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Headlines matching 'parking lot'
Mon February 06, 2012
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(My Northwest) Unlikely Amazon hopes to satisfy customers that enjoy long lines, crowded parking lots, and surly retail clerks  (mynorthwest.com) (28)


Wed January 25, 2012
(First Coast News) Florida It's a case of who's creepier - the guy who ditched his kids in the car or the guy lurking in the parking lot watching the kids ditched in the car  (downtownjax.firstcoastnews.com) (65)


Wed January 18, 2012
(NYPost) Silly NJ Governor Chris Christie says that if the NY Giants win the Superbowl NJ should pay for them to parade around the Meadowlands parking lot in lieu of NYC paying for a parade down Broadway in Manhattan  (nypost.com) (104)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Detroit police cannot keep up with the recent rise in car break-ins plaguing the city streets. Their solution? Don't park there anymore  (autoblog.com) (49)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Oregon Live) Amusing Small town community spends eight years raising funds to build a park, only to discover patrons of a nearby strip club are allowed to park in its parking lot  (oregonlive.com) (201)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Cops in uniform caught meeting up in empty parking lot and playing football. (with pics) Some people have a problem with this  (13wmaz.com) (83)
(Jalopnik) Cool This aircraft carrier is the world's most expensive parking lot  (jalopnik.com) (31)


Thu January 12, 2012
(STLToday) Interesting Grandma got run over by a white tail..Walking on the lot one Thursday Eve  (stltoday.com) (22)


Sat January 07, 2012
(News.com.au) Weird Christine rolls through car-park, across the road, down the driveway, under the roller door, and parks perfectly inside a garage. Ta-da  (news.com.au) (32)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Quad City Times) PSA Nudity is not allowed in a McDonald's parking lot, as this couple recently learned  (qctimes.com) (79)


Thu December 29, 2011
(WWL) Dumbass If you live in the projects and think it will be a good idea to rob a bank in the wealthy suburbs, it might be a good idea to get a getaway car that won't stall out and die in the bank parking lot  (wwl.com) (30)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Mrs. Claus is fired from the mall for A) Hitting the kids? B) Seducing the kids? C) Having her car stolen from the mall parking lot and telling the press thereby creating negative publicity for the mall?  (lcsun-news.com) (36)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Dumbass Naked from the waist down, urinating, defecating, and peeking in windows is no way to go through a hotel's parking lot... Officer  (news.cincinnati.com) (43)
(11 Alive) Asinine It apparently needs to be said: Do not give $10,000 in cash to the 'stock broker' you met in a parking lot  (roswell.11alive.com) (51)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Cape Cod Times) Scary Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to smashed car windows in the Toys R Us parking lot  (capecodonline.com) (35)


Thu November 24, 2011
(The Register) Interesting A tale from 1977 when "mobile computing" was more parking-lot-top than laptop and required a truck  (theregister.co.uk) (11)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Thief steals gift basket being raffled off to raise money for a four-year-old cancer patient. Sees news reports of his asshattery, calls restaurant where raffle was held and tells them it can be found in their parking lot. Still a big asshat  (wtkr.com) (32)


Sat November 12, 2011
(WSAZ) Scary Not news: Mother has drug problem. News: Mother nods off with syringe still in arm. Fark: In the Go-Mart parking lot with two-year-old child beside her in front seat  (wsaz.com) (89)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Just before peeling out of the WaPo parking lot in his IROC-Z while blasting his Maiden/Priest mix tape, George Will says Mitt Romney is an elitist what thinks he's better than you who wants to take away your smokes and truck nutz  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (78)


Wed October 26, 2011
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida When do you know it's time to switch from huffing Ultra-Duster to a lighter inhalant: The stolen '90 Camry? The police lights in its rearview? The feces?  (naplesnews.com) (25)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Man gets bilked out of thousands in money and gold coins by the old "$100,000 wrapped in an African prayer cloth in the Home Depot parking lot" trick  (timesheraldonline.com) (87)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post notes that if you are crash landing a plane in a strip mall, astute FARK readers will quickly find the footage (1st paragraph)  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary 81-year-old can't find farmer's market from the air, lands his 1973 Cessna in a strip mall parking lot instead. With security cam video of the 'landing'  (wtkr.com) (87)

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