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Headlines matching 'penis'

Sat June 15, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		For rent: 500 square-foot studio on the top floor of a four-story walk-up on the Upper West Side. Large penis in listing picture not included source: ny.curbed.com \| share:	(51)

Tue June 11, 2013

		Man said he put his penis in his passed-out 29-year old neighbor to save her life. CPR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY source: sltrib.com \| share:	(68)
		Podiatrist sentenced to jail for videotaping naked wrestlers. Defense evidence that "Their penises were a foot" comes up short source: sfgate.com \| share:	(11)

Fri June 07, 2013


		Worst Korea takes a break from suffering from penisula envy to work on developing a contact lens version of Google Glass. Oh yeah, this will end well source: slate.com \| share:	(23)

Thu June 06, 2013

FARK ready headline: "'I'm With Stupid' tattoo clinches underage sex conviction". Even more Farkalicious...the tattoo was pointing to his penis

source: sheboyganpress.com | share:

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Tue June 04, 2013

Author remembers Andrew Breitbart as a champion of conservative media, lauds him for his monumental achievement "in the shape of Rep. Anthony Weiner's erect penis self-photographed behind gray briefs"

source: slate.com | share:

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Tue May 28, 2013

The "self-guiding penis" is a myth. Or something...I dunno. He thinks porn is okay, so I'm alright with him

source: guardian.co.uk | share:

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Sun May 19, 2013

Conservative radio host: "I want to shoot Hillary Clinton right in the vagina, and I don't mean with my penis"

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Sat May 18, 2013


		Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiff source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(173)

Fri May 17, 2013

Man sues after personal lubricant allegedly destroys his penis

source: rawstory.com | share:

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Wed May 15, 2013

In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013

Teacha The Hutt charged with sex crimes involving a 13 year-old student who texted her and said he had a problem with his penis, and since she's the school sex-ed teacher, she promptly administered a thorough oral examination

source: dfw.cbslocal.com | share:

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Sun May 05, 2013

Russian and Iranian media predicting full-scale Middle East war involving Israel erupting in hours. CNN reports already sixty-five millionty-billion dead in Iceland, a giant octopus attacking Rome, and Ted Turner has grown five extra penises

source: debka.com | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013

Six-foot penis scrawled into brand new $5,000 driveway. Dickless vandals suspected

source: metro.co.uk | share:

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Mon April 29, 2013

Cops raiding fake doctor's penis enlargement practice find illegal pamphlets, eight wooden penises and a bloody goat's head

source: thenewage.co.za | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

		Protip: When speaking to students on career day keep the penis talk to a minimum source: kgw.com \| share:	(65)
		College student drops acid, strips naked, tells police not to cut off his penis, changes mind, tells cops to cut off penis, hits female cop, is Tased, no effect, eventually subdued, taken to hospital for evaluation, now in jail source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(92)

Wed April 24, 2013

		19-year-old high schooler gets probation for 'penis slapping' his teammates. Being a 19-year-old high schooler is enough to earn the dumbass tag, everything else is just a bonus source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(94)
		Mars rovers enter teen years, begin drawing penises on everything (with pics) source: gawker.com \| share:	(36)

Tue April 23, 2013

Ottawa Sun Recap of the Pens vs Senators game last night involved a line about small balls and no penis. Wait what

source: 961kiss.com | share:

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Tue April 16, 2013

Circumcision changes penis bacteria ecosystem, lowers HIV risk. PENIS BACTERIA ECOSYSTEM

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon April 15, 2013

Women's expectations of male physical attractiveness are as unrealistic as a men's, says small penised scientist

source: economist.com | share:

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Sat April 13, 2013

This milleniums version of Janis Joplin doing 'Whole Lotta Love'. If after watching it you say you wouldn't, you're lying. Or have no penis

source: youtube.com | share:

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Fri April 12, 2013

Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project wants Oprah Winfrey to stop using penis cream on her face

source: mediabistro.com | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

		Giant penis causes closure of world-famous Nurburgring racing track source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(82)
		A day in the life of a penis enlargement surgeon (Possibly Not safe for work) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(54)
		Adam Sandler saw Shaq's penis, had a conversation with it source: teamcoco.com \| share:	(9)

Mon April 08, 2013

Study concludes women find men with larger penises more attractive, according to groundbreaking research from the Scientific Institute of Jon Hamm, Liam Neeson, and Submitter

source: popsci.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

The awesomeness of being a firefighter: cooking chili with the boys, the cool dalmatian, washing the fire engine, getting paid to work out, sliding down the pole, sending emails of penis-shaped pasta to co-workers

source: azfamily.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

		Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(510)
		Jim Carrey would like to apologize for insulting small penised men and women out there, and would like to explain his position that guns cannot replace a small penis. No word on if he has a movie coming out that he hopes you will go see anyway source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(182)

Tue April 02, 2013

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source: slate.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

Twenty-two-year-old Manhattan woman sues 73-year-old boss for grabbing her crotch and saying "I can't wait to eat it." Bonus: boss' business partner tells her not to worry because "his penis doesn't work"

source: gothamist.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

Wed March 27, 2013

		$155M, highest price ever paid for an artwork by a U.S. collector paid for Picasso's "Fat Chick With a Penis Growing Out of Her Chin Playing With Herself" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(103)
		Stone penis unearthed in Israel. Yes, it's cut source: io9.com \| share:	(50)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot source: arlnow.com \| share:	(143)
		The adventures of Rasputin's penis, Shelley's heart and Einstein's brain source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(29)

Mon March 25, 2013

"Why government-funded duck penis research is a good thing"

source: boingboing.net | share:

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Sun March 24, 2013

Shelby announces a 1,200 horsepower Ford Penis Surrogate

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like

source: articles.orlandosentinel.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

Taiwanese woman divorces husband due to small penis; husband says he did not see it coming

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

Man born without a penis getting one made from his arm - he should have asked for a foot at least

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

		Flatworm Penis Fencing source: video.nationalgeographic.com \| share:	(44)
		Penis stealing on the rise in Africa source: alternet.org \| share:	(68)

Thu March 14, 2013

		Researchers discover penis can cure migraines. No word on whether one must apply directly to forehead source: thelocal.de \| share:	(61)
		Ancient penis-headed worm pushes fossil record back, breakfast up source: io9.com \| share:	(31)
		"I tried penis numbing spray, and it nearly ruined my sex life" source: nymag.com \| share:	(92)

Thu March 07, 2013

"Dear Prudence, I have a condition called micropenis, and it has been the cause of the end of a few relationships. One of my ex-girlfriends couldn't stop giggling. How can I overcome this obstacle?"

source: slate.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

If you're dumb enough to waste your time stealing two cans of PBR by shoving them down your pants, you're probably dumb enough to claim that they're really your penis

source: wickedlocal.com | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

Woman kills her son because A) He attacked her. B) He murdered someone. C) He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis

source: sg.news.yahoo.com | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

Illinois state Rep. Jim Sacia (R-eally unsure about anatomy) says assault rifle ban is the same as castration. Subby thought all that talk about guns being equated to penises was some sort of phallicy

source: rawstory.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

		45 year-old gyroscopically-balanced red penis-mobile will undergo full restoration, allowing it to stay up for decades to come. (pics, video) source: gizmag.com \| share:	(25)
		Sheriff cites "penis envy" against one of his stiffest opponents source: jsonline.com \| share:	(20)

Sun February 24, 2013

Chemical pollutants in water linked to small penises

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

"The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis...as an alternative, most researchers stretch the non-erect penis before measuring its length. It turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis"

source: slate.com | share:

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