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94 headlines found matching 'passengers'
Mon October 16, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you love and hate right now?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"AirAsia apologizes to passengers for any inconvenience caused." "Including when our flight attendants started screaming 'YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE'" they should have added
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The latest drone strike wasn't in Yemen, Iraq or even Afghanistan. Although to be fair, Quebec is almost as inhospitable to foreigners
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian airport customs authorities confiscate 22 pounds of butt nuggets
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Tue October 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to visit the Titanic? Yes, the real one. The one on the bottom of the ocean. Well, if you have $105,129 burning a hole in your pocket, now you can
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Sun October 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello this is your pilot speaking, here's a 'terrifying' view from our cockpit right now as we go through this cloud to land. Enjoy
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Plane skids on runway as it lands in crosswinds. Passengers have matching skidmarks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
"Musk claimed in a follow-up Instagram the cost per seat [for his passenger rockets] 'should be about the same as full fare economy in an aircraft.' Early calculations from experts suggest this is almost definitely bullshiat"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It's been 1,000 days, still MH370 cannot be found. Is its disappearance related to DB Cooper, Sasquatch, global warming, pretty much any explanation is fair game
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Panic ensues after passenger pulls out fully operational Bible on crowded train
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
All Nippon Airways is so devoted to your comfort, they're starting to use science to SHUT THAT LITTLE FARKING MONSTER IN SEAT 34B UP ALREADY
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Sun October 01, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Uncontained engine failure"
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean cruise line gets the hero tag?
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Wed September 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. It's just that the elevator I'm in is flooding. At the World Trade Center. Why do you ask?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Netflix to make it easier to binge-watch on planes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British train operator wants people to stop leaving stuff on their trains after collecting 10,021 items during their first six weeks of operation. Shark, ironing board, barrister's wig, false teeth and leather chair - check, Paddington Bear - not yet
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Train conductor demands legless man prove he's disabled, so the guy beat him with his wooden leg. Well, he should have
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Sun September 24, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's like a cross between the ending of "The Italian Job" and that joke about wanting to die like your grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, instead of screaming and yelling, like the passengers on his bus
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unter
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair doubles the number of flights canceled today after accidentally letting all their pilots take the day off
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into catering truck at airport. Results in significant delays and saving everyone planning to order the fish
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Sat September 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair to cancel 40-50 flights per day for six weeks. Starting now. Like, right now. Might want to check if this includes one of your bookings before you go to the airport
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence recalls the longest 12 minutes of his life. Karen Pence blushes
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Sun September 10, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cruise ship fleeing Irma now stranded at sea with 4,000 passengers and unlimited booze. And the problem is?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
U.S. government "found no evidence" that United Airlines violated Dr. Dao's civil rights. I guess YouTube is blocked in government offices
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight delayed after a scorpion was found on a Glasgow-Paris plane. Despite rumors, no ninjas were detected
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pilot shares selfie of himself leaning out of cockpit while over Dubai. Apparently, some idiots think it's real: "Why you acted so dangerous that you might risk of falling and endangered all the passengers? Duh wth is wrong with you"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Trust the Chinese and their construction knowhow, riding on their planned 4,000 km/h 'flying train' will not be dangerous at all. *rolls eyes*
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Thu August 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London's Luton Airport named "UK's worst airport." However, not one to rest on its laurels, officials say it's in talks to bring United in to cement its position globally
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking: Disregard the three tornadoes on your left as we descend, everything will be fine upon landing before you take your trip to the land of Oz
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Wed August 30, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
San Diego Transit removes bus stop that was nominated for the 'worst bus stops in the nation' award
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr not happy with his Uber rating so company gives him a few tips on how to improve it. Hilarity ensues
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Do you want to greet a loved one at the airport gate, like pre-9/11 days? Bad enough to pick them up in Pittsburgh?
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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Wed August 23, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bold KLM pilot takes his passengers on an 'Oh sh*t' ride into Hong Kong during brutal Typhoon Hato in which 450 flights were canceled
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines decides to join the big boys by kicking passengers off a flight after they criticized the airline
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Australians have found MH-370. Again. CNN issues Full Blitzer Alert
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you prefer to vacation alone, with a friend or friends, or just your family?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok, tell the truth farkers, how many of you wake up b/w 3-6am for no reason and automatically find yourself checking Twitter? Bonus: You do this while you're still asleep?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Irish-based Ryanair demands airports limit passengers to two alcoholic drinks. What a buzzkill. Why should pilots have all the fun?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't fly, take the hipster long-distance bus instead
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans were all about free trade and opening up new markets? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shiatbag jogger who was arrested for pushing a woman in front of a bus turns out not to be the shiatbag jogger
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
During their honeymoon Bryan Cranston and his wife were caught having sex on a train. "My gorgeous wife says to me those three words you always want to hear: 'Get off me.'"
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Luxury cruise, worrying about pirates, basically turns off all the lights for ten days. Sounds very luxurious
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A straight flush beats four of a kind, but a mysterious flush beats thousands of passengers at Orlando International Airport
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Huh. For some strange reason, airlines aren't bumping as many passengers from flights as they used to
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Congratulations American travelers, you just set a new record: the largest number of guns confiscated by TSA in a single week. USA USA USA
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Don't be an idiot and ride with your feet on the dashboard. The airbag could force your knees through your eye sockets
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Tue August 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey from the N.S. Sherlock Institute finds that while pilotless planes could save the aviation industry billions every year, not many passengers would be willing to fly that way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're jogging and someone doesn't move out of your way? So does this guy
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For those of you afraid of turbulence: remember that you will break before the plane breaks. Wait... that doesn't help, does it?
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Fri August 04, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sewage sprayed on luggage of 380 passengers in Nashville Airport. Hope you had clean underwear in your carry on
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Thu August 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Start spreading the news / I'm leaving today / I want to be a part of it, New York, New York ♫ (not safe for work audio so keep the volume down)
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Wed August 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Plane lands, passengers opens door and exits. Everybody in the universe has a problem with this
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
1) Preheat oven to 110 degrees. 2) Season long pig with salt and pepper 3) Stuff long pig into aluminum foil tube (pack tightly) 4) Add cup of water occasionally 5) Simmer for six hours
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Tue August 01, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence, but we are just beginning our approach to Atarturk airport...I think
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Who farted, y'all?
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Mon July 31, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
French airport worker punches passenger holding a baby. Your move, United
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body parts found in the Alps could be A) plane crash victims, B) delicious, C) all the above
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(National Post)
 
 
 
You insult their cat, they smack you upside the head with a bat. That's the Quebec way
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We're running out of fuel. Prepare for landing. Autobrakes?" "Set" "Altimeters?" "Set" "Gear lever?" "Huh. Looks like the landing gear's been down this whole time"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delta pioneers entertainment service provided by the crew. With bonus racial aspect
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Sun July 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
One would almost think the airline industry doesn't really care that much about their passengers
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NYC 'Summer of Hell' transit trifecta, where even the rescue train got stuck rescuing stalled Amtrak and NJ Transit trains
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Don't you fly first class, Princess?': Ann Coulter gets trashed for bratty Twitter meltdown over airline seat
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Wed July 12, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Airport testing robot to help passengers through security checkpoints, both for efficiency and the fact that having a cold, remorseless machine tell you to take your clothes off in public IS some people's fetish
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
If you see a clown in Honduras, make sure you give them money
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rule No. 1 when joining the Mile High Club: Don't get caught sneaking out of the plane's toilet
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
In the future, Airbus aircraft will automatically eject black boxes during a crash. Passengers still get to ride it out
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Tower cam video shows entire Asiana crash and rescue at San Francisco. Admire the firefighters, shake your head at the passengers slowly escaping with their carry-ons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Delta first class passenger decides he would rather not fly to Beijing. Other passengers have a problem with this. Brawl ensues
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon makes emergency landing into gator filled pond near Disney World. Passengers happy to avoid parking fees
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
If you invested $19 million in China's car-eating giant bus, you may have been taken for a ride
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Mon July 03, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The ferry was hit by a passenger platform while backing out from Wood's Hole. That stationary platform should've watched where it was going
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
United's flight to Denver has arrived. On-time. On-fire. Guaranteed
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
New Chambers Bay Amtrak station not going over well
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Sat July 01, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
News: 14 injured in single vehicle car accident. Krusty and Bozo remain in serious condition
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Just another day on the NYC subway - an unexpected delay, a lack of seats, a snake wrapping itself around a pole
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eugene H Krabs opens a new location at the airport baggage claim
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. Throw a coin into a jet, people will call you a goddamn idiot
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Passengers will please refrain from tossing coins into the plane's engine for "good luck"
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
International flight forced to turn back due to "minor technical issue", which is airline PR speak for "the engine fell off"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Not content with assaulting adult passengers, United tries to kill a baby
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress considers not allowing airlines to forcibly remove passengers from flights. Yup, considers
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently all that spare change you left behind at TSA checkpoints really adds up ... to $867,000
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brussels train station explosion sees suspect 'with explosives belt' shot by troops as passengers flee
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Matthew Modine's new company, Hyper-Chariots, would like to launch you to your new destination. Los Angeles to New York in minutes. Yes, that Matthew Modine
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines decides that to empty planes faster two doors are better than one
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