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33 headlines found matching 'patients'
Thu December 11, 2014
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(Maine News)
 
 
 
Study finds that we focus on boobs way longer than we should
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Wed December 03, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obamacare death panels cut $12 billion from hospital budgets, affecting the lives of 50,000 patients
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Fri November 28, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By a bizarre coincidence, 5 of the 20 highest-paid doctors paid by the maker of a powerful, addictive narcotic pain killer to promote their drug, are also under federal investigation for over-prescribing pain killers to patients
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Wed November 26, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego charity raised money for AIDS patients. Executive director spent it on eye exams, meals, dental work, cash withdrawals and a trip to a clothing optional resort near Palm Springs
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Tom, the seven-year-old rescue cat who cares for VA hospice patients and comforts the families that are grieving for their loved ones, thereby making some of their final Caturdays the best in their lives
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Thu November 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Linguist claims use of metaphors like "battle" or "fight" with cancer harmful for some patients. Article doesn't say whether he prefers "playdate" or "prom-night" with cancer
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Wed November 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While all eyes were on the high profile national races, the voters in AL voted to ban Sharia law, ME considered a ban on bear-baiting and AZ voters passed a "why the fark not?" law allowing terminally ill patients to use non-FDA approved drugs
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Tue November 04, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thousands of Ebola patients in Sierra Leone break quarantine to search for food, brains
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
To minimize risky human contact, top US experts are working on robots to help care for patients of deadly Ebola-and even "robot morticians"
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Wed October 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The State Department denies it has a secret plan to import foreign Ebola patients for treatment. So secret, the Chicken Noodle News has the secret internal memo outlying a secret plan that was ultimately, and secretly, discarded
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Beloved general practitioner is on trial and fighting for his livelihood because he gave more than two shiats about his patients
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Mon October 20, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nigeria now has fewer Ebola patients than Dallas
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Maine teacher suspended for three weeks because, A) She was a volunteer treating Ebola patients in West Africa, B) She had close contact with someone with Ebola, or C) She stayed in a hotel less than ten miles away from Texas Health Presbyterian?
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Tue October 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nurse loses patience, patients
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas ebola patient takes next step on the road to becoming one of the undead
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Get out your small violins, folks: The family of that guy who brought Ebola to Texas is feeling ostracized and unloved by their neighbors
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I guess we haven't learned our lesson about sending things from Texas to D.C
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CDC: Do not panic over the Ebola patient in Texas. We are confident that he only made contact with 5 or 6 people. Once we've located those 18 exposed people, we will isolate them and make sure that none of the 100 exposed people constitute a threat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Ebola patient was vomiting wildly as he was carried onto ambulance. *cue Octopus nope pic*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's evaluate the patients of Obamacare after its first year: For some it has been a good shot in the arm, for others it's been like getting a shot in the arm and crying like a 5-year-old
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Tue September 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Face to face with patients in the Ebola ward. Well, not really. I mean, how stupid do you think we ARE?
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Sat September 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Less than 48 hours after announcing he was no longer with AC/DC, a source close to Malcolm Young says the guitarist is receiving full-time care at a rest home specializing in taking care of dementia patients
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Wed September 24, 2014
(All Africa)
 
 
 
Well, we all knew it was going to happen. Ebola victims reported to be reanimating in Africa
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Because it's Friday, you're bored, and nobody is responding to that damn email you sent two hours ago: The Fark Weird News Quiz. The quiz more doctors recommend for their patients with unusual swelling
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Thu September 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
You can now buy Ebola blood on the black market
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Mental hospital gives day pass to one of its patients--a guy who beheaded his mother and was deemed too crazy for trial. You might want to sit down for this, but he didn't come back
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how there have only been four Ebola patients evacuated to the United States? Yeah, you didn't actually know that, because it's a lot more
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Sun September 07, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
You all be happy and maybe you won't get cancer since depression is more common in cancer patients
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
'I need your tray, your plates, and your cutlery.' Hospital now employs robots to carry meals for patients
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Tue August 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC learns that people with Ebola have been lying to them about not having Ebola. CDC officials became suspicious when the supposedly Ebola-free patients started bleeding from their eyeballs
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Sat August 23, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We should stop dehumanizing Ebola victims," says person about the disease-infected carriers of the most dangerous virus known to man
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Thu August 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cool: Doctor treated in Atlanta for Ebola well enough to be released from hospital. FARK: "There is a slight possibility that the virus could linger for up to three months in his semen"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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