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214 headlines found matching 'party'
Fri November 24, 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Here's your leftover turkey: The case for Hillary Clinton 2020
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The tempting mistress that is the cycle of big tax cuts, big spending increases and no fiscal restraint is set to doom the Republican Party once more
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Oregonians want to help choose a date for a Portland Fark Party?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This party is LIT
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There are plenty of gorgeous islands in the Caribbean. Like Tortola, St. James, Guadeloupe, Virgin Gorda, that garbage island over there, Sint MaaWAIT WHAT?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Ignores party deadline' or 'is 93 years old'?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember that IRS "Scandal" that the Tea Party and other Republicans have been whining about for years? Just like the rest their made-up scandals, it was never real
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Sun November 19, 2017
(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Guy rents car, registers it under his name and uses it as collateral on $46k loan, then defaults. Fark: Bank sues rental company, demanding car. Double Fark: Judge agrees with bank
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News: Robert Mugabe goes on Zimbabwe TV to deliver resignation speech. Fark: Doesn't resign
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Allergies cause bride and groom to miss their own wedding reception
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Sat November 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake: "If we become the party of Roy Moore and Donald Trump, we are toast. Wait, is this thing on?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Seattle Fark Party - Come for some libations and a good time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump reconsiders elephant trophy ban after remembering to which party he belongs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
L.A. Fark Party - Downtown - Karl Strauss Brewing Company
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't bomb North Korea without our permission, Thanks, South Korea. Trump's next tweet: You're not the boss of me
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Tea-party Congressman turned CIA director Mike Pompeo now emerging as the front-runner to replace Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State. What? You didn't know Rex Tillerson was stepping down? Yeah, he may not yet either
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia says YES
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Three Alabama papers come out against Moore. In other news, Alabama has enough literate people to support three newspapers
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(CNN)
 
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Ana Navarro has some thoughts on the Grand Old Pedophile party
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Did you ever have a party so big your apartment floor collapsed onto the floor below?
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Mon November 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huddle is a highly secure online collaboration system. Until more than 50 people per second try to use it. Then it's the Chatroulette of online collaboration systems
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After being caught molesting children at birthday party, New York man inexplicably falls to his death instead of ascending to U.S. Senate
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Party - November 11th 2017 @ Amity Hall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Noted right-wing shill Jennifer Rubin gushes enthusiastically about the future of the GOP. Just kidding, she wants the entire leadership to be removed, and the name, logos and symbols of the party to be tossed into the ash heap of history. Really
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer's decision to visit the Forbidden Fifth Floor of Trump Tower still causes anxiety in Team Trump. What wasn't he supposed to see that was on that floor?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good: Man wants to avoid his wife getting a DUI. Gallant: So he agrees to pick her up from party. Fark: Man is killed in a DUI accident on the way to pick up his wife from party
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Donnie and Pootie try out for "Who wore it better?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, looking to take back the sane side of the Republican Party says Roy Moore is unfit for office and should step aside
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rat abandons sinking ship
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the storm rises, Paul Ryan lashes the GOP to their anchor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How drunk, stupid, or arrogant would you have to be to try to sexually assault Terry Crews
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson says he's ordered Republican leaders to adopt a pro-billionaire platform, and (re-reads) wait, wrong resort tycoon. Wrong party, too. Forgive subby for cultivating the crazy notion that both sides are bad
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore refuses to debate Doug Jones, criticizes his work as Saru on 'Star Trek: Discovery'
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Wed November 08, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
There was an actual Russian Mobster at Donald Trump's invitation only party on election night 2016
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Joe deals with drunken debauchery during Barry's bachelor party. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, When Victorian London is threatened by a time travelling vampire there's only one way to make it worse. (CW 9ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Omarosa thought that a perk of being a White House staffer was you could drop by unannounced and have a killer backdrop for your wedding party photos. A displeased Secret Service quickly disabused her of that notion, however
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fark it, lets just legalize everything
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is just seven kills away from leveling up
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
This used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in
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Mon November 06, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Just in time for your holiday Fark party guys, it's 'ugly Christmas rompers' for the holidays
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking states that humanity has only about 600 years left before the Earth is turned into a sizzling fireball, says bring good steaks and marshmallows to the party
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brazile: now that I have got my name out there and drummed up interest in my book, enjoy your nothingburger
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What's that old saying? "It's not a party until... you're on a party bus and you get shot at from another party bus"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Andrew Sullivan absolutely nails what's wrong with the Democratic Party. If you live in Virginia, get ready to say Governor-elect Ed Gillespie
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'What's the matter with these people?': Ronald Reagan Jr. doesn't recognize his father's party anymore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donna Brazile's book pours gasoline over the twitching body of the DNC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So it turns out the "agreement to rig the primary" couldn't take effect until it was over and forbade the DNC from rigging the primary
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's finally time to take Martin O'Malley seriously as a Presidential candidate
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Whore Island discovered off the coast of Colombia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "The DNC rigged the primary for Hillary." DNC: "No we didn't." Donna Brazile: "Hell yes you did, and I have the proof"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Welcome to the party, Powell
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the GOP can flip three (3) state house seats thus turning one more state legislature red, they can (and will) call for a constitutional convention. It appears they have selected their three target seats and are working on recalls right now
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Employer demanding health insurer not cover drug that can benefit half its employees because Jesus
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How a mortgage broker became a full-time pumpkin carver, with pictures of his creations that are fixtures on the national comic-con circuit
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Production on House of Cards is falling like some kind of analogy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Just how good is Mueller's team? The newly unsealed grand jury proceedings against Manafort et. al reveal that he managed to convince a judge to override the Attorney-Client Privilege and force Manafort and Gates' lawyer to testify against them
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you go to a Halloween party this weekend or will go to one? If so, show yourself in your costume
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Don Young, (R-Alaska) pinned Boehner against a wall inside the House chamber and held a 10-inch knife to his throat. Boehner says he stared Young in the eyes and said, "fark you." Young says this account is "mostly true"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy: LEAVE MUELLER ALONE
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
In what is totally not a scouting party for the upcoming aquatic invasion, octopuses are emerging from the sea
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Sun October 29, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you can't hold a Dia de los Muertos party in a cemetery, where can you hold it?
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
So, the regular submitter of the Saturday Morning Book Club really tied one on last night at a Halloween party and is just now sobering up enough to present this week's theme: Best Books To Read With Booze (or while severely hungover)
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Pinkham)
 
 
 
Bizarre Restaurant Stories, Episode Rhubarb: "One fine evening, I see two men get dropped off by a party bus, which then drives away never to be seen again. GREAT sign"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scott Brown is still learning how to be a diplomat, not stare at women's breasts, and avoid being a giant asshole in general
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Democrats, denial is not a river in Egypt, nor is it a downstream Twitter river of impotent rage. You actually have to paddle hard upstream to get to the ballot box. Or something
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump may be bad for reputations in Washington, except for George W. Bush, who now looks like Albert Einstein by comparison
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"For the next 14 months, relieved of the strictures of politics, I will be guided only by the dictates of conscience"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Eminem wins copyright suit against NZ political party and is awarded $600k, or two hobbits and a ewe
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Tue October 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter completely flummoxed when asked if Trump is a good role model for kids
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock market partying like its 1999
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC ax throwing club opens with tips like "do not throw ax if someone is in front of you or near the target." What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Major win by PM Abe and Japan's conservative Liberal Democratic Party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One would think the Democratic National Committee would be rolling in the cash from all the donors angry or scared by the current occupant of the White House. And one would be wrong, very wrong
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Sat October 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DNC chair calls for party unity despite party disunity
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(BBC)
 
 
 
LAN party in Tokyo
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Fri October 20, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling moonshine in Virginia and Tennessee caught with Fark party starter kit
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How are you preparing for Halloween? Have your party treats planned out or are you looking for tips on goodies to make and take? Link goes to a festive drink since Farkers are notoriously bad at finding ways to booze it up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling shows the Democrats hold a 16-point margin over Republicans on the generic ballot spelling doom for the party in 2018
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker imagines he'll talk to Trump again at some point
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Mon October 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too disgusted with the so-called president today that no creative headline is coming. Screw him and his supporters. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time thread. (8PM EDT)
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry Democrats, but even after a year of total incompetence and inaction, the GOP Congress is well-placed to defend itself in the 2018 midterms. Thanks to your inaction
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Seth Moulton; a Harvard-educated centrist war hero who wants to remake the Democratic Party. No one is interested in that
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Thu October 12, 2017
(FOX-47)
 
 
 
Cops search home of former Wisconsin Democrat Party head after he breaks the Edwin Edwards Rule
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We must let Steve Bannon kill the GOP
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Catalonia changes its relationship status with Spain to "It's Complicated"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is why you never accept a drink from a pharmacist you just met on Tinder
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Here's what happens to your brain during a sex party
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"How the Supreme Court could limit gerrymandering," which is exactly what they'll ignore to permit gerrymandering
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Guess how much taxpayer money the party of fiscal responsibility spent on Mike Pence's little political stunt in Indianapolis
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stopped clock right twice today, must not have am/pm designator
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Now that film-industry mogul and major Democratic donor Harvey Weinstein has been accused publicly of having sexually harassed women for decades, the institutional Republican party has decided that sexually harassing women for decades is very bad"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Is it time to abolish the Republican and Democratic parties?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who's going to lead the Republican moderates now that the far-right has taken over the party? In related news: Wandering Republican moderates thought to be extinct have been spotted in America's northeast
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GA Middle school history teacher gives her class a homework assignment to create a "Colorful Mascot" representing the Nazi party. Needless to say parents are Fuherious
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Sounds like Kagan and Sotomayor were some real party animals
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican donors are furious, having somehow believed that the party of No could say Yes to anything
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stuck for wedding photo ideas? Just ask your mother-in-law. (NSFW photo)
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A growing number of GOP senators: F*ck off, shiatweasel
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Johnny Rotten barred from his own party after security refused him entry for being too drunk (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Canadians elect a practicing Sikh as the new leader of the New Democratic Party. Bittersweet: Hopefully someday maybe this won't be news
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, please get ready for exactly what happened in the last midterm elections
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges a man was killed following a fight over a Hot Pocket. Jim Gaffigan wanted for questioning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party - 90 day performance review
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This bears repeating, polar bears really REALLY like a beached whale carcass party
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tax cuts won't raise revenue, deficits don't matter, nothing matters, let's keep this party rocking
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Russia paid for Facebook ads promoting Jill Stein: 'Trust me, it's not a wasted vote'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, my wife and I went to a swinger's party and you'll never believe what *VROOOM* *CRASH*
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
So you've missed your connecting flight and have to stay overnight at the airport. Do you A: Try to get another flight? B: Grab a nearby hotel? or C: DANCE PARTY? (with video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like Trumpsters will now have to burn those Villanueva jersys. If you haven't bought one already, you should give the NFL more money to protest them. You don't want to be left out of the fake outrage party
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
And you thought Goldman Sachs employees just helped out political lefties of the world. Here, meet one of their former economists who just led Germany's far right party to victory
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street party people: Can you believe that drunken loser is spitting on people from that balcony? Karma: I got this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
79% of Republicans approve of Trump's party leadership
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The surge of support for nationalism in Germany causes concerns in upcoming elections. This is not a repeat from 1932
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Polls close in German elections, Angela Merkel expected to win fourth term as chancellor, first term as leader of free world
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now we've got blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What's going to unite us? What's going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It's going to be God
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump, both the Republicans and Democrats are finished as political parties
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Sun September 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Atlanta Falcons open up their new stadium with a win? Or will the Green Bay Packers crash the party? Who will out-duel each other between Matt Ryan and Aaron Rodgers? It's Sunday Night Football, kickoff at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The championship 16 have to be rock steady as they bebop along toward the championship when The Chaseoffs begin as the NASCAR Mutagen Cup Series points the party wagon toward Chicagoland for the Tales of the Turtles 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New smartphone app in Japan helps lonely women find ... other women with whom to become friends, have lunch and drinks, and travel platonically as they did in their schoolgirl years. Sorry guys and lesbians, no dates and no date requests. NOT YOURS
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The American household income report has us partying like it's 1999
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers negotiating to appear in Bryan Singer's Queen biopic "Bohemian Rhapsody." Party on, Wayne
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Republican Party is rapidly becoming the both the anti-labor party as well as the political party of the working class
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Pot meet kettle: The reason Republicans are having trouble governing is that their ideology rests on the premise that "government is the problem"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So they held a beer festival at a zoo and the bobcat got loose and it wasn't even a Fark party
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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Sun September 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman calls out Leadership Candidate for Canada's New Democratic Party, who's of Mid-Eastern descent, for trying to invoke Sharia law. Difficulty: A little farther East
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four Texas representatives put party before state, voting 'no' on the Harvey disaster aid bill
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate Appropriations Committee decide the easiest way to deal with Trump's decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Accord is just to ignore it and continue funding anyway
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
Drag queens are taking on the far-right Alternative for Germany party, and it is every bit as beautiful and ballsy as you would think
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Six charts to help Americans understand the German elections" needs a seventh that helps them give einen Rattenarsch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: For republicans Trump FINALLY crossed a line that may cause the party to abandon him. Fark: The unforgivable line Trump crossed was making a deal with the democrats
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Katia joins the party
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: There's a party in my pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's new book claims that Sanders treating her with kid gloves caused "lasting damage" to her campaign and disrupted the Democratic party before going on to use Republican talking points to disparage Sanders
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Center-Left think tank Third Way says Democrats can win the next election by sucking up to big business, ignoring minorities, and definitely not adopting any policies from the left-wing of the party
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Burglars break into local GOP headquarters, no doubt looking for the party's direction
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puzzled man has no clue, seeks help
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The party of Lincoln is now the party of Charlottesville, Arpaio, DACA repeal and the Muslim ban, embodying the worst sentiments and driven by irrational anger, and deserves extinction
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
So, to recap, Trump says the victims of Hurricane Harvey were happy and the devastation was good for the country
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The six big policies the Democratic Party should adopt right now, but won't
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un claims Best Korea's new hydrogen bomb can be dialed up to 11
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sending your rival explicit photos of yourself dressed as a mouse is no way to go through life councillor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In Cuba, 16 American and 5 Canadian diplomats have now suffered traumatic brain injuries and central nervous system damage due to ultrasound attacks by an unknown party. Cuba says it didn't do it. Russia says it's "absurd" to blame them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
FARC transforms into a political party. Remember that less than 5% of FARC party candidates are hand-picked for nomination. Want to increase the chances of your candidate being nominated by FARC? Read this
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mike Coffman has announced that he will attempt to force a vote on a bill that would protect the hundreds of thousands of people who came to the United States as undocumented minors. Coffman is a Republican
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"You're not going to bully United States senators, this isn't The Apprentice. You can't look at them and say you're fired, and you oughta remember that they're going to be at the table in every major deal you need for the next three years"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Come see which drug-addicted partying rockstars are older than they have any right to be
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Former GOP senator: "To my fellow Republicans: We cannot allow Donald Trump to redefine the Republican Party." Trump: "No problemo, Dude. I'm not. I'm going to keep doing what the GOP has done for the past 50 years"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man Fark Party in Beaufort County, South Carolina. "The man handed deputies a brown bag and claimed it was hallucinogenic mushrooms, at which time he also told police he had recently consumed some"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Nazis demonstrating in Virginia again, this time for the 50th anniversary where American Nazi Party Founder George Lincoln Rockwell was assassinated-now a Pizza Boli's: "I can't understand that this is happening again here"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White Supremacist and Trump supporter, Richard Spencer, is a frequent guest at Trump's International Hotel in DC, which is weird, since he also rents a home in Alexandria, VA, about 30 minutes away. Bonus: He planned the Charlottesville rally there
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Brennan warned CIA agents that Republican politicians didn't care about Russia's interference with our elections because it benefited their party
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker wrote and published a book and would like everyone to buy a copy
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Break out your cake, your jello shots, and your party hats - it's another Food Thread anniversary here on Fark. 5th since we revived this gem. What are your highlights, or what would you like to see in future threads?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn. We've gone from Category 1 'Fusion GPS testimony could be released' to Category 5 'Grassley expects Fusion GPS testimony to be released'
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democratic Party in state of absolute disaster, at least according to conservative news network MSNBC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You know, it's as if R. Kelly is a farkin' sick bastard
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Member of the Republican Party: "My party has become a gathering place for buffoonery"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When the police come to your party, do not play the Cops theme
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska discovers their political party application accepts emojis, and that they now have an officially registered party named "Everybody Poops and We Can Prove It" 💩
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
That the entire Republican Party has not risen up, en masse, to renounce Donald Trump's comments about Charlottesville is a disgrace
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an interesting first run of Utah's tiered primary system, a moderate - once previously a registered Democrat and whom chaired the county party committee - wins the Republican primary to replace Jason Chaffetz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The President once again denounced hate today. The GOP stands behind his message of love and inclusiveness
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Tue August 15, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
It's not a real teenage birthday party unless it becomes a multi-neighborhood brawl with shots fired and up to 200 people "yelling, screaming, dancing, twerking and fighting"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Father. Of. The. Year
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Six things the Republican party can do to atone for backing Trump. Strangely absent #7: Harvest unicorn farts to fuel the U.S. power grid
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Korea holding a party to celebrate an upcoming attack on the Sea of Japan
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(Female First)
 
 
 
SOS & Mamma Mia: Abba party to be held at Windsor Castle. Queen says she likes to stay current with the young people
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump won't condemn the white supremacists, but McMaster sure as hell can. He calls them terrorists
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign releases ad using exact same footage and still images as one released earlier by a PAC he's forbidden by law from coordinating with. Followup tag wins out over Facepalm and Dumbass tags
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
While you are still debating whether to buy a $10 box at the next Super Bowl party, someone just placed a whopping $880,000 bet on Floyd Mayweather Jr
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats looking at a possible historic midterm election...unless the Bernie Bros and Sisters continue to sow division in the Democratic Party and enact a purge of the ideologically impure
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Fri August 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So now it's Trump and his base v the GOP hierarchy. Obviously the mob should form a breakaway Trump Party and then they could really drain the swamp
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump decides to take it easy today and just retweets headlines from Fox and Friends
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Today's Google Doodle celebrates the birth of hip hop
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Is President Trump preparing to abandon the Republican Party after his latest fight with Mitch McConnell?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough reacts to poll showing 52% of Republicans would support delaying the 2020 elections if Trump called for it: "If you believe this, hide your face in shame. Your values are objectively un-American. Read the US Constitution and repent"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
July: Millennials can't buy homes because of avocado toast. August: Millennials can't buy homes because of bachelor parties
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Germany's chancellor candidate Martin Schulz says Trump's presidency is not as bad as he thought it would be: "It has actually been far worse"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Did you hear that Elon Musk broke up with his girlfriend? No? Well Amber Heard
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Who is the man that will ruin Shaft, man? Tim Story. Can ya dig it?
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Tue August 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP power donors upset that they didn't get their $500 billion tax cuts
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy they've been looking for in an effort involving search parties and dogs has been found dead in his house. Probably should have started there with the search party, just sayin'
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why the suspicious left in the Democratic Party doesn't trust Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, and Deval Patrick
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter feed has gone strangely positive this week
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Lollapalooza is on and you know what that means - the commuter trains are a hellscape of loud teens
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Democratic activists are outraged that the DCCC isn't determined to preserve a GOP majority in the House
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lauren Conrad's husband has never really been attracted to Lauren Conrad until she became a mom. Not sure why that is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sources close to the governor of West Virginia say he will announce at a rally tonight with Donald Trump that he's switching to the Republican party. Sources also say the governor doesn't really follow the news
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump continues to set records as President, registering a new high of 61% disapproval in the latest polls
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Seven priests walk into a bar...
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Company holds "chip party". No, it's not so they can track you like a dog. It's for your own good, pinky swear
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Tired of all the factual news leaking out willy-nilly, Trump announces his own Nooz show on Facebook. Hosted by...Pickle's wife, Lara Trump. Hey, if you were married to that X-Files sewer monster, you'd need some time away from home, too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democrats' support of minorities may permanently turn them into a minority party
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Tue August 01, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Newborn calf wants to rock-n-roll all night and party every day
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(Some Coed)
 
 
 
FSU once again makes the Top Party School top 10 list, but falls from #1 to #5. Tulane too drunk to yell, "We're Number One"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Warriors star crashes house party, immediately gets in a fight with members of the Rogues and Van Cortlandt Rangers while Kid and Play run around trying to be funny
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The End of the Trump-GOP Honeymoon." Sincerely, Fox News
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The party now has no need for Trump once he shaved his Pubes
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans terrified that Trump will turn his fanatical, rabid base against the party
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Today let's go to Wisconsin for our lesson on local left-wing governance to see how that's working out for them
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
It looks like Fark is going to get a microbe named after it. Here comes the Fark Party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This morning's Trump tweet storm: Senate must get rid of the legislative filibuster and Russia was actually working against Trump in the election (tweet right after a Fox & Friends report on it)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ten challenges the GOP now faces
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP demands Yertle's head
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard-partying 57-year-old who imported German liquid ecstasy in wine bottles is jailed for 20 years after police found $1 million worth of drugs at his home
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels can block Britain's trade deal with USA, claims the EU trade minister
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wait, Sweden's government is on the verge of collapse? SWEDEN?
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