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Sat March 20, 2010
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(TMZ) Sick Brittany Murphy's husband and mother were very concerned with her prescription drug use. So concerned, they assumed aliases and used multiple pharmacies to assist her in getting over 100 different prescriptions filled  (tmz.com) (11)

Wed March 17, 2010
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting $75 million in pharmaceuticals stolen from Eli Lilly & Co warehouse; thieves said to be happy, erect, steady-legged, may be unable to sleep, pee, breathe, eat, should contact a doctor if symptoms last more than four hours  (online.wsj.com) (58)

Wed March 10, 2010
(Boston Globe) Strange Is it still considered stealing if you pay for it?  (boston.com) (65)

Tue March 09, 2010
(Press of Atlantic City dot com) Weird Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics of what a cross-dressing fake veteranarian looks like  (pressofatlanticcity.com) (54)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Reuters) Scary All that yummy fish oil you take to stay young and healthy? It's contaminated with PCBs, at no extra charge  (reuters.com) (28)

Wed February 17, 2010
(Des Moines Register) Cool Iowa pharmacy board gives unanimous thumbs up to medical marijuana  (desmoinesregister.com) (127)
(Yahoo) Sad Oh the Humana  (news.yahoo.com) (15)

Mon February 08, 2010
(News.com.au) Dumbass While police work can include long periods of boredom, you probably shouldn't stage an armed robbery at a pharmacy you know to be under surveillance  (news.com.au) (13)

Mon February 01, 2010
(Guardian.com) Asinine In Britain, homeopathy is taken so seriously that the national health service pays for homeopathic "medicines" and there are five homeopathic hospitals. And Brits think Americans are dumb?  (guardian.co.uk) (191)

Wed January 20, 2010
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange If you're thinking of making a donation to help the Haitians in their time of need, make sure it's not really going to the Swedish Necrophilia Association  (thelocal.se) (72)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Washington Post) Fail Johnson & Johnson, fresh from recalling half their products for smelling like ass, is under indictment for racketeering. Sorry, a Band-Aid won't fix all that  (washingtonpost.com) (22)

Fri January 08, 2010
(CNN) Obvious CDC warns that H1N1 is still causing hospitalizations and death. EVERYBODY PANIC AGAIN  (cnn.com) (112)

Sat January 02, 2010
(IndyStar) Asinine When robbing a drugstore, don't stop on the way in to tell an employee on a smoke break what you're doing. And don't ask if he wants anything for himself. And try to carry a more imposing weapon than a garden hose nozzle  (indystar.com) (36)

Sat December 12, 2009
(CNN) Spiffy Pabst Blue Ribbon rides the recession and goofy hipsters to comeback success  (money.cnn.com) (94)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Daily Herald) Obvious Unnamed source gives newspaper copy of mayor's email threatening to fire any city employee who reveals that the police chief tested positive for narcotics  (c-dh.net) (84)

Thu November 26, 2009
(New York Daily News) Weeners Ocho Cinco Condoms coming soon to a pharmacy near you. No word on whether they will make one big enough to cover Ocho Cinco, the NFL's biggest dick  (nydailynews.com) (41)

Tue November 24, 2009
(Some Apparent Lightweight) Florida Ft. Lauderdale man smokes 115,000th joint after years of averaging 10 a day, but never gets high. I'm not sure how you've managed after all this practice, but you're doing it wrong  (nbcmiami.com) (119)

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