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75 headlines found matching 'parents'
Fri May 22, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Mr. & Mrs. RGIII become proud parents of baby girl, and all were immediately put on Redskins DL
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aurora shooting victim's parents have to pay gun manufacturer nearly a quarter of a million dollars. Because fark you, that's why
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(559)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Josh "The LGBT Community is a threat to children's safety" Duggar has confessed to molesting more than five girls and resigned from the Family Research Council. His parents knew for 12 years and covered it up
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Thu May 21, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Epileptic girl's seizures cut by 80 percent after parents move to Colorado. "Thank you cannabis," say parents. "Best parents ever," says daughter
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Parents being fined, and in some cases jailed, for sending their kids to school
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(160)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
MSpy, a company that makes spyware that allows parents to surreptitiously monitor their children's communications, announced that its customers data had been stolen by cyber-blackmailers. Karma could not be reached for comment
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Sat May 16, 2015
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State social services takes custody of two sisters after they told their teachers that their parents. A) Starved them. B) Beat them. C) Banned them from watching the Telly
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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(28)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's fake internet game children are allegedly playing: The Game of 72, which dares teens to disappear from and have absolutely no contact with their parents for 72 hours
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Hey Amy, shouldn't parents with more children buy my only child more expensive gifts?"
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(141)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Cool: Parents impressed that their child's teacher is a movie star. Not cool: Parents not impressed that their child's teacher is a video star
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(89)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(13)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
68% of teens don't use birth control because they fear parental judgment. The other 32% were unavailable since they were helping their parents raise their new grandchild
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(24)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Parents bribe teen daughters to do homework and chores. Fark: With cocaine and weed
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(49)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ha ha, millennials - like almost all other generations, you, too are turning into your parents
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Fri May 01, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Special needs school bus drives through shooting that leaves bullet holes in the bus and students cowering on the floor. Naturally the school waits till the next day to notify parents
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
America's youth have finally realized the hopes and dreams of their hippie parents and grandparents.... by being too fat for the Army
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(70)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Children from divorced families are better off living with both parents than just one. Mostly because it's easier to get what they want from each through guilt and manipulation
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(66)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Way to piss off the world you lunch bag art parents... Jeez
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Technology is making it even easier for your Indian parents to marry you to a perfect stranger
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(55)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Kids Need to celebrate Earth Day? The NSA has an idea: Spy on your parents
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(Medium)
 
 
 
I was an "at-risk" tween rock guitarist, so my parents sent me to a halfway house to play Dylan songs for God. Here's how it went
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(2)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
What happens in Kansas when a kid knows more about a subject than their teacher? Child Protective Services seize the kid, police interrogate the kid, then search their house and arrest parents. Take that you fancy book learners
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
What parents did to their kids in the '50s and '60s that would be considered horrible now. With some nice slightly faded vintage photos. Subby can remember several more
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(297)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Afghanistan returns home, surprises parents before hockey game. Lots of tears on ice
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(22)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"Free-range" parents sue CPS, pointing out they have more reason to fear the government snatching their children off the street than they do bad guys in Free Candy vans
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Mon April 13, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds that a college degree is the key to a middle class life. In other news, the key to an upper class life is still wealthy parents
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Sun April 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia to anti-vax parents: Nice welfare checks you have there. It sure would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The children as young as ten who will do ANYTHING to feed their internet porn addiction. One boy even used neighbour's wifi to access porn when parents took away his iPad
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Baby boomers were such terrible parents they have ruined every subsequent generation
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked, SHOCKED that a student who wrote a blog where he wrote stories about murdering other students was let back in to school because the school found the blog to be a work of fiction and protected by the First Amendment
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently if you were born outside the U.S. and your adoptive parents didn't bother getting you citizenship, you can be deported when you're 40
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Tue March 31, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear parents, When giving medicine to your kids, a spoon for tea is not the same as a teaspoon. Sincerely, American Academy of Pediatrics
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stanford University to cover tuition for students whose parents make less than $125,000 a year. Mostly because an income of $125,000 is considered the poverty line for anyone with a degree from Stanford
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Sat March 28, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A five year old boy went missing / His parents were having a fit / But Friday brought a sad ending / He was found in a big tank of ... shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blogger determines that most bloggers live in their parents' spare bedrooms or lofts over the garage or something, and definitely not in their parents' basement, as is commonly believed
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Murderer who killed and cooked his parents jailed for life despite begging the court for mercy because he's an orphan
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have named their child, and for once celebrity parents choose a fairly common, straightforward name. There is one little problem some people have with it however
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Parents in Bihar, India achieve Level 99 in Helicopter Parenting
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Daughter to lesbian 'parents who left her father to be together - "you can't replace what you took away" Lesbians to daughter - "Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"
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Wed March 18, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark parents, if you've ever threatened to tie up your kid and haul them to school against their will, please note that following through on this will get you arrested
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Tue March 17, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Who's more annoying: Parents who share way too much information about their children on social media or the person who started calling this action "Sharenting"?
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Sat March 14, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Someone snuck in a topless cartoon female on a Nickelodeon cartoon, and of course one child saw it and now parents everywhere are outraged
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Thu March 12, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sorry parents, Disney's not done with your wallets just yet
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If managing your kid's busy after-school schedule is too much of a hassle, letting one of Uber's unvetted drivers ferry your kids around in their private vehicle is a great option- according to the worst. parents. ever
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the time
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Fri March 06, 2015
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after elementary school assigns new permanent homework to students called "Go outside and play." Tag is for the school
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Britain's security agencies should look to recruit more middle-aged women and mothers to be new spies and should target websites popular with parents to find them"
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Tue March 03, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Parents who let their children walk home from school are now being charged with "unsubstantiated child neglect"
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
High school students wear KKK robes to party, have to be protected by police, school officials and their parents from other students who think this probably calls for a beating
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Thu February 26, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sportscaster rips parents of racist teens who held up "white power" signs at basketball game
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Problem: How to make your toddler feel special even if she's born with large birthmark on her leg? Solution: Both parents get a leg tattoo of the the same large birthmark. See? That was simple
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year suspended over dirty diaper. Parents say it's a steaming pile of crap
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(41)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Teacher seeks restraining order against student who threatened to stab her by posting a copy of the note to Instagram, though the student's parents think the 10 day suspension was punishment enough
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Sat February 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome parents. On the first floor here you can leave you child in the care of My Precious Moments daycare center. Then head on downstairs to my son's shop the My Precious Moments ecstasy and weed store
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(3)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Minor hockey referees in Canada to be outfitted with helmet cams to stop abuse from screaming players, angry coaches and hysterical hockey parents
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(16)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Grandparents are supposed to dote on and spoil a new granddaughter, not bind down both of her legs inside a makeshift cage made out of a hamper just so they can grow marijuana in peace
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(17)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Die hard fans of the game Civilization 5 create a 42 civ, AI controlled match to determine who will live in their parents' basement forever
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(54)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Health Department orders school districts to determine which students are unvaccinated, thereby putting everyone at risk because their parents believe what a faded MTV actor says. Maybe we should put the unvaccinated in their own schools
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Fri February 13, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Today's 'Reefer Madness' story: Parents need to be on the lookout for a new form of marijuana called marijuana wax and butter. "You can be using it right next to a cop car, and they wouldn't know what you're doing"
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(89)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This totally real picture of a totally real quiz taken by a totally real student in a totally real classroom proves that teachers are trying to indoctrinate students against the GOP
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(109)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine's currency has lost half its value in 48 hours, it has almost no reserves, and it is fighting its biggest trading partner. It may just have to go live in its parents' basement
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(104)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Autism Speaks weighs in on vaccine controversy: "Definitely need to vaccinate your kids, definitely. Don't want to skip that. Definitely don't skip it"
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(79)
 
(Cortez Journal)
 
 
 
Many Japanese see their two countrymen who were slain by ISIS as troublemakers. "In the old days, their parents would have had to commit hara-kiri to apologize"
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(73)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents angry after cub scouts earn their boobie watching badge
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(113)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Atheist parents who raise atheist kids do a better job at it, and produce happier, more well-socialized children, according to article which I predict will result in a calm, thoughtful dialogue (dons flak jacket, fireproof suit)
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(249)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great news, parents. There's a new Frozen short coming soon with a new song and oh my god it's never going to end, is it?
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says parents should have option to opt-out of child vaccinations, as science and the immunocompromised opt-out on him
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(307)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why your parents favor your aloof younger sibling? It's because you're not as funny, you uptight dick. Here's the science
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(69)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health Department form for new parents requesting birth certificates asks if the "woman giving birth" is male or female
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(105)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
You're probably poorer than your parents were 30 years ago. But you've got a smartphone so it all evens out
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Wed January 28, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to everyone's parents joining and clicking on every auto-play ad they see, Facebook posted a 10% increase in profit last quarter
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(9)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My husband and I are finally parents, but we did not realize that our newborn would cry so much. In fact, as we go to bed every night and start to have sex, the kid starts crying and crying for attention. How can I get it to shut up?
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