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13 headlines found matching 'patrons'
Fri August 08, 2014
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The casino industry is coming together in a noble, nation-wide effort to teach its patrons that, yes, it's fine to spend your days pissing away money you don't have, but please stop leaving your children locked inside your car while you do
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trendy hotel's floor-to-ceiling windows reveals patrons on toilet. Where? Come on, you get one guess
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Tue July 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama admits he had a boyhood crush on Linda Ronstadt. Upon learning this, thousands of Republicans rushed to make a humor joke involving "You're No Good"
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Sun July 27, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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HOW TO BOOZE A GUY IN LINGERIE: Los Angeles Company Offers Alcohol And Underwear Delivery Service. (By Smoking Hot Underwear Models.) Sure. Why Not.
 
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Riders of the Skyhawk ride at Ohio's Cedar Point need a sedative and a new pair of underwear after a cable that swings patrons as high as 124 feet snaps, injuring two
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Tue July 22, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bar urges patrons to buy 42 shots of alcohol. Officials see a problem with this
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Move over ketchup, mayo, salsa ... Mustard is now the world's fastest-growing condiment. "It's not unusual these days to hear restaurant patrons asking for mustard for their bread and their fries"
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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Sat May 24, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Patrons of trendy Brooklyn bar pleased that owner has banned yuppie stroller moms who attempted to take over place with their rowdy rugrats. "Kids shouldn't be running around where people are trying to drink and hook up"
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Mon May 19, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two men celebrating their college graduation at an upscale South Carolina restaurant busted after refusing to pull up their saggy pants, apparently shocking patrons at a Spartanburg Waffle House
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in China there is a restaurant where patrons eat their meals in total darkness, but don't even think about flinging your peas at other customers because the wait staff all wear military-grade night vision goggles
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Tue May 06, 2014
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Identity thieves prefer boosting from Trader Joe's patrons because their credit cards have high limits yet the stores have no security cameras. Meanwhile Ralph's customers are drunken bowlers who buy coffee creamer with personal checks
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