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Headlines matching 'phone calls'
Sat March 20, 2010
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(Breitbart.com) Amusing Not news: Constituent calls Congressman's office to voice his opinion on health care. News: Staffer hangs up, calls Capital Police on him. Fark: Capital Police tells staffer to STFU and take the call  (biggovernment.com) (89)

Wed March 17, 2010
(Some Looper) Interesting Small Montana town creates 1,000 Buddhas for the Dalai Lama and he promises to visit. So they got that going for them  (missoulian.com) (59)

Tue March 16, 2010
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida 300-pound "White Boy" calls Mom to tell her he left his coke stash at Spank's house. From jail  (orlandosentinel.com) (72)

Mon March 15, 2010
(NME) Interesting Eddy Grant is gonna rock down to courthouse avenue, after listening to Gorillaz' "Stylo" and deeming it a rip-off to his "Time Warp" song from '82  (nme.com) (51)

Sat March 13, 2010
(SceneDaily.com) Cool Carl Edwards to Brad Keselowski: I hope what happened in Atlanta will cause you to think when you race around me. Brad Keselowski to Carl Edwards: go EABOD, I'll keep racing you hard and you can cry in your Wheaties about it  (scenedaily.com) (38)

Wed March 10, 2010
(Funny Or Die) Amusing Don't mess with Justin Bieber, he'll pop a cap in your knee and steal your song  (funnyordie.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Interesting Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive  (govtech.com) (18)
(Vanity Fair) Cool Robert DeNiro signs on to play famed Green Bay gangster Vince Lombardi in upcoming biopic  (vanityfair.com) (36)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Hollyscoop) Sad "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" finale draws more viewers for E Network than "Hervé Villechaize: The E True Hollywood Story" or that episode of "The Soup" where Whitney Houston yells "KISS MY ASS"  (hollyscoop.com) (43)

Mon February 22, 2010
(Time) Silly When your girlfriend yells at you for not shaving, just tell her you're celebrating Bearduary  (time.com) (28)

Tue February 16, 2010
(National Review) Asinine The Doritos Super Bowl ad wasn't funny, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at it, according to onion-belted man who yells at clouds  (article.nationalreview.com) (153)

Fri February 05, 2010
(ABC News) Obvious Singer Jose Feliciano says he's received harassing phone calls telling him to "get out", says he never saw it coming. You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints  (abcnews.go.com) (70)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Telegraph) Weird Survey claims UK employees named Andy and Sarah most likely to fake being sick to get out of work. In other news, there was actually a survey done to determine this  (telegraph.co.uk) (44)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Fox News) Strange As expected, GOP fully embraces TEA party activists and solidifies the party's base. Just kidding, RNC isn't returning their phone calls  (thefoxnation.com) (89)
(Toronto Sun) Obvious Launch of Google's phone in China postponed after Chinese government makes prank phone calls to human rights activists  (torontosun.com) (20)

Mon January 04, 2010
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Swedish police bust international ring of left shoe stealing thieves. Daniel Day-Lewis unavailable for comment  (thelocal.se) (30)
(CNN) Amusing "The criminal insisted that after he broke into the house, a spirit blinded him and would not let him move or scream for 72 hours"  (cnngo.com) (35)

Sun January 03, 2010
(Some Guy) Asinine The bad news is your dog goes missing. The good news is it's found by the SPCA. The asinine news? The SPCA adopts it out to another family less than 72 hours later while not returning your phone calls  (thechronicleherald.ca) (207)

Mon December 14, 2009
(The New York Times) Weird Gang violence is on the rise in Nebraska. It just happens to be on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. Yes, I said Indian Reservation. Sioux me  (nytimes.com) (105)

Sat November 28, 2009
(CBS Sacramento) Fail Cindy Sheehan yells "Get out of my face" through a megaphone at point blank range to a grizzled military veteran. Hilarity ensues  (cbs13.com) (663)

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