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170 headlines found matching 'person'
Tue September 16, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines now spending less on food for passengers than ever before, and the meals and snacks you'll get on an average flight cost just $3.62 per person, assuming you get anything at all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The person appointed to investigate corruption is being investigated for corruption. Obvious: FIFA
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(11)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig set to become the latest person out to destroy the Star Wars universe
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(86)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
PA State Trooper dead, another injured in an ambush attack at Pike County barracks. Update: A "person of interest" is being questioned
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It's OK to commemorate 9/11 on Twitter. That is, unless you're a personified rubber vajayjay for dudes to fap with
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Move to rural Japan, have a cow. Or not: "So far there has only been one person who took us up on the cow, and that was two decades ago"
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(56)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Twilight fan marries cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson - probably because, being flat and stiff, it's indistinguishable from the actual person
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
One person in 20 is having an affair with a neighbor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Over their lifetime the average person spends an entire year nursing a hangover. Pfft. Amateurs
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(39)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As the world was rocked by the release of the video and sudden firing of Ray Rice, only one person is asking the truly important question around this scandal: Why isn't the president stepping in?
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(193)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're a self-proclaimed foodie who regularly attends food festivals, you are a bad person and should feel bad. And fat. And drunk
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(48)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"We just want people to be safe when crossing the street; that's why we've put these $60 orange flags at crosswalks so they can wave them at cars to say 'hey, there's a person here'"
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Sun September 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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If you like insane roller coasters, you're going to love Dive Loop Ultra Twister Roller Coaster at Rusutsu Resort, Japan. First-person segment is awesome in fullscreen
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Average person has 23 unwanted items in their home worth thousands of dollars. It's now time to cash in
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(57)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you give the NFL money, you are a bad person and you should feel bad
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(86)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrity chefs and restaurateurs credit the humble stinky liquid-drenched dishwasher for saving their asses. "No guest, in my opinion, will ever know the importance of this person"
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(51)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If you fake an Ice Bucket Challenge so you can dump urine and feces on an autistic teenager, you are a terrible person
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(135)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Deadly pig diarrhea virus outbreak reported in Utah. Official spokesperson for Master Blaster states methane production will be unaffected
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(21)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I fly a lot. And one of the things I always do is tell the person in front of me they can't recline in their seats, and if they try to, I stop them. So why haven't I gotten nationwide attention for this? And this is TOTALLY REAL"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Melee triggered by laundry soap squirt. Fracas begins when one person poured laundry soap over another's belongings. Three were arrested in the brouhaha. Windows were smashed in the kerfuffle, with the hurly burly causing tumult and garboil
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Tue September 02, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember for decades the Fed kept telling everybody to save money and not spend it all? If you are doing that you are a bad, bad, person and ruining the economy so SPEND SPEND SPEND
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Mon September 01, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
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(331)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, WWII erupted when Germany and the USSR invaded Poland. These color photos by Hitler's personal photographer make it feel like only yesterday
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(123)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
127-year-old woman who has outlived her 5 children is a grandmother to 20, great-grandmother to 73 and great-great-grandma to 55 becomes the unofficial oldest person who has ever lived. And she doesn't look a day over 110
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Sun August 31, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge warns attorney to never dress like a Harry Potter character again, says he is the only person allowed to wear an absurd robe and wig in his courtroom
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(29)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Roger Moore finally admits that he has no personality or real talent
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(23)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas opens first 4D rollercoaster where the seats spin independently of the car, making throwing up on yourself rather than the person behind you easier
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is a real life Groot possible? The obvious answer to that question is "I am Groot"
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(85)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The person who bought the sex tape that showed Britney Spears' boyfriend cheating on her? Yeah, it was Britney's father
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How does one blow off steam and the pressures of driving F1? Driving a personalized Pagani Zonda 760LH is a good start
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(14)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you eat almonds, then you're a terrible person
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(146)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The test flight of a military hypersonic glider designed to fly so fast it can reach anywhere on the globe in about an hour went great. For the first four seconds
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, I'd really like to hear Sarah Palin's views about the Washington Redskins name controversy," said no sane person, ever
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(356)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Narcissism: is it a mental disorder or a unique personality trait? Smart money is on mental disorder, since it starts with "me"
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Sun August 24, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Self-help guru who served prison time for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge returns to Arizona to host several motivational seminars on how to deal with a personal crisis
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Sat August 23, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
LinkedIn product chief departs, becomes the first person to actually get a new job using LinkedIn
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(14)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We should stop dehumanizing Ebola victims," says person about the disease-infected carriers of the most dangerous virus known to man
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mark David Chapman once again denied parole, with the three person parole board saying they decided against releasing him because his "actions devastated those who loved the victim." Imagine that
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(70)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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Thu August 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you (besides compromising your personal data)?
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(4)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
$230 per year per person for an advertising-free internet? SOLD
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(109)
 
(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
Considered one of the best meals on Earth, the $295 per person Chef's Tasting Menu at The French Laundry is reviewed... by a four-year-old girl
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh reveals the truth behind Michael Brown's death: Obama personally ordered Darren Wilson to execute the kid in order to incite race-fueled protests that would distract the country from Benghazi and stop the Republicans from impeaching him
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"There's never been a person in Iowa ever charged with having an expired bottle of antacid"
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US troops now have personal air conditioning units, are still slightly less of a threat to the ozone layer than the average New Jersey woman's hairspray cloud
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Mon August 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(72)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're the person who dropped off 100 tuxedo cats, the animal shelter would like to have a word with you about getting pets fixed
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(58)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Cavity protection effect' helps to conserve quantum information, personal dignity at the airport
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(13)
 
(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor decides that what Ferguson needs right now is even more personnel with automatic weapons and military vehicles
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(556)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Look, your honor, my client had immunity with the FBI for crimes he committed while being a rat. Surely, you can see that he should get an appeal? Prison is a tough thing for an 84-year-old mob boss who personally killed 11 people. Be reasonable
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Thu August 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man plans to have sex with a different person every day for a year - because he's an ARTIST
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(85)
 
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
"Ferguson cops shot yet another person. This is an outrage." "But he pointed a gun at the cops." "Ignore it, he's rolling"
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson was the filthiest person in Hollywood. G.G. Allin unavailable for comment
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(61)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Men say "UH," women say "UM," and other small verbal cues that reveal a lot about one's personality
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(55)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Police taser young person. Fark: An 8-year-old girl
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Thu August 07, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP official: "Offending Muslims is the duty of any civilized person. Especially with a .45"
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comprehensive investigation finds 31 credible cases of voter impersonation fraud in last 24 hours...wait, scratch that, I meant 31 credible cases of voter impersonation fraud in last 14 years
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(126)
 
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
"I was called uglier names, I was even called Armenian" -Probably not the sort of person who should be in charge of a country bordering Armenia
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(95)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Eight books guaranteed to make you a better person. Mein Kampf strangely not among them
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(12)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman with "an overwhelming odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from her person" tries to steal a car. News: It was a cop car. Fark: ...with cops still in it
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(38)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces plans to begin personalizing each shopper's experience, so if you'd like to see a few more obese ladies in gym shorts or meth freaks in wife beaters and baseball caps, get online and let them know
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(37)
 
(Movoto)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who is the richest person in each state? This map will tell you who is the richest and what they are worth
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(9)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The smartest persons of the GOP: We should totally have Romney run for POTUS. He's so money, he can't lose. Why has no one thought of this before?
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(245)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Batman's creator's personal copies to be auctioned, because it's Batman dammit
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(12)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Fighting fire with fire. New hotness: Fighting monkeys with monkey impersonators
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(18)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
How getting a heart transplant can completely change your personality
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(33)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The summer wouldn't be complete without another person having a barbecue grill brush wire surgically removed from their throat
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(27)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(Military.com)
 
 
 
The US military has a new contractor for shipping service member's personal vehicles when they get stationed overseas. Let's look in and see how that's going. "Unequivocally we have not lost any vehicles, they are in the system somewhere"
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(79)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Doctor hopes to definitively answer that age-old question, "how do you have sex with a little person?"
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(55)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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(104)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Carolina AG: You know, we're gonna lose this fight anyway. Let's be the better person and stop this silly fight over gay marriage now
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(99)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Watson supercomputer is helping military personnel transition back to civilian life, plans to use this programming at some point in the future to help Alex Trebek successfully transition from Jeopardy host to civilian know-it-all
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(8)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
William Shatner had to attend comic con in a wheelchair after a horse riding accident. Using a blinking light to answer all questions, however, was a personal choice
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(50)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How Google became our closest online confidante, which is why millions of people turn to it every day to answer personal questions such as "Does he love me?", "Why won't he have sex with me?" and "How is babby formed?"
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(21)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congress blocked from editing Wikipedia for a week for failing to properly provide citations that Donald Rumsfield is, in fact, a lizard person
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(24)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
In this episode of Things That Are Totally Doable But Will Never Happen: Citywide personal rapid transit maglev pods
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(23)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the government orders you to tear down a giant driftwood tower you built in the woods, you should react like any sane person and declare the land a micronation
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg admits to being the most recent person to secretly suck on a joint in the White House
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(45)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people
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(161)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Boy Scout takes picture of US border patrol agent. Agent threatens Scout; points loaded pistol at another Scout's head. Boy Scouts spokesperson is OK with this: "A great lesson in civics for that young man and that troop"
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(149)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The one-legged woman was so into the Robbie Williams impersonator 'Blobbie Williams' that she took her prosthetic leg off and threw it at him. "I want to see the Human League, I might even throw my leg at them if they are lucky"
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(25)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Jury awards $23.6 billion in punitive damages against RJ Reynolds. To a single person
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(158)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when Slate goes full First World Problems? You get someone wondering why she and her friends don't put pictures of their nannies on Facebook
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(104)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Palm Beach authorities would like to speak to the person who decided to recycle a perfectly good human body
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(22)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The only person alive who isn't pissed at Putin today is Putin
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(119)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Latest Snowden bombshell; Guess what happens when you have a room full of 20 somethings looking into everyone's personal data and they come across your secret nude or sex pics?
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(152)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for Wyoming governorship plans to open Yellowstone National Park to grazing and mining, arrest federal land-management officials for impersonating law enforcement officers. Sounds reasonable
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(210)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Modder turns Crysis 2 into third-person shooter. "The result is absolutely terrifying"
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(9)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama says many Republicans personally hate him: "If I named apple pie the official American dessert, they would call apple pie Communist and introduce a bill naming vanilla ice cream the official American dessert"
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(377)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all - collecting "things you never thought you'd say to another person before you became a parent" examples for a kids book I'm working on with Len Peralta DIT - Drew
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(462)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only person hotter than German World Cup hero Mario Goetze right now is his girlfriend. Wow
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(52)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Narcissist [nahr-suh-sist] noun 1. a person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish. 2. a person who derives erotic gratification from admiration of his or her own physical or mental attributes. 3. B-Rawk Obama
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, what do you call the spot you park on top of a homeless person?
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Suzanne Vega celebrates her 55th year of impersonating Shelly Duvall
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(40)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
Here are 20 things Hipsters have ruined for everyone. Personally, I hated hipsters before it was cool
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(129)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Security guard gets fired from job due to news footage of him being the first person to buy legal recreational marijuana in the State of Washington. That's some fine bud there Lou
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(159)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The critical job of refereeing a possibly very ugly World Cup semifinal between Brazil and German is given to Marco Rodriguez, the only person in Brazil who DIDN'T see Luis Suarez bite someone
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(35)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neighbor launch some fireworks that landed on your roof? Simply impersonate the Illinois Secretary of State and force them into retaking their driver's license tests. It's easier than you think
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
People who grew up in the 1980s sending prices of authentic music memorabilia from that era soaring at auction. "The Cure's fan base is now of an age where they have the disposable income to buy such pieces"
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(89)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger in person"
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(54)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3500 copper canisters found in old mental hospital. Gold mine for scrappers? Doubtful. Each contains a person
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(118)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Poll finds average person knows five gay guys and three lesbians, which is helpful if you need help redecorating or to borrow a pickup truck
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(128)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision might have inadvertently pierced the "corporate veil" and made it easier for the owners of a corporation to be personally sued for the corporation's debts and other responsibilities
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Thu July 03, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FIFA official has never watched a soccer game in person
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(30)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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Tue July 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Metallica playing Glastonbury was supposedly a huge deal this year. Personally, seeing this video makes me think people weren't paying attention to the real star of the show
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(45)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just a tip to impressionable teens: if a cop takes you to a place with "a bed, food, personal lubricant, {and porn} videos" that might actually be "his apartment" rather than "a police substation" despite what he tells you
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first person in the West to hear of Joseph Stalin's death in 1953 was a) Eisenhower b) CIA head Allen Dulles or c) Johnny Cash
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Fri June 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five-time national champion female runner finishes the 800 meters at the U.S. Track and Field championships with a time of 2 minutes, 32.13 seconds. 35 seconds slower than her personal best. Oh did I mention she is 34 WEEKS PREGNANT?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter hates soccer because it is destroying America thanks to its lack of "major injuries and personal humiliation"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel management brings down the hammer on 73-year-old employee who gave away free muffin to a needy person
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(183)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dominatrix on trial for scrubbing a man's face with a toilet brush and forcing him to wear women's underwear. Personally, I call that "Saturday Night"
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(38)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
"We would therefore also like to make it clear that the statement attributed to Iggy Pop that he believes Justin Bieber is the future of rock and roll does not represent Iggy Pop's personal opinion"
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(22)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters to return to "The View", says it was difficult getting used to having conversations where only one person was talking at a time
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(11)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Owner of an Indian restaurant in England gets a take out order from Brazil and personally delivers it ... for $7100
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(30)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R):"I have a crazy idea. How about we do not oppose things that the majority of voters want just because we have different personal opinions?"
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(79)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Software modder turns GTA V into a first-person shooter
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that the same genes that make one more likely to develop schizophrenia also make one more likely to use marijuana. That's like, their personal opinion, man
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten tips on becoming a morning person, the greatest type of person there is
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(107)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"More than a million Honda vehicles could be subject to an upcoming recall for Takata air bags that are at risk of exploding and shooting shrapnel at passengers and drivers, according to a person with knowledge of the matter"
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch a supersonic ping pong ball demolish a paddle
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(22)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Sheriff Joe Arpaio is closing in on the person who forged Barack Obama's birth certificate." Keep shooting for the stars, WND
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Sat June 21, 2014
(The News International)
 
 
 
If you've never wanted to move to Australia, they're enticing visitors with up to $10,000 per person to not stay
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Performance artist and/or crazy person Victoria Jackson releases her second campaign video in her quest to become a county commissioner for Williamson County, TN and, well, it's exactly as crazy as you'd expect
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Interesting: Ever wonder what we yanks sound like to other English speakers? We allegedly love our 'R's and sound like we're on the verge of hacking up. Fark: A British person demonstrates by forcing her self with Marmite
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(69)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dude, if you pay for services from a prostitute and then impersonate a cop to get your money back, you probably won't get it back and the police would like to have a word with you
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(17)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN and FoxNews both breathlessly promote their "exclusive interview". With the same person. Who's been interviewed on both networks many, many, many times before. I mean, it's not like Hillary has been living under a rock the past 20 years, ya know
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(24)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Researchers want commuters to trade in their cars for a personal mini-helicopter to reduce traffic congestion in citi ... look, you had me at 'mini-helicopter' (pic)
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Wed June 18, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We may not have our starships, flying cars, or personal jet packs; but at least we now have Smell-O-Vision
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(11)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spiders have personalities, their own DSM-V section
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Generally responsible person' dies vomiting out the side of a moving car when her head strikes a telephone pole, lowering the bar for the rest of us who are generally irresponsible
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Mon June 16, 2014
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Obama is notifying Congress that U.S. military personnel could deploy to Iraq, mission accomplished rally to be held next week
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Thu June 12, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Today's teens are drinking less, smoking less, and having less unprotected sex. Fark: Because they're spending too much time on their phones to hang out in person
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8-year-old British girl diagnosed with terminal brain cancer becomes the first person in the world to beat the illness
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(91)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
When caught making a racist statement, most people would apologize instead of saying it's their honest personal opinion. This politician is not most people
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arkansas is up in arms that someone can write down another person's license plate. Wait until they find out about Google
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(50)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman creates fake Facebook profile to talk to her niece, niece asks the fictional person to kill the woman and other family members
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(102)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Pkunzip A:\backpack.zip C:\PersonalObamacareInfo
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(113)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police are looking for a person who had to climb a ten-foot wall and then cut a hole in the metal fencing to steal $100 and some freezer pops from a pool building. Judging by the smallness of the hole it was either a child or small person
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest to person to point out the stupidity of MLB's unwritten rules is former MLBer Dirk Hayhurst
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(94)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
State Rep. John Becker (R-Ohio) wants to ban IUDs because he considers them a form of abortion. "This is just a personal view. I'm not a medical doctor"
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Tue June 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In two years, we could have "3 person babies," which are created from two chicks and one dude, but not in the sexy way, as God intended
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie copes with getting criticized by the Tennessean GOP by crashing a bachelorette party. Bride-to-be reported to say "Who the hell asked for a Chris Farley impersonating stripper?
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Jealous of the other side getting all the derp, Daily Kos argues "beyond a reasonable doubt" is the wrong legal standards for rape cases and instead the rapist should be guilty until proven innocent
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a dog, the best way to do so is to chase cars. Naked. Well, dogs don't wear clothes, now, do they?
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(15)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
BEST Korea creates a "gatorade" sports drink cultivated from mushrooms. "This natural drink is very effective in enhancing physical ability of sportspersons and recovering from their fatigues"
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
New head of BlackBerry admits he isn't the best person to save the company and that he was only chosen because no one else wanted the job
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(25)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says he may retire, opening pope job to yet another person. Is there a form or something you have to fill out?
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(75)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's how to request your personal file from the US Customs and Border Protection agency if you want to find out why you keep getting black-flagged for secondary searches every time you try to get on a plane. Don't expect much, though
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Self-aggrandizing, minimally-accomplished media personality Megyn Kelly interviews and obliterates self-aggrandizing, minimally-accomplished media personality Joe Scarborough
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(76)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Well OK, maybe not if you drank a normal person's blood, but what if you drank Drew's?
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(20)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: lawsuit filed against Instagram and What's App for violating users' privacy. News: Judge issues a subpoena compelling Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to personally appear and testify. Fark: in Iran
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Sun May 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fresh off the terror of VA waiting lists, President Obama travels to Afghanistan to personally subject our brave soldiers to the horrors of Brad Paisley's music
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(107)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody left baby raccoons at a health department building in upstate New York. The center said that person should check themselves for rabies and besides that, who wants one of these fine raccoons?
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Sat May 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case for reparations: "In America there is a strange and powerful belief that if you stab a black person 10 times, the bleeding stops and the healing begins the moment the assailant drops the knife"
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers develop methods to scientifically prove that a person can be chubby-but-cute-in-the-face
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(17)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
7 ways to tell if someone is lying to you. By the way, my other car is a Mercedes
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(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lenovo overtakes Apple in personal computer market for first time after marketing campaign to target people who don't have an all-black wardrobe or inexplicable jobs of some sort that require them to hang around coffee shops all day
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(46)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A cop, a rabbi, and a Boy Scout leader walk into police custody after being busted as part of a 71-person kiddie porn bust
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(77)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you live in Texas don't request a personalized license plate that reads, "Rump," "Hitman," or "Bite Me"
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(25)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Well, well, well, we really feel special about ourselves, don't we? Talking in the third person about ourselves about being #22 on the most disliked list. Could it be because we're...I don't know...SABAN?"
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(12)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Now that we're all enjoying Obamacare, would it be okay if the government, like, looked at your personal medical records. You know: For the good of the nation
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Federal Government makes $100 billion annually in mistaken over-payments (about $300 a person). Subby wonders where his share is
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(33)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Burger King is scrapping its 40-year-old "Have It Your Way" slogan in favor of the more personal "Be Your Way." Yeah, that will help
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