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222 headlines found matching 'pass'
Thu August 28, 2014
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Passengers push train off of trapped school girl, this time in Dublin. Train-pushing trifecta in play
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(19)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it took a little longer than I thought it would, but we've finally had a "flight diverted because some asshat used a Knee Defender to prevent another passenger from reclining her seat" incident
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Mon August 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix founder John Sperling has passed away. No word on whether he will rise from his ashes
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Delta jet has to make emergency stop in Ireland as number of passengers onboard increases by one
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(96)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: Another morning/night double UFC event day, Fight Night 48 Bisping vs Cung Le, live from Macau at 6 AM ET on Fight Pass, then Fight Night 49, Henderson vs Dos Anjos. Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET
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(190)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to build the world's largest passenger jet in 7 minutes
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(25)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance causes shutdown of Fort Lauderdale Airport, reported to be the last ounce of passenger dignity
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(27)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk in a Beijing alley with a massive hard on? Not even once
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(42)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
How to turn your terrible password into one that will take 13 nonillion years to crack - without really changing it
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(96)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(159)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Heroin-using couple arrested after passing out in car after shooting up. Overheard muttering, "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. In the back seat"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Step 1) Pass law allowing people to carry guns anywhere Step 2) ??? Step 3) Have a handgun misfire on a busy street, killing one
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Sun August 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did $35,000 go missing from bank accounts of four passengers who were aboard Malaysia Airlines MH370? How indeed?
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(60)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man passes out drunk inside his running car at a traffic light with his two year old child in the front seat and his little whiskey bottle buckled safely into the car seat. No word if the whiskey bottle had a family sticker on the rear window
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(22)
 
(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Many cultures have their own Rites of Passage into adulthood. This is Wisconsin's
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(50)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I feel happy that Michael Bay is passing on the baton for 'Transformers 5' but I also feel sad that there's going to be a 'Transformers 5'
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taking a flight and one of your bags is over the "free" weight limit? Passenger finally does what many have been tempted to do
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Larry King takes to Twitter to offer his condolences on the passing of "Robert Williams"
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fight at golf club leaves hole in one, Jelena Jankovic almost loses her set, and US air passengers reclassified as cargo: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/3 - 8/9
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Mon August 11, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
A fellow passenger trying to get some fresh air falls out of your train. Do you: C) go ahead and finish his beer and take his belongings?
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(43)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Newly cast 'Game of Thrones' actor passes away. And now his watch has ended
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jet Blue passengers fail to pay the "extinguish the engine fire" fee
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(15)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Famous F1 driver manager: If you have to ask your team to demand your teammate slow down so you can catch up and pass, you're a farking wimp
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(9)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What excuse did a man give police for the alligator in the bed of his truck and the shotgun in the passengers seat? A) He was going to make a belt. B) He was going to have it stuffed and mounted. Or C) He was hungry
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate gets outraged that anyone wanting to become a lawyer and pass the bar exam have to disclose if they have ever had a mental illness, failing to realize anyone who wants to become a lawyer already has a mental illness
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Netflix subscriber revunue surpasses HBO's. Funny considering HBO charges so much more
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Train commuters get together and push aside a train to free a passenger who didn't mind the gap
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(43)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Never mind, you don't need to change all your passwords
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to NATO, Russia is ready to invade Ukraine as soon as it nabs a few more passwords
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(26)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Change all your passwords now
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(107)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Americans show their compassion for Ebola victims in the only way they can: threatening emails to receiving hospitals
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(165)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Because breakdowns and overflowing toilets aren't exciting enough in the Gulf of Mexico, cruise line now offering the same thrills while dodging icebergs in the Northwest Passage
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having gone almost three months, a Bangladeshi ferry capsizes with 200 passengers aboard, per service contract
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(31)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
For those rare few who have managed to actually finish a Jane Austen novel instead of passing out from boredom fifteen pages in could have learned something about British economics from the Victorian era Stephenie Meyer
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Dinosaurs, Explosions, and Decepticons has passed the $1 billion mark at the global box office, ensuring Michael Bay will continue to terrorize audiences for years to come
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(44)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree criminal trespass
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
An Amtrak train leaves New York City at 9AM, headed for Washington DC without its passengers. How long does it take before the conductor is fired?
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(101)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Humpback Whales appear in Monterey Bay, ask passersby if the nuclear wessels are still in Alameda
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this passel o' possums
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Standing room only sections on planes could result in lower fares. Most U.S. passengers immediately qualify to be reclassified as "cargo"
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Fri August 01, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"The problem with Ebola for the more sensational sections of the media is that it's too good a scare story to pass up"
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you are flying over the Atlantic at 35,000ft, please refrain from punching the window so hard it cracks. It freaks out the other passengers
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(24)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Commercial airplane passengers could soon be issued parachutes along with their boarding passes. You know, just because
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(68)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boehner calls Reid's plan to pass an immigration bill through the Senate a "nutso scheme", and he would know a thing or two about nutso schemes
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP leaders beg Obama to make executive order on immigration in order to bypass their own gridlock, literally one day after voting to sue him for the same thing
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(125)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Air passenger demands parachute and cigarettes before attacking cabin crew with prosthetic leg. Yes, drink was involved officer
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(22)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
L. Skywalker's passport application rejected. Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those 'droids
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(44)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress shall pass no laws that Real Americans don't like
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(100)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Here's a compilation of newcasters passing out on live TV, as opposed to their viewers slipping into comas
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(29)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"As the death toll from Ebola rises ever higher and the incurable disease is found in an airline passenger, a dance tune called 'Ebola in Town' is supplying the soundtrack to the fast-spreading deadly new plague"
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(47)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Resarchers find that a strong handshake passes on as many as 10 times the number of bacteria compared to bumping fists, and a high-five reduces exposure by roughly half compared to a handshake so yeah, the hell with handshakes
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(67)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With airlines being fined every week for passenger rights violations, the industry has told Congress to make the DOT back off
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(43)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just another day at Colts training camp. Notice the offensive plays, the defensive formations, the owner passing out $100 bills to fans. Wait, what?
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(16)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man wanted for passing four fake $100 dollar bills at 7-11. In other news, it's possible to spend $400 at 7-11 in one visit
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog can't handle the happiness at reuniting with a loved one who has been away for two years, passes out (warning, VERY loud whining at beginning of video)
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(22)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 12, Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown. Early prelims at 4:15 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 6 PM ET and main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox affiliate
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(263)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tired of being interrupted by beggars while enjoying a martini and cigar, compassionate conservative goes on the offensive
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clearly all those airline baggage fees are helping profits go up -- by driving more passengers to an airline that doesn't charge baggage fees
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(46)
 
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
US House of Representatives passes bill that prevents scientists at the Energy Department from doing... science
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(48)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Passengers complain that EasyJet left them stranded 200 miles from their destination. Ryanair laughs, says it considers THAT door-to-door service
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(4)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Huh...turns out it's pretty easy to shoot down a passenger jet
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin vows to strengthen Russian military to counter NATO and prevent 'external threats' from flying overhead in passenger jets, apparently
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(119)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline passenger attacked with a bottle of bourbon. Police immediately check the proof
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(19)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC Fight Night 46, live from Dublin, Ireland. Headlined by Conor McGregor vs Diego Brandao. Prelims start at 12:30 PM ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass
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(74)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know the passengers on that Malaysian airliner were already dead, right? And had been attacked by vampires?
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Passenger airplane gets shot down? QUICK, RAISE THE PRICE OF OIL
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(13)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Sad news about the passing of a fellow TFer, Deacon Blue
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(243)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The world's 59 biggest airlines collected $31.5 billion in passenger fees and charges in 2013, a 1,200% increase since 2007
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's wrong with Congress when John McCain and Elizabeth Warren can't pass a bill that should be supported by the overwhelming majority of Americans?
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(111)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Niagara This Week)
 
 
 
Drunk driver tries to fool the cops by switching seats with his passenger; forgets that the passenger is also drunk
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(23)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Congress passes a meaningful bill. Fark: unanimous vote in Senate
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(63)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 45, with Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone vs Jim Miller. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 7 PM ET and main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(134)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for passive-aggressive watermelon carving
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(47)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Starting July 21, Kentucky drivers licenses will no longer be accepted as valid identification at federal buildings. Bring your passport or stay home
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(105)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til the 7- to 8-pound rock that you and your friends dropped from an overpass hits a woman driving on the highway in the face
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(135)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check this out. Cannabis could actually cut tumor growth. Cool, huh? I know. Pretty far out. Pass me the Doritos"
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(34)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines becomes the first carrier to offer larger overhead bins. Passengers bringing their entire wardrobe on board to begin in 3...2...1
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(36)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you are pooping on the top of trains as they pass by, the Massachusetts police would like you to stop
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(82)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many states have recently passed restrictions aimed at making it harder for younger voters to vote, such as no longer allowing a student ID card to count as a valid "photo ID' for casting a ballot. You'll never guess what "color" all those states are
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(235)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Yo sucka amateurs, driving a vehicle from the driver's side is for punks from Queens, Brooklyn homeboys know that the dopest action's on the passenger side when driving
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Silly phishing scammers, Virginia EZPass isn't advanced enough for online billing
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(19)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Not News: Plane grounded by storm. News: Pilot buys pizza for all the passengers and crew. Fark: It was Domino's
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(74)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain mourns the passing of tea legend John Harney of...Ohio?
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(11)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Usually composite sketches are pretty encompassing to many people's features. This guy is screwed
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(47)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
A rare Sunday UFC event: The Ultimate Fighter 19 Finale, with the third meeting of former champs B.J. Penn and Frankie Edgar. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, televised prelims at 7 PM ET and main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(131)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Attention passengers, everything on the flight is normal, except for the fact that the captain has intentionally locked the co-pilot out of the cockpit
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(36)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New invention for airline passengers hopes to put a peaceful end to the arms race
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(51)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
MMA Doubleheader: WSOF 11, Justin Gaethje vs Nick Newell. Prelims at 2 PM ET, main card on NBC at 4 PM ET. UFC 175 Weidman vs Machida and Rousey vs Davis. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main PPV card at 10 PM ET
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(450)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Airline passengers brace for extremely busy July 4 weekend, as United customers finally make it home from their Memorial Day getaway
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(4)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Passionate kissing is "over" for couples once they've been married for three months, beating subby's over/under bet on 'three days'
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Louis Zamperini, WWII hero, Olympian, subject of the book 'Unbroken' and one of the toughest people ever to live passes away at age 97
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention passengers - Today's flight has been unexpectedly delayed. The pilot has been arrested for stripping during security screening
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(9)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of bags go missing for 53 hours on a British Airways flight. Or as United passengers call 53 hours, a brief layover
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(7)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the Civil Rights Act couldn't pass today" Because half of Congress are a bunch of uncompromising, backward hicks?
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man changes his name to Han Solo, now can't get a passport... or a date
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(46)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
United Airlines Flight 1463 makes emergency landing in Wichita, KS. after dumbass passenger opened the emergency door mid-flight
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(138)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: UFC Fight Night 43 from New Zealand, Prelims at 2:30 AM, Main card at 5 AM ET, all on Fight Pass. UFC FN 44 at a more reasonable time, Fight Pass prelim at 7:30 PM ET, TV prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(214)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bus passenger dies after altercation with off-duty bus driver. Witnesses say the off-duty bus driver threatened to send the passenger "to the moon," and perhaps even hit him "right in the kisser"
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(24)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Movoto)
 
 
 
In 1939, Maine passed legislation to make it illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. Why would you do that in the first place was never addressed
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(95)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Driver asks jogger for directions, steps out of car to display his own compass needle
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is your passport powerful? Come see this infographic to see if you have more access to the world than...say a kid from Ghana
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(76)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri legislature: Check, we passed a tax cut bill veto it if you have the balls. Governor Nixon: Checkmate, I froze $1.1 billion in spending because we are not going to have enough money because of your tax cuts
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(132)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(SC Now)
 
 
 
"Yes ma'am, we've just taken all the clothes off the mayor. He's naked." Police chief fired for being a lesbian reinstated after a referendum that passed 328-147
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(95)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study finds Monarch butterflies may use a magnetic compass during their autumn migrations to Mexico. I would have thought they upgraded to GPS by now
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(10)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Yeah, well, your FACE is a password
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(29)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever flown Air India, you will appreciate this honest in-flight safety video of what the stewardesses would really like to tell passengers. If you've never flown Air India, make a note to never do it
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airport finally makes passengers strip nude before the flight. Well... it offers them the chance, anyway
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(58)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USGS)
 
 
 
Shake and Baked Alaska. 8.0 struck Little Sitkin. Tsunami Warnings from Unamak Pass to Attu Island. Warnings being evaluated for rest of West Coast
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(167)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"More than a million Honda vehicles could be subject to an upcoming recall for Takata air bags that are at risk of exploding and shooting shrapnel at passengers and drivers, according to a person with knowledge of the matter"
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota GOP Passes Resolution Calling For Obama's Impeachment, DERP
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(259)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired after he let his drunk friend use the loudspeaker in his state vehicle to shout obscenities and make rude comments to passersby during a joyride that was idiotic and confusing by even Florida standards
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(32)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Toaster-car parks behind banana-mobile. This is what passes for news these days in Kalamazoo
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(22)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines wants to kill their passengers in a fiery wreck because they serve beer on the plane, says columnist that spends way too much time worrying about other people's drinking habits
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(176)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain's tourism minister says wannabe vacationers trapped in the country due to huge passport backlog take "staycations", under the motto "when life gives you lemons, you can always trust the government to come and shove them up your arse"
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(88)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives did something amazing, mind-boggling, stupendous, tremendous, exciting, inviting, mesmerizing: They passed an amendment to ban warrentless NSA wiretapping. Without an Obamacare repeal attempt
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(96)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Researchers plan to raise extinct passenger pigeons from dead using DNA to find out of they really do taste as good as rumoured
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(64)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Employment expert reveals that winning a job depends on a great resume, outstanding qualifications, stellar references, passing the water test. Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan's parliament passes law which bans possession of child pornography but the 'Why Bother?' law excludes sexually explicit comics, animation, adults who look like kids, and computer graphics
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(214)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Detroit man attempts to throw over a prison yard fence a football filled with narcotics and cell phones. The pass was incomplete
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(43)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Passengers complain about arbitrary rules for carry on baggage. Airlines say it's just consistent with their arbitrary policies on ticket prices, delays, cancellations
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(71)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schumacher turns a corner, still hasn't passed
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(18)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young Palestinian in what passes for summer camp in the Gaza Strip
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(26)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There are millions of us who feel like strangers in this land, an older America passing away, a new America rising to take its place." Well, I suppose passing away is what older Americans tend to do
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(403)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US surpasses Russia as world's top oil and natural gas producer. Thanks Obama
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(101)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Here's why HBO passed on an 'American Gods' series. Was it because Neil Gaiman isn't as great as his outspoken fanboys claim and the show would have been a failure with real audiences? I bet that's it
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Daily Mail summarizes England-Italy with a little bit of sports stuff, a LOT of captionable fan pics, and a sidebar warning of 50 known hooligans possibly causing chaos after refusing demands to surrender passports
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(22)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jimmy Rollins takes another small step towards Cooperstown after becoming the all-time Philadelphia hit leader, passing HOF legend Mike Schmidt
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(47)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(359)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Haters gonna paint: I don't always leave passive-aggressive notes for my neighbors, but when I do they're in the form of an 8-foot-tall painted sign
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(58)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Spain's public debt is expected to surpass the 100 percent point mark in 2015
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(21)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Always drive in the right lane except to pass. The left lane is for gunfights
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(85)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The worst part of Eric Cantor's surprising loss in VA's Republican primaries? Congress might never pass the Republican alternative to Obamacare that they've worked so hard on
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(124)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're about to embark on a passionate threesome in a car, make sure at least one of you keeps an eye on the handbrake
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(36)
 
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Police arrest Maine man for trespassing in his underwear. I don't get it, it was his underwear
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(12)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
UN bypasses North Korean concentration-camp boss, Saudi minister of adulterer-stoning and Zimbabwean mass-grave supervisor, chooses human-rights leader for top human-rights post
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(44)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Bank's "hiding in plain sight" plan foiled when kids break into an ATM using the default admin password
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(41)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sorry everyone, a computer did not just pass the Turing test
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who drove cross-country with dead body in passenger seat won't face charges, which is good news for all of us who need to clean out our trunks
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half a million Brits face ruined vacations due to huge passport backlog. Americans ask, "What's a passport?"
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(256)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eugene Goostman becomes the 1st computer program to pass the Turing test
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(53)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
People making up their wills urged to consider including who will get their passwords to various social media sites after they die
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(13)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 42, Former lightweight champ Benson Henderson vs Rustam Khabilov. Early prelim at 7:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Televised prelims at 8 PM ET and main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can California Chrome pass the Test of the Champion, or will an upstart filly steal the carnation blanket? Mix up a Belmont Breeze and place your bets: The Triple Crown is on the line at the 146th Belmont Stakes (post time 6:52 ET)
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(294)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Planet-killing asteroid will pass within a million miles of Earth. There's more where that came from
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Donald dismisses complaints about his giant new "TRUMP" sign in downtown Chicago. "As time passes, it'll be like the Hollywood sign"
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(63)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Skewered favorites - it's time to share. What do you put together when it's time to do kebabs, satay, etc? Do you separate the food so it doesn't cook unevenly or have other methods/favorites to pass along?
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(97)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
There's sound asleep... and then there's so sound asleep you don't notice the train passing over you
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(32)
 
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
OK, you got like almost 800 dead kids buried out back there, but since you're the Catholic church, we'll give you a pass on it. This time
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(103)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has heart attack during flight with 130 passengers. Luckily for him one was a USAF B1 pilot, and another one was a nurse who saved his life. Twin Hero tag beats Scary tag this time
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(135)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Air India flight forced to return to airport due to clogged toilets. According to the article, it's not unusual for passengers to flush complimentary blankets, pillows, socks, slippers and towels down the toilets. Wait, what?
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(94)
 
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
From the 1910s through the 1960s, many patients at the Willard Asylum for the Chronic Insane left suitcases behind when they passed away, with nobody to claim them
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(29)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Not news: A fifty-year-old man is placed under citizens arrest. News: After being spotted tagging an overpass. Fark: With a sharpie marker
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(35)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We have to pass the repeal bill to see what's in it" - Rand Paul
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Original 1913 non-stop open passenger cabin elevator is a marvel of both frightening and ingenious engineering
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(28)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC Doubleheader: Fight Night 41 with Munoz vs Mousasi. Prelims at 12:30 ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass. Fight Night Brazil: Miocic vs Maldonado, Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET
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(211)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois demonstrates its superior compassion in health care by spending $12 million on care for dead people, and will deal with this by trading the corpses to New York for several thousand Democratic voters to be named later
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(46)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"Deer jumps or falls from Chicago overpass into van on interstate." Yeah, I suppose that could explain it... OR MAYBE HE WAS PUSHED
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(49)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple announces it will finally launch Jobs' last passion by the end of this year: The destruction of Comcast and a 1,000 year reign of Net Neutrality
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(138)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hello Senator I am Asad, I mean Bob, yes Bob, from the New Yurk Times. Can you please give me quote about email addresses and passwords you use? This is totally legit story so don't worry
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We lost a great Farker this week. Krymson Tyde passed away suddenly on Tuesday. You guys helped me get through my dad's death. Here's hoping you can do it again. I'll have some DIT in a few min
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(268)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British Airways used to simply prop up dead passengers in their seats and pretend they were asleep. "It's what we used to do many years ago - give them a vodka and tonic, a Daily Mail and eye-shades and they were like, they're fine"
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(81)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street compass
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's news: Brain implants to cure mental disorders may soon be a thing. Future news: "Congress passes bill making voting for the wrong party a mental disorder"
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you can't hold your breath for ten seconds without passing out, you probably shouldn't be driving
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(46)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
The West Final has taken 2 days off to taunt us a second time. Can the Kings continue to have the answers to periods three? Will the Black Hawks repeat "none shall pass" or "not dead yet"? Be sure you've already got one & that it's very nice @8PM ET
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(451)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 173, with Renan Barao vs T. J. Dillashaw for the bantamweight title. Also Olympians Dan Henderson vs Daniel Cormier. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims at 8 PM on Fox Sports 1, main card at 10 PM on PPV
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(363)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils World Cup doughnuts. Japan gets green tea, France gets creme brulee, Brazil has mango passion donut, and USA has lemon cheesecake donut with vanilla cream cheese filling, topped with lemon creme and crushed graham crackers
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(23)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Betty White plays "Password" with urban slang. You won't believe how well she does. Or maybe you will. She keeps it real
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(18)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
LA passes law allowing for bi-lingual road signs. These gol-durn Hispanics why can't they learn to speak English like all the other immigrant groups before them ..wait, the signs are in English and FRENCH? And the Cajuns have been there HOW long?
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(73)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ryanair threatens to start flying to the United States by 2019, dropping passengers on Heathrow-to-New York flights at what it considers nearby airports, such as Los Angeles or Phoenix
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Murderer is let out of prison on a day pass. Worse: He fails to return. FARK: For the FOURTH time
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(51)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Man steals 5 jackets from store, security chases him, he hops on bike, gets hit by car, car fails to stop, driver charged with hit and run, passenger charged with drug possession, and hit and run victim charged with theft. THE ARISTOCRATS
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(24)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Note to oxy thieves: those pill bottles you stole from the drugstore just might be cleverly disguised GPS devices that lead the NYPD right to your Jeep Compass, and those guys tend to be a little shooty when you draw a gun on them
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(67)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hollywood portrays prom night as a magical rite of passage, an evening of romance and passion, the time when a boy blossoms into a young man. But Hollywood glosses over the part about finding your date dead in your hotel bed the next morning
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(43)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
In America all it takes to be a journalist is a cell phone camera and an internet connection. In South Korea you must pass a written exam, spend endless hours at the police station reading incident reports, and endure beratings by senior reporters
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(49)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
If the only way you can get your unpopular bill passed is to attach it to a popular bill, and then that popular bill fails because of your amendment, who is really at fault? (Hint: every damn one of them, bunch of farking unsupervised children)
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(54)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
This 34-year-old woman passed herself off as a 15 year-old sophomore to attend an East Texas high school. And it wasn't a high school for the blind
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(83)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Want to know just how vile and f'ed up the FCC plans to end Net Neutrality are? Ted "Punch my face. You know you want to" Cruz is being seen as a Hero for wanting to pass legislation that would stop it
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(108)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Well the convicted sex offender who was hired to frisk passengers at Manchester airport has finally been sacked, but what about the brain dead people that hired him in the first place?
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(18)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Military turns down 80% of its applicants. Congress expresses surprise that one out of five can pass the physical
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(98)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Newstalk KZRG)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops pull girl over for driving erratically down Route 66. News: Girl was 8 years old and grabbed wheel because mom had passed out behind the wheel
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(38)
 
(CIPD)
 
 
 
One in five new employees fail to pass probationary period at new jobs, which is surprising, because basically all you're expected to do for the first three months at a new job is wear some sort of shirt and show up on time
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(105)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeowner arrested after police trespass into his fenced in yard and shoot his 10 month old puppy
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(156)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New overwhelming DNA evidence will not get this rapist to prison for brutal 1991 rape. Because Florida. That and the statute of limitations on the case has passed
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(64)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Well, if we can't be number 1 in literacy, life expectancy, or infant care, we may as well just surpass France in wine consumption
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(34)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of lawmakers draft a bill requiring lawmakers traveling on the taxpayer dime fly coach. Chances of passage are somewhere between licking your own eyebrows and counting to infinity
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(76)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most amazing animation of Saturn passing 60,000 miles from Earth you'll see today. With bonus apocalyptic science
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(13)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
This is funnier before the passenger barfs on the pilot
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(24)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just like the passenger pigeon, .22 caliber ammunition could be easily found in every state in the Union. But these days it's extremely rare to find and nobody really knows why for sure
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(414)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not news: Wisconsin GOP passes law making it even easier for lobbyists to hand out campaign cash. Fark: Due to a drafting error it actually prohibits lobbyists from handing out any campaign cash ever
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(40)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Least-used train station in Britain sees just eight passengers a year using it, numbers that leave Amtrak seething with envy (pic)
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(31)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Pilot saves plane from crashing by deploying inbuilt parachute so the aircraft drifts safely to the ground, saving the lives of all the passengers. Why the hell doesn't EVERY airplane have one or two of these?
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Would you pass grade school today? Take this 8 question quiz and find out
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(245)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 40, with Matt Brown vs Erick Silva. Early prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims on Fox Sports 2 at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(255)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It seems JJ Abrams has passed the Star Trek director's lensflare on to Roberto Orci
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(70)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Trying to live up to its name, Discovery to air two-hour special that actually attempts to discover something. Naturally, it's whether the Russian Yeti killed nine college students in Dyatlov Pass incident
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(40)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who was photographed on the overpass taking aim on the BLM during the Bundy Ranch standoff? Yeah, he's screwed
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(509)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new Brimstone missile is so accurate it can be configured in a warhead-free mode to bring freedom to the driver of a vehicle and leave the passengers untouched
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(159)
 
(Casa de Logo)
 
 
 
Why would you pass a law that resulted in a record-number of bankruptcies in this country? Bank money, of course. Delicious bank bribery money
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(85)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
House Republicans pass bill today to start new Benghazi investigation. This is not a repeat from yesterday, last week, 2 weeks ago, last month, 2 months ago, 3 months ago, 4 months ago, 2013, or 2012. Oh, that poor, poor chicken
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(252)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bird's magnetic compasses fail when exposed to AM radio waves. In related news: People still listen to AM radio?
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(71)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby can't tell for sure if the Philadelphia Zoo has thought its new enclosed passageways for lions and tigers all the way through
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano responds to Mariano Rivera's diss over alleged lack of passion: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
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(28)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Airbus proudly announces it will be building a new fleet of flying cattle cars for American Airlines and its passengers
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(19)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
More than four hundred residents of Stanton, Iowa formed a human chain in order to pass books from the old city library to the new city library
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(50)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you get passed over for a promotion at work, just remember that a library card is just as good as a pay raise
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(45)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Chesterfield, MO City Council shocked to discover that the more tax revenue they generate, the more they have to pass on to the county tax pool. Clearly, the only answer is to secede from the county
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(49)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
So it turns out that Rob Ford didn't actually go to rehab and nobody knows where he is hiding. If everyone could please check your local bus stations and under your highway overpasses the city of Toronto would be very grateful
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(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Disabled airline passenger forced to stand for 3 hours on his flight. Apparently the crew skipped the day they trained about treating the handicapped
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(53)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
52 famous people who (probably) have herpes. Apparently Derek Jeter has been passing out more that just a few gift baskets (link deslided for your enjoyment)
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(98)
 
(Techsonia)
 
 
 
You can change your underwear now, the 25-foot wide asteroid has safely passed by Earth
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(57)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Using a bank's restroom to shoot-up heroin, then passing out, then waking up after the bank closed, then calling the cops to get out is no way to go through life, son
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many ways can you count, "Hey, Pass Me A Beer"
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Sat May 03, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U2 shuts down LAX, leaving helpless passengers Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of
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Fri May 02, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man wrecks SUV on bridge, crawls out window, jumps from bridge into neighborhood to get away from cops, forgets about passenger trapped in wreckage who's probably happy to talk to cops now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Are White Republicans More Racist Than White Democrats? Well, yes, but the gap is likely smaller than you expect, and at least both are getting better as time passes
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Thu May 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baptist churches are now passing around the collection plate...for their favorite Republican candidates
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