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25 headlines found matching 'patients'
Sun July 05, 2015
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A primer on why you D.C. Farkers should be patient with the throngs of blubber-cushioned, fanny-pack- wielding, slack-jawed tourists infesting your city every summer. With photo of what said tourists may look like (while blocking an escalator)
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Sat July 04, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a dentist, don't wrap your patients in a body bag. Somebody may have a problem with this
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how grandpa keeps saying the nurses are attacking him at night? Well, turns out he's not making it up (this time)
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Tue June 23, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Doctors who refuse anti-vaxxer patients are worse than Hitler exterminating 12 million people
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott will sign the bill legalizing cannabis oil for epilepsy patients
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Wed May 27, 2015
(BGR)
 
 
 
Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis is currently studying a new way of delivering drugs to patients, one that involves tiny robots with needles made of sugar
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists fight fire with fire - use herpes virus to successfully treat cancer. "About 10 per cent of the patients treated experienced a complete remission"
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Thu May 07, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines continuing their first in class customer service treatment by showing how well they treat cancer patients
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline comes to you from Iowa: "Chiropractor performs exorcisms and barters for sex with patients"
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
California considers bucking the trend on recent abortion laws by telling 'doctors' that they cannot lie to their patients
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senior citizens home uses morning video messages to aid patients with Alzheimer's and dementia. "It's an idea borrowed from an unlikely place, the 2004 Adam Sandler movie '50 First Dates.'" So Adam Sandler movies serve a purpose. Who knew?
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Penis transplant doctor talks about his patient, reveals he had to veto the patient's idea of transplanting four extra penises onto himself so his pants would fit like a glove
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact checking Obama's absurd claim that Obamacare has been responsible for preventing 50,000 hospital deaths reveals that this claim is..well...100% true and backed by solid evidence
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
What they don't teach in Med School: Doctors who commit malpractice must then get elected to the state legislature so they can repeal laws named after their dead patients
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Google: New smart watch will play a crucial role in future healthcare systems and help doctors to keep better track of patients' health. Doctors: Meh
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New report says doctors aren't telling patients they have Alzheimer's, at least not as far as the patients can recall
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Mon March 23, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Many doctors in America find that the most difficult patients to save are themselves
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Survey finds that many acne patients don't take their medications. Apparently the study was done at the front counter of McDonald's
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ecstasy approved for terminally-ill patients in the US
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Fri March 20, 2015
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese nurses urged to be nicer, show more patience with patients. One doctor "spent most of her time dealing with fights and quarrels between nurses and patients' families. In such circumstances, it was hard to enjoy being at work"
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
"Dear patients: in order to make your hospital stay more comfortable, we have recently added a killer robot to our staff"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
French lawmakers okay terminal sedation for end of life, plan to have Jerry Lewis in clown makeup lead patients to their deaths
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Apparently, working for a dental practice on an ad hoc basis does not cover treating patients at McDonald's
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Most ER visits don't start with a male nurse helping you take off your bra and end with him giving you a relaxing shoulder massage
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