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Thu June 23, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come hear a story about Paul McCartney and Dave Grohl, with Taylor Swift as the goddamn Batman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem Florida Rep. Alan Grayson on Paul Ryan's claim that the sit-in was a publicity stunt: "To people who don't know how to legislate, any effort to legislate looks likes a publicity stunt"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Maine governor Paul LePage making a strong case for the VP spot on the GOP Presidential ticket
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Apparently Howard Hughes didn't really die. He just changed his name to Paul Allen and moved to Seattle
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Years before getting drunk on Paul Masson wine, product pitchman Orson Welles sparkled in seminal ad campaign for Perrier, helping to convince mainstream America it was normal to buy bottled water
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Sun June 19, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man wearing "F*** Islam" shirt kicked out of Phoenix Trump rally because it might offend people
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a riverboat B&B? Don't mind St. Paul, MN? Have an extra $529,900 hiding in your couch cushions? Well here's your chance
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan vows to keep criticizing but supporting Trump
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney blames Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Lindsay Graham, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, and Rick Perry for not stopping Trump
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now that Paul Ryan is the Speaker of the House, let's take a look at how the appropriations process is working out... oh my
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab the popcorn; Trump supporters and fringe GOPers are criticizing Paul Ryan for not having Donald's back and actually castigating him for the openly racist comments about Hispanics
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL names his latest bill for Muhammad Ali. Can you guess what it's about?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Giant Jason Pierre-Paul considering doing PSAs warning children about the dangers of fireworks. I say he deserves a big high four for this
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporter responds to Paul Ryan's accusation that Trump is racist, by saying "I know you are but what am I". He then threw himself to the ground and kicked and screamed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan has a plan for a better GOP, where giving in to some things in society is a plan for starts, and free ice cream for all wouldn't hurt either
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee takes Paul Ryan to task for letting Donald Trump happen, stating that "Trump isn't what the GOP stands for; it's what they bend over for"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Feig angry that Ghostbusters is being called a "chick flick". Of course it isn't a chick flick... chick flicks are usually watchable and have a decent story and characters that aren't cardboard cut-outs
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clone alert. Relic with Pope John Paul II's blood on it has been stolen
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Paul Gascoigne continues the kind of personal and professional flameout that Johnny Manziel can only dream of (Not safe for work sidebar images)
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Sat June 04, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"I was watching tv and all of a sudden - boom I mean you know and one of my deals came falling down off the wall," said Paulyn West
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Fri June 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan yesterday: "I endorse Donald Trump for president and acknowledge that he speaks for our party." Paul Ryan today: "I don't agree with anything that moron says"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Ryan bends the knee and swears loyalty to the crown. In exchange, Paul Ryan will be allowed to live out his days in the grey waste he calls home
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news weekend here is a Plymouth man named Paul Farrer who thinks he looks like The Walking Dead's Daryl Dixon (with pic)
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Paul Goldschmidt destroys inside pitch, and Pirates' dugout phone, with a screaming foul ball. Hello?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan had a phone call with Trump and said it was "productive," which is how doctors and nurses describe bowel movements
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Wed May 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Right on schedule, Paul Ryan bays those puppy-dog eyes and rolls over for Trump. Who's a good boy?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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Thu May 19, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Antarctic ice is melting faster than previously thought. This is not a repeat of the other times scientists noticed this
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Wed May 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is as old as the hills but deserves a fresh look. Orson Welles. Paul Masson. Drunkenness
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I'm focused on unifying our party by ignoring what's dividing it
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Fri May 13, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
I was doing well with this article about Paul Ryan's efforts to find common ground with Donald Trump until I got to the line, "Ryan is widely regarded as a thought leader in his party," and then I ha ha ha gigglesnort oh no there it goes hahahahhee
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Thu May 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says Trump was "warm" person in their meeting. No word on whether he plans to call Ryan back or buy him dinner afterwards
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan uses the fact that the news media was in full frenzy mode about his "summit meeting" with Trump to speak out about the opioid addiction epidemic, an actual problem affecting America that we need to fix. Are we SURE he's a Republican?
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports radio host questions if Kevin James is a true Mets fan. Paul Blart calls in to say you can mock his movies, weight, and career, but never question his faith, family or loyalty to the Mets
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Sun May 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin will use her extensive power to defeat Paul Ryan, who didn't support Trump. Well, his popularity must now be skyrocketing if Sarah doesn't like him
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Radiohead releases Paul Thomas Anderson-directed video for new single Daydreaming
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The State)
 
 
 
You whisper the name "Paul Ryan" into the wind, but no one answers. The Red Woman tries to summon the spirit of Reagan back into his body, but fails. A comet shoots across the sky, leaving a trail of blood. The Trump ... abides
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Ron Paul, and current Trump, PAC strategist found guilty of 2012 campaign-finance violations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan on Trump: How about no(t yet)?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Libertarians says it's not too late for Rand Paul to save us Trump. Isn't he pretty busy with a successful drag reality show?
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Seattle DJC)
 
 
 
Paul Allen owns the Seattle Seahawks and Vulcan Real Estate but it was 'unintentional' that the new complex being built will look like a giant number 12
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently life as a presidential could-have-been has given both Elizabeth Warren and Paul Ryan more power outside the race
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 4.0: Stone Brewing Company is teaming up with the nerdosphere to create tasty beverages. They're brewing beer with Jonah Ray, Alison Haislip, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, Aisha Tyler, Bobak Ferdowsi, Rileah Vanderbilt and some other guy
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd have too much [clap clap] time on their hands, remake Styx's classic video
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Due to the Indiana Pacers' incompetent bench play in the Game 5 loss, Paul George is willing to play a full 48 minutes in the Game 6 elimination game. Hopefully, it doesn't go into OT
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Paul Ryan is now the real life version of the meme of the dog saying "This is fine" and having a cup of coffee while his kitchen is engulfed in flames"
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
First Curry. Then Paul. Now Griffin
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently "Rob Ford" translated from the original Canadian to English becomes "Maine Governor Paul LePage"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First Curry. Now Paul
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mainers: there's no way Maine Gov. Paul LePage could be any more of an anal bead plucked from Satan's own bunghole. Gov. LePage: Challenge accepted
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Soul singer Billy Paul no longer has a thing going on with Mrs Jones
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says that he's a better Speaker of the House than John Boehner
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
'Naloxone does not truly save lives; it merely extends them until the next overdose,' says vigilante anti-hero Paul LePage
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Wed April 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "Republicans shouldn't skip the national convention. I promise it's going to be awesome. Riots, stabbings, maybe even a couple decapitations"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: Man who claims to be from the future (where everyone is dead) is arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a fast-food restaurant
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Thu April 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Globs of butter found in French river. Paula Deen immediately rushes to the airport
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Paul Carey, former voice of Detroit Tigers' radio, has passed away. "If God had a voice it would sound like Paul Carey"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan may have refused to run for president yesterday, but that apparently isn't stopping wealthy GOP donors from trying to drown him in a flood of cash, as he reported raising over $17 million in campaign funds in the first quarter of 2016 alone
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Tue April 12, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Final episode of "American Idol" draws 13.3 million viewers. Mostly those who used to watch in the early years just to see if Paula Abdul would make it all the way through the show without falling down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No one in Washington knows what the hell Paul Ryan is up to
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan, who is totally not running for POTUS, just launched his campaign for POTUS
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paul Walker's daughter gets $10.1 million settlement from the estate of the man who drove recklessly and killed her father
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Unless the GOP establishment does something, Paul Ryan will continue to stalk the night, drinking the blood of his victims, and creating more of his spawn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch's mock draft has Paul Ryan going first
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Mon April 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan denies he would accept the GOP nomination for President just like he denied he would accept the position as Speaker of the House
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Sat April 02, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former second in command at the L.A. Sheriff's Department Paul Tanaka claims he was just following orders when he helped hide an inmate from the FBI. Has this defense EVER worked?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, a new "Final Fantasy" movie with Lena Heady, Sean Bean, and Aaron Paul is coming, biatch
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
Oh no, what's Paul Ryan giving up for Lent? What? What? Oh no, what?
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James striving to win the 2011 NBA title
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan has turned his back on his God and secret lover, Ayn Rand
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dune sucks
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
If you have any ideas of what to do with J. Paul Getty's bomb shelter, the Tulsa Airport Authority would like to hear them
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney working on reclaiming ownership of all the Beatles songs written by him and that other guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RON PAUL to GOP: I cannot contain all this schadenfreude
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Not it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey Girl, Paul Ryan for Prez is the only choice ya need
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Based on the advocating violence, fueling racism, white nationalism and bigotry, Paul Ryan takes the high road and refuses to back Trump. Just kidding, he's going all in because you're damn right it's party before country
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now, a super-PAC has formed to "Draft Paul Ryan for the White House". No, YOU shut up
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is finally starting to understand why John Boehner was crying all the time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paula Deen announces new line of sex toys
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP civil war watch continues as Speaker Paul Ryan tries to get Trump to STFU by saying "This party does not prey on people's prejudices." That's the joke
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