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Headlines matching 'penis'
Fri May 25, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Interesting Milestone in construction of USS Gerald R. Ford, America's newest nuclear powered aircraft carrier; its penis was installed yesterday (pic)  (hamptonroads.com) (106)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Daily Stab) Interesting Snooki reveals there's a tiny penis growing inside her  (dailystab.com) (16)
(MSNBC) Followup MSNBC asks the questions we all want to know: "Painting over a presidential penis, respect or vandalism?"  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Vince McMahon figures out the reason WWE Films aren't doing so well; there just aren't enough three-foot penises on display  (411mania.com) (74)


Mon May 21, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Obvious Everybody says they're in favor of artistic expression, but you can be sure you've got their attention when they ask you to remove the pic of the president with his penis hanging out (Not safe for work: political penis)  (3news.co.nz) (56)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Some Guys have all the luck) Weeners List of the top 10 most famous real or fictional penises. Yup, he's on there...him too. However, regardless of what your online dating profile says, you are not. Possibly Not safe for work  (toptenz.net) (75)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Fox News) Florida [tag] + penis = NO PENIS  (latino.foxnews.com) (40)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Ars Technica) Scary Penis goes where??  (arstechnica.com) (19)


Wed May 16, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Scary "Limited availability of penis surgery is not due to risk but because there is no formal training for it..If I cut too much it'll be like that," Dr Viel says, drawing a drooping outline, "not the best for sex"  (nzherald.co.nz) (17)
(Some Guy) Amusing "The giant penis artwork "Gaia" measuring over 4 metres was...blown up during a controlled explosion"  (austrianindependent.com) (47)


Tue May 15, 2012
(TechEBlog) Cool You won't even need a penis after this car  (techeblog.com) (69)


Sun May 13, 2012
(News.com.au) Amusing Welcome everyone, to this years Mother's day P&C event. If you have not done so already, please collect your bag of complimentary chocolate penises from the registration table  (news.com.au) (60)
(CBS) Scary Court rules that guy can sue hospital for "excruciating pain and trauma" when a worker tripped on a hose, yanking a catheter from his penis  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (129)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Cracked) Amusing Why it sucks to be Ant Man (besides the assumptions about your penis size)  (cracked.com) (31)


Fri May 04, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange You drink, she straightens her hair, you drink, she straightens your penis, you drink and get argumentative, she slaps you, you head-butt her, it's the Swedish way  (thelocal.se) (34)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Forbes) Silly That's a great headline Forbes, now don't get penisy  (forbes.com) (13)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Weeners And now, a review of a movie that revolves entirely around penises for 75 minutes. No, not Top Gun, that one ran for 110 minutes  (blogs.indiewire.com) (29)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary "It was horrific - she came around to say sorry and ended up trying to bite my penis off"  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)


Mon April 23, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Looks like someone found out where the penis goes. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (79)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Fark-ready headline: "I think he is a victim of small-penis syndrome"  (mirror.co.uk) (31)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida "Zot L. Szurgot allegedly walked out of her house naked, turned to five of her neighbors and started wagging her penis"  (alligator.org) (72)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Croatian woman creates penis cozies, so that you can have a nice warm penis any time of the year. Heh. Penis cozy. Penis cozy penis cozy penis cozy  (odditycentral.com) (70)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Short List) Cool Have $400,000 and a small penis? These guys have just what you need  (shortlist.com) (70)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Reggie and Cheryl Miller become the first brother and sister to share Hall of Fame honors, penis  (vigilantsports.com) (18)


Thu March 22, 2012
(The Register) Amusing Penis joke headlines make Fark redundant  (theregister.co.uk) (4)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Gizmodo) PSA How to take flawless naked pics of somebody else's body, considering this is Fark. (Probably not the safest thing for work)  (gizmodo.com) (61)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Cracked) Amusing Finally, an article including the words "worst sex", macaque, and "nightmarish penis" that isn't about submitter  (cracked.com) (44)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Meet the future penis tweeters of the Virginia Legislature  (washingtonpost.com) (7)


Tue March 06, 2012
(The Post and Courier) Amusing If you're a substitute teacher, don't try an endear yourself with the students by showing them 'Jackass Number Two.' "The video clip featured a nearly nude man with a puppet covering his penis"  (postandcourier.com) (82)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird HOA reverses decision to force family to give up their pet kangaroo. Wait, what?  (y100.com) (66)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Salon) Sick There's nothing worse than being dumped by your girlfriend before you both have sex and then losing your virginity to a hippie  (salon.com) (91)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Misc The MPAA summarized as "less penis, more tits and violence"  (newsrecord.org) (45)


Mon February 27, 2012
(National Post) Amusing The Great Singapore Penis Panic...and other book titles from the past year  (news.nationalpost.com) (10)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Forbes) Obvious Science: Having a penis makes you act stupid on the internet. Anthony Weiner: Oh, great, NOW you tell me  (forbes.com) (64)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Man charged with leaving concrete penis sculptures outside of a home, and he couldn't make it to court because a co-defendant threw him down the stairs. Worst. Week. Ever  (myfoxphoenix.com) (30)


Thu February 16, 2012
(SLTrib) Fail A BYU student gets "Valentine's" note from a fellow student, presumably one with a penis, kindly asking her to not dress all sexy sexy. With picture of sexy sexy BYU student almost out of uniform  (sltrib.com) (345)


Mon February 13, 2012
(CBS Sports) Dumbass Former Memphis basketball player Roburt Sallie cut by his Spanish Basketball League team for taking performance enhancing drugs. And by "performance-enhancing" they mean penis enlargers  (cbssports.com) (13)
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine 74-year-old man conducting survey on penis size unfortunately chooses two undercover cops as subjects  (thesmokinggun.com) (51)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (67)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Digital Spy) Strange Ke$ha: "When I'm depressed I make my assistant put on a penis outfit and dance around"  (digitalspy.com) (52)


Thu February 02, 2012
(MSNBC) Misc Worst job in Science: These physicians injected an average of 20.5 cc using "a back-and-forth technique" into the deep soft tissue layers of the penises of 50 men. The product was then 'homogenized with a roller.'  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (82)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske  (suntimes.com) (98)
(MSNBC) Strange Spider's detachable penis finishes without him. This comes in handy a lot of the time  (msnbc.msn.com) (26)

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