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Headlines matching 'perfect'
Mon April 14, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to UK pageant organizers prancing around in front of their judges in high heels and bikini is perfectly wholesome, but tweeting a basically SFW topless photo of yourself to raise breast cancer awareness "brings shame upon the pageant"
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
For over 150 years, society has attempted to remake office culture and no strides have been made. Clearly, this means everything is perfect
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(Betabeat)
 
 
 
Beer is rarely described as dorky but this one is: "Mix homebrewing with dwarves, ancient god-like aliens, and science fiction and you have Satyr Stein. Centuries of brewers have perfected the art of the beverage and I am eager to share it with you"
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
"Perfect background for selfies" replacing location, rent and distance to transit as selling points for New York apartments (pics)
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(7)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Looking for the perfect craft beer? There's an app for that
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Court decides that mocking Bobby Jindal is perfectly okay. Farkers rejoice
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(146)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
First drunken Cubs fan of season thrown out of Wrigley on opening day. Fark: An hour before the first pitch, threw a newspaper stand into an unmarked cop car and finished off with a perfect sidewalk faceplant
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(14)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for the man who has everything? A $100 tube of chocolate toothpaste, of course
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(12)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
It seemed like the perfect speaking venue for a Tea Party candidate running in the MS GOP Senate primary: A gun show in a town actually called Guntown, MS. Then somebody had to notice the guy selling all the White Power paraphenalia
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The reason your kid always wants the sugary cereals isn't due to commercials or taste; it's due to the fact the cereal box has a life-size face on it with eyes staring at a 9.6 degree angle, which is perfect to make eye contact with children
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(49)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper won't inherit any of the Vanderbilt millions. He's perfectly happy with all the doors the name has opened, though
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(40)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood home for sale, with a fantastic dining room that is perfect for having friends for dinner
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(25)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas is perfectly happy to continue playing second fiddle to Texas A&M in football
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you were looking for that perfect Anderson Cooper ringtone, this may be it
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(10)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
It's a lot of work to write a perfectly straightlaced article just to get away with this headline, but well worth it
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(19)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Carhoots)
 
 
 
This time GTA gamers meticulously remake the Need For Speed Movie. The only thing that's not perfect is that Niko is not short enough
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Las Vegas revenues down 14%, and winnings down 20%. Las Vegas workers unions: "This is a perfect time to strike"
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(71)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
If you ignore the fact that Sony, EA, Capcom, Sega, Deep Silver, Mad Catz, Perfect World, CCP and other companies are dropping out of having a presence at Penny Arcade Expo East this year, Nintendo's decision to drop out is really troubling
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(269)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creationist 'Noah' film warns God may end the world again to wipe out gays and atheists, apparently completely forgetting the Biblical explanation for the rainbow. Which now makes perfect sense as a gay symbol
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(80)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
"Love isn't a state of perfect caring. 'Love' is an active noun, like 'struggle.' To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now." Happy birthday, Fred Rogers
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(77)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Partially blind bowler in 80s strikes perfect game. Toward the end you could hear a pin drop
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Round 3/Day1 of March Madness and there are no perfect brackets left. So, sit on the couch all day and watch the cinderellas dance. First game is Florida/Pitt at 12:15 EDT
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(578)
 
(Lost Lettermen)
 
 
 
Guy has only perfect bracket left on Yahoo. Guess the reason for the tag
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(42)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Britain hopes its new 12-sided, £1 coin will "deter counterfeiters." Because counterfeiters usually spend their time trying to perfectly replicate the lowest-value form of a given currency then churning it out in quantities that would fill a rail car
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(42)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that the definition of the "perfect female body" has evolved over time. Personally, I miss the 1950s torpedo boobs
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Sat March 15, 2014
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A look at a rare Robo Force Punch-Out Toy Book from 1980 that almost perfectly recreates the robots from the original toy line in papercraft form
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(14)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Key and Peele talk about why it's perfectly okay to make fun of everything, from burn victims to the bizarre names given to children who somehow find their way onto football teams, like Hingle McCringleberry
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Charles Rangel (D-emented NY) claims building collapse in Harlem is 'Our community's 9/11'... with just two killed, this makes perfect sense
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you can pick a perfect bracket? Warren Buffet is betting $1B you can't. Free registration now open to the first 15 million people who want to try and prove him wrong
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(46)
 
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think this would need to keep being said, but the parking lot of a police station is not the perfect place to run your brilliant criminal enterprise
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(10)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The perfect marriage?
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(30)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(Grantland)
 
 
 
So, how rare is 18 straight hole-in-ones for a perfect score of 18 on a sanctioned miniature golf course? It's only happened three times in 50 years
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(35)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Twins have surgery to look perfectly identical and share a boyfriend. Giggi-- OMG Kill it with fire KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(172)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's a caffeinated bacon waffle with maple syrup and it's the perfect food
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(10)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Remember back in the good old days when Spring Training was the perfect time to announce to the media that you and your buddy were swapping wives? "Don't make anything sordid out of this"
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(74)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut introduces "interactive table" to let you design the perfect pizza. Looks like someone left the Yellow Pages open to the numbers for real pizza places again
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(12)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Marketing and branding gurus begin to target up-and-coming generation of Google Glass users. It's the perfect marriage of assholes and Glassholes
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're driving through Croatia and encounter people wearing horns, sheepskins, and huge bells around their waists, don't worry. It's perfectly normal this time of year
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(21)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians closer John Axford pitches a perfect Oscar prediction game. 18 up, 18 down
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(20)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop revolutionary membrane that can keep your heart beating perfectly forever, demonstrating once again that scientists are eager to start the zombie apocalypse
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(30)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Talking and texting are still illegal, but a California court of appeals has ruled that it's perfectly okay to use a cell phone while driving ... if you use it as a map. Which is mixed news for Apple Maps users
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We can now add "routine wisdom teeth extraction" to the list of things that can kill a perfectly healthy 18-year-old
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Wed February 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Aged to perfection
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(27)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Someone is chopping down perfectly healthy cherry trees. This is not a repeat from 1738
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(16)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember how in 2011 everyone in Washington voted to privatize the state's liquor system so that the free market could take over and everything would be perfect? Yeah, about that
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What makes the perfect cookie? Is it a special ingredient? Prepping a certain way? Don't hold out now, we've got milk ready and want fresh cookies... so help us out
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(199)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jamaican bobsled team has a theme song which perfectly syncs to the course length. Cool runnings indeed
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(13)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How can anyone put together a list of 18 one-season shows perfect for President's Day viewing without including That's My Bush, or The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer?
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(105)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." Valentine's Day for the MIT grad
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(31)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's annual Valentine's Day card collection. The perfect gift for that special someone you love to hate
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(25)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Swedish Olympic Olympic SlopeStyle athlete sticks a perfect face to snow landing while pantsless
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(26)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Washington governor places moratorium on death penalty, cites 'imperfect system'
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(82)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch this crow solve eight complex puzzles in perfect order
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(45)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's complicated but totally worth it: "A man has been jailed for three years for robbing a nightclub boss who claimed he had been kidnapped by a group of lapdancers." And there's photos of everyone involved. It's like a perfect Fark link
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Sun February 09, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's better than a typically scary Russian dash cam clip? How about one with the perfect soundtrack?
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(11)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel's cutaway clip for Matt Damon in Monuments Men was beyond perfect. With bonus Bill Murray reaction
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(22)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
While mainland parents are up in arms over schools throwing out perfectly good pizza lunches, schools in Hawaii serve escargot, also sparking outrage
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(46)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There is a perfect way to hold a hamburger. Here comes the juicy, mouth-watering science
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(72)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say the perfect nap time to feel refreshed is between 10 and 20 minutes, which is about as long as someone can fall asleep at work before the boss comes back around
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(18)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Think you've found the perfect way to pick up a little extra cash by offering ride-sharing? Well, about that
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(45)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks set to direct Pitch Perfect 2: A Capella Boogaloo
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(70)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why is this question even being asked? Of course farmers should willingly give their information and data to John Deere and Monsanto; how else will farming be perfected?
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(40)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how Gabrielle Union keeps that slim figure? Porn, of course
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(42)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Mommy blogger's newest gripe: "It's hard for any child to resist the brightly colored, shiny wrappers that are the perfect size for small hands to grab, set up at face level"
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(165)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet will give the person who fills out a perfect NCAA bracket this year A BILLION DAMN DOLLARS
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(64)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
A mere 95% of ATMs in the world are still operating on Windows XP, but don't worry, your money is perfectly safe
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(74)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Blue tinted Meth is making people sick, unlike regular meth which is perfectly healthy
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(102)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fear not, man without butt crack still farts at perfect pitch (Not safe for work)
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(54)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: Obama is "emboldening" the Taliban. That's a perfectly cromulent position
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(153)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The perfect box. No, that is not a euphemism
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(51)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fans in England go nuclear over biggest issue dividing nation: is FIFA's new bad-weather ball 'salmon' or is it more of a 'mango' color on TV? Or is a perfect shade of pink that would go well with the party frocks soccer players should wear? (pic)
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(11)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Cool: You get a vintage 70's stereo system for free, including turntables. Awesome: system is in perfect condition. OMG MY EARS JUST CAME: vintage stereo system is the studio equipment formerly owned by The Carpenters
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(249)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Looking at the weekend forecast for South Sudan, look for highs in the mid-30s, and conditions for an outbreak of watery diarrhea are perfect
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(17)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
California man gets routine appendectomy with 24-hour hospital stay. Billing charges are: A) $550 B) $5500 C) $55,000
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(89)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best Doctor Who companions that never was. Yes she is on it, her too and him as well. Actually this list is perfect in every way
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(87)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
When people say you hit a one-in-a-million chance they're talking about A) the lottery; B) the chances of finding your perfect parter or C) getting savagely beaten to within an inch of your life by a ruminant
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(41)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Alien that can perfectly mimic organic matter hatches plan to escape Antarctica
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(20)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(NPR)
 
 
 
Give your duck a hot blow job for the perfect Christmas dinner
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(81)
 
(Smashwords)
 
 
 
Featuring hot lesbian bondage, Farker Pungent's first novel makes the perfect Christmas gift for...you've already gone to the link and you're reading the free sample, aren't you?
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(29)
 


Mon December 23, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
The University of Kansas thinks it's perfectly acceptable to fire professors who post questionable material on Facebook and Twitter
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(166)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
XKCD sums up Buzzfeed perfectly
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(58)
 


Fri December 20, 2013
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The perfect job for the professional student
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(29)
 


Wed December 18, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Leonardo Da Vinci's "Last Supper" perfectly recreated by Muslim group to promote religious unity
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(79)
 

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