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243 headlines found matching 'party'
Sun February 26, 2017
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Rowdy hen party disrupts production of "Whitney - Queen of the Night", a Whitney Houston tribute show, summoning police to theatre who promise to crack the case
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kuwait Embassy drops up to $60,000 on party at Trump's D.C. hotel. Will he send the money to the Treasury, as promised?
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Sat February 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats vote today on the future of their party. It's your official DNC Chair Vote Discussion Thread
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Fri February 24, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's approval ratings are under water with everyone but white, rural, non-college-educated Republican men and let's face it,those guys aren't ever going to give him up or let him down
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Iowa legislator proposes bill to limit university hires to party loyalists
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
CPAC Kicks out Richard Spencer, not because of his white supremacy views, or his glorification of fascism, but because he allowed himself to become an anti-conservative meme
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NaDHa'ghach - 'you have no honor'. Republican congressman subjected to klingon ritual of discommendation. claims he was framed by the Ferengi
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans already trying to turn Elizabeth Warren into face of Democratic party for 2018 elections. BOOGA BOOGA
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Google announces for the first time in its history, it will allow third-party auditors to examine its Google Ads program and report back on how exactly it screws sites over
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Trump has turned the GOP into the party of enics, bigly. Really eugenics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump fires uppity Republican
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man trying to burn out moles from yard sets neighbor's house on fire, won't be invited to neighborhood block party
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK police called to break up brawl at children's birthday party; two officers sent to hospital. Proper British understatement of the day: "It all went a little wrong"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two Texans are hunting, shoot each other, and then blame immigrants. Will Trump build a wall to protect us from Texans?
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Sun February 19, 2017
(USA Hockey)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in America, which kicks off Hockey Week Across America. Will the number of "Shut up, Pierres" beat the over? Will a fancy hat party interfere? Coverage starts at noon on NBC, first game is Caps/Rangers @ 12:30pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Both sides are bad so let third parties into the next Presidential Debates
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you abandoned more than a thousand day-old chicks around Crowland, near Peterborough then the RSCPA would like a word with you, you cheep bas*ard
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Sat February 18, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's your birthday. Why not book your own private island, your own private spa, or your own private movie theater?
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the rest of Europe is succumbing to right wing fanatics, Germany is considering a lefty dry drunk high school dropout who speaks six languages to challenge Merkel
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democratic Tea Party; Now with correctly spelled signs, people who weigh less than 350lbs and supporters who have to take time off from actual jobs
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Mr. President, what is your take on the increase in antisemitism worldwide?" Trump: "We won with 306 electoral college votes. And my daughter has Jew friends"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former almost-contestant on Britain's Got Talent turns 105-years-young and celebrates her birthday. I'm guessing her talent is staying alive?
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(Health24)
 
 
 
Blowing up balloons at a kids' birthday party can cause hearing loss if they pop. Although nowhere near as much hearing loss that's suffered if you stay through the entire party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans ask Trump to withdraw his Puzder, it's not that kind of party
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul just comes out and admits that Republicans shouldn't be investigating Republicans
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rich conservative parties bad. Rich liberal conservative parties good
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Rep Brad Sherman (D - ough): "We lost, so either our programs need to be retooled or our communication needs to be retooled. Now which do you think is easier for us to focus on?"
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Sat February 11, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Devojis
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Fri February 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson, Kushner, and Preibus all endorsed Elliott Abrams, a conservative, highly respected expert on middle-east affairs, for State Department #2. Of course, Trump showed him the door after he learned that Elliott once spoke out against him
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Conservative party leadership candidate seeks to disqualify opponent who he believes wants to destroy the entire party
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Town has to cancel its Valentine's Day party because of a law that prohibits dancing near a church. Kevin Bacon spotted lacing up his shoes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Racist senator tells channel for racists that other party is for racist clan members. Racism
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP warns they'll break out the blow (sans hookers) in order to stay in session 24-7 to confirm Trump nominees
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris found not guilty on three counts of sex offences; guilty of crimes against music for his wobbleboard cover of Stairway to Heaven
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The appeal of the immigration ban ruling runs through the Ninth Circuit. Difficulty: One of the judges was a refugee
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Mon February 06, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Trump hosted the worst Super Bowl party in history, a wedding-like affair with no booze. Bonus: he left before the Pats started their comeback (w/photo)
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thinking of whether to put $5 on a box at this year's Super Bowl party? A Las Vegas bettor just wagered $1.1 million on the Atlanta Falcons
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, where Americans of all stripes gather together to stuff their faces, welcome to the first Snack Food Sunday thread. This week: last minute party snacks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trumpführer resistance needs a short, catchy name. Your Pee Party suggestions to the right
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians come up with a uniquely Canadian solution to stop their own version of Trump from gaining power: They're joining the Conservative Party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This morning, Trump's insomnia-induced Twitter dependency targeted Arnold Schwarzenegger. Again
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(National Review)
 
 
 
One must ask: What is the Democratic Party about these days in the era of Trump?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of Ivanka's first official activities as First Lady will be to attend a fancy dinner party featuring major employers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii House minority leader announces intent to leave Republican Party after being ousted for attending women's march. Thanks Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vets are seeing a lot of stoned dogs lately. Symptoms include lethargy and non-stop video game play. Also, loss of appetite which makes no sense. These dogs don't know how to party
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Thu February 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New judge in Brazilian corruption probe. Man, that's a lot of corruption probe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Maher is one dirty, dirty bird, and annual Dominus member (not safe for work pics)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like an abused spouse calling a party host to apologize for their partner's drunken and boorish behavior at the event, today John McCain called the Australian Ambassador " to express my unwavering support for the U.S.-Australia alliance,"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos calls Berkeley riots 'ironic and self-defeating,' having correctly identified the Democratic party strategy for the past eight years
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Tue January 31, 2017
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party strikes again
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bike racer saves himself from a whole lot of NOPE
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Neighbors at war over manure pile visible on Google Earth. The annual summer block party is going to be awkward this year
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU didn't ask for the divorce from the UK; it really wants to work things out and believes it can keep the union strong and even give some concessions. But if not, as the aggrieved party, the EU will ask for a £500 billion divorce settlement
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Mon January 30, 2017
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his heavily accented voice of reason are here to pump... you up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When garden parties go bad. Six German teens died from possible carbon monoxide poisoning while partying in a garden shed
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Fri January 27, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember liberals loathing the Republican tea party? Now it seems they're launching their own version of it
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon lashes out at the media calling them "the opposition party" and says they should "keep their mouths shut"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congresswoman violates the Hatch act. For some reason this is not bigger news, maybe it's her party alignment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, who believes the 1st graders killed at Sandy Hook were paid actors and that the Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest, has been given White House press credentials. Now drink your Brawndo
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republican Chuck Grassley reduced to begging President Trump on Twitter to issue an executive order so they can get on with oversight
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Wed January 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Progressives announce Tea Party strategy for a coup d'état of the Democratic Party
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks "Democrats to Unveil Massive $1 Trillion Infrastructure Plan. Will Trump Bite?" Try and guess the answer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not happy plagiarizing Bane, Drumpf is now ripping off Kim Jong-un
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Metallica party van for sale on Craigslist, unless someone downloads it first
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Coffee, tea, beer, wine, vodak, tears of the opposition political party... The what doesn't matter so much. But how far would you go, metaphorically OR literally, to get your libation of choice?
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wayne's World is returning to theaters for their 25th anniversary. Party time, excellent
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(SFist)
 
 
 
The vortex of suck at this inauguration party must have been greater than any black hole ever created
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Inside the decimated Democrat party's not-so-certain comeback strategy
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Thu January 19, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you're feeling down about this inauguration, there's always the Queer Dance Party at Mike Pence's House
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic party urban cosmopolitan safe spaces have been the party's undoing. Here comes the very detailed research, including cool charts
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(CBC)
 
 
 
OK, stop me if you've heard this one before ... A billionaire reality TV host with no political experience just declared he's running for the leadership of a conservative party in a large North American country. What could possibly go wrong?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fatah, Hamas to form unity party, presumably to be called "Fatahs"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest ticket in Washington for Friday's inauguration is the all-day party at the Canadian embassy: "It's a hotly coveted invitation. It's kind of like being in the VIP box at a hockey game or something"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Graphic lemon images help with breast cancer awareness, party ideas
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
How the Democratic party can do to Trump's SCOTUS nominee what Yertle did to Obama's nominee
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
"They are the opposition party. I want 'em out of the building" Trump officials floating idea of kicking the press out of the White House. Well, except for that Breitbart guy
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
With Jennifer Holliday canceling on Trump, his inauguration would currently rank as only the 4th best Super Sweet 16 party of all time
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Fri January 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you own a pool, for Fark's sake, make sure you have a secure fence and locked gate...or else elephants might take over
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's inauguration is going to be a mindfark for DC
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
We may as well surrender to the robots now and get it over with
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub reports searches for watersports-related content skyrockets after Trump salaciousness, follow with stats indicating that northern New England winters are long but holy fark, seriously?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Gary Busey's nephew apparently built a sex party house called "The Sausage Castle" Fark: It just got cooked
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So what's the deal when Jerry Seinfeld can't get into Obama's farewell party for a half hour because his license has his legal name Jerome on it, and not Jerry?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The death of gerrymandering, and the return of democracy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party grows a spine and names it "Cory Booker"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For your Monday morning heebie-jeebies, I respectfully submit this scientific account of a tarantula eating a snake
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
My wife hates fast food - she's very health-conscious, I got my groomsmen to dress up as McDonald's food items
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(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
"I also want a vibrant two-party system where both parties are competitive in their appeal for hearts and minds of citizens. Oh, fark it, who am I kidding? I only want a one party system"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not-actually-a-Democrat Bernie Sanders wants to revitalize the Democratic Party to 'create a damn government that represents all of us'
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP realizes too late their attempt to repeal ACA was completely farking stupid
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: a dusting of snow has shut down your entire Southern city, leaving you stuck at home bored out of your mind. Answer: milk and bread party
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Guess what partisans, millions of Americans don't agree with you, in fact they don't side with either political party
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The party at Buffalo Wild Wings stops this year, Thanks for the good times
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders complains that the Democratic Party is out of touch with the sort of misogynists who support him and Trump
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We need a proper cookie thread for one last hurrah after the holiday season. Did you try any new recipes? Used a tried-and-true recipe to win every party? Show us the good stuff and why the best cookies always have raisins in them
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
What we continue to be shocked by is how out of touch the entire Democratic party appears to be. Had we understood just how clueless they are, the election result might not have been so shocking
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage, the UK's equivalent to Donald Trump and one of the chief architects of the Brexit, will attend Trump's inauguration. Maybe he'll also get up and sing since they've no entertainment
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Top 5 Games of 2016 a.k.a The "No I just 5 more minutes and we can go to the party I just need to show these middle schoolers whose boss" list
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
It's that time of year NYC Farkers, here's the details on the No Pants Subway Ride 2017 (pics - including Superman)
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Party at Sessions' place
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(Google)
 
 
 
Your first bad experience with alcohol, tell us about it
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough denies he spent New Year's Eve partying with his best bud Donald Trump
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Jennifer Lopez's recent 'romance' with rapper Drake is as fake as her Jenny From The Block act, and is only meant to sell their new record
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There ain't no party like a Don Lemon party, 'cause a Don Lemon party don't stop...in which we learn why tequila and live television are two great things that do not go well together
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Sat December 31, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
FTC catches Bass Pro with Cabelas, is now deciding whether to let 'em off the hook or fry 'em up
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are now on the brink of bringing back extinct species. Finally some good news for the Democratic Party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn posts video message saying the Labour Party will not stand idly by as Britain tears itself apart via Brexit
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Fri December 30, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
NC judge to NCGOP: knock that shiat off, you sore losers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hang on to your silly hats, party poppers, and those stupid-looking sunglasses with the frames cut like the numbers "2017", those haven't looked good since 2009. It's your final Weird News Quiz of 2016
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You remember that NYC firefighter who was attacked by a gang of thugs on Christmas Eve who stole all the presents for his family out of his car while he was on his way to a holiday party? Yeah, that never actually happened
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to find than that guy in Accounting at the Christmas party, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? What are you waiting for? What did you secretly buy for yourself? This week, Tattletail rolls out (among other games)
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin must have just discovered Elton John is gay
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Wed December 28, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When Lincoln talked about fooling some of the people all of the time, he was envisioning the future of his own party
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
There is now an official Brexit Street and it goes nowhere (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un warns the party operatives against "whining as if falling into the idea of defeatism." I mean everywhere HE looks things are great. He has plenty to eat, nice cars, a hot wife, what is there to complain about?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Canada's border guards could throw a weird and elaborate party with all they confiscated at the border in 2016. Booze, shatter, bacon, guns, porn, a horse, a small plane, and $100,000 of gold jewelry were some of the items people tried to smuggle"
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's greatest legacy while in the White House? Losing 1,030 Democratic seats across the USA. Thanks, Obama
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oregon law professor, who wore blackface at party and intended her costume to provoke discussion, discovers the problems with nuance and the media. The moral of this story is don't do blackface no matter what the reason
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The next Fark Party Japan will feature a very..... unusual way to relax
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin tells Democratic Party to stop crying already, and points out that Republicans had also won the House and Senate "Did we do that, too?" *grins*
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Are you published? Fanfiction.net doesn't count
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Ten years ago a senior Bishop went out for a Christmas party. He came back with a sore head and accusations he'd broken into the back of a Mercedes. This is the story of the Bishop of Southwark, one of the greatest morality tales ever told"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Trump voters:"Why would anybody want to cut access to reproductive healthcare for women? This Pence guy sounds like a tyrant"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cryptic signs warning of something terrible to happen on New Year's Eve in Aurora, Illinois; police not sure if threat is real or just someone's excellent, party time
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Soccer star "blacks" it up for Christmas party and doesn't understand why he's being called racist. Says, he's seen plenty of Mr. T movies and it seems OK there. Well, at least he has a sensible explanation
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
70 Employees ill after NM Health Department party
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer (D-wad) fires staffers right before the holidays
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's Klan Leader reportedly stabbed Hoosier Klan rep in retaliation for online comments critical of Disneyland rally. Fark: after drinking screwdrivers at North Carolina party celebrating Trump victory
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Incoming senate minority leader Chuck Schumer endorses Trump's trillion dollar "infrastructure" plan knowing no details of the monumental scam ahead
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
British porn star gets paid $15,000 to attend Christmas party and causes outrage by stripping naked. Man who booked her insists 'we didn't expect her to do that'
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
"Black Lives Matter" gear sold on Walmart.com? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Salon)
 
 
 
After meeting with Trump's NSA pick, the leader of Austria's Nazi-founded Freedom Party has signed a cooperation agreement with Russia, probably for some totally innocent Secret Santa stuff or something
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative Polish Law and Justice Party won their election on a trumpesque platform, promising to make Poland great again. Since then it has been a year so let's have a loOH MY
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Minnesota elector loses the faith, gets dismissed after refusing to vote for Clinton
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man breaks into 'Sexy Salad' restaurant, eats food, urinates in a garbage can and falls asleep on the floor. Says establishment passes first test for holding a Fark party
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Oakland Raiders can party like it's 2002
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lifelong progressive disgusted with her party, decides to vote for Trump:"It was my primal scream." STIGGINIT
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Force is with Rogue One as it raked in $153 million, the 12th-biggest opening and 2nd best December opening behind The Force Awakens. Moana was #2 with $12 million, Office Christmas Party #3 with $8 million while Collateral Beauty bombed at #4 (Spoilers in thread)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The origin story of the Yankee Swap which, surprisingly, is not the same as the White Elephant party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Embattled Labour Party "leader" Jeremy Corbyn angrily leaves karaoke party after people started chanting for Tony Blair's return
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Tea party caucus agenda for Trump's first 100 days: 'Fark you, burn down everything'
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says she wants to be known for her business skills and not as a reality star. Which probably means she's gearing up for a Presidential run
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
If you plan on shooting your brother in the pelvis, have enough sense to not do it at the Green City Motel and Party Mart, because you know that story is going Green City on Fark
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Thu December 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
NC Government leaves a turd in the punch bowl
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mile high Fark party
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Tue December 13, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man tragically paralyzed in front of fiancee at bachelor party. Also, why would you invite your fiancee to your bachelor party?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tinder aims to become your next party game by launching a TV app, because nothing is more of a sad game than watching you try to hook up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane explains why most of Hollywood hates Trump. That reminds me of the time Blair, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie gave Cousin Geri a blanket party
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Designboom)
 
 
 
An artist turned a cement mixer into a disco ball, and the result is amusing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese Party newspaper calls Trump 'ignorant as a child.' Yes, folks, 2016 has officially gotten so weird that communist propaganda is reduced to telling the truth
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(Google)
 
 
 
My wife went to a tamalada (tamale making party) today. An old Latino Christmastime tradition. What kind of holiday traditions do you have?
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man is stabbed to death while attending a party honoring a friend who was stabbed to death. A pattern is developing
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Moana is #1 for the third straight week, earning $18.8 million while Office Christmas Party debuted at #2 with $16.8 million. Fantastic Beasts and Lost Luggage remains #3 with $10 million, Doctor Strange astrally projecting at #5 with $4 million
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
About the pick of T-Rex for SecState...yeah, Trump might want to check with his own party first to see how well that will go over
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cadillac did Nazi this coming
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump asks Department of Energy for list of all employees and contractors who have had a meeting about climate change in the past 5 years. Maybe he's planning a surprise party or something
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hey, 'Office Christmas Party' has sex, drugs, Jennifer Aniston and about half of SNL on screen -- what more do you want in a raunchy comedy? Well, how about some raunch. Also, comedy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have here in my hand a list of EPA employees that were known as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the EPA
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
These are the most bizarre items left behind during last year's Christmas party season, including a prosthetic leg and a stuffed otter
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So I'm going to a friend's kid's birthday party at a bowling alley. How drunk is it appropriate for me to get at a kid's birthday party?
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Wed December 07, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quinceañera de Rubi gets 1.2 million RSVP's after local birthday invitation goes viral
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Tue December 06, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cruz Beckham joins Instagram, fueling rumors that he's launching a music career and that people obsess over the dumbest shiat
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect, who famously showed off his gun fetish in a campaign ad, failed to protect his wife from three armed robbers
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Owner of warehouse in Oakland where at least 36 people died in a fire whines on Facebook about how all his stuff is destroyed
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The most Canadian reasons for a political party to deny a candidate include charity, poutine, a hockey stick, the use of the word "shenanigans", and possibly a hamster
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Sun December 04, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels remainder of his US tour, ranks his audiences, remains pretentious
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs shows up to seize and repatriate a treasured painting, claiming the Nazis stole in WWII. Goofus hires a team of lawyers to fight back against the Man. Gallant throws a grant farewell party and writes a letter about its time in America
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway attended a lavish costume party dressed as Superwoman. I have the strangest boner right now
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a cop party until an Assistant Chief Constable whips one out and screams 'Look at these, look at these, these are the breasts of someone who has had three children' at one of her subordinates who just had a boob job
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
France has decided Sausage Party is suitable for 12 year olds. Naturally some people have a problem with this
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Rural Democratic Party leaders to the rest of the party, "We told you so"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know you've had a little too much fun drinking when you wake up in the morgue
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
...or it could just mean lots of people thought all the choices sucked this round
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The reason working class white people voted for Trump was not racism, but rather that he gave them a sense of meaning, and belonging, a feeling there was something to fight for. The democratic party on the other hand, is just boring technocrats
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just another day in the life of Floyd Mayweather Jr - Interviews with the press, partying with friends, cashing a personal check for $100,000,000
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
19 year old newly elected homeschooled snowflake regressive social conservative has delayed his swearing in so he can arrange a big party, not so he will miss an important vote on LGBTQ legislation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina Board of Elections is done listening to Pat McCrory's whining, tosses out several of his grievances on the election
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Burt Reynold's home from "Boogie Nights" on the market for $1.5 mil. 13-inch penis not included
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Sun November 27, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man busted with $330,000 worth of weed wrapped like Christmas presents. Man that would have been a heck of a Christmas party
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In Norway, high school graduates get prizes for having sex in the great outdoors, spend tens of thousands of dollars on pimped-up party wagons and spend three weeks getting drunk (not safe for work)
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jill Stein's recount effort may seem like a long shot, but, let's just note that the Green Party candidate swinging the election in Hillary Clinton's favor would be just about the most 2016 outcome possible, sooo
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Thu November 24, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells House Republicans: "You're no longer Reagan's party." Well, duh. I mean how many times did that guy raise taxes? And he armed a bunch of terrorists. What a RINO
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(NBC)
 
 
 
While you prepare your turkeys and drink yourself stupid to face your family and their political talk this year, why not watch a bunch of huge balloons float down the street in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 9 AM on NBC
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's party like it's 1933", inside the world of Richard Spencer, the leader of "Americans Seeking Kyle Mainly European-descended Nationalists"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Ways to combat winter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Politico editor resigns after publishing an alt-right leader's home address
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's play Party Quirks: Your card reads, "Racist businessman slowly turning into Hillary Clinton"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Couple discovers 'In sickness and in health' also applies when the caterer brings salmonella to your wedding reception
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Feeling left out after Nazism, racism and mumps make a comeback, whooping cough clears its throat and joins the party. Polio now on deck
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Robert Reich's eight-point plan for a new Democratic party
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Republicans in 2012: who inside our party is to blame for our loss? Democrats in 2016: who outside our party is to blame for our loss?
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Sat November 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
52% of Americans can't stand House Speaker Paul Ryan. Fark: It's his highest approval rating to date
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sonoma Fark Party November 19th, Carneros Brewing Company/Ceja Vineyards Tasting Room @ 1 PM local time
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Fri November 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ohio Man Yells At Clout
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democrats' biggest mistake of the 2016 election: Not realizing Obama's coalition wasn't THEIR coalition
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's Transition team: "Let's set the record straight. We're not making a 'Muslim Registry'. It's more of an...uhh..invite list for..umm...a party that's just for Muslims. Yeah, that's the ticket"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hey, you know, we really owe Trump a fair chance, maybe he-oh never mind then. Trump announces he's picking Jeff Sessions as attorney General, Gen Michael "I heart Putin" FLynn as National Security Adviser and Tea Party Rep. Pompeo to run the CIA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to put the Brenden Dassey welcome home party plans on hold
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Just like the Republican Party is not actually conservative anymore, the Democratic Party is no longer liberal
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP concludes that since Trump won, they don't actually have to do any minority outreach
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Due to a quirk in the new California recreational marijuana law, medical marijuana is tax free until 2018. Subby thinks he knows what was going on at that initiative drafting party
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Party Rock Fire rages on mostly uncontained in western North Carolina, where residents are not having a good time
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So Kushner's father was prosecuted by Christie for tampering with witnesses, his sister and brother in law. Kushner hired a prostitute to trap the brother in law at a family party. Confused? You won't be after this episode of SOAP
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump protesters claim they will "make the Tea Party of the left". So...socialists?
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
The Beastie Boys' Licensed To Ill turns 30 today - A toast to those still fighting for our right to party
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren gets real, criticizes Obamacare and argues that the Democratic Party's failure to connect with working and middle-class people had opened the door for Donald Trump to win the presidency
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New Kids on the Block announce summer tour with Boyz II Men and Paula Abdul. Yes, you read that right
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Rock 2020
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
George Soros is putting together a super team of union bosses, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Keith Ellison, and others to take back the Democratic Party and form a Trump resistance
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Since 2008, the Democratic party has shed 870 legislators and leaders at the state and federal levels. Discuss
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Give 'em hell Harry
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Can you imagine the sort of guy who'd leave Trump's victory party just to buy $1B of S&P index futures during an overnight market crash? Icahn
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(A Plus)
 
 
 
Once a bad boy of the culinary world circa 1999, Anthony Bourdain reiterates that he's just a boring dad and that you don't want to party with him now. "Fatherhood changes everything. At that moment, you stop being the star of the film"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal female Muslim woman who agrees with most Democratic Party policies explains why she voted for Trump
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Wed November 09, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Did you miss going to the Trump election party? Here are the drinks that the cash bar was offering, complete with prices
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich explains why the white working class abandoned the Democratic Party in favor of the Orange menace
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Third party voters ruined America last night
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Tue November 08, 2016
(One America News Network)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting six years for another full 'Take That' reunion, your ship maybe possibly has come in
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
MSNBC's king of false equivalence has analyzed this election and the fault goes to.....both sides. Now who should I vote for?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The absolutely best advertisement this political season. Watch this before you vote today, and you'll be assured of the effectiveness of your democratic process and know that our republic will endure. Bonus a cute redhead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ryan is sure that Trump, who has called Ryan a weak ineffective moronic pussy assed wuss of a man child idiot, can unify the party
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Mon November 07, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The music has stopped at Janet Reno's dance party
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to throw YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE 'Victory' party at Midtown Hilton for his many tremendous friends on election night
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Goatfarker of Bosporus just went full dictator and started arresting members of parliament of the opposition party
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Word on the Capital Hill street is that Paul Ryan will fall on his sword for the Republican Party
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Volkswagen splits with historian they hired to chronicle company's connections with the Nazi Party during WWII. He may now be hiding in the attic of a building in Amsterdam and writing a diary
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Nigel Farage who led Brexit campaign now leaving UK...to work for Donald Trump
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will the Republican party split into two parties? If so, what will their names be?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: The cops bust your underage drinking party. Good: You manage to escape into the woods. Fark: You have to call 911 for a rescue after getting lost
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Country before Party
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Sorry left wing of Democratic Party but your party will be short lived once Hillary gets into office, you see her presidency will be one long miserable slog with you on the outside
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Tue November 01, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting journalism on how that dildo ended up on the field in Buffalo
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Over 1/3 of lay-about, lazy, overpaid federal workers will quit if The Donald becomes President. Will they also move to Canada?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un's wife hasn't been seen in public in over 7 months. Anybody happen to see a pack of wild dogs lately?
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who dumped the truckload of manure outside a Democratic Party office has been identified, and he's from Lebanon. Slow down, there, buddy - Lebanon, Ohio
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Freddy Krueger shoots five at Halloween party. These reboot sequels are so unimaginative
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sony finally puts the PS3 out of its misery: "There's no sign that Sony will stop giving PS3 owners free old games through PS+, but without first-party support for new titles, owners of the legacy console don't have much to look forward to any more"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican Party sends out mailers warning you that your new neighbor is the ISIS ...because BOO
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ABC 10 UP)
 
 
 
I know I'm a Republican, but you should vote for me because my opponent may be a Democrat now, but next year he's going to switch to the Republican Party
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Someone dumped a load of manure in front of the Ohio Democratic Party Headquarters
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals Jose Fernandez was partying like a celebrity before he died
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