Headlines matching 'pharmacy'
Sat March 20, 2010
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Brittany Murphy's husband and mother were very concerned with her prescription drug use. So concerned, they assumed aliases and used multiple pharmacies to assist her in getting over 100 different prescriptions filled (tmz.com)
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Wed March 17, 2010
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$75 million in pharmaceuticals stolen from Eli Lilly & Co warehouse; thieves said to be happy, erect, steady-legged, may be unable to sleep, pee, breathe, eat, should contact a doctor if symptoms last more than four hours (online.wsj.com)
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Wed March 10, 2010
Tue March 09, 2010
Wed March 03, 2010
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All that yummy fish oil you take to stay young and healthy? It's contaminated with PCBs, at no extra charge (reuters.com)
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Wed February 17, 2010
Mon February 08, 2010
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While police work can include long periods of boredom, you probably shouldn't stage an armed robbery at a pharmacy you know to be under surveillance (news.com.au)
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Mon February 01, 2010
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In Britain, homeopathy is taken so seriously that the national health service pays for homeopathic "medicines" and there are five homeopathic hospitals. And Brits think Americans are dumb? (guardian.co.uk)
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Wed January 20, 2010
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If you're thinking of making a donation to help the Haitians in their time of need, make sure it's not really going to the Swedish Necrophilia Association (thelocal.se)
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Sun January 17, 2010
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Johnson & Johnson, fresh from recalling half their products for smelling like ass, is under indictment for racketeering. Sorry, a Band-Aid won't fix all that (washingtonpost.com)
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Fri January 08, 2010
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CDC warns that H1N1 is still causing hospitalizations and death. EVERYBODY PANIC AGAIN (cnn.com)
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Sat January 02, 2010
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When robbing a drugstore, don't stop on the way in to tell an employee on a smoke break what you're doing. And don't ask if he wants anything for himself. And try to carry a more imposing weapon than a garden hose nozzle (indystar.com)
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Sat December 12, 2009
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Pabst Blue Ribbon rides the recession and goofy hipsters to comeback success (money.cnn.com)
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Sun November 29, 2009
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Unnamed source gives newspaper copy of mayor's email threatening to fire any city employee who reveals that the police chief tested positive for narcotics (c-dh.net)
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Thu November 26, 2009
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Ocho Cinco Condoms coming soon to a pharmacy near you. No word on whether they will make one big enough to cover Ocho Cinco, the NFL's biggest dick (nydailynews.com)
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Tue November 24, 2009
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Ft. Lauderdale man smokes 115,000th joint after years of averaging 10 a day, but never gets high. I'm not sure how you've managed after all this practice, but you're doing it wrong (nbcmiami.com)
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