London: Street life of the capital captured in extraordinary photographs from 1880s (warning: occasionally some Not Safe For Work images in side ads)
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fascinating photos reveal that North Korea has an elite living a life of luxury, they have designer handbags and mobile phones, drive Audis and enjoy light aircraft flights over the capital
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Politician who criticized squirrels gets hospitalized ... by a squirrel
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Wed November 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
World's tallest decapitating water slide to be demolished
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
South Korean leader defends her purchase of nearly 400 Viagra pills, saying they were used to ward off potential "altitude sickness" in aides who accompanied her to Ethiopia, Kenya and Uganda whose capitals are as much as a mile above sea level
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Militarized police deploying "non-lethal" arms while defending corporate profits at Standing Rock. Dozens hospitalized, hundreds with hypothermia, one woman's arm literally blown off
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation. He probably just needs some fish sticks
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The last remaining hospital in Aleppo was destroyed by air strikes
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ academics call for vegetarian-only days at army camps, schools and hospitals to free Kiwis from bacon "risks"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey policeman pulls a Pee Wee and saves all animals from burning animal hospital
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
Just a story about a man rushed to the hospital with a chopstick stuck in his penis
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL is "disingenuous to promote/capitalize on emotion of game but penalize the men who play for showing it." -signed, an executive who does the throat slash gesture in meetings
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
21 Florida kids sickened and rushed to the hospital. Doctors immediately rule out overexertion from exercise
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Eight people go to hospital after attempt to put out electrical fire with water
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Flowers, cards, and small presents are all great ways to show love to your girlfriend. Decapitating your rival is not one of them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Word on the Capital Hill street is that Paul Ryan will fall on his sword for the Republican Party
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Mother of newborn receives a $7,341 hospital bill for "delivery room services." In related news, the backseat of your car is a delivery room
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China begins work on a 373 mph maglev "super-train." Meanwhile, in the U.S., the subway system in the nation's capital MIGHT be fully functional again in a couple years, if everything goes right
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Mon October 31, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Tue October 25, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Gyrocopter that landed on Capital lawn to be destroyed. Lord Humungus nods in approval
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
30 years ago, the horror of New Age music emerged, characterized by world's sudden love for songcraft of Enya, Yanni, and Enigma. Ironic genre of vaporwave survives today as satirical critique of its superficiality and capitalistic undertone
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Sat October 22, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
See sometimes when the hospital doesn't take your walk-in emergency visit seriously you need to use the drive-thru with your 4WD
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Fri October 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Washington Capitals forward Daniel Winnik now knows what it's like to be Evander Holyfield, without the whole Mike Tyson and the biting part, that is
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized with hole burned into his esophagus after eating ghost pepper burger. "For whatever it's worth, the patient had successfully finished the burger"
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Sat October 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having the exact same name as another patient in the hospital is something to laugh about. Unless a surgeon mistakenly removes your kidney instead of theirs
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Fri October 14, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Nothing brightens a hospital patient's day quite like bringing them flowers. Until they find out they are recycled flowers left behind at a funeral
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace is shocked, SHOCKED to think that somebody could possibly believe that she capitalizes on the tragic deaths of children
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Graffiti artists complain Detroit is no longer the graffiti capital of the world: "Detroit was considered by many to be the graffiti capital of the US, and perhaps the world-a vast playground where writers could paint undisturbed in broad daylight"
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
UKIP leadership since Brexit: Farage steps down, Woolfe forgets to file papers to stand for leader, James wins, James steps down after 18 days, Farage back as leader, Woolfe in hospital after being punched at UKIP meeting. All caught up now?
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Wed October 05, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple Maps now shows Amtrak routes across the country. Not so much to indicate where the trains start and end up but to plot out the nearest locations of trauma hospitals
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
You've been arrested for DUI (BAC .371) and then released to a friend's custody. What do you do now? A) Go home and sleep it off. B) Have someone take you to the hospital. C) Go out driving again and get arrested with an even higher BAC
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(National Monitor)
 
 
 
So, Clinton's a tool of the capitalist bourgeoisie and Trump's the vanguard of the proletariat? Marx must be rolling over in his grave
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