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Headlines matching 'passengers'
Sun February 05, 2012
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(Some Guy) Interesting Passenger thwarted in his attempt to speed up the Southwest Airlines boarding process  (wbaltv.com) (20)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some Green Guys) Obvious Princess Cruise Lines gives 200 lucky passengers free upgrades to luxurious Taco Bell staterooms  (wfaa.com) (98)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Airlines say passenger demand grew 6% in 2011 ... 2% wanted lower fares, 2% wanted fewer delays, 2% wanted better service  (businessweek.com) (15)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Asinine Intent on losing all 10 of its customers, Spirit Airlines unveils a new $2 fee to protest a new rule allowing passengers to change their flight without penalty  (cnn.com) (97)


Fri January 27, 2012
(BBC) Followup Costa Concordia owner raises compensation offer to passengers from three used toothpicks to two marbles and a jar of navel lint  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Delta Airlines forced to reroute several aircraft after massive solar storm. Passengers will have to pay a $75 solar storm handling fee  (foxnews.com) (23)


Mon January 23, 2012
(LiveLeak) Scary Old lady yells at subway passengers, cloud  (liveleak.com) (75)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Body count for Costa Concordia skewed due to unregistered stowaways. Attractive young women to be interrogated about any rakish good-looking ne'er-do-wells they might have met on their trip  (bloomberg.com) (128)


Wed January 18, 2012
(The Local - Swiss) Dumbass If you fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, just let it go man, because it's gone  (thelocal.ch) (15)
(Huffington Post) Scary Airline captain tells passengers he has to delay departure so he can watch a video on how to fly the plane. Next he'll have to take training on how not to over share  (huffingtonpost.com) (30)
(Telegraph) Followup Captain of stricken cruise ship says he "Tripped and fell into life boat" - Giglio  (telegraph.co.uk) (86)


Mon January 16, 2012
(WTSP) Asinine Delta flight forced to land after two unruly first class passengers demand food and champagne  (wtsp.com) (113)


Sat January 14, 2012
(AZCentral) Spiffy One airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives free snacks may buy up another airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives snacks  (azcentral.com) (26)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Thirty years ago, an unlucky group of airline passengers went swimming in the Potomac River instead of Florida. Here's why all of aviation is now safer for it  (washingtonpost.com) (102)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Passengers on a full bus wouldn't give up their seat to a pregnant woman because in the words of one rider, "She chose to be pregnant"  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (534)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary "Hello, this is your captain speaking. Could someone please bring some oxygen bottles to the cockpit?"  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Thu January 05, 2012
(BBC) Interesting We are sorry to announce the cancellation of the 06:47 Edinburgh train due to the wrong kind of tree on the line  (bbc.co.uk) (13)


Tue December 20, 2011
(People Daily) Dumbass Before you feel up one of the lovely airline stewardesses Singapore is known for, you may want to recall that Singapore is also known for "caning"  (english.peopledaily.com.cn) (54)


Wed December 14, 2011
(USA Today) Asinine FAA: iPads safe for use in cockpit, still not safe for passengers because of 'interference'  (travel.usatoday.com) (336)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Train conductor channels Silent Bob/Indiana Jones. NO TICKET (w/photos & video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary Four things go into a pilot's pre-flight takeoff weight calculation: The plane, the passengers, and the baggage. Wait, that's only three... hmm, what's missing?  (huffingtonpost.com) (101)
(ABC) Ironic Chuck Schumer thinks that all the TSA needs to fix itself is a "passenger advocate," position to be filled by the agency that's needing help determining "right" from "wrong" in the first place  (abcnews.go.com) (98)
(BBC) Strange Honduras bans motorcycle passengers to curb ride-by killings -- a problem that's all two wheel in that country  (bbc.co.uk) (23)


Sat December 10, 2011
(CBC) Dumbass Two dogs on Toronto-Beijing flight chew through restraints, terrorize passengers, have to be physically subdued as flight diverted to Vancouver. Did I say dogs? I meant drunken RIM execs  (cbc.ca) (81)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Passengers dispute Ndamukong Suh's version of car crash events. So Suh me  (tracking.si.com) (59)


Wed November 30, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Dumbass You know you're hammered when they give you a DUI and you're just the passenger  (twincities.com) (65)
(Telegraph) Obvious To the surprise of no one, government services improve when union members go on strike  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Elliott.org) Asinine Man forced to stand for the entire duration of his 7 hour US Airways flight because the 400 pound man in the middle seat took up his seat too  (elliott.org) (458)
(Reuters) Asinine In between the romantic bike rides, beef jerky pow wows, cupcake sessions and football parties, the super committee actually made some headway towards a deal  (reuters.com) (89)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Pilot locks self in bathroom, then sends passenger with Middle Eastern accent to bang on cabin door for help. Hilariity ensues  (dailymail.co.uk) (154)
(Daily Mail) Scary Airline to Birmingham passengers at refueling stop in Vienna: "You guys are going to have to pitch in £20k for gas if you want to get home"  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Thu November 10, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Just a suggestion, but if you see a wheel fall off the plane you are in as it took off it might be a good idea to tell someone  (bbc.co.uk) (42)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like this guy. Not screaming like the hooker in the passenger's seat  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Spiffy What do you MEAN airline passengers won't pay our exorbitant fares just because we tell them?  (finance.yahoo.com) (41)


Fri November 04, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Cruise ship docks with two dead passengers. Rule 34 shows up in the strangest places  (usatoday.com) (56)


Sun October 30, 2011
(nbc) Fail Passengers stranded on plane for 7 hours with no bathrooms and water. Or, as JetBlue calls it, Saturday  (nbcconnecticut.com) (60)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious 10 ways to not being an annoying airplane passenger. Leaving your screaming children at home strangely absent  (foxnews.com) (390)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Airline passengers are always fast to get off a long flight, just not at 30,000 feet up  (lasvegas.cbslocal.com) (59)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Gawker) Amusing TSA agent tells passenger to "GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL" after finding sex toy in her luggage  (gawker.com) (195)
(The Sun) Scary There's nothing more comforting than watching workers repair the plane with duct tape just before you take off  (thesun.co.uk) (99)

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