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90 headlines found matching 'parking'
Thu September 29, 2016
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I, Arthur Pendragon, son of Uther Pendragon, will contest this £15 parking fee
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Police report Houston shooter was disgruntled ambulance chaser, didn't think he was this desperate though
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Space capsules are three for $1000, and please don't handle the merchandise
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York DMV figures out they can still charge parking tickets to license plates that they have destroyed. Previous owner would like a word
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cosmo designs a ladycar, "a place for impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips." What the fark is a kip?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hello Mom, what's up? Well I received this USB key in the mail and now my computer doesn't work
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
During a half-marathon, at the big house in Michigan University, in a tree stand while hunting, and other unusual places women have pumped their breast milk
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Sun September 18, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too lazy to walk over and get your own shopping cart? Walmart has a solution for that
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist Ken Ham, who predicted 2 million people a year will visit his 'Ark Encounter' museum, has shockingly lowered that estimate
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Usually motion detector lights deter crime
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Sun September 11, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman stuck by a hypodermic needle in Target parking lot sues for $12,000. Target offers $750. Jury awards her $4.6 million
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Rookies only guess they got blackout drunk the night before when the cops wake them up. Pros get shaken awake by cops behind the wheel at 8 a.m, still drunk. And already IN a prison. And wearing women's skinny jeans for some reason
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
In Brockville, Ontario (aka Florida North) news, man stabs dog in fight over french fry. Reports unclear whether man also believes world is flat
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Tue September 06, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Drunk naked woman caught performing a lewd act with another woman outside Wawa? Well, Hoagiefest is clearly over for another year
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Ten things you might not have known about the General Lee in "The Dukes of Hazzard"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Second couple have hedge stolen sparking fears of serial bush burglar
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Guy robs donut shop across from police station, doesn't get two feet out the door. #CunningPlan
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High school millennials now expect to be able to customize their personal parking spaces with painted designs and messages
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is going to tax uber to subsidize cab companies who offer worse service at higher prices because "fairness"
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Can two Bayren Munich players beat a bunch of 10-year-olds in a match? Sure. Can they beat 40 of them? That proved to be much harder
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(The Local)
 
 
 
'Halal drinks' manufacturer allegedly supports radical Islamists, sparking a terrifying new turn in the Cola Wars
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Senior citizen concert interrupted by brake dancing
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball player hits grand slam - and the ball smashes the windshield of his own truck in the parking lot
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Sat August 20, 2016
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman, 20, drives to police station to pick up friends arrested for DUI. Guess what? She's drunk, too. BRILLIANT
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gov. of Louisiana: Mr. Trump we are a bit too busy saving people right now to have time to deal with a campaign photo-op; If you want to help how about writing a check to a relief charity? Trump: We're on our way, do you have valet jet parking?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Asshat caught on video kicking girlfriend unconscious in parking lot says he's the victim
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Tue August 16, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Employee gets into a fight with a monkey in a Walmart parking lot
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Mon August 15, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals find the downside of holding preseason practice at their home stadium
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Sun August 14, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian crime of the week: Grand Theft Antler
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man leaves his car with parking attendant, returns to discover it has been taken for a joyride. If only there were some movie reference to complement this story
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After taking on parking fines, robo lawyer is now tackling homelessness, finding Sarah Connor
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Thu August 11, 2016
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Man charged with misdemeanor in double shooting. Apparently in Virginia, a chainsaw attack only qualifies for a brisk 'tut, tut' and gutting someone with a riding lawnmower only gives you two points on your driver's license
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Tue August 09, 2016
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Old news: underground meth lab. Fark news: meth lab in the sewer
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Sat August 06, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New York sportswriter thinks retiring Mark Teixeria deserves consideration for the Hall of Fame. As what, a ticket-taker? Maybe the guy selling funnel cakes in the snack bar? Do they have an opening for a parking lot attendant?
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
CA Supreme Court: You do not have a constitutional right to shop at Home Depot. Besides, Lowe's has better prices anyway
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
JFK Airport opens new parking lot for DUI drivers running late for their flights
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The fact that scores of pet owners were duped by a fake app that promised to provide on-demand dog-poo pickup for a monthly fee shows how lazy we've become as a society
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Couple buys a lot near SeaTac airport, files to build a parking garage. SeaTac city council puts a moratorium on parking garages. Couple forced to sell at a loss to "phantom buyer" that is really the city. PO'ed judge gives couple $18 mil
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Tue July 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, this motorized scooter fight wasn't filmed in a Walmart parking lot or Florida (Not safe for work language)
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police getting a call about a naked guy wandering around find a second body at the scene
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Fri July 22, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Level 3 sex offender rearrested after being spotted masturbating in public. See, that's why you need to take a level in thief or something with hide bonuses
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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Mon July 18, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Live in DC? Love to speed? Well, come on down for your discounted meal
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Sun July 17, 2016
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Step 1: Park in library parking only. Step 2: Leave library to shop elsewhere. Step 3: Call news station to complain after car gets booted. Step 4: Learn to read
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
"I think we found the problem with your car, this big boa happened to be there"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a revelation that will shock no one, the owner of the convenience store where Alton Sterling was killed by police says officers took his phone, stole the store's surveillance video, and locked him in a car for four hours. And he's suing
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Security guard fires gun in parking garage because: A) his life was in danger; B) someone else's life was in danger; or C) two men peed in threatening manner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had 'a couple of days' before criminals began ambushing Pokemon players in isolated areas, come forward to claim your prize in the corner of that lonely parking lot behind that abandoned warehouse. (I think I see a Pikachu)
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wallet inspectors now use Pokémon Go to find victims
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Sat July 09, 2016
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Jonathan Switcher has really gone downhill
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Wasted 19-year-old babysitter with four kids in the car tells cop that that's just how kids roll these days
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Thu July 07, 2016
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
In Florida, McDonald's eats YOU
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Don't yank your parking brake while traveling at highway speeds. Here's an example why
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Authorities are on the look for a porta-potty arsonist. Stinky the Bear says, "Only you can prevent feces fires"
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
The pond is so peaceful. Especially in the evening with the frogs croaking, the crickets chirping and the stars shining. And there's always a parking spot in it where I can sleep
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A week after losing the George Lucas museum to California, Chicago's Friends of the Park group stands firm on their belief parking is more important than Star Wars, Indiana Jones, American Graffiti, and tourism
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Seattle Met)
 
 
 
As Seattle transit experts prepare ambitious proposal to build light rail everywhere, emails reveal they were being flexible (aka guesstimating) on the formula for needed parking. One source was literally "I found it on the Internet"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free chatbot lawyer has overturned 160,000 parking tickets on two continents, is relevant to your financial interests
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn receives an overwhelming vote of no confidence, sparking Senator Palpatine's rise to power
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Headline: Loose cows invade Connecticut dairy bar parking lot. Interesting but I'm not sure what their morals have to do with anything
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Brawl in liquor store parking lot. Alcohol bottles may have been involved
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Military U.N. vehicles are seen being transported down the interstate in Virginia, shocking motorists and sparking conspiracy theories. Everybody PANIC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hiding under cars in the parking lot at TJ Maxx to touch womens' feet is only a ticketing?
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's perfectly normal for a 31-year-old to die of natural causes next to $12M in pot, nothing to see here, move along
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
I can parking
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
How not to get away with murder: (1) Do it an IHOP parking lot (2) be a 16-year-old (3) send a Snapchat of your victim to all your friends
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"There's no word yet what caused the hard landing." How about gravity?
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Tue June 21, 2016
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Ah the weekend. Time to open a tasty Coors Light, catch some rays and check out the red-hot mamas in the parking lot. But first some tunage with my 80 speakers, 7 amplifiers, van stereo system. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leaving a passive aggressive note on an inconsiderate driver's windshield is sometimes just too tempting. This is how you nail it
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
It's like "Dewey defeats Truman," only instead of defeating him, he called him a pussy-ass biatch
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man upset over woman parking in front of his home jams tree branch through window, waves shotgun at her. He also waved a flag - care to guess which one?
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Archaeologists about to settle long-standing bets on whether King Henry I would have preferred to have been buried under a parking lot or a school
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Tue June 14, 2016
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what tires were "not properly maintained" means, but crashing into 8 cars in a parking lot is a go big or go home kinda moment
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Curious dog eats Gorilla glue, has perfect mold of her stomach removed by vet (warning: graphic pics) (link fixed)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Bizarre family expects fast service from McDonald's, ends up with fast service from the cops. And then there are the mugshots
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Sat June 11, 2016
(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Always check the Walmart parking lot for cowboy on horseback before trying to steal a bicycle
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you want to enjoy the moment San Francisco turns into Blade Runner, you'd better park your car in Walnut Creek
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
Boobies
 
Louisiana governor signs law raising minimum stripper age to 21. Younger dancers to volunteer, or work the parking lot tailgate parties
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Nothing keeps the old ego in check quite like getting served a subpoena at your own victory party
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Tue June 07, 2016
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
"You little shiatbag asshole. Come outside to the parking lot after the game. I'll kill you." Fair enough. It was the playoffs
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If pizza signs are outlawed, only outlaws would have pizza signs
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The 25-year-old gave Amish teens some beer, showed them his gun, and yelled "Rumspringa" before he hit their horse-drawn buggy with his car"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top Pentagon spokesman arrested for parking vigilantism
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Moose who got screwed earlier in the season hammers home a powerful lesson about nature by giving birth in the parking lot of a hardware store, throwing a monkey wrench in the plans of shoppers. Subby nailed it
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