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82 headlines found matching 'parents'
Wed October 29, 2014
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
High school cheerleaders accused of making 'N' sign, chanting "N***a nation" at game. Parents outraged, but Duke professor says it's "actually kind of creative"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
The ACLU sues Tennessee, because parents should be allowed to name their snowflakes things like Maddisynn Alexxxys TotalFark
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Tue October 28, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Four-year-old cries after learning George Washington is dead. Her parents are expecting hysterics when she learns about William Henry Harrison's fate
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Tue October 21, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne plans to fund her parents' retirement, housing, full time interpreter for Ozzy
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New study finds that parents, moviegoers, and the MPAA are all desensitized to violence and sex on film
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mississippi goes in to full hysteria over Ebola as parents pull their children from school because the principal visited Zambia... Which is 3,000 miles away from the Ebola stricken countries
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Was Ebola created by A: Nature? B: A vengeful God? or C: Van Halen?
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Parents name their baby boy Lucifer because the mother had a hard labor
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Parents and town officials are shocked, SHOCKED that a scavenger hunt for local students would list things like driving 100 mph, defecating on someone's doorstep, running a red light, dance on a grave and steal a mailbox
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Kid gets caught cheating and fails high school chemistry. Parents: We're suing
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Wed October 15, 2014
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Give your grandparents a big hug: today is National Fossil Day
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
School bus bursts into flames. Children immediately notify Facebook, Twitter, then parents (Video)
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Sat October 11, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: Lawnmower parents
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Everett Semone had an axe, he gave his parents 40 whacks, when the locals saw what he had done, they tied him up until police could come
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Fri October 10, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Baby's fan allegiance to be decided by Giants-Eagles game, parents say
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Thu October 09, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Good parents know how to say "no" to their kids, with a helpful picture of a skeptical child
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Autumn: Time for vintage Halloween costumes, made by loving parents who packed their kids off to Hell
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
World's greatest high-school science teacher lets students blow shiat up real good. For some reason, parents have a problem with this
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Wed October 01, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Parents give paintbrush to child who ends up painting like Monet
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Terrible slide show shows why you had terrible, horrible parents. For those of you lucky enough to have had parents
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada school board holds a public hearing to discuss moving from "abstinence-based education" to a "comprehensive sexuality model." Parents: "You want to teach my 5-year-old how to masturbate?"
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Sun September 28, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
It's official: "The Mentalist" will end in 2015 after seven seasons. This is bad news... for your grandparents whose dial is stuck on CBS
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a strong economic case for paternity leave. So why don't more companies offer it to new male parents?
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Hicksville Daily)
 
 
 
Parents: We don't want our kids to read this book because it's pornography. School: We're not having them read the book, just excerpts that don't include sex. Parents: But an enthusiastic reader might read the whole thing. World: *Sigh*
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike its creators and writers, the actors of Lost discover series killed their careers. "Some of these folks are actually sitting pretty with cushy primetime TV gigs, albeit mostly on shows your grandparents like to watch after Wheel of Fortune"
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Sat September 20, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
A note to parents: don't let your children drink the delicious juice inside E-Cigarettes
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, parents want to know how a woman wielding a baseball bat got into their children's school unnoticed. The fact that she was wearing only underwear notwithstanding
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(MK Web)
 
 
 
Parents persuaded by council not to name their newborn baby after a transport company
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan teenager describes her relationship with her parents as "better...we actually have a stronger relationship, now." That's after trying to burn her house down after her arranged engagement to a dude overseas
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do children learn when their parents hit them? Absolutely nothing
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gamers emerge from their parents' basements to predict the end of the summer game drought
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Mon September 08, 2014
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Coming in at number 3 on the list of 5 things our parents did that would get them arrested today is letting your kid guzzle beer while riding naked on top of the car. Oh, wait, that's not on the list
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Sun September 07, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you think cities' electrical and phone cables are unsightly, look at what our grandparents had to endure
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Fri September 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois anti-LGBT group: Libraries need more books about same-sex parents dying
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Thu September 04, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japanese bipedal robot can run and backflip like a human, will be used by parents to show their kids what children used to do before video games were invented
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Tue September 02, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Meet the girl with three biological parents. A direct result of one of her mothers going to New Jersey
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Geek mistakenly thinks people will fund his Kickstarter for a realistic jet fighter cockpit gaming chair kit that's perfect for your parents' living room, and not their basement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does sipping a parent's alcoholic drink harm a child, or just make Duck Duck Goose way more fun?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Landrieu still lives with her parents
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
If your parents name you Spartacus, you may be destined for great things. Or you could be like this guy
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Mon August 25, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more grocery stores are designing the produce aisle to look like a junk food aisle in order to seduce children into demanding parents buy them tomatoes and avocados instead of cookies and candy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Being "pro-choice" also means you choose when to be pregnant
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Due to the high number of chiropractors in the state as well as uninformed parents, Iowa schools are seeing more and more unvaccinated children, something that poses a threat to pretty much everybody
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico restricts junk food ads during children's programming after parents complain that their kids were getting too fat to outrun U.S. border guards
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Sat August 23, 2014
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents turn 13-year-old daughter in to police for texting nude photos of herself to classmates, haven't quite thought through the fact that they will probably have to support a registered sex offender forever
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Amazon)
 
 
 
When a children's book is titled My Parents Open Carry, it's a sure bet that the reviews on Amazon are going to be hysterical
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Tue August 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After discovering their new husbands' homes had no toilets, six newlywed women in India returned to their parents because they had no place else to go
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude the quality of your child's drawings is linked to their intelligence ten years later. They also say that you, as a parent, are in no position to judge the quality of your child's drawings
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Payson Roundup)
 
 
 
Local Tea Partier thinks that rather than giving kids free lunches with Federal dollars, their parents should get counseling to stop being so poor. She, of course, voted against giving the kids something to eat so they can learn a lesson
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
And here parents thought that getting medical marijuana for their children would be easy
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks implements new scheduling policy, aptly described as "lots of sound and fury, signifying nothing"
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
Disney finally realizes that running a radio network consisting of mostly AM stations was a big Mickey Mouse idea (kids, go ask your grandparents what "AM" means)
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, My best friend, who's a cross-dresser, dressed in drag to meet my diehard conservative parents at the airport and freaked them out. They just can't let it go. What should I do?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Parents worried school's new sex ed book might tip kids off to what mom's back massager is really for and why dad always says "pomegranate" in the middle of the night
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(io9)
 
 
 
Parents give their son a jump start on having his own superhero lair
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember, responsible parents don't let children play with loaded diaper bags
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has his parents for dinner. Fark: With some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Pro-gun picture book 'My Parents Open Carry' named "probably the worst children's book of all time'
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(Time)
 
 
 
Under Obamacare, college kids can stay on their parents' insurance and get mental health care they need. This is clearly a scheme to eliminate craziness as a factor in mass shootings and take our guns away
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents have no issue with sending their children to a school that received an "F" rating, but tell them they may have to get uniforms for their underachieving students and suddenly they give a damn
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy breaks away from the Central Park Zoo only to get picked up by the cops in Times Square, says it's the best day of his life. Parents still recovering from cardiac arrest
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Spain to crack down on Magaluf, coastal resort famed for sex and booze crawls that lure downmarket tourists from UK and Ireland. "This has always happened, it happens now with these kids and it happened with their parents when they came in their day"
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Daily Life (Australia))
 
 
 
Thanks to Leftist Liberalism, parents are now being forced into the untenable situation of having to explain a natural biological function to their terrified children
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Fark parents: Here's the only cover of the Arthur theme song - "Wonderful Everyday: Arthur " that won't leave you tempted to jam needles into your ears like the last 53,284 times you heard the damn thing
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Mon July 28, 2014
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Remember the magical warlock who convinced kids to have sex with him by promising to bring their dead parents back to life? Well, he got his ass kicked in jail today
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents of the year candidates say they 'can't see what the fuss is about' after their 4-year-old daughter and her toddler brother were found playing next to a dumpster near a busy road
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Fri July 25, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bad: having to call your parents to pick you up after a car crash. Worse: having to call your parents to pick you up after a plane crash
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Owner of youth shelter defends her decision to require parents to pay if they wanted their children back
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(31)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Why Parents of Young Children Can NEVER Sleep In...No, Seriously
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(44)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toddler rescued after wandering into the ocean alone, parents have no explanation as to why she was wearing a tiki head necklace
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(34)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
For most parents nowadays a lot of the things we did in our childhoods would be illegal today, which could be the reason why so many of us are being arrested
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New Toyota minivan lets parents easily threaten to turn the car around using built-in microphone
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(49)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Female First)
 
 
 
Crazed, overprotective parents now training kids in sports like sack racing so they will win school field-day events. In related news, sales of practice sacks are soaring on Amazon
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman upset that a man at a family-friendly pool wears a speedo around as if it weren't a big deal
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(149)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chair of House Judiciary Committee angrily demands Obama send message to parents of child immigrants that Obama sent to parents of child immigrants two days ago
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you're doing your jihadist thing over in Syria and your parents rat you out on your return to Britain?
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A family wanted to use the Superman logo on a memorial for a 5-year-old boy who was starved to death by his grandparents. DC Entertainment "flashed the legal Kryptonite, killing the idea"
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kids raised by same-sex couples are healthier and happier than kids raised by heterosexual couples or single parents
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Clooney's parents also love Amal
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