Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		"Several passersby called Boulder police Wednesday afternoon when Catharine Pierce, 52, tended to her front yard wearing only a yellow thong and pink gloves." With pic of strategically and wisely placed duct tape  (dailycamera.com)	(117)
		Massachusetts governor pulls out ALL CAPS to defend in-state tuition for illegals. Submitter is OUTRAGED and OVERTAXED and has A SORE PINKY FINGER  (bostonherald.com)	(67)

		What's next, Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup with morels and pink sea salt? Food manufacturers are exploring new ingredients to attract increasingly sophisticated American palates  (online.wsj.com)	(57)
		Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and hot lead  (myfoxla.com)	(26)

(Black Album's The Best)

Metallica claim that their 2011 tour will "rival Pink Floyd's The Wall Tour." Look, if you're going to try and compare your tour to another, don't pick one from one of the top ten best bands ever  (nme.com)

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(My Fox Phoenix)

Joe Arpaio to announce run for Governor of Arizona. State employees begin ordering pink suits  (myfoxphoenix.com)

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		Glenn Beck explains how the US started WWII and why Pearl Harbor was justified  (mediamatters.org)	(121)
		Amy Winehouse, famous pioneer of the "dragged backwards through a hedge by a rabid beaver" look, is making a move into the world of fashion design  (women.timesonline.co.uk)	(24)

Pink Floyd wins their lawsuit against EMI, earning the group $60,000 and guaranteeing EMI cannot sell individual songs online, which means you'll have to buy the whole crappy album to get the two good songs  (contactmusic.com)

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After welcoming it, Pink Floyd take the machine to court for riding their gravy train for too long  (contactmusic.com)

(53)

Another moonbeam loving pinko commie lib calls out the Tea Party for its 'innate racism'. Wait, it was Meghan McCain?  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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For maximum street cred, engaging in a high-speed chase with cops is okay. Doing it in a pink Mercury with Hello Kitty vanity plates...not so much  (newsobserver.com)

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Mr. Pink now blogs for the New York Times  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)

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Majority of Americans believe government is a threat to citizen rights. Tea Party on, pinkoes  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)

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(Some Guy)		Slutty Muppet cleavage offends public decency in Colorado Springs  (gazette.com)	(89)
(Some girly man)		"Pink frosting and/or sprinkles cause testicular shrinkage. Men just can't be too careful."  (calgaryherald.com)	(51)

Police are searching for someone driving a silver Ford Focus, who violated a gas station's "Take a baby leave a baby" policy  (thebostonchannel.com)

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More than 80 conservative leaders will gather at Mount Vernon to issue a political manifesto. Article I: Get that pinko out of the White House  (washingtonpost.com)

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And now, for Too Much Information News, here's Sandra Bullock: "I decided for Valentine's Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful"  (contactmusic.com)

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		Tinpot tyrant equates Twitter taunts with terrorism  (boingboing.net)	(69)
		IBM: Our new processors will operate at *pinky to mouth* one-hundred BILLION hertz  (hardware.slashdot.org)	(63)

What the stars were wearing at the Grammys: The good, the bad, and the Gaga (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)

(53)

(Some Guy)

The University of Cincinnati needs your help, and it will cost *puts pinkie to mouth* one BILLION pennies  (wtol.com)

(53)

If a nutty activist can't inflate a giant pink pig outside a school board meeting, the First Amendment has no meaning. With pic of pig and its owner  (pennlive.com)

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		Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, New Order, Coldplay and David Bowie get their own stamps. If you lick the Rolling Stones one, you can't drive or operate heavy machinery for at least two days    (rollingstone.com)	(28)
		I see your Pink Bohemian Rhapsody and go all in with Zanzibar's favorite son. I'd fold if I were you  (youtube.com)	(48)

Vampire Weekend wants you to preview their upcoming release. Farkers will hate it for numerous reasons, mostly because it has nothing to do with Pink Floyd  (npr.org)

(63)

Steve Jobs puts pinkie to mouth, says Apple Tablet will cost one...THOUSAND dollars  (gizmodo.com)

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(Some Guy)

If you have any idea why the snow coming down in the Philly area last night was pink, the National Weather Service would love to hear it  (phillyburbs.com)

(79)

In the 90s, the two best selling back catalogue CDs were Bob Marley's "Legend" and Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon." In the 00s, the top selling CD was...Bob Seger's Greatest Hits  (avclub.com)

(85)

Fifteen alternatives to the traditional Christmas specials. Yes, we love Rudolph, Frosty, and Charlie Brown, but you cannot deny the awesomeness of Pinky & The Brain  (ew.com)

(86)

(Music-News)		Pink: "I would never go to a show where the person was lip-synching. When you grow up listening to Janis Joplin, you're not going to want to see somebody mime"  (music-news.com)	(68)
		Taking a page out of Code Pink's playbook, teabaggers to stage "die-in" today at the Senate office building to simulate the effect of "government waiting rooms"  (littlegreenfootballs.com)	(430)
		Wells Fargo repays the U.S. government for their TRAP money. Unleash the Pinkertons  (marketwatch.com)	(54)

(Some Guy)

Pink Slips Pfly At Rouses Pfoint Pfizer Pfacility. Pfenis  (wptz.com)

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(Jezebel)

Pink ribbons and the politics of empty messages: "Women should save their anger for what really matters - that we still don't know how to heal our breasts, and that the government is trying to control our wombs"  (jezebel.com)

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"The annual Google search results show Australia to be a nation in love with vampires and the AFL, concerned by swine flu and the prospect of an Oasis break-up, and after croquembouche recipes or Pink tickets"  (theage.com.au)

(11)

Orson Welles' daughter protests biopic, that one "Pinky and the Brain" cartoon, and all those episodes of "The Critic"  (contactmusic.com)

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		The health bill, which wasn't going to cover illegals, then absolutely would not cover illegals, then would freeze hell solid before it covered illegals, then I totally pinky-promise will not ever cover illegals, is going to cover illegals  (washingtontimes.com)	(557)
		The latest commie pinko muckracking anticapitalist rag to support scrapping executive bonuses? The Wall Street Journal  (online.wsj.com)	(22)

Fox News has sent a memo to employees threatening pink slips for on-screen errors, meaning that by next year, all original Fox News programming will be replaced with reruns of "Family Ties" and "Wings"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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