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Headlines matching 'patrol cars'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Short List) Hero Not news: Man starts police chase. Fark: Man starts police chase because he "always wanted to do it"  (shortlist.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Scary Ask to play through to get around some slower players? That's an impalin' with a nine iron  (nbcdfw.com) (48)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing This is why you don't let the inmates print the logos for the side of your police cars  (news.yahoo.com) (142)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LA Times) Amusing *Yoink*  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (35)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Protip: when you go to pick up your ten kilogram shipment of cocaine, you should probably wait until you're off duty. And out of your uniform. And not driving your patrol car  (todaysthv.com) (28)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Sick I would say that "a sex game spiralled out of control" is quite an understatement when it involves one of the partners being cooked, and scattered around the apartment  (thelocal.de) (93)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Howler) Florida What police cars really need are giant new loud sirens called Howlers. Because the old ones surely weren't loud enough  (bartow.wtsp.com) (96)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Half Naked Chick) Amusing Apparently, the idea of posing for pics with half-naked chicks on the top of police cars hasn't gotten old for policemen in California  (wtsp.com) (20)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Detroit police cannot keep up with the recent rise in car break-ins plaguing the city streets. Their solution? Don't park there anymore  (autoblog.com) (49)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Cops in uniform caught meeting up in empty parking lot and playing football. (with pics) Some people have a problem with this  (13wmaz.com) (83)
(WMCTV) Fail Memphis man ignores ages old rule, brings sledge hammer to gunfight  (wmctv.com) (40)


Thu January 05, 2012
(wmur) Dumbass You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel  (wmur.com) (91)
(Komo) Asinine Want to see a dash-cam video from a police cruiser? Then we'll sue you for asking, citizen. Bonus: Videos will only be released after statue of limitations expires for police misconduct  (komonews.com) (243)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri December 30, 2011
(WSOCTV.com) Asinine Police: "We totally have video of the handcuffed suspect choking herself to death, but we're refusing to release it because it mysteriously disappeared after being erased twice and set on fire"  (wsoctv.com) (74)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Click Orlando) Dumbass Fark-ready headline: "Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies"  (clickorlando.com) (78)


Mon December 19, 2011
(AOL) Spiffy Police in Texas town handing gift cards to good drivers. Cards easily redeemable at all local businesses, liquor stores, firearms dealers  (autos.aol.com) (104)
(Quad City Times) Fail Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter  (qctimes.com) (25)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Beatcalls) Stupid The same laws of motion that govern spitting out the car window while driving apply to throwing pot out the car window while the cops are chasing you (w/ pic)  (beatcalls.com) (53)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Driver going 25 over limit, playing with computer, and not wearing seat belt crashes into tree. In other news, there's a job opening in the Delray Beach police department  (sun-sentinel.com) (88)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Police deploy road spikes during pursuit which reached speeds up to 10 mph  (host.madison.com) (30)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Daily Mail) Florida Pro Tip: When attempting to escape Wal-Mart security after being caught shoplifting, it usually isn't the best policy to use your baby as a weapon by swinging it at the officers  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Sat December 03, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Unlikely Police in western South Dakota brought beanbags to a sword fight  (twincities.com) (28)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Man tries to steal car. News: It's a police car. Near Fark: He's already inside the police car. Fark: He can't start it. Total Fark: He has the keys and calls the station for help  (newsnet5.com) (4)


Sun November 27, 2011
(KnoxNews) Scary Tennessee constables don't have ticket quotas. Instead they work on commission, $20 to $40 per ticket  (knoxnews.com) (107)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sad Police depts aren't interested in solving violent crimes. There's no money to be made. But shaking down people on the street for a joint in their pocket brings dividends  (huffingtonpost.com) (115)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Boston.com) Dumbass Sometimes it's best not to let people know you're frustrated at having a small penis  (boston.com) (40)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Increased use of GPS tracking devices: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Ubiquitous presence of surveillance cameras: Mild concern. Unfettered growth of license plate tracking cameras: Meh  (washingtonpost.com) (103)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Although it may seem like a funny idea at the time, don't call 911 for a joke. Especially not 67 times in two hours. Really especially if you have cocaine in the car  (wtsp.com) (18)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Semi full of beer flips on the interstate. Eight fire trucks, twenty-six police cruisers, four ambulances, two local construction crews, five local newstations, and several hundred commuters show up to help clean up the crash  (kcci.com) (93)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Handcuffed woman gives cops the slip. Twice  (saljournal.com) (19)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Dumbass Bro tip 8824: Don't pee on a cop car when the cop is in the car  (omaha.com) (32)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass As a married high school resource officer studying to be a minister and Army chaplain, wearing your uniform in a hotel room with a 17 year old prostitute is no way to live your life, son  (wistv.com) (59)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Naples Daily News) Florida You can rob our store. You can take our money. But don't even think about running off with my baby daughter  (naplesnews.com) (95)

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