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Thu March 18, 2010
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(Yahoo) Interesting Not only is driving with early Alzheimer's ill-advised, studies now show it might also be ill-advised as well  (news.yahoo.com) (97)
(The Consumerist) Sick Insurance company does the right thing by helping those most in need. Just kidding, they pick out people in a database who probably have life-threatening illnesses and investigate them for fraud so they can drop their coverage  (consumerist.com) (168)

Wed March 17, 2010
(The Hill) Interesting Dennis Kucinich (D-eep space), who just this past Sunday wrote an op-ed reaffirming his 'No' vote on the current health care bill, anticipated to flip-flop tomorrow, sell out patients to insurance companies  (thehill.com) (182)
(AP) Scary Dentist is accused of using paper clips instead of stainless steel posts inside the teeth of root canal patients. He's expected to be charged with wire fraud  (hosted.ap.org) (71)

Sun March 14, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting Snicker-inducing headline of the day: "Robot helps stroke patients in Portland"  (kgw.com) (22)

Fri March 12, 2010
(AOL News) Obvious Experts say that American doctors are over-testing and over-treating their patients. But how else will my kid get unlimited time on their SATs if I don't have them checked for Restless Leg Syndrome?  (aolnews.com) (190)
(Some Guy) Interesting Dutch nurses' union demands the right to refuse to have sex with patients who request it. In other news, "Hellooooooo verpleegster"  (dailycontributor.com) (122)

Thu March 11, 2010
(Fox News) Obvious Fake dentist arrested for giving patient lead fillings  (foxnews.com) (37)

Fri February 26, 2010
(Contact Music) Fail P. Diddy is teaching the Arctic Monkeys how to rap. Isn't that like a caveman teaching a coma patient table manners?  (contactmusic.com) (23)

Thu February 25, 2010
(News-Leader.com) Scary Hospital admits those receiving certain cancer treatment last year were exposed to dangerous levels of radiation. A spokesperson for the patients indicated that he was, "angry, and you wouldn't like [him] when [he's] angry."  (news-leader.com) (41)

Mon February 22, 2010
(Delaware online) Sick Grand jury indicts man in 103 child rapes. That's 471 charges in all. And if you don't believe that's possible don't worry, he videotaped it  (delawareonline.com) (533)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Guardian.com) Followup Remember the guy that was trapped in a coma for years but was still fully conscious? Funny thing about that  (guardian.co.uk) (62)

Thu February 11, 2010
(Worcester News) Dumbass Surgeon: "You know when you've forgotten something but you just can't think what it is?" Nurse: "Yeah, I know what you mean. Shall we sew this patient up and go for a beer?"  (worcesternews.co.uk) (115)

Tue February 09, 2010
(ABC News) Sick UN very upset that some Haitian hospitals, which are treating patients with donated medical supplies and volunteer doctors, are still sending patients a bill afterwards. US insurance companies, on the other hand, are downright impressed  (abcnews.go.com) (107)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Hypnotist defends groping one of his patients: "We could have had sex but I wanted to keep it professional"  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)

Tue January 19, 2010
(The Times of India) Scary Proctologist ordered to pay compensation for "incomplete treatment"; patient's condition eventually rectified  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (41)

Sat January 16, 2010
(CNN) Hero Dr. Sanjay Gupta has more courage and dedication than the United Nations, who abandoned patients out of fear  (cnn.com) (281)

Fri January 01, 2010
(Bloomberg) Ironic "The Mayo Clinic, praised by President Barack Obama as a national model for efficient health care, will stop accepting Medicare patients at one of its primary-care clinics."  (bloomberg.com) (154)

Thu December 31, 2009
(ABC News) Obvious In a study that is likely to shock millions, Dr. Rick Romero reveals that patients who stop smoking after suffering a heart attack tend to live longer  (abcnews.go.com) (25)

Sun December 20, 2009
(Canada.com) Obvious After careful consideration, government realizes that not giving free tampons to mental hospital patients would be bloody awful  (edmontonjournal.com) (85)

Sun December 13, 2009
(News.com.au) Scary New study confirms that some people do exhibit 'werewolf' tendencies during a full moon. "Some of these patients attacked the staff like animals by biting, spitting and scratching."  (news.com.au) (99)

Thu December 03, 2009
(WA Today) Interesting Australian nursing tribunal confirms that "getting stoned and getting laid" is not on the approved list of depression treatments  (watoday.com.au) (49)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Metro) Strange The next time you get stuck in a toilet, make sure you try the Handel  (metro.co.uk) (23)

Fri November 27, 2009
(Daily Mail) Scary Inspectors make an unannounced visit to Basildon University Hospital and discover 70 dead people, blood-splattered curtains, unfed elderly patients, poorly-trained nurses, and a decaying partridge in a wilting pear tree  (dailymail.co.uk) (247)

Thu November 26, 2009
(Boston Globe) Interesting The letter coldly outlined the parents' choices: start paying rent or we throw your children in the trash or use them for medical experiments  (boston.com) (99)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Daily Mail) Strange Doctors discover patient trapped in a 23-year 'coma' has been conscious all along  (dailymail.co.uk) (357)

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