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66 headlines found matching 'perfect'
Thu July 27, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skydiving is not mentioned in the Bible. Are those of us who jump out of perfectly good airplanes going to Hell as well? What other things is the Bible mysteriously silent about?
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Justine Damond may have slapped police car, making it perfectly reasonable for officers to shoot her
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. missile defense racks up another perfect success, except for the part where a sailor hit the big red button labeled "self-destruct"
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
President Trump is going to be offered a 'Dummy Run' trip to the UK to see if he will embarrass the Queen or not. Well a Dummy Run should be perfect for him
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
The good folks who brought you the Kalashnikov assault rifle have now created their own battle robot - which can learn from its experiences. But don't worry, Putin says it's perfectly safe
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(Brewbound)
 
 
 
Brewbound announces release date of 2017 edition of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout. "It's the perfect beer for a warm summer evening, a cozy winter's night or the approaching destruction of the entire human race"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Every perfect game in Major League history, ranked. Apparently, some were just a little more perfect than others
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 15 movies you need to see that people agree are absolutely perfect. How many from the list have you seen? Any movies you want to add to the list?
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom blogger won't let son receive a perfect attendance award so she can make it all about her and what a great parent she is. Did you know she also has a book out too?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court: Corruption is perfectly legal
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donnie Junior's meeting with a Russian lawyer was set up by PR specialist Rob Goldstone at the request of a Russian singer-songwriter who claimed he had information that the DNC was taking illegal campaign funds from Russia. Makes perfect sense
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Do you think a 1984 Toyota Carina II GL Auto would make the perfect getaway car? This guy did
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your sister is lying in a hospital bed, behind you, screaming out in pain and in the midst of labor, now THAT'S a perfect time for a SELFIE
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Paper planes usually take about a minute to make ... unless you decide to construct a perfect 1:60 scale replica of an Air India Boeing 777. Then it takes 9 years
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Much as ABBA perfected the pop song in the Seventies, Swedish country band shocks the world with pitch-perfect replication of Hank Williams-style country music of the 1950s and early 1960s
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Sat July 01, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Need some tips on grilling the perfect hamburger
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Builder finds perfectly preserved 600-year-old long sword in a peat bog. The Knights who say Ni immediately put in claim of ownership
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The joy of baseball perfectly summarized in watching a young fan attending a game for the first time watching his idol hit a home run
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm on the Han Solo movie: "Uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Coast Guard airlifts man with stroke symptoms from cruise ship, over constant protests that he was perfectly fine, he was great, he was the President of the United States
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
In Maine it's perfectly legal to catch too many fish and dump the rotting carcasses of the ones you don't want in the bay
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Thu June 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Microsoft AI plays a perfect game of Ms Pac-Man, still doesn't stand a chance of surviving hyperspace in Defender
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Jeff Sessions testimony was recreated by Kate McKinnon on Late Night with Seth Meyers. She does a pitch-perfect imitation of the hate elf
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Fri June 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete a perfect postseason? Or will the Cavaliers win and try to make this series interesting? Will anybody not named LeBron James step up for Cleveland? It is your NBA Finals Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9 pm ET
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why yes, a lawyer for Russia's oil companies makes perfect sense for an FBI director (PDF)
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Mon June 05, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The internet tilde is the perfect tool for snark? *How about no* -no- _i think not_ [nope]
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Nothing adds just the right touch to a romantic moment than just the right album. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for the perfect "sexytime" mood music
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Sat June 03, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Surfing world icon Jack O'Neill who pioneered the wetsuit catches the perfect wave at age 94
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
As we are living in fictional times, the President is perfectly justified in referring to a fictional tax bill making its way through a Congress that possibly exists only in his own mind
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perfect 10
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With the Minnesota Twins off to a great start, Miguel Sano decides it's the perfect time for the ole rubber snake trick
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Sun May 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Perfect moments
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Any player who is ever questioned about missing a game for the birth of their child can now quote this coach - who delivered a perfect reply about life priorities
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need a perfect summation of the Toronto Blue Jays' season? Darrell Ceciliani gets injured while hitting a home run
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why are older women and younger men often a perfect match?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The "Tron: Legacy" soundtrack by Daft Punk remixed with "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" is just about perfect
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The perfect head for the FBI in Trump land just announced he would accept the job
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
In honor of Mother's Day, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the perfect song to play for your mom ... and yeah, that does sound a bit creepy when typed out like that, but you get the point
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Raisin, who started out life as an unwanted kitten who was deemed defective, has found her perfect home - working at a Vet clinic, where she helps and inspires patients and clients every single day. Including (of course) Caturday
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(KOTA, SD News)
 
 
 
Graduating High School senior has 13 years of perfect attendance. 13 years? Pfft, Subby did it in 12
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Wed May 10, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Perfect Storm ship about to become part of reef which will help lessen the impact of bad storms. Hey, wait a second. Didn't that ship go to the bottom of the ocean never to be seen again?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Mirrors 8.4 meters wide with just 25 nanometers of deviation from a perfect parabola
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Cheese is popular for many but what are some fun ways you use it? Special selections for your mac or the perfect complement for mushrooms? Share your favorite uses.. especially if they break from the ordinary
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
AI quickly learns to imitate voices. They tried it with Trump's voice. It worked perfectly only it made way to much sense so back to the drawing board
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell won't reverse the league's marijuana ban because it's "addictive" and "may not be healthy for players long term". Head shots and PEDs still perfectly okay, though
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you want to escape poverty? Well, it will take you 20 years of perfect planning and execution, with no unexpected illness, accidents, or other life events, and even then, you'll be in debt up to your eyeballs. Enjoy the American Dream
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He's pretty close to perfect." "Yes he is." Sean Hannity and Lou Dobbs spend several minutes gushing over Trump and getting rather intense about their mutual adoration. Good thing they weren't in the same room
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
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Guy bowls a perfect 300 game before you could come back with the nachos and beer
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When asked about latest food trends, Anthony Bourdain pronounces Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino the "four things I hate all in one sentence: Starbucks, unicorns, and the colors pink and purple. Also a Frappuccino. It's the perfect nexus of awfulness"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama photographer perfectly shames classless yokel hillbillies. Which, I mean, if you really think about it, is about as difficult as putting on your shoes. But, this is where we are as a nation
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Witch-free 'perfect storm' threatening Europe's salamanders. Newts still getting better
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Tye Dillinger finally overcome Eric Young in a steel cage match? What happened when Maryse accidentally sent nude photos to the wrong people? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WTSP)
 
 
 
18-year-old man arrested for yelling f**k next to 75-year-old woman, which seems perfectly reasonable to do, judging from hickey she left on his neck
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kyle Schwarber and Anthony Rizzo both demonstrate how to defeat the infield shift with perfectly-placed bunts. 90 feet is just far enough
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Console gamers love the PS4 because they get cozy warm, have their ventilation grates at the bottom, and tend to be in dark corners which makes them perfect nesting grounds. Excuse me, did I say "gamers"? I meant cockroaches
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese shopper orders the $30 "Mystery Lucky Bag of Imperfect Goods" through Amazon and ends up with a mouth-watering surprise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With time, money, and high tolerance for pain, you too can have near-perfect eyebrows just like Madonna
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
College kid tries to troll Southwest Airlines and their response is perfect. Give this round to Southwest
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Wed April 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say, here's a great idea for a game show: Let's invite women on and then male contestants can guess whether they're pregnant or just fat...or maybe guess whether their breasts are real or fake. It's perfect for that 13-year-old demographic. BRILLIANT
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia now accepts Snapchat job applications, aka Snaplications. "The irony isn't lost on me. The ephemeral quality of a Snapchat video is the perfect metaphor for the here-today-gone-tomorrow fast food worker"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since getting a travel visa to the US has become virtually impossible, US Soccer officials decide now is the perfect time to bid for the World Cup
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In baseball news, Martha Stewart uses her magical powers of evil to ruin a perfect game
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Fri April 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
A zipper-obsessed horse would be perfect for handling horse flies
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
As Bill O'Reilly begins to rack up Cosby-like numbers, now is of course the perfect time for the Grabber-In-Chief to stand by his fellow "good person"
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