Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'parking'

Headlines matching 'parking'

Sat May 26, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		1982 Sci-Fi Convention "Blade Runner" behind the scenes short film you've never seen. Bonus: Syd Mead discussing how the parking meters he designed would electrocute anyone trying to tamper with them (youtube.com)	(12)

Wed May 23, 2012

The quaint Southern tradition of parking your car on your lawn is coming under attack. No word on whether that includes cars up on cinder blocks or not (wrcbtv.com)

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Tue May 22, 2012

Not news: Grandma lets granddaughter test drive her car. Fark: 10-year old granddaughter hits three cars in a McDonald's parking lot (boston.com)

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Sun May 20, 2012

New York City's first million-dollar private parking space to hit the market soon. Comes with its own deed, sales contract, and maintenance fees (msnbc.msn.com)

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Fri May 18, 2012

Adventures in local news reporting: "Fark you, I hope you get AIDS" with a bonus drunk, shirtless man falling out of a window behind a reporter (deadspin.com)

(22)

Mon May 14, 2012

Recipe for disaster: Start digging underground parking lot AFTER you've finished constructing an apartment building and people have moved in (w/photos) (dailymail.co.uk)

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Mon May 07, 2012

Police use sloppy parking as pretext for drug bust, lose case because parking over the line is not a crime in Maryland (thenewspaper.com)

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Thu May 03, 2012

A story about parking missiles over your house should make you stroppy but the words "War Blimp" are just too giggle-inducing (gizmodo.com)

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Wed May 02, 2012

Law banning cannabis for tourists in The Netherlands is under a week old, and already black markets have sprung up, people are now sparking up in public. PROBLEM SOLVED (reuters.com)

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Mon April 30, 2012

(Some Guy)

"Here's another fact we found out from the state police: troopers don't have any responsibility to inform a business if a sex offender is living in their parking lot" (wcyb.com)

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Sat April 28, 2012

Man busted for parking his truck on the side of the road to sell seafood and regular, strawberry, blackberry and apple-flavored moonshine. Why yes, this did happen in Florida (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com)

(50)

Tue April 24, 2012

(Some Neuter)

Common: Parking lot dispute settled by a fight. Not common: To the death. Fark: By "squeezing his testicles" (arbroath.blogspot.com)

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Sun April 22, 2012

Town that spent $1 million last year to switch to multispace parking meters will spend $100,000 this year to switch back to traditional meters (boston.com)

(107)

Sat April 21, 2012

(Some Guy)

"She was like, 'Aaargh, aargh,' and she just kept biting her." The chilling description of an attack by... A) a lioness, B) a pitbull, or C) an irate motorist? (ktvu.com)

(50)

Thu April 19, 2012

Hindu God Ganesh, minus two of his arms, mysteriously turns up in museum parking lot after owner pays some guy to dispose of it. The Simpsons did not do this one yet (ca.news.yahoo.com)

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Tue April 10, 2012

Cool: 102-year-old Bronx man is still parking cars for a living. Hero: And has a girlfriend less than half his age (nypost.com)

(19)

Sat April 07, 2012

Driver of stolen Porsche does donuts in police department parking lot. Steve/Jimmy later takes off for Costa Rica, leaving Fiona behind (eagletribune.com)

(33)

Thu April 05, 2012

(The Alton Telegraph)		One would think that they would stop parking their cars in the same spot (thetelegraph.com)	(84)
(Some Pedestrian)		Not news: 14-year-old has driving lesson in parking lot. News: at 8:30 PM, with her family, including the baby, in the vehicle. FARK: she hits another vehicle, air bag deploys, she keeps driving. Then it gets weird (ksla.com)	(44)

Sun April 01, 2012

And the award for Most Inappropriate Parking Space goes to...School-bus in front of Porn Store, let's have a round of applause (jalopnik.com)

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Sat March 31, 2012

Man buried in bogus parking tickets by estranged wife's cop friends will be allowed to sue police officers and city (thenewspaper.com)

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Tue March 27, 2012

		Derick A. Thoene, 28, walked into Iowa City hall at 11:37 a.m. Thoene allegedly approached the lobby receptionist and said, 'I have your parking attendant in the trunk of my car, do you want him dead or alive?' (press-citizen.com)	(42)
(Sci_Tech Today)		Peking Man fossils that were lost during WWII, while in transit to US for safekeeping, may be buried beneath parking lot in Qinhuangdao China (sci-tech-today.com)	(24)

Sat March 24, 2012

Never before has such a large amount of parallel parking fail been squeezed into such a little car (liveleak.com)

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Wed March 21, 2012

Larry David gets trapped in a parking garage. Man, I loved that episode of Seinfeld (tmz.com)

(33)

Tue March 20, 2012

You know it was en epic fight with your wife when she rams your car in the parking lot as you try to flee, chases you the wrong way down a highway and rams your car into a utility pole (wtkr.com)

(51)

Mon March 19, 2012

		Florida's governor expected to sign a bill doubling and tripling fines for parking illegally in handicap spaces, which in Florida will impact no one at all (sun-sentinel.com)	(74)
		Good: Going to Bottoms Up to watch strippers. Bad: Getting carjacked in the parking lot. Farkworthy: Having to put on a show for the ladies as you watch your car ride off in to the sunset (jacksonville.com)	(31)

Fri March 16, 2012

(Some Guy)

If the school won't release your kid to you, stripping off and singing religious songs in the parking lot may not help your cause (delcotimes.com)

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Wed March 14, 2012

(MIT)

MIT wants to build a better parking lot (web.mit.edu)

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Thu March 01, 2012

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 356: "Parking Lots" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme (farktography.net)

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Mon February 27, 2012

(onlineathens)

Not News: College student gets his probation revoked. News: Because he was perched on a parking deck peeing on bar patrons below. FARK: He was on probation for painting LOTR graffiti all over campus (onlineathens.com)

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Sat February 25, 2012

(Some Guy)

In the cool early morning hours, John Columbus Beane lay in the parking lot of Linda's Sports Bar, the distant police sirens signaling an end to a day filled with what had proven to be a string of very bad decisions (wvgazette.com)

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Thu February 23, 2012

Meet the British lawyer fighting Islam, one parking ticket at a time (foreignpolicy.com)

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Thu February 09, 2012

(Some Guy)

Problem: You have a city full of people who have no ability whatsoever to parallel park. Solution: Stop testing parallel parking on the driving test. Ta-Da, problem solved (dcist.com)

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Mon February 06, 2012

(My Northwest)

Amazon hopes to satisfy customers that enjoy long lines, crowded parking lots, and surly retail clerks (mynorthwest.com)

(28)

Sat February 04, 2012

Driver of parking ticket "spy car" wins court order protecting him from photography (stuff.co.nz)

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Tue January 31, 2012

		Lazy New Jerseyans don't like pumping their own gas or using parking meters where you have to walk back to your car to put the receipt in the windshield (nj.com)	(114)
		Study finds women are better at parking than men, but only because other cars on the street flee in terror at their approach (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)	(31)

Sun January 29, 2012

Parking Wars, Cupcake Wars, Storage Wars, etc... What kind of _____ "Wars" show would you want to see? (en.wikipedia.org)

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