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71 headlines found matching 'penis'
Thu July 27, 2017
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(Slate)
 
 
 
School yard press secretary Anthony Scaramucci has a fun little nickname for his White house rival Reince Penis
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FCC chairman and walking ISP endorsed penis Ajit Pai can't come up with a single plausible reason to gut Net Neutrality
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Allure Magazine)
 
 
 
If you like the idea of having a radiating glow hidden inside your panties, then this might be the product for you
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
What are some good keywords to *never* do a Google image search for?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
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Old & busted: Facial recognition technology. New hotness: Penis recognition technology
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
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'Scuse me while I whip this out
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hear about the guy with the five penises? His pants fit like a glove, mostly due to this groundbreaking new study
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is piercing a baby's cheek child abuse while circumcision is not? Stubby doesn't think so but read on
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Sat July 08, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
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Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, PENIS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio sheriff to overdose victims: "Die, scum"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
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Penis rock rises again after brief recovery period
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
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Contouring the penis is apparently the highlight of the day among men who have no issue with wearing makeup
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Happy Flying Ant Day, Wimbledon
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in shocking scientific news: Sending shock waves through your penis may treat erectile dysfunction
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ejaculating 21 times a month could reduce the risk of prostate cancer, claims whacked out study
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Sat July 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man blows penis off with premature discharge
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
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Deciding how erect Playgirl centerfolds should be was hard on the staff
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mika: 'Your penis is like a toddlers thumb'
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, tired of receiving unsolicited penis photos from a delusional suitor, gets revenge by sending said photos to the man's mother
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the fire brigade has to rescue you after your metal ring 'sexual experiment' goes horribly wrong during masturbation?
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but there's a penis on your head
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Tue June 20, 2017
(ABC News)
 
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Nothing says good luck like a dried lizard penis
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
World's most pierced man has 278 piercings in his penis alone. That could prove to be problematic
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Tue June 13, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Getting drunk and openly fapping 35,000 ft in the sky is no way to go through life, Passenger 15B
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman finds 9mm Glock... er, guac
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
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Using scientific analysis and rock hard evidence, it's clear that Steve Trevor lied about the size of his penis in "Wonder Woman"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
With Britain's election tomorrow, it's probably a complete coincidence that someone wrote 'Theresa' on a giant penis. (Safe for work)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I could be wrong but I don't think removing a wrench from a swollen penis is something that is typically taught in dental school
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Judge: "I understand your sexual partner cannot testify today because she's got laryngitis." Defendant: "No, your Honor, I said she's a little horse"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til someone cuts off their penis
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
New survey shows one in eleven of your coworkers are having sex while at work. Clean your desks, people
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian senators debate penis link to climate change
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
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"Happy 1st birthday, son I made this plate of penises for you and all your little friends"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty. Judge immediately issues gag order
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Sat May 20, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kung Fu master has the balls to try and pull an entire bus
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(ACSH)
 
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No really, the penis is a social construct that hastens climate change. All hail the penis
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Wed May 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Truman also didn't like media which means that Trump is correct and has never obstructed justice
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man attacked by giant penis. Suspect described as white, about 6ft tall, with a shaved head
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anybody own one of those buy online mattresses like a Casper or Purple? Are they worth it or just clever marketing and hype?
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
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Woman yells at husband for watching Internet porn, so he does the only logical thing and threatens to blow his penis off with his gun. Shots fired
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Mon May 15, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Maybe we as a society have become too casual now that it's considered appropriate to wear pajamas when going out in public to rob a convenience store
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walking penis and FCC chairman Ajit Pai responds to John Oliver's mocking him by releasing Jimmy Kimmel-style videos making horrible jokes about the Americans who like their internet just the way it is
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYPD working hard to figure out which transit cop drew a penis on a traffic ticket
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Meth logic: Man arrested for 'masturbating vigorously' did so because he hates Portland
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Thu May 11, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man sues in 'obliterated penis' case. 'Discombobulated penis' and 'defenestrated penis' cases hinge on the outcome
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hey Mr. Gullible, since you have such a big d*ck why don't you meet me at Buckingham Palace for a threesome?" (not safe for work images on page)
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Hell of a way to start an article: "Contractors ... strongly advised to brace themselves before they open the closets. They might find charred human remains or a foot-long prosthetic penis"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We may have hit peak Florida with this one
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why is May 9th so important to Russians? Because they understand the value of punching Nazis and must commemorate it every year. Also they love to show off their mil-penis
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man attempts new DIY sex reassignment procedure on himself. Man, that hadda hurt
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
My boyfriend is wonderful and loving - but he drives a Hummer
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to defend her husband after his comments, Scott Baio's wife explains that his penis is in fact a normal size
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently parents in the UK need to teach their children the correct medical terms for their dangly bits and vajayjays
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Wed April 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Science: dolphin vagina mystery solved. Still no cure for cancer
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see a movie about a sassy spaceship made out of boobs, testicles, ovaries and a penis then today is your lucky day
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Taxpayers use spray paint to creatively highlight to city what potholes need immediate repair. "The potholes [have] been here for a long time, but the penis, that was just put there last night"
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The hits just keep on coming: In 2016 United Airlines killed more dogs and cats than any other major airline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife asks me to wipe my dog's paws, penis and butt with a pet-friendly grooming wipe after walks before he walks around the house and lay on the furniture. Does anyone else do this, or is it just us?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man stiffens up with love potion #9
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Inappropriate' blanket, or BEST. BLANKET. EVAR?
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Mon April 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Prosecutor shows man's penis to jury, defense claims it won't stand up in court
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Goodbye little Bruce (because saying "So long" would be awkward)
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words you probably thought you'd never hear in a sentence. 'Vaginal popsicles'
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Fri April 07, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fake chest hair and a prosthetic penis. Yes, it's Michelle Rodriguez as you've never seen her before, or probably wanted to
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
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Pretty standard "LOL, penis" Mirror.co.uk story about a wrong text prank, but it's worth it for the "Why does Getty have a graphic for this?" image at the top of the story (SFW)
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Be careful where you leave your vibrating penis ring because your girlfriend's niece might mistake it for a pretty pink bracelet
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As it turns out, we don't know a lot about whale vaginas, because scientists are all about the male bits. What a bunch of dorks
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Penis seat goes where?
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