| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Courthouse News) | Court rules that an ad depicting giant lawyers with superhuman speed who regularly defend space aliens is not likely to mislead consumers (courthousenews.com) | (33) | |
| On one hand, third offense drunk driving hit and run with injuries is bad. On the other hand, we wouldn't want the senator to miss any important votes (boston.com) | (89) |
| Golfer sues golf club after slipping on wet shower floor. Because you wouldn't expect a shower floor to be, like, wet (dailymail.co.uk) | (105) |