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Thu April 24, 2014
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Now that the Cornish people of Cornwall have been officially recognized by Britain as a minority, here are 22 Cornish words and phases we should all start using. Missing is f*cking cornholes. Wonder why?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
A downside of living near Disney World? A seemingly large amount of homeless people are struggling to find permanent housing around there because of its price
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell for people who steal bronze vases from grave sites to sell for scrap metal
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Voter ID would prevent the 164 cases of voter fraud by people voting in both Virginia and Maryland in 2012 because having a driver's license makes it harder, not easier, to be in Richmond in the morning and Annapolis two hours later
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman files $275K lawsuit after vicious pitbull attack because owner knew the animal had "abnormally dangerous propensities in attacking people". Did I say pitbull? I meant duck
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Governor of Oklahoma can't wait to kill some people. No, really, she can't wait
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Why do so many people on the internet enjoy spoiling TV shows for people who haven't seen them yet? Subby asks the question: Why do so many internet idiots expect to read threads about a show after it airs and not see spoilers?
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Most people use log splitters to break up their firewood. This guy decided to use a frieght train instead
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
During his presidential campaign people joked that in 10 years Herman Cain would be remembered as nothing more than the answer to a trivia question. As last night's "Jeopardy" proved, he didn't even achieve that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home defense tip: Those pithy, tough-guy, "kill lines" that movie action heroes spit out while shooting people? They don't sound nearly as good when being played for jurors at your murder trial
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline stages inaugural conference to help those who believe they've had contact with aliens. Organizers hope the event will allow people to share their experiences without being teased
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Texas fertilizer plant explosion that killed 14 people could have been prevented if the company hadn't stored the explosive material in combustible bins that were housed in a combustible building that lacked fire sprinklers
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(146)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Antisemitic mayor, forced to resign over antisemitic comments, has a sad because people called him antisemitic
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(49)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
That's...a hell of a lot of people playing a game about tanks
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(167)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Preacher wishes people would stop dressing so badly for church, because while Jesus may love you, he hates that coat, and those shoes... jeez
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(206)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
70 years ago 65,000 tonnes of Germany's chemical weapons were dumped into the Baltic Sea and now there is a ticking time bomb of an environmental disaster waiting to happen that people did Nazi coming
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated unless they are homeless and make customers feel icky
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out no one wanted to buy her merchandise or read her posts whining about her rich people problems. Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop is gooped after losing 300k and being $1.2m in debt
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(67)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Clutch your pearls and move your drinks from a monocle splash radius, but there are six people are still using AOL, and they report their accounts are being hacked
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Mon April 21, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The answer to "how many people you can squeeze into a Ford Focus when using it as a getaway car in a high speed chase" is 10, but six of them need to be children
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(23)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember those thousands of farmers who committed mass-suicide over failed GMO crops? Yeah, about that
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(93)
 
(KULR 8 Billings)
 
 
 
Car salesman in Montana wants strict ban on marijuana because legalization might make people stop buying cars to get the hell out of Montana
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(50)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
40 million people work in cubicles. Now someone has written an entire book on the creepy things that does to them. Too bad they can't close their office doors and read it
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(107)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The average credit card interest rate matches the age by which people today are already in debt
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bad: Your neighborhood has a rash of break-ins. Good: People in your neighborhood start up a block watch. Fark: The KKK starts up your block watch. Includes photo of what a KKK block watch poster might look like
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The wisest thing Assad did was to kill 1,200 people with chemical weapons." Who said that? Was it a) Russian President Vladimir Putin, b) Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, or c) U.S. Senator Bob Corker?
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Sun April 20, 2014
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida neighbors upset about new park because: C) People might actually use it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has confirmed seven new cases of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, adding up to 36 infections in five days, a sudden increase of a disease that kills about a third of the people infected and has no cure. الجميع الذعر
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(101)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fake moon landing co-conspirator dies. Evidence of a government cover-up? Study it out, people, study it out
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(43)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
How do you get overweight people to have more self confidence? Make them stand on a scale that lies to them, of course
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
"Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does. Some things folks do is nice and some ain't so nice, and that's all any man's got a right to say." Happy 75th birthday to Grapes Of Wrath
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"
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Sat April 19, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Let's educate people about child abduction. How should we do that? I know, let's abduct a child
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(74)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The list of 50 things that British people would most like to do before they die includes Shakespeare and morris dancing. Vaunting ambition like this paints a picture of a modern Britain that is to be avoided by all saner nationalities
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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Fri April 18, 2014
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
People are trotting out of food safety summit
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you want to go to Coachella but hate the idea of sharing a freeway with poor people? For a mere $1500 you can fly in comfort with other rich hipsters
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin becomes the first state to adopt a "no backsies" law for people who adopt children in the state
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Answers in Genesis" co-founder is SO tired of people who mock "Young earth " creationists by asking how Noah could have fit a Brontosaurus or a T-Rex on the Ark when the answer is OBVIOUS: He took the baby ones, of course, DUH
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till cockroaches rain down on people trying to enjoy their sushi
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man confuses meth for ecstasy, winds up as another people of Walmart walking through store only wearing black shoes. Bonus: Gets interviewed by TV news
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(49)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: People are mad at Michelle Obama over food. Fark: Easter eggs
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(81)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's latest outrage: Condo owners who are constantly renting out their units to a revolving door of tourists. "We've heard of cases where people get off the elevator and ask 'Where's the bellhop?' "
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Thu April 17, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drug thieves attacking pharmacists. New hotness: Drug thieves attacking old people on their way out from seeing the pharmacists
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(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Mayor who "kind of agreed" with white supremacist that murdered three people in Kansas City finds out his constituents "kind of agree" that he should resign or be impeached
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you weirdos dress Sir Whiskerlickens von Fluffybutt in people clothes
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
U.S.mortgage lending drops to a 17 year low. Apparently people are waiting a few years after going through foreclosure to get up the nerve to try it again
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Three ways people lie with data visualizations, including inverting the polarity of the Y axis
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ways straight people can best help gay people? Try shutting up for one
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dating website for Packer fans only opens. Given the typical Packer fan, one just knows this will be full of quality people
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local billionaires think it's wrong that there are people who sleep in cars in Silicon Valley because they are homeless, and want to improve their quality of life
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(433)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholic priest accidentally gets way too close to a boy; immediately drives away. And still people complain
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(18)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
New British TV gameshow where people grow gardens competitively is about as interesting as... watching gardens grow
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(25)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A list of Steam's most popular games - apparently a lot of people buy games and then never play them
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(151)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
India has created a third sex for transgendered people. Fark has created no sex, for any people
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In an attempt for people to pay attention to them, the St. Louis Rams will pay $100,000 if you correctly predict their 2014 schedule
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shawne Merriman says he owns the rights to the phrase "Lights out" and has started suing people that say it without paying him royalties. Rumor is "Juiced up stack attack" is next on his list to acquire, followed by "2+2=potato"
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So about those 7.5 million who signed up for Obamacare...that doesn't include the 7.8 million people who bought health insurance directly from a carrier without going through the exchange
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(168)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Ubisoft head: "Video games treat gamers like idiots. I don't like the assumption that all people who play games want big chain saws and women in bikinis. Not all gamers are teenage boys, and even teenage boys want more than that"
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Army veteran who was shot 11 times and had to endure 75 surgeries after returning from Afghanistan and had people thinking he would never walks again, proves them wrong by walking in to his new surprise home for the first time
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Why do people willingly work in cubicles when the fabric boxes make them so miserable?" Well, probably because it was a better option than running a Walmart cash register
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Mon April 14, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
If they taxed all the people who were too stupid to know that the internet makes doing your taxes easy, we could erase the deficit
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(83)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Research that just became a leading contender for the Nobel Prize in "Duh" finds that when there is a big-assed mountain or river between two groups of people making it tough for them to communicate, they are more likely to develop separate languages
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Advice article for people just getting into online gaming tells them to ignore the social aspects of the game because online trolls are scary. Up next: advice article for dealing with non-communicative noobs ruining your favorite online game
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(136)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
White supremacy was quickly put down by the people of our nation. But now, another threat has emerged: pastel riders in the night, clothed in rainbowed hoods, coming to burn a triangle on your front lawn: the Gay-K-K
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(232)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Pulp drummer Nick Banks admits he thought Common People, the band's biggest hit, was "a tuneless dirge" and "a load of rubbish" the first time he heard it. What, just the FIRST time?
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(19)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones show runners discuss the fate of a beloved, fan-favorite character and wonder how so many people can be surprised when everything that happens on the show happened in the books (WARNING: SPOILERS IN LINK)
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(206)
 
(Irish Post)
 
 
 
The Irish world dancing championships in pictures. It is a little-known fact that when outsiders are absent, Irish people communicate with each other entirely in song
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the KS shooter may have had some issues with Jewish people
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(139)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: People getting high. New hotness: Pets getting high
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(46)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Raising taxes on the rich actually helped some people who make around $500k a year due to an obscure rule called AMT addback. This just happens to include people like the President
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(80)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Media exposes poor people making an easy buck, and are surprised when the casino providing the freebies shuts it down
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim blogger decides to wear a hijab in public to prove that people are racist. Fark: Everyone was nicer to her, and gave her respect (to be fair, this was Canada)
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(131)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Because people will pay to see anything with Jennifer Lawrence in it, the upcoming adaptation of East of Eden will be split into two different movies since there is "so much story to tell"
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(43)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
In New York City, 22 year old Measles Mary contracted measles and passed it along to four others. Difficulty: all five of these people should have been immune. Measles Mary and two of the others had actually been vaccinated
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(201)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Probably at the grocery store because some people can't afford it since prices have risen to the highest level in almost three decades
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(138)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that Lady Gaga would use face lift tape to make herself look younger. It takes a lot of work to make her look like a bad Photoshopped version of herself
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People may consider Pope Francis 'old fashioned' for discussing the Devil in the 21st century, but that is not stopping his Crusades.. He warns us now of gossip being a tool of darkness, and how we must fight it
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
American People - 1; BLM - 0
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(907)
 
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
When your "chiropractor" tries to help you quit smoking through acupuncture, you probably should be a bit suspicious. When his treatment includes choking people in his bathroom until they pass out, you probably should just run away
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(47)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why people hate Spirit Airlines
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(33)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The greatest Britpop anthem of all time? Pulp's Common People
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Old and busted: reaction videos from people watching Two Girls One Cup. New hotness: reaction videos from people watching the Undertaker's streak end
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(47)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Snowflake's rehab for killing four people will cost $750 a day. Guess how much wealthy parents will have to pay out of pocket?
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(143)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Salute, Eddie. After saving the lives of a dozen U.S. Army patrol members and countless people in an Afghan village, Eddie the IED sniffing Belgian Malinois dog will retire with full military honors
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(42)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Seven actors hating on remakes of their own movies because they don't make 'em like they used to and also old people hate everything
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(101)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Study finds that "pretty" Facebook friends may make people feel worse about themselves, start taking emo duck face selfies
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(3)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Not News: Microsoft made a game "Escape From XP" to get people to stop using XP. Fark: It won't run in XP with Internet Explorer
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today in "b-b-b-b-b-but we need government otherwise Somalia": Social Security is now seizing people's assets for 'overpayments' to their ancestors three, four, five decades ago - overpayments they prove were made using FARK YOU, CITIZEN as evidence
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(116)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Federal investigation of huge numbers of police shooting people finds that huge numbers of people were being shot by police, and someone is going to take this seriously
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(25)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why do some Eastern Ukrainisnd want to rejoin Russia? It's less about ethnic ties and more about the fact that the area is basically Ukraine's Detroit and people have forgotten just enough about the "good old days" to be nostalgic for them
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(40)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
So the number of people watching eSports now exceeds the population of, er, France
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: You killed 9 people. Suspect: Nope, try a little higher
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(6)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes's people deny the rumor that she's dating Jason Segel. No word on whether she's using him to get to his Muppet brother, Walter, since he's more her type
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(4)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"People look at me like I'm a little bit strange," says Martin. "It's certainly a showstopper, but living in England, no one likes to point out the hippo in the corner"
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(0)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"BlackBerry is willing to stop making phones if they keep losing money." Come on people, lets make this a reality
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(27)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One million people are buried on this NYC island and no family members are allowed to visit their graves because it's too dangerous. To be a forgotten soul is pretty lonely
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Short-term thinking, personal irresponsibility, cynicism about playing by the rules, an aversion to socially productive labor - this is why poor people are poor. Wait, scratch that, that's why rich people are rich
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(68)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former senator says the American people, not the federal government, ended slavery. Other than the Constitution, Army and president, he's basically right
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(156)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
GOP's Obamacare alternative: Instead of expanding Medicaid, poor people without insurance should just go to the ER. But let's also pass a law that allows ERs to turn away poor people
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(203)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri considers lifting lifetime food stamp ban for drug felons. Obviously, some people have a problem with this
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCain: Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick, you're talking strongly and carrying a twig. Kerry: For fark's sake, at least I'm doing something over here. All you want to do is bomb the crap out of people
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(111)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
At McDonald's, a car full of naked people drove up and ordered food, with paper bags on their heads. I believe one of them referred to another as 'Mom'
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(19)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Search-and-rescue group: "Hey, these drones are a great way to help find missing people." FAA: "Nnnnnnnnnno"
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(47)
 
(MainStreet)
 
 
 
"Right now people have no idea what they're smoking" That's probably because they're high
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(13)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Study finds that video games don't make people more aggressive. But if the game is badly designed? It could lead to murder
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(44)
 
(Moose Jaw Times Herald)
 
 
 
This week's sports logo that is insensitive to native people comes to us all the way from, if I can read the card here, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An in depth look at race during the Obama era is only missing one thing. Black people
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(51)
 
(People Pets)
 
 
 
It's a cat unrolling and then rerolling toilet paper. It's not news, it's People.com
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(14)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice wants to explore electronic bracelets for gun owners. Some people have a problem with this
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(456)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Hey dude, I'm just saying, you better leave those guys, who are totally your citizens and not people we shipped in, alone or it will start a "civil war"
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(139)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"People who do the cell-phone bowl game are the new 'we don't own a TV' crowd, except worse, because they foist their smug, cell phone-less lifestyle upon you"
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WH: Hey, our pay gap is still better then the rest of you assholes. People in glass houses sink ships, ya know
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(44)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
In least effective anti-piracy effort ever, people being urged to stop downloading free pron: "Some of this stuff is available for eight cents a minute. I don't see how that's such a burden on anyone's budget that they can't pay to watch the movie"
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
At least 30 people have been arrested for acting stupid over UConn's championship win. Some even took their sweater vests off and spun them around their heads like a helicopter
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In 1969, people actually sent birthday letters to family members through the mail. Some of these notes are just arriving
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(10)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The myths about women who have a lot of sex with people other than you
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(82)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Linux developer doesn't care about your silly booting problems and is seeking people to amuse him at work instead
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(103)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Experts warn: people who attended Kings of Leon show in Seattle exposed to measles, crappy music
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(14)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what is happening to a South American tribe who white people only discovered 10 years ago? That's right, they're all dying
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
10 beers you've never heard of but should drink, just so you can tell people, "You've probably never heard of it, but"
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jay-Z wears a ugly medallion to a basketball game that represents the 'Five Percent Nation', a group who believe white people are 'wicked and weak' and tells a reporter that it the medallion is important to him. Get out your tin foil hats
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(162)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Half-marathon organisers cancel race due to lack of water stations, learn that you can't actually do much to stop 4,000 people running on public roads
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(24)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The lefts evolving hierarchy of rights: how treating people the same no matter who they are in the 1960's became treating people the same no matter who they are today
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(259)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional approval of D.C. marijuana bill would allow lawmakers to light up. Some people think that would be a... a... um... dude, where's the Congressional Doritos?
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial page: Obama needs to quit blaming other people for his failings - besides, as accredited sycophants, blaming other people for Obama's failings is OUR job
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
One of the most powerful people in WWE is actually a "crazy redheaded kid" who watches a lot of TV
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Guns are a part of our lives" says man who is outraged that pictures he sent to People Magazine of his wife for a beauty contest were rejected because she was holding a gun (with beauty contest pics)
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(126)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dumb: Taking a 1 year-old on a sailboat in an attempt to circumnavigate the globe. Dumber: Taking her even though she was sick before you left. Fark: Spending money rescuing these people
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(151)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
"According to Wikipedia, 7,001,084 people voted for Prop 8. Why do any of those people still have jobs? Shouldn't they all be forced to resign?"
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(507)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Number of alcohol-free bars in Britain soaring. Which is good news for livers, bad news for ugly people
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(57)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fire tornadoes in Australia may spin in a different direction than those in the northern hemisphere. But only in Australia are tornadoes of fire such a regular occurrence that people have been able to notice such things
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(11)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
New York apartments are getting so small - between 90 and 300 sq. ft. - and are being lived in by so many people that psychologists are warning that people are starting to get squirrely (pics)
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(143)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You're getting less news on your aggregators, because the journalists who feed it are being laid off: "You think you can replace [reporting] with aggregation? You go online and it's all aggregation. Aggregation is a farking sin. Call some people"
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(45)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
When an organization exposes people to toxic pollutants without informing them of the risks, it's time to shutter that organization
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(285)
 
(Throwback)
 
 
 
Everyone praises Christopher Nolan for giving Batman the dark/gritty treatment he deserved. But people forget just how hardcore and dark Batman: The Animated Series was in the '90s
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(170)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Your next bad tattoo could be inked by a 3D printer. "A lot of people are excited by the idea of being the first human tattooed by a robot," says inventor
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The MTA in NYC has their panties in such a twist that they have to discipline an employee just because he ran around on the subway in his underwear on his day off. Who are these pantless people?
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(11)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Left-handed people have better sex? That ain't right
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(77)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld vehemently denies the suggestion the Bush administration tried to link Saddam Hussein to 9/11, saying that was all Bin Laden, and he didn't think the American people "were confused by that" (except say, 70% of Fox news viewers)
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(246)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Earthquakes prompt fears over the Ring of Fire, causing people to I'm not even going to finish this thought because you're singing the Johnny Cash song in your head
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(100)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Watching 80 Amish people pick up and move a house is an impressive feat
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(22)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
FCC allows for faster, less congested Wi-Fi. Or as people who have AOL are wondering, "What's Wi-Fi?"
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(16)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
World's tallest Ferris wheel at 550 feet opens in Las Vegas. People are amazed at seeing a large wheel in Nevada that doesn't have numbers on it
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(38)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz asks if people are better under Obamacare on his Facebook page. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what happens afterwards
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(298)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Most people use anti-bacterial soap improperly. You mean I'm not supposed to drink it?
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(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Guy who was skipping gun rally because of the crazies shows up to gun rally and sees sights such as Gov. Cuomo hung in effigy, people fearing a New World Order and signs saying "Get out of Tombstone"
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(168)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Protip: When running for Congress, don't let your hot, 19-year old, toking, twerking, drinking-til-she-blacks-out -and-bites-people daughter keep her Twitter feed
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(105)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"People without children should pay higher taxes"
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(413)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Detroit creates a life size bobblehead of Max Scherzer, apparently to scare people away from the ballpark. Bonus, 'a kill it with fire' photo
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(18)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
US government to require yet another car feature most people don't think they need. Thanks, Obama
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(190)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A group of four people call authorities for help being lost and disoriented in the dense jungle in the middle of the night. Oh, I mean an urban wooded area
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(11)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The coolest apps for your phone right now are all about death. Yours, other people's, it doesn't matter - everybody's gonna get a turn
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(7)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Media crows about how 9.5 million people have signed up, neglecting to mention that this is only 0.03% of the population. Well done, everyone, pat yourselves on the back
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(236)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
People who went to see Noah this weekend now know one thing for sure: when you try to take a morally questionable biblical story and put it on screen in full detail, what you end with is really, really weird
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good looking police officer has his picture taken with a kitten he saved and later adopted, becomes an instant internet sensation. "The whole 'guy in a police uniform with a kitten' makes people melt"
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
M&Ms to come in a birthday cake flavor. Officials say it's targeted at people who love the taste of cake but find it messy keeping a few available slices in their coat pockets
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman says engineers "are in control" of structural defects at 420-foot-high dam in seismically-active area. If she's wrong, Africa could lose 1.3GW of grid power, 3.5 million people and the capital of Zambia
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(60)
 
(Stomp (Singapore))
 
 
 
Unless you're trying to offend people's sensibilities, you probably shouldn't eat your breakfast in your pajamas at a table in the dining showroom of an IKEA. "You don't just waltz in and treat a place like your home, right?"
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(33)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
FTC cracks down on deceptive car ads, tells people to beware of any advertisement that uses the words "Chrysler", "GM", "Ford"
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For people who can barely control their fear of flying as it is, the Malaysian airliner disappearance has reinforced their conviction that planes are nothing more than thin metal tubes of certain death
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(57)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Venezuela says that subliminal clues in crossword puzzles are inciting people to protest. Government immediately declares a jihad against Will Shortz and Merl Reagle
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(26)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
If Android is destroying iOS in tablet sales, why did Microsoft port Office to iOS first? Reality to the left, people parroting Google's talking points to the right
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(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
This just in: Young people will most likely vote for Democrats because of their youngness and idealizism
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(212)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
School organizes a field trip for students of one particular race, doesn't let students of other races participate. Some people have a problem with this
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(274)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hunters who want to kill in peace, a band and their horny groupies, and a boy, his mother, and drunk uncle run afoul of Pod People from MST3K season 3. Joel, Servo, and Crow make this a standout episode. "Hey, what gives, I'm on the milk carton"
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New findings from the Romero Institute of Relationships reveals even happily married people have affairs
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(69)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Study finds that a full moon really does make people a little crazy. (Your lunacy may vary)
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mind-blowing experiment reconstructs the faces people are looking at from their scans of their brains
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(36)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Member of political party obsessed with dividing people by class, sex, race, religion, and national origin warns of America's "reversion into tribalism"
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(205)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
There are over 10 million people in LA, which was obvious to anyone on the 405 this morning
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(189)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do rich people live in big houses? The answer may not surprise you
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(157)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Giant 7ft 2in man gets a 'get out of jail free' card because he's too big for prison beds. That and he might get picked on by small people
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(63)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
In order to crackdown on...I dunno voting fraud by people with full time jobs.. maybe?..WI's new voting law ends all weekend early voting hours and only allows absentee ballots to be cast between 8am and 7pm on weekdays
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(193)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren to Obama official: Sallie Mae is under numerous investigations for wrongdoing and you dumbasses renewed their contract? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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(108)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
"Gamers aren't the antisocial basement-dwellers we see in pop culture stereotypes, they're highly social people. This won't be a surprise to the gaming community, but it's worth telling everyone else. Loners are the outliers in gaming, not the norm"
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(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Global movie ticket sales climb to $35.9 billion, including $148 from China from the three people who didn't know where to buy pirated films
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(17)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional bill seeks to ban online gambling. If people want to watch their money being thrown away electronically, they'll just have to watch C-SPAN
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(13)
 
(KTRH Newsradio)
 
 
 
90% of news stories will be written by computers by the year 2030. The 42 people who currently work for newspapers now only have 16 years to look for a new career
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(13)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know who ELSE rounded up six million people?
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(151)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent believes Saul Alinsky and racism are responsible for people hating his music
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(147)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SELF editor discovers that people don't really take kindly to mocking a cancer patient running a marathon in her tutu
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We apologise again for the fault in the security. The security guard hired to replace the security guard who was sacked for falling asleep has been sacked for falling asleep by the people who hire security guards, who have NOT been sacked
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cats rarely infect people with tuberculosis
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study claims that a quarter of the people in Mississippi can't afford food, which, when you think about it, is a bit of a self-correcting problem
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(209)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad posture while using mobile phones can result in a shorter lifespan. Mostly when people are hunched over looking at their cellphone as they walk into the street in front of a bus
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(5)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
MI governor Rick Snyder: Ha ha, no gay marriages for you gay people. Ha ha...why are you all looking at me like that? Hey, man, we can work this out...no need to get the pitchforks
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anonymous confessions show how celebrities have changed or saved people's lives. Subby would like to take this opportunity to admit how Rebecca Black constantly inspires him to wake up in the morning, be fresh, go downstairs, have his bowl and cereal
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(29)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
American Airlines worker not smart enough to realize deaf people can read, leaves a note on a receipt on deaf couples lost luggage that read "Please text. Deaf and dumb"
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(96)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Lives were ruined. People died. And now that war is over. I still can't believe we won
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(31)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The freaky clown hanging around Staten Island has turned out to be a publicity stunt. Where it hunts people down and kills them
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Idaho and Wyoming raise speed limits to 80 miles per hour, which is still around 10 below what people are actually driving
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(76)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New STD dating app accused of being culturally insensitive. The Syphilii are a proud and noble people
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
One thing the Afghanistan Taliban didn't blow up when they blew up the two sixth-century Buddhas in 2001--the people of the caves
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(38)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The economy is overrun with student debt and our universities are clogged with people who are not collegiate material. Solution: Make college mandatory for everyone
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(137)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The world is secretly controlled by a) the Order of the Illuminati, b) lizard people, c) parasites
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(79)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
With regard to those who failed to sign up for Obamacare, Harry Reid (Dude) says, "You've got to remember that these are just simple people. The common clay of America. You know... morons"
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(163)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans claim today's prize for "Best Outreach Moment" when they nix all day kindergarten in the state specifically because poor people might use it
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(110)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lots of people say penis size doesn't matter. Except if you're a PR guru. Who is on trial for sexual assault. And everyone says it is tiny. And the jury has to be sent out for laughing so much
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(79)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
The Yankees no longer have the biggest payroll in baseball, so they're making up for it with a lot of old people on their team
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(19)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
ObamaCare remains wildly popular with people of all political persuasions, as long as you don't call it that
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma pastor apologizes for praying so hard for rain that he "accidentally" flooded Texas. And there are people who say God has no sense of humor
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(85)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Hybrid wolf-dogs threaten people and animals in southeastern Connecticut, get great gas mileage
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(70)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
After getting national media coverage and phone calls from people outraged over the situation, Kamryn Renfro, the girl who was suspended from school for shaving her head to support her friend with cancer will return to school
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(68)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Icicles kill 100 people per year Russia. Hippos kill 2,900 people per year in Africa. Sex kills 11,000 people per year in the U.S. But the big killer, according to new data, is pollution, which kills 7 million people every year. Holy fark
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daddy, why did people give tips? Oh and Daddy, where the hell is our waitress?
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(58)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Finally, a politician willing to confront the irresponsible people who use birth control
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(71)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
There will be no small people riding pigs in HBO's Game of Thrones, because apparently that violates animal cruelty laws (and other spoilers)
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(92)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
When you don't turn into traffic fast enough for the old people in the gold Lexus behind you, that's when shiat can start to get real
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(29)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
From the "Gee, thank you Captain Obvious" department, payday loans can cost borrowers much. Most people end up paying more in fees than they actually borrow
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(49)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
An analysis of the upcoming Louisville - Kentucky matchup, that begins with a Cool Runnings reference because 'nuff people say, you know they can't believe, Kentucky, we have a basketball team in the Sweet 16
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(9)
 
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Suspect claims he accidentally kidnapped child, who he thought was his stepdaughter. 'Cause it's okay to kidnap your stepkids, just not other people's kids
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did we say 18 missing people? We meant 176....I guess we shouldn't have had the Prime Minister of Malaysia do our press release
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(62)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Neon Trees singer comes out as gay. In other news, people thought the Neon Trees singer was not gay
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(38)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman poses with disciple as she claims to be alien god of cat people and was engaged to current Arsenal manager in the 15th century when she was Joan of Arc
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(72)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jay Z has 99 problems and people finding that's he's actually 50 years old is one
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(58)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom who tried to teach her teen daughter how many people can see a picture once it's on the internet learns how many people can see a picture once it's on the internet
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(223)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The most important thing to remember on Police Academy's 30th anniversary are all the people Steve Guttenberg beat out to play Mahoney
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(74)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
56% of people say their number one activity while driving is singing. The other 44% just text their friends about the idiot in the next car doing karaoke
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Noted Brietbart gunsel James O'Keefe is upset about the new racist voting law, because apparently not suppressing minority votes is racist against white people
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(77)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Thirty people injured after Chicago's Blue Line train derailed and struck a platform. And it happened at 2:55 AM, just in time to completely throw off the morning commute
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
From the No Shiat Sherlock news desk at the Ric Romero Institute for Journalism Oblivity: Drug companies are cashing in on people with sexual disorders
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(18)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Some people are outraged that a pizza that has 90 slices of jalapeño-infused pepperoni topped with diced jalapeño peppers is being called "La Chingona" or translated most politely as "badass." I'd be more worried what it does to diners' colons
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(157)
 
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Firefly MMO will have players putting on their cunning hats and playing for reputation. What is reputation? Is people talking. Is gossip
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(112)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man says he has mental problems, needs help, thought people were chasing him, needed a disguise, and that's why he tried to steal Australia-themed costumes from a Vegas show at gunpoint. Sounds legit
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(20)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not so cool unhip guy who doesn't like people on his lawn, explains how liberals use coolness as a weapon. The uncoolness, it oozes
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(165)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Some people call this a garage door, but if you're from the uber hip East Village in NYC it's called a retractable facade
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans' war on poor people continues as Louisiana bans use of food stamps to pay for tattoos, lingerie, jewelry, video arcades, bail bonds, cruise ships, psychics, adult-entertainment, nightclubs, and bars
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(189)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Three million people now trying to help find the missing Malaysian Airlines jet. It's the biggest surge of people working together on the internet for a cause since the effort to deport Justin Bieber back to Canada
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Memphis' NCAA victory busts the final 3 people's bracket in Warren Buffet's $1 billion challenge. The dream is over
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(12)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
When you decide to try to interfere with a cop who's arresting your son, make sure that you wear your best mascara for mugshot goodness
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The reality in America is that gay people are poorer than straight Americans because they're gay. The myth that they're a privileged set is just that .. a myth
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(133)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
A guy walks into a bar, drinks $80 worth of shots, sets fire to trash can in the bathroom and punches several people in the face on the way out. Not a joke setup, a standard Friday in Florida
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Fri March 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now you've done it Kristen Bell. You've managed to piss off Fox News for tweeting that 'rich people SHOULD pay higher taxes because they can afford it'
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(95)
 
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Study on America's most popular dog names goes to show people not only give their kids dumb names, they do it to their pets too
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(250)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten things intuitive people do that others don't. But you don't have RTFA --- you probably already know
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(80)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not only is there still no cure for cancer, leading cancer hospitals are now going in for arrant horseshiat like reflexology and reiki. Still no cure for people who think ear candling and oil pulling will do the trick because they saw it on The View
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(74)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Watch shop in New York feels it's the right time to start suing people for bad Yelp reviews
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(66)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The only people who don't want Hobby Lobby to give their employees birth control are the owners of Hobby Lobby
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(98)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil"
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(12)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Eight years ago these people lost their homes so that developers could build something "for the betterment of the community." Let's check in and see how the community has been improved
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(149)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Relax people, the State of Texas can continue to carry out death sentences. Thankfully they found a new batch of the drugs they use to execute death row inmates
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(75)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken on the Comcast-TimeWarner merger: "You're devious enough, you're evil enough, and doggone it, people hate you"
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Sen. Scott Brown as recently as last month: "Everyone* should take my 'People's Pledge' on campaign spending." *-not applicable in New Hampshire
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looking for a job? North Dakota has launched a campaign to recruit people for 20,000 jobs. However, they are in North Dakota
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(43)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
LA Governor Bobby Jindal: "I know more about how Obamacare harms people with disabilities than the American Association of People with Disabilities"
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(66)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you haven't lost your faith in humanity yet, more than 4,400 people a month ask Google how to Google
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds people wouldn't mind taking orders from a robot boss, since they've already been conditioned to listen to unthinking, unfeeling, middle management automatons
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(26)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Gun-rights advocates in PA can now sue municipalities that have local laws requiring people to report lost or stolen firearms
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(140)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies find three people dead after being shot in the head inside a shed in what is being called a crime of Seussian proportions
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duke porn star to take time away from school after people threaten to shoot her in the face in a non-professional capacity
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(418)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Family who were trapped in the bedroom by their cat have sent the cat to a shelter, hopefully where it can be adopted by people who aren't farking morons
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(85)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law would make it illegal for anyone under the age of 16 to get married. In other news, people under the age of 16 can get legally married in Florida right now
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(77)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention leader declares that the terms "zygote" and "embryo" are used to "oppress unborn people" suggests replacing them medically with "precious little baby that only a hell-bound slut would even THINK of aborting"
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(432)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's installment of "Conservatives reach out to the gals": Ralph Reed says making people stay in loveless or abusive marriages is "a better solution than food stamps" for fighting poverty in this country
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(112)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Finally, proof that Python developers are better people than Java developers
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(31)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Geologists discover that Alabama and South America used to be neighbors, which explains why so few people in either place speak comprehensible English
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(9)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Topeka Farkers keep your doggies safe, unknown person throwing bags filled with rat poison from white van into people's yards - 15 deaths reported
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(109)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Accused creator of Bitcoin claims to be just a confused old man and asks that people stop calling him and stay the hell off his lawn. Complete with disappoint Asian father meme picture
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(15)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ah March. It's that time of year when people from all over come to Arizona to soak up the sunshine, leave the water at home, forget sunscreen, and basically leave themselves for dead in the desert
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP state senator from South Dakota: I'll see your bill allowing businesses to deny service to gay people, and raise you allowing businesses to deny service to black people
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(181)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American conservatism is still, after all these years, largely driven by claims that liberals are taking away your hard-earned money and giving it to Those People
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(215)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Wondering who to hang out with today? Here's a handy guide to judging people on St. Patrick's day
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NYPD finds that when you stop violating people's civil rights, complaints against cops decline
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey star Nicklas Backstrom to get Olympic silver medal after IOC relaxes its stance on his positive drug test. And people thought baseball was the only sport to let PED users skate
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(7)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Rich people dying and leaving their millions to those less fortunate. New Hotness: Beggars dying and leaving their millions to those less fortunate
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(17)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
RuPaul makes entire "decoy album" available for pirating, directly asks pirates to buy her music instead. Yes, apparently, there are people out there who would listen to a RuPaul album
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(18)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about being a nerd sex symbol. "When you tell people something that's intellectually delectable, they can feel sensually towards it"
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(36)
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
"I'm going to slash the throat of the next person who says 'Shenanigans.'" Well, apparently three people said it
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(27)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Streetlight vandalism up and down the boulevard a threat to streetlights, people, their shadows searching in the night
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(64)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Humboldt County, Nevada agrees to return stolen money after learning dark-skinned people can afford lawyers too
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(97)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Going Down: The American people have come to the realization that President Obama is done
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(148)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Artist draws the 2014 Oscar selfie with incredible realism, shows amazing talent in canvassing people
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(6)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 30% of the people in Kentucky smoke cigarettes. The other 70% are afraid to light up since it might cause their basement to explode
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(27)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
The fine people of New Jersey will no longer be able to buy a fine Tesla motor car unless they go online and buy a fine Tesla motor car. Fine
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(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"All its citizens of Best Korea took part in the election to consolidate as firm as a rock the people's power chosen by themselves, fully enjoying their rights as the genuine masters of the state and society"
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(52)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
US sending 25,000 MREs to Ukraine. Haven't these people suffered enough?
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(122)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are the four people at CNN currently fighting over who gets to replace Piers Morgan as not a news anchor
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: "Russians reserve the right to protect themselves from the people they're currently stabbing to death"
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(21)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer of the AFA admits that people who oppose gay marriage are bigots
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
House Speaker John Boehner accuses several states of 'cheating' and 'fraud' for sidestepping federal cuts to food stamps and giving a damn about poor people
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(89)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Turns out the guy who drunkenly plowed into a group of people at SXSW was just trying to show up to work early
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(133)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Pictorial of retro propaganda posters remixed for progressive, extremist, Left-Wing, Socialist, anti-corporate, pro-Feminist, tree-hugging lovers of internet freedom. Also known as political messaging for people who actually think
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(77)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Do you want to do something with your life instead of dicking around with people? Tired of your loser friends in Cambridge? Well then do we have a loser for YOU. Come work as Scott Brown's "non-campaign" campaign staff (Just don't mention MA)
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
According to the latest ratings, people would rather watch Anderson Cooper than Bill O'Reilly
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(37)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Grossman to Coakley: "I would think that as one of the top officials in the state charged with protecting safety and defending against discrimination of people because of their origins you would share my views." I'm getting all choked up here
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(53)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
What do a pair of $1500 socks feel like? They make the people who didn't buy them feel smarter than the TV host who spent $1500 on a pair of socks
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(35)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
You know the people of Generation X are starting to get old when they're now making hearing-aids that can be controlled with an app and double as earbuds
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(33)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
These days you can't even start a 'Knit A Sweater For A Penguin' program without people criticizing you
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(15)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Man builds awesome treehouse for his kids, the city tells him to tear it down because it could be a hazard to people with it hanging over the sidewalk
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(97)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo quite literally wrote the manual on how to evict people from homes for which the bank didn't hold a legal mortgage
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(89)
 
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Windows 9 will finally get people to move from Windows XP. Super serial this time
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(186)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
8 Baby names riding the next "cool wave".... Peresphone? Cordis? Oh for fark's sake...really people
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(361)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Good news: Bus stop uses a high-tech way of keeping you warm. Bad news: It only works if you hold the hands of all the other people there waiting to take the bus
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's hard to say what is more disturbing: that people are addicted to drinking paint, chewing makeup or eating mattresses - eight beds in 20 years - or that there are just so goddamn MANY of these people
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(20)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
20% of people who experience "senior moments" go on to develop dementia. The other 80% have yet to make it back to their homes after the study
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(9)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Walking around the Venice Beach boardwalk with a chainsaw while yelling at people might attract the wrong kind of attention
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(35)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Inside the "mind" of Louie Gohmert: Not repealing Obamacare is dangerous because letting more people get healthcare means US life expectancy will shorten because people "won't get care" and die sooner
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you can pick a perfect bracket? Warren Buffet is betting $1B you can't. Free registration now open to the first 15 million people who want to try and prove him wrong
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(46)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago taxi trade newspaper demands City Council ban ride-sharing services or it will publish the names of five secretly gay aldermen. Also demands they ban the internet, require people to buy newspapers, rename Willis Tower back to Sears Tower
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Americans are now using public transportation in record numbers. Apparently it came down to whether people wanted to have their pockets picked at the gas station or on the subway
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(27)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well of course if you spend $165 million every year on the homeless in your city it's only going to encourage more homeless people to move there
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(102)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Fox News' Stuart Varney, the point of food stamp cuts isn't to save federal money... it's to punish poor people
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(183)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gotham village council calls it 'infuriating' that people keep stealing their road signs. If only there was some kind of hero who could track down the culprits
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(39)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
"You people will never know the comfort of parachute pants"
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that he's running for Governor of MA, pastor who lectured Ugandan lawmakers on the evils of homosexuality, and helped draft its "life in prison for being gay" law, denies he had anything to do with the law and says "I love gay people"
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(105)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five years after the federal government spent brazillions bailing out homeowners who'd bought more home than they could afford, what have we learned? Well, that those homeowners aren't exactly the most fiscally astute people in the world
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(250)
 
(FM World)
 
 
 
The biggest workplace issue for people under 30 is not wages, working conditions or an affordable health plan: it's free office coffee. Seriously. Put an urn in the breakroom and watch workers shut up about all their other petty grievances
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(85)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann speaks out against gay bullying. No, not bullying against gays. Gay people bullying everyone else
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(153)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A world where I can't trust the people who sell me beer is a world I don't want to live in
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(17)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Study reveals that hangovers don't stop people from drinking again
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(4)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Sigma Alpha Epsilon just banned pledging because too many people died in the process. They'll now put new recruits through the "True Gentleman Experience," which sounds like the name of a male strip club
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(82)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
People with face tattoos share the reasons behind their ink. Sample: An anniversary present for his wife. (They broke up two months later.)
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(57)
 
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Bono addresses European People's Party congress, advocates buying Spanish goods and services in order to save Spain's foundering economy. "Perhaps U2 should make a flamenco album. Well, maybe not"
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(45)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Conclusive proof that kids are nothing more than drunk little people
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(22)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. job growth speeds up in February despite the bad weather. Unfortunately most new jobs were from people giving someone five dollars to shovel out their driveway
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(20)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time - Colorado barber shop refuses service to people who 'smell like marijuana'
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(69)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How can you call a country a democracy when the majority of people don't even vote, America? North Korea has 100% voter turnout. That's democracy in action
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(53)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just another day in Trenton, NJ. A day after a shooting at an illegal night club, two more people are shot at the makeshift memorial set up at said night club
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In the Louisiana Bayou, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: The true detectives who investigate the crimes, and the fans who create crazy, elaborate, batshait-insane theories. These are their stories *DUN DUN*
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(20)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Six surprises from Michigan gay marriage trial - unless you are one of those people who "read" and "inform themselves", then they aren't surprises at all
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(59)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Guy proposes to his girlfriend in front of 20,000 people. Since this is on FARK, there's only one way it can end
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(72)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Democrats are going out of their way to make sure hungry people get food. And if we don't stop them now, they might do something even worse
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(189)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Animal adoption agency has placed more than 1,700 exotic animals who were initially and sometimes illegally purchased by people who had "no idea" raising a ball python or Mexican rat snake wasn't like raising a dog or cat
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(26)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have YOU ever had an out-of-body experience? This woman can leave her body at will: "People only retain the ability to have them if they practice from childhood, researchers think these experiences could be more common than previously thought"
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(113)
 
(CTV News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 from Kuala Lampur to Beijing with 227 people on board is missing
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(563)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The truth about corporate social responsibility: People before profits is a catchy slogan but a really shiatty business plan
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(97)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Looking out for everyone's health, students are trying to limit where people can smoke at the Kansas State Fair. Choking down chocolate-dipped, bacon-wrapped, cotton candy doughnut puffs are still okay
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the latest sign that the world is full of wonderful people just waiting to make each other happy, chefs are now using old liquor barrels to age sauces
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(29)
 
(The Lancet)
 
 
 
Those crazy people who are afraid of fluoride might have been right all along
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(130)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
How do you know when you take sports a bit too seriously? When you accuse people who root for the wrong team of sedition
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Research finds that caffeine dependence is tied to physical and emotional problems. Study based on denying 1000 people their morning cup of coffee
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British hospitals are overwhelmed on weekends by people who think drinking themselves into an 'anaesthetic state' is acceptable, says ER doc, who points out that you can drink yourself to death and get change from £10 in the UK
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(Medium)
 
 
 
You'll frequently hear people say "the science is settled." Scientifically speaking, can it ever be? (Spoiler: you better believe it)
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(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
New research proves short people are dumb people. Randy Newman predicted this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More than a half-million migrating sandhill cranes will soon take over Nebraska, eating all the food, crapping everywhere and disrupting the sleep of residents, just as though Nebraska had real people willing to vacation there
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Thu March 06, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
All the people below the Wanapum dam on Washington state's Columbia River can rest easy now, the 65-foot crack has apparently fixed itself
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida city has the solution to deter prostitution: a stern letter sent to people seen talking to prostitutes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
18 reasons creative people would be terrible employees in most jobs
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate blogger would like you to know that he never believed that whole hoverboard prank and certainly didn't fall for the joke and is only annoyed because golly why can't people be more grown up on the internet?
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Man urinates on people near University of Florida campus, receives scholarship offer from Miami
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
People who hate the federal government preempting state laws have no problem with state governments preempting local laws when it comes to guns
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's may be killing as many people as cancer. Well, at least Alzheimer's isn't killing as many people as cancer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook and Instagram to crack down on gun sales. In related news, people use Facebook and Instagram to sell guns
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Wed March 05, 2014
(Junkee)
 
 
 
Epic takedown of Australian PM ends with an invite to take his "heartless, racist exploitation of people's fears and ram it as far from Western Australia as your taxpayer-funded travel entitlements can take you." This, folks, is how it's done
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
One in three people in Tennessee uses narcotic painkillers. The other two just leave the room when s