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65 headlines found matching 'parking'
Sat June 24, 2017
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Farmers with herbicide-resistant Monsanto plants use weedkiller that drifts to neighboring farms, sparking Farmageddon
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
You can't fight city hall, but you can ram the police headquarters if you're desperate enough
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Some Expired Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smart parking meter
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Wed June 21, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get all sorts of shady deals from strangers in parking lots: someone selling speakers out of a van, cheap steaks from a suspicious truck, Florida women trying to give away toddlers
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Mon June 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Little league coach charged after doing what every Little league coach, ever, has wanted to do
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Thu June 15, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Not Florida: shooting the breeze. Florida: shooting at The Breeze
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Back in 2016, Rand Paul said we have a 2nd Amendment so that we can take out tyrannical government types. Unless, of course, you're talking about 2017 Republicans, then the 2nd Amendment sucks
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Tue June 13, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You're supposed to pay your outstanding parking fines to get a so-called "boot" removed from your car. But this method works, too
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
Two women accused of having meth in Beaver Dam. Norbert and Dag wanted for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the officer whose husband choked a man to death in a Denny's parking lot, because he urinated outside? They are being charged with murder
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man choked to death in Denny's parking lot, which is odd because that usually doesn't occur until after the order arrives
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Mon June 05, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside (not safe for work)
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Sun June 04, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better cocaine. Papa John's
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Two motorists, one parking space
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Begun, the car parking space war has
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Sun May 28, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Skydiving over the Hudson River and your parachute won't open? Just let it go man
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Sat May 27, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mother of the year found in Walmart parking lot
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Theme park has first "Adult night", where fights break out by people who aren't good at adulting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police: "Hey let's put that crack in the lost-and-found box. Somebody would be bound to claim it"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Firefighter sitting in pickup truck at gas station gets picked up by tornado, goes for a flight, lands on front bumper, walks away with minor scratches. Ta da
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Even if they don't put up No Parking signs, it's never a good idea to park where road crews are repaving. Unless you live in St Louis
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Dog saves hikers from grizzly bear, will guest host for Colbert next week
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Mon May 08, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man steals knife from store, threatens loss prevention staff by waving it at them and then dies after stabbing himself with it. Huh, yeah, seems legit to me
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Fri May 05, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Your 11-month-old baby will not help you in a parking lot brawl
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You'd think a 37-year-old lawyer who lives with her mom and dad would know better than to get caught on camera throwing eggs at cars legally parked in front of their home
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Thu May 04, 2017
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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Tue May 02, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A handicapped parking space dispute in the Miracle Mile Plaza doesn't have to involve a hand gun and a neck beard to appear on Fark, but it helps
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Fri April 28, 2017
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Amputee forced to crawl out of store when worker takes away electric cart. Hopefully he can move past this and just keep putting one foot in front of the other
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after crashing van, while on fire, en route to a home robbery; otherwise known as just another day in the Sunshine State
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman shuts down busy airport parking lot because husband wouldn't answer her calls. Turns out, he was on a flight out of the country
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
I'll see your four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot and raise you 10 mattress stores within .6 miles of each other
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you thought that Starbucks-on-every-corner was bad, here are four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tesla recalls 53,000 vehicles because a permanently engaged parking brake could affect your mileage
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to tell Sex on the Beach Schwartz that he needs to do his homework or No Parking Jones over here is going to take his place in this week's best in school
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim reveals elite grenade launchers to deter anyone from turning Best Korea, where the hamburger was invented, into a parking lot
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Attending the University of Idaho isn't rocket science
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you try to brag that you have the "greenest office building in the world" after crossing an 11,000-space parking lot to enter it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Behold the Tesla employees' parking lot, where parking space lines are just a suggestion
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Mon April 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
" . . . He was scared because this was the first time he was shot" Because after a half-dozen times or so, I guess you get used to it
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Sun April 09, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. is about to start charging $3 to park at its subway stations and riders are steamed. Why? Because it's been free for 17 years
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Car culture in Japan is...ooh...ah...wow...what the...ew
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Seattle wouldn't be worth saving in a nuclear attack," Tweeted Baba Yaga to her legion of followers, sparking outrage
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Attention all Moms: Driving with eight kids in your van does not give you group discount on breath alcohol levels
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Online debate rumbles on over the correct spelling of "whoa," sparking fears of a Bill & Ted reboot
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Angry Jeep driver pushes badly parked car into its own space
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just an alligator in a furniture store, presumably visiting dead relatives
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trucker drives 47 hours non-stop from Seattle to Massachusetts with help of crystal meth, LSD and cocaine. Gets arrested. Baller
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
🎶They un-paved a parking lot and put up paradise🎶
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're a serious parking violator when your tickets total 17 times the value of your car
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dear Mets prospects: During Spring Training do NOT park in Jacob deGrom's spot
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested after toddler shoots out car window at church school. To be fair, in Florida, that's called doing a bang-up job of parenting
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
How can politicians really say they're making America great again when they keep trying to ban RV camping in Walmart parking lots?
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Mon March 20, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police investigating case of assault with deadly cheeseburger
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
Burger King serves beer. If a beer- truck spill and an impromptu block-party out front counts. Have it your way
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Thu March 16, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hey man, if you wanna buy some drugs, meet us in the Sheriff's Dept parking lot. We'll be between the Warden's truck and the cop fueling up his patrol car
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's the video from inside that rally car that went flying off the track and into a parking lot and still managed to win. "Jesus Christ, Kris. Oh no"
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Off of the race course, through the hedge, around the parking lot, back through the hedge, nothing but win
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If we can write a chatbot to fight parking tickets for techbros in SF, why not write one to generate asylum applications for refugees and match them up with countries that are likely to accept them?
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Wed March 08, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Critics met Iron Fist outside in the parking lot and kicked his ass
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Tue March 07, 2017
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a parking spot more expensive than your car? How about one more expensive than several cars combined?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Perfect example of a bad idea: Parking your 1959 Corvette at Walmart
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe drift-slides his Trans-Am into a parking space at the Newseum in DC, hops out, whips off his shades, strolls up to the podium, and proceeds to give the Trump administration what-fer over its attacks on the media and judiciary
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Tue February 28, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Try not to get any more DUIs on your way out of the parking lot
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Mon February 27, 2017
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Former Marine fires 6 shots in a shopping mall parking lot in an attempt to stop: (A) a kidnapping (B) a murder (C) shoplifters
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