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Headlines matching 'party'
Sun May 27, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(LA Times) Obvious How can you tell when one party thinks it will lose an election? When it begins to argue that the election in question doesn't really matter  (latimes.com) (249)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty Chicago Fark Party - 9 June - New bat time, new bat channel  (fark.com) (104)
(BBC) Spiffy Glitz, kitsch, human rights violations, a pack of Russian grandmothers, more cheese than a tailgate party at Lambeau Field, politicized voting, and Engelbert farking Humperdinck. It must be time for your 2012 Eurovision Song Contest thread  (bbc.co.uk) (409)
(Fark) FarkParty San Diego Fark Party, THIS SATURDAY May 26th 6:00pm at Pizza Port Solana Beach  (fark.com) (291)
(Fark) FarkParty TORONTO FARK PARTY - June 2nd. 1pm Blue Jays v. Red Sox, 8pm variety show at The Comedy Bar - stand-up, music and burlesque acts put together by our very own Mike "Nug" Nahrgang (AKA The Mustard Man). Come mooch a beer off Drew  (fark.com) (144)


Fri May 25, 2012
(The Mercury) Interesting Mum of two talks about her recent trip to the Playboy Mansion. Yes there's a gallery. Yes there was a lingerie/pyjama party. No, there's no word from her boyfriend about what he thinks about the trip  (themercury.com.au) (44)
(whdh) Amusing Don't you just hate it when a bunch of heifers crash your party and drink all the beer?  (www1.whdh.com) (34)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sick Am I dreaming or did a priest just claim a missing girl buried in a mobster's tomb was a Vatican sex party slave victim?  (dailymail.co.uk) (185)
(Daily Kos) Ironic TeaParty freshmen in congress already received $600k in contributions by banks. Change you can believe in  (dailykos.com) (65)


Wed May 23, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Fail Realizing that maybe the economy isn't his strong point, Romney shifts focus to education. You know, that part of the federal government over half his party wants to get rid of  (wrcbtv.com) (40)
(Fark) FarkParty Geek Pride Night 9pm 5/23 at Skybar in Bowling Green, OH. Farkers most definitely welcome to our party  (fark.com) (45)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine The Iowa GOP officially endorsing the birther movement is probably the least crazy part of their party platform  (thinkprogress.org) (115)
(Mother Jones) Interesting Tea Party Patriots' latest IRS filing indicates that they may have filled their fundraising boat with too much money  (motherjones.com) (26)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Building built with 500,000 beer bottles, or the trash from roughly one fark party  (lvrj.com) (20)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan party at Hollywood home until 7am with predictable results  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)


Tue May 15, 2012
(McClatchy) Obvious Quietly, the Republican Party embraces gays, adjusts stance  (mcclatchydc.com) (271)
(Twitchy) Fail Out: centrist third party; In: centrist emo party  (twitchy.com) (30)
(The Sun) Stupid Nanny state sends police to a toddler's birthday party because. A) Parents got in a fight. B) Pedophile was present. C) Mom tried to light the candles  (thesun.co.uk) (49)
(CBC) Sick When a company has a monopoly they can raise power rates for the 7th time in 11 years and then throw a lavish party the next day  (cbc.ca) (97)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Coming Soon) Cool New photos from "Total Recall" remake. SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER  (comingsoon.net) (73)
(Salon) Amusing The Tea Party may throw Mitch McConnell out of his leadership post for being too compromising with the Democrats  (salon.com) (101)


Sun May 13, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Yarr....Dutch court fires broadside right into the mizzen mast of the Pirate Party. Legal experts expect them to drop anchor and shiver their timbers and I can't remember any other pirate terms right now  (bbc.co.uk) (29)
(AZCentral) Interesting Now it's getting interesting: Ron Paul supporters boo Mitt Romney's son off the stage at the Arizona Republican Party convention. "The white Obama"  (azcentral.com) (383)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Think Progress) Amusing Tea Party-backed candidate who defeated Dick Lugar (R-IN) in GOP Senate primary says that bipartisanship is "Democrats coming to the Republican point of view"  (thinkprogress.org) (129)
(WTKR) Interesting Virginia Attorney General and Tea-Party darling Ken Cuccinelli has heated interview with Bill O'Reilly. Who do you think is the 'winner'?  (wtkr.com) (60)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty Imprompteux Nola Fark Party shaping up for Friday night at Cooter Brown's... DIT  (fark.com) (51)
(Media Matters) Asinine When Breitbart blogger told a Tea Party crowd they had to kill Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) because she's an "evil monster," he didn't mean they had to actually KILL her. Why do you libs have to take everything so seriously?  (mediamatters.org) (147)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Dick Lugar does not go gently into that good night, lashes out at the Tea Party upstart who defeated him, giving Democrats plenty of ammunition for the November election  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Hot Air) Interesting Industries dependent on massive government handouts to even pretend that they make a profit, upset at these Tea Party people think that the government shouldn't prop up failing industries in favor of successful companies  (hotair.com) (73)
(LA Times) Dumbass Man stabs party-goers after cake dispute. No lie  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (79)
(Fark) Spiffy SAVE THE DATE - Amsterdam Fark Party on Sept. 29 - Scheduled to appear: Drew  (fark.com) (31)
(WRCB-TV) Scary When you drink, you pass out in the yard. When you pass out in the yard, your party guests can't see you. When your party guests can't see you, one of them will drive over you. Don't let your party guests drive over you  (wrcbtv.com) (43)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Reason Magazine) Obvious This year's Libertarian Party convention? Why yes, it did end up being a complete clusterfark  (reason.com) (284)


Sat May 05, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In tribute to Adam Yauch, Coldplay played (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party) at their show last night. And yes, there is video of the performance  (hollywoodreporter.com) (94)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Dick Lugar (R-eally wishing his party wasn't crazy) losing to Tea Party challenger   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (105)
(STV.tv) Fail UK government political party defeated in election by a man dressed as a penguin  (local.stv.tv) (46)
(SacBee) Dumbass California GOP calls press conference to advertise itself as "Party of Yes". Then immediately calls for "no" vote on tax proposition  (blogs.sacbee.com) (271)


Thu May 03, 2012
(610 WIOD) Florida Tea Party candidate dies during forum at Homer's Smorgasbord. That is all  (610wiod.com) (118)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Iron clad proof that America will always have a two party political system  (dailykos.com) (84)
(First Coast News) Florida Looking for unique venue to hold your kid's birthday party? Look no farther than your local funeral home. "We've done a bridal shower, a baby shower, a surprise birthday party"  (firstcoastnews.com) (11)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Antarctica Bar) Cool Reminder: NYC Fark Party tonight: 9pm Antarctica Bar on Hudson. Johnny Walker tasting is full, this is the afterparty (LGT location)  (antarcticabar.com) (144)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Two players for the Nashville Predators suspended because they stayed out late partying the night before a playoff game. If the whole NHL thing doesn't work out for them they could always get a job with the Secret Service  (azcentral.com) (33)
(Des Moines Register) Silly Cardboard cutout of Tim Tebow accompanies Iowa high schooler to prom, is expected to make the next Fark party  (desmoinesregister.com) (43)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Newser) Florida Senior Citizen Attacks Golfing Bachelor Party. Tells them to respect their elders ... as he drives a golf cart into them  (newser.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Misc Unattended multi-million dollar mansions in San Diego are being raided by groups of up to 400 very hard-partying teens. "The house was trashed. Vomit, cigarette butts, bottles everywhere"  (10news.com) (95)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida From the "I Want To Party With Her" files: Woman caught shoplifting Coppertone Dry Oil, Modelo beer, Pepsi, Bubba keg, Combo ink, Tampax tampons, shampoo, Energizer batteries, and Venus razors  (nwfdailynews.com) (52)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing The face of the Tea Party in PA  (post-gazette.com) (253)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty EuroFark Party, Prague, April 27-28  (fark.com) (64)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Celebslam) Interesting Tara Reid worried that reports about her partying are affecting her career, surprising many who were unaware that Tara Reid still had a career  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (26)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Karl Rove is trying to be the Conservative voice of reason, warning fellow party members trying to link Obama to the Secret Service Scandal and GSA was a bad idea  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (128)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Business Insider) Scary Russia sends R.S.V.P. reply for gracious invitation to summer mega-party "IranSlam 2012". All are reminded it's BYOB  (articles.businessinsider.com) (197)
(Daily Mail) Silly The best way to mark the Queen's 60 years on the throne is with. A) A huge party. B) A statue. C) A commemorative can of beans  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)
(Yahoo) Interesting Inside the GOP's anti-Obama "war room" where the best minds of the party wrestle with how Obama can be a Communist AND a Fascist, and whether he's a secret Muslim or a devoted Follower of the Rev, Wright  (news.yahoo.com) (40)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Think Progress) Scary The Republican Party's economic platform in 2012: What Bush did, "just updated"  (thinkprogress.org) (58)
(Courier Mail) Asinine 13-year-old girl sued for accidentally hitting a classmate in the eye with a tennis ball during a tennis lesson. This is why someday soon you're going to be forced to buy third-party insurance if you want your child to play sports  (couriermail.com.au) (168)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Orrin Hatch falls to the Tea Party, will now be forced to run for reelection   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (79)
(Fark) FarkParty Twin Cities Fark Party TONIGHT April 21st, Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge. Now with 17% more out-of-towner  (fark.com) (611)


Tue April 17, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Hillary Clinton, party animal - the morning after  (nypost.com) (66)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Upon realizing they have no other option, the Tea Party is starting to warm up to Mitt Romney  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (202)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Huffington Post) Asinine Tea Party speaker: "We will not be silenced by f*ggots." Clearly this is a tea-party colloquialism that somehow relates to economic issues. Perhaps he meant "Keynesian acolytes"  (huffingtonpost.com) (503)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Romney offering "preferred status" to Inauguration for donors who cough up $50,000. Still unsure where the party tent will be set up to get a good view of Obama's swearing in, though  (buzzfeed.com) (98)
(MSNBC) Scary American Nazi Party gets its first lobbyist. Know who else lobbied the Germans?  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (188)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Newser) Interesting While the media was obsessed with #Occupy's antics, the tea party was busy with the -really- freaky shiat: meetings. Going over legislative records, following debates, arguing with each other, preparing candidates. And no drum circles. Ew  (newser.com) (280)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Reason Magazine) Amusing Senator Orrin Hatch (R-eally pissed) is "doggone offended" by "radical libertarians," threatens to punch them in the mouth. Ah, the sound of a neo-con where the tea party is challenging his incumbency  (reason.com) (232)
(Fark) Amusing Tampa Fark party at Tiny Tap on May 5, because, why not? Anyone in?  (fark.com) (16)


Fri April 13, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Scary The peacekeeper slowly entered, surprising the illegal gambling party. He knew these men were among the rich and powerful, but the tin shield on his chest proclaimed justice for all. Then one of the gamblers, in desperation, pulled a gun  (wrcbtv.com) (112)


Wed April 11, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine Red Sox: Hey, sorry about when you quit and we released a story saying you lost control of the team and you were hepped up on goofballs; please come back for our Fenway 100th birthday party? Terry Francona: LOLNO  (espn.go.com) (124)


Tue April 10, 2012
(MSNBC) Weird The most recent conservative to be trampled by the Republican party's rush to the right is "RINO" Dick Lugar  (video.msnbc.msn.com) (137)
(Starpulse) Obvious Hillary Clinton, partying a bit too hard, accused of battery (pics)  (starpulse.com) (50)


Sun April 08, 2012
(PennLive) Followup Farker's daughter found after missing for 4 days. She's safe and back home after several days of partying. Subby thanks those who kept a look out for her and shared her info  (pennlive.com) (579)
(Fox News) Obvious Who's to blame for a 2010 government "conference" in Las Vegas that was basically a taxpayer-funded fark party? Who do you think  (foxnews.com) (154)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Daily Kos contributor Armando invokes the Dennis Green argument for the current Republican Party  (dailykos.com) (95)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool Last Call for NJ Fark Party Saturday April 7th Freehold/Howell. Please let us know if you're planning to attend & whether you're chargin' your lazer or just joining us to imbibe. DIT  (iplayamerica.com) (66)


Thu April 05, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting The underlying question behind this years' otherwise entertaining GOP primary season is when (not if) the religious right will move on from the Republican-in-name-only Republican Party  (thedailybeast.com) (90)
(CBS News) Asinine Armed Forces Tea Party, for when your politics are more important than your service  (cbsnews.com) (199)
(The Daily Caller) Fail Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter are taking their special brand of hatred and venom--normally reserved for Democrats--and turning on each other, arguing over the biggest idiot in the Republican party  (dailycaller.com) (145)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Fark) Silly I know you guys are sick of hearing about the Vegas Fark Party, but this one contains [OMGOMGOMG] Dinosaurs. LGT original thread  (fark.com) (152)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Check out the world's quietest place, where just being there is unbearable and can make you hallucinate. Hint: it's not Kirk Cameron's birthday party  (dailymail.co.uk) (259)


Tue April 03, 2012
(News 3 Las Vegas) Cool The week after the World Fark Party II in Vegas, a six-pack of beers gets a seat on Las Vegas City Council. Coincidence?  (mynews3.com) (12)
(Las Vegas Sun) Unlikely Look who else wants a party held in Las Vegas  (lasvegassun.com) (20)
(LAist) Ironic Woman can't read her Steve Jobs biography because 1,600 iPhone-clutching revelers spontaneously hold a houseparty next door: "(Jobs) spirit was here when these kids were out there with their iPhones"  (laist.com) (31)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Warming Glow) Asinine At the Community wrap party, creator Dan Harmon delivered a "f*ck you, Chevy Chase" speech and encouraged the entire crew to say "f*ck you" to Chevy Chase. Needless to say, Chevy Chase isn't very pleased about this  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (205)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty World Fark Party II - Las Vegas Nevada: March 30 - Apr 1  (fark.com) (too many)


Sat March 31, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Silly For those of us that can't be in Las Vegas, we can have our own party with this week's Mugshot Roundup. And it's a good one  (thesmokinggun.com) (86)
(QC Online) Sappy The oldest man in the United States, Shelby Harris, celebrates his 111th birthday today. Hopefully the nursing home doesn't throw him a surprise party  (qconline.com) (23)


Thu March 29, 2012
(YouTube) Video Hot new band called "Nine Inch Nails" on 1989 Dance Party USA TV show  (youtube.com) (39)
(KHOU Houston) Fail Bad: Brawl erupts at party after beer runs out. Worse: Four people shot, two stabbed, two beaten, one dead. FARK: This was a kid's birthday party  (khou.com) (99)


Wed March 28, 2012
(SFGate) Interesting GOP rising star leaves party, adding, "I've fought in a war and I've seen the enemy. We don't have enemies in our political environment here...but in today's political environment, you're expected to play the game"  (blog.sfgate.com) (79)


Tue March 27, 2012
(CBS News) Stupid Come one, who wouldn't want to pay $50 for a picture with a guy who has absolutely not chance of winning his party's nomination?  (cbsnews.com) (52)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool Sat. April 7th NJ Fark Party for Sir Cumference the Flatulent. Update: We're still hitting up Iplay America for some laser tag, but food & drink venue has changed DIT  (iplayamerica.com) (98)
(Abc.net.au) Amusing Billionaire trolls Australian media to help get political party elected  (abc.net.au) (15)
(YouTube) PSA With the World Fark Party II looming, please Farkers, don't let this happen to you  (youtube.com) (26)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Fail Tired of your parents out partying until dawn? Set fire to their bed and blame cartoons  (omaha.com) (47)


Fri March 23, 2012
(RealClearPolitics) Interesting If Obama and the Democratic Party will not use their power to close the inequality gap right here in their own playpen, how do they remain credible in Middle America?  (realclearpolitics.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Amusing Possible Cougar Reported at U. of Mich. Campus... Party at UofM  (myfoxdetroit.com) (43)
(WPTV) Florida When you go to an event described as "500 acres of mud and party" with your wife to see strippers, you know it can only end in blood and tears  (wptv.com) (66)


Thu March 22, 2012
(NBC DFW) Stupid When posting an invitation about your "Crazy Project X Type Party", please remember that the police read Craigslist, too, kiddies  (nbcdfw.com) (46)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Chicago lawmaker caught on tape by the FBI accepting a bribe, still wins his party's primary with 76% of the vote. Officials say this being Chicago, the bribery charged may actually have helped him  (news.yahoo.com) (45)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Liberty Republican Forum) Interesting Liberty Republican Forum illustrates their article about Missouri party voting with a jaw-dropping photo courtesy of FARK  (fontcraft.com) (0)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange When the son of a celebrity turns 25, they usually receive a new car, vacation home, or at least have a huge party. But then, if you're Kris Jenner, you give your son a mostly-nude pic of yourself. "Gee, thanks Mom"  (dailymail.co.uk) (51)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Floridians afraid that Movies like "Project X" are making kids want to party, get drunk, do drugs, and break things. "They never would have came up with that idea themselves"  (sun-sentinel.com) (65)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting MN Senate Majority leader has affair with staffer, staffer is fired. Staffer now suing for being fired for gender; threatens to release names of other staffers having affairs with legislators. Diffculty: Guess party and genders involved   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (54)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious We are Romney. Lower your expectations and surrender your votes. We will add your political distinctiveness to our own. Your Tea Party will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile  (chicagotribune.com) (35)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Strange Teen gets busted for throwing a party while her parents are out of town when her dad remotely checks on the home's energy consumption. This never happened in a John Hughes' movie  (mnn.com) (97)
(Quad City Times) Amusing GOP candidate addresses local Democratic party convention by mistake  (qctimes.com) (62)
(The New York Times) Asinine You'll never guess which party opposes renewing the Violence Against Women Act  (nytimes.com) (535)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely 34 percent of DC singles rate themselves "heavy drinkers," the highest among US cities surveyed. Which reminds me -- when's the next DC Fark Party?  (washingtonpost.com) (129)


Mon March 12, 2012
(KMBC) Interesting Man dies at own bachelor party, dodges major bullet  (kmbc.com) (96)


Sun March 11, 2012
(YouTube) Cool This week SHMHC goes retro with Black Sabba... wait... uh... that's not Sabbath? Really? Eh, whatever, the song kills, let's party like it's 1973  (youtube.com) (57)


Sat March 10, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine Republican party finally sees the error of their ways and quietly lets the war against women drop... JUST KIDDING, a Georgia State Representative compares pregnant women to cattle and pigs  (rawstory.com) (334)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool NJ Fark Party - Come meet ex-pat Sir Cumference the Flatulent while he's back in the states Join us for some video games & laser tag @ iPlay first & then onto dinner & drinks @ Moore's Tavern (Freehold) Saturday April 7th  (moorestavern.com) (69)
(Fark) FarkParty Dallas Fark Party, TONIGHT at Jack Daniels Bar and Grill. Starts 6PM - Drew will be there - ALL WELCOME  (fark.com) (218)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Kids: You need to MAINTAIN at the party. If you pass out, your drunken friends will carry you to the car and kill you on the way home. Actually, they'll kill you and themselves, along with some other random drunk guy. This story is a mess  (hometownannapolis.com) (103)
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, TFettes: Here's a list of all the Vegas party pools where you'll be able to go topless for the Fark Convention March 30-April 1  (travel.usatoday.com) (117)
(Democratic Underground) Obvious Imagine a country where there's: No Obamacare, No income tax, A complete free market, No Unions, No Govt involved in Business, Health Care, Labor matters or pretty much anything else except national security. Here's the Tea Party Heaven  (democraticunderground.com) (226)


Fri March 02, 2012
(AZCentral) Stupid Police cut straight to the heart of the Arizona criminal gambling empire when they raid elderly women's poker party and summon 98 yr old and 40 others to court  (azcentral.com) (40)


Thu March 01, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious You say "grimly depressing, glumly unfunny teensploitation comedy about an epic all-night party that devolves into anarchy" like it's a bad thing  (hollywoodreporter.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Fail Tea Party under attack from (a) Dem. politicians (b) Left wing bloggers (c) The IRS  (mega949.com) (74)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Daily Kos) Ironic Mitt Romney decries despicable tactic of voting in other party's primary, used by such miscreants as Mitt Romney  (dailykos.com) (96)
(SLTrib) Ironic Republican Party started out anti-Mormon. Tomorrow will reveal if it still is  (sltrib.com) (39)


Mon February 27, 2012
(New York Magazine) Interesting Why the Republican party is a dying entity  (nymag.com) (317)
(Viral Footage) Video Tilt shift of the Carnaval party in Rio de Janeiro  (viralfootage.com) (16)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid On today's "This is Your Republican Party," Rick Santorum calls Obama a "snob" for wanting people to go to college   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (432)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty Fark Party in Asheville, NC area on Saturday at 7:30  (fark.com) (108)


Fri February 24, 2012
(BBC) Sick Asinine: Councillor celebrated his re-election by sexually assaulting a schoolgirl at a drunken party. Classy: Blames his sons and their friends for child porn on his PC. Bonus: Was Chairman of Child Welfare Committee  (bbc.co.uk) (22)
(The Raw Story) Stupid "Jon Huntsman calls for third party" Uh, how about America First Party, American Party, American Populist Party, American Socialist Party, American Third Position Party, or the America's Party. And that's just the A's Jon  (rawstory.com) (189)
(Fark) FarkParty NorCal Vegas Liver Warm-Up party: Friday, Feb 24th @ 7:30 PM @ Lefty O'Doul's. Drew will be there  (fark.com) (80)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Washington Post) Cool Come for a party with the stars in the Florida Keys. No, not stars like Lady Gaga and that Bieber thing. Real stars  (washingtonpost.com) (12)
(Yahoo) Sad 14 year old girl dies at party from inhaling helium, party guests tried to revive her by pinching her lip corners and letting the helium out with little squeaks to no avail  (news.yahoo.com) (102)
(Madison East) Amusing If you are going to be an impostor do you: a) become an airline pilot, b) weasel your way into a party at the White House, or c) become general manager at Denny's?   (madisoneast.channel3000.com) (26)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Scientific American) Obvious Warmer planet could be dominated by mosquitoes, ticks, rodents, jellyfish, tea party  (scientificamerican.com) (44)
(YouTube) Spiffy Band plays intro theme for Game of Thrones at house party  (youtube.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Fark Vegas World Party 2012 predictions  (pledgebank.com) (24)


Sun February 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious (Insert party out of power) ready to hit (insert President) on the soaring price of gas. Not a repeat from every election year in the 21st century  (msnbc.msn.com) (239)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Cool Tina Fey and the Cult of Liz Lemon. If they ever got her to run for politics, she could start her own offshoot Lemon Party  (rollingstone.com) (52)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Semi-professional con man, White House party crasher, and reality TV star Tareq Salahi sues his wife for $50 million saying her affair with Journey's guitarist "made him look like a buffoon". Yeah, you were golden until then  (news.yahoo.com) (37)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail In one day, the GOP managed to set back the party's position on women back to the 1950s. Good luck getting out of this PR nightmare   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (397)


Thu February 16, 2012
(MyFox Twin Cities) Amusing Neighbor from Hell wears sunglasses at night, flashes crotch at kids birthday party, flips the bird to news reporter  (myfoxtwincities.com) (187)


Wed February 15, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting Michelle Malkin's top Tea Party favorites for the upcoming election. Some of them can even read  (nypost.com) (33)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Ogden Standard-Examiner) Amusing Dads, before showing "The Smurfs" DVD from your laptop at your kid's birthday party, make sure you didn't store porn movies on it as well  (standard.net) (87)


Sun February 12, 2012
(News.com.au) Dumbass Teens attack police at rowdy party, with predictable results  (news.com.au) (32)


Sat February 11, 2012
(News.com.au) Sad Experts say using Facebook is like attending an online party -- one where you want to leap from the balcony  (news.com.au) (37)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Emma Watson wears sheer red lace dress to Lancome party. This is relevant to your interests  (dailymail.co.uk) (138)


Thu February 09, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious Rep. "Shoulder thing that goes up" may be redistricted out of Congress by her own party  (nydailynews.com) (43)
(Fark) FarkBlog WORLD FARK PARTY II: Mar 30 - Apr 1 in Las Vegas - see comments for details  (fark.com) (355)
(First Coast News) Dumbass Party City isn't supposed to be about a party in your pants but surveillance video shows that's what it's become for shoplifters  (firstcoastnews.com) (20)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Mitt Romney's latest proposal has been denounced by TEA party leaders, The Club For Growth, and the US Chamber of Commerce and described as "class warfare". The proposal? Making sure the minimum wage keeps up with inflation  (news.yahoo.com) (286)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Prince Frederic von Anhalt throws lavish 95th birthday party for Zsa Zsa Gabor, complete with buffet and 130 guests. Zsa Zsa spends day wishing for sweet embrace of death to finally come claim her. (with sad pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Cool Have too many limes left over from your Super Bowl party? Save them for Monday Night RAW, tonight at 9pm EST  (bleacherreport.com) (2283)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Clarion Ledger) Amusing Boy wears "I Heart Boobies" t-shirt to skate party. Then things get weird  (clarionledger.com) (193)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Let citrus turn your next dinner into a lemon party  (suntimes.com) (76)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea  (suntimes.com) (29)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney follows up his decisive Florida primary win with another shot to the foot: I'm not concerned about the very poor...that's what the Democratic party is for  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (291)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Courier Mail) Sad Another Club Med closes, narrowing the list of vacation destinations for balding, hairy-backed men hoping to get invited to a swinger party as they wander about the beach sucking down pina coladas while in the full throes of a mid-life crisis  (couriermail.com.au) (42)
(WBIR) Dumbass Tennessee Tea Party wants to remove slavery from textbooks. But don't you dare call them racist  (wbir.com) (345)

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