Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'passenger'

Headlines matching 'passenger'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Lincoln Journal Star)		Old news: Nebraska man convicted of driving while drunk and naked, with truck full of naked passengers. New News: Arrested for stealing 2700 gallons of jet fuel to run his farm equipment. Fark: 1400 gallons of it remain missing (journalstar.com)	(47)

Thu May 24, 2012

Brazilian airline shaves a passenger from its flight, leaves him on the landing strip (news.yahoo.com)

(37)

Wed May 23, 2012

(MyFaceSpacedIn)		PROTIP: IF you are a Disney CM stealing an iPhone from a passenger on the cruise ship, best not take pictures of your fellow CMs, especially if the iPhone is loading directly to Facebook. BONUS: read the comments for added hilarity (facebook.com)	(102)
		Beheading and eating your fellow Greyhound passenger is bad, but if the voice of God told you he was an alien and had to be destroyed, well, that's different (nydailynews.com)	(43)

Tue May 22, 2012

US Airways jetliner en route from Paris to Charlotte, North Carolina, has been diverted to Bangor, Maine due to a suspicious passenger. Passenger was suspicious because he said US Airways had good customer service (news.blogs.cnn.com)

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Mon May 14, 2012

"For any passengers who've not visited London before, do please prepare yourselves for the capital's overwhelmingly calm and relaxing pace of life" (bbc.co.uk)

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Fri May 11, 2012

American Airlines drops highest level of service as passenger treatment now moves from insulting to abusive (businessweek.com)

(19)

Thu May 03, 2012

Reacting to the latest almost-crash caused by goose strikes, does the FAA 1) begin a goose-culling program, 2) call for jet engine re-design, or 3) hassle the passenger who took the goose-strike video? (nypost.com)

(186)

Thu April 26, 2012

(Some Guy)

Emergency crews quarantine Delta flight at Chicago's Midway Airport over passenger with "contagious disease." EVERYBODY PANIC (and put your tray-tables in the upright position) (chicago.cbslocal.com)

(107)

Mon April 23, 2012

		Murder suspect killed by passenger train. See, mass transit is good for something after all (philly.com)	(36)
		Airline passenger calls police to report a flight attendant woke him up by tapping him on the knee with a magazine as the plane taxied to the gate (indystar.com)	(73)

Sun April 22, 2012

Hot redhead singlehandedly collars Boston subway pervert after the other male passengers fold up like the Sox with a 9-0 lead (bostonherald.com)

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Fri April 20, 2012

Passenger captures bird strike on tape, milks his 15 minutes of fame (nbclosangeles.com)

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Sun April 15, 2012

Former TSA chief thinks passengers should be allowed to bring knives onboard planes. "It is time to end the TSA's use of well-trained security officers as kindergarten teachers to millions of passengers a day" (dailymail.co.uk)

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Sat April 14, 2012

"I asked if there was anything in the vehicle that might get him in trouble. He looked at a red colored gym bag in the front passenger floorboard and then hung his head down" (nwfdailynews.com)

(84)

Thu April 12, 2012

Newly digitized photos of the Titanic before it sank, taken by one of the passengers. Who would have guessed after 100 years his film would go on (nydailynews.com)

(68)

Tue April 03, 2012

Passenger rail might actually be commercially-viable somewhere outside the Boston-DC corridor (washingtonpost.com)

(81)

Mon April 02, 2012

Not news: airlines' treatment of passengers slow. Fark: ...ly Improves (abcnews.go.com)

(29)

Fri March 30, 2012

(Some Guy)

Robert A Heinlein would be so proud: Company developing "evacuated tube technology", a frictionless, mag-lev rail system that will carry passengers all over the world in capsules travelling 4,000 mph (gizmag.com)

(124)

Thu March 29, 2012

For 12,000 dollars, a Houston restaurant is offering a 10 course meal based on what Titanic passengers ate during the maiden voyage. Ice and Saltwater will be served after dessert (news.yahoo.com)

(70)

Fri March 16, 2012

(Some Guy)

The name of the possibly intoxicated woman who assaulted passengers on a jet has not been released, and 45-year-old Cari Johnson of Phoenix is thankful about that (1035superx.com)

(90)

Wed March 14, 2012

		TSA says passengers over 75 will be allowed to keep shoes on and largely avoid pat downs at Orlando International Airport, as most of the screeners there complain about having to touch people that old (sun-sentinel.com)	(75)
		Engineers design Chevy Volt concept car with streaming video, should give driver and passengers something to do while they wait for arrival of tow truck (content.usatoday.com)	(34)

Sun March 11, 2012

Bad: poor airspeed control leads to unintentional spin in an aircraft full of passengers. Good: the passengers are all skydivers (liveleak.com)

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Sat March 10, 2012

		In coach, passengers are reduced to scrounging stale peanuts and tiny pretzels out of the seat cushion, while up front, racks of lamb, fine wines, and exquisite desserts are standard fare. Here comes the science of how they do it (nytimes.com)	(118)
		World's most courteous drunk driver stops to let passenger out during police chase, then promptly dies after driving into pillar (chron.com)	(28)

Thu March 08, 2012

Fight attendants say electronic devices are now the number one cause of unruly behavior by passengers who can't understand how they can flummox a 747-8 Intercontinental with something they bought at Radio Shack (nypost.com)

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Wed March 07, 2012

		Truck in Guinea plunges into ravine, killing fifty passengers, injuring another twenty seven and impressing the hell out of faculty at Clown Car University (aljazeera.com)	(39)
		Southwest Airlines flight cancelled after a passenger came at a crew member with a box-cutter...that they found in the overhead luggage bin (chron.com)	(58)

Tue February 28, 2012

It is now completely legal for you and your passengers to extend body parts out of your car. And border collies are being paid $3500 to get the flock out of town (stltoday.com)

(25)

Mon February 27, 2012

Guess which cruise company has 1,000 passengers adrift without power after an engine fire? (bbc.co.uk)

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Sat February 25, 2012

(Longt Island Press)

It's always special when a Southwest pilot takes the time to announce a passenger's birthday. In fact, some would say it's the bomb (longislandpress.com)

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Thu February 23, 2012

		Get stabbed in the face with a pen while trying to deal with an unruly passenger on your bus? You better believe that's a suspension...for the driver (wrcbtv.com)	(22)
		Titanic's last lunch menu up for auction, shows passengers dined on roast beef, mashed potatoes, iceberg lettuce (foxnews.com)	(40)