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500 headlines found matching 'people'
Mon September 22, 2014
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England People Problems: How to wear pyjamas as daywear without looking daft
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(41)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Me done are written an book have I. Jump two Amazon Kindle too get one "Dream State". Supper science fiction adventure four peoples. Farking swell reed
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People with tattoos talk about how their ink has cost them jobs, promotions and respect from other people. What's your story, Mr. (or Ms.) Cool Ice?
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(26)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
The latest trend sweeping through luxury resorts that people are willing to pay for? Silence
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Sat September 20, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles denies permit for thousand foot long water slide after 11,000 people point out there's a drought
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's Devil Fish, a film of montages of dumb people fighting a deadly fish. Mike, Servo, and Crow fillet this mess of a film and the state of Florida. "This is how I like to fish; a flashlight and a flamethrower"
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(13)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam says Hollywood is just "gray, frightened people holding on for dear life"
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(83)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And then there was that time that 542 people dressed up as Batman and met in a park to set a world record
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While you were watching Goodell get roasted, the Ravens' quietly scheduled an emergency meeting regarding people who might have seen the video no one in the NFL had
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(119)
 
(Science Friday)
 
 
 
Let me play for you the song of my people
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(25)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Plants help people be more productive. Show off your desk plant
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(21)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Some Islamic asshats beheaded a few people recently, so clearly you can see why people were outraged that Busch Gardens had the unmitigated gall to include severed heads in its Halloween display
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(64)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NVIDIA decides to advertise its newest tech in the best way possible, by proving stupid people are wrong
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why we remain Facebook friends with people we can't stand in person
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(70)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ravens coach John Harbaugh wants people to stop fixating on Terrell Suggs's sacks
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's Funniest Home Videos is celebrating 25 years of quality crotch shots and people generally looking like idiots
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boehner: "And what's the deal with these unemployed people just sitting around?" I'd laugh, John, but I'm too busy applying to 14 different jobs, just trying to survive. But good one. I'll be sure to laugh if you're ever unemployed
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(111)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox pulls bus ads for Red Band Society because people complained about the words "Scary Biatch" used to describe Octavia Spencer
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
People who were spanked as children say the punishment made them better people in a vain attempt to justify being abusive assholes
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(304)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's an in-depth article on why people procrastinate. Bookmark it so you can read it later
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(5)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
'Three Cups of Tea' guy plans 'reluctant' return to public speaking circuit, hopes people have gotten over the whole 'Your books on Afghanistan were a complete lie and you stole from the charity you set up" stuff by now
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Obamacare is doomed to be a disaster, nobody will sign up. HHS: Umm, actually almost 8 million people did. Conservatives: Well sure they signed up but how many of them are gonna actually pay their premiums? HHS: Over 90% looks like
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(133)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Evil mega-corporations, which are totally not people, are engines for positive social change...in the NFL. Subby is so confused on who to hate now
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(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The state by state results of ESPN's poll on if people agree with the Viking's decision to ban Adrian Peterson from playing basically plays out how you would expect
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Wed September 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Parent Television Council has watched hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of naked people on television in order to come up with the conclusion that there are way too many naked people on television
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(81)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "Seriously, what the fark is wrong with people?" File: women increasingly undergoing plastic surgery to remove their "boot bulge" which is basically any suggestion that the human calf is rounded in any way
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(135)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio says his Spartans will play to win and not run up the score to try to convince people they can still be in the college football playoff
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(20)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You can add Miss America to the list of people/groups conspiring against the GOP, and therefore, America
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(264)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Remember that one 'Cheers' when Cliff Claven answered Final Jeopardy with "who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" Someone did that last night... and won
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(59)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "Let's not look at people who disagree with us as enemies but perhaps as adversaries that we need to have a better debate with." Conservatives: "BURN THE HERETIC"
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(95)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
115,000 people to be kicked off the Obamacare rolls at the end of the month. Republicans rush to the podium to denounce this travesty and...wait, it's 115,000 undocumented immigrants? Oh, never mind. Time for a fundraiser, where's the SUV parked?
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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(149)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Writing articles about how people are doing something wrong: you're doing it wrong
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How many people live in China? So many that you have never heard of the world's most popular beer
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama giving veterans preference in federal government hiring as required by law. Naturally, people have a problem with this
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(93)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We could give a fark about ebola, which is about to reach pandemic levels and kill a quarter million people this year. Football is on though, an I'd hate to miss the fourth quarter
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why I hate people or why we can't have nice things. DIT
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(546)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cameroon jails people for drinking Baileys, arguing that only homosexuals enjoy Irish coffee
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey reveals a startlingly large number of people sell their houses and buy new ones to get better cellphone reception
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(20)
 
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
2 billion smartphones now in use around the world. The remaining 5 billion people still communicate the old fashioned way ... talking face to face
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPL is back, and this week's Title Decider is Arsenal vs. Man City. Also Chelsea host Swansea in an unlikely top-of-the-table clash, Palace vs. Burnley in a relegation six-pointer, and who the heck are those people wearing Man Utd shirts?
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember how cable companies said they would never, ever, ever let people go ala carte? About that
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rockstar teases GTA V for XBox One and PS4 and this may be the game that makes people buy the next-gen consoles even if they've already beaten the game on the current models (vid)
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 200th anniversary of the writing of The Star-Spangled Banner, 199th anniversary of people butchering it and taking 20 minutes to sing the last verse
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Fri September 12, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
San Diego cabbies cry foul over body odor test, say it unfairly targets people who smell bad
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(91)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing footstools off peoples' front porches. Authorities suspect she may be trying to create her own ottoman empire
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(54)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Remember how Crush Davis got mad when people wondered if he was on PEDs during his 53 home run 2013 season? About that
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(46)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to new reports, in 2007 the US Government strong-armed Yahoo into turning over data on both people who still used their service
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(37)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
List of people to replace Roger Goodell includes Oprah, Mitt Rmoney, and Jets fan 'Fireman Ed'
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news bed-wetters. Your constant fretting about Ebola and ISIS and the knockout game have convinced people that civil liberties are for suckers
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(118)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey sure seems like a good choice to sell cars to people who are dead inside
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(4)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida man invents screen to prevent people from rubbernecking at crime scenes and accidents. Guess you can kiss the Florida tag goodbye
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(69)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is making employees pay for new uniforms, and they stand to make $78 million, claim people who want to bring in unions so they can have that $78 million
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(87)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
So, how DID people discover wine in the first place? Did someone just say, "We'll let this juice rot and see what it's like to drink"?
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(58)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP congressman: Firing gay people is one of the "freedoms we enjoy"
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(195)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science goes where it hasn't before: Best sex positions for people with bad backs
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
David Cameron says that just because the Tories are horrid people is no reason to leave the UK
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(68)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Quiznos owner causes controversy by displaying sign that says "We the people are angry." The anger most likely stems from a hoagie vs. sub. vs. grinder debate
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(72)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There was a time in our society when people thought it was good idea to put their babies in cages and hang them outside of windows to air them out
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(57)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
"Looker" comes true again as police have a new weapon that blinds people "temporarily" for up to 15 minutes
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is what happens when British people have too much time on their hands
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(130)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The fallout over the Ray Rice video continues as more and more people are asking one simple question: What did Commissioner Goddell know, and when did he know it?
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"I hear people crying when I'm showering," so does subby, but subby doesn't live in Susan Powell's old house. She of course, was never found
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Psychologists say new testing casts doubt on the "banality of evil " hypothesis, saying ordinary people don't obey evil orders because they are compliant sheep, but because they will do nearly anything so long as they think it is for "a noble cause"
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(53)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"This might come as a bit of a shock, but, apparently, about five to 10 percent of all the Internet users in the world are addicted to the online world, and social media is physically changing people's brains"
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(17)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan working together to save people from Kashmir and prevent hearing "Stairway to Heaven" on repeat
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(32)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Washington lobbyist running for Senate in NH demands that people stop calling him a Washington lobbyist, even if he is a Washington lobbyist
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family creates an exact replica of their living room at a kennel so their dog wouldn't get homesick when the family goes on vacation... Once again proving that some people have way too much money
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(52)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"We just want people to be safe when crossing the street; that's why we've put these $60 orange flags at crosswalks so they can wave them at cars to say 'hey, there's a person here'"
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(103)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
The only people more excited about the iPhone 6 than Apple fanboys are thieves, who already steal more iPhones than all other handsets combined
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After four days on the loose in Southern California, deadly albino cobra now captured. David Coverdale says he hadn't seen so many people interested in a white snake since 1987
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Citizens United ruling didn't just allow American billionaires to buy up our government. It also allows foreign rich people to take over America as well
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(118)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"We need smart thermostats because people are dumb"
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(52)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren once again proves she's awesome: "'Why didn't hackers try and find naked selfies of me? I kept desperately looking at the list of people whose phones were hacked, hoping to see my name" (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist finds keywords in emails between partners show who holds power in relationship. Explanation for Farkers: A relationship is a strong and close association between two people that involves physical and emotional intimacy
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(68)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the people of Estonia want to cool off, they dive into an underwater prison filled with algae-covered razor wire and rusty machine parts
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(16)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: The best way to make people care about net neutrality: Show what 'slow lanes' will do to their porn
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Most unloved dog in England" has been in an animal shelter for seven years, been passed up by approximately 17,000 people looking for pets. Your dog wants someone to take Jed home
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(156)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
When most people say they want to find the Abominable Snowman, they are ridiculed by society. When David Attenborough says it, society believes
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(38)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. of all people might have had the most heartfelt reaction to Joan Rivers' death
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Warren: "...financial institutions figured out they could make a lot of money by cheating people on mortgages, credit cards and payday loans"
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps feeling left out, police in London prove they are also capable of shooting people to death
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Average banknote in your wallet has been touched by nearly 600 people by the time it gets to you and your Holy Roman Empire-sized Purell dispenser
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(32)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There is a one-in-700-million chance of being eaten by a shark. There are 7 billion people in the world. That means ten people are being eaten by sharks right this moment screaming for help while you're busy searching for Caturday GIFs
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(49)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Interactive map illustrates the weirdest things people regularly eat, broken down by state
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(69)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Three people attacked by dogs in Seattle. Were they Chihuahuas? I bet they were Chihuahuas. *reads article* Well, that's a surprise
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(185)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive is suing Disney for the right to wear his goofy giant mouse head while scratching CDs so young people can do drugs in an organized setting
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(120)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"People work in Washington and, man, they hit that revolving door with a speed that would blind you." This just in: Eric Cantor is really the Flash
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(22)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
New iPhone to go on sale on Sept. 19. Yes, there are already people on line in NYC ... and they're getting paid to wait
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(117)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby might have had the hit "She Blinded Me With Science," but now he is blinding people with music and film education at Johns Hopkins University
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I do not know what a newspaper is but people seem to be upset that ComicSans was used on the front page
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(60)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why aren't there more Koch-like billionaires pouring money into politics? I don't know, maybe because having millions of people know your name and face after you've screwed them over can lead to problems when the revolution comes
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(93)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton and Rudy Giuliani succeeded in large part because they were curious about other people different from themselves. Barack Obama prefers to look in the mirror
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(73)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Kraft urges people not to eat Kraft American cheese. Finally they have the guts to come out and say so
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(46)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
There is now a soda for people who are kind-of-racist
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(107)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who swallowed expensive diamond ring will have to locate it by herself. "We don't get paid enough to dig through people's bowel movements"
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(104)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The first clumsy hijacking of the ice bucket challenge comes from a cancer charity that wants people to celebrate the Whipped Cream Pie in the Faces challenge
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(92)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Facebook gives people who depend upon it for information on current events what they deserve
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(58)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
We know corporations are people. So when a dead corporation's name comes back, is it a zombie corporation? Arthur Andersen wants BRAAAAIIIINNNZZZZzzzzz
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(48)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
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(331)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A fireworks explosion at a wedding killed two people, leaving guests shocked and upset. Even the cake was in tiers
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(31)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is totally a democracy, but the People's Republic of China wants you to remember that they pick the candidates. Now go vote
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(48)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A guide on how to be wrong, gracefully. This is in the Fark politics tab for a reason, people
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(64)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Rescued dog in Hiroshima becomes rescue dog in Hiroshima. "An dog abandoned by people is now rescuing them. It is a proof that Yumenosuke deserves to live"
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(12)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Doctor Who's viewership fell sharply in the UK, losing 1.59 million people who decided not to go Into the Dalek
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(93)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Snapchat doesn't embarrass people. People embarrass people
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(15)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scammer convicted of crashing million-dollar Bugatti for the insurance money after he forgets people like to gawk and film million-dollar supercars
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(88)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Geek mistakenly thinks people will fund his Kickstarter for a realistic jet fighter cockpit gaming chair kit that's perfect for your parents' living room, and not their basement
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank fees continue to rise as large banks offset their sagging profits with new 'ha, ha, fark you poor people' account fees
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Officer who told people in Ferguson he would "farking kill" them and to "go fark yourself" is now out of a farking job
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(152)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There's a reason why only a handful of people have ever stepped foot on Brazil's Snake Island
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(69)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Proof that we really are living on the planet of the pudding brains : Six people actually complained about the lesbian lizard kiss in the latest episode of Doctor Who
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(104)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The most hipster radio station around: It's kind of small and not a lot of people listen, but it's really influential. They could have spent millions on new equipment but kept it real instead. You've probably never heard of it
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(15)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A bane on the economy and social injustice for low-income people
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(103)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
People in Iowa apparently use landlines and incur long distance fees
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(51)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists trip old people, for fun and research
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
45 people in Utah learn the hard way why pasteurization is a thing
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(190)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wonkblog: New study shows that white people rarely have non-white friends. Author of the study: no it doesn't
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A gallery of nighttime aerial photographs of Burning Man, because 10,000 feet in the air is about as close as you want to get to these people
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(25)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lois Lane to become heroine for a new series of young adult novels designed to teach teens the finer points of scheming to try to get a husband, how to recognize people wearing glasses
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(45)
 
(Simcoe News)
 
 
 
For driving while intoxicated purposes, an e-bike is a bike if you pedal it but a vehicle if you use the battery power as at least three people in one town learn in the last week
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple seeks corporate sponsors for their wedding, will soon find out corporations give even less of a shiat about their wedding than the people they know
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(33)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
County health department feels the need to warn people not to set themselves on fire
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(40)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) says that if Burger King is going to buy a Canadian company to evade US taxes, people should stop eating at Burger King in protest, helpfully suggests eating at the OH-based Wendy's or White Castle chains instead
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(202)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Some people see Fidel Castro as their idol, this kid dresses like him. He got to meet the real thing
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(61)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Major League Baseball game was televised 75 years ago today. 3000 people get to watch the action from two different camera views
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(11)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama sends three aides to Michael Brown funeral, none to James Foley's, and don't think people haven't noticed
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(166)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC learns that people with Ebola have been lying to them about not having Ebola. CDC officials became suspicious when the supposedly Ebola-free patients started bleeding from their eyeballs
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(90)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Butte police deal with slew of Butte-ass naked people over the weekend, including nude man talking to God, topless woman lying on pile of luggage, and pantsless lady exposing herself to traffic
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anglican pastor attracts new members through signs outside his church, such as 'Dear Christians, some people are gay, get over it, Love God.' Local politician has a problem with this, but doesn't complain because of the short sermons
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(57)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has a new weapon against people driving faster than 45mph on the interstate: A road that'll damage your car
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(47)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Pocket Gamer (UK))
 
 
 
Six iOS soccer games for people who hate soccer. We're looking at you, America
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(19)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Who mixes his new prescription and alcohol? The Messiah, the Messiah. It's time to start running - in the street, naked from the waist down, trying to attack people in cars
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(29)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft faces 4 daunting challenges with Win9" How to add a start button, how to make a desktop version, how to make people stop reading shiatty reviews without trying, how to beg Bill Gates to come out of retirement
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(108)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the world burn. If this describes you, please contact any first responder in the city of Barre, Vermont
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(41)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If the utilities didn't have enough problems with people stealing wire, now they're taking the poles
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Behold the miserable quality of life in the Hamptons where noisy helicopters ferrying people back and forth to NYC are ruining people's good time
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(91)
 
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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(117)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
6.79 million people tuned in to watch the UK premiere of Doctor Who season 8--the most viewers the show has had since 2010--in order to ensure themselves the show again had a decent, respectable Doctor and not some Fez-wearing hipster
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(98)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The media would like you to know your office chair is killing you: "Sitting is more dangerous than smoking, kills more people than HIV and is more treacherous than parachuting. We are sitting ourselves to death"
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Self-help guru who served prison time for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge returns to Arizona to host several motivational seminars on how to deal with a personal crisis
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(44)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Youth program in Scotland trains unemployed young people to sell Scotch whisky. Because it's hard to sell whisky to Scotsmen
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(26)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
In case the allure of big-chested women serving you beer and chicken wings all night isn't enough, more and more sexy restaurants are offering specials to people who hold their fantasy football drafts at their establishments
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(24)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How long before a million people are implanted with RFID chips? It's much sooner than you think
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(70)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: Venezuela makes food nearly free. Not so cool: people cart it off to sell in Colombia, causing massive shortages
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(88)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
People on the Shanghai subway watch man faint and figure he's probably dropped dead from some disease so they run like hell
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(67)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Some people are upset over the cover to Marvel's new comic, Spider-Woman's Ass #1. I wonder why?
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(196)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Myth: People will still watch Mythbusters after Kari, Tory, and Grant leave the show. ☐ Confirmed ☐ Plausible ☐ Busted
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(247)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Two percent of British people think Hawaii is part of the UK, don't know the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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(169)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Catholic diocese urges people not to take the ice bucket challenge because the proceeds could go to stem cell research. Apparently, the ritual pouring of water over people's heads is only okay if the Church gets its cut
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(262)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
378 people over-pay it forward at Starbucks
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(108)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spotify created a map to show exactly when people are sharing their terrible taste in music
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(15)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Suicide tourism to Switzerland soars. Looks like people are taking the whole "death by chocolate" thing a bit too seriously
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered the earliest form of French people. I bet they were surrender monkeys
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(174)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last month Oakland, California ended its 80-year ban on pinball machines in public, and people celebrated with a monthlong pinball tournament. Who became Oaktown's Pinball Wizard?
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Dating Naked" star is angry that people saw her naked
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(175)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know it's bad when a "good night" in Ferguson results in only 6 arrests. Progress, people
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(354)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(I4U)
 
 
 
Linda Ronstandt: Arizona is full of Christians, and I don't want to expose my kids to that kind of people
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(173)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why the MPAA thinks all gay people should be rated 'R'
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(122)
 
(Daily Motion)
 
Video
 
How can so many people fail so spectacularly at something as simple as dumping a bucket of ice water over your head?
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(29)
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA issues salmonella warning to the four people in the U.S. who eat organic peanut butter
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(55)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White people throw up fraternity greetings like this. Black people throw up fraternity greetings like OHMYGOD IT'S A GANG SIGN
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(181)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(130)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out not that many people want to smell like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms
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(105)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
So few people and airlines using Pittsburgh International Airport that managers plan to turn the money-losing facility into a more lucrative fracking operation
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 49th birthday to the wife of the legend who taught an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. Here she is explaining how that great hero named Kevin Bacon first asked her out
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(42)
 
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Pope Francis implores people to seek peaceful resolution with ISIS as he.... wait, what did he say? Attack ISIS? The Pope said that?
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(146)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
In the wake of the questions surrounding the Ferguson shooting, many people are pushing for the police to wear body cameras, but as San Diego shows, even where cops DO wear them it's unlikely YOU will ever get to see the footage, citizen
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(193)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama decides to head back to D.C. because really, when we think of "good leadership" we think of a man who is hated by most people, wigged out on stress, hasn't had a day to relax in 6 years and has his hands on the nuclear football
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(288)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Step 1) Pass law allowing people to carry guns anywhere Step 2) ??? Step 3) Have a handgun misfire on a busy street, killing one
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(373)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Settle an argument for me. Who is the star of a BLT? The bacon or tomato? God help you lettuce people, no one waxes poetic over lettuce
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(324)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook testing out "Satire" tags because apparently people are too stupid to realize that articles from "The Onion" are not real news
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(42)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Organization reunites nearly 700 soldiers from eight countries with the cats and dogs they originally rescued in Afghanistan. Let's give these people a big Caturday salute
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(1133)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Look, your honor, my client had immunity with the FBI for crimes he committed while being a rat. Surely, you can see that he should get an appeal? Prison is a tough thing for an 84-year-old mob boss who personally killed 11 people. Be reasonable
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(30)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
As it turns out, it's kind of a bad idea to insult the people supplying you with ammunition
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(268)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After graduating from Harvard most people go on to important careers, this man went around the world to have people help him solve Rubik's Cube
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Some people become superior athletes because of their *spins wheel* ...Tourette syndrome?
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(17)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Ex-NSA Deputy Director on Snowden leak: "We need to up our game without crushing the 99.9 percent of people who have operated faithfully. We need to focus on behaviors"
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(70)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Why are so few people left-handed? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(77)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
US military isn't going to do their humanitarian operation they've been planning because it turns out that there are far fewer people that need saving than they were expecting. This is good news as well as baffling
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(48)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Review writer: "Yes, I wrote about the black people in Missouri by describing one of them as a primate and saying another one looked like three fifths of Snoop Dogg, but you're the real racist for noticing"
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(152)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
200 people sickened by cronuts, especially after eating them
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(56)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
A new report says the Apple workforce is overwhelmingly white and male. One can assume that report did not include counting the people who assemble Apple products
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(16)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
'How can I meet interesting people?"
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(44)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
In a move that will certainly not spark any confusion over why police are suddenly pulling over young people, the city of Austin will now start ticketing kids for doing positive things
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(88)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian bridezillas bully poor Christian bridal shop who refused to sell them dresses by telling other people about the shop's public policies
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(888)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
If you're going to get 100 emails a day they might as well be from people offering you six-figure jobs
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(21)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Market Basket 'a rare case of people not beaten into submission by billionaires'
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(26)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
People may finally be realizing that it is not Republicans but Obama's extremism, his unswerving ideology and his refusal to accept facts and draw reasonable conclusions from them that are perpetuating America's rapid decline
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(164)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why we forget names as soon as we meet people. It's not that they're unmemorable, it's just that we don't care
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(80)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, people are just tiny bit suspicious about those 280 Russian trucks headed to Ukraine as a "Humanitarian relief convoy" and exactly what they are carrying
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(45)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Relax people, Burger King is bringing back the almighty chicken fries
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(24)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
How bad is it in northern Iraq? So bad people are flocking to Syria for safety
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(62)
 
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
In a move sure to invoke civil and well-thought-out reactions from people outside the school, Steubenville High School lets one of the two convicted rapists back on the football team
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(241)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Two people stuck on scaffolding 21 stories above Manhattan, being charged $3,500 rent
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Statistics tell us that about 1 in ten people are gay. Which means that probably at least two of the infamous "clown car" clan of Duggars is. Well, I think we now know the identity of one of them
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(87)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The ten craziest people that ever hung out with musicians
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering why people are posting pictures of themselves throwing buckets of ice at each other, it's a fad and will have been completely forgotten about by next Tuesday
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Being arrested for wearing an "extremely realistic penis keyring" on your groin, pretending to pee in taxis, and beating up people at a bar is no way to go through life, son
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(40)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yo-yo champion shows what people can accomplish when they have enough of a thing called "free time"
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(27)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Chicago Weekend Shooting Tracker. This was a fairly quiet weekend in Chiraq, with sixteen people wounded in gun violence but no one actually dying. Looks like things are looking up
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(80)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever
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(33)
 
(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
Setting up a meth lab in a Wal Mart parking lot may be a brilliant way to capitalize on customer synergy, but (and I know this sounds unlikely) eventually someone is going to notice a mob of toothless naked people and think something is wrong
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(38)
 
(Communities Digital News)
 
 
 
"I am not a crook" ~ Richard Nixon resigned 40 years ago today for abuses of power that are as shocking as extramarital sex and issuing executive orders that some people don't like
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(325)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It takes a peculiar form of logic to cut pay steadily and then be shocked that fewer people want to do the job
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(126)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: CIA kidnapped people. News: As a favor to Libya's Qaddafi. Fark: Including children as young as 8
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(61)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Well most people probably would not want this guy flashing them or anybody, either
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In which we harken back to a simpler age when people who talked about impeaching a president did so with heavy hearts, tears in their eyes, and a catch in their voice, even if they were from the opposing party
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(96)
 
(Moneywise (UK))
 
 
 
Four in 10 people don't make enough money to save any money
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(70)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA: Blind people should have guns, too
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(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Google remove Bomb Gaza game from Play Store because some people had a problem with that
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(64)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Some people think it is cruel to strap iPads on tortoises, but subby still would like to see it
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(33)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
88% of FoxNews.com readers support the right for people to carry guns in public...oh, sorry.. I meant MSNBC.com readers
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(554)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Okay people it's time to confess that one meal you make when you had a shiatty day or you're really drunk or you did really well working out all week, etc. How do you do it up meal wise? Subby likes cheeseburger subs and guacamole
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(293)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh so what, you mean people get disgusted for seeing a huge moth swimming inside their Pepsi drink at the local KFC? Meh
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin bans the import of all food from the US and all fruits and vegetables from the EU. It's not as if Russia imports 40% of its food to feed its people, right, Vlad? ...Vlad?
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(312)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Despite being on trial for the deaths of 32 people in the 2012 Costa Concordia disaster, the ship's captain is invited to give a lecture to university students on best emergency practices
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(52)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
Bad: Windows 8 gaining only a little market share. Fark: Windows 8 actively losing market-share. Farkest: People preferring Windows XP
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(131)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember how it was so cold this past winter that people had to huddle together for warmth and couldn't go out to the drugstore? Pittsburgh maternity wards do
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proof positive that cannabis is truly a deadly drug: two people dead after smoking it. That's right, TWO people out of an estimated 147 million users worldwide. PANIC to the right
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(218)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At least six people have been tested for Ebola just in New York City. And CNN's Sanjay Gupta says they are not being kept in isolation: "This isn't the kind of thing that they worry about spreading to other patients in the hospital"
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(209)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock says that he doesn't even farking know the farking people on either farking side of the farking Insane Clown Posse lawsuit, and he most certainly does not farking have their glass farking dildo
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(40)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Introducing a new American hero: James Taylor, a kid who threw a party in western Michigan that drew over 2,000 people and gives zero farks about the consequences saying he's going to do it again (w/video)
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(66)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Animal rights groups outraged as fish take up smoking, normal people just wonder how they can keep the damn things lit
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(50)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
XBox One in line for another 'significant' price drop as Microsoft practically begs people to buy one
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(201)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Man burglarizes home while his girlfriend and two-year-old wait in the car. If that isn't enough for you, he stole a collection of baby teeth. Wait, people collect baby teeth?
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(43)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Get your bows and arrows ready. Store canned food. Beef up on that survival knowledge. People are starting to defend STAR WARS: The Phantom Menace as a good movie. The end is nigh
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(127)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The first weekend of August is here, and Chicago only had nineteen people wounded by gunshots and only two dead in gun violence. Looks like gun progress has come to Chiraq
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(128)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Secretary of State doesn't think "churches" disagree with voter ID laws. Some "people" disagree
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Somebody had British people fill in all of their American stereotypes on maps of the US. Come for MS: "Named by a cat walking across a keyboard", stay for RI: "Tiny; Stoned Students; Not a real place; Not in Rhodes; Not an Island"
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(250)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A report by the British Chamber of Commerce shows young people are so unprepared for the demands of work that they have even asked their bosses where to take naps"
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(48)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study finds the benefits of e-cigarettes outweigh their harm. Except for people who smoke them and develop e-emphysema
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(44)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Scientific study shows that people who read Harry Potter books are more likely to be open minded to other cultures. Subby puts on his Vulcan ears and storms off while quoting the Prime Directive
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(41)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
The National Review reveals the liberals dirtiest secret; they've just been PRETENDING to like smart people. So vote Republican
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(203)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We've hit peak bacon, people. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(74)
 
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
CDC says that weather kills 2,000 people in the U.S. every year. FBI's Ten Most Wanted List now includes Al Roker
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(22)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Marijuana activist claims responsibility for placing white flags on top of the Brooklyn Bridge. He could have gotten away with it since most people pegged it as the work of the French
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(62)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble to axe 100 slow-selling brands. People outraged that they can no longer buy Qwent, Fleem, Sprif, Zplog, or Grenk in 3....2
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(34)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Obvious: Grand Wizard of KKK chapter calls for the shooting of refugee children coming across the border. Fark: He's asking for black people to ally with the KKK to get this done
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(102)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember when you could borrow a baggie of sugar from your neighbors without everyone in the apartment complex assuming you were buying drugs? "It's sad you can't give people sugar or salt or baking soda because the color is white"
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(139)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
When Linus Torvalds curses, people listen
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Newest Washington, DC buzzword is "hispandering" and some people think that's just a bit hispredjudiced
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(77)
 
(Men's Fitness (UK))
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gym mistakes and how to correct them. This link is only for people who lift
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(79)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Have you given your smartphone, computer or network an actual name? Survey finds most people have, "and sweet Jesus, are those themes nerdy." Anyway, share your own here
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(50)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've never heard of Cat island, it's off the coast of Japan, cats outnumber people and every day is Caturday (pics)
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(76)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
ReaganBook: The Facebook for people who like to sell weapons to their enemies to fund death squads, max out their credit cards for penis enlargement, fail to understand basic demolition aspects, and forget all about ReaganBook next week
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(138)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More than 40 percent of all British people would refuse to travel if they didn't have a smuggled jar of Marmite with them
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you need a video about how to drive in a roundabout with country music and people with car suspenders? Of course you did
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ever wonder what it sounds like to have a large room of people crack their knuckles? Here's the results in digital audio
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(16)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
After a devastating tornado ripped through Revere, Massachusetts, the Boston Globe would like to allay people's fears: Kelly's Roast Beef is still open
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After refusing to take federal money to expand Medicaid in his state, MS Gov. Phil Bryant, says the jump in the number of uninsured people in his state since the ACA took effect is "yet another example of a broken promise from Barack Obama,"
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(194)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The announcement of Sarah Palin's new channel brought out the snark on Twitter, as people came up with their own Palin-ized TV shows. Can you Farkers do any better?
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(649)
 
(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
See liberals, people will choose renewable energy on their own when you don't force them to
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(113)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin launches online subscription channel, believing people will pay good money every month to read poorly written, illogical, baseless, alcohol-fueled opinions about the events of the day
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(134)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cool news: Kurt Angle coming back to WWE. Not so cool news: a shiat ton of people are about to lose their jobs. RIP TNA 2002-2014
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(248)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's extreme heatwave may kill up to 10,000 people. "Raging temperatures have continued to fuel a frenzy of betting with bookmakers"
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(166)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
At least thirteen people shocked to learn that sometimes it really does rain in southern California
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(50)
 
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Sure our fertilizer plant blew up but hey it's not our fault people died because you have poorly-trained first responders
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(81)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
In a decision so outrageously wrong that even the ancient Romans said "AH, HELL NO" to in their time, Governor PerfectHair plans to give National Guard soldiers the powers to arrest people
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(334)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Weekend Chicago Shooting Tracker, and things were relatively quiet this weekend, with only nineteen people getting shot, though once again a child was the victim of indiscriminate gang violence in Chiraq
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(84)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How Google became our closest online confidante, which is why millions of people turn to it every day to answer personal questions such as "Does he love me?", "Why won't he have sex with me?" and "How is babby formed?"
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(21)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Pastor claims gay people are possessed by "fart demons" that can drive pigs to suicide
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(191)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
R.E.M.'s "Out of Time" is the most politically significant album in US history, but only because of its packaging and not because of the Cold War satire Shiny Happy People
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(67)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New 'Overnight Diet' promises people they can lose seven pounds in a week; still no challenger for the 'Bad Oyster Diet' that will see you lose seven pounds in one seemingly endless night
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Full scale Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles
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(14)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Towing company owner charged with twenty-nine felonies after he towed multiple cars from a parking lot because it was where people attending a homosexual-friendly event parked, and he (allegedly) can't stand gays
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(169)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(5)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP minority outreach continues as congressman assumes two Indian-looking people at a committee meeting are from India, repeatedly praises their country, never realizing they're actually senior US government officials
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(197)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Woman who tested positive for the ebola virus has escaped quarantine and is now loose in a city of one million people. FUEL AIR BOMB
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(161)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Halliburton spills fracking fluids, causing fire, explosions, shrapnel, and miles of dead fish. When asked why they didn't tell the EPA exactly what it was they had just dumped into people's drinking water: "They didn't ask"
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(111)
 
(A Plus)
 
 
 
What? It's just paintings of people, seen it a million times, and--whoa
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(5)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Biggest and Final" workers rally planned for today at Market Basket headquarters. So if you're in Tewksbury, MA today, make sure to honk some support for the people who just want their boss back
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(23)
 
(American Rhetoric)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Representative Barbara Jordan delivered her famous "We The People" speech. Take a moment out of your life to listen to one of the most eloquent Congressional monologues of the 20th century
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Things I learned from this article 1) Valdimir Putin has a 29-year old daughter who is mildly hot. 2) she lives in the Netherlands 3) She's lying low right now because people named Putin ain't real popular there just right now
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(167)
 
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 67% of voters say America is becoming more divided. The other 33% say the people have no idea of what they are talking about
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Amazing Pizza Hut meals from around the world people from New York and Chicago could only wish to eat
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(83)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Even people who have never heard of Mark Ruffalo are incapable of being mean to Mark Ruffalo
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Linguistic Insecurity: or, why graduates of elite colleges tell people they "went to school in Boston," while graduates of lesser schools insist on saying "THE Ohio State University"
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(73)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Native Americans are "unclean vermin...who don't qualify as people"-- says man who pooped his own pants and stopped showering to avoid draft
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(303)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's mother is all right with the fact that fans leave booze and cigarettes for the dead singer as a memorial. Well, if people memorialize Jesus with crosses, I guess this makes sense, too
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Florida Panthers drop the only thing people actually cared about seeing when they attended: ice skating cheerleaders
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Government to ISPs: You will install pron filters for new customers unless they opt out. British People: WE OPT OUT
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(42)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 22% of Americans feel the best way to fix Congress is to fire everyone. If there were only some way that people could do something to replace members of Congress every two years or so
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(147)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people
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(161)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
China seals off 30,000 people after bubonic plague death, no one tell President Madagascar
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(78)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University president doesn't discriminate against gay people, he just wants to reserve the right to discriminate against them. Plus anyone having sex
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(85)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good luck people in the UK, we're all counting on you in your plight against the giant deadly Asian hornets that have just landed with stingers 6mm long
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(80)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This 100ft free fall ride might just be enough to prove the people of Denmark are insane
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(23)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia Lottery launches campaign to warn people about lottery-based scams. That aren't, you know, the lottery itself
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(32)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Cemeteries would be a lot more cheery if people decorated them to look like a cross between 'It's A Small World' and Nana's bedroom
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(20)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these silhouetted businesspeople
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
While there is no cure for ebola, doctors insist they can beat back the disease and prevent some people from bleeding out of every single orifice and dying a dessicated husk of meat and bone
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(19)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Are you stuck with a miserably hellish 2-hour commute to work? Well, you can kick your feet and whine about it, like most people, or grab some bootstraps and build yourself your own helipad, like this CEO. See, the rich really are smarter than you
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(74)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Scientists may have found the secret to preventing people from getting drunk while drinking alcohol, and it involves mutant worms generated at a lab at the University of Texas
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(432)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
So, it looks like undocumented, unaccompanied children have been arriving in America since 1892. And you people still doubt that Obama has a time machine?
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Obamacare failure continues to grow as a new study by the New England Journal of Medicine finds that 20 million people are now benefiting from the law
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(126)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vice President of a company that just got approval to build an apartment complex with separate entrances for rich and poor people said poor people should just be grateful to live near rich people and shut up
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(94)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
World's oldest ham is 112 years old and edible, say people who have notably not attempted to eat it
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(73)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
People in Detroit that have no water, rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure can sleep better tonight knowing the city just gave the Red Wings billionaire owner $200+ million for a new arena no questions asked
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(63)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
A roundup of the more insane conspiracy theories that people believe happened with the Malaysian Airlines "crash" in Ukraine
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(178)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your Weekly Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows you just how many people were taken down by gun violence over the weekend. Looks like the North Side was the place to avoid this weekend
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(178)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel sets release dates for films through 2019, figuring people won't yet be sick of these stupid comic book movies by then
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(121)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In 12 hours 22 people were shot, of whom two died. Chicago, you're embarrassing yourself
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(203)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
380 people with that competitive itch vie for a buttload of money this weekend in the World Championships of Cornhole
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds that banning cell phones while driving does nothing to increase safety, mainly because most people are utterly terrible drivers anyway and will simply replace one distracting behavior for another. Yes, including you
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(94)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Young people problems
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(120)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(79)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
California approves $500 fine for people who waste water, wash a domestic car
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(74)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Pro tip for Microsoft VP Stephen Elop: you might want to start an email explaining why 18,000 people are about to get laid off with a slightly more formal salutation than "Hello there"
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(45)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With all of the state's other problems solved, Oregon police officers are compiling a massive list of people who should eat a bowl of dicks
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(76)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
'Dating Naked' is a TV show. That people made. With real money
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(64)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
People believe a computer app detects their mood, even if it simply spits out random data
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
People who get up early found to be much more likely to cheat and behave immorally in the evening than people who don't even realize there IS an eight o'clock in the morning
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(25)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman demands pregnant woman explain why Obamacare includes maternity coverage, telling her it's a service that people like him will never use
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(168)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rate of Alzheimer's disease in U.S. is dropping for reasons people don't seem that sure of any more
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils a gigantic chocolate-chip dessert pizza for people who have just eaten a lot of Pizza Hut and are too lazy to stick one of their own fingers down their throat
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(36)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
TSA's Instagram feed continues to be the best way to amuse yourself by checking what other people think is OK to bring aboard an airplane.The Jesse James switchblade gun is a nice touch
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(52)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chat show host who really hates binge drinking and casual sex gets pepper sprayed in a place where people go to binge drink and have casual sex
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debate rages over whether officials should be allowed to be sworn in on tablets instead of traditional Bibles. How many people would complain if someone switched the file from the Bible to 50 Shades of Grey before the ceremony?
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(55)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
A hailstorm pounds people at a beach in Siberia. In other news, there's a beach in Siberia
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(64)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee, 2012: Flying commercial because he's a man of the people. Two years later: Chartering planes like a boss
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(40)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: Governor Perry, I realize the glasses are supposed to make you seem smarter, but come on. What the hell is the point of putting troops on the border if they can't arrest people?
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(154)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberal Logic: Let's nationalize Google, Amazon and Facebook, because they're too valuable to leave in the hands of the people who created them and should be handed over to the people who spend $850 million on websites that don't work
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(281)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Cute: Nine-year old puts up signs announcing a piano concert on his front porch. Spiffy: Neighbor creates a Facebook page for the concert. Awesome: 200 people show up in the rain to watch
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(47)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenage boy kept wondering why people kept telling him to stop standing up on top of the double-decker bus. And then it hit him
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(95)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again to look at The Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows that out of the twenty-five people shot in Chicago over the weekend, only three died. Better average than on a normal weekend
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't get by on a million dollars a year? Rich people problems
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(118)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago gets the weekend started with a bang by seeing 21 people shot on Friday night
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(93)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
News: Police break up party serving alcohol to over 50 people without a permit. Fark: at a retirement home
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(60)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Majority of people say they don't trust sponsored content, but they click on it like they do. You guys should check this link out, it's cool - Drew
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hostile people more likely to suffer a horizontal antennas college of gospel by caspar will show welcoming
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judy Blume shrugs off hundreds of death threats she gets a year as a result of her speaking for Planned Parenthood, says they're nothing like the ones she got from people objecting to the sex scenes in her young-adult novels
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(ITV)
 
 
 
'Spiciest burger in UK" puts two daring reporters in hospital when they try to eat one. "I was in so much pain I was telling people I was dying," reports one
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So many people are being attacked in cases of "river rage" while punting along the canals of one British city that stab vests are now becoming mandatory for boaters (pics)
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Thu July 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
This just in: People think their dogs are a lot smarter than they really are
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The evolution of turning corporations into people can be found in these Supreme Court rulings. The real question: What will we eventually turn into?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here we have the dirtiest people in the state of Michigan
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
There are an estimated 22.68 million people in Australia. And 54 of those bought a copy of Robin Thicke's new album
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine people you should date before you're 30. After that, take what you can get
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Road crew misspells sign pointing to local college, presumably to encourage people to get enough of an education to avoid being on the road crew
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "With only 15 percent of Americans trusting the stock market and a declining percentage who invest in it, what can market bosses do to restore the people's faith?" NASDAQ VP: "Uhh"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey thieves: If you're going to steal people's air conditioners for scrap metal, could you at least wait until October?
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