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500 headlines found matching 'people'
Wed January 18, 2017
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lowe's is showing that it is improving on laying off people
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Although, if you're currently locked up for masterminding 9/11 they might drag their feet on delivering your letters
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
"The PEEOTUS is saying is that he has an enormous respect for the Russian people and the legacy of the relationship that the US has with Russia, which dates back to the Second World War," says Senior Trump Adviser unfamiliar with Cold War
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler blames Kardashians for Trump's election, continued annexation of Bajor and the Setlik III massacre
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
These scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Obama pardons Willie McCovey for tax evasion, being on some really bad Giants teams
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: "Eagles fans generally angry, awful people." Eagles fans: "Chris Christie generally obese, ugly, hungry, carries Jersey smell wherever he goes, crooked as a bent pipe and disgusts people wherever he goes"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Most people stake a claim to a parking spot with a turn signal, not by impaling other drivers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Author of "The Martian" developing new show for CBS about NASA stranding Matt Damon in space
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman holds a meeting so "local people affected by ObamaCare" can "share their experiences with rising costs and loss of coverage and choice,". Texas Congressman didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychologists debunk the idea that the third Monday in January ('Blue Monday') is the most depressing day of the year. In addition, for the first time in 108 years it also won't be Opening Day at Wrigley Field
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
15 people not including your father who famously disappeared
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
AI can predict when your insurance carrier should terminate your coverage with 80% accuracy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember those 1,600 Carrier factory jobs Trump said he would save? About that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the white laborers of rural North Carolina who believe that Donald Trump is not only going to bring back $40/hour manufacturing jobs, but also make Americans start smoking tobacco again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Representative of group offering to pay protesters to disrupt inaguration exposed as a fraud and torn to shreds on air by...Tucker Carlson? We're fully through the looking glass, people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is having so many problems filling seats at his inauguration that he's buying ads on Facebook to find people who will take them for free. Next up: Craigslist, Fark, Grindr
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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Tue January 17, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State University students decide the best way to commemorate Martin Luther King day is to post pics of themselves in blackface
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Update to the TotalFark & BareFark membership drive
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CBO: The GOP's plan to repeal Obamacare would make America great again for over 32M people
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Polls that show Trump's approval rating at 40% are rigged and phony, according to Trump. Wow, and I thought he'd say, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll try to be President for all the people and get those numbers up"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World to Davos: 1. work for the people. 2. stop building Daleks 3 profit
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
CNN poll reveals most people don't believe that the Russian hacking changed the election or that they were chumps enough to be fooled into voting for a spoiled rich kid with bad hair
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bombshell CBO report indicates ACA repeal will preserve coverage of 2 million more plans than previously anticipated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
States pursue "constitutional carry" bill allowing citizens to buy and carry guns with no permit. Because the 2nd Amendment thirsts for more blood
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Former Democrat Presidential candidate Martin O'Malley claims Trump ran campaign "based on racist fear and Russian help." Wait until 2020, dude
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish advertising company embarrassed to find out the phrase "White Power" has unfortunate connotations in English. Huh, there goes my plan for "Death to America" brand oversized coffins
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Alt-Reich comes to Washington to seek Kyle. "He's about this tall. Have you seen him? Kyle? Seen Kyle?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov Paul LePage declares that John Lewis should be more respectful of white people and needs to understand Civil Rights history. Seriously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump to D.C. stylist: Hey, how about you give us free hairstyles for the inauguration in exchange for some Twitter publicity? D.C. stylist: Hey, how about I get my publicity for free by talking about how cheap you are?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So tell us, Mr. Pence, why is Rep. John Lewis so uppity?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So how does The Mountain from "Game of Thrones" stay in headbashing shape during the offseason? By going on Italian television and trying to set a world record for longest washing machine toss
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My ex accused me of getting cancer to gain his attention." This and other bizarre moments people realized their significant others were awful human beings. What are your best stories?
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Guess which Trump tape has turned out to be true? No, not that one. Yes, THAT one
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Trump an Illuminati agent, puppet, or did even this shadowy organization get caught by surprise from Americans being dumb enough to vote him into the Presidency? And what do the Lizard people think about this?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When your mom calls you by the dog's name, it just means she loves you
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Our long international nightmare is finally over...or is it?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The RSPCA would like to ask the public to double check before calling them out to catch a toy snake
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Where the white women at?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A look at all the big businesses taking marijuana mainstream
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Google apologizes for citing Robert E. Lee's birthday instead of MLK Day in 3 states. In other news the 3 states in question don't apologize for still celebrating Robert E. Lee's Birthday in the first place
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Most Germans don't think racial profiling is a problem. This is not a repeat from 1933
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CAPTURED: Istanbul, not Constantinople nightclub shooter apprehended in Istanbul, not Constantinople suburb
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi podcaster who made jokes about killing Jewish people and forcibly deporting Muslims and people of African descent quits in disgrace after it's revealed that his wife is Jewish
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards teaches herself to knit a pink "pussy hat" for the upcoming Women's March on Washington
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump expects to be showered with apologies over the unverified Russia dossier
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(The Register)
 
 
 
123456 is still the world's most popular password. C'mon people, you're not even trying anymore
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Congress is hearing it from all sides after right wingers realized that Obamacare was the same as the ACA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study shows that people who work fewer hours are more likely to make more in raises and bonuses than others. Otherwise known as management
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Ringmaster Baba Yaga has a few theories on why Ringling Bros. Circus, one of her beloved big businesses, was forced to shut down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing's worse than losing to the Packers in the last seconds on your very own bigger'n Dallas home field stadium. Nothing except being told that you can't leave the stadium due to weather and they stopped selling beer hours ago
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mapping out TrumpWorld: the Crappiest Place on Earth
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Latest quest for youthfulness reaches zombie proportions as patients are paying upwards of $10,500 to receive plasma transfusions from the blood of people ages 16 - 25
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CW's Jughead will want sex, cheeseburgers
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(Some Quantum dude)
 
 
 
Did John Titor, an alleged time traveller, actually predict the rise of Donald Trump?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says it's time for all Americans to support Donald Trump. Which is not exactly a ringing endorsement from someone who not only appeared with Tom Cruise in "Eyes Wide Shut" but also went on to marry him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The seven faces of Trump. All punchable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trksh frght pln crshs n Kyrgyzstan nghbrhd
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After voting to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Colorado Congressman Mike Coffman (R-epugnant) sneaks out the back door prematurely when asked what he's going to replace Obamacare with
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Feds bust two huge robocall operations and issue a $4.375 million fine. 80 percent of their calls were to people on the do not call registry
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Dallas Cowboys being eliminated and the fact that the game is being played in Houston, the price for the cheapest Super Bowl ticket is now down to $3349
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The cake is a IIe
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks Internet ... for giving us too much sex
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... Cyclist and car get in a shoving match. Mostly the car really
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So we're fat-shaming squirrels now?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On the slim chance that you are a license plate collector, for the first time since the late 1920s there won't be a Donald Trump inaugural license plate produced
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Levi Felix, Digital Detox co-founder, dies at 32
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilians decapitated in prison riot; this is not a repeat of the last two times this has happened. Man, that's a lot of people to be decapitated in a prison riot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey guys, what's going on over here? Oh Lawd, this gonna be good
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman voted for Trump because Hillary kills people that get in her way, like poor Vince Foster
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"What if everyone who voted for Donald Trump is right about him?"
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's U-Haul not U-Live
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This Twin Peaks teaser trailer for the new series will make you hungry for some pie and a nice cup of coffee
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Senate to investigate Russian hacking with hearings and will bring in both Obama and Trump people. Wikileaks immediately releases hacked emails that they did not in any way get from Russia
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Far right speakers have to leave UC Davis early as protests causes scheduled speeches to be cancelled. I'm not sure how much value there is in a speech about the delights of being a hate-filled a-hole anyway but people showed up for Trump so
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is actually a 29-year-old mayor of a 964-person upstate NY town. He compares politics to 'Game of Thrones' and makes a salary of $3,600
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
This 4-year-old girl has probably read more books than you have
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Hakai Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans were in North America 10,000 years earlier than thought according to new evidence found in Yukon cave
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Article asks the obvious question: 'why people hate U2 so much?'
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Apple planning to produce original shows and movies. They'll be suspiciously similar to other studios' content, but fans will swear Apple produced them first
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Troll level: 300,000 Lincolns
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
So as you leisurely gulp down the third double espresso of the morning, you wonder, just how long does it take forcaffeinetokickinanyway?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm going to be smack in the middle of this ice storm that's hitting the Midwest. Should ice accumulate on my satellite dish or other stuff, what's the best way to clean it off?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Lock her up" makes a glorious return
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The incoming Congress is so laser focused on simplifying the tax code that it's introducing a tax deduction for golf clubs
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Thank goodness, someone finally agrees to sing at Trumpee's inauguration, not that you've ever heard of him
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
♫ You wanna go where people know ♪ Mind Flayers will eat your brain ♬ You wanna go to the Friday Fark Gaming thread ♩ What have you been playing this week? Is there a game you've gotten rehab levels of addicted to? Let us know inside
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
NASA went looking for a drab, barren, isolated wasteland devoid of life to help prepare astronauts for a mission to Mars. They discovered Utah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most annoying business buzzword of 2017 has just been coined. See if you can spot it: "Successful financial services firms need a phygital strategy that seamlessly integrates technology, branch networks and staff"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa looks for harsh new punishments it can sentence drunk drivers to: "The transport minister recently suggested that drink-driving offenders should face similar punishments to murderers and rapists"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Bo didn't know
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
A super cheap, generic alternative to the EpiPen just hit shelves in the US. It's not called Screw You Mylan Bastards, but it should be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to millennials and their abominably short attention spans, NBA finally realizes it needs to speed up end of games, currently overloaded with timeouts, fouls, free throws, replay reviews, and a tiny bit of basketball
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Thu January 12, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Just one more reason against Man-Buns
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zombie bacteria want braaaaains
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers document the spread of hookahs in America by counting how often they show up in people's social media photos
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Citizens of Indiana officially redneckognized as "Hoosiers"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News defends CNN against Trump's 'fake news' charge, as reported by AOL News. And you're reading this on Fark. *Mind blown*
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The Liberal Doomsday Prepper's Survival Guide and Kit in the Age of Trump
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Douchebags who take up two parking spots - known as Jeremy Clarkson parking - defend being douchebags: "If people knew about the damage caused to my car by other drivers who can't park and can't drive, I like to think they would understand"
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Top druid goes to court to fight for free parking at Stonehenge, continued right to kite gnome guards around Ak'Anon
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart to eliminate up to a thousand jobs before the end of January, saving the company literally hundreds of dollars in salaries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican President Nieto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders agrees with Trump and we'll just stop right here and wait for the heads to stop exploding
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(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Weetabix suggests people eat their whole-wheat cereal topped with ham and eggs and people are throwing up at the thought of it: 'No human being has ever eaten this monstrosity"
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bomb squad makes easter eggs for visually impaired. C'mon guys, they're the ones who can least afford to lose fingers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bigfoot photographed in Irish forest, although experts say it's probably just a ghost of a passenger killed in a plane crash there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that Democrats are lost in a "foggy swamp of denial." Here's hoping that the sunrise of truth will blow away the mists of self-deception and enable the blue skies of collaboration to freshen their liberal bog
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like the US and Iran have more in common than we thought
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Does the world really need a modern elevator that can go 40 miles per hour?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BBC correspondent on the source of the Trump & Russia dossier: "There is another"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, Nintendo will reveal details about their Switch console. But being the Internet sharks we are, let's start our speculations now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inviting people to step on your national flag is insulting? Who knew? Says Amazon incredulously
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
'Zoats'. It's what's for breakfast
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
No, I don't have small muscles, I just go to the gym too much
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Remember the couple who advertised for a nanny to join them on a trip around the world to assist them with their three kids? Well ... 19,000 applicants later
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today it's kale, coconuts and avocados that will KILL YOU. Water still unsafe
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about what I'll put up next Christmas," says man whose Satanic display in a public park to combat the Jesus stuff drew criticism, applause
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out that when the media tells you constantly that washing your hair too much causes problems, people stop washing their hair enough, which causes problems
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Science says it is actually totally OK if your New Year's resolution to work out daily only lasted 3 days
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice will convince a naked man to break into your house searching for sesame seeds for his hamburger bun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN discovers spine, dares Trump to call their bluff
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Happy New Year from the IRS: If you claim earned income tax credit or the additional child tax credit, your refund will be late
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walking Dumpster Fire attacks Buzzfeed as "a failing pile of garbage" and other civilized highlights from PEEOTUS' first news conference
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(Metro)
 
 
 
20 people in Australia traumatized after being trapped at the top of a roller coaster for almost two hours, and being forced to survive on American beer
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you use over 200 GB per month of Verizon LTE on a grandfathered unlimited plan, you're about to be
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(CBC)
 
 
 
To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional
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(Network World)
 
 
 
It's gotten to the point where you can't even trust a ransom note anymore
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There is no source of whom you need to be more skeptical than an "intelligence" source
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Superheroes make people more aggressive, explaining why comic book store brawls are so dangerous
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
71 ways that online marketing will NOT change in 2017. #72 - Bill Hicks will still tell marketers to kill themselves
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you go to the dentist and intensely feel the cold steel bite of his drill spinning vigorously into your decaying, exposed, cavity-riddled tooth, you can now blame a genetic mutation for why the anesthesia didn't work
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Should bartenders be allowed to drink on the job? "Although I want everyone to have a good time at work and enjoy work, maybe you're in the wrong line of business if you're doing that work because you want to get drunk at work"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama's final speech transcript. tl;dr: STFU & GBTW
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2016 Father Of The Year, recently convicted of causing son's death by eschewing medicine for garlic and horseradish, is back on the speaking circuit shilling more "natural" cures
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Since he's no longer playing for the NFL, it's a good thing Johnny Manziel wisely invested his money so he doesn't have to resort to cheap stunts like charging people $50 to take a selfie with him
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Basically, goat yoga is yoga except instead of with no goats, goat yoga has goats." Goat
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson in "Urban Myths," and OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Oldest evidence of silk found in 8,500-year-old Chinese tombs. Curiously, the label reads "Made in Bangladesh"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Gov. Snyder's brilliant plan to balance the budget: "Let's just not pay back any of that money we stole from unemployed people"
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 2 Ohio men in hot water after prank involving zombie decor, frozen pond
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It was -22 degrees in Moscow, Russia. Did they stay inside? No they partied hardy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Protester booted from Sessions confirmation for laughing at idea he treats 'all people equally'
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Icelandic airline offering $69 flights from U.S. to Europe. Bonus: Hot pink airplanes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even North Carolinians are starting to question some of their recent political choices
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Brits found to be throwing away £13 billion worth of food every year. The article calls it 'edible' but that's a pretty lofty claim to be making about British food even before it hit the bin
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Quiz time: Who has been arrested more for sexual misconduct in bathrooms: Transgender people or GOP politicians? (Subby grabs the popcorn and gets comfortable)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the cure for cancer, cold fusion, and interstellar travel at warp speed figured out, scientists turn to the Last Great Question: which animals fart?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary's Cabinet picks finally leak. Come for John Podesta as Secretary of State, stay for the Starbucks CEO as Secretary of Labor
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
MS: BSOD is DOA. GSOD is the new BSOD, K?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
German Justice Minister calls for ankle monitors for anyone who might be a potential threat as a "preventative offensive" against Islamic terrorism, possibly in a monotone voice while stroking a cat in his lap
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass Murderer Anders Breivik, in court over alleged abuses to his human rights, attempts to call Kyle to the witness stand. Well, he would, if he could find him. Has anyone seen him? He's about this tall
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Chiropractor attaches large wheel to a levered snow shovel thus taking the strain off your back when clearing the driveway, and putting local kids out of business
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(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
Five out of six "pretty drunk" people enjoy Russian Roulette
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Walton went full Bill Walton on ESPN: "Marijuana should not be a Schedule I drug. And all of the people who have been in trouble for it for all these years, Obama should just blanket amnesty and move onto the future"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican who called for an anti-Obama coup accuses Obama of organizing a coup
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hillary plowed over the American voters with her Scooby Van while politically texting. Shouldn't there be some sort of culpability for that?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "J.J. Abrams is done with reboots"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Widow of Brussels bombing victim suing Twitter, Nokia, estate of Thomas Edison
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(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
American Ghostbusters remove specters from haunted mansions and hotels. Nigerian Ghostbusters remove 50,000 phantom workers from state payrolls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is literally the worst article ever written about the word literally
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate Nihilists: "Give us the Obamacare repeal NOW." 52 Dudes: "You don't HAVE the farking votes, dipshiats. We know you never did"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 10 years, some people are still holding onto their original unopened first edition iPhones. Current value? From $3,500 to $30,000
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Lynch just surprised reporters with the most David Lynch-ian press conference ever for 'Twin Peaks' revival
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oi there's no hole in my donuts, how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supplement company that makes memory pill forgot to carry the 1 in their efficacy study, now wishes everyone would forget about it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Economic inequality keeps rising, and it's because we stopped taxing the rich. Here comes the science
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Driver gets a $128 ticket for leaving his car to warm up on his own driveway in freezing temperatures
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
At this point, the list of groups *not* planning to interrupt the inauguration is much easier to identify than the listing of those groups that are
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Hyundai offers app that lets you buy one of their cars online in five minutes, including trade-in, financing and deposit for maximum drunk shopping regret
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
At least some people like President-elect Trump's pick to lead the Environmental Protection Agency ...okay so they're all climate deniers and oil industry flacks, but still
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
People think he's my Grandad but we're head over heels for each other
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at all the ¢omplex fa¢tor$ that weigh into a publi$hing hou$e de¢iding whether to give a ¢ontra¢t to radi¢al ra¢i$t$ and other provo¢ateur$ like Milo Yiannopoulo$
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Who killed more people A.Hitler B.Stalin C.The Sexual Revolution
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 2007, Steve Jobs unveils the iPhone, immediately announces release dates for iPhone2, iPhone 3, iPhone4
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Call Donald Trump "New Hickory" based on his 19th Century muse
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Big ass number of people have just been arrested in the Kardashian Paris robbery case
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, we've seen what happens when Mike Pence goes to Broadway. What happens when Hillary Clinton does it?
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Bethesda's vice president says cancelling Doom 4 was "the right decision"
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"One thing middle America could do is realize that no educated person wants to live in a shiathole with stupid people." Yeah, that's gonna go over well
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Under Armour launches Tom Brady line of pajamas aimed at people who still believe that an NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel goes to bed every night wearing pajamas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to give plenty of leash for his cabinet secretaries to hang the country with
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman in broken wheelchair towed home by heavy duty truck and then it gets 'Murica
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
So, how do you drink a $6000 bottle of Kentucky bourbon, besides VERY slowly?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sabrina the Teenage Witch to be remade into a darker version and be part of the Archie verse
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Live rent free in Manhattan for 7 years...yes, indoors. Hint: Loft Law
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homelessness cannot be solved in a headline, on a bumper sticker, or by a campaign slogan
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Could you climb every 4,000 foot mountain in New Hampshire? In a month? Could you do it all over again the next month? 12 months in a row? Or would you rather sit inside and read this article?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man fined for driving with unsecured load of snow; city working out rain fines for spring
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: your fitness watch works a lot better if you actually get out and do some fitness type stuff
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Council cancels Meals On Wheels because it's too expensive, starts feeding prison food to the elderly instead
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Uh, yeah
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(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Rogue One is #1 again with $23.6 million. Sing retains its hold on #2 with $22.7 million, Hidden Figures a solid #3 with $21.4 million. Underworld: Blood Wars is lifeless at #4 with $13.4 million, La La Land la la languishing at #5 with $10 million
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Would Trump's infrastructure plan fix America's cities? Do you believe in miracles?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's cool when somebody spray paints graffiti on the rocks along a popular hiking trail as long as the messages is positive. "I actually did a snapchat of it because I thought that's really cool to see something that I think the world really needs"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is cursing associated with honesty? You're goddamn right it is
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Indian Affairs committee to return to its 19th century roots
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having less than 13 lbs of kitty litter
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
2017, you bastard, stop teasing us
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People keep finding coins in their MacBooks and nobody knows why
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Have Reddit users discovered the perfect exercise regimen?"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
538 crunches the numbers and finally figures out why Hillary lost. Turns out she would have won if more people had voted for her
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The criminal who defaced the Hollywood sign to read "Hollyweed" says it wasn't vandalism
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: a dusting of snow has shut down your entire Southern city, leaving you stuck at home bored out of your mind. Answer: milk and bread party
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Bookstore owner, tired of people looking but not buying, now charges everyone a 'browsing fee'
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(Eater)
 
 
 
After 18 months of offering wine and beer in the evening, Starbucks announces 'last call'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: "You claim that you invented email? Hahahahahaha...oh, wait, what's this? A $15 million lawsuit? For defamation? Wait, let me laugh even harder"
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Only in Australia would someone attempt to break the record for continuous games of lawn bowling
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the last thing you purchased? What will most likely be the next thing you buy?
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'Old book' given to charity shop turns out to be rare first edition of A Clockwork Orange worth £1,500. This is why I never throw anything out
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Conservatives ban 'God' from Facebook
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
South Carolina spends $6,000+ on books containing Bible verses that were given to family members of people who died in car wrecks. Until one Atheist had to ruin it for everyone
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Now that the Rams have moved to LA, the NFL has never been more popular in LA. Just kidding. People are running away as fast as they can
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Actual story, people in Vancouver are desperately looking for salt and sand to deal with "snow and ice". The rest of Canada points and laughs. And laughs. And laughs
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This cold weather is actually good for you. Just look at how healthy and robust all the homeless people gathered around the alley barrel fire behind your apartment are
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger jet strikes drone, sparking calls for restrictions on airliners around drone zones
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Fri January 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unless it is true 'stranger rape' the NYPD isn't too concerned about it
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
New documentary says David Bowie had no idea he was dying when he was recording Blackstar, and saying otherwise is just overstated narrative
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Milo & Mike Pence named the most popular LGBTQ people of the year
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese gerontologists reject labeling perfectly healthy people between 65 and 74 as elderly, suggest "semi-elderly" classification
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every citizen in France automatically registered as an organ donor, unless they opt out. Although due to the French lifestyle of fatty foods, wine and cigarettes, doctors shouldn't count on finding many healthy kidneys, lungs, hearts or livers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile offers a single, unlimited data plan at a flat rate with no hidden fees or taxes and provides a simpler bill for their customers to understand. In other news THE POD PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER T-MOBILE
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
26-year-old Esteban Santiago from NJ allegedly shot first at FLL
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Whale that killed three people will now have to answer for his deeds in the afterlife
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset the clock
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans to GOP: "Don't you dare repeal it without a replacement strategy" GOP: "LOLs, too late. Die quickly"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama gets some help with his farewell speech from his anger translator Luther. Good luck with the healthcare, assholes
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers living in Fairfax County, VA: The county's brand-new Civilian Police Review Panel is looking for members. You have one month to apply. Have at it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Delta apologizes for relocating crying baby from first class to coach. Next time try the overhead bin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Razer pulls a Gillette and says, "Fark it, we're doing three screens"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Medium publishing to lay off one third of staff after advertising income is only so-so
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
PornHub releases data on interest of each region: North America likes lesbians in general. America loves its stepmoms. Italy likes MILFs. China likes... Yep, weird. Somalia likes...Oh hell no. (safe for work infographics)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
MyPillow inventor defends advertising methods after taking his lumps from the Better Business Bureau
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shake Shack founder: Tips are slavery
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists find that you can defend yourself from effects of dengue infection or effects of Zika infection. Pick either one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof: Your honor, I object. The crying by the family members of the people I murdered is excessive and will prejudice the jury against me
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since making up laws as they go along now seems to be a "thing" in North Carolina, NC's new Gov is accepting federal funding to expand Medicaid despite a 2013 law expressly forbidding that without legislative approval
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"We don't force anyone to stay," [said the Scientologist]. "But I could see why people have that idea"
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(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
Why do people go to cat cafes? Is it really a reflection of the deep loneliness we all feel in our increasingly disconnected, individualistic and neoliberal society? Or is it just that people dig a side order of toxoplasmosis with their sammich?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
TDS doesn't mean the fading The Daily Show anymore. It means Trump Derangement Syndrome, or what happens when entitled people get humiliated
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
With increasing usage of "emoji," "umami," and "KonMari" in vocabulary of everyday life, Japan is broadening its influence on the English language beyond simple objects, people, and practices. Arigato
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Movie based on internet photoshop subject Slender Man gets itself a director and supposedly has a script
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Quinoa is over: let it go. The dietary future belongs to ghee"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Carnival's newest ship: Boaty McStalkFace
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Clemson player explains that "you either sucked at football, you had no friends, or you were the person that changed in the bathroom stall because you were scared to shower with the team" if you didn't stick your fingers in other players' bungholes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China tells Trump to lay off Twitter. That's right; a WHOLE FARKING COUNTRY JUST TOLD A PRESIDENT OF ANOTHER COUNTRY TO STOP SHIATPOSTING ON THE INTERNET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four people arrested after live streaming the beating of a special needs man on Facebook which included anti-Trump, racist taunts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Authorities say the cause of death of a parkour runner involved in a "train accident" is "not yet known." I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was "getting his ass run over by a farking train"
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Man arrested for church arson after watching child porn and masturbating into a dirty diaper. It's great to have goals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cops in Ohio can't steal people's stuff anymore
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) tweets a poll to see how many people hate Obamacare. Hilarity ensues
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While most people are long dead by that age, this 105-year-old cyclist keeps on riding to the record books
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Wed January 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Long Island Railroad train derails in Brooklyn, injuring 103 people. Officials call it a moderately successful morning commute
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam 'Pacman' Jones uses the Chewbacca defense, saying his arrest does not make sense
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
People say Trump is a rigid, incurious thinker but that's clearly not true, look at how his position on Julian Assange has evolved from calling for his execution in 2010 to saying he's more credible than the entire US intelligence community in 2017
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"As a result, only a tiny fraction of people who were exposed to the original false story end up learning of the retractions"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Map of U.S. States by recent population growth. Is your state being fled, flocked, or simply farked?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Say it with me, boys and girls: President Zuckerberg
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Kakistocracy - government by the worst people
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The guys who created the 401K and set the stage for companies to stop paying actual pensions want you to know that they see now why that was a really bad idea. "Sorry, our bad"
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(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's new governor pushes for statehood to end the country's economic crisis. Although anyone who thinks joining the U.S. means an end to economic problems has never carefully looked at Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On a hunch, man spends his life savings to purchase 4.6 acre parcel of land, now believes he's sitting atop the lost city of Trellech - Wales' largest city in the 13th century
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you trust the experts?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Stigginit by any other name stigs just as stigginit
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
This is the Barack Obama that promised "the most sweeping ethics reform in history"
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Fighter pilot explains that people don't understand what modern dogfigthting is, which is why they think the F-35 can't do it: "Dogfighting is not about one plane's ability to get in another plane's 6 and shoot it. That hasn't happened in 40 years"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkey faces a tourist exodus due to recent terror attacks, as all three people cut their vacations short
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Company offers doomsday shelters in South Dakota for the mega rich. Because what better way to survive an atomic bomb than by moving to an area that already looks like nuclear ground zero?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After 15 years of development, Israel's 3,300 pound "flying passenger car" is off the ground and ready for 2020 delivery
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeez, even the Fins are better than the US at something
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So your surveillance software recognises faces? How about we give it thousands of faces printed on my clothes and see how it copes. Bonus : Actually looks pretty good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans finally realize repealing something out of spite and having no backup plan is a disaster
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're using Q-tips for anything other than building a scale model of the Stay-Puft marshmallow man, then you're doing it wrong
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today will be the busiest day in online dating history as people look back on the holidays, think about the friends they spent time with, and think, "I'm not doing THAT again"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson gives birth to child at 50. That's a long gestation
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How long would it take to go up a mountain in a human-powered chairlift anyway? And, why, pray tell, would you want to do such a thing when squirrel-powered chairlifts already exist?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Newspaper article from 1917: Coal? Don't worry about it, they'll be using something else 100 years from now
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It turns out its motivation may be far more complex and nuanced than we gave it credit for
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ratings are in, and viewers tell Celebrity Apprentice "you're fired"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jello Biafra, of new band The Dead Trumps, can't believe Trump won and believes punk still matters. Hey, we all have our delusions
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Houseguests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A toddler has shot someone in the U.S. every week for the past two years. Can we lock that damn kid up already?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jury selection begins Wednesday in criminal trial of man whose pharmacy shipped injectable meningitis around the country in 2012
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Information Minister Kellyanne Conway defends Trump's idiotic comments on hacking
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
CNN explains Russian election hacking with 'Fallout 4' screengrabs, hilarity ensues
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
China says some factories have violated anti-smog measures. Riiiight. "Some"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Four children killed in pesticide horror" Well that's a little strong. I mean, I get that kids may not be your thing, but they're hardly pests
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Before we put 2016 completely behind us, THIS may be the world's most awkward New Year countdown ever, courtesy of an Australian television show
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Enjoy" this time-lapse video of a smog storm rolling into Beijing before it sucks the life out of everything in its path
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
More than 100 dookers were led into the North Sea by bagpipes to give a small shriveled fark you to cancer
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Some people's trip of a lifetime involves bikini babes at St. Barts. And, some people want to meet the child they've been sponsoring for nine years and help build a school. Subby's still leaning towards the first option
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forest Whitaker is coming to Star Wars: Rebels
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump was following the Twitter account "Emergency Kittens" until he discovered it was actually about cats
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's Monday, it's time for another Rosie O'Donnell tirade against Donald Trump
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Uniquely Utah: Charles Ellis Johnson and the Erotic Mormon Image
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A record 1.8 million people tuned in to PBS to see the series four premiere of Sherlock
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Universal Basic Income--the idea that people can collect money without working for it--already exists for the 1%. Spread the wealth, biatches
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dude. The proper terminology is "African American people food"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People are outraged the Vatican has a McDonald's
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 70 years in the making, if you guessed "30 minutes" before the first complaints about problems on the brand-new NYC Second-Avenue subway would arise, come down and take a free ride
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
A lot of people give slacktivists a lot of shiat. Here's why they are wrong and why we should encourage more "flash activism" in the era of Trump
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Your state has a budget shortfall approaching $1 billion. Do you A) remove corporate tax breaks, B) cancel planned income tax cuts, or C) create a checkbox on state income tax returns letting citizens donate their refunds to the state coffers?
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
It's complicated
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You think snakes on a plane are bad? How about scorpions on a train?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Newly unearthed documents reveal Nixon intentionally sabotaged negotiations that could have ended the Vietnam War in 1968
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the most impressive "wonder" you've seen in person? Either natural or man made
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you didn't celebrate New Year's Eve with 200 other people in an elevator shaft rave, you wasted your night
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after falling into fissure. Repeat from 2011, 2013, 2014 and 2015, although the three most recent incidents involved the same fissure. Fissure
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the art of crafting the perfect running playlist, from Olympic marathoners to beer milers: "Music is fundamental to running. It's a legal performance-enhancer"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One-quarter of all people have absolutely no idea exactly how much they'll have to pay when they take out a loan. Man, that's like 75 per cent
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"A Maine farm owner believes that the only way to ensure a rare breed of pig survives is to get people interested in eating them"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, SOME people will be glad when Uber goes driverless. Tag for driver
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Texas govt: Businesses are demanding a NC-style bathroom bill. Texas businesses: JHFC, we don't want that BS here. Texas govt: They say it can't happen fast enough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there aren't any Bowl games today on New Year's Day, as there usually are, it's because in 1893, Rose Parade organizers didn't want to scare the horses that people rode to church
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France gives sanity a victory after ruling employees don't have to check their emails outside of work
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Just as every farker has known for years, The Big Bang Theory sucks so bad it's the most watched show on TV
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Besides losing weight, can you guess the next 4 most popular New Year's resolutions? If you can't, it's okay, since most people break them within the first week
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Doctor Who Christmas Special broke records in the US, but in the UK it might wind up being a total dud
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah lawmaker wants to allow people to sue porn producers for "actual damages" from watching their products. So basically the cost of a single sock or a hairbrush
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little sweater
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I know things that other people don't know about hacking," claims Donald Trump, straight-faced
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Well, grandma, you have been charged with shoplifting $105.00 worth of school uniforms for your grandkids. Your bail is set at $150,000.00. We'll bring you to court in a couple of months
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
On today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", we learn what happens when you put a chemical butt warmer on your crotch. Also, we learn there are such things as chemical butt warmers
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
At least 35 killed in nightclub shooting in Turkey. Unclear whether this counts as a parting shot by 2016 or an early start by 2017
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California mall bans teens who are unaccompanied by adults. 32 stores immediately file for Chapter 11
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That's SIR Ray Davies to you. SUCK IT, DAVE
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Almost $425,000 for 232 square feet. Guess which city
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"Amazon's flying warehouse idea looks like a total disaster"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riders on the Sky Cabin ride at Knott's Berry Farm are stuck there for at least four hours while awaiting help. Hopefully the cable holding the ride wasn't slowly fraying while the music built
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn posts video message saying the Labour Party will not stand idly by as Britain tears itself apart via Brexit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For the airline rep who had to apologize thousands of times, saying 'sorry' became second nature
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Fri December 30, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
3 Miami police officers fired for joking on social media about shooting black people, or 10x the punishment they could have expected for actually doing it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland chicks really know how to rock out with their cocks out (unfortunately SFW)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"It's really hard to be a black wrestling fan"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Somebody doesn't get that the "interesting times" thing is a curse
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The 21 least watched cable networks, showing there are more people into toy trains and classic tractors than there are Bronies
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Chief White House photographer Pete Souza picks his favorite First Family shots of 2016. Look and weep because it's the last time you'll see 'presidential' for some time
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
It's time to abolish the popular vote, all it does is cause confusion and frustration among the masses. All we need is the Electoral College
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
4th grade teacher: So, I had the entire class write essays about how their classmate sucks. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because that kid really sucks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just so you can plan ahead - If you live in the U.K. "National Baby Making Day" is January 2 at approximately 10:36pm
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here is Jim Bakker saying the FORCES OF HELL oppose Donald Trump because he stands for righteousness. Man, won't Bakker feel silly when he realizes Trump is actually a tool of Satan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for ten years; my husband and I have always been mismatched sexually, and we may have sex once a year. I don't want a divorce, but I need to have sex. Can I have sex with a friend? Or will that be cheating?"
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Watching Donald Trump talk about his favorite Movie "Citizen Kane" is like watching a kid in Jr High give a book report on a book hes never read, but he did read the description on the back of the Direct to DVD box
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While we all mourn the celebrity deaths of 2016, it's important to also note who didn't die: Bob Barker, George H.W. Bush, and Hugh Hefner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump invites a prosperity gospel preacher to his inauguration. if there's a joke in there somewhere, I'm pretty sure it is on 'we the people'
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Exercise helps keep the brain young
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese George Michael fans of a certain age credit his landmark 1985 Workers Gymnasium concert in Beijing for getting them to think about freedom, careless whispers. "He changed China"
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