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27 headlines found matching 'penguins'
Thu July 13, 2017
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
New England Patriots of the NHL: Could the Pittsburgh Penguins 3-peat with this new crop of stars?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Actually, you may be able to thank Mario Lemieux's lucky blazer for why the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Penguins are back to back Stanley Cup Champions. Fark: Matt Murray has won two titles in his rookie year
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Sun June 11, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
With Batman out of the way, can The Penguins cash in on their nefarious plan to take the Stanley Cup? Can the Predators escape their slumber from the previous game? Tune in tonight, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel (8 pm ET, NBC). SHUT UP PIERRE
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight in the Johnny Sex Finals the Perds go for series bondage while the Birds go for The Dreaded Two Game Lead. Kessel goes for hot dogs. Perds fans go to the fish market. We go to chloroform Pierre. Pens/Perds game 4 @ 8pm ET on CBC and NBC
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Johnny Sex Final game 2. All are looking to rebound from game 1's strangeness. Can Rinne get his save percentage above .636? Can the Pens only go 36 minutes without a shot? Can we get some Krazy Glue for Pierre? Birds/Perds @ 8pm ET
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Mon May 29, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
{Tap, tap, tap} This thing on? Welcome back ladies & gentlemen (well, men), it's time to start the Stanley Cup Finals. Perds vs Penguins. Bill the Cat vs Opus. A fight for the ages. Somewhere between 4-7 games left in the season. Starts at 8pm ET. SUP
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hmm, root for the Senators & risk The Cup being won by a Canadian team? Or do we root for the Penguins & a couple more weeks of Cindy being The Anointed One/back to back CS winner (even if other players play better). Giant meteor it is. 8pm ET. SUP, etc
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Tue May 23, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Is this the night the Penguins make it back to the Stanley Cup Finals with a win? Or will Ottawa force a Game 7? Who will be the next unsung hero for their respective club? It is the ECF Game 6 thread, faceoff is at 8 pm ET on NBCSN and CBC
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Sun May 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go back to the 'burgh for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Will the Senators continue the trend of winning odd-numbered games? Or will the Penguins be the victors here? The puck drops at 3 pm ET on NBC and CBC
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Sat May 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby penguin is named... Oh FFS Enough with the Namey McNameyface crap. It was only slightly amusing the first time, now it's just dumb
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Wed May 17, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
And the playoff grind continues over the border up to Ottawa who'll host Pittsburgh @ 8pmET. Will the Sens apologize for curbstomping the Penguins? Will the Penguins bring lots of hot dogs to throw to the fans? Will we have new 'soon' memes? SUP
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Mon May 15, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Senators take a 2-0 lead in the series? Or can the Penguins bounce back and even up the score before going to Ottawa? Will it be a shootout or another defensive game? Game 2 of ECF in Pittsburgh, the puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Sat May 13, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Sens vs. Pens in the Eastern Conference Final. Will Sidney Crosby and the Penguins keep things going or will the Senators make Canada proud? Who will be the next unsung hero? The puck drops at 7 pm ET on NBC
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Mon May 08, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
Two games tonight, BOTH elimination games. Penguins/Capitals @ 7:30pm ET - Will Ovie go golfing, will Sidney remember where the rink is? Late game once Andy sobers up a bit, it's the Buffalo Bisons against the Chicago Stags so it could be interesting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your Falkland Islands to explode. I said, it's time to explode. Aren't you going to explode?
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference is in the spotlight again for Saturday. Who will win Game 5 between the Rangers-Senators to take 1 3-2 series lead? Can the Penguins get it done against the Capitals? The puck drops at 3 pm ET and 7:15 pm for the contests
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Wed May 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your rope and ball gags, the Caps and the Ducks are on the hunt for Johnny Sex Cup bondage tonight. Handbag yard sale @ 7:30pm ET, Exxon Valdez or 1991 Kuwaiti oil field reenactment @ 10pm ET. FERMIS, PIERRE
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Sat April 29, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Head East and watch the two playoff games that are on tap for Saturday. Will the Senators trounce on the Rangers once more? Will the Capitals gain a win or will the Penguins continue to dominate them in the playoffs? The action starts at 3:00 PM ET
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Klingon edition of Monopoly is now available, k'plah
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Tue April 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have three Game 4s for Tuesday night. Can the Rangers even up the series with the Canadiens? Can the Penguins sweep the Blue Jackets? Can the Oilers become one game away from advancing against the Sharks? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Sun April 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four NHL games with the series switching to the lower seeded teams' cities for Game 3. Who do you have with the Wild-Blues, Penguins-Blue Jackets, Canadiens-Rangers, and Oilers-Sharks? The fun begins at 3pm ET
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nanten the lonesome penguin becomes Internet sensation for standing apart from other penguins at Kyoto zoo and staring at wall. Fans call her cute, hope she finds a fella
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Fri April 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four Good Friday games for our pleasure with Rangers-Canadiens, Blue Jackets-Penguins, Blues-Wild, and Sharks-Oilers. Let's have it, shall we? Puck drops at 7pm ET
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Wed April 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The quest for the Stanley Cup begins on Wednesday night, with 5 games on tap. Can the Penguins repeat as champions? Can the Rangers upset the Canadiens? How about the B's-Sens, Blues-Wild, and Sharks-Oilers? The puck drops at 7pm ET
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Tue April 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Decepticon Island keeps killing penguins with lava; Autobots realize this because the birds' keep pooping in the energon
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Mon April 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the only player to score 100 points in the NHL this season is Connor McDavid
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