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200 headlines found matching 'pass'
Sat March 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Honest to God, if you pass out at a party and wake up to find a bag of jewels next to you and the bag of jewels has a laptop in it, don't waste your time pawning the laptop
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(17)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There's driving drunk, and then there's 'passed out in the car while rolling down the freeway' drunk. (caught on video)
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive wave of "compassionate leave" requests have hit employers this week because of: A) grief over family killed in the GermanWings crash, B) family home with the flu, or C) Zayn Malik quitting One Direction
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona's GOP-dominated legislature passes a bill barring women from buying insurance with abortion coverage on the state exchange, because it's high time government got smaller and stopped interfering with the free market and people's private lives
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Wed March 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russia wants to make it possible to drive from London to New York, pass by Sarah Palin's house along the way
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(117)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Since 2003 the TSA has toyed with the idea of placing "behavior detection officers" in airports across America-part of a $1 billion counter-terrorism measure known as SPOT (Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques)
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(149)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why is this night different from all other nights? Because we're serving Passover ice cream
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(13)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Number of uninsured drops by 11 million since passage of Obamacare. Republicans vow to find a way to make sure those 11 million are once again uninsured after 2016
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(227)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana legislature passes bill paving way for Sharia law
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(324)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset at California attorney who seeks to pass ballot initiative titled "Sodomite Suppression Act," community activist and professional troll responds by seeking to pass ballot initiative titled "Intolerant Jackass Act"
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lufthansa pilots' strike extended, resulting in hundreds of canceled flights and stranding thousands of passengers. Or as United Airlines calls that, Tuesday
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(6)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 62, with Demian Maia vs Ryan LaFlare. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Televised prelims on Fox Sports 2 at 8 PM ET, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10 PM ET
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(253)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunk woman strips, performs in-flight entertainment for passengers and crew (with helpful picture of a sex toy)
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(44)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fourth grade class proposes bill to name state bird. Gets more of a lesson in politics than they bargained for when the bill is linked to Planned Parenthood and then fails to pass
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(156)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There are good places to try to pass your counterfeit bills, and bad places. As an exercise for the reader, we will not state which category 'on television' falls into
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, March 2010: "If [Obamacare] passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"
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(132)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Bit9)
 
 
 
"Please try again. Your password must contain 11 capital letters, a pint of Guinness, 14 numbers, the blood of a leprechaun, 13 symbols and the luck of the Irish" (Sponsored link)
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(109)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Ryanair steps up talks for transatlantic service. Budget airline reportedly excited about opportunity to drop passengers and their luggage off on a continent they didn't want to go to rather than just a distant city
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(9)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Former homebuilder becomes a lawmaker and tries to pass a bill protecting current homebuilders from having to obey all those pesky ordinances that protect native plants from homebuilders. Homebuilders
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(71)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Passenger on United Airlines flight goes berserk after he realizes he's flying on United Airlines
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(29)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oregon adopts a fair and transparent system to streamline voter registration while guarding against fraud. As you might expect, it passed with 0 Republican votes
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(156)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher takes a selfie of himself with a backstage pass to a Noel Gallagher concert, sending Britain into a frenzy
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(19)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alav Ha-sholom to Al Rosen, 1953 American League MVP and one of the game's greatest Jewish ballplayers, who passed away last night at the age of 91
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(16)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 185, with two title fights, Anthony "Wheaties" Pettis vs Rafael Dos Anjos and Carla Esparza vs Joanna Jedrejczyk. Fightpass prelims at 6:30 PM ET. Prelims on FX at 8 PM ET. Main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(353)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fourth grader's passionate speech about 'real barbecue' will make you question what real BBQ is, cry
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(32)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's longest-serving passenger train goes into the twilight after 25 years of service, 1.16 million passengers served, and 470 circumnavigations of Earth
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(35)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This British bank is replacing passwords with your heartbeat
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(14)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama legislature goes full Wallace, passes a bill that allows any officiant or judge to refuse to marry a same sex couple
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(376)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
NASA wants to build a greener, meaner and leaner passenger aircraft for the future
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(54)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon woman lights herself on fire while driving down freeway, crashes car on overpass, exits car on fire, jumps off overpass landing on pavement 40 feet below. Survives. "Police believe the incident was a suicide attempt"
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jake Locker, who made $12.5 million as the Titans' QB and retired from the NFL at age 26, says he's found his true passion: relaxing and remodeling his house
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(104)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The police want everyone to be on the alert for wax, a marijuana-derived narcotic that's a little bit stronger than marijuana. "Sometimes someone might pass out immediately from just one hit of this stuff"
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(124)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cyclist fined for speeding after passing cars at twice the speed limit. He'll be bragging about THAT ticket the rest of his life
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(84)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Give us what we want or we let ISIS fighters have free passage"
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Solar-powered plane begins 5 month long journey around the world. United passengers wish they could travel so quickly
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(22)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
'I'm burning for Jesus. Pass me the OxyContin'
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(29)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to pass a snack to the guy in the row behind you on a flight because he's hungry ... at 5,000mph
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(28)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Seinfeld's "Mr. Kruger" passes away, donations to The Human Fund may be made in his honor
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(50)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In the future, SkyMall will once again grace the passenger seats of your airline. In an interesting twist, the new CEO promises that it will offer products "that people actually want to buy"
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(19)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
LeBron James moves to 21st place on the NBA's all-time career scoring list with 24,508 points, passing former Miami Heat teammate Ray Allen. Now only needs 300 points to pass Patrick Ewing at #20
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI pulled off over three dozen raids on so-called "maternity hotels," which are designed to allow Chinese women to give birth in the US, providing them with passports, lodging, and food and allowing them to skip the hospital bill
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Tue March 03, 2015
(QNotes)
 
 
 
Charlotte, NC city council fails to pass LGBT-inclusive ordinances over fears that child molesters will sexually abuse children, but are unwilling to go into the ladies room without permission to do so
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(45)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Doc Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby passes GO, you're gonna see some serious shiat
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
German-born college basketball star and NBA big man Christian Welp passes away at 51
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule
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(62)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California passenger train collides with vehicle near Oxnard. This is not a repeat from last Tuesday
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(22)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Area man passionate defender of what he imagines "Star Trek" to be
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(214)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 184, Ronda Rousey defends her championship against Cat Zingano, Holly Holm makes her UFC debut against Raquel Pennington. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(706)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The chances that an armed air marshal will be on your flight is dependent on the amount of fuel on the aircraft, if there's any important passengers, or if a female air marshal wants the D
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(85)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate set to pass Homeland funding bill. No word on whether Californication and Nurse Jackie will also be covered
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(47)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Newest activity trying to pass itself off as a sport: Footgolf
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(39)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A married TV presenter who took a mystery blonde stranger to a sauna then kissed her passed out and woke up without his testicles"
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(127)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. The big day. Will Tom Wheeler get new rules passed to ensure net neutrality? Will he be nothing but a two-timing dingo? Will Fark's connection get slowed down due to our support for net neutrality? Your FCC rule vote thread
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(944)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Geek asks for advice: terminally ill dad asks for wisdom to pass on to his six year old daughter
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(130)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know those laws we passed that tried to keep banks from becoming "too big to fail"? Shockingly enough, they seem to be actually WORKING, as JP Morgan is desperately trying to find ways to get SMALLER next year to avoid them
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(23)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans are so confident in their ideology that they're passing laws to prevent you from talking about it
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(115)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LinkedIn agrees to pay premium subscribers whose passwords were leaked three years ago. So, how will you be spending your $1?
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama passes the Exploding Rail Cars Assurance Act of 2015
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(341)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Pothole to car: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
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(32)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Coroner warns airlines about toxic fumes affecting pilots and passengers on aircraft, which is exactly why you don't see Taco Bell offering inflight meals
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(19)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas GOP-controlled legislature works to pass emergency "Because the world needs ditch diggers, too" bill that would allow nearly 30,000 high school seniors graduate without passing a single test. Tag is definitely NOT for the students
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(163)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pass it to find out what's in it. New and "transparent": We have to secretly pass internet regulations for you to have secret freedom
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(47)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
State Senator Jeff Jackson was the only one to go to work yesterday. So he had a great time (pretending to be) passing legislation
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(9)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Yeah that's it, that's why us Chelsea fans were chanting "We're racist and that's the way we like it" on the Paris Metro: We threw the black passenger off the train because there wasn't enough room
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(105)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago cab drivers protest ride-share services by refusing to pick up passengers in the Loop. If only there were some alternative to hailing a cab in the Loop
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(100)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk driver caught after police see him swigging from can of Special Brew on the M60. Amidst the resulting hilarity, arrest story fails to mention where the hell the poodle in the passenger seat came from, or acknowledge it in any way
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(25)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Years after Arizona tried to get rid of day laborers with the passing of the controversial HB 1070, the law is gone but the day laborers remain
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(38)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The richest candyman on the planet passed away on Valentine's Day. Let's all go drown our sorrow in a giant vat of Nutella
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(39)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman drives car off bridge. Car falls 60 ft and lands upright. Woman and her passenger are taken to hospital with minor injuries. TADA. With helpful picture of what a car may look like after falling 60 feet. Bonus: Hackensack
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The English Premier League's lucrative position as the world's best and most competitive league no longer holds true. The crown has finally been passed on, and to Spain's best division: La Liga"
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(29)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
MLB now considering changing the strike zone. Hopefully this time they'll pass the word along to the umpires
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(36)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has a secret weapon to stop Obama from vetoing the Keystone XL pipeline bill: Not passing the bill. BRILLIANT
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(175)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
10 million stolen passwords were just released - here's how to see if yours is one of them
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(71)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a day" in the pool of how long it would take Costa Concordia passengers to start suing after the captain's conviction, cruise up and claim your prize
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
JetBlue becomes first airline to accept Apple Pay for snacks and fees. As opposed to United Airlines who allows passengers to pay fees by taking out a second mortgage
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The House passes "jobs" bill
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(125)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving mysterious pilot episodes on FXX in the middle of the night
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(108)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the DoHS budget doesn't pass, only about a quarter of their employees will have to find real work
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(139)
 
(GMA Network)
 
 
 
A record 3.3 billion airline passengers flew last year. However to be fair, 1.2 billion of those were United Airlines customers who finally completed canceled flights that they booked in 2012
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(10)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seahawks' license agreement with Texas A&M over "the 12th man" set to expire in 2016, about the same time as fans' bandwagon passes
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(33)
 
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
When did Mel Brooks consider Spaceballs 2? NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Go back to then What? THEN I can't Why not? We passed it When?Just now When will then be now? SOON
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(58)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you rob a guy, leave your bus pass in your abandoned getaway car and then take lots of pictures of your stolen money with your phone at your house, you probably DO deserve the title "Britain's Dumbest Criminal" (pics)
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(12)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong
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(5)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
25 worst passwords of 2014 still has the perennial reigning champion as number one
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(71)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Pork sales will pass beef for the first time since 1952. However, that's only if you include the $2 trillion worth of pork spent each year by Congress
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(14)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed
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(388)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Open Carry leader threatens to kill lawmakers for passing gun law. "That is how serious this is"
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(244)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air passengers shocked after seeing a "snow penis" the ground crew drew on the tarmac. Ryanair's WINNING comment: "Our ground crew excel at 25-minute turnarounds, art isn't their forte. They've clearly forgotten to draw wings on their snow airplane"
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(76)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas ready to pass a bill to allow open carry of weapons in the state, but the law would prohibit two of the most prominent open-carry advocates from packing, because of the times they were arrested while demonstrating for open-carry laws
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(102)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Seattle CB Richard Sherman will have Tommy John surgery. Team spokesperson confirms that the bad tendon will be transplanted to Russell Wilson so he never again tries to throw another pass from the one yard line
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(224)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The driver said the gun belonged to a friend. The passenger said the gun belonged to the driver. The computer said the gun belonged to the Austin Police Department
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(52)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD compares drunk driving to Russell Wilson's decision to pass the ball on the one-yard line
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ann Mara, matriarch of the NY Giants family, has passed at 85. Kate--if you need a shoulder to cry on, call me
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(12)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Malton Mercury)
 
 
 
British Intelligence is carting around an original, fully working World War II Enigma Machine to public schools to try and convince students to sign up to be spies. TAKE MY PASSPORT, BRITS (pic)
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(34)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Will Beast Mode finally get Beasty? Can Russell Wilson complete a pass? Have Tom Brady's balls been inspected during halftime? And what the hell was up with Katy Perry's dress? It's Superb Owl XXXXVIIII (2nd half edition)
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(2349)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting as many people as possible in a VW Beetle. New hotness: Putting 4 dead deer and 4 passed out drunks in a Mini Cooper (Some graphic images in article)
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber angrily confronts 12 year-old tresspassers
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For you cheap bastards who gave up cable for your neighbor's wifi and your dad's Netflix password, you can forget juggling pirate streaming sites this year - NBC is streaming the Superb Owl in HD for free
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(122)
 
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Animator Phil Robinson passed away last Wednesday. Amongst his many works are the creations of Erin Esurance and that evil yellow bastard that will make you cringe as you grip your toenails in awkwardness
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(42)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Miss Marple" actress Geraldine McEwan dies at 82 of stroke. It's no mystery why she passed on
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(14)
 
(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Pedestrians wanting to go downtown in one British city have to pass a breathalyser first
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(29)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 183, Anderson Silva returns from a catastrophic leg break to fight Nick Diaz. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(424)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant has successful shoulder surgery. Doctors conclude the injury was caused by making the unusual move of trying to pass the ball during a game
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(12)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Sure, Christmas has passed, but Geekology has just found the perfect present for your conservative relatives; Homoerotic dinosaur romance
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(30)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more certain that the only thing that can stop them from taking the White House in 2016 is Sarah Palin. "I frankly think that her time has passed"
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(167)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seattle makes aggressive move to unseat San Francisco as the Nanny State Champion of the Nation, passing law that makes it illegal to throw food out with the garbage. "We want to encourage composting"
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Mon January 26, 2015
(Core 77)
 
 
 
Dutch bridge plays whack-a-mole with passing sailboats
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Massive 1500-foot long asteroid will pass within 745,000 miles of Earth on 26 January 2015 at 11:19 AM EST. So if you're reading this now, it was a clean miss
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(24)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how do we really know that the drunk, passed out woman didn't want to be set on fire? I mean, some people just like to be set on fire, you know"
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(121)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey police pull man over in HOV lanes, find two kidnap victims in the back seat. Well, that's one way to get enough passengers to meet the HOV lane passenger requirements
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(27)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 14, Live from Stockholm. Alexander Gustafsson vs Anthony "Rumble" Johnson. Fight Pass prelims at 4 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 5 PM ET, main card on local Fox affiliates at 8 PM ET
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(241)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Here's a sentence you've never seen before: "Energy companies pass on savings from falling prices to consumers"
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(16)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker who wants high schoolers to pass a civics test before graduating: "I know World War II was started Dec. 7, 1941." *Poland side-eyes*
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(197)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For today's court testimony edition of "Dear Penthouse" we have a flight attendant describing how some unruly passengers were trying to join the "Mile-High Club"
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(62)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AirAsia jet's alarms were "screaming" before crash. Not unlike the passengers
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gave your buddy your Netflix password? Welcome to 10-20 years in prison
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(141)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
83-year-old woman arrested for opening can of whoopass on 87-year-old husband. Difficulty: Both of them forgot what they were fighting about
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's one thing to kindle the flames of a woman's passion with a song, but it's quite another to actually set her on fire while you sing about it
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After further review, the ruling on the field is confirmed. Tony Verna passed away at the 81 yard line. St. Peter will not be charged with a team timeout
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(12)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
While smoking pot is now entirely legal in the state of Washington, "puffing and passing" is still felony "marijuana distribution" according to state law
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(88)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
One dead, I-75 closed "Indefinitely" after overpass collapse north of Cincinnati
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(175)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California's economy passes Russia and Italy. Which is about as impressive as saying your football team is better than the Titans and Jaguars
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(49)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Arizona requires students to pass a civics test before graduation. High school seniors immediately begin studying all cars made by Honda
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(107)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James becomes the youngest NBA player to reach 24,000 points, now passing career point totals of Charles Barkley, Vince Carter, Minnesota Timberwolves
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(35)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Instant replay inventor passes away. Viewing to be held at 1:00 p.m. And again at 1:02 p.m. And twice at 1:03 p.m
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(35)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 59 from Boston. Conor McGregor vs Dennis Siver and Cowboy Cerrone vs Benson Henderson. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10 PM ET
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(321)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Remember back when Obamacare was passed that the detractors cried out that "Obamacare will cause rationing of healthcare"? Um, wrong
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(144)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(How It Works Magazine)
 
 
 
Can you do a loop-the-loop in a passenger jet? A barrel roll, sure, but a loop-the-loop?
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(45)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of man with sword in train station terrifying passengers. Find role-playing teen with wooden sword, head scarf because Thursday is "Ninja Day." Good thing it wasn't "Terrorist Day" Friday
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(36)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack has surpassed one million units sold, putting it on-par with Frozen
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(83)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia taxi passenger tips a cabbie $1,000 on a fare of $4.31. In other news, you can take a cab somewhere in Philadelphia for under five dollars
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(23)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager sends a "letter to heaven" with a balloon to her father who passed away from a brain aneurysm in 2010 - finally gets a response
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A drunken passenger has been pulled off a WestJet flight in Canada and arrested after he stole the aircraft's megaphone"
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(37)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man goes from coach to private single passenger Delta chartered flight Difficulty: No upgrade fee
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(83)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats: "Sure guys, you can pass Keystone XL pipeline. Let us just add all these environmental amendments to make sure it'll bite you in the ass while still trying to prevent the ecological disaster you're gonna create"
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(447)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airbus A350: "Please fasten your seat belts and exhale, since a fully expanded chest may cause discomfort to other passengers"
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(37)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Indiana state Senate panel passes bill for harsher beheading penalties, which should really cut down on the numbers in the state
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(66)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up after passing out at party to find a dick tattooed on her shoulder. Classic dick move
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(103)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What can you do with 0.2 seconds on the shot clock and an inbounds pass? Trevor Booker's tap shot of course
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(10)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man jumping onto interstate from overpass during rush hour creates huge mess. There was an accident, too
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(63)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
While its not unusual for some time to pass before the body of an elderly person living alone is discovered, it is a mite odd that it took a YEAR to discover a 94-year old woman's body, since her daughter lived right above her in a duplex
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(23)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forty-one years have passed since I wrote my note but I should have known this right from the start
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(41)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New Mexico DOT officials are frustrated because drivers keep messing up the paint on their new overpass. So stop crashing, please
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(29)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Ziplock bags let you pass through Florida DUI checkpoints unmolested. They also can hold ice for your cocktails
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(258)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 182, Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier for the light heavyweight title. Also Donald Cerrone vs Myles Jury. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Televised prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(471)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Seattle is passé, Frisco is old, so the hot new Liberal mecca is ... Medellín, Colombia
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(73)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Snowmobilers dig out a moose buried after an avalanche. "That kind of karma is something we don't pass up"
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(24)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Baltimore City Paper)
 
 
 
Showing they have at least a passing familiarity with the concept of "journalistic integrity," Baltimore Fox News affiliate fires the reporter and cameraman who edited video of a rally to falsely claim the demonstrators were chanting "kill a cop"
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(49)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida couple trapped in unlocked closet for two days are arrested for trespassing, stupidity
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(46)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
I remember the year the music died; 2014 version. BONUS: Not a slideshow. DOUBLE FARKING BONUS: Songs from those who passed included
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(36)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italian ferry with hundreds of passengers catches fire in the Adriatic Sea and CNN still has one wish left
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(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a momentary break from their relentless pocket-lining, backstabbing, incompetence and graft, NY and NJ legislatures unanimously pass measure to de-sleaze the Port Authority. Naturally, Cuomo and Christie are vetoing it
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(46)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Coral Springs Talk)
 
 
 
Normally, it's a pass on a male model who claims to have found the best public restroom in Fark's favorite state, but this guy may be right
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(35)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Amendment to ban red light cameras passes with 73% of the popular vote. The cities' response? Sue the voters
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(136)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger flips out, gets thrown off the plane because: A) Wi-Fi doesn't work. B) cabin is too warm. C) workers wished him Merry Christmas
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(175)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Cubans have found a unique, albeit semi-legal way around their country's practically nonexistent internet access - external hard drives passed from person to person"
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(36)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday night MMA: UFC Fight Night 58, Lyoto Machida vs C. B. Dollaway, Renan Barao vs Mitch Gagnon. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, televised prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(109)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk behind the wheel, engine running, stereo blasting and wearing an Elf on the Shelf costume, is no way to go through life son. Why yes, there is a pic
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(12)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention passengers: Yes, it's a long flight and we have a baby continually crying, but please do not drag the mother into the aisle and beat her senseless
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(150)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
Fall asleep in front of the TV much? This gadget monitors your pulse and breathing and will pause your shows when you pass out
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man offers a free round the world trip with only two requirements. 1. Be named Elizabeth Gallagher. 2. Have a Canadian passport
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(31)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Senate okays Blinken for number 2 job at State Department. Winken and Nod angry at being passed over
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turbulence injures fourteen on American Airlines flight. No word on why the airline would expose the passengers to a Ray Liotta/Lauren Holly film from the 90s
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(38)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Legendary Detroit newsman Bill Bonds died this passed weekend. Here is a Not safe for work-language blooper reel
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(23)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselback uses Sydney hostage taking to justify torture. You know what's really torturous? Watching your husband play football. How the HELL do you miss that pass? HE WAS RIGHT THERE. God, it's like I'm watching the Jets
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(100)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Porn star passes California bar exam. Will ensure that all evidence will stand up in court
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(149)
 
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant passed Michael Jordan on the all-time NBA scoring list. MJ heard mocking Kobe Bryant saying he has more rings than him and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar heard saying how cute they are arguing over points and championship rings
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(40)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 13, Junior Dos Santos vs Stipe Miocic live on free TV. Fight Pass prelims at 3:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 Prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate. Also WSOF 16, Fitch vs Palhares afterward
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(352)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
While you were pretending to care about the latest budget nightmare to pass the House, they quietly passed a bipartisan bill to strip you of what is left of your privacy rights
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(71)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Gas stations have been intentionally slow to pass along their savings to customers
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(31)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: The Ultimate Fighter 20 Finale, with Carla Esparza vs Rose Namajunas for the inaugural strawweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(144)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
United prisoners...err, passengers stranded in Canberra, unable to leave the airport
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the passage of the Cromnibus bill, a disappointed Hannity slams Bohner with the harshest indictment imaginable: "Democratic Party-lite"
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(75)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Congressional leaders are VERY unhappy that people are daring to ask how, exactly, legislation de-regulating big banks and undoing Dodd-Frank reforms they have complained out for years just happened to find its way into the "must pass" spending bill
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(149)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin wants you to know that if the Omnibus Spending Bill passes Obama is going to take your money and give it to illegal aliens
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A cunning plan not thought all the way through: Spain passes a law allowing Spanish news outlets to charge Google a service fee anytime their publications show up on Google News results. In response Google shuts down Google News in Spain
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(137)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Cornwall Free News)
 
 
 
After bankrupt owner stops paying players, fans of a Canadian lower-tier pro hockey team are now passing buckets around at home games to make sure the team is paid SOMETHING
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has just discovered that anyone with a valid driver's license and the ability to pass a drug test can be hired as armed security guards
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(104)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study shows the most annoying airplane passenger is...you. Yes, you. In seat 34-B. STOP KICKING MY F*CKING SEAT YOU JACKBAG
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(194)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Folks, this is your Captain speaking. We're going to have to divert the plane, as it has come to our attention that there are more passengers on the plane than listed on the manifest
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(51)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
In latest triumph for the cruise industry, passengers on a luxury liner off New Zealand confined to their cabins to prevent what is officially being called "norovirus pukefest"
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(37)
 
(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Passive aggressive gifts for kids whose parents you hate. Heh heh heh. Oops, I mean Ho ho ho
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(102)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
So, if 2014 has proven anything, it's that liberal policies pass while conservative politicians succeed. This conundrum means that liberal groups are going balls to the wall in an initiative drive for 2016 that will make states more socialist
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentleman, fasten your seat belts and exhale, since a fully expanded chest may cause discomfort to other passengers
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(33)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 181, with two title fights. Hendricks vs Lawler II and Pettis vs Melendez. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, and the main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(293)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Civilian Navy engineer charged for attempting to steal, pass schematics of USS Gerald R. Ford to Egypt. Why anyone would want a ship that will be eaten by wolves is anyone's guess
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(80)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Women's MMA: Invicta 10, with Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson vs Herica Tiburcio for the atomweight title. Starts at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(116)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What happens when the passenger seated next to you kicks the bucket in mid-flight? Well since the FAA doesn't have an answer at all, pretty much every airline is on their own to deal with the stiff
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(84)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Help me Prudie: A cousin fat shamed me into throwing the potatoes at her rather than passing them and now my family wants me to apologize
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(98)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
North American airlines profits to rise 73% in 2015 due to lower oil prices. All admit it will now be difficult asking passengers to chip in for fuel before they can take off
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House unanimously passes bill, stripping Social Security benefits from illegal immigrants. Subby did not see that coming
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(89)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sony employees decide to make things easier for hackers this time around, by storing passwords in word documents
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(30)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK just banned a bunch of interactions between taxi drivers and passengers, here's a maybe not safe for work list of these acts
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(126)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on me: Un-installing Tinder from your smartphone in front of your wife. Fooling none of the 1,199 commenters: then promptly activating the phone's passcode feature
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(229)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dan Quayle's mother passes awaye
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(50)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never-Ending-Pasta-Pass used to feed Olive Garden food to the homeless. Way to kick people when they're down
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines are already written: "Masturbating Passenger Causes Premature Landing For Virgin Flight"
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(44)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So what has former NFL quarterback Tyler Thigpen up to lately? Well he was busted for DUI after passing out in his car at a Wendy's drive-thru
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're still trying to pass off 6-month-old green cheese to your guests, science has some good news for you
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(9)
 

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