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500 headlines found matching 'people'
Tue November 21, 2017
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, nearly half of Louisiana voted for a Klansman, and the media struggled to explain why. Duke still sucks
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman says she has 100 stories about sexual harassment in Hollywood. Two stand out
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
FCC Chair tells agency to abandon net neutrality. This is a News Flash, but in the future, you won't know about it unless you paid the premium, biatch
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The only thing remotely surprising about this is Ajit Pai has taken this long to begin gutting Net Neutrality. Maybe he was waiting for the check(s) to clear?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her legs after someone spiked her drink and left her on train tracks has a pretty good comedy act on Tinder
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a Guy Fieri-themed bar crawl called Fiericon, where everyone wears Hawaiian shirts and desperately tries to find their way to Flavortown
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australians join together in unison to scream at US journalist Darren Rovell eating a meat pie with cutlery, because if there's one thing that brings people together it's someone enjoying food the wrong way
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Ethereum ICO raises $374,000 and...it's gone
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"The Nine Circles of Linguistic Transgression Hell." Ducking auto cat rectal
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
11 jokes only Total Farkers will understand
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman was cooking Thanksgiving for 18 people and then her husband went out for beer, and then I sort of just tuned the whole thing out, but it sounds like she's upset about something. Who knows. Anybody up for a beer run?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The wealthy people of Houston whose homes filled with water when the federal govt. acted to avoid a dam failure are not particularly supportive of the whole "flooding the few to save the many" strategy
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(Today)
 
 
 
Roy Moore accuser Leigh Corfman explains why she waited so long to tell her story. "It's very simple, really - I did tell people"
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
On the next Tales from the Crypt: Did YOU Bury Your Hamster Alive
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Not News: Officers realize the best way to stop drunk drivers is to approach them in the parking lot. Fark: And give them taxi vouchers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Love won't say what exactly Manson did to his cousin Dennis Wilson; "Let's put it this way: I didn't send flowers" In other news, even The Manson Family threw off the Beach Boys for The Beatles
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Surely there's some surviving relative of Manson, or else in 10 days he'll wind up as garbage
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Most air travelers say taking off your shoes is okay, although an etiquette expert calls those people goddamn savages
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Trump grants inadequate disaster relief to Tx and Fla. California, where 41 people died and 3k homes were destroyed get nothing, NADA. Why? FARK you, that's why. Liberal snowflakes all. When Trump was made fun of on the playground, did he complain? NO
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
A Democrat said something false about the tax bill. Hello? Is this thing on?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Softer Side Of Charles Manson. In other news, the L.A. Times is now a clickbait mill
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, that was fast even by GOP standards: Since the resignation last week of a "Family Values" OH state lawmaker who was caught having sex in his office with another man, more than 30 men, most between 18-24, have come forward to allege harassment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Life inside North Korea, told by the people who got the hell out as soon as they could
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The greatest play in NFL history is now five years old. This is an oral history
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uber to build autonomous driving fleet. Step one: buy 25,000 Volvos
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves Did NOT Say Hollywood elites use "blood of babies to get high." He said they use them "to make pie"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And here it is ladies and gentlemen, the reason why trying to reason with them is a waste of your breath: "Trump voter: 'If Jesus Christ told me Trump colluded with Russia, I'd check with Trump.'" It's not politics anymore, it's idolatry
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People believe Marilyn Manson, not Charles Manson is dead and it's creating a lot of confusion online
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"It's Thanksgiving...and you're shopping?" - Shopping on Thanksgiving, the end of our civilization
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
No, sex traffickers are not putting little white stickers on your car. Also, it's time to change your oil
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Is there a future for Bitcoin in Zimbabwe? Can you convert worthless currency into worthless currency?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You might not know this but those delicious green beans you serve every Thanksgiving might not be a vegetable after all, but a fruit at least according to a botanist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently remembering if you've colluded with the Russians is a "gotcha game"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your opinion on programmers who are not passionate about programming, have no side projects and only program at their jobs? I ask because a coworker is like this and I'm wondering what the heck he is doing in his off hours
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch finally stands for national anthem and people are still upset. These guys just can't win
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC catches the Independent faking footage.... FROM SPACE. I mean, the footage was from space, not that the BBC was in space spying on the Independent's coverage
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Sun November 19, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember the lady with the "fark Trump" sticker? Well after getting arrested by the sheriff, she escalates the feud by assuring she will be arrested daily from now until the sheriff is out of office
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Soviet recruiters were urged to look for people susceptible to money and flattery and, well, you can imagine where it goes from here
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep your popcorn supply stocked ya'll: "Witnesses questioned by Mueller's team warn that investigators are asking about other foreign contacts and meetings that have not yet become public, and to expect a series of new revelations"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Working 9 to 5. New hotness: Working 8 to 4
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News: Robert Mugabe goes on Zimbabwe TV to deliver resignation speech. Fark: Doesn't resign
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(Some Smart Guy)
 
 
 
Should Hillary Clinton be impeached? Let's ask the average American
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host stuns and offends his coworkers live on air when he says Roy Moore should never be seated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People are counting sheep in Cheddar Gorge. No, that's not a euphemism
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
State Dept. admits morale is low, but points out it's just a handful of people who are complaining. The handful that are left at the State Dept. to be exact, but that's just quibbling
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Many people have a mental list of people they'd like to have shut up and go away. Not many people actually write down the names on a list. But (thankfully) not many people are Harvey Weinstein
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hooray for the "little man" who stands his ground and refuses to sell his home in the face of development
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's love affair with digital media is finally at an end. And people laughed when I said I was still buying physical books, Blu-Rays, and CDs
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Christopher Eccleston admits he did Thor 2 for the money and says he was lied to by Marvel about his character
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Sat November 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The front fell off
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No predator. No predator. YOU'RE the predator
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The internet used to be analog. You needed one of these to truly appreciate being "online," so to speak. If all you had was a phone book, you were like an AOL user. People with these were like TotalFarkers. They knew stuff, and where to get stuff
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds of people are massing in the capital to demand that the unfit dictator whose policies are ruining the country step down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flakka is back and it's wakka than ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
An analysis of winners and losers in the new House tax bill. (TL;dr) Winners: rich people. Losers: everyone else. There, that saved a thousand words
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Take a trip inside Chernobyl thirty years after the disaster, complete with photos of--Wait, people are living in the no-go zone? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
More proof that the NASA moon landings were fake and made in a studio. Why yes, Subby is wearing a tinfoil helmet with a visor that draws in stagehands (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So apparently Jim Bakker has a lot of pancake mix he REALLY needs to clear out of the warehouse
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
"We tried contacting all 154 people previously listed on Roy Moore's endorsements page"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New app released shows how people look without makeup, naturally some have a problem with this
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Techno-optimists once prized testicular material from apes; now they plan to upload human minds into cyberspace, and design a post-human species. But sci-fi writers of the past saw this coming, and did not welcome our robot overlords
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In Japan, you can buy used whisky
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some people hand out full-size candy bars for Halloween. Others hand out apples and raisins. The Mueller house handed out subpoenas
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
What is The Order of Canada?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Fresh Hell Friday. Trump blasts Franken (and Huckabeast justified it), Moore is still in the race, the House is screwing over the little people. Dear god, we need booze. It's your MSNBC thread, starting at 8PM EST
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego police issue warning that they will inconvenience thousands of drivers to catch 3 drunk people
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio Democratic Gubernatorial candidate and current supreme court justice decides people deserve to know that he's banged a lot of broads on behalf of all heterosexual males, for some reason
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's Fark $5/Month Pyramid clues: "beyond vulgar to think of," "flabbergasted," "threat of electrical sparks and fire"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
80's punks where are they now
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
I'm about to power the electrical grid for all of North America and possibly parts of South America too
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Nobody seems to know where Trump's leftover inauguration funds went and for some reasons, some people have a problem with this
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway on why Trump tweeted about Franken but not Moore: Look, the Moore story was like a week old, okay. No one cared about it anymore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"The first *wheeze* rule of Fat Fight Club *gasp* is never talk *wheeze* about Fat Fight Club"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This couple made a promise to one another should the Australian people vote "Yes." Now a generous lawyer is offering to help them keep it
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(Longreads)
 
 
 
Nothing about treating women with respect, nor listening to their thoughts and feelings, should make a man uncomfortable. And yet, here we are
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Perhaps more disturbing, is that people noticed it was the wrong loved one in the casket because he had legs
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Warped Tour to have its final full-sized run in 2018, plans to become the Slightly Disfigured Tour starting in 2019
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Thu November 16, 2017
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots himself and his wife at church during a discussion about church shootings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quake halts South Korea's big exam, which is odd, as they're more Starcraft/RTS players than FPS fanatics
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
New Zealand on track to eliminate all rats by 2050. What could go wrong?
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
FBI offers reward in crop duster shooting, worries that violence will escalate to elevator tooters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like a heart attaaaack, at a Heart Association conference. It's needing a stent, when you're AHA President. It's being a cardiologist, but needing one yourself. Who would have thought it, tickers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin shows up in congress to visit RAND PAUL, and claim the answer to sexual harassment is for women to always be armed, did she notices the metal detectors she had to pass through?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Government idea that was supposed to save the treasury £10 million a year ends up losing £107 million in the same period. Who knew little paper discs could be so expensive? (every car owner in the UK, apparently.)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh, look, more emails about Russia that the Trump campaign forgot about, this time involving Kushner
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"No such thing as loyalty in the NBA," says the game's greatest expert on the subject
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Roy Moore wants to know why McConnell calls for him to quit but for Al Franken to only be investigated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"So yes I do accept that apology. There's no reason why I shouldn't accept his apology. No reason to get congress involved. We're good. No big deal. You good? I don't see why we need to keep talking about this. I mean who brought this up anyway?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Known Brexit liar and apologist Nigel "The Liar" Farage does not like being called a liar, even going so far as to berating someone on-air for pointing out how much the liar lies (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey bans gay German film festival. Great, now where am I going to see films of gay German cowboys eating pudding?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada's foolish tradition of not locking the front door comes to its inevitable horrific conclusion: 19 dead, including mother, father, 6 children, 3 dogs, 1 cat, several goldfish- ok, just kidding, the cops showed up and took a drunk guy home
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's Museum of Antiquities Theft set to open in D.C this week. Bring the kids, it'll be great fun for all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's website has a snitch form for people to tell him if they've been contacted by media. Why is he so concerned about fake news anyway?
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"I understand I have 12 children of our own, at the same time, what we have on the back of our truck is nothing compared to what you see every day on the music videos, see on TV and video games"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark could be offline forever as early as next month, thanks to the FCC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The IRS is moving Trump's tax returns to newly-constructed safe
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most downvoted comment on Reddit goes to.....Electronic Arts. By over 600,000 votes
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After an exhaustive search, Alabama GOP locates 12 women who don't recall being molested by disgraced Judge Roy Moore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sound test to determine if you are tone deaf or not. You submitted this with a louder headline
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a special place in hell for people who prey on children" A) Gloria Allred B) Oprah Winfrey C) Ivanka Trump?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Women's boobs are not free speech, says federal court
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The people of Toronto want to handle your packages
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber Jar thief confused and angry that people are bad mouthing her, blames internet for drudging up her stupid teenage antics. If the internet had been around as heavily when you were a kid, what stuff would they drudge up about you?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day It's time to throw out the 20 packets of mustard and the science experiment you've been working on since last year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moore: The media is treating me like a 14-year-old girl
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut wants people to tweet pictures of their new pizza for the chance to win holiday gifts. Apparently they've never heard of Photoshop
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
I don't know what they're doing up there in the frozen wastes of Alaska, but the Musk Oxen are not amused
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Which is worse for you, weed or alcohol? Here's the buzzed science
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor said Jeff Sessions made it a lot easier for Robert Mueller to nail him with perjury charges
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 27 years of having his namesake license plate, Mr. Grabher has it revoked
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Weimaraner dress-up art. You're welcome. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Four breakfast trends of 2017 that don't involve bacon so who cares
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump, Jr. not so smart? An investigative report
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dead navy SEAL proves Washington Post paid people to lie about Roy Moore
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Roy Moore: "Hmm, how can I convince people I'm not a lying pedo scumbag? I know, I'll forge a letter from a bunch of pastors saying I'm awesome. That'll work just great"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This is indeed a very timely Trump tweet. So presidential (tweet pulled, link updated)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For 30 years a family has entertained their neighborhood with an extravagant, over-the-top, elaborate Christmas light display. But all it takes is one a-hole moving in down the block to pull the plug on that tradition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's either lying then, or he's lying now...I think he needs to come clean to the American people"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
People who write release notes for apps increasingly treat dull job as comedy club open-mic night. "Usually the place for immediate feedback is Twitter and the app stores. People will be like, 'Enough with the stupid notes, tell me what's in this'"
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
For the first time, somebody put a baby in the baby box at the firehouse in Coolspring Township, Indiana
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Western Union must refund $586 million to people it helped scam. Send submitter $5 to see if you are on the list
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iowans find another way to maximize calorie consumption
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
8,000-year-old wine found in Georgia, which is a problem since people there believe that the world is only 5,000 years old
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Sausage company issues apology after Advent calendar replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. Mmmm... sweet, sweet baby Jesus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Three Alabama papers come out against Moore. In other news, Alabama has enough literate people to support three newspapers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans to include a repeal of Obamacare in their version of the tax plan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Being in your 30s and dating a 15-year-old girl is perfectly normal to a certain group of people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now there're some folk 'round these parts who'll tell ya they remember a time when the "days since a mass shooting" sign sometimes had two digits on it, but, I think they must be very old, or very great liars
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher discovers student loan debt suddenly at $3.9 million, wonders where he got a second bachelor's degree. Fark: The amount owed was his Social Security number
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ah yes. The 4 Choppers of the Apocalypse
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Three more people under investigation for sexual misconduct. Are they: A: Politicians? B: Celebrities? or C: Tenured professors from the psychological and brain sciences department at Dartmouth?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in what they pinky-promise is not a sign of impending economic collapse, the Bank of Japan has quietly bought up 75% of all the country's Exchange Traded Funds
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
The Flat Earth Convention 2017 showcases robust theories such as the "gut feeling" theory and the irrefutable "I went to the beach and held a straight edge up to the horizon" theory
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Day after implied military threat of action, a coup appears to be occurring in Zimbabwe
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
1, 2, 3
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Take a few tips from these sex-mad passengers on how to join the Mile High Club. Includes some great stock photos
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
God likes pedophiles apparently. Snark aside, damn you people are crazy, sick bastards. Can we sell your state to Mississippi for parts?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After a mass casualty event like Vegas, flow is king. That means more than putting two patients of similar size on one ventilator with Y-tubing and doubling the volume, but that also helps when your emergency rooom runs out of ventilators
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
15,000 people from 184 countries warn about a a dire future for humans if changes aren't made, compared to the 63 top people working in the White House and Fox News who say everything's fine
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Did you ever have a party so big your apartment floor collapsed onto the floor below?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like Trumpsters are going to start smashing their Volvos
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
I'm too sexy for a headline: the oral history of "I'm too sexy"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Can't remember that private conversation you had with your wife last month? Just Google it
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Liberals might as well be complaining that Roy Moore stole a lawnmower
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to move up the socioeconomic ladder? Whoa, not so fast there poor people
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
He went full Dolezal.... never go full Dolezal
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Where can you find answers such as "boy toy" and "trophy wife"? If you answered Carter Woodson Middle School worksheet, you're on the short list for school administrator
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Threatening to Sue" has become the new "Thoughts & Prayers" -- giving the appearance of action, yet being utterly meaningless
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Doug Jones, Democrat running against Roy Moore, compares himself to Confederate General who nearly won the Civil War during Siege Of Little Round Top at Gettysburg. Dude, wait what?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's the secret to a truly energy efficient building? Don't let people use it
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(babe.net)
 
 
 
Those 'Horny Singles In Your Area' ads? Yeah, it's a dude named Eric and we talked to him about it (NSFW)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Christ," the source replied. "No one in the communications department knew a random reporter was walking around the West Wing? This is why people think we're a sh*t show"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Good news for millennials, there's now a new generation between '77 and '83 that we can dump on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Are there parallels between today's global political climate and WW1?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Binge-watching can give you an embolism, and not just because it makes the completely avoidable continuity errors more obvious HE ALREADY HAD HIS APPENDIX OUT YOU TWATS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio Cheaters
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin wants ESPN College Gameday to go to Florida Atlantic University, since they actually are quite relevant this year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Daughter of a Hong Kong Hotel developer is planning to build an "Anti-Trump" hotel in DC blocks from the Trump property in the city. Amenities to include "progressive lectures and fireside chats and a residency program for investigative reporters"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huddle is a highly secure online collaboration system. Until more than 50 people per second try to use it. Then it's the Chatroulette of online collaboration systems
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you are going to wreck your car, why not do it at an event for Emergency Responders
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Negan and The Saviors respond to the war started by the Council of Ricks, and there were some emotional losses in the eighth season, including one expected but sadly shocking death of one of the series' most beloved characters [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
After half a season, it's time to quit complaining about CBS All Access and accept that Star Trek Discovery is worth the money
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(Capital Berg)
 
 
 
Since "eat less, exercise more" requires actual work and willpower, the latest fad diet sweeping the 'net is the CICO diet, And yes, it stand for just what you think it stands for
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Trump administration is legitimately starving people to death
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sex unlikely to cause cardiac arrest, especially if you're a Farker
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cats only let humans think they domesticated them when in reality it was the other way around
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Young people are fleeing rural areas because the broadband connections are so terrible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rule #1. Keep it in your pants
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Sun November 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a move that will generate absolutely zero controversy, the US Army will start allowing people with a history of self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse to join
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently politics has become so divisive it's ruining people's sex clubs
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Consider. Reopening. Many Things
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out your dog isn't colorblind, still wants steak
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(UPI)
 
 
 
State Dept. finally addresses concerns over critical understaffing... by offering buyouts of up to $25,000 to further trim over 600 people from the ranks
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(Some Double-O Critic)
 
 
 
Some poll lists Daniel Craig's Casino Royale and Skyfall as the top two James Bond movies of all time, and of course people on the Internet take it like they've been hit in the nutsack while tortured in a seatless chair. Your Bond picks to the right
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Underwear should be thrown out every year for health reasons to reduce the risk of infections and germs. Agree or disagree?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bjork would like to say that she often is just joking around. Of course you have to be from Iceland to get the jokes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Have you been to Disneyland in the last few weeks? Then you might have something in common with American Legion members circa 1976
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Saturday's launch was scrubbed by some yahoo flying into restricted airspace, but hopefully people actually read the NOTAM for Sunday's attempt. This is Orbital ATK mission OA-8, resupply to the ISS. Coverage begins 7 am Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman's nemesis in sequel is a Giant Rat-ner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions faces complaint by 12-year-old
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Good news everyone. "People will die" if we keep talking about the Trump-Russia treason dealy. Bonus: The president made that prediction
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins forcefully announces the next phase of his career: Travel writer
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Cops bust two burglars wearing 'Ronald Reagan' masks, post your pithy comment about trickle-down economics, giving to the 1% et al. to the right
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump says he's hahahahaha, I'm sorry, Trump says BAHahahAHhahah, Trump says he's too bahahHHahahaaHha, I can't say it, you'll have to read it yourself
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Government loses another Member of Parliament on a technicality as the World's Lamest Constitutional Crisis s-l-o-w-l-y continues
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hasbro seriously toys with the idea of buying Mattel
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Can fans sue an NFL team? Indianapolis Colts now susceptible to a fraud lawsuit alleging that they knowingly disseminated false information that Andrew Luck would play in 2017 in order to sell ticket packages
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why some people get chills when listening to music? Here comes the science
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(Some Potato Guy)
 
 
 
NASA recreated Mars on top of a volcano and isolated six people there for eight months. Here's a first-hand report on what it was like to be one of the six
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you one of those people who actually boils okra? Do you use pumpkins for something other than decorating and making pie? Come talk about your worst veggie recipes after you take the Weekly Weird News Quiz 10/29-11/4 Rutabaga Edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sony approves Settlers of Catan movie budget of 8,000 wood, 9,000 sheep, 4,000 ore, 5,000 wheat, and 9,000 brick
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Where the fark is my damn tiny violin?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good: Man wants to avoid his wife getting a DUI. Gallant: So he agrees to pick her up from party. Fark: Man is killed in a DUI accident on the way to pick up his wife from party
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Oh my
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Just how bad is the opioid crisis in America? Police in Arkansas are warning customers to wipe off grocery cart handles due to potential Fentanyl residue. UPDATE: Debunked by Snopes
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Naked Canadian kidnapping due to "trippy tea". "Drunk D" no longer a suspect
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
♫ If I could save Mom in a bottle / The first thing that I'd like to do / Is to pack her inside / Toss her into the prevailing tide / Just to send her to you ♫
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the first post-scandal poll, Roy Moore is now tied with his Democratic challenger
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Even the militia group which believes in the violent overthrow of the U.S. Government is Minnesota Nice
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When Heisenberg says you're done, you're done
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I met a man who despised me. He despised me for who I am, a veteran. And you know what? That, that right there, is the highest compliment I could be paid"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Many C.K. fans who heard about the allegations were loath to believe that a man who could be so forthright about some of the hardest topics to parse comedically could have this other side to him." Wait, isn't that the same side?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fresh off the dismissal of charges for laughing at Jeff Sessions, four people are now being charged for booing the First Lady
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Ellen Page acusess Brett Ratner of sexual harassment
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. breaks silence: "These stories are true ... there is nothing about this that I forgive myself for"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Youtube is delivering weird children's characters fetish-laden videos created to capitalize on parents who abandon their kids in front of youtube for long periods of time
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
LeBron James wants to buy the Cavs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spot me
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter slams Republicans defending Roy Moore's pedophilia, demands to know how they sleep at night. And this is the guy who once recordered "She's Sexy and 17"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Just as we've always suspected, cats are just biding their time waiting for a chance to kill us
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ You better watch out / You better not cry / Better not pout / I'm telling you why / Christmas music screws with your head ♫
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
"Louis C.K. Is Done"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro football team under pressure to change ethnically controversial nickname. No not that one, or that one
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Thu November 09, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian racist: "What race is Islam?" Australian lawmaker: "What race is dickhead?"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
The eternal conflict between Spicolli and Mr. Hand takes a dark turn
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Vatican to stop selling cigarettes, potentially causing Heavenly discord as a fight erupts between the patron saints of lung cancer and black market sales
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charges against people accused of dropping Confederate monument have been dropped
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If the government says you owe them money, and that you need to pay them in Bitcoin, do I really need to tell you that something ain't right? Apparently so
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Drugs testing positive for fentanyl has gone up by a fair bit in Canada... and by "fair bit", they mean 2,000%
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity on Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey: "STRING THEM UP." Sean Hannity on Roy Moore: "It's he said, she said"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The poor are running out of places to live
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Egyptian accidentally shoots groom in the genitals during stag-do celebration
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do your clothes say about you? Other than "Lemme guess, it's laundry day and everything from after 1994 was dirty?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The linked picture is a transparent excuse to post the goofiest looking images of politicians we can find. Let us come together as a community to point mockingly at them and laugh
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Crow "I wanna decide who lives and who dies" T. Robot may finally get his wish
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today in articles that should have been a tweet: Have You Ever Tried to Decline an Airplane Napkin?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ontario passes idiotic pot regulations. New Brunswick: hold my spliff and watch this
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine is 50 years old this week. For younger Farkers, 'magazines' were these book-like things made of paper that people used to read before the internet was invented
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news for anyone hoping for another remake of "On The Beach": North Korea apparently underestimated the amount of radiation that would escape from their recent tests (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democratic member of the Election Integrity Commission has filed a lawsuit-against the commission saying it is violating the Federal Advisory Committee Act because staffers are refusing to communicate with him, or show him work they've produced
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nutella publicly acknowledges they changed their recipe. People who apparently like Nutella are not taking it well
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I don't mean to be a Scrooge, but too much Christmas music is bad for your mental health
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Meesa bantha fodder? -- It turns out, that the actor who played Jar Jar, like you and the rest the inhabitants of the known universe not named George, wanted Jar Jar to die a gruesome death in "The Revenge of the Sith"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In what is SURELY just a coincidence. Hundreds of Russian-controlled Twitter accounts went into high gear the day after the Access Hollywood "grab em by the p*ssy", tape was released trying to get people talking about almost anything ELSE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the strangest/silliest way someone you know got caught cheating on their spouse? Subby's friend from college got caught schtupping a judge, who then recused herself from a case involving Subby's friend's wife. Top that
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Three out of four Washington State drivers refuse to honk their horns. Of course, that fourth one is an actual Washington State native honking angrily at all the people who've moved in and screwed the place up
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More people retiring to Pittsburgh than Miami because when you don't have much time left you want every moment to feel like an eternity
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP faces choice to either 1) pass tax bill as is & anger their base by screwing them 2) not pass tax bill & anger their donors or 3) rewrite tax bill so it actually helps people. Except that last one not really on the table
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Barry Gibb developing new Bee Gees musical. Only good can come of this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
By stripping the healthcare from a mere 13 million people, Republicans can give an additional $338 billion to the rich over the next ten years. Think of all the jobs that will create
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a liquor store this time of year, don't be surprised when the clerk cracks you in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank CEO: Robots are going to take your jobs, especially those of accountants. Please, will somebody think about the accountants
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Never try to teach a pig to whistle. It's a waste of your time and you just end up annoying the pig
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Petition started to rename Paul Manafort Drive in Connecticut. Nominations to the right
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently times are so tough that kids are trying to make DIY braces for their teeth at home
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It's 2017 and the good people of Alaska still need someone to explain to them the difference between a contrail and a chemtrail
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gina? Lovely country, terrific. Terrific country. No, they don't take advantage of us. Great people. Great wall
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
New Aladdin film will pass the Bechdel test but fail the Baekho test
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(Aleteia)
 
 
 
One thing Millennials aren't ruining is astrology and witchcraft; they're taking to it like ducks to water
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We've now reached peak phone technology ... as more people are switching from smart to dumb
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Landlord won't fix a broken door. Sunshine State Solution: Shoot selves during staged home invasion for insurance money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Founder of Fusion GPS, the firm that produced the now-infamous Steele Dossier has reached a deal to testify before Congress without invoking the 5th. I am sure some people are all wee-wee'd up about this
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Apparently the alt-right is not content with being Nazi-loving sickos, they're also obsessed with pedophilia
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even after checking their sources, USA Today Stihl got it wrong
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Black Cube" seems like an amoral version of The A-Team
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(InToday)
 
 
 
Healthiest air on the planet causes 18 car pileup
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Browns WR Josh Gordon says he drank or used drugs before every game. Browns fans: Welcome to our world
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Movie theaters that want to show 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' have to give Disney 65 percent of the ticket sales and hold the screens for a month, which completely screws theaters that only have several screens
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Grab a couple prune danishes and cozy up to old people sex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Costas claims football destroys people's brains, posits effects on players may be even worse
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police say installing cameras to watch your every move shouldn't be perceived as Big Brother. You submitted this with a better headline removed by the Ministry of Truth
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Since student loans are too easy to pay off, the GOP has removed the interest deduction in their tax plan
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama town removes fluoride from water supply, increases stereotypes about toothless rural Alabamans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, the billionth article on Trump voters gets around to stating what we all knew they were thinking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer." --Friedrich Nietzsche. Huh, if people read what I write and are embarrassed for me, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing will prepare you for...MORTAL TOMKATS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Ric Flair documentary explains the secret to his success: 15 drinks per day and sex with over 10,000 women
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What was the worst service you ever had at a fast food joint?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Universal's shared monster movie universe put on hold, devastating the 3 people who were looking forward to this
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Professional actor in Japan has been paid for 8 years to pretend to be a girl's father, with a commitment to be a grandfather to her future children. She still doesn't know
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones doubles down on his latest conspiracy theory, saying the media and antifa gave the Texas shooter permission to kill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In these divisive times, one thing we can all agree on is that if you order a chocolate martini at an airport bar, you're almost definitely a douchebag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Polish government is asking its people to 'multiply like rabbits'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just got back to dating after leaving a long-term relationship. However, my ex once told me during what he said was a frustrating bout of sex I was bad in bed. That comment haunts me to this day. How do I get over this criticism?"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Having totally missed all the finer points of the New Testament, pastor installs a giant, gaudy, neon, obnoxious, flashing cross in front of his church
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What is a senator? No, really your Honor, what IS a senator?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
74-year-old who walked miles every day with a sign looking for a new kidney for his wife finds one - hopefully not by the side of the road
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan defends tweet that prayer works after mass shootings and that the "secular left" doesn't get it. Aside from the fact that 26 people were murdered while praying, would praying work if people prayed for tougher gun control laws?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delhi experiences what Trump's EPA has called some of the healthiest air on the planet. Breathe deeply, kids, it's good for you
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Writer uses 4136 characters to say why 280 is too many for Twitter
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Bat Boy steps up to the plate and urges prayer, not action, to combat mass shootings. With bonus 'are you freaking kidding me' side eye from a reporter (pic)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Detox your body with this poison frog's all-natural deadly, um, toxins
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NEWEST deflection in the Mueller investigation is that he has a major leak problem, and is using it to play politics
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Kim Davis will run for re-election in 2018, promises to not do her job after winning
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren makes statement about Texas shooting as if she's a 'real Texan' even though she's only lived there since 2015. Native Texans not amused
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
White, male students are often called on last in college classes. Mostly as a time saving measure to get to the students first who have the right answers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently mass shootings can happen anywhere, says renowned liar while visiting a place where they don't happen
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Democratic areas in VA being robocalled to tell them that their polling place has changed. I'm sure this is all just an honest mix-up, and not at all partisan
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is just seven kills away from leveling up
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trump Seoul meal looks like it'll be wasted on someone that would rather eat chicken tenders with bbq sauce. Discussion time: What culinary monstrosities have you seen people do to fancy/expensive ingredients?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross may have committed the cardinal sin in Trump's eyes: being a fake billionaire. Only Donnie's allowed to do that
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When fleeing from the cops, have a better plan than paddling your surfboard out into the ocean
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katy Tur wants to know if it's still "too soon" to talk about Vegas now that another mass shooting has struck the country
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Texas authorities refuse to use name of church shooter to avoid encouraging potential copy cats or admit the guy is a terrorist
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 movie sequels that are better than the original. So yes sequels are sometimes just plain better
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump appointees uninterested in the departments they head
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian man who says he was born on Mars claims the Sphinx can be unlocked by a device behind the structure's ear
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump logic: Tighter gun control and more thorough background checks would have left hundreds more dead at the Texas church
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eating two burgers is healthier and better for you than eating a burger and fries
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Champion female Russian powerlifter retires from the sport and returns after 18 months ready to compete... oh lordy, what did she do in that 18 months?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
You can't spell "power" without "pee"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Despite what liberals want you to believe, the word "Republican" is not a synonym for "racist"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds many Americans still dumb
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"If my movie's going to die, I'll be the one to kill it"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hopes and prayers won't help the Bears; be practical and don't bawl for Harbaugh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Snacktime in Best Korea: come for the finger snacks, stay for the man made meat
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's hard to figure out what went wrong and how you lost the game. Other times it's not
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
An Australian perspective on America's gun fantasy. You know, the country that managed to control assault rifles
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You hear privilege, and you think 'money and opportunity', and they don't have it ... And then you've got people calling them stupid and deplorable. Well, how long do you think you can call people stupid and deplorable before they get mad?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dear Miss I Hate Antonia Wright, we are sorry that we added "I hate" to your name in our first letter to you. We were supposed to write "I have written to" instead. Won't happen again. Yours, Doncaster Council. P.S. oops
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "Fat Leonard" scandal has spread and the Navy now acknowledges at least 60 admirals and 440 officers are under investigation for trading classified information to an Asian defense contractor in exchange for hookers, blow, booze and fancy meals
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson would like some attention please, thank you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nathan Myhrvold wants to tell you artisan hipsters that everything you thought you knew about bread and bread-making is wrong, and he's written a $600 book to set you right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's attempts to sabotage Obamacare lead to record-breaking enrollment
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Southern California has the most stressful commute, according to people that have never experienced the hell of commuting the in the DC area
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let me see if I got this straight, in order to get mental healthcare I need to be a veteran, but if I'm crazy, I can't be a veteran so I have to keep being crazy? You've got it That's Catch-22
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Church Of The SubGenius Founders say Bob Dobbs is the antidote to Trump: "Scientology, the Mormons, the entire New Age basically sprang from joke pamphlets done by a couple guys with fake names four hundred years ago"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Donna Brazille was afraid she'd end up like Seth Rich if she talked about the DNC corruption
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