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500 headlines found matching 'percent'
Thu January 19, 2017
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Think you've got a job that requires you to wear the brown trousers? Try being a Student Driving Instructor... in the winter... in Idaho
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley CEO hates unicorns so much, he banned the word from his offices entirely. Rarity, Vinyl Scratch, and Twilight Sparkle already planning a protest outside the company's offices next week
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
New survey shows only 22% of Americans want Obamacare repealed; this is a huge drop in support for the GOP's plan after red state voters learned the ACA that covered them was actually Obamacare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Maryland congressman decides to avoid the rush, begin impeechment proceedings against Trump immediately due to blatant and ongoing violations of the Emoluments Clause. Your move, Liftbro
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, a free clinic that isn't an abortionplex
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A stunning new study reveals majority of Trump voters received most of their election news and information from Fox News
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
So, did Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens get into the Baseball Hall of Fame? C'mon are you on drugs?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal Trade Commission to file charges against drugmaker Mallinckrodt for using its monopoly to jack up the price of drug used to treat lupus and multiple sclerosis by 2,165 percent, to $28,000 a dose. The whistleblower? None other than Pharma Bro
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
These scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientist searches for the Bottom Quark. Huh, I never took Quark for a Bottom
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Loonie is back, baby, just in time for Trump's inauguration
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump shakes a tiny fist at polling data that shows just how unpopular he really is these days
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Tue January 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Polls that show Trump's approval rating at 40% are rigged and phony, according to Trump. Wow, and I thought he'd say, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll try to be President for all the people and get those numbers up"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway has the second-highest priced Big Macs in the world. Of course, the only other option is lutefisk
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
CNN poll reveals most people don't believe that the Russian hacking changed the election or that they were chumps enough to be fooled into voting for a spoiled rich kid with bad hair
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bombshell CBO report indicates ACA repeal will preserve coverage of 2 million more plans than previously anticipated
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Why keep your money in a savings account where it earns zero money like a sucker when you could invest it in attack helicopters and their 5.21 percent annual return?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why do U.S. school grades go A, B, C, D, and F? Why not "E"?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers losing money on Trump inauguration tickets
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Richard Sherman has a "significant" but unspecified excuse
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Most Germans don't think racial profiling is a problem. This is not a repeat from 1933
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the eight men who have as much money as half of the world. Combined
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Feds bust two huge robocall operations and issue a $4.375 million fine. 80 percent of their calls were to people on the do not call registry
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Dallas Cowboys being eliminated and the fact that the game is being played in Houston, the price for the cheapest Super Bowl ticket is now down to $3349
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
No
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's criticism of John Lewis results in tremendous book sales. For Lewis's memoirs
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Sat January 14, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Johnny Debt?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: Guns and airports don't mix. No, really. We're serious. I mean, we love guns as much as the next red-blooded 'Murican, but if you guys keep it up at this rate, we're going to end up with all of them. Signed, the TSA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Could it be the one thing that saves us from Republicans Gone Wild: Congressional Edition are ... the Trump voters?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler CEO says charges of cheating on emissions testing are "hogwash." Which brings up the question - Would you really want to buy a car from a company that still uses the word "hogwash"?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is already breaking records as one of the most unpopular presidents in history - and he hasn't even taken the oath of office yet
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's a problem we can all help with. Drink more whiskey
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zombie bacteria want braaaaains
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(Downtrend)
 
 
 
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." U2 will shelve new album due to Trump election. America yet another step closer to greatness again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that Democrats are lost in a "foggy swamp of denial." Here's hoping that the sunrise of truth will blow away the mists of self-deception and enable the blue skies of collaboration to freshen their liberal bog
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports radio legend Mike Francesa brings George Karl onto show, reminisces about how Michael Jordan ruined Karl's team in Game 6 of that Finals by pushing off on Bryon Russell and draining that jumper
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know Obamacare has problems when some enrollees in it want the act repealed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
High-profile killings have made police officers' jobs harder
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trumptanic sinking in polls before maiden voyage
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump voters who thought he would bring back those jobs shocked to learn said jobs don't exist anymore
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Support for Barry Bonds being elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame is moving the needle
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Tue January 10, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
King Cake Baby account brings nightmare-inducing selfies to your Twitter feed, will battle winner of Trump vs. Cherokee County School District
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and May search for answers in the Darkhold. Meanwhile, Fitz and Simmons finally get around to setting up their breakfast nook but Mace has other ideas for that space. (ABC 10ET)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The average 'fixer-upper' in San Francisco is now $920,000
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Chiropractor attaches large wheel to a levered snow shovel thus taking the strain off your back when clearing the driveway, and putting local kids out of business
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists close to discovering why mice can't hold their liquor
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Mon January 09, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Got a quarter million dollars to spend on stuff you want? Not if you have a kid, you don't
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Montana leads the nation for most gun companies per capita, with roughly 100 percent of state's residents currently building some kind of ridiculous weapon in his or her garage
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Snow and ice covered 49 of 50 states this past weekend. Guess who was left out?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Theranos starts 2017 by firing 40 percent of its staff
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After you open a bottle of red wine, it's okay to store it in the refrigerator. Although why anybody would put an empty bottle of wine in the fridge is beyond me
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not-actually-a-Democrat Bernie Sanders wants to revitalize the Democratic Party to 'create a damn government that represents all of us'
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
538 crunches the numbers and finally figures out why Hillary lost. Turns out she would have won if more people had voted for her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
J. C. Penney may be the next department store to go belly-up
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One percent problems: £7 million worth of your gold is stolen, and it takes you two years to realise
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unless it is true 'stranger rape' the NYPD isn't too concerned about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans to GOP: "Don't you dare repeal it without a replacement strategy" GOP: "LOLs, too late. Die quickly"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump has begun attacking Toyota over their Mexico ties, and now Nissan is starting to panic as the president-elect is just pissing everyone off at this point
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wetzel's Pretzels CEO is shocked that his profits went up with increases in the minimum wage, thought they could just buy more money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since making up laws as they go along now seems to be a "thing" in North Carolina, NC's new Gov is accepting federal funding to expand Medicaid despite a 2013 law expressly forbidding that without legislative approval
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on the news Saudi Arabia is mulling supply cuts
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(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Land snatching. Land, land...see snatch
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tijuana: #1 in barbecued iguana, #1 in most homicides in 2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) tweets a poll to see how many people hate Obamacare. Hilarity ensues
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
Coach K has one more game before he goes into surgery. The Duke Blue Devils face the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in this ACC showdown
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The e-mails? I dunno, they're not from Russia. They fell of the back of a truck
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bowden once slept in a recruit's bed all night to guarantee the kid would sign. "His momma cooked me breakfast. I knew I had him. That was back when you could do that. You can't do that anymore"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The guys who created the 401K and set the stage for companies to stop paying actual pensions want you to know that they see now why that was a really bad idea. "Sorry, our bad"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
On the bright side, the United States of Trump may not become the world's worst banana republic, if only because Haiti just elected an actual banana salesman as president
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Self-made" millionaire tells Millennials they should buy homes. Doesn't bother explaining how millennials are supposed to afford to do so or how getting rich when daddy's firm is bought by Morgan Stanley makes one a self-made millionaire
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Tar Heels try to avoid their second straight loss to start conference play. The Clemson Tigers will try to force Roy Williams into mid-season surgery in big home game
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news for Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence as their disastrous failure Passengers will get a release in China, ensuring it might make some money after all
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
What's more disgusting than a seagull? A seagull covered in antibiotic-resistant E. coli
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Newspaper article from 1917: Coal? Don't worry about it, they'll be using something else 100 years from now
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ratings are in, and viewers tell Celebrity Apprentice "you're fired"
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(Computer Business Review)
 
 
 
Cloudflare's servers crapped the bed this weekend after that unexpected Leap Year second that no one knew was coming until the last second
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Manhattan could get by with 78 percent fewer cabs, study finds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Low-cost airlines transported more than one billion passengers in no-frills flying cattle cars for the first time ever last year
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Mon January 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Let's see... Hitler, Manson, Beiber...yep, definitely Beiber
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four bowl games with some big-name college teams for the most part. Florida-Iowa, Western Michigan-Wisconsin, USC-PSU, and Auburn-Oklahoma. Have at it with the games starting at 1:00 PM ET
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Sat December 31, 2016
(France 24)
 
 
 
Iceland ends the year without a government, seems to be doing fine despite politics tab's infallible prediction that it'd be Somalia with volcanoes by now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two semifinal games are being played today along with a couple other bowl games. Will Alabama roll over Washington? Will the Buckeyes top Clemson? How about LSU-Louisville and Georgia Tech-Kentucky? Kickoff begins at 11:00 AM ET
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Fri December 30, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jones average up 14 percent for the year. Your short positions are still patiently waiting, Mr. Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Rep Mark Meadows (R-ape) suggests repealing Obama Administration rules for handling college sexual assault because rapists have feelings too
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Adam Vinatieri - the NFL's oldest player at 44 - needs to make one field goal on Sunday to trigger a $500,000 contract incentive. Expect Colts to go for it on every fourth down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Indianapolis Colts just wasted Andrew Luck's best season. Which is only the second-most obvious sentence with "Indianapolis Colts" and "wasted" in it
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Thu December 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Antarctica wgah'nagl fhtagn
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US oil refineries who have put off maintenance for 2 years are worried that no workers are available for repairs. For some reason the workers found work elsewhere during that time
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Best time to make a resolution? (hint - It's not New Year's Day)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite détente with the U.S., Cuba sees its economy shrink. Which raises the obvious question - How could anyone tell?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Fish oil pills for pregnant moms may cut asthma risk in kids, lead to gills, creation of Inhumans
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Britain might not have enough salad to go around. Still plenty of roasted lamb innards and boiled pig snout for everyone
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Fox News can't even lie correctly
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
ACC basketball gets started with interesting match up between a team that scores vs a team that holds the ball like the end of Hoosiers
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Wed December 28, 2016
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that Colorado study that showed that legalizing pot didn't lead to teenagers smoking more of it? Seems as if things are a little different in Washington. Like don't Bogart that joint, man
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mainstream media outlet complains that Trump can't stop talking about the election. That's the joke
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers find not only do bats communicate, but 60% of their noises are arguing. Unmentioned is how many are in the politics tab
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest trend of 2016 was the disconnect between fantasy and reality
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thank, God. This is best news in the last few months
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Tue December 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
All right, already. Get the damn Dow to 20,000 so we can stop hearing about it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL week 17 power rankings see the Cowboys and the Patriots retain the top two spots while the Chiefs move up to number three, but even a win couldn't keep Cleveland out of last place
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
So, let's review the 23 science facts we didn't know at the start of 2016. Do you remember them all?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's Slinky, it's Slinky / For fun it's a wonderful toy / What protects a bird feeder, makes squirrels take a breather / And makes a slinkety sound? / A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing / Everyone knows it's Slinky
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. consumers are buying homes at a record pace ahead of the coming financial crisis and inevitable mortgage bailout. Because hey, free houses
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin tells Democratic Party to stop crying already, and points out that Republicans had also won the House and Senate "Did we do that, too?" *grins*
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(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
New report says that despite the surge in online shopping, most Americans still prefer going to real stores. Mostly for speed, convenience, ease of shoplifting
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Government to survey property lines with GPS instead of traditional guy-holding-a-stick method. On the plus side, $60 Million in savings. On the down side, Apple maps says your house is an on-ramp
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll show that only 26% of Democrats or Independents would be "excited" if Hillary ran again, whereas 99% of Republicans would have to change their pants. Also 50% of Trump supporters are totally cool with him breaking all his campaign promises
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Whatever" is the most annoying word according to a poll. Whatever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
California to Uber: "Fine, if you won't get testing permits for your 16 self-driving cars, we'll just cancel their registrations." Uber: "Ub, er"
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Firefighters save Yoda the turtle from fire. When asked about their feelings when responding to the fire, the firemen were quoted as saying "Adventure. Excitement. A Fireman craves not these things"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Being a rookie in the NFL is all fun and games. Until you get stuck with the team's $16,000 dinner tab
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
More and more pregnant women are smoking weed. That's ok. Subby's mother smoked weed when she was pregnant with him and subby turned out...like...wait, what was I doing?...typing is hard...hey, are those chocolate chip cookies?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
NFL teams are botching new kickoff-return rules by returning kicks they shouldn't. "If the entire league had simply taken a knee on these 356 kickoffs it returned out of the endzone, it would have saved a combined 1,108 yards of field position"
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(Emergency Management)
 
 
 
State Farm Insurance: "Hey Washington State hasn't had an earthquake in a while, I think we should raise rates 117% this year." Insurance regulators: "Ok"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Another indication that America has no idea where it is politically, most Trump voters really did switch their vote at the last minute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: GM's Hamtramck factory in Detroit, thanks to recent upgrades cranked out 874,000 vehicle this year. Bad news: GM ain't selling cars anywhere NEAR that fast, so workers at the factory are gettting a 3 week, unpaid, vacation
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Listerine may cure gonorrhea, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "The Burn Means It's Working"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
McDowell County, West Virginia voted for Trump by a ratio of 4-to-1, but the people refuse to leave this former coal mining community because of the government assistance programs. Anyone else confused?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The economy: It's all over but the Yellen
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Charter school, Success Academy, is successful at stealing tax-payer dollars. Teaching students? Not so much
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The majority of voters in the Philippines say they approve of Duterte's murderous drug rampage but fear getting killed themselves
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(World Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury documents reveal the Chicago Stock Exchange is now under new ownership of the Chinese kind
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices to rise for the rest of this year because oil prices may rise next year
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
The biggest threat this holiday season? Shopping while lonely
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who asked for this monstrosity?
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(Psych Central)
 
 
 
"There's a science to gift giving, with new research suggesting that giving an experience rather than a material item can strengthen a relationship"
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
A majority of American voters want the Electoral College vote scheduled for Monday delayed until electors can be fully briefed on Russian interference in the election
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post "astonished" 52% of Republicans think Trump won the popular vote. Trump voters "astonished" Washington Post still won't concede Obama is a Kenyan born Muslim
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Sat December 17, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Mistakenly convicted inmate released after DNA evidence exonerates him. Tennessee offers to compensate for the 31 years spent in prison with $75.00. That's about $2.42 a year
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Evan McMullin "McMuffin"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
40% of scientists are cash-grabbing whores who will pimp out their science to whoever brings the Benjamins
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
We'll be out of seafood by 2048 at current pace of fishing
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Fri December 16, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blackberry sold to Chinese company. In other news, Blackberry still exists
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of every eight mortgage applications is rejected. The other seven are approved and immediately put into the "future foreclosures" file
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Verizon may be backing out of Yahoo deal because Yahoo is a bunch of yahoos. Yahooooooooo-oooo
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(IGN)
 
 
 
NES Classic sold (pretty much all) 197,000 units in America
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Financial Times declares Trump person of the year. "What Trump doesn't know could fill an ocean - he has literally never read a book, including the U.S. Constitution," says associate. Apparently, person of the year is not always a good thing
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Wed December 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New banking app reportedly helps customers rein in their spending. Mostly by just setting them up with an unauthorized bank account from Wells Fargo
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John Kasich thinks there is a fourteen week difference essential in abortion bans
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's teens are way bigger liars than you were
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Tue December 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here are your Week 15 NFL Power Rankings, Stupid
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
New test at age 3 can tell if your child will grow up to be an asshole. So you can start the beatings early, I suppose
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Global warming is playing reindeer games with their population
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The dust has settled and Jill Stein's multi-million dollar Hail Mary gave Trump 162 extra votes
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rich strip mining the middle and working classes, in charts
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your seasonal tipping guide. Obviously servers and bartenders will get the usual 25-30 percent, but don't forget that cleaners, babysitters, hairdressers, etc. should all be getting the equivalent of one visit's cost as a holiday bonus
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nothing is more reliable than Rule 34, except perhaps the 80:20 rule. 20% of all jerks cause 80% of the problems
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Five years ago, expert analysts at IDC predicted bright future for Windows Phone, becoming #2 smartphone platform by now. "I laughed so hard and so often at IDC's smartphone forecast, my response took nine days to write"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Move over Game of Thrones, The Grand Tour may just be the most pirated show... in the world
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Sun December 11, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to clear your head after you wake up, don't drink coffee or go for a morning jog. Instead, write three pages of your thoughts by hand in a journal
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In the US, the likelihood of knowing someone who has been shot is now more than 99 percent
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that middle school children are not nice people
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Three years after raising $73M at a $400M valuation, does anyone remember what happened to Yik Yak? Does anyone care? Anybody? Well, that explains that, then
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Forget Villanova, UCLA and Kansas. The biggest question in NCAA basketball is if Central Michigan's Marcus Keene will be college basketball's first 30 ppg scorer in 20 years. And by the way, he's only 5'9"
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
San Francisco now trying out flavor-of-the-week in the drinking water supply. This week: Beetroot Surprise
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tax dodging 101: A revocable trust that owns 99% of a Delaware LLC that owns 99% of another Delaware LLC that owns a Scottish LLC that owns another Scottish company that owns the 26-year-old Sikorsky S-76B helicopter, emblazoned with a red "TRUMP"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fireball whiskey now comes in a box. These guys know exactly who they're selling to
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
London will get record four NFL games in 2017, as Roger Goodell congratulates UK for its "tremendous support" for American football in selling out Wembley and Twickenham to see teams like the Jaguars and Rams
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to remotely brick all remaining Note 7s. If you don't return it now, the next update will remotely detonate it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
56% of Trump voters say they won't believe news reports that say he's lying. In other news 44% of Trump voters lie to pollsters
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Geert Wilders convicted of hate speech. Eyegore unavailable for comment
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ceasefire in Aleppo means continual bombing apparently
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you ever had trouble choosing the burger or burrito, your problems have been solved. Behold the burgito
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Thu December 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series share for each player on the Chicago Cubs is $369,000. Which is exactly the same amount that would have been earned by putting $2 in a mutual index fund the last time the Cubs won the World Series in 1908
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
If we ever go to war against China, our secret weapon could be iPhones
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
New research shows that up to 85 percent of gay people are possessed by ghosts. Fabulous ones, presumably
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines about to lose record-setting profits as oil prices climb. Here, let me play you the song of my people on this wee little violin
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Shorenstein Center)
 
 
 
How the press failed the American voter in its coverage of the 2016 general election ...with lots of numbers and charts. Harvard Kennedy School types you know
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump names Linda McMahon to head the Department of Small Business Administratin'. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not only are low-documentation mortgages back, but they are getting AAA ratings again too
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Turns out that Obama guy actually got something done
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember when it was just a joke about Starbucks having a shop on each corner? At least the Millennials will have work
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Tue December 06, 2016
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Our research found that when subjects simulate the act of answering a phone, the banana is their preferred fruit nearly 100 percent of the time"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R) one point away from having lowest approval ratings in Jersey gubernatorial history. But he will always have all those fond memories of being on the campaign trail with Donald Trump...most likely in form of PTSD flashbacks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Vancouver enacts stiff new tax on foreigners snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate, Chinese seek shelter in Seattle and Toronto, snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate there
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(US News)
 
 
 
Anti-fraud experts who sold a company to PayPal for $169 million take on 'fake news,' find U.S. nearly launched a military intervention based on unsubstantiated claims. Again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yet who would have thought the old turnip to have had so much blood in it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's Carrier deal makes him even more popular. Optics, everyone
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The price to hop aboard the Cubs bandwagon just went up 20%
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dallas decides to save money the Trump Way, by simply not paying pensions
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Automation and A.I. will render humans irrelevant in the workplace soon, according to CEOs whose only skill in life is to buy robots capable of kissing their ass and printing TPS cover sheets
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to test checkout free grocery store model. We have that already, it's called 'shoplifting'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices top $55 for the first time in months
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish doctors come out against circumcision, suggest it's a sensitive matter that should be cut off from debate
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Good: Millions of teens are excited to read again. Bad: They're being spoon-fed an over-simplified, thrilling fiction delivered to them via text messages
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Far-right Austrian leader defeated. No not that one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China promises be free of poverty and homelessness within 5 years. Whether that means helping the poor get better paying jobs, or just killing them, remains to be seen
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No, 95 million Americans are not unemployed
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Australia may criminalize drinking and walking
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
"Stellar puke' produces dark galaxies
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Having gotten a harsh reality check by the election, Democrats are learning to be more sensible about things: A mere 42% of them think Hillary will still end up in the White House after the recount in Wisconsin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump can't wait to ruin Obama's economy with conservative economic theory. Don't worry, rich guys will still be rich, as it should be. It's all that stinkin' middle class that needs to go
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking complains people sit too much
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jill Stein got more votes than Trump's margin in three key states
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Americans' cholesterol levels have been falling. Mostly because fat doesn't taste anywhere near as good as the foods that are made with sugar or salt
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Great Barrier Reef has lost 22% of its coral this year. Oceanographers look to rename it the Moderate Barrier Reef
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is Tinder ruining your love life? If not it should be because you have no love life to speak of
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're fatter than you think you are
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Diamonds convert nuclear waste into clean batteries, thus paving the way for the rise of the deBeers global empire
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With an abysmal approval rating of 4 percent, French President Francois Hollande makes the wisest, most constructive decision of his presidency: he rules out a second term
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The number of fradulent or illegal votes cast in November has reached 2.3 million and continues to climb
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news people of San Francisco, you can now pee on the sidewalks anywhere in the city
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz sued by trade group after calling out fake oils
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Camera-maker GoPro announces it will be laying off 250 employees or about 15% of its workforce. No word on whether the firings will be live-streamed on their Youtube channel
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Italy's desire to leave the EU hits a four year high
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Cybercriminals eager to take online survey for opportunity to brag about earnings - even though most work part time and earn between $1000 and $3000 per month
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Meet the guy in the cowboy hat and white beard who held up a sign of unity outside of a mosque in Irving, TX
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
John Harbaugh thinks the NFL should award one point for a "field goal" scored on a kickoff. Cleveland Browns fans overjoyed at the chance to score at least one point every game
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a meeting with Trump, British PM Teresa May called on him to renew the "special relationship" between their two countries; which Trump may have misunderstood as he was heard muttering afterwards: Is that broad crazy? She's an unbangable 4--at best
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Smartphone use replacing money, sex, and kids as leading cause of relationship-ending arguments
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen seen on the Potomac
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Millennials aren't going to save us. Rorschach nods approvingly
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US housing prices surpass pre-recession peak. Reaching bubble level pricing again in less than 10 years definitely means this time it isn't a bubble
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appendix patients can now safely to go home from the hospital in one day, after surgeons perfect the procedure where they can remove the appendix at the same time they take out everything inside the patient's wallet
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is starting to realize that it's entered the "...before it went mainstream" portion of the Hipster Equation
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Adidas unveils footwear made from lab-grown spider silk. Read about it on the web
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In Tennessee, somebody is $421 million richer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How will Trump pay for the massive tax breaks for the top 1%? According to the left-wing pinkos at Fox News, many middle class households will see a tax increase
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2011, Brazil elected Dilma Roussef, who promised infrastructure spending, restrictions on imports, manufacturing jobs, and handouts to businesses. Let's see what happened to their economy... *reads article* ...Oh dear
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
CERN's NA64 will search for a "dark photon". Perfect
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Well, so much for the claims the Black Friday was losing its luster
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You know something is very wrong in your city if parking spots are pricier than houses
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
U.S. government wants phone makers to lock out most apps for drivers. Except for the PayAttentionIdiot app, of course
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Thu November 24, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
A San Diego neighborhood named Nestor will be sprayed for Zika. First they will plunge down Deep Haven Lane until they finally finish on Pikakae street
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hello sailor, I am Peggy, what appears to be the problem please?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Infectious diseases to America: "SURPRISE"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Teenagers can't tell what is news. If only there were a book from 2007 about how mass media tries to pass off crap as news to help them learn the difference
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley libertarian billionaire Peter Thiel asks his peers for help getting the tech side of Trumpministration going, stumbles upon massive field of crickets
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Nearly ALL phones in Japan are waterproof because people use them in the shower. "Young Japanese women prefer to use their cellphones even when taking their showers. So it is a necessity for the phone to be robust"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economic inequality is becoming less of a problem in the post-Brexit UK
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Mon November 21, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Female portion of Microsoft's workforce has shrunk again after she decides to take a job with Apple
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
39% of Americans would give up sex to never worry about hacking. DDos before Hos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robots now assisting in total knee-replacement surgery so that it's more of a fair fight when you run away from them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Trump repeals a tax that virtually none of his voters will ever pay, did he actually reduce their taxes?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Your personal information just got a lot slower as Symantec buys Lifelock
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook announces a $6 billion stock buyback, the first buyback in their corporate history. Nothing to see here, move along, everything will be all right, just keep moving
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study from Australia says that moderate drinking may have benefits for the heart, after researchers finally locate more than five Australians who drink only moderately
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(UPI)
 
 
 
52% of Americans can't stand House Speaker Paul Ryan. Fark: It's his highest approval rating to date
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Couple spends two and a half months in jail after cops mistake baking soda for cocaine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "A lot of nonvoters are mad at the election results. If only there were something they could have done!"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama approval rating skyrockets towards 60% as America realizes what it has done
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
November 6, 2018. Mark it on your calendar. Now
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Looks like the first jobs Trump will have to bring back will be Boeing airline employees
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AOL to lay off 500 employees in what is surely a sign of the upcoming dot com collapse of 2001
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An overwhelming 55% of Americans give Trump an unfavorable rating, say his mandate to govern is "laughable"
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Just like the Republican Party is not actually conservative anymore, the Democratic Party is no longer liberal
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP concludes that since Trump won, they don't actually have to do any minority outreach
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Obama: "If we can't discriminate between serious arguments and propaganda, then we have problems". Talk about closing the barn doors after the cows are gone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists are now monitoring bears in Alaska by collecting their saliva. Field equipment consists of a Q-tip and a pair of track shoes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Within a week of Trump being elected Mexico & Canada have agreed to review NAFTA, the DEFCON level dropped and the US dollar has reached a 14-year high
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study from Romero Institute of Sexual Health reveals that 88 percent of elderly women report low sex drive and most of them are not distressed by it. "Low desire is not an issue if you are not bothered by it"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Chief strategist, in a bid to unite the country, says there are too many Asian CEOs in Silicon Valley. I guess the scapegoating doesn't stop at the Jews
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What does your state consider "sweater weather?" Bare-armed South Dakotans point and laugh at shivering Arizonans
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It turns out we were all wrong about Mike Pence - he's actually a huge supporter of Planned Parenthood
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Trump protestors were "all too busy smoking drugs to go out and vote," says walking embarrassment Nigel Farage
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
AI robot Torobo-kun flunks entrance exam to U of Tokyo for fourth straight year, decides to get real job in industry where it can commiserate with fellow robot morons on the factory floor
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's now official: Hillary won New Hampshire. Well this changes everything. Oh wait
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"F*** you. I'm not paying anything." Enjoy the soup
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
21 of the best photos of the supermoon from around the world will have to hold you until 2034
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian stocks continue to rise after Donald Trump's election. First major stimulation of the economy caused by Americans who aren't even dodging a draft
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It can be gorgeous. It can be award-winning. But there is no way a wood-burning stove can be considered green
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan experiencing a boom in coin laundries, which seem safer to many entrepreneurs than being someone's landlord. "Laundromats are much easier to run, and while profits aren't huge, they are at least guaranteed and steady"
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Linda McMahon eyes a position as Secretary of Commerce
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers just set an NBA record for three-pointers that not even the Golden State Warriors can touch
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi gets his sixth number one album in the US because literally no other album was sold this week
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The dollar just hit a nine month high
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Dream Shake)
 
 
 
James Harden has one of his worst games of the season against the Spurs: 25 points, 13 assists, 11 rebounds. He sucked his way to a triple-double
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New pre-election poll suggests that Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump and the margin would have been HUUUGE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has won a smaller percentage of votes than Mitt Romney. Tag is for everyone
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Insomnia, poor sleep quality common for men and women during pregnancy. But at least you get to catch up on those sweet Zs after the baby comes. Right?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
China reacts to the results of the presidential election with censorship and mocking of the U.S. Or as it's otherwise known in China, Wednesday
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Next to join the hiatuses which did not happen: Carbon dioxide levels have plateaued because plants like carbon dioxide. Ferns suck
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters: Donald still needs your money to defeat Hillary Give early, give often, and give now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump did not win because of the uneducated poor white vote, it was the educated middle class that brought him to power
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently, people are still shopping at department stores. Who knew?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Lindstrom, Minnesota voters re-elect beloved, but dead, councilman
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Can you imagine the sort of guy who'd leave Trump's victory party just to buy $1B of S&P index futures during an overnight market crash? Icahn
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So much for Wall Street tanking over Trump's victory
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
'Go Cubs Go' made it onto the Billboard charts for the first time ever. In other words, good luck ever getting it out of your head
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump supporters explain how the election wasn't about re-establishing white supremacy: "We are sick and tired of affirmative action, of people in the workplace not doing their share and then playing the race card when reprimanded"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's not gonna happen (Unrelated not safe for work boobs in link)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is going to treat the deplorables the same as he has treated everyone else who's invested in him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists develop HIV test on USB stick. That's gonna smart when you plug it into your port
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton destroyed her own campaign and can only blame herself for her loss
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
...and then the Democrats screamed one word to the heavens, and that word was "COMEY"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most important question to have answered before entering your polling place: Is it legal to take a selfie with my ballot? This guide will tell you whether or not it's legal in your state
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Will Millennials get out and vote, or did their registrations just spike because they thought Bernie Sanders had a chance?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Dad, I'm pretty sure this is a strip club." "Shut up Timmy, this is where they said I was supposed to vote, and vote I shall"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
This winter the only thing saving you from depression could be a gerbil
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Some revolutions are quiet, calm, and superbly effective. Here is the radical agenda Americans will be endorsing tomorrow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Donald Trump effect": Thanks to record turnout in early voting, we could actually have the largest voter participation in any election in recent history
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
To win Florida the GOP needs a massive lead in early voting, usually done by elderly, mostly white people, to offset the floods of Latinos and African Americans who turn out for Dems on election day. Guess who is leading the early vote currently?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Alabama / LSU game has correctly predicted US presidential elections for for over 30 years
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's digital director responds to question about projecting turnout in way that would make Donald Trump tremendously proud: "It's like predicting your wife's mood. You have no idea what you're going to get until you get home"
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Everyone can stop their heavy drinking, the kids have already picked the new president so you don't have to
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Unanimous A.I., which used swarm intelligence to pick all 4 top finishers in the Kentucky Derby, predicts a mild win for Hillary
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Demographics of House Democrats are getting closer to representing the diversity of America. Demographics of House Republicans are getting closer to representing the membership of a 1950s Country Club
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. worker productivity rises at its fastest pace in the past two years. The increase is credited to a higher demand for products, an improving economy, better quality bullwhips for factory supervisors
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Sat November 05, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You can stop hoarding your avocados. The great guac crisis of 2016 is over
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jan Brewer: "Hispanics don't vote." Hispanics: "LOL"
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
U.S. premature births rise for the first time in eight years. Apparently even our fetuses are feeling pressure to get out and get things done faster
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana priest says requests for exorcisms are at an all-time high. Although the church would get the same results if they just give the person a bus ticket out of Indiana
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady thanks teammates for their impressive start by leaving a pair of Uggs boots in each of their lockers. Which were received a lot better than last year's gift of an inflation needle and air pressure gauge
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida becomes the "swing state" with both parties deadlocked after early voting nears 5.3 million
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(Pocket Gamer (UK))
 
 
 
Mac owners set to lose up to 95 percent of all Mac games as Apple culls its store
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Welcome to the post-apocalyptic country club resort outside of Dallas, featuring underground luxury condos, tunnel system, shared greenhouse and something called a "DNA Vault". Do we have a Texas tag yet?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton regaining momentum as latest polls show her lead growing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Generic Viagra CEO stiffs business partners
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GoPro camera goes off a cliff. Oh wait, make that GoPro SHARES go off a cliff
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Same old ...same old voters. Nothing changes
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Half of Americans can't find anything good on television. The other half are watching robot sex on Westworld
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
David Duke finally gets his opportunity to participate in a debate for Louisiana's Senate seat, promptly proves how unqualified he is for it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The reason millennials are catching STIs quicker than they catch Pokémon? Many are simply not using condoms"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Poll shows there are no "monsters" hiding under America's bed...at least not ones who are going to vote
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil glut reaches levels not seen since the last time a Democratic president ruined the economy
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Old news: The Raiders are winning this season despite committing the most penalties. New news: The 1-6 49ers have the fewest penalties in the NFL this season. 538 investigates
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If you only notice one astronomical event this year, make it the November supermoon, when the Moon will be the closest to Earth it's been since January 1948
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Which world leader do you hate the most? Democrats: "Vladimir Putin." Republicans: "Barack Obama"
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Trump is up by 8 points .. Hillary is down by 4 .. Trump down by 4 points in buttf*ck nowhere ... Hillary has won already: Beware the phantom swings in the polls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan settles with Gawker for at least $31 million. Money to be used to improve production quality of future sex tapes
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Richard Dawkins misrepresents science, say British scientists." Here comes the,.. uh... opinion, I guess
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Most Chlamydia carriers support Hillary
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After Cubs force Game 7, ticket prices for the game are 15 times face value, and a nearby Hampton Inn has no vacancies at $1,500 per room
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Funny it doesn't look like Puerto Rico's breathtaking San Cristobal Canyon used to be a garbage dump
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Tue November 01, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tronc goes plonc
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
New study finds people in the Midwest are the most likely to drive drunk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you own Eli Lilly stock, you better hope Bernie Sanders stops tweeting soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pfizer's pfroits pfall by 38 pfercent
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Mon October 31, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New ABC News/Washington Post Tracking poll says Clinton's unfavorable rating is now worse than Trump's. So she's got that going for her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia plans to respond to a Clinton win by starting World War 3: "If the Americans vote Hillary, it's war. It will be a short movie. There will be Hiroshimas and Nagasakis everywhere. 80 percent of Americans will be dead"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks the question: Does filling a bookshelf with books that you've never read mark you as a pretentious douchebag, an insufferable douchebag, or both?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sorry Trump campaign, no post-Comey FBI email news bump in the polls for you. Not yours
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sources say Osweiler lacking confidence, ability, leadership. Not money though, so that's nice
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Clinton's lead over Trump dwindles down to 2 percent. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meteorologists optimistic that with new system of 'ensemble modelling', they can get the weather wrong as much as two weeks in advance with 100 percent confidence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sixty-one percent of Americans say they would reject any ban on assault weapons in survey vehemently attacked as "ignorant and uninformed" by gun nuts, who point out there is no such thing as an assault weapon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump rallies for and endorses Sheriff Joe
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Sat October 29, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Need an excuse for Monday? ...how about the old, "I was bitten by a duck" excuse
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans will spend a record-breaking $8.4 billion on Halloween. The breakdown: $3.2 billion on thigh-high hosiery, $2.2 on Thor hammers, $2 billion even on bee costumes for dogs, $1 billion on Reese's peanut butter cups
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
OK is it officially time to start weeping for what will become of America after November 8?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials aren't really cheap, they're just thrifty ...cause they're broke
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The US economy grew in 2.9% Q3, largest in two years. Except consumer spending, you slacker, get out there and do your part fer 'Merica
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Marty Schottenheimer has finally found a way to erase his Cleveland Browns failures from his memories
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sunday Prime Time game. NFC East matchup. Two probable rookie-of-the-year candidates at QB. So, in order to boost ratings, the NFL is sending their most flag-happy ref crew to officiate
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Clinton secures early-voting support from key democratic veterans group
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite getting beat badly by the Tennessee Titans, Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley's job is safe....or is it?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Soylent to introduce new recipe because old recipe was causing stomach problems. Pretty sure we know what the new ingredient will be
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Rep. Robert Dold (R-IL) runs an ad denouncing Trump. BOB DOLD
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Thu October 27, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The most San Francisco crime ever: Spraypainting a person's Tesla with Tesla's after-hours stock price
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study goes beyond PTSD, finds that elderly Japanese who survived 2011 Fukushima earthquake and tsunami had elevated rates of dementia and stroke. "The study doesn't prove that housing damage causes dementia"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's chances are about the same as losing a game of Russian Roulette. That's about the best analogy Subby has seen this election season
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(The Tablet (UK))
 
 
 
People in Netherlands embracing euthaniasia just because they're so tired of being Dutch all the time
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