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345 headlines found matching 'person'
Tue May 30, 2017
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Here's a nice, dusty story to cap off this holiday weekend. No one shows up for 8 year-old boy's birthday party, so mom asks local cops if one can come say happy birthday. Fark: the entire police force plus firefighters converge to make his day
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Joliet Prison ablaze. Persons of interest last seen in an old police car with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and wearing sunglasses
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four months in, Trumpkin still can't or won't recall the contents of his security briefings, despite getting them as personalized kid's coloring books
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The hardest part of being caught with 6 kilos of pot is convincing everyone it's your personal stash
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists create new device that gives you an actual chill if you encounter a robot pretending to be human
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
After collecting dust for 35 years, Elvis' plane has finally been sold. Thank you. Thank you very much
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zoo spokesperson: Don't worry about the reports of a loose tiger in the zoo. Ignore the evacuation of the zoo and the arrival of the police, all is well. I SAID ALL IS WELL
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine Pirro goes on unhinged rant about the treatment of the Trump White House, then says she knows who the leaker is but she's not ready to share that intel
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Have you heard? The latest sign of your risk of stroke is your ear lobes
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(Insider Monkey)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday keeps it simple this week: what's your "go to" snack when you're feeling a bit peckish?
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
"Doctor offices are dangerous, that's why I carry a gun in my purse" says woman who shot another person after dropping her purse. "See? My point exactly"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bystanders try to stop man from harassing two Muslim women on a train in Portland, get stabbed to death for their efforts
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Broken heart can curb a person's appetite. Which is great news for anyone who just got dumped for being too fat
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Walmart is not your personal erotica store
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The average person keeps 13 significant secrets, and it's actually bad for your health
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Student gets tired of playing tic-tac-toe, hacks into school computer, changs grade from 'F' to 'B.' Reportedly got password from a desk in the dean's office
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reminds everyone what a bloody tw*t he is by getting into a Twitter argument with Charlotte Church over the Manchester terror attack
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
See Donnie. This is what a loving couple looks like. I guess you get what you pay for
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Visit beautiful Juneau, Alaska.... find random body parts
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Tue May 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest person claiming they warned Trump about Mike Flynn.... Chris Christie
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Looking for something warm and fuzzy to help deal with the Mondays? Here is a pit bull and two guinea pigs being great friends
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence can now doctor videos to put words in your mouth. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Get your cups and buckets ready because 'Bring Your Own Cup Day' is Friday and Saturday at 7-Eleven
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Few Australians trust social media with their personal information but most do little about it, mainly because they're A) hammered B) simply trying to survive their environment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you a pack of smokes, these airline peanuts and my watch for you not punching me for reclining my seat" "Deal"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Comey was so creeped out by Trump, he tried to hide in the curtains. Like Buster Bluth, you can always tell a Milford School man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is willing to travel far and wide to go to a good festival this summer. Are there any you personally recommend? What is the best thing to eat or participate in at that festival?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steve Englehart, the man who created Mantis for Marvel, says his creation is "unrecognizable" in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Yes, she was actually a decent character for once
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former CIA counterterrorism expert says whiny 'Sissy-in-chief' represents no one but himself
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Post an example of bad art
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Apparently, the White House doesn't know what Ivanka is doing there either
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says the apocalypse has started courtesy of Trump's opponents and hey, just so you know, Bakker has some apocalypse survival meals you can buy
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, and some of his Cabinet goes with him, who would you like to see end up in the Oval Office? Subby's hope is for President Mad Dog Mattis
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump asked Comey to imprison reporters rather than investigate Flynn. Imagine how proud all the Trump voters must be over their decision last November
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be left in the dust by the Senate, Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) invites former FBI Director James Comey to testify before the House Oversight Committee
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese men list top seven deal-breaker traits of women that make it impossible to consider dating them. I guess knees aren't so sharp in the Far East
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man gropes woman in Chantilly area. That's getting kind of personal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't know if I should tell my family that my wife and I are in a polyamorous relationship with another person. My family is progressive, but I don't know if I'm oversharing. The relationship has made me distant. What do I do?"
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Who 'attempts' to neuter their dog at home?
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wanna see the new MST3K in person? Now's your chance
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Any idea who really hates the success of Maddow and O'Donnell on MSNBC? Hint: it's the person who runs MSNBC
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Did you graduate from medical school, foreign or domestic? Did you manage to squeak past the licensing examination? Were your scores too low to get into residency, or was your personality just too darn toxic? Has Missouri got a deal for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer is a man who is smart, aggressive, and not afraid to tweet out a sexy picture of his daughter in lingerie
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
14-year-old boy becomes the youngest person in Texas to graduate from college while his 10-year-old brother just graduated from high school. What the hell did mom feed them?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump White House says Type 2 diabetics don't deserve health care because "they gave themselves diabetes"
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool'
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
How to survive without Facebook or how I talked with a person today and it wasn't that bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What you should never say on your dating profile, according to research. Surprisingly, "I am a regular user of fark.com" not included
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland sports personality fired after she insinuated Browns players were on drugs, as if it wasn't obvious by the fact that they're on the Browns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback. Ebola was here the whole time
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Barney the cocker spaniel has ridden 64,000 miles on two wheels
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but anti-net neutrality spammers are impersonating real people to flood FCC comments. The people named in the comments were contacted and said they had no knowledge of the comments in question
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Confirmed reports: Days before he was fired, Comey had met with Deputy AG Rosenstein and requested more funding and personnel for the Russia investigation
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU issues a travel advisory for.... Texas
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to reclaim his title as oldest person to climb Everest, Nepalese mountaineer claims the new title of oldest person to die at Everest base camp
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Twitter personality Claude "Billingsgate" Taylor assures Americans not to panic as at least a dozen Russia-related indictments are working their way downstream and will be unaffected by Comey's firing
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China's top Trump impersonator may not look like Trump or sound like Trump but he can do stupid just like Trump
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Try to maintain your gasps of shock, but analysts discover that the phony Macron campaign information that Wikileaks released has ties to a Russian tech company
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(HealthDay)
 
 
 
Knees that pop or crackle may be headed towards arthritis. Or they might just be telling the person they may need to think about losing a few pounds
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor of Pennsylvania says viral video of him grabbing a person's camera makes him more popular. Maccaca would like a word with him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eric Trump denies saying something he said back in 2014 about Russian money
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Police Department does not approve of a bill that would make it illegal for officers to have sexual contact with any prostitutes they're investigating
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tents do not work as personal flotation devices
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Sun May 07, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
What is more shocking: A teacher dragging a pre-schooler through the hallway, or that she was fired almost immediately? Tag for the teacher, because Fark won't let us submit two tags at once
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nutty scientists transplant one rat's testicle into another rat's neck, while the recipient rat is thinking, 'What did I do to deserve this?'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tennessee's new "natural meaning" law sparks fears in the LGBT community and every right-thinking person in the country
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Fri May 05, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after fight with boyfriend, all she kept saying was 'I love lamp"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook advertises an internship with a median monthly pay of $8,000. Which in Silicon Valley is just an impressive way of saying the person will work for minimum wage
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How many cups of coffee a day do you drink? If you have to stop and count, it's probably too many
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What could go wrong with all these "religious liberty " laws? Behold exhibit A
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican tells Dem Rep she's being 'hysterical' after powerful statement against 'Trumpcare' bill
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert defends his hilarious Trump jokes after Storm Trumpers take personal offense at jokes they would have laughed at had Limbaugh made them about Clinton
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The President of the United States was directly involved in the witch hunt for the person who posted the side by side inauguration photos
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps the President should stop tweeting responses to the candidate he beat in the election in the third person
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon man submits resume for Benghazi investigation
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump University settlement delayed by one person crazy enough to think they should get their money back from this fraud
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
First he stole her heart. Then he stole her gaming consoles
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Mon May 01, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans makes Mardis Gras slightly more interesting
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And the next person to leave Fox News because of sexual harassment allegations is co-president Bill Shine. In related news, subby has a "bingo" on his Fox News' sexual predator card
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Every now and then, these things happen," zoo spokesperson Janeway says after coyote escapes, finally fulfilling subby's Road Runner/Star Trek Voyager mashup fantasies
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Reset the stabbings on college campuses clock
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Video captures giant fireball after wrong-way driver slams into tanker truck. Huh, how bad could it-Oh, lawd
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
While Roger Goodell might be a terrible person, he wouldn't go and wipe a booger on a handicapped girl, would he?
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
Video
 
A robot journalist has been hired by a news agency in China - and it's already started doing live interviews. Let's hope they don't build a robot capable of churning out pointless clickbait
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The right amount of personal space is about 7 and a quarter feet. Hopefully the coworker reading this uncomfortably close over your shoulder gets the hint
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"As you may realize, when a morbidly obese person is cremated, there's a danger of what can only be called (in layman's terms) a 'grease fire'"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Here I sit in silent bliss... ZOMG, GTFO
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New restrictions added to Florida's medical marijuana law, adding a 90-day waiting period before a sick person can get pot they're not allowed to smoke, vape or eat
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French presidential election plagued with fake news. Which can be easily identified as any reports that describe the French as polite, helpful and with good personal hygiene
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese drifter lived undetected above public toilet for 3 years until surprised electrician discovered him and his crawlspace. Aaaand his 300 plastic bottles of urine
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte vows to skip the fava beans and chianti, will just eat ISIS fanatics 'with vinegar and salt' if they are captured by his troops
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
"The most dangerous person in America isn't a terrorist, it's the person who's president of the United States"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Hello My Name is Marco Antonio Garcia-Garcia. You followed my vehicle. Prepare to die
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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Sat April 22, 2017
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Duke - a former feral rescued from the streets - now spends his days working at UCSF Medical Center as a therapy cat. Assigned to the intensive care unit, he raises his patients' spirits one purr at a time on Caturday
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait...this wasn't banned before??
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter join forces to buy the Miami Marlins. Although Jeter might want to think twice about someone whose last business deal was spending $150 million to get just three convention delegates
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
German company completes a successful test flight of the world's first vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) electric jet. Behold the future of personal transportation
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Suspected Russian collaborator Roger Stone shows us his Richard Nixon bong, personal glamour shots, and Christmas tree to celebrate 4/20. Classic Roger
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police say man touched woman inappropriately in Market Basket, which, we might assume, is near the bread basket?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ukrainian girl twerking on the side of the road causes major accident (w/video)
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Doctor claims hate buffet Alex Jones is not an asshole; he just has narcissistic personality disorder
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For good or for bad, the person you were at 14 will be nothing like the person you'll be at 77
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Tue April 18, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Harry Potter arrested for marijuana possession, netting negative ten points for Gryffindor. Man, that seems more like a HufflePuff thing
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(US News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Death Race 2017, courtesy of Tennessee
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sessions trying to turn the DOJ into his own personal SS
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some experimenter)
 
 
 
ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a cop, do not pull over real cops. Florida difficulty: the real cop was in full uniform
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
$43M found in Nigerian apartment. Up to 5% of the funds to be made available to the person who facilitated the discovery. No, seriously
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"No one has to use the internet," said one Congressman who's okay with everyone seeing what kind of porn he watches
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wanna change Trump's mind on something? That's easy, just be sure that you're the last person that talks to him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine people happiest when they are 23 and 69. Personally, I've never tried the first one but I'd be willing to learn
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
New study says an hour of running may add seven hours to a person's life. Unfortunately that extra time is usually spent trying to catch their breath
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As Bannon looks headed for a pink slip, let's review his reasonable and rational responses to other personal and professional conflicts to predict how he might react to this one. TL;DR: Bannon is a "drink from the skulls of my enemies" kinda guy
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Wed April 12, 2017
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Cops on lookout for driver of minivan caught on CCTV trying to play Death Race 2000 with kids on bicycles
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stratcom tweets Breitbart story. People get upset. General wants to know why. Gizmodo gets the emails
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Terrifying monument to toothache, made of real human teeth, installed at St. Petersburg dental clinic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Both Democrats and Republicans agree: Devin Nunes is full of so much crap, they actually can get along long enough to say so
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Tue April 11, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So much for personal responsibility: expelled Michigan tea party representative sues state government, ex-husband for fallout over her affair with fellow tea partier
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Illegally poaching wild animals will never fill the hole in your soul or the lonely chasm where your teeth used to be
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You've just hit 'reply all' to the whole company? Here's how to salvage your 5 worst email blunders
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's personal helicopter landing at Mar-a-Lago raises questions. Fark: by Fox News
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the best places to retire in the US. Suck it, Rhode Island
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Sat April 08, 2017
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Icebergs threaten shipping lanes near where the Titanic sank. This time, it's personal
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Truck driven into crowd at a market in Stockholm, Sweden. Shots have been fired. 3 reported dead
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Marine Le Pen: "Qui est Donald Trump? Je ne connais personne de ce nom"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Person finds hope and solice after deadly storms ravage South because broken power pole looks like a cross, or something
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff calls Bullshiat Spice on his blustery bluff on Susan Rice, says "Let's do it" and have a full investigation
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Ook, ook, ook" (Translation: "Mistakes were made")
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(Vice)
 
 
 
VPN services that steal your personal data are the best way to protect yourself from GOP legislation that legalizes your ISP's ability to steal your personal data. Wait, what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As Bill O'Reilly begins to rack up Cosby-like numbers, now is of course the perfect time for the Grabber-In-Chief to stand by his fellow "good person"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian introduces pool float shaped like her butt - and just like the person it's modeled after, the float contains nothing but air
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Congressman explains why he voted against allowing internet companies to gather and sell your personal data without your explicit permission...and yet was only one of the few who did
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Pretty standard "LOL, penis" Mirror.co.uk story about a wrong text prank, but it's worth it for the "Why does Getty have a graphic for this?" image at the top of the story (SFW)
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Tue April 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a high-profile administration figure and want to edit your Wikipedia page to erase your criminal history, please use an alt user account instead of your personal account that has your last name in the username to do it
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Nepotism is bad, but only when the person being nepoted is a liberal like Michelle Obama, one of Bill's brothers, or Jared Kushner
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's only 'talking' sex doll has 18 personalities, answers your questions, remembers your favorite meal, and finds sex 'fascinating'
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Plaintiffs: We claim Trump incited violence against us. Federal Judge: I'll allow it
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Sun April 02, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times is shocked, SHOCKED, that no one seems to be sympathetic to Trump supporters after it ran several articles describing their struggles in a hostile post-election world
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Sat April 01, 2017
(The Mighty)
 
 
 
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Court overturns FCC rule on unwanted faxes. Prepare for a deluge of spam on the fax machine you haven't used since 2005
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you're old and driving, experts say that wearing a seatbelt will yield the same results as if you were not wearing a seatbelt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he may retire his Donald Trump impersonation, fearing America has elected its "first satire-resistant president"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager has written a letter to his investors offering a personal apology for a bad investment, and all it took was losing $4 billion by continuing to buy, for almost a year, the cratering stock of a drug company under investigation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Local crazy person John McAfee wants Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie where he snorts a ton of bath salts, drinks liquid cocaine, masturbates, and yells at the camera for two hours
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos now the world's second richest person. Maybe he can use that money to send subby the 2nd Polk floor standing speaker he's been waiting on since January
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Governor Christie has a personal connection to the battle against opiate abuse. No word on his connection to the battle against large pizzas, chicken parm subs, Portuguese bbq, Taylor Hams, or bagel breakfast sammichs with egg, sausage, and cheese
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Spicer astonished people are upset about how he treated April Ryan, noting that he acts like an asshole to everybody
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Former Sex Pistols' singer Johnny Rotten says he backs both Brexit and Donald Trump. Mostly because it has given him his first new material for lyrics since 1977
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Tue March 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde impersonator fools attendees at New Zealand pitch dark dance party. Randy Marsh unavailable for comment
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
The company that Nunes lists as his single largest personal investment has suddenly scrubbed all references to doing business in Russia, claiming it was a one-off deal in 2013. The Russian distributor says they still are doing business to this day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One-legged woman allowed to sue Kentucky cops for framing her. Cop neglected to mention her one-legged status when testifying that she dragged a dead person to a bridge and tossed the body off the bridge
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to think they are compassionate, but really, they aren't. When they spend a dollar to feed a poor person, they stole that dollar from someone else. So you see, starving to death is the same thing as taxes, so vote Republican
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
I love you Mr. Robot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the kid who believes he's the reincarnated spirit of Lou Gehrig. Something tells me this is not going to end well
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A supersonic jet that could turn London to New York into a day trip has received £26million funding
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
After the "girls in leggings" fiasco this week, here are some thoughts about what IS acceptable to wear on an airplane
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Finance tip of the day - You can raise your personal credit score with just one phone call to your bank
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
The loneliest person on the right in Donald Trump's Washington is: a) a free-trader, b) an immigration lover or, c) a conservative Republican who believes climate change is a serious threat
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If your cat was a real person what would they be like? Mine would be a gossipy, stuck up, pill popping little biatch. What would yours be?
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Masturbating in stranger's backyards is no way to go through life, Detective
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Sat March 25, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Scientists have decoded the secret language of prairie dogs and it turns out all this time they've secretly been talking about us
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's police chief and Lieutenant Leasure are on leave for unspecific reasons. No, really, Lieutenant Leasure is a person's title and name
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA may be a young person's league and the Phoenix Suns now have the youngest starting lineup in league history, younger than some NCAA Tournament teams
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump comes out with withdrawal method for GOP package
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
With a human organ shortage in the world, we ask ourselves "Is it time to treat a human-pig chimera as a person?" Manbearpig wants to be part of this as well
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In the old days, we called believing in something because your friend said it was true "argumentum ad verecundiam" and it was a logical fallacy. Today, we call it social networking, and it's worth billions of dollars and elects Presidents
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since there isn't a single black man living in his city, a Baltimore man went to NYC last week just to stab black men to death
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have an earworm of a song going round and round in your head? Here's how to extract it from your noggin
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Wed March 22, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State of Vermont announces data breach of personal information on some 200,000 people. Are there even 200,000 people in Vermont?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
The first rule of doggy daycare fight club is don't talk about doggy daycare fight club
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine legislator introduces bill that would make it illegal to point out how stupid climate change deniers are
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Democrat Adam Schiff calls for independent investigation after Chairperson Devin Nunes decides to throw protocol out the window and brief the President that shiat is hitting the fan faster than anyone expected *DUN DUN*
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
In addition to being overpriced and manufactured by douchebags, EpiPens are now actually malfunctioning
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Trump tries to shame Seattle and King County by putting them on his 'naughty' list, apparently forgetting that a city of people who worship the Seahawks probably can't be shamed by anything
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I have been together for some time, and friends say we're the perfect couple. The problem is, I'm not sexually attracted to him; I go through the motions. I would stay with him but never have sex again. What do I do?"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India declares the River Ganges is now legally a human being; they insist it's not because all the garbage and pollution has caused it to mutate and become self-aware
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has paid for abortions. To be fair, you can't always get one for free when you really need to be rejuvenated by the fresh soul of a dead baby
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes personal credit and brags about increasing unemployment in African American males
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cosby wants jury pool to be picked from Pittsburgh, prescreened for bias, Star Wars characters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina profits off of North Carolina's bathroom bill
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal car. Step 2: Drive to White House. Step 3: Declare there is a bomb in your car at a Secret Service checkpoint. Step 4: Get featured on Fark
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
How the long awaited rematch between Obi-Wan and Darth Maul on Star Wars Rebels was "beyond a lightsaber fight" (major spoilers from latest episode)
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
It's hard to believe some of these people manage to stay alive, much less make it out to restaurants to eat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beijing park clamps down on excess toilet roll usage with....*shakes magic 8-ball*... facial recognition
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Author: AI Universal Translator could offer hope through enhanced personal communication. Reality: AiUT enables users to insult dirt bags using their own native dialect
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Sat March 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Researcher warns selfies can lead to head lice, permanent duck face
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russian police arrest a stubborn alien that scared all women in a grocery store and ran away
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Customers were impressed by the barber's care and attentiveness, although they were slightly perturbed when he put a python around their neck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"67, 68, 69... um, wait, where was I? ... 69? Okay, I've lost count. I have to start over"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This does classify as 'old news' but it is something you might want to have available to share on social media with your racist uncle since every White person in America is Irish today
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We now know for certain that at least one person out there read Playboy for the articles - German Chancellor Angela Merkel
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Perhaps Steve Bannon has suffered some heartbreaking personal tragedy? An event so jarring, it shook him to his core, and left him vulnerable to the predatory recruitment tactics of a hateful ideology? Or, maybe he's just an asshole
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Enjoy Sean Spicer's latest Melissa McCarthy impersonation
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you are going to the county courthouse, please leave your heroin at home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these seven amazing covers of Depeche Mode songs. Yes, Johnny Cash's "Personal Jesus" made the list (Caution: Rammstein video is Not safe for work)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NY court to decide if a chimp is a person, which bathroom they have to use
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey dude, have you seen my cooler?" "oh that old thing? I gave it to Goodwill" "DUDE WTFuuuuuuu" "Why? What was in it?"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First corporations, now rivers. Is everything people?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Beware of your next brain scan, you might find out you're a criminal
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after police find him yelling gibberish on Indiana highway, may have been trying to hitch a ride to Florida
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trump 'doesn't really think' Obama personally tapped his phone. Last five words completely unnecessary
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Only God can judge me for ordering three orders of mozzarella sticks
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fashionista discusses how to wear a cardigan without looking like Grandpa, a hipster, or a Mister Rogers impersonator
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Fri March 10, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The manager of NC State Senator Phil Berger's Facebook page used 1 weird trick to spoof news articles written about NC governor Roy Cooper, violating Facebook policy. Berger's spokesperson immediately claims Facebook is wrong
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
White House spokesperson: Trump doesn't know a damn thing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inventor of "ex-gay therapy" dies. Mike Pence inconsolable
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Thu March 09, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
One Fish, Two Fish, Gold Fish, Carrots
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to debate expanding controversial 'stand your ground' law, possibly extending the bag limit to five
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Man: "I've yet to read anything positive about this healthcare bill." Woman: "Try going 2 a conservative source and open up your reading habits." Man: "I'm the editor of National Review Online"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Eric Greitens is so committed to ethics reform, he personally setup a "non-profit" group to push agendas that he sets, and funded by dark money that only he knows about
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Goofy haircut? ✔ Boxy, ill-fitting suits? ✔ Erratic and unstable personality? ✔ Primitive vocabulary? ✔ Hates the country to the south? ✔ Brooks no opposition from underlings? ✔ Thin skin? ✔ Father gave him his career? ✔ Is it Trump or Kim Jong Un?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nest working on array of new smart home products including burglar alarms, door bells, Jehovah's Witness humiliator, anti bill collector laser, emergency fart vacuum, expired milk sniffer and poisonous spider detector
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists claim that social media increases loneliness. Especially when you have 5,000 friends and the only thing you know about them is what they eat for breakfast every day
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New York University recreates Trump/Clinton debates during presidential election with actors but with reversed gender roles. Audiences liked the female Trump more than the male Clinton
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Breitbart, Steve Bannon's own personal public relations arm, thinks the GOP's ACA replacement is terrible
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The story that just won't go away: Unaccounted person was on flight MH370 when it disappeared
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Mon March 06, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran divides by zero, breaks Spotify streaming record
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ESPN to roll the amount of on-air personalities back, back, back...gone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adele has found someone like her
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Sun March 05, 2017
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
How weird is weird? When it comes to music, that's a tough question...one the Sunday Morning Music Club is determined to find out. What are the weirdest bands you've ever heard or seen in person?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You see, darlin', this is a story in HuffPo about a cartoon in the New Yorker about how when you ask a question we feel obligated to answer it
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know you're a lonely person when you find yourself taking a life-sized cardboard cutout of President Trump on camping trips, boat rides, and a country music festival
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Sat March 04, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
That disturbance in the force you recently felt was the coming together of Nerdfighters meeting in person for the first time
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Why no weekly My Little Pony thread? Because all the Bronies are at an on-line convention this weekend. It is HAHcon 2017, where you only have to worry about your own personal hygiene and not everybody elses
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump suffered an outright personality breakdown on Twitter after the wiretap comments, and Twitter has reacted accordingly; "We need to keep him away from the nuclear launch codes today"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps sensing that Trump's trainwreck tenure has given him a perfect moment to rehabilitate his image, President Bush comes out of hiding to talk about his favorite comedian impersonations, and dating a Nixon. Miss him yet?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A much needed reminder that we can totally disagree politically yet it's still possible to be totally cool with each other personally
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Wild Turkeys circled dead cat because they're dumb, not because they are performing an ancient ritual to summon a demonic turkey beast from beyond the ether, as some had proposed
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(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Skimming a snowmobile across a 30 degree lake pulling a water skier and filming it is one thing. Putting that film up on the internet will certainly help the authorities find you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two rules of cremation: Rule 1: make sure the person is dead before you start. Rule 2: see rule 1
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
70-minute megamix of the "In The Air Tonight" Phil Collins drum fill? OH LORD, OH LORD
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(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Fark Politics tab explained: "social media...means that the satire never has to end, that you can always jack right back in, and there's always another person to tell you that those conservative rubes are uncool and unfunny"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yet another person forgets they are not alone on the planet
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Yes, Warren Buffet is throwing his cash around again, this time for picking the NCAA Sweet 16 correctly ... A sweet $1 million a year for life
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President and First Lady strike new deals to personally profit from their positions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Emergency doctor tells patients with memory problems that Trump is now president, not Jimmy Carter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you ready to hear the V.O.I.C.E. of America?
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Irate motorist leaves the most British note ever for a person who parked badly
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today, when you're feeling down, just remind yourself that at least you're not the person who has to hose out the rubber sex dolls at this brothel
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why can't you just eat that? You look so healthy, way too thin really, but not like you have a disorder or anything. You know, this gets me thinking I really need to lose some weight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer personally arranged a phone call between top CIA and intelligence officials and two news organizations to try to counter the NY Times story about contact between Russian intelligence and the Trump campaign. Drip. Drip. Drip
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Every man, woman and child in the US will be paying more. To rebuild the military. $169.33 per person, as a matter of fact. Feel safer yet?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
As soon as you wake up, share your dreams with whomever you wake up next to. Unless it's your cat, because you have no dreams. Just sadness
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Sun February 26, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Glamour shots for shelter pups means faster adoptions
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt lied under oath during his Senate confirmation hearing. About what? "Have you ever conducted business using your personal email accounts?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Al Gore looks to warm up his personal wealth, sells $29 million of Apple stock
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Sat February 25, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump says an unnamed person tells him of the evils of the press using anonymous sources
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bankrupt tropical nation sends cross-country skier to Finland to compete at the World Championships, despite his never having seen snow in person before. Let's see how that went
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You know you are in the back woods when a person driving a sleigh reports that a man used his "flying machine" to cause a massive stampede of 1,500 elk and the reporter writes is as "yup, we live in the future"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski threatens Roger Goodell with physical violence; promptly breaks right wrist and pelvis
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls' gym class tip: NEVER play dodgeball against the star softball pitcher
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"There's this fear that transgender kids are using it as a ruse to sneak into restrooms and grab people by the genitals. If you're looking for the kind of person who would do that, you need to look no further than the Oval Office. He's right there"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
And here's a list of moronic Canadian calls to 911
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Two killers who murdered their respective spouses marry each other in Nepalese prison. And the marriage was arranged by the groom's mother, who is also in prison for helping her son kill his first wife. Awwwww
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Allo allo, what's all this then? Dearie, this man in't dead, he's merely restin'. Look, I tell ya, he got over it, and walked off. Put it in the report: "No offences were identified"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas' new reclining seats could finally stop the midair rage caused by the person in front of you - and even make you happy for once to get the middle seat
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Microsoft launches a lightweight, low-bandwidth version of Skype for India (while the rest of the world is still forced to use the bloated version)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former leader of the Orangemen and Lord High Derper, John Boehner tells a conference of health care executives that a repeal and replacement of Obamacare is "not going to happen" adding under his breath "I told those dumb farks that years ago"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Giraffe live stream banned from YouTube for nudity and sexual content. Were they necking?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Steve Bannon is personally undermining U.S. foreign policy and going over the heads of the VP and Secretary of State to stir up shiat with our allies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia hosts its first Comic Con in the city of Jeddah. Hey, you came as a Sand person, too? And, you?
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(AZ Capitol Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate votes to seize assets of those who plan, participate in protests that turn violent
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Jealous, petty, thin-skinned, punitive, hateful, cunning, and angry. Clear signs that T-- you are afflicted by "Malignant Narcissism" aka the Dark Side of garden-variety narcissistic personality disorder
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The bloodletting at Wells Fargo continues as four major executives discover that fake accounts lead to real pink slips
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Unlicensed Rifle Manufacturer: "Hey, I found a loophole" DoJ: "Hey, you found a jail cell"
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The organization you want to abuse on your talk show won't send anyone, do you C) hire an actor to pretend to be a member
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Okapi produces an even rarer Ocopy
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Mon February 20, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump NSC appointee fired for complaining that Bannon has taken control of all national security policy
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked college student found in state capitol arrested for impersonating a legislator
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Apparently Kyrie Irving isn't the only person at NBA All Star Weekend who believes the Earth is flat
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OK, supposing these 278 pounds of marijuana are for your personal use, how do you explain the 2 lbs. of concentrate, the e-cig cartridges, vacuum sealer and bags, the scale, the cash-counting machine, and the stacks of currency totaling $65,119?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
First, they came for the 30-foot tall fire-breathing robot dragons, but I said nothing, for I was not a 30-foot tall fire-breathing robot dragon
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Fri February 17, 2017
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Nothing to do on Thursday night? Why not go to Burger King and impersonate an FBI agent?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
With all that divides us as a nation, at least we can agree 100% with the order of Rolling Stone's top 50 stand up comedians of all time
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Thu February 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Breach compromises personal information of 7,500 B.C. residents, say province archeologists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you like to solve the puzzle? V _ NN _ WH_TE TU_NS S_XT_
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering if the President of the United States actually asked a black person today to set up meetings with other black people by virtue of their blackness, the answer is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds dog owners are more sexually attractive than people who own cats
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(wxxz25)
 
 
 
Scotland supermarket introduces relaxed check out line where people can take their time, talk and ask the cashier questions. Also known in the U.S. as the person you're always behind in the express lane
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Unhinged conspiracy theorist and known crazy person Alex Jones says Obama is "plotting a Bolshevik revolution" against Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What Donald Trump's handshake says about him
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with nothing better to do for a few hours spends it blocking the view of police speed camera vans on the highway: "People have been loving it. One person got in touch and said: 'Not all heroes wear capes'" (pic)
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
CBC Radio personality and longtime radio host Stuart McLean has recycled his last joke
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roy Orbison's son has acquired rights to the film, The Beatle Who Vanished, all about when Paul McCartney could turn invisible
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Almost seven years to the day after he became owner of the Charlotte Hornets, Michael Jordan is now the second most important and influential person in the NBA. When he speaks, everyone listens
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Carlos Santana throwing shade at Queen Bee triggering Young Hov
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia spokesperson kindly and subtly reminds Trump that it would be in his best interest to keep up his end of the deal so that no one ends up pissed
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apple updates Siri with custom answers to women's Valentine's Day questions. Just leave the phone on vibrate
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There are no small parts, only small actors who could be cast as the new R2D2
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Snow blowers are great for clearing sidewalks, driveways, finding murder victims buried under snowfall
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What triggers a TSA search: a) anything in your bags b) looking brown c) jesus you have bags and are brown, get out the latex gloves
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to get ketchup out of a glass bottle without ruining your clothes? Let's call on an engineering professor for a demonstration
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American wrestler in Mexico has taken on the persona of Donald Trump, to jeers and boos from the crowd, as he predictably loses matches against Mexican wrestling heroes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miles de personas protestan contra Trump en la Ciudad de México
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which seemed to force a lot of dialogue and rushed decisions on the audience [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Studies show that showing up and yelling at your congressperson is actually very helpful
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to possessing dead sheep and eel porn. Looks like he's headed down a slippery slope
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Congratulations: We have a new claimant to the "oldest person ever shot with stun gun by cops" title
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's Saturday. The weather kinda sucks, there's not a lot on TV, and we've pretty much reached our limit on political news. So, for your personal entertainment, here are 15 amazing things you can do with aluminum foil
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
11 bizarre laws you can still be arrested for in London, such as trying to enter Parliament wearing a suit of armour
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8: no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Orange alligator spotted in South Carolina. Probably cleaning out the local swamp
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Be it watching over someone's shoulder or watching a cooking show, who was your first inspiration to take up cooking? Did you learn the person's signature dish?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science says that a person's time perception is altered when they're online. As compared to the 1960s when all it took was a cube of acid and a a Jimi Hendrix album
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to purchase the hot new $295 high-tech carry-on suitcase? Well, get in line, because it now has a 10,000-person wait list
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fried Chicken as buns; over it. Fried Chicken as a taco shell; weak sauce. KFC announces the Chizza. A Fried Chicken crust pizza with ham, cheese and pineapple
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Let slip the dogs of yore
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Barack Obama is personally orchestrating a Satanic sedition against Donald Trump?
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