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Headlines matching 'pets'
Sat February 04, 2012
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(CNN) Sad Obesity epidemic hits US pets. Your dog wants steak, but could use a salad  (cnn.com) (121)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Media Matters) Followup Bill O'Reilly says the Muppets better watch it  (mediamatters.org) (91)


Mon January 30, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing To the left: Muppets commenting on Fox News. To the right: Oh Snap and Burn pictures  (youtube.com) (44)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Three adorable bunnies abandoned because they only have two ears between them. And we all know the ears are the most delicious part  (dailymail.co.uk) (62)
(Slate) Asinine Why are so many animals in need of adoption? Because holier-than-thou animal rescue groups don't believe anybody is good enough to be a pet owner  (slate.com) (516)
(Mental Floss) Interesting From a 16-year-old chicken to a 255-year-old tortoise, these pets lived way longer than most  (mentalfloss.com) (29)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida I ♠ my pets  (sun-sentinel.com) (23)


Thu January 19, 2012
(WOIO) Amusing Cameras are not allowed in federal court...so a Cleveland television station does the only reasonable thing and re-creates the day's testimony with puppets  (19actionnews.com) (35)
(Visual.ly) Spiffy Your pets get cheap food and the occasional people food snack. Here are how the 1% of pets live  (visual.ly) (59)


Wed January 18, 2012
(New York Daily News) Asinine TSA apologizes for strip searching elderly women...also, ugly women, men, women with small boobs, people with hideous disfiguring scars, and pets  (nydailynews.com) (16)


Thu December 29, 2011
(First Coast News) Stupid Not News: Delta charges woman $200 pet transport fee. News: She didn't take her pets on the flight. Fark: Delta refuses to refund money, saying she can't prove she DIDN'T take a pet on the plane  (firstcoastnews.com) (141)


Wed December 28, 2011
(KTLA) Stupid Woman jumps barriers, pets elephants at zoo. She sounds flat  (ktla.com) (14)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Perhaps the only thing more obnoxious than people who spend a small fortune each year on Christmas presents for their children are the people who spend a small fortune on presents for their pets. "He's getting a costume and a hat"  (ktar.com) (122)


Wed December 14, 2011
(SBNation) Amusing Muppets of the SEC  (andthevalleyshook.com) (35)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Deadline) Followup Although it's one of the worst reviewed films of the year, New Year's Eve finally manages to shove a stake through Twilight, taking the #1 spot at the box office while The Sitter flops and The Muppets hang on to the #4 spot  (deadline.com) (86)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Breitbart.com) Scary With Kermit on the run and Gonzo being held in a secret location for his own safety, the lamestream drive-by mainstream LSDBMSM media have circled their wagons around the remaining Muppets for the endgame battle against the right wing blogodome   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (81)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Buffalo Beast) Amusing It's not just the Muppets; there are other children's TV shows indoctrinating socialism into our youth  (buffalobeast.com) (130)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Short List) Stupid Headline: The Muppets are brainwashing communists. Small print: says Fox News  (shortlist.com) (165)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Deadline) Followup Muppets, Martin Scorsese, and penguins fail to put a stake through Twilight's heart at the weekend box office  (deadline.com) (62)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Amusing If the Muppets auditioned for other movies. Statler and Waldorf in "X-Men" for the win  (buzzfeed.com) (60)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting The Muppets has a 98% approval rating on Rotton Tomatoes, a rare 'A' CinemaScore rating and is one of the best movies of the year. So does it have a chance at the Oscars? The answer is 'probably not, except for the songs'  (thewrap.com) (84)


Thu November 24, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Pet owners using GPS technology to keep track of their animals. If there was only some kind of restraining device owners could buy to keep pets tethered  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (22)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Stab) Strange Jason Segel loves muppets more than women  (dailystab.com) (28)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Gingrich calls for replacing Social Security with private accounts. Also thinks his new "Chuck Taylor kicks" make him look "pretty fly", and says he can't wait to get a piece of the upcoming IPO for Pets.com  (news.yahoo.com) (316)
(National Post) Followup The Tournament of Muppets is down to the final two candidates and voting is now open to the public. Don't let Gonzo down  (nationalpost.com) (58)


Mon November 21, 2011
(io9) Cool Before there were the Muppets, Jim Henson was into some *really* freaky puppeteering. (w/ multiple awesome pics and videos)  (io9.com) (21)


Wed November 16, 2011
(National Post) Cool Tournament of Muppets. Place your bets  (nationalpost.com) (80)
(Starpulse) Obvious God turns Danny Trejo's life around after prison chat. Danny Trejo returns the favor by starring in "The Muppets" and "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"  (starpulse.com) (43)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Deadline) Cool The Muppets as Oscar hosts? That could work  (deadline.com) (62)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid San Francisco wants to reward pet shops that don't sell pets  (sfexaminer.com) (81)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida What do you do with your dead pet panther? Put him in the freezer next to the mangoes, of course (Warning: graphic photo in link)  (sun-sentinel.com) (90)


Fri November 04, 2011
(MSNBC) Stupid More family photos with pets. With lots of 'awkward' for future trauma, embarrassment, and FUN  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (101)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here with an article about how the Muppets were saved, YAAAAAAAAAAAAY  (popwatch.ew.com) (63)
(Some Balti-moran) Hero Vietnam vet shows would-be robber of liquor store what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. Fark: the vet's pet parrot was on his shoulder the entire time  (perryhall.patch.com) (106)


Mon October 31, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Your dog ate my bird; I burn your stuff. This is Florida, that's how we roll  (tampabay.com) (19)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Amusing The top five things that the Muppets MUST do when they appear on WWE Monday Night Raw. We *so* need Statler and Waldorf on commentary  (bleacherreport.com) (103)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Sad Frank Oz unhappy with new Muppets movie. Hate leads to suffering  (avclub.com) (76)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Sad Seventeen kid-friendly programs that will teach your children about death. Yes, Jim Henson and The Muppets are on here. Warning: childhood memories  (avclub.com) (119)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Seattle Times) PSA Stop dressing your pets up for Halloween  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (115)


Fri October 14, 2011
(truTV) Amusing Planking, puppets, topless women and 14 other photos of dumb things protesters do  (trutv.com) (95)

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