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Headlines matching 'patients'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ABC) Fail New study finds 10% of doctors lie to patients, still promise appointments not running late  (abcnews.go.com) (6)


Mon January 30, 2012
(News.com.au) Weird From the "This Will Not End Well" Department: Scientists make human brain cells using the skin of schizophrenic patients  (news.com.au) (14)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Science Daily) Strange Rap music powers medical sensor. It makes aneurysm patients say "UHHHHHHHHHHHH, NA NA NA NA"  (sciencedaily.com) (20)
(Think Progress) Sick Obamacare kills another leukemia patient. Oh, did I say Obamacare? Sorry, I meant tax cuts  (thinkprogress.org) (85)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Telegraph) Fail Psychiatric nurse tries to treat a patient for panic attacks and creates panic attacks using the same tool  (telegraph.co.uk) (12)


Fri January 20, 2012
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)
(KJRH) Sick Yet another doctor caught having sex with a patient, except in this case he's an equine veterinarian  (kjrh.com) (126)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Need a CT scan but you're a wee bit too large for the hospital equipment? Well there's always the zoo. Moooove along folks nothing to see here  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Ironic "Ecnalubma"??  (winnipegfreepress.com) (42)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Daily Mail) Florida What's worse than losing a penis? Losing two  (dailymail.co.uk) (48)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Atlantic) Sick Only 1 in 3 doctors knows to wash their hands after coming into contact with the barf/fluids of the patient they saw just before they see you. Don't worry though, last year only 100,000 people croaked as a result  (theatlantic.com) (49)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Interesting Gynecologists opening minds, orifices for transgender patients  (sun-sentinel.com) (277)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Doctors store patients' genetic codes, in a revolutionary step toward tailoring therapies specifically to an individual, and so they have a template to help reintegrate you after the transporter splits you into good and evil duplicates  (dailymail.co.uk) (63)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Philips and GE want every hospital patient hooked up to an expensive, oversensitive heart monitor screaming false alarms to overworked nurses  (boston.com) (86)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Geez. Nurses in Utah find creative use for medical tape and everyone gets all upset  (washingtonpost.com) (47)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Opera-singing dentist sues patient who complained about her on Yelp. WIth photo of what a dentist on the 69th floor of the Chrysler Building might look like  (nydailynews.com) (58)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Politiken) Asinine Doctors: Okay, let's put the NATO Secretary General here to heal his broken arm. Patient: But what about me and my incurable cancer? Doctors: How about a nice windowless office?  (politiken.dk) (57)
(Yahoo) Cool Lipitor goes generic. Patients now have extra money for more bacon  (news.yahoo.com) (25)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Philly.com) Sick Sure, a few patients died. The important thing is that companies have free speech rights. Because they're people just like us  (philly.com) (64)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Bruce Wayne's medical record from Gotham General Hospital  (ordinary-gentlemen.com) (34)


Sat November 05, 2011
(LA Times) Fail After recent privacy breaches, UCLA Medical Center tightened security. Except for a doctor taking home all the patient data. But don't worry, it was on an encrypted hard drive. With the password written on a piece of paper right next to it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Strange Leg found to be armed  (abc.net.au) (29)


Thu October 27, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy GPS shoes now available for Alzheimer's patients, confused seniors, Rams wide receivers  (content.usatoday.com) (17)
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass Unless emergency procedures have changed, complimentary vaginal exams are usually not part of the ambulance ride to the hospital  (stuff.co.nz) (37)

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