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53 headlines found matching 'penis'
Thu September 18, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Czechoslovak depeniser back in California to stand trial after burglary scheme goes off half-cocked
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(27)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
Poet pushes for short penis acceptance. Well, we assume he's pushing
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(48)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
"In one of Leonardo da Vinci's many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus"
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(81)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Megachurch to close after pastor refers to women as "penis homes." Don't worry, it gets worse
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(771)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Time is running out to get your penis pastries
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(24)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human penises taken from bodies of dead patients. What a dick
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(87)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Town vaguely looks like a penis. The Daily Express is there
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(52)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cronut inventor Dominique Ansel makes a new culinary abomination, the pretzel-covered lobster tail. And it looks like a penis
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Being arrested for wearing an "extremely realistic penis keyring" on your groin, pretending to pee in taxis, and beating up people at a bar is no way to go through life, son
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(40)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lady runner runner uses GPS to 'draw run' pictures of penises, dogs and Space Invaders aliens on Nike+ map
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(89)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another reason to lose weight: "The more a man's fattening belly grows outward, 'the more it eats their penis.'" Subby hasn't seen his own penis in five years, but he's got a really confused boner right now
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(84)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh look - it's a gigantic sky penis (SFW)
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(33)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
ReaganBook: The Facebook for people who like to sell weapons to their enemies to fund death squads, max out their credit cards for penis enlargement, fail to understand basic demolition aspects, and forget all about ReaganBook next week
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(138)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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(110)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jumped on trampoline, bruised penis
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(31)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Question posed to NASCAR driver: "If you committed a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid when slammed?"
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(22)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Alabama man sues hospital for mistakenly amputating his penis. No word on whether he will be changing his name to "Hedwig"
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(132)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: Chubby Checker, HP settle penis size app trademark suit
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(9)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery"
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(77)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins pays $190 million settlement because a camera penis not part of standard gynecological exam
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(49)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hasbro teams up with fan artists and 3-D printing to produce new line of My Little Pony penis free collectibles. Bronies: Challenge accepted
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(134)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Milkybar: Now with more PENIS
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(57)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"
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(66)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why did Next recall their latest baby-grow? A) it had dangerous chemicals, B) it was made in a sweat shop, or C) it was covered in penises
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(55)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cloud that looks like giant penis forms over highway. "My reaction was that it must be God - that couldn't happen by accident" (pics)
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(65)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
20 misconceptions about sex: Subby is shocked to learn that his 10.5 inch long EEE wide penis doesn't correlate to his shoe size
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(115)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson joins GM bandwagon, recalls over 66,000 penis compensation devices
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(28)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giant penis declared "monumental in size." But enough about subby, check out this ancient graffiti
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(33)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Purposely fouling the environment just to annoy environmentalists? Dude, you have issues. And one is probably your small penis
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(751)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"The winkler consists of unzipping one's pants and waving one's penis at women until one of the women winks at the man doing the winkler thus confirming the hook-up"
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(57)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man with 10 inch penis gets surgery to make it bigger. "I wanted a monster" (Not safe for work)
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(252)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Howard Stern's penis" is now legal in New York City
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(75)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Much like John Bobbitt before him, the Wu-Tang Clanner whose penis was severed insists it works just fine, and he'll do porn to prove it, assuming there are any takers
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(14)
 
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
France surrenders to Titan's Penis. Ohh myyyy
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(47)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
So, what does it sound like when you call 911 because you decided to cut off your penis? Thanks to this Wu-Tang Clanner, we now know
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(55)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'll take three of those penises, and a pair of feet if you don't mind, luv. Ta
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(11)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Female First)
 
 
 
"While the sudden outpouring of concern for the welfare of my penis is heartwarming indeed (it brings a tear to my eye, it really does), it's not like someone tried to chop him off or he suddenly developed the ability to do calculus or something"
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(26)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
GOP outreach to women continues at breakneck speed, as Bob Jones University tells rape victims that their sinful nature brings on unsolicited penising
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(119)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis"
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(43)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(InToday)
 
 
 
"A Canadian man is suing a Montreal hospital for allegedly shortening his penis during a surgery causing his wife to leave him. The man, a paraplegic, said, 'This has caused a greater impact on my life than when I lost the use of my legs'"
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(63)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Beef penis improperly sold for human consumption, suit alleges
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(65)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man gets penis stuck in pipe for two days, and his excuse is priceless
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(112)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Honey, before we commit to the eternal bonds of holy matrimony, I need to know you'll never talk about my penis on Facebook
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(39)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The new Corvette will make your tiny penis look 650x bigger
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(48)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(iAfrica)
 
 
 
On the downside, you're going to prison. On the upside, the court formally acknowledged that you have a big penis
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(44)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Disgraced Blue Angels commander had an oversized penis painted on an airplane hangar's roof in the team's blue and gold colors - so large that it could be seen by satellites and appeared on Google Maps images
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter what the bet is. If the risk of losing means you have to kiss your co-star's penis, you just don't make that bet
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(34)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Man buys penis enlarger online, gets magnifying glass instead. "The instructions that came with the package merely read 'Do not use in sunlight'"
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(39)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's not every day you read a story about someone needing bolt cutters to remove a steel ring from their penis. THANK GOD
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(50)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida high school senior banned from graduation thanks to his giant penis
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(91)
 
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
For a $20 cash contribution to their college radio station fundraiser, student hosts will let you see "which one of us has a birthmark on our penis or which one of us has a tighter butt hole". Just send... oh never mind, they're already off the air
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(41)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Dose (Canada))
 
 
 
Ma'am, can I ask you to please stop waggling the penis plant?
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(16)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
"For all of you unfortunate souls out there who have ever gotten your penis stuck in a PVC pipe, this is one scientific paper you don't want to miss. These doctors have come up with a simple solution to this everyday problem." Everyday?
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