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500 headlines found matching 'percent'
Fri September 22, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Republicans support citizenship for the 800k DACA recipients
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A former US Drug Czar with a Medellin cartel contract on his head traveled with a security detail of two. Current EPA head Scott Pruitt needs 18 because Mother Nature doesn't pussyfoot around like the cartel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin ain't worth the paper it's not printed on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hewlett Pack-your-bags
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
As a PSA, you're reminded to tickle the little man in the boat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salute, the U.S. Marine Corps prepares to welcome the first female infantry officer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The last honest pizza" sells out
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Illinois has $16 billion in unpaid bills. Not sure who's to blame but I'm betting they will be mad again
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NFL ratings slide has Wall Street worried
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ADHD in adults stopped handstanding, is he dead or not
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends 300,000 accounts for terrorist content. But not that one
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Tue September 19, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
More than half those polled in California have considered moving out of the state due to housing costs...maybe earthquakelandslidefires too...but definitely housing
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Student debt blocking millennials from homeownership
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Modern slavery is alive and well in this so-called civilized world of ours, where there are an estimated 40 million slaves toiling away in horrid conditions. Here's where they live and what they do
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
So, Montana is screwed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How many dates should you wait before you have sex? Probably more than it takes for your date to figure out how weird you are and move on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump to travel to Alabama in hopes of getting a little Strange
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone magazine up for sale. Turns out libel's a lousy business model
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Dear Farmers Insurance, We have another exhibit for our Hall of Claims
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The reason Twitter will never EVER get rid of the Trump twit? Analyst estimates he's worth $2 billion to them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us, where a kid is just a kid...a really bored kid wandering down empty aisles filled with dust and broken corporate dreams
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reason No. 374,792 why most millennials are stupid: half of them would give up their right to vote to get out of debt
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big business has created an addiction to junk food in Brazil, resulting in obesity rates as the country gains a Brazilian pounds
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Seven movies [including mother] that got F cinema scores
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Semi driver who gave away his load of plywood to those in need just before Hurricane Irma struck Florida is fired from job
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Study claims women flock to men who are losing their hair, finding them more confident, dominant and taller. One gets a feeling that maybe, just possibly, there's a touch of shenanigans going on here
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The best news you'll hear all month. Seriously. It is
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can take the Floridians out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of Floridians. You'll just have to take their car out of the swimming pool instead
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Fair had judges awarding blue ribbons to hogs and cows inside, while a California DMV sting sent bogus handicap placard owners to see the judge outside
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where all those 'Made in China' products really are made?
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
News coverage of Donald Trump is 91% negative. The other 9% of the time is set aside for TV commercials
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
72 percent of Republicans are happy about President Trump's outreach to Democrats. I sure am
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Analyst thinks there's a scenario that could cause iPhone X intenders to buy Samsung phones. Subby thinks that it might rhyme with gold head glands
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford on punching Ryan Gosling in the face, "I mean, I suppose it's 90 percent his fault"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump's spiritual adviser Paula White says "I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist." We'll pray for you, Paula
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin loses 8% of its value, which is 8% of zero
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
40% of adults sleep with a bear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While the EXTREME trend died out in the '90s, it's still alive in politics--for now
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here's why you should complain more about paying taxes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US' debt recently passed the gross national product, while Norway's sovereign wealth fund just passed 2.5 times the value of their GNP and controls more than 1% of all globally listed stocks. Socialists make good capitalists, apparently
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Just think: If this man had never had gone to Starbucks, perhaps he wouldn't have called a black man a slave, called his children "despicable vermin," or punched an apparently homeless guy on the street
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Robert Kubica, step right up. You're the latest target of the weekly JV hate mail
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Clinical trials are often unregistered and unpublished, according to the Cherrypicking Department of the JAMA
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
21 percent of young people, 95 percent of politics tab would be willing to vote for a Communist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Equifax just might not have enough insurance coverage to cover financial losses from their ooppsie. Chapter 11 it is, then
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Sun September 10, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After one pricey season, Amazon cancels The Last Tycoon out of nowhere
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
...run for mayor?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma? Great time to try and get tax cuts for the rich
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Heinz 29
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Tractor company employees brace for a Deere John letter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target chooses long-term customers over short-term investors. It's a bold strategy, Cotton; let's see if it pays off for 'em
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Fri September 08, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Look, I've got an advanced medical degree from Dunning-Kruger University, and I'LL decide what I'm taking
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate Appropriations Committee decide the easiest way to deal with Trump's decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Accord is just to ignore it and continue funding anyway
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast lost 100,000-150,000 subscribers last quarter due to competition. It's like you have to please your customers or something
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline: "Your cellphone porn habit isn't as secret as you thought." Wait...why did this show up under "Recommended for you"?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Surprisingly Sean Spicer gets a zero on "sexy" and "physically fit" but scores very high on "rude" and "creepy" in polls
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The biggest secret the rich are keeping from everyone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert de Niro is going to personally rebuild Barbuda. might want to ask how many points he's asking on the vig first, but that's just me
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
High School football players learn that wearing hoods, burning a cross, and waving a rifle are not ways to increase your chances of starting in Friday's game. At least not in Iowa
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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Thu September 07, 2017
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican Senate Leader: Hey we're #1 in auto insurance premiums, you should be happy we're #1 for anything
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major banks' commodities revenue hits an 11-year low as they figure out easier, better markets and methods to screw people
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Acute diverticulitis recurrence more likely with barium enema." With amazing helpful photo that works for every element of the headline
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Taxes, like First Class, are for all you poors
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buy, Mortimer, buy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gary Cohn wiped his ass with his integrity and moral fiber as he stood next to Trump defending the Charlottesville Nazis. All so he could be Fed Chairman. Guess how Trump plans to repay him?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The U.S. trade gap edges up with the deficit with China hitting an 11-month high. And there's no telling what we really owe Russia at this point
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says that the US is the most heavily taxed nation on Earth. Europe: "Hold my beer"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of rich, white, male Republicans most Americans have a pessimistic view of America
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Think gas prices will go down after the Harvey effect? Think again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Get really pumped by using this one simple trick
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For anyone in Houston who might need a new car, here's a handy guide on vehicle customer satisfaction
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Study finds that Facebook is bloating the internet - about 16% of the average site's code is Facebook related
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Trump economy is a well oiled machine
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"It's easy. We blame the victims"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some kids in the UK that don't know that the chicken came before the egg
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The middle class is making a quiet, triumphant comeback
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nickel prices keep plugging along, are the highest they've been in almost 6 quarters
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Harvey takes out one million cars in Houston. Who needs public transport
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump warns that North Korea's leaders are smarter and wiser than he is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
L.A. brushfire giving La Tuna a real grilling. Pass the mayo
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The six big policies the Democratic Party should adopt right now, but won't
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case for the 'Millionaire Tax'
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The average American has had 7.2 sexual partners, Farkers ask how that's possible when Rosie only has 5 sisters
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Alex, I will take "Answers to a Question Headline Other Than No" for a $1000. Two doors instead of four. Red paint. Funkster youngster. Weener possession
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(The Fader)
 
 
 
Suicide prevention hotline's traffic increased 50% after VMA performance. Geez, is today's music really that bad?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most Americans think Two Scoops is an unstable, dishonest bully says this no name liberal rag called 'Fox News'
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Fri September 01, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Level three evacuation orders issues for Jolly Mountain fire. Apparently, the mountain's not so jolly when it's burning
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After downing $100 million in VC money, Juicero has squeezed it's last orange
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It was a close shave, but Brazil's economy grew in Q2
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
33% of you are headed for diabetes and don't know it. The other 66% of us on Fark know that cirrhosis will get us first
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Simpsons fires its longtime composer Alf Clausen. Yes, he wrote the monorail song
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Joint study from the Romero and N.S. Sherlock Institutes finds that wealth redistribution would boost economic growth and expand the labor force
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a way to turn brewing waste into fresh yeast to make more beer. Finally a practical use for science
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why are white men so angry?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The median home price in San Diego dropped by $6000 last month. To the bargain price of $537,750
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Trump kills the GOP with identity politics
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Clinical trial shows success in using Ecstasy for PTSD treatment. Because seeing glittery unicorns and hugging random strangers is a helluva lot better than driving your car into crowds
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are Trump supporters racist? Well, more than the average person, that's for sure. And, here's the science
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student loan balances have jumped 150% in just the last decade
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
I have no idea what a "Despacito" is, but it just tied the record for most weeks at #1 on the US pop singles chart. Apparently a Bieber is involved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A record 16.5 million viewers tuned in to see Jon Snow do something on Sunday's Game of Thrones
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon takes 43% off of Whole Paycheck
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you think sea animals choking on ocean pollution sucks, then boycott plastic straws this September
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only thing that may be more unhealthy than sitting at your desk all day is standing at your desk all day
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit alleging that Zillow's "Zestimates" are full of zhit
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Sat August 26, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) slams Trump for pardoning former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio. Yea, you read that right, a Republican senator from Arizona went "WTF?" when Trump pardoned a sheriff from Arizona
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harvey knocks 25% of Gulf oil output offline, so expect gas prices to go up like 500%
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM now: A small number of Chevy Bolts face battery issues. GM in a few weeks: We're recalling a million Chevy Bolts
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado: More drivers in fatal accidents are testing positive for high levels of THC. The local marijuana lobby: There's no proof of a connection, man
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New poll finds Amazon viewed more favorably than Trump. Well, sure, Trump won't deliver that five pound bag of gummi bears you drunkenly ordered at two AM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Least ... Popular ... President ... EVER
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GameStop: Our profits are down dramatically because practically no one uses Xbox, so we have a ton of stock we haven't been able to sell for years
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the gas price increases. Thanks Harvey
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Sales of US vehicles drop nearly 7% in July, weakest showing in a year. Are we making 'Murica great again yet?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Come see the sadder side of Sears' shelves
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starting Monday free range organic tofu nuggets at Whole Foodazon.com will be dropping from $15.99lb to $15.97
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's approval ratings are going down faster than Russian ambassadors
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Apparently America is on the verge of a Ratpocalypse EVERYBODY PANIC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One lucky bum just hit the $758 million Powerball in Massachusetts
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
How Amazon turned Seattle into America's biggest company town
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are a ton of white people in Britain
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sony may have to pay Xperia owners for claiming phones were 'waterproof'. Because hey, nothing is waterproof at crush depth
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(NIST)
 
 
 
Government scientists propose to also study the Pope's religion and the preferred habitat type bears defecate in
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
In latest fake poll, the Fake Media is trusted with the truth far more than the Fake President
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(Politico)
 
 
 
51, 53, 55, 58, 52, 52, 56 -- that's the good part. Then come 41, 47, 35, 49, 48. To sum up: 39
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study by Harvard researchers of Exxon-Mobil's internal research and public statements makes it VERY clear that they were aware of climate change, and humans' role in causing it for decades, but deliberately misled the public about it
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Wash your hands thoroughly after choking the chicken or tickling the duck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have you turned 35 yet? If so you'll probably start hating your job soon
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A handy guide that shows what percentage of your life the U.S. has been at war. If you're 15 or younger, it's 100%
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In this week's installment of 'Damn Those Millennials', CNBC explores data suggesting that younger workers prefer being fired via text message
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans 'triple talaq' law, in which a man could divorce his wife simply by saying 'I divorce you' three times, further derailing Subby's plans to stand outside Trump tower and say 'I impeach you, I impeach you, I impeach you'
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Trolling Across America
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservatives outraged they're being called Nazis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson says Trump looking at the eclipse without protective eyewear is the most impressive thing any president has ever done
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Mon August 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Poll: 64% of Wisconsin voters 'embarrassed' by President Trump's conduct, and this is the state with Scott Walker as governor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just how short are Trump's "coattails" right now? His favored and endorsed candidate for the open AL Senate seat is trailing by 20 points ..in the GOP primary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So, yeah Trump's poll numbers are in the toilet, but that's only because we haven't fixed the thing that lets chicks vote yet
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(Time)
 
 
 
Lottery winners make their neighbors go bankrupt
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Let's fill the GOP with InfoWars candidates
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sure, scientists say an eclipse is about to happen, but why should we believe them?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk Bannon declares war on Gen. McMaster, who killed the most people in modern history with his tactics. Proceed, drunk redneck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top five superstitions surrounding the solar eclipse. For safety, don't look at them directly
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Sun August 20, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Volkswagen is bringing back the '60's style Microbus. Arlo Guthrie approves
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Ric Romero may have retired, but his legacy lives on at The Ric Romero Institute Of Studying The Complete And Utter Obvious, a/k/a Tech Times
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"No sports, prom or parking for you"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Up to 13 percent of all airline pilots may be clinically or even suicidally depressed. Have a nice flight
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The eclipse is racist, and you're not woke enough to notice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So that's what, two more weeks?
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Sat August 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop gives coupons to customers ticketed at parking meters. That's sweet
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're gonna watch the eclipse, make sure Fido or Fluffy also wear protective eyewear because we all know how dogs and cats love to observe eclipses
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Do you wear shoes inside your house?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Majority of American want heritage, history, culture to stay
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Data that nobody could have possibly predicted pulled from Virginia's annual Standards of Learning tests, or SOLs, shows that students from rich families perform better than students from poor ones. In other news, Virginia calls its test the SOL
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: If you want to retire, you should have the equivalent of three times your salary saved by the time you're 40
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Poll by Rasmussen shows confidence in Trump at 53%. Wait, correction, make that by Pew Research. Libsplain this one away
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The transcript from jury selection at Pharma Bro's trial is everything
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
LeBron is gone
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Survey examines pubic hair grooming-related injuries. "Limitations of the study include that some individuals may not have answered the survey truthfully because pubic hair grooming is a sensitive subject." Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC Chair: There is no room in the GOP for White Supremacists. I mean, unless they are the President, his Chief Strategist, his senior adviser for policy, his Deputy Assistant, but other than that, no room, none
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property
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Tue August 15, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Florida actually does something right, as doctors there are refusing to see unvaccinated kids
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germans? Forget it, she's rolling
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GAU-8 tries to kill pilot. A-10 laughs & brings him home safely even if it was without a canopy & landing gear
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having NEVER, EVER, EVER even been accused of manipulating metals, stocks, futures, markets, economies, etc, Goldman Sachs says bitcoin may rise about $500 more, before losing half its value
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ah, the paradise of Iceland. Heath care is universal, gender equality is a given, and children are covered by extensive and progressive child protection laws. Except those that might have Down syndrome. They are aborted at a rate nearing 100%
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bill Gates makes his largest donation of the century at $4.6bil. It could have been even bigger, had his Surface not BSoD'd on him
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be worst summer movie season in 25 years. Makers of 'Baywatch', 'Ghost in the Shell', 'The Smurfs', and 'CHiPS' unavailable for comment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are disturbingly unbothered by the idea of striking first with nuclear weapons
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Border patrol seizes illegal half-million dollar shipment of A: drugs, B: weapons, or C: counterfeit toy airplanes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of the Virginia GOP tries his hand at being the very model of a modern moderate Republican: Sure, you have to be "unequivocal" and "emphatic" about denouncing white supremacists, BUT those Confederate statues really SHOULD stay up
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember Angry Birds? Well in a classic case of 'too little, too late', Rovio announces IPO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crocs may finally go away for good
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
While you are still debating whether to buy a $10 box at the next Super Bowl party, someone just placed a whopping $880,000 bet on Floyd Mayweather Jr
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says the length of the NFL preseason is a problem. Although not as much as the duration of the Super Bowl halftime show
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Americans admire President Trump's fire and fury
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, the markets lost a trillion, but how much money did the Trump Clan, Kim Jong Dynasty, and Putin's Oligarchy make with advance knowledge of the chest-thumpy nuclear kerfluffle likely coordinated via non-government back-channel communications?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Uhuru wins Kenyan Presidency, meaning there's now an opening for a communications officer on the Enterprise
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Recent survey shows only one-third of Americans could find North Korea on a map. Two-thirds ask for a more detailed map of Europe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Old and busted: business owners are going Galt. New hotness: workers are going Galt
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Only 19% of men use a condom every time they have sex. Which means 81% of men are still idiots that trust women
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
And you get a tub of healthy comfort food, and you get a tub of healthy comfort food, and you get a tub of healthy comfort food
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Asian stock markets tank due to Trump's saber-rattling over North Korea inducing investors to take profits and GTFO. Mission accomplished
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Vegetarians are twice as likely to be depressed as normal people
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study shows Trump's plan to slash legal immigration in half would cause the GDP and jobs rate to decline rapidly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that Trump is proposing to cut the corporate tax rate from 35% to 15%, it is probably a good time to remind you that arguments about how corporate tax cuts help the middle class are about as real as Trump's promises to release his tax returns
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Microsoft Surface devices displaying the BSoD when it comes to reliability
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP voters 2008-2016: Obama hates the constitution and would appoint himself president for life if he could. GOP voters 2016+: If Trump wants to suspend the 2020 election, then that's A-OK with us because suck it, libs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
OPEC: 2018 looks pretty good, but, given the black gooey clarity of our crystal balls, let's just up our current output a smidge or two right now
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is a jobs boom right across America. That's great. As long as you like waiting tables
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The cost of making those aluminum foils hats to keep out the alien-developed and CIA-operated brain monitoring waves is about get a LOT more expensive. Thanks, Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala) confused over Trump's endorsement of Sen. Luther Strange in Alabama Senate race. Will be further confused when he wins by 40 percentage points
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Seventy percent of Windows 10 users are fine with the spyware we've baked into the OS. In no way is that number inflated due to the difficulty in finding all of the privacy settings we've hidden
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New studies suggest that studies want to be free. Because of course they do
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Foxconn deal has turned into a FoxCON. Governor Scooter, still suffering from delusions of grandeur, thinks it will be fantastic for the state
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Tue August 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, which do you think is killing you faster - being single or fat?
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(Shareblue)
 
 
 
Without a black president to spur gun sales, the NRA now resorting to peddling pants-pissing terror over blowing leaves, that one dog that looked at you funny, foreign-sounding food, your own shadow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
12 mind-blowing things you learn butlering at luxury hotel serving royalty and one percenters. Conscientious butlers "keep an eye on the minibar when tending to Americans in their thirties and forties - they're considered the partiers of the hotel"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dentist accused of practicing painless dentistry. For him, at least. Kind of hard to feel anything with a blood alcohol level of .418 percent
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey from the N.S. Sherlock Institute finds that while pilotless planes could save the aviation industry billions every year, not many passengers would be willing to fly that way
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's sugary drink tax makes soda more expensive than beer. Well, this seems like a problem with its own solution built in
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida leads nation in lightning strike deaths, as the long-running feud between Florida Man and high voltage continues
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The majority agrees Trump can't handle North Korea
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
When the last remaining pockets of civilized humans huddle in dark caves and the ruins of our cities as gangs of barbarians hunt us for sport, and we try to figure out where we went wrong, the phrase "Audiobooks for Dogs " will come up a lot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
32%
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
1 weird chart showing how broken the U.S. economy has become
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Corporate America: We just want to say, "Good luck, we're all counting on you"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
New study discovers illegal marijuana growers are using illegally applied pesticides in illegal locations. If only there was some way to make it legal
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Brexit, Anglos are hustling to Ireland to do construction and restoration work on Irish countryside real estate, upgrading castles from tatty English holiday retreats to globally renowned five-star properties that attract Kim and Kanye
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(Team USA)
 
 
 
Fan choice for the 2018 U.S. Olympic Luge Team helmet design looks like something Evel Knievel would have been proud to wear
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
19 unwritten rules of dining at a restaurant that asshats like you ignore habitually. And no, there's nothing about tipping on it; everybody's already clear that 20 percent is the minimum
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
To counter stories of NJ Lt. Gov. Kim Guadagno is losing the NJ governor's race by 50-25 margins, the Guadagno campaign releases an internal poll that shows she's only losing by 42-28
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Canadians and Americans pay fairly similar amounts of taxes annually. In exchange, Canadians get universal healthcare, while Americans get more bombs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Some fake poll shows Trump losing ground even among Republicans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old rich white man warns other old rich white man not to raise taxes on old rich white men or he won't be welcome at the old rich white man's table at the next gathering of the old rich white men
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The 11 other countries who did not back out of the TPP agreement are moving on without the U.S. with trade deals that have left us at a greater disadvantage, who could have predicted that populist isolationism would be so reckless?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If North Korea starts something, 75% of Americans are in favor of finishing it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey, Kids, the bees are back
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Mexican president Vincente Fox wants to be the R.J. Reynolds of marijuana
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We're winning so hard we've wrapped clean around
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Sat August 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Generation X needs to save America from Millennials." Yeah, just like the Greatest Generation saved America from the Baby Boomers, right?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
About those Democrat "Obama-Trump" voters that crossed the line because they hated Hillary...yeah, make that Republican "Bush-Obama-Trump" voters (that still likely hated Hillary). Here comes the political science
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A higher number of mitochondrial DNA-molecules may means more Jedi, fewer X-Men
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Fri August 04, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
There were two Martin Shkrelis who appeared in the same courtroom before the same judge this week and both were convicted
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Venezuela's currency is so bad people are hoarding U.S. dollars like Americans hoard guns
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Don't look now snowflakes, but in key 2018 battleground states, Trump's support is as high as ever
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Study shows your first name may change your physical and perceived appearance. This explains why Chads are such Chads
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently not too many people want a Tesla Model 3 like they used to
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gallup to world: Trump's approval rating is at 36%. Trump to supporters: I AM MORE POPULAR THAN EVER
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember when Fox News was so desperate to prop up Trump that they dug up Jimmy Walker as an example of a Hollywood star who supported the precedent and slammed "PC" culture? Good times
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BMW leaving rivals in a cloud of diesel, ultimately driving for an electric road ahead
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Christians are nearly twice as likely to think people are poor because they don't work hard enough. You don't think Jesus just had heaven and earth handed to him by his dad, do you?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Democratic activists are outraged that the DCCC isn't determined to preserve a GOP majority in the House
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's just how close that Air Canada jet came to slamming into four other planes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Begun the airline fare wars have
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those that identify as Christians are more than twice as likely to blame poverty on a lack of effort. Makes sense as Jesus was a poor man with nothing better to do than walk around jawing his gob to individuals of his socioeconomic class
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll finds Democrats up by 14 points in Generic Congressional Ballot, including an 11 point lead among Independents. This is bad news... for Obama
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four years into MLB replay challenge era, math shows that managers may be far too cautious in challenging umpire calls and could be stalling games even more than now. "The cost of a bad challenge is pennies compared to the gain of a good one"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Canada sets up a refugee housing center at Montreal's Olympic Stadium for refugees from... some war torn country? No - the United States of America
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans keep crushing it with their 401(k)s. But not you, of course
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post received and published transcripts of the president's calls with the leaders of Mexico and Australia. Let's see what he told th-OH LAWD
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Qatar Airways qancels plan to buy large share of American Airlines
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Pleeeeeeeease impeach me, let me go"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Even the trumpers are now abandoning Donald Trump. But do go on and tell us once again how the GOP won't impeach "one of their own"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In today's NSS survey, 98% of UK businesses oppose a no-deal Brexit. The other 2% were apparently concerned a deal might spoil second Brexit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You might want to move to your fainting couch - tech companies have been manipulating their valuations
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump continues to set records as President, registering a new high of 61% disapproval in the latest polls
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
European regulators to delay meeting in bid to reach bank capital deal, saying they can't quite squeeze enough out for themselves yet
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Older people dying on job at higher rate than all workers." Analysis: No Shiat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America can thank a warrior caste of families for running and fighting its wars
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(MSN)
 
 
 
More than 6,300 stores are closing in 2017. Here is the full list
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Venture Capitalists to Wall Street: We'll issue stock without voting rights so that founders and VCs can cash out. S&P: And we'll just ignore your companies when we create the indexes in which passive investors invest. VCs: Oh SNAP
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's economic ineptitude is soul-crushing
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Tue August 01, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
61% of those polled are fine with buggering up the national economy just to score political points. These folks are: A)Brexiters B)Elderly C)Idiots D)All of the above
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
That should make it easy for Venezuela to move to the Gold Standard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo (screwing over customers) and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Wells Fargo (screwing over customers) fell out. Who's left?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: 52% of people found the Mooch's comments inappropriate. FARK: 18% of people found the Mooch's words appropriate
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Reddit is raising $200 million and redesigning to look more like Facebook. Fark is raising a few bottles of Maker's Mark and you'll get over the last redesign eventually
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has 100 percent confidence in Sessions. Guess we know who's up next on Survivor: White House edition
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer, SELL ..the price of chicken wings is "skyrocketing"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Intelligent people are more likely to stereotype others
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Sun July 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're one of those Americans hoping to get rid of President Trump, there's a bunch of Canadians who would be happy to take him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Majority of voters in the U.S. want Congress to give up on trying to repeal Affordable Care for millions
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Sat July 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
"How have I failed these kids so badly they think the Earth is flat just because a basketball player says it?"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The house *almost* always wins
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Hearing loss rates for U.S. teens is holding steady. Apparently, most of them can hear, they just choose not to listen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No longer neutral, the Swiss franc is now clearly in the red
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines revenue up 7.2 percent as fliers react unitedly
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP demands Yertle's head
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♪ Swing LOW Sweet approval rating/ Coming for to carry Trump Ho-ome♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil quarterly profit nearly doubles on news that globally, gas isn't going anywhere for quite a while
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ing NY Times has its best quarter in years. Thanks Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Verizon drops the hammer on the competition as quarterly subscriber additions beat estimates
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter again fails to embiggen its user base, despite a bigly increase in revenue
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN brings Ric Romero out of retirement to finally tell us why no one will sign Colin Kaepernick
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The math didn't add up for Ravens lineman John Urschel, so he's taking his ball and heading to study math at MIT
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Maori were right all along. Giant mega-swan once walked the earth with us
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Almost too late, CBS finally hires continuity checkers for Star Trek: Discovery
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chipotle hopes that their customers will decide that the new queso sauces they are introducing are worth running the risk of shiatting your brains out for days after you eat them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Alabama state GOP: if Sessions resigns as AG, he can have his Senate seat back
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Then: Three percent. Second Amendment solutions. Patriotism. Now: I was manipulated into seeking fame
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the past 26 hours Trump has broken his record for lying, stating 29 Trumpian false or misleading claims. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor (R-Eprehensible) "Yeah, that repeal talk was all just smoke and blather to appeal to the base"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida tops the list of 'best places for mancation,' because if you're going to do something stupid you might as well do it in Florida
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve will hold interest rates firm as the jobless rate hits a sixteen-year low
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Switch lets Nintendo switch back to profitability
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(Politico)
 
 
 
At a campaign rally in Ohio last night, Trump promised that, if he's elected, he'll return jobs to the region, send home prices soaring, crack down on illegal immigration and "Islamic terrorism", and, of course, repeal Obamacare
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll finds half of Trump voters think he won popular vote. Other half say Crooked Hillary only won PV because she was working with the fake media, illegal aliens and reverse vampires to rig the vote and stuff
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's sinister plan to give everyone single-payer health care seems to be working ... at least in the cities
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The free market has dictated that healthcare policy be pushed back to 2018
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
And like that it's gone in a (•_•) ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) flash
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Vitamins and supplements are very effective... at increasing call volume to poison control centers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the chaos of the current Trump Administration may cost the Republicans the House, the Senate, and anything else the public can vote on. So, seeing how that's true, let's step on the gas and really give the Dems everything
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
French president Macron surrenders 10 percentage points as approval ratings plunge after only two months, the second-biggest decline for a French president so soon after election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-epressed) says "Hillary when you lose to somebody who has 40 percent popularity, you don't blame other things-Comey, Russia-you blame yourself "
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow experiences a brown out due to GE
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I can't even remember why I opposed Obamacare," said Patrick Murphy. He thought Democrats "jammed it down our throats"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having accomplished so much during his first 6 months, Donald Trump is taking almost the whole month of August to enjoy a well-deserved luxury vacation at his golf club resort in New Jersey
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you were looking to buy a Buick LaCrosse, Cadillac CT6, Cadillac XTS, Chevrolet Impala or Chevrolet Sonic, better hurry
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study finds most guns sold on the dark web originate from one country. Can you guess which it is? Anyone? Anyone?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Seattle Magazine)
 
 
 
As Seattle real estate market goes insane, house hunters are looking to buy in Tacoma before it also goes insane. "The median Tacoma house is now $321,000 - that's $71,000 more than Chicago"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The greatest Comic Con story ever told
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Oh no. 88 percent of the people in the Netherlands disapprove of a border wall between Mexico and the US. This. Changes. Everything
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE chief readies national sanctuary city crackdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golfer likes horse sex because it's really easy to score a hole-in-one. Plus horses don't really care if you finish first, just as long as you have solid driver (Not safe for work)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After 8 percent plunge in TV ratings during 2016, NFL is doing something about commercials for 2017. Not improving them, but reformatting them so you don't reflexively channel-surf during endless ad breaks and downtime
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harley goes into skid
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
The auto loan bubble is growing
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Mon July 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The good news: We're really kicking ass in Afghanistan. The bad news: Civilian ass
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
New poll shows Theresa May's approval ratings are Trumping
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Even after the release of Donald Trump Jr.'s email exchange setting up a meeting with a Russian lawyer who claimed to have evidence against Hillary Clinton, a majority of Republicans still don't believe that Russia interfered in our election
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
First the good news: There is an Eco-friendly way of eliminating ticks off your property. Now the bad news: It involves bringing opossum onto your property
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Sun July 16, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
According to new poll, Trump continues to be the worst President ever. This is not a repeat of every poll since Trump became President
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at why musicians are so pissed at YouTube
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California's Supreme Court moves to make the bar exam easier to pass, because if there's one thing California needs, it's more lawyers
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Fri July 14, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cannibalistic Mormons are invading Washington, and eating everything in sight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the "Cornhusker Kickback"? An eventually removed provision in Obamacare that mostly helped Obamacare skeptic Ben Nelson's state? Get ready for the "Polar Payoff" a $2 billion provision of the AHCA that ONLY Alaska qualifies for
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(iNewsource)
 
 
 
California close to mandating all its power come from renewable sources. Your move, Trump
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In a huge disappointment to Fark, this cop didn't beat, shoot or kill anyone. She donated a kidney to a child
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Dogs can't be ring bearers, Italian judge decrees. True, they'd probably get distracted by cats on their way to Mordor
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Smart staircase stores your kinetic energy going down, gives it back to you going up
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices dipping as IEA sees compliance with OPEC cuts dropping
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead lawsuit is more dramatic and enjoyable than the series itself, featuring obscene emails and unchecked greed
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia Republicans face the largest number of contested elections in a decade. It's almost as if a lot of people just looked up and realized what happens w