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Wed May 23, 2012
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Porn actress pleads guilty to 2nd degree murder. Judging by the mugshot I'm guessing it was entrapment
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tampabay.com
)
(34)
Tue May 15, 2012
What does a judge say to a 26-year-old who abandoned children to have sex with a 13-year old? a) life without parole. b) chemical castration. c) if you were male, I'd send you to prison, but instead here's a little probation
(
mysanantonio.com
)
(168)
Thu April 05, 2012
You may want to study his current photographs, because Charles Manson is up for parole again, and if he is released he very well might EAT YOUR CHILDREN
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(137)
Wed April 04, 2012
(The banker)
Man shot on Connecticut Avenue after getting out of jail. Suspect is described as wearing a monocle and top hat
(
thedailynorwalk.com
)
(16)
Mon April 02, 2012
How to commit the perfect murder; watch soap operas and TV crime dramas then take hammer to mother
(
telegraph.co.uk
)
(30)
Tue March 13, 2012
(Some Guy)
If you're on parole for having sex with a student, it might be best if you don't have that same student in your closet when your parole officer stops by for a visit
(
necn.com
)
(52)
Fri March 02, 2012
Kicking a football through the goalposts can get you three points. Kicking a kitten through the goalposts can get you three months
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(156)
Tue February 28, 2012
Arizona to execute a vicious Moormann. No this isn't related to the Republican primaries
(
azcentral.com
)
(51)
Even Albuquerque PD aren't immune to true love; delay hauling him in for a parole violation long enough to let him get married at a Chevron station
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(22)
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