Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Old and busted: finding an image of Jesus in your toast. The new hotness: finding the skeleton of Natalee Holloway in your vacation photos  (blog.al.com)	(156)
(Some Guy)		Ghostbusters 3 gets slimed by Columbia Pictures, who want to exorcise Ivan Reitman as director  (nymag.com)	(41)

The most awesome pictures of a Bald Eagle chasing down a European Starling you will see all day  (dailymail.co.uk)

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(WWL)		The City of New Orleans encourages tourists to take pictures of police officers in action. Just kidding, they'll haul your ass to jail for that  (wwl.com)	(92)
		Not satisfied with ID cards, pictures, fingerprints, retinal scans, body imagers and RF chips, the government is considering shoving something up your nose to verify your identity. All right, now they're just f*cking with us  (silicon.com)	(31)

(Some Guy)

Unnamed undercover wildlife trapper captures 9-foot python (w/ pic). In other news, Florida has undercover wildlife officers  (naplesnews.com)

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		Woman whose picture appeared in "Couples Retreat" sues for humiliation, embarrassment, emotional distress, shame, mortification and injury to her career. Wouldn't that apply to everyone that appeared in that movie?    (examiner.com)	(22)
		Hilary Duff is mortified by the paparazzi photos showing her taking cell phone pictures of her engagement ring from Mike Comrie and sending them to her mother. You'd think the ones of her giving him a mouth hug would embarrass her more  (contactmusic.com)	(25)
		Headless body will not appear in topless magazine  (upi.com)	(114)

(Some Guy)

Good news, victims of Agent Orange. The VA has a new initiative to solicit input on a proposed fast-track claims process for exposure during Vietnam. You'll be long dead before this ever happens, but hey  (govtech.com)

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(People Pets)

And now, for no particular reason, here are some photos of Caplin Rous -- the world's largest domesticated rodent  (peoplepets.com)

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		Three college kids steal stuffed gorilla from museum, take pictures of it in wigs, then return it. They finally come forward, 54 years later  (news.yahoo.com)	(20)
		41 year old female teacher sends nude photos of herself via text to a 15 year old boy. With "Yes I would hit that" picture goodness  (cbsnews.com)	(188)

(Candy Boots)

Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974. No need to actually make these dishes to slim down, one look at the pictures and you'll lose your appetite for a week  (candyboots.com)

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Scientists designing a new robotic helicopter that will fly into nuclear disaster zones, take pictures and readings, be irradiated, become sentient, search for Sarah Connor, and wipe out mankind  (labspaces.net)

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News: Three LA teachers get suspended. Fark: for giving students pictures of O.J. Simpson, Dennis Rodman and RuPaul to carry in Black History Month parade  (abcnews.go.com)

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Taking a cell phone pic of your kid on an amusement park ride? Yeah that's classic pedophile behavior. You're going to have to come along with us, sir  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Remember to count to ten before clicking the Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com)	(210)
		Big shots - sports photos done right  (boston.com)	(30)

		Google engineer talks about his goal to caption the internet. Well, Fark's pretty much got the cat pictures wrapped up  (edition.cnn.com)	(23)
		American snowboarder voluntarily leaves Olympic village early after pictures surface of a kneeling woman kissing his halfpipe medal. No, that wasn't a euphemism  (sports.yahoo.com)	(42)
(Charleston Daily Mail)		So you're at a concert that has a "No Pictures" policy on the ticket. You think a few pics from your iPhone won't be a big deal. And then Harry Connick, Jr comes off the stage and throws your cell phone across the room  (dailymail.com)	(106)

So you're in love with a famous pop singer. Do you (C) text message her mother with pictures of your penis?  (starpulse.com)

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You're a convicted hitman paid to make an "appearance" at a wedding. Do you C) Show up in a yellow Lamborghini LP-640, crash into a Ferrari, and then beat up people taking pictures?  (jalopnik.com)

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		The first pictures from the set of "Twilight: Eclipse" are going to lead to some heavy petting tonight for the Twihards  (cinematical.com)	(122)
		The hottest pictures of volcanic eruptions you'll see all day  (dailymail.co.uk)	(25)

(Some Guy)

A Tarzana woman was found guilty Thursday of dousing an exotic dancer with gasoline and setting her on fire last year because she had been denied a job at the bar. This is a case of the pictures tell the story better  (dailynews.com)

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially when she has pictures of your junk  (thelocal.se)

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The coolest pictures of the Orion Nebula you will see today  (wired.com)

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(Some Guy)

21 best pictures of Mars you'll see today. Marvin the Martian sold seperately  (presidiacreative.com)

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		Not news: Lesbian couple gets to adopt 1 year old. Usual Crap: Religious Right goes nuts about it, sends out hateful email with pictures. Fark: Is there. Seriously, Fark is there  (orlandosentinel.com)	(613)
		Pure panda-monium. 16 panda cubs pose for pictures at the Wolong National Nature Reserve. Prepare yourself massive cuteness overload  (dailymail.co.uk)	(41)

Him of She & Him talks about the duo's next record, doesn't talk nearly enough about She, or show naked pictures of She, or tell us whether or not She will release a sex tape. You know, the stuff we really care about from She  (pastemagazine.com)

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Child porn victim, raped at age 8, would like to be paid for all those pictures and videos people have downloaded of her  (boingboing.net)

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Someone took naked pictures of Jersey Shore's "Snooki" and is threatening to release them. DO NOT WANT  (wwtdd.com)

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(Some Guy)

A year with Japanese snow monkeys. You've never seen so many amazing pictures of macaque    (totallycoolpix.com)

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(Some Guy)		The first pictures inside the tallest man-made waste of money ever built  (decodedstuff.com)	(227)
		Today's pictures of a chimp in court because he's at the center of a custody-DNA battle brought to you by Sarasota  (wtsp.com)	(42)

(Some Guy)

Third Circuit Court of Appeals to decide whether children can be charged with possession of child pornography for having naked pictures of themselves  (post-gazette.com)

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		Rather than working on attempting to locate or capture him, the government would like you to look at these two pictures of how Bin Laden MAY look today. With pic of what could be any middle aged Muslim male  (huffingtonpost.com)	(63)
		Soldier feeling homesick? Do not send them pictures of a young relative in revealing swimsuit. They might be charged with possession of child porn  (chicagobreakingnews.com)	(148)

The coolest photos of an Antarctic "time capsule" hut you will see today  (news.nationalgeographic.com)

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(Some Guy)

Dept of Corrections: Uhh, this is the picture that should have gone with the child molestation story. To the gentleman whose picture we left up since September by accident.... our bad?  (www2.scnow.com)

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Homeowners are killing protected trees to get better views of the sea. "I suppose this is a drawback of living in such a picturesque area."  (dailymail.co.uk)

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And so it begins, first the ants then the world. With a picture of what an all female colony might look like  (sciencedaily.com)

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The coolest pictures you'll see all day of the ice palace city in Harbin, China  (boston.com)

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"Is Zoe Saldana the new Kate Winslet?" Such a question can only be answered with a Fark thread full of their pictures  (mtv.com)

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		Bad: You get arrested for making a fake 911 call and possession of heroin. Worse: You also get nailed for bank robbery. Fark: You're dubbed the "Big-Nosed Robber" and get your picture all over the internet  (courant.com)	(75)
		In case you missed it, here are New Year's Eve pictures of Jennifer Lopez wearing a bodysuit . Goggles and eyebleach mandatory for viewing  (huffingtonpost.com)	(168)
(Planetary Society)		Year 2009 for space exploration in pictures. Bonus: No fraking, gorram, smeghead slideshows  (planetary.org)	(24)

US plans surprise attack on Al Qaida. With picture of what the inside of Obama's nose actually looks like  (guardian.co.uk)

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		You might be a fugitive if you spent your Christmas taunting police by posting topless pictures of yourself on Facebook adorned in tinsel, making a rude gesture and holding a turkey  (dailymail.co.uk)	(58)
(Some Guy)		Ugly-ass third grade photo of Obama with an obviously Kenyan classmate  (starbulletin.com)	(68)

10 best space pictures of 2009  (news.nationalgeographic.com)

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(Popeater)

Listen kids. If you're going to pose nude, the pictures will end up on the internet, and they will be there forever  (popeater.com)

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Woman who cried at sight of Krystal's restaurant named to Hall Of Fame; "You know you're a redneck when your sister's picture is on a Krystal's burger box"  (chron.com)

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		The coldest pictures you'll see all day--shots of the recent snowstorms around the world. Subby's favorite: #21, snow-covered gondolas in Venice  (boston.com)	(119)
		If you only see one sickeningly sweet set of pictures of an acrobatic baby panda today, it might as well be this one  (dailymail.co.uk)	(39)

"Blige's willingness to bare her tortured inner self...has ensured her reign as the queen of hip-hop." And with a new album, American Idol stint, and a sunglasses/fragrance line coming, get ready for more torture  (usatoday.com)

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Amazing pictures of Antarctic sea life  (dailymail.co.uk)

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(PDN)		Kids in Uganda are building cameras out of cow dung. Cameras are pieces of crap that take sh*tty pictures, but only cost squat to make  (pdnpulse.com)	(11)
		The best pictures of a snowboarder stuck on a cliffface you will see today...probably  (dailymail.co.uk)	(25)
		No, the local Kinko's is not going to print those naked pictures of young children for you  (consumerist.com)	(369)

		Top Pictures of the decade. Come for the Obamas and stay for the Squirrel-Fu action  (msnbc.msn.com)	(182)
		Charlize Theron has casting couch horror stories from when she first came to Hollywood at age 19. Oh, please, dear God, let there be pictures  (contactmusic.com)	(104)

(WHIO)

Not news Cop goes to party. News: with underage girls drinking. FARK: In uniform, immortalized on this 'my space' thingie that girls like to post pictures on. BONUS : Pictures of the cop 'busting' the underage girls at the party  (whiotv.com)

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Man robbed while on MySpace date. If Farkers did this, they would have left atheist dissertations, pictures of captioned kitties, and a very snarky message on the bathroom mirror  (freep.com)

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Simply the coolest underwater pictures you'll see today, in more ways than one  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Classic pictures of people drinking. This is what Fark parties looked like before the Interweb  (todayspictures.slate.com)

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		The sucess of 2012 will push Sony pictures over the $2 billion total box office mark, proving that the apocalypse has already happened  (movies.ign.com)	(42)
(EurekAlert)		Best pictures you'll see today of planets orbiting another star similar to the sun. In fact, the first you've ever seen  (eurekalert.org)	(53)

Sure, your job sucks, but at least you don't have to worry about neurological problems due to exposure to a "mist of pig brain tissue."  (chicagotribune.com)

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Pictures of the ugly ass bonobo born at the Jacksonville Zoo  (photos.jacksonville.com)

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Sculptures made of scrap car parts all day pictures of you will see coolest (Overused Headline Scramble)  (telegraph.co.uk)

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These pictures will give you another reason to be thankful for the men and women on duty this holiday  (boston.com)

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		Several pictures of a squirrel with enormous balls. It's what Fark was made for  (dailymail.co.uk)	(120)
		Natalie Portman talks about how she feels like a part of something "top secret" now that she's involved with Marvel's upcoming Thor film. Thankfully, there are pictures that enhance the story  (contactmusic.com)	(71)

What pictures sound like  (youtube.com)

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(Amazon)		The greatest Amazon customer reviews you'll read since the Tuscan Milk. Bonus product pictures  (amazon.com)	(71)
		If you are receiving monthly insurance checks because you have claimed you are too depressed to work, it would be wise not to post pictures of yourself smiling in a bikini on the beach on Facebook  (google.com)	(198)