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Thu December 08, 2016
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
New app helps passengers get over their fear of flying. It's perfect for when the flight attendant refuses to give you the sixth mini-bottle of vodka
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A pop star you've never heard of, from a band you've never heard of, flying an airline you've never heard of, dies in a fiery plane crash near a place you've never heard of
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Clayton Co, Georgia's newest deputy may have a problem putting criminals away if it involves free throws
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Playing bumper boats at the fair can be fun. Playing it in the middle of Puget Sound with a ferry, not so much
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's why Hollywood actor Chris Pratt would encourage you to order a 32oz porterhouse steak when he was waiting your table (before he made it big)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unable to contain their disdain, San Francisco airport rolls out the comfort pig
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who knew Chris Pratt was actually with world's worst best magician? Or is that best worst magician? Either way, the real surprise is will.i.am has obviously never played cards before
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Pac-12 Championship Game is so unpopular, passengers on random SEA-SJC flight are given freebie tickets in hopes of filling Santa Clara stadium. "Before you ask, sorry, I already gave mine away"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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Tue November 29, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Plane with 80 Brazilian people crashes
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Behind-The-Scenes' look at 'Passengers' proves this might be the most boring space movie ever
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
San Francisco transit system: "Help. Does anyone know how to get the ransomware off our ticketing machines?"
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Bus driver suffers fatal heart attack while driving on elevated roadway, has the presence of mind to slow the bus and tell his passengers to take over with his last breath
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Rhett Butler sues after his genitals are burned in a mid-flight coffee spill. Unfortunately, there was no one aboard the plane who knew nothin' bout birthin' no babies or savin' no penises
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Wed November 16, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has the fish
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Historic anchor to be pulled from Detroit River. Well, once Detroit goes sailing away out to sea, don't say I didn't warn you
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Mon November 14, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google taught its self-driving car how to make three-point turns. Moonshiners anxiously await the j-turn update
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Sat November 12, 2016
(SFist)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start harassing people on airplanes
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy gets on the subway and smokes Fentanyl in a crack pipe. Kids call it a High Roller
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Mon November 07, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Flight from Cancun to Frankfurt makes emergency landing in Jacksonville after man exposes his genitals and threatens to kill a 3-year-old boy. To be fair, it does really sound like he belongs in Florida
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is your Tesla Model S. This is your Tesla Model S wrapped around a tree on fire with the batteries cooking off
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
New study finds people in the Midwest are the most likely to drive drunk
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dad of the year feels bad 3-year-old daughter is stuck on a flight on Halloween, so he passes out candy with notes to all the passengers so she can trick or treat
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken joins a coach cabin full of passengers to sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" to calm a baby
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best drone footage of the weekend is this Uber driver racing through rising sea tides to rescue a stranded Buddhist monk. And failing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If federal regulators were to re-certify the Boeing 777 based on the reality of what actually happens in the kind of ground evacuations we saw this week, the 550-exit limit aircraft would be allowed to carry just 183 passengers"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
American Airlines 383: Remember that safety briefing we just had? Time for a pop quiz on emergency evacuations
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mike Pence involved in something he wishes had been aborted
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(ATW Online)
 
 
 
Uber releases their flying taxi business plan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert confronts Rudy Giuliani's continued denial of racism; in Rudy's mind, "racists don't exist; they're like unicorns and his sense of shame"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Finally a cure for jet lag that doesn't include three Bloody Marys, two Ambiens, and a visit from a hooker working the airport hotel circuit
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
At least 55 killed, 575 injured in a train crash in Cameroon. Government ministers claim, "The cause of the accident is not yet clear,". 1300 passengers on a train that normally has 600 might have something to do with it
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Thu October 20, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Government announces new steps to protect airline consumers. Travelers hope it will cover deceptive air fares, unfair inflight fees, lost baggage, overcharging for meals and snacks, long flight delays, unannounced cancellations
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Tue October 18, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Samsung opening Note 7 exchange booths in airports
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines invests $200 million in airport lounge upgrades. Mostly so they can keep their passengers liquored up enough so they won't notice their flight is taking off three days later than scheduled
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't rock the plane (rock the plane), don't tip the plane over (rock the plane), don't rock the plane baby
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryanair passenger fined after leaving his opinion of the airline on the tarmac
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Wed October 12, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flight attendants: "Beverage service will be put on hold since we have a dead passenger in the aisle"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
To really live up to your reputation as Britain's worst railway, you have to make conditions so bad that frustrated passengers start fighting one another instead of your staff
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
An unattended bag shuts down a Florida airport, because what are the chances that somebody would accidentally leave behind a bag at an airport?
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man bun sparks drunken brawl. To be fair, some things are worth fighting against
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airline introduces 'child-free' zones on flights. Here take my money
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Airlines looking to create a Samoan surcharge
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Wed October 05, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rule number one of being an airline baggage handler: Don't get accidentally locked in the cargo hold just before the plane takes off
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why it takes so long for trains in Japan to start running again after an accident? Unlike the West, they don't just to hose off the tracks and get things moving again
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Wed September 28, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Audi recalls 20,000 SUVs because seats shouldn't move in a crash
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Protip: When landing a commercial jet, don't accidentally press the hijack warning button
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Fri September 23, 2016
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Germany introduces the hydrogen-powered train because of the previous success that Germany has with hydrogen-powered mass transit systems
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scooby-Doo and the case of the Uber Ghost Drivers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-intellectual paranoia hits new low as two passengers are removed from a flight simply for writing on the plane
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for the sci-fi romance Passengers starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence has finally beamed in
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
WestJet flight delayed after iguanas can't decide whether to sit in first class or coach
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's actions may bring down the President. No, not that one
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Wed September 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fragile bags being thrown, a safety talk no one listens to, and impolite passengers - this is what a real airline video would look like
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Sun September 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bus driver picks up no passengers
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Thu September 08, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after sending his dog and a gun through the security screening x-ray. Your dog wants a carry permit
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
China invests $1 billion in space balloon
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Who's your favorite fictional bartender?
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Train lines in Britain ranked by the violence and anti-social behavor of passengers. If you want to enjoy the largest number of drunks, fights, people puking, setting off alarms and using the seats as a toilet, take the Northern Line
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eight taken to hospitals after gravity-defying ride doesn't defy gravity
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Thu September 01, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for passengers in an auto accident to become upset, even if they happen to be thousands of bees
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
This space monorail could get humans to Mars in two days
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Something did not happen at LAX
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Sun August 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two airline pilots arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol as they prepared to fly from Glasgow to New York point out they're in Scotland and what else were they supposed to be doing?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Thursday checklist: take drugs, strip down to boxers, drive pickup onto airport grounds, crash into a passenger jet. Check, check, check, aaaaaand check
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Thu August 25, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crazed woman releases crickets and worms into a NY subway train car at rush hour after being bullied by teens. Then things get weird
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you live in Singapore, you can be one of the first to get a ride from a self-driven Taxi. So as to ease in new riders, company plans on adding artificial cab driver stink to help the passengers feel more at home
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Wed August 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines introduces Chip Tags that allow people to track their luggage. Passengers can now send their baggage a post card telling them 'Wish you were here'
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Driver decides it's cheaper to just leave his booted wheels on a New Orleans street and get new rims and tires than pay his fines. With pic of tourists gawking from a streetcar
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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Tue August 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Moron pries open door of moving train and jumps off. Fark station platforms, they're for pussies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You lost my luggage and kept us on the runway for five hours before taking off!" "That will be a £25 complaint fee, please"
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Sat August 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh hell no
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kalashnikov opens gift shop at Moscow's biggest airport
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Tue August 16, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Though there was no shooter at JFK this week as first believed, the police never showed up and travelers began fighting over a conch shell for leadership
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
In latest rural craze, bored Irish teens discover the chicken game. "There is no other way to describe it than utter madness and we would appeal to young people not to engage in this activity"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Turbulence causes JetBlue flight to turn JetBrown
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Delta offers $200 vouchers to passengers stranded by the recent computer failure. Which will conveniently be offset by the airline's new $200 computer maintenance fee
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Thu August 11, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
There was no problem, we just re-landed
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
The DEA has at least 209 million reasons to keep marijuana illegal
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Nissan unveils its latest what-the-fark-is-THAT? on the streets of Rio
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