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181 headlines found matching 'pass'
Thu February 11, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lakers rookie D'Angelo Russell finds out that a LeBron James bullet pass is fast. Painfully fast
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(13)
 


Wed February 10, 2016
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Flight attendant accidentally delivers more than just the complimentary bag of peanuts to passenger
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(95)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican legislators did not pass a law that bans gay sex, but they did implement much needed protections for the state's chickens
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(38)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Record number of Americans dump their passports for tax reasons. Hear that, Bundy family?
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(278)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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(91)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's 'near miss' involving three passenger planes comes to you courtesy of Melbourne Airport
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(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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(57)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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(152)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 82, with former WW champ Johny Hendricks vs Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson. Also Roy "Big Country" Nelson vs Jared Rosholt. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(182)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Force Awakens has just surpassed $900 million at the US box office, propelling it to over $2 billion globally. It looks like Star Wars: The Ewoks Revenge will have some big shoes to fill. Yub yub
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(49)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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(70)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google to expand self-driving car testing to Washington State. Apparently they want to put them through the toughest driving conditions in the nation - stopping every other block at each coffee shop they pass
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Thu February 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth, Wind & Fire founder Maurice White has passed away at 74, because if you're an entertainment legend in 2016 that's the way of the world
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Wed February 03, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The 20 highest-rated shows on Netflix show you're not alone in your binge-watching. Now pass me the tub of Ben & Jerrys
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(82)
 
(PEN International)
 
 
 
Our friends the Saudis can indeed be compassionate, and have reduced the death sentence for a dangerous poet to a mere 8 years and 800 lashes
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(323)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft says after six months Windows 10 has passed XP in number of users. The news will eventually reach Vista and ME customers just as soon as their computers finally boot up
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(89)
 
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
If you want to buy the new Ford GT, you'll have to pass a Ford loyalty test first
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(63)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Passengers' luck goes from bad to worse following explosion that rips massive hole in airliner as they are forced to land in Somalia
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(73)
 
(F1i)
 
 
 
Formula 1 imposed a record number of fines last season for infractions such as passing other cars
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(42)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you don't want hackers to take control of a $200 million NASA drone, have the network admin change his SSH password to something other than the default
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(42)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tough guy threatens to break the legs of the passenger kicking his airplane seat. Fark: A 7-year-old kid
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Sat January 30, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 18, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Ryan Bader and Josh Barnett vs Ben Rothwell. Fight Pass prelims at 3:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Punk Rock isn't dead but it has reached middle age as one of its prime movers celebrates his 60th Birthday. Happy B-Day Johnny Rotten. Bonus: He's now eligible for a bus pass
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
From Tarkenton to Staubach to Elway to Cunningham to Young to Newton: the evolution of the running and passing QB
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(24)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Uber experimenting with putting a children's toy in the back of cars to distract drunk passengers so they don't distract the driver. Will next try to distract drunks by dangling shiny keys and using a toy that makes animal noises
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Representative Mia Love brings forth one of the most common sense pieces of legislation ever presented to Congress. Sadly it doesn't stand a chance of passing
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(112)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jet fuel costs are way down. Let's see how that affects passenger ticket prices
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(42)
 


Sat January 23, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guess which state finally realized that their residents are too stupid to drive?
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Passionate calligrapher makes 10-ft long ink brush to set world record for worst case of writer's cramp
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(32)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent wants "chimpass punk" Obama to be "tried for treason and hung"
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(114)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck suffers a crisis for what passes as his conscience after learning Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump; "She's abandoned her principles. Maybe the liberal media was right about her after all"
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(75)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crazy 'alien being' surfs the clouds looking to troll UFO seeking airline passengers, gets one hook, line and sinker
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(51)
 
(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
A man faces charges for unlawful possession of a firearm... and bacon
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(36)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Your password sucks horse battery staples
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(78)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Latest effort to protect the French language comes as the government demands a standard AZERTY keyboard, prompting despair from everyone who uses QWERTY as their password
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(58)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parents, as your teens approach driving age, remember it's important to teach them about safety - not texting, not carrying many passengers, not driving at night. Then remember that they're ignorant little snots who will ignore everything you say
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(25)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
You know how safe you feel logging into your bank when they send you a specific password by text for that login? Fraid not
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(10)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could you pass David Cameron's English test and avoid deportation?
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(17)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Large bird has head-on collision with passenger plane during landing. Yeah... that'll buff right out
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(87)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make single-payer happen. It's not going to happen, and we should be thankful that we were able to get Obamacare passed at all
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United CEO recovering after a heart transplant. Passengers shocked that a United Airlines executive actually has a heart
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Sun January 17, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 81, with bantamweight champ T.J. Dillashaw defending against former champ Dominick Cruz. Also Anthony Pettis vs Eddie Alvarez. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 Main card at 10 PM ET
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta FC 15, with two title fights: Christiane "Cyborg" Justino vs Daria Ibragimova and Livia Renata Souza vs DeAnna Bennett. Streams at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(106)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After still further review of the further review of the review of last week's ruling on the field, the pass is sort of ruled incomplete. And just for good measure, NFL rules are ruled incomprehensible
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Formula 1 cars will not pass 25 per cent more loudly in 2016 than they did last year
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(15)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out breakfast is the most important meal of the day only if you're a growing child or work in the fields. But if you live a sedentary lifestyle like the rest of us fat asses, pass on that plate of waffles and don't eat until lunch
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jack Lew asks Congress to pass legislation to help Puerto Rico, GOP responds by entering bills to authorize use of force, limit immigration from Puerto Rico, and defund Obamacare
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(26)
 
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
First rule of winning Powerball: claim your prize first. Not appear on the Today Show, then call your neighbors to put up 'no trespassing signs, THEN claim the prize
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "paperwork will be quick on this one" department: man flees cops on foot, falls to his death off overpass, landing in cemetery
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(52)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man throws loads of money to the heavens at bus stop, passersby pick up the cash and hand it over to the police. Have you people no morals?
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(15)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican Tea Partier says that President Obama is " using the Christian tradition and trying to bring about compassion by bonking Republicans over the head with the Bible"
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(107)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your gut microbiota is so messed up, you'll need to go back in time and kill your great great grandparents to fix it. P.S. Could you take out Hitler while you're passing through 1920?
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google: Our driverless cars have never crashed. Safety experts: What about those 13 times the human passenger had to intervene at the last minute to avoid one? Google: Our driverless cars have never crashed
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(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Another week, and what have you done? Three more words written and ideas far flung. Will you regale us with tales of the past? The present? The future? All things must pass. THIS is your Fark Writer's thread "Leaving on a jet plane" edition
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(68)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
If you've been curious as to why you haven't heard anything from Bowie's ex-wife Angela on his passing, it's because she was apparently a contestant on the UK edition of "Celebrity Big Brother" and so didn't even get the news until last night
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
'60s and '70s gender-bending icon of glam rock passes away. This is not a repeat from last night
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since news of David Bowie's passing hit the world, tributes and eulogies to Bowie have run in all the places you'd expect: Rolling Stone, NME, People, Entertainment Weekly, The Vatican's L'Osservatore, CNN...wait. back up one
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(52)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kerplunk. I passed it. With pic
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(715)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Minnesota Vikings beat the Seattle Seahawks or will the Seahawks br-br-bring a victory home with them? Will the Green Bay Packers beat the R-words or will Washington send Green Bay packing? Here is your Sunday game thread, kickoff at 1:00 ET
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(2010)
 


Sat January 09, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Over 800 sex offenders live in Tampa, most clustered in one neighborhood, so city to pass ordinance banning them from said neighborhood
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(161)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attacking other passengers on the flight? TAKE HER TO DETROIT
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(32)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The flying car has been invented. Difficulty: By the Chinese, and it won't carry passengers more than 220 pounds
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(76)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House passes Obamacare repeal, sending message to the president. We have a bit of that message now: "WooooOOOOOO pffffffffffffft *slurp slurp* Awoooooooooooooooga zzzzznaaahoowpp *Boehner crying montage*"
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(176)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Greyhound driver leaves bus full of passengers to freeze while he naps in a La Quinta room. Greyhound management says, "Passengers could have waited all night in McDonald's. Thanks, Obama"
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(80)
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Kentucky court asked to decide whether drones can trespass, and when it's OK to blow them out of the air above your house
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(98)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Attention passengers, this is the captain. "Sit back and enjoy your flight. One small issue - the extra weight of your checked baggage, combined with unusually strong headwinds may cause us to run low on fuel before we reach our destination"
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(88)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
LastPass adds a password recovery feature that allows no one to retrieve your passwords
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three more elements have been added to the Periodic Table since the recent Japanese announcement. There was a fifth element, but it got multipassed over by the selection committee
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(34)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The protesters are demanding 5 million dollars and safe passage to 1874
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(80)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Non-Local Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
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(205)
 


Sun January 03, 2016
(Splash24/7)
 
 
 
The first mate and his skipper too, they did their very best. But that just wasn't good enough, to pass the breathalyzer test
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(28)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 195, with Robbie Lawler vs Carlos Condit for the welterweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(291)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top 10 ways passengers of budget airline tried to avoid baggage fees in 2015, includes "A passenger refused to comply by repeating 'me no speak any English'" and "Two pairs of jeans were doubled up and worn as a 'double denim' scarf"
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(53)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You know your friends are worthless if they leave you passed out in the driver's seat of your car with your foot on the pedal so the wheels spin until the tires melt down to the rims
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(58)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The trailer for Deadpool has already arrived, Merry Christmas and pass the chimichangas
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(75)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Airport license revoked and 3 air traffic controllers suspended, after plane carrying 53 passengers hits herd of wild animals off of runway. "Airport officials informed that leopards and pythons often stray onto the runway"
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(36)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
An asteroid will be passing by earth on Christmas Eve. And despite it being 1.24 miles wide and 6.6 million miles away from earth SOME PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO PANIC
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(50)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
This sort of thing would never happen if we would just pass some reasonable pool cue-control laws
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(49)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida woman arrested after attacking husband for farting
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(38)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant jump shot with 5.8 seconds left tops Clippers in thrilling finish. And just for good measure he blocked Chris Paul's attempted game-winner
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(5)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Al-Shabab terrorists on Kenyan bus: "Christians, step forward." Muslim bus passengers: "I AM SPARTACUS"
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(146)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Homeless people have been sleeping and bathing at LaGuardia Airport. Although it's hard to tell if they're really homeless or just United Airlines passengers waiting for their connecting flight to arrive
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(44)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Obit: "Oliver Boldizar passed away in Santiniketan, India, at 11:11 AM on 11-11-15 from complications resulting from living life his own damn way." Not a bad way to go
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(18)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Teddy Bridgewater is 1st NFL QB since 1964 with 85+ comp %, 4+ pass TD, 0 INT & rush TD in a game. Almost perfect
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(126)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congress tries to close tax loophole that benefits hotels and casinos but costs billions. Lobbyists draft 54 words to reopen the loophole, pass them along to recipient of tons of Casino cash Harry Reid and..voilà
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(53)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Quietly snuck into the omnibus spending bill that was passed last Friday was a small measure that lifted the federal ban on medicinal marijuana. Subby is now struggling with glaucoma
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(105)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tim Roth explains how he ended up starring in FIFA-financed flop United Passions. "I had two kids in college so I had to make a decision and it was probably poorly judged, but once you make that decision you have to follow through"
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(69)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 17, Rafael dos Anjos vs Cowboy Cerrone for the lightweight belt, plus Junior dos Santos vs Alexander Overeem. Fight Pass prelims at 3:30 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox station
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(306)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Movie theater chains face antitrust investigation by the Justice Department. Which doesn't even include charges of fraud for continually trying to pass off Adam Sandler films as entertainment
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(23)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ lawmakers pass school bill requiring mandatory fun
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(42)
 
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Teen hacker scams $150,000 from airline passengers after they fall for the old "your flight was canceled, send more money to rebook" trick
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(21)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
For the 100th time, if you're operating a Ferris wheel late at night, make sure all passengers are off before turning out the lights and going home
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(25)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NBA head case Rajon Rondo tries to pass off a new apology
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(43)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
It turns out MacKeeper whose primary form of advertising is popup ads may not be the most security conscious company, stored passwords in a publicly accessible database with a MD5 hash
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(26)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
One thing you don't want to hear from your fellow passengers during a flight is that a part on the wing appears to be at an "irregular angle"
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(68)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having surpassed $100M, thereby making it the most successful Kickstarter ever, Star Citizen tosses a bone to backers, releases massive new update to make sure people don't think it's a giant-SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(163)
 


Sun December 13, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Phase 1: Steal limo with passengers inside to be 'funny'. Phase 2: ???????? Phase 3: Go to jail for kidnap/false imprisonment, grand theft auto and resisting arrest
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(26)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 194 with Jose Aldo vs Conor McGregor for the undisputed featherweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(598)
 


Fri December 11, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Forgotten password" requests by employees cost Volkswagen $1 million per year. You can buy a lot of emission test-rigging software for that kind of money
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(61)
 
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
'States' rights' is totally about letting residents of a place decide their own laws, which is why Kentucky passed a law barring cities from passing their own stricter gun regulations
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(167)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Thursday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night, with Rose Namajunas vs Paige VanZant, Prelims at 6:45 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fight Pass
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(246)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston's MBTA takes its new driverless subway train for a ride, much to the surprise of the MBTA and the passengers on board
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(58)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Airlines passes along millions of dollars of lower fuel costs to its passengers by offering free mini bags of pretzels
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(19)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
Louisville: "We're putting out an RFI on fiber ISPs." AT&T: "Pass." Google: "We are considering expanding our Google Fiber service to Louisville." AT&T: "We're bringing our gigabit internet service to Louisville"
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(75)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Update on Evan Leversage. Evan passed away peacefully this weekend. Thanks to all who sent cards and well wishes. He truly loved receiving the cards
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(34)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Santa ejected from Winterfest for not passing criminal background check, not being 'official' Santa organizers had hired
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(24)
 


Sat December 05, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
We quoted these bloody and vengeful Bible passages to passersby, but told them that they were from the Quran. Let's see if anyone notices
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(207)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ One million bottles of beer are recalled, one million bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer are recalled ♪
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(40)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Sears is like a rudderless ship, devoid of compass heading, manned by a demoralized crew and worth nothing more than the old rotten boards and nails it's made of"
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(77)
 


Thu December 03, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Congress: We'll get right on these mass shootings, America. Right after we finish passing these bills that we know will be vetoed
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(222)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
House passes Every Student Succeeds aimed at replacing No Child Left Behind, will next pass Screw It - Here's Your Diploma, Hair Net, Smock And Name Tag
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(57)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice issued ticket for talking to TMZ while being illegally parked in the white zone at LAX; he failed to remember that the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone
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(64)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
First commercial passenger flight lands in Antarctica, charges $5000 penguin handling fee
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(32)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Local IL governments to Springfield: hey we have actual cities and counties to run here that depend on the revenue the state collects, so if you and the Gov could end your six-month long pissing contest and pass a frickin' budget, that'd be lovely
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(95)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Newfoundland's oldest resident dies at 109, leaving behind six kids, 60 grandkids and looks like we've found out what people do to pass the time in Newfoundland (besides drink)
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(36)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
News: Woman facing federal charges for threatening to slit a passenger's throat and forcing a plane to divert to New Orleans, Fark: The woman is Lindsay Lohan's stepmother
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(35)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Trains delayed "due to an usually large passenger"
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(25)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
You shall not pass
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(13)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Twas the day before Thanksgiving, when all through the house, the roaches were stirring, while naked mom was passed out drunk on the couch
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(23)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"Regardless of what anyone thinks about the conditions of carriage, they are there in the interests of our passengers' safety and to react in such a violent way because you've been told you can't take a bike on board defies belief"
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(34)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Airbus patents a new idea that it claims could slash the amount of time it takes for passengers to get on and off the plane. It's rather out-there, but it's also genius
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Have a year off and need something to do? Bring your passport and take the ultimate trip - A $75,000, 365-day, 34 country travel adventure. Planes, trains, automobiles, and more
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(36)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airline passenger jailed for 11 months after unleashing racial abuse on fellow flyers, biting a policeman, rubbing wine on his genitals and making lewd gestures to an air hostess during a drunken rampage. This gives someone, somewhere a bingo
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PSA: if you scored lower than 150 on the LSAT, you shouldn't be going to law school, because you won't pass the bar exam. Then again, if you scored lower than 150 on the LSAT, you probably can't read this
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(83)
 


Tue November 24, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Rock's ex-wife may have illegally obtained a South African child and tried to pass it off as a legal adoption. And then it gets weird
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(45)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Airports will now place alcoholic drinks in plain, brown bags to prevent drunken passengers from disrupting flights
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(33)
 


Sun November 22, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Behind on your taxes? You could lose your passport. Thanks, Obama
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(161)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to talk to your crazy uncle without stabbing him with the ceremonial Thanksgiving knife. Pass the gravy please
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(39)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 78, Kelvin Gastelum vs Neil Magny, Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10 PM ET
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(75)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Yes, let's make 600,000 cable modems where the root password is printed in silver on the device
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(27)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: having your kid throw herself on the floor and have a tantrum during Passover dinner. Mortifying: the President of the United States is hosting the dinner, with the official White House photographer in attendance
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(187)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gene mutation linked to impulsive behavior with alcohol. Gene passed out at Fark party, unavailable for comment
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(19)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old boy could face sexual harassment charges if he doesn't stop passing love notes to a girl in his fourth grade class
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(107)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Watt has happened to the Texans? Will they be able to score against the Bengals without a effective quarterback or will Cincy just lead the Bulls to the slaughter? It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30EST on ESPN
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(641)
 


Sun November 15, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning is now the all-time leading passer for career yards in the NFL after he surpassed Brett Favre against the Kansas City Chiefs
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(112)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
What happens when an El Al flight from Tel Aviv makes an emergency landing in Montana and all the passengers are stuck in the terminal? The locals show up to buy them kosher food and a rabbi drives 150 miles to lend a hand
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(155)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Telling passengers to evacuate a plane that's possibly on fire? That's a firin' as well
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(53)
 


Sat November 14, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
It's a day of Ultimate Fighting, with early prelims starting at 5 PM on UFC Fight Pass, Jake Matthews vs. It's A Trap Nipple headlining the prelims at 8 PM on FS1, and Ronda Rousey's 30 second beating of Holly Holm at UFC 193, 10 PM on PPV
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(621)
 


Thu November 12, 2015
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Research says you should train for a career that you're passionate about and not one that makes you a lot of money. Nine out of ten baristas who majored in Philosophy agree
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(125)
 


Wed November 11, 2015
(Daily Toreador)
 
 
 
Hipsters can be considered American heroes because hipster lifestyle encourages us to eat well, live clean, explore our world, and pursue our passions. "Hipsters seem to have figured something out the rest of us aren't quite getting yet"
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(88)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese man challenges you to figure out his iPhone passcode. He'll even let you watch
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(31)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
While the U.S. is still trying to figure out how to develop driverless cars, the Greeks have already put driverless buses on the streets...and are accepting passengers
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(64)
 


Sat November 07, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 77, Vitor Belfort vs Dan Henderson. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, also on Fox Sports 1
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(189)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British jet with 189 passengers on board 'dodged missile' while approaching Sharm El Sheikh
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(100)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The party of fiscal responsibility won't pass the highway funding bill unless it includes a $17 billion giveaway to the banks, and that's only because they gave up on demands that big banks be deregulated as part of the deal
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(85)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Local prosecutor insists on charging a designated driver with trespassing, plans on ticketing scouts helping grannies across the street next
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(50)
 
(The Queensland Times)
 
 
 
Two thugs punch man on train and steal his wallet, forgetting all about the high-definition cameras all around the train station. Will now be prosecuted for crimes against fellow passenger, fashion
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(83)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 548: "What Once Was Will Pass" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(40)
 


Wed November 04, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The one thing you never want to see on your boarding pass? It's as simple as four letters - SSSS
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(72)
 


Tue November 03, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bus drivers' union warns its members are at risk of dying quietly in their sleep, not screaming in terror like their passengers
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New UK passport design is launched featuring tougher security measures, increased sexism
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(62)
 


Sun November 01, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
How difficult is it to throw an NFL record-tying 7 TD passes in a game? Apparently, it's a Brees
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(61)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
CAN Aaron Rodgers avoid throwing an interception? WILL Peyton Manning complete a pass? WHICH TEAM will still be undefeated after tonight? LIVE from Denver, THIS is YOUR Sunday Night Football: Packers vs Broncos thread (kickoff @ 8:30pm ET on NBC)
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(1205)
 


Sat October 31, 2015
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
A Russian airplane with over 200 passengers flying from Egypt to Russia went missing shortly after takeoff and now the Egyptian prime minister confirms the airplane has crashed in the Sinai
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(140)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"Excuse me Mr. doppelgänger passenger, you are in my seat"
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(53)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
With 1.5 million deaths per year, tuberculosis has surpassed AIDS/HIV as the deadliest communicable disease known to mankind
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(86)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Sad news on doggy skateboarding front: Celebrity bulldog Tillman passes away, takes his last ride over the Rainbow Bridge
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(27)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You know that feeling when you're about to board a plane and you notice one of the other passengers is morbidly obese, has poor personal hygiene and drools?
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor Sham Hungwe is in trouble for selling magic pens that let you pass exams without studying. Sham said his brother Scam came up with the idea, while his other brother Spam is in charge of marketing
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jetstar flight attendant apparently slept through the class on the difference between a pregnant passenger and an overweight passenger
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(110)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cops are armed with nunchakus to offset the 'aggressive' image of a baton, and 'more compassionately gain compliance' from suspects. Inigo Montoya wants a word with the police chief
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(77)
 


Tue October 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Media: GOP, you just avoided economic doom AND passed a 2-year budget. What are you gonna do next? GOP: We're going to impeach the IRS Commissioner
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(114)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
America's mayors tell Congress: "Get a backbone and pass gun control"
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(418)
 


Mon October 26, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "First World Problems," what to do if your ex is still using your Netflix password
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(102)
 


Sun October 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's emergency landing is brought to you by a drunk passenger who threatened flight attendants with *spins the wheel* finger guns
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(61)
 


Sat October 24, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC Fight Night 76, live from Dublin. Paddy Hollohan vs Louis Smolka. Prelims at 1:15 PM on Fight Pass. Main card at 4 PM, also on Fight Pass
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(117)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber finding it hard to reach total domination of the US market when some cities still "insist on passing an ordinance that attempts to squeeze ride-sharing into [an] archaic regulatory framework designed for taxis"
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(94)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Someone not named Warren Buffet, Carlos Slim Helu, or Jeff Bezos, just passed Bill Gates as the word's richest man ... by nearly $2 billion
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(24)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House GOP, 2009: Passing Obamacare by reconciliation is an insult to America. House GOP, 2015: Let's repeal Obamacare by reconciliation, because it's what America would do
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(77)
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Guy starts dating cute girl, disappears from his buddies' lives. So they hold a funeral for him, kidapping him in a hearse-drawn coffin from pub to pub as they read passages from the Old Testament and tip a few pints
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(41)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
A conman viewed a nice house, told the agent he wanted to video it "to show his fiancee" - then uploaded the footage to his website to pass the house off as his own
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(22)
 


Wed October 21, 2015
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
A Wichita woman passed out on a ferris wheel when she realized the door was hanging open. Authorities say she's slowly coming round
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(39)
 


Tue October 20, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NFL Defensive End in his third year in the league claims he was unaware of the rules against roughing the passer
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(51)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after man who bit passenger Aer Lingus flight mysteriously dies mid-flight. Zombie apocalypse averted
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(51)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Southwest Flight forced to make an emergency landing after a male passenger began choking the woman in the seat in front of her when she reclined it too far. The FBI says the man was detained but no arrests were made 'cause they totally get it
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(163)
 


Sun October 18, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nothing says Creepy Uncle like making a pass at your niece at your own wife's funeral, but hey, it worked
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(103)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Education graduates sue University after failing to check the school's work on passing the accreditation test
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(19)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Just tap to sign in to your mail account, no password needed. Or your victim's account, if you just stole the phone
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As we mourn the imminent passing of Lamar Odom, let's all turn and laugh at CNNickers for using a pic of LaMarcus Aldridge thinking he was Odom
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(39)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The diplomat who hid US citizens during the 1980 hostage crisis passes at age 81, eh
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(25)
 


Thu October 15, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yes, sharing your Netflix password is considered piracy 'lite'
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(114)
 

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