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Fri May 26, 2017
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Theme park has first "Adult night", where fights break out by people who aren't good at adulting
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
If you are wondering what the market rate for souls are these days, it's apparently $7.85 million and about 15,000 sq ft
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of conservative bafoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
As you prepare to cook out this holiday weekend there's a reason why the food will smell so good, and you can thank French scientist Louis Maillard for explaining why. Here comes the science
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice. Apparently she hit him with a combination
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A guy who isn't particularly bright or hard-working, doesn't actually know anything, has bought his way into everything ever (w money from his criminal father), who is insecure, obsessed with fame and who is basically a shiathead," Bonus: Not Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another small part of True America died today, as Maryland has officially banned rolling coal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House admits it doesn't know how much it's cutting from Medicaid. Apparently it all depends on how fast patients die off when they're denied any health care benefits
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"The best part of waking up is Freemasonry in your cup"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Walker's crisps invite the internet to participate in their latest advertising campaign. As you're reading this on Fark, you can guess it doesn't go as well as they hoped
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Eduardo Rodriguez and the Red Sox really get into some pregame soccer at Fenway. The Green Monster doubles as a goal, apparently
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most kids quit playing sports by the age of 13 because they're tired of their parents trying to re-live their own youth vicariously through them
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans still see manufacturing as the key to job creation. Unfortunately the only thing we're able to still manufacture are part time jobs that pay minimum wage
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Finland you can put your child in forest schools where they spend most of the day exploring the outside world. That sound you hear is helicopter parents everywhere crashing on their fainting couches and calling out for vapors
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Thu May 25, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Minor league ballpark to include office building as part of stands. Is it possible for an office to have negative productivity?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Undercover gator poaching operation nets nine arrests. Apparently, they can only be deep fried or fricasseed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Once again Michelle Obama is showing a little too much skin according to outraged conservatives who have apparently never Googled Melania Trump
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Family claims that the severed animal heads found under a bin were part of a 'cleansing ritual' to cure a man of schizophrenia. At least, that's what the voices tell them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's Russian collusion news, a Florida GOP operative received stolen Democratic Party turnout info from Guccifer 2.0. Buttery males
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE agents, apparently not content with merely deporting immigrants, now taunt them at their place of employment by eating the food they prepare, then arresting them before leaving the restaurant
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits Obamacare repeal is hopeless because he can't possibly get 50 out of 52 members of his own party to support killing 23 million people before the midterms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Obama is imprisoned, will President Trump pardon him?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
51 South Koreans arrested for smuggling two tons of gold nuggets worth £77 million in their rectums and private parts. Au, that's gotta hurt
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL owners approve shortening overtime to 10 minutes. Apparently team doctors said they were running low on their supply of painkillers just after the end of regulation time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I voted for Trump. Now he wants to cut the aid I need." Face-eating leopards unavailable for comment
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Wed May 24, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
USDA advises farmers to brace for increased leopard attacks
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Apparently the NRA is part of the groups investigating Trump links to Russia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Determined to one-up Trump, Pence to hold a rally for no particular reason whatsoever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bay Area Fark Party - Oakland Beer Trail
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Visit beautiful Juneau, Alaska.... find random body parts
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"So to recap, a couple of white ladies learned to make burritos good while on vacation and now they are literally comparable to Hernán Cortés"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to increase you chances of getting a souvenir baseball? Here's exactly where to sit in every MLB ballpark if you want to catch a home run ball
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair Star Wars covers indicate how the protagonists will split the party for The Last Jedi
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are Democrats preparing for a wave election? (No)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What was finally winning the World Series after 108 years worth for the Cubs and its historic park? Business analysts take a swing at the Cubs' current franchise value, and it's a big number. A very big number
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Popularity of liberalism is surging. If only there were a political party that could represent these views
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's too early to make this political," an angry Shepard Smith scolds former CIA Director James Woolsey, who attempted to blame the Manchester attack on Obama
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best part about Disney milking the Star Wars cash cow for all it can? It makes it more likely Mel Brooks will go on a Search for More Money
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Mon May 22, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cop assaults skins at Canadian party
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Tired of the extremists in both parties, Republicans and Democrats decide to create a centrist third party in Utah
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Huge cuts to food stamps and Medicaid are part of Donald Trump's proposed budget, because you know you can't get something for nothing
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Melania Trump slaps away Donald's hand in public, as physical contact is no longer part of their revised contract
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Turns out a third cast member is also departing Saturday Night Live
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz once asked Stephen Colbert to 'humanize' him. Apparently he was sick of being mistaken for a blobfish
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Rock has entered the 2020 Presidential race, still refuses to say which party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's becoming apparent that even robots are misogynists, out to limit women's ability to work
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas Republican Party leader resigns, then tosses a blue grenade into the GOP bunker
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Sat May 20, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man duct-taped to airplane seat after attempting to breach cockpit, as apparently Adam and Jamie are now working as Air Marshals
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Scootaloo is stalking -- doing a report on Rainbow Dash, and runs into the AWESOME filly's parents by accident. What horrible secrets will she discover? Find out on My Little Pony - Parental Glidence, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Much like the venues they were won in, the medals from the Rio 2016 Olympics are falling apart
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Boy is pardoned by governor of Oregon after taking a hazelnut and pen during a recent tour of the state Capitol. (with cute apology letter)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
I d-did try and *pop-crackle* farkkk her. She was *sparks* mah-mah-married. Gr-Grab 'em bybyby the pussy. You *sparks* can do anything. *catches fire*
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
10+ My Little Pony fan artists are hosting a charity livestream event tomorrow to help a fellow artist who recently had his car - and most of his possessions - stolen. (LGT to event details, ways to participate/donate)
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, telescopic sights on rifles are much older than we originally thought, dating back to at least 1775
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what researchers are calling "The Charlie Sheen effect", sales of HIV testing kits nearly doubled after the actor announced he was HIV+ , though that may have been attributable just to former partners of his getting themselves checked out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteer archaeologists in New Jersey find human blood on revolutionary war shrapnel. Soon my dream of mixing Colonial Williamsburg and Jurassic Park will be a reality
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"IBM scientists demonstrate ballistic nanowire connections." Ballistic nanowire. That's even cooler than transparent aluminum
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump meets with team of lawyers even though he has "zero" to worry about. Apparently, others at the White House have sought legal help as well. It's almost as if Trump's a spoiled out-of-control rich kid who's in over his head
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer tried to convince the Office of Government Ethics to excuse Trump from signing his financial disclosure form...you know right under the part that says "I certify that the contents of his report are true, complete and correct"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anything that shows Trump was not being entirely truthful with his "no, no, next question" response calls into question his credibility on a whole range of issues." The real story here is apparently CNN still thinks Trump has credibility
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time in the better part of 100 years, China has begun using expansionist rhetoric toward its neighbors. Did I say rhetoric? I meant outright threats. China just threatened to invade the Philippines and depose Roberto Duterte
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
Apple's new pizza boxes are round. "Like all Apple products, the proprietary standard of the box makes it incompatible with third-party products"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I would think that a bug that likes biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep and then defecates into the wound with feces that harbor an infectious parasite that causes heart disease would have a scarier laymen name than "kissing bug"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to call people "white trash" in a Yelp review, you may not want to use your real name, particularly if you're a dean at Yale
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is willing to travel far and wide to go to a good festival this summer. Are there any you personally recommend? What is the best thing to eat or participate in at that festival?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Imagine if your entire party's agenda was at risk because the president you blindly support for fear of losing power or becoming victim to his bouts of mental illness and willingly ignore his treason
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith's emotional tribute to founder of the #1 cable news station, "I loved him"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Young people leaving the Republican Party in droves. What? Young people don't want to be in the party of the incredibly dumb? Too interested in reality? Young people are so naive
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Wannacry ransomware, here's some news about crypto parasites of a different kind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Almost $52,000 worth of caviar donated by an anonymous Russian for a lavish party. Well what else would you expect from Donald Trum.......wait, Pippa Middleton?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour party twitches in the polls
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Congratulations on your Graduation" like starting a massive brawl with other parents over a seat
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Apparently, the White House doesn't know what Ivanka is doing there either
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the old advice of having 6 months salary saved for an unexpected expense? Well, half of America is not even prepared for a $100 emergency
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores are in a LOT more trouble than it looks as an examination of the balance sheets of the few remaining department stores show they are basically credit card companies that give away clothes, shoes, and appliances to cardholders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently figuring everyone wil be too distracted to notice right now, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to unveil today her plan to turn US public schools in to a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Amway corporation
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The controversial Milwaukee County sheriff, David Clarke, who has compared Black Lives Matter to the Ku Klux Klan, has said he is joining the Trump administration because of course he is
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Although Adam Jones' story of Boston racism was backed up by numerous other players who experienced the same including CC Sabathia, David Price, Jackie Bradley, Jr., Barry Bonds, .... Apparently Curt Schilling thinks he's still lying
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Home in a Can: When Living in a Trailer Park Was the American Dream
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Tolls, weed, casino, and taxes: Democrats and Republicans unveil revised party, er budget plans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has evidence of parallel universes been found by astronomers?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Has evidence of parallel universes been found by astronomers?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Have astronomers found evidence of parallel universes?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently President Macron had a binder full of women
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
It's time for results of the annual analysis of more than 10 million workers' drug tests. Party on Garth - party on Wayne (guitar solo)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
National Security Council figures out how to get Trump to read his one-page briefings: Mention Trump's name in "as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since it doesn't look like Spiceweasel wants to come out and play today, why don't we take a second and discuss/digest the news that has come out in the last week? It's only Wednesday. Let's try and parse through the unending flow of shiat, shall we?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Maddon won his 1,000th game as a manager, drank a glass of wine as part of the celebration
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper completes his checklist with a homer in every National League park. You're next, American League
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump was busy tripping over his own dick, conservative media decided to cover a made-up DNC murder mystery that fell apart in just hours
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Legislature passes bill allowing parents to prevent schools from teaching their babies science
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke athletic department posts full-time position that requires college degree, has no pay, sucks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fully autonomous air traffic control system for drones is coming, because apparently we've looked at Washington and decided maybe it'd just be better to go ahead let the machines take over
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(Now I Know)
 
 
 
The truth about bacon packaging: "the mullet of meat - business in the front, party in the back"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most important part of a successful shoplifting spree is the clean getaway. This involves a certain level of grace and agility
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leopards spotted
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(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic party when there's so much marijuana smoke in the house that the police who bust it up have to take breaks outside to breathe
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently there's some super strength coke on the streets of the UK and we shouldn't take it. Wish someone had told me that before my nose fell off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently it makes news when a baseball game beer vendor no longer shouts 'Stella' like Marlon Brando
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are the best states to be a police officer, so is your state among the good ones to be part of law enforcement?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student stabs her Tinder date and is spared jail time because she's British hot. With relevant pics of her in a tank top washing a boat
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(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
How to divorce your business partner and still keep some of the office furniture
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two separate Wall Street investment groups were willing to lend the "organizers", of the doomed Fyre Festival a combined total of $7 million just weeks before the event. Meanwhile, you are too high-risk for a home loan after 20 years at the same job
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire tells Christian parents if they homeschool their children, they are guaranteed to become millionaires
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 31, Man U legend Wayne Rooney is shadow of his old self: barely getting meaningful game action, gambling away his wealth alone at Manchester casinos, looking spent compared to fellow oldsters Zlatan, Ronaldo and Messi
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(NPR)
 
 
 
All the talk that passengers are unhappy with the performance of airlines? Well, apparently it's just talk
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
To be a member of the Democratic Party, you must willingly serve the devil and be possessed by a demon; it's not one or the other either. You've gotta go all-in
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders seeks to divide the Democratic Party again because his nefarious scheme worked so well the first time
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Curtis Ellis, a former WND columnist, is favored to run the Department of Labor's Bureau of International Labor Affairs. You may know him from his various beliefs, which include "satanic elites run the world" and "Islam is creating a mongrel culture"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know how as a teenager you would smoke pot as soon as your parents left the house? It's kind of like the plans this New Jersey lawmaker is making for as soon as Chris Christie leaves office
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Even if they don't put up No Parking signs, it's never a good idea to park where road crews are repaving. Unless you live in St Louis
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
School administrator to parents: Get your daughter a whiter hair style or GTFO
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(Hypable)
 
 
 
Hackers have apparently seized "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" & are threatening to post it online unless Disney pays off in Bitcoin. East India Trading Company unavailable for comment
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Drunk tries to break into an apartment building, but fails. Being a good Canadian, he sent the tenant "a six pack of 'average tasting' apology beer." Bob and Doug nod in agreement, eh?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
The winner, Lockheed Martin, wishes to thank North Korea for its participation
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Angela Merkel's party scores key victory in German elections
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Did not know it needed to be said but apparently it does: lawnmowers are not amphibious
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's first hand drawn map of Disneyland to be auctioned. Even back then Disney was a visionary, making room for 20 park rides and 600 miles of pathways to accommodate all the people waiting in line
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Parent raises $21K to wipe out all Seattle school lunch debt, proving that in some cases, there is such a thing as a free lunch for people who need it
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Despite rumors to the contrary, all signs now point to Apple building an iCar. Apparently it will be made the same way as their iPhone - in two colors and will cost 12 times more than any other vehicles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might know roughly how your salary compares with the rest of the country, but have you ever wondered where you rank globally? New online calculator tells you exactly where you sit in comparison to the rest of the world
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump releases list of candidates for the next FBI director. Apparently the three prerequisites he's looking for is the ability to see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's great to help your team win with a home run. But it's 100x more exciting when it's an inside-the-park walk-off homer
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's curious to see so many male megastars - so good-looking, wealthy, undeniably privileged - unravel so transparently
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Search parties dispatched to Bergdorf Goodman and NYC's Versace flagship store as world wonders: 'Where the hell is Melania Trump?'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The leopards are still feeding on the poor
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's generally frowned upon to go to a school and attempt to pick up a fourth grader if you are not that child's parent or guardian. Doubly so if you're a federal immigration agent without a warrant
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For the record, Hobby Lobby is not closing all its stores, David Bowie was not kidnapped by demons, the New York Times' license was not suspended by the State Department, and Sarah Palin did not wake up from a coma
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton beats Vettel for the pole followed by Bottas and Kimi. Somehow Alonso is starting 7th at least until his car falls apart. This is your Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix discussion thread at 8 am ET on NBCSN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paris Jackson likes being Not safe for work
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet says neither party thinks rationally about healthcare because they hate each other so much. Says medical costs are the tapeworm of American economic competitiveness. What does he know
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After spending lots of money and getting rid of all the dogs and sheep, the Battersea luxury apartments are now open. We wish you were here, that's really what we think
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The fastest rising baby name in the U.S. is Kylo Ren after parents determine that the name Donald is just too evil
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Senator Warren gives commencement speech. Says, we need a justice department, not an obstruction of justice department. Who could she possibly be talking about?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yeah it's a compelling editorial asking how a party that once impeached a president for lying about sex could remain silent about possible treason but the important thing here is that they call Paul Ryan "The Irish Undertaker"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Twin Cities Fark Party. Because Twin Cities Fark Party
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Maybe the solution to America's "air rage" epidemic is separate air terminals for rich people
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
From the "If you can't beat 'em join 'em" department: This year's Bear Creek High yearbooks have celebrities splashed throughout mostly so the cash-strapped journalism program can survive. And the kids love it, don't ya know
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(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
Sharing is caring, and that could include sharing your partner if you're into cuckolding, hotwifing or wifesharing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to spend 6 bucks in the most humiliating way possible? Buy this all-vegan Unicorn chocolate bar - "The Conrad the Unicorn Sparkle Bar" - and enjoy the glitter as you bite into it
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's the middle of May again, so it's time for the yearly envy of Norwegian month long high school graduation binge party, described as "like Burning Man, but with socialized medicine"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Agriculture teacher sexually harassed by fellow high school teacher, department head with "vile" text messages involving her "anatomy, powdered sugar, sex, cows, gallons of lube, artificial insemination, long plastic gloves and more"
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Look, I know it's the weekend and all, but the time has come for a special prosecutor. Possibly several. Do your part, call or write your Representative and tell them to call for a special prosecutor. (LGT House Directory) Find your Rep. Get involved
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Girls' school head leaves helpful note for parents as she leaves. You're a bunch of slackers who let your brats run wild. And you back up your brats rather than punish them because you're a bunch of slackers. Now, I'm outta here
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention parents - Think you're being unique by naming your baby something odd, misspelled or socially trendy? Chances are you're sealing their social fate and limiting future career potential
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Huh. Apparently, Trump wasn't honest about his dinner with Comey. Who'da thunk it?
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(The Hill)
 
Boobies
 
McConnell promises women can take part in healthcare meetings, as long as they are Republican, dress nicely, and don't talk too much
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Tea Party leader and former Trump campaign chair Tim Nolan faces 100 years in prison for multiple charges of rape, human trafficking of a minor, human trafficking of five adults, witness tampering, and prostitution. BUT HER EMAILS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's having a bad round of golf and then there's shooting 55 over par while trying to qualify for the US Open
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
House of Cards' stars say, unfortunately our show cannot out-crazy Trump. I mean, we could have Spacey do hand-stands on the White House lawn in a tu-tu and that would seem tame compared to Trump and his antics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New app stops you from using your debit card while at Fark parties
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
Fox goes all 30 Rock on itself, orders "X-Files" parody starring Adam Scott and Craig Robinson
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"The department doubled-down on their assertion that the drug recognition expert is better at detecting marijuana in a driver than scientific tests." Welcome to Jeff Sessions' America
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(Independent)
 
 
 
FBI agents change their Facebook profile pages to pictures of James Comey, a gesture usually reserved for slain comrades. Prepare for war
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Springtime in New York: the air is warmer, the trees have leaves and the bodies in the Central Park Reservoir start popping up
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(bdnews24)
 
 
 
Clinton threatened IRS audit if Bangladesh didn't ease up on a particular investigation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Family demands to know how a 200-pound antique anvil disappeared from Area 51. The truth is out there, and it apparently involves Wile. E. Coyote in a flying saucer
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
EA puts the Mass Effect series on ice, begins harvesting Bioware for spare organs
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Apparently in Florida, going to an 'alternative school' means you can twerk in class
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Paranoia invades the happy halls of the White House. Priebus and Spicey deliberately kept out of loop on Comey firing to catch the leaker. Nobody leaked, so. . . which one is it?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glacier National Park needs a new name
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
United Airlines stock hits an all time high. Apparently people are buying up aisle seats hoping to get a good view of the next passenger incident
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tony Romo says he expects to "stink for a while" as a broadcaster. Apparently he's ready to start his new career in the same place he left his old one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claims she invented the selfie, the light bulb, the cotton gin
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's new CEO tells staff to "make mistakes" and not be cautious. Apparently he hasn't recently checked their product line up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FBI agents: We never thought the leopard would try to eat _our_ faces, but it has, and it's time to take the leopard out
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump: 'don't you DARE compare me to Nixon, I am nothing like Nixon - now excuse me while I go consult with Henry Kissinger about firing my FBI director for daring to investigate my illegal actions'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's probably time we honestly ask ourselves if we're truly prepared to survive a national emergency
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for multiple incidents involving a fetish he refers to as "cranking" which entails removing a vehicle's spark plug wires to make the vehicle run roughly to help reach sexual self-gratification. I'm done with the internet for today
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Wed May 10, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Perfect Storm ship about to become part of reef which will help lessen the impact of bad storms. Hey, wait a second. Didn't that ship go to the bottom of the ocean never to be seen again?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study finds that unlike our politicians, voters easily reach bipartisan consensus on the federal budget. What's that about getting the politicians we deserve again?
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Even Rep Dave Brat, the Tea-party candidate who ousted Eric Cantor in a primary and represents one of the reddest districts in the reddest part of VA can't hold a town hall meeting without being booed by nearly everyone there
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Sen Angus King (I-MEan) apparently has a Beef with President Trump's firing of Director Comey, suggests Congress offer Comey a new job: head of an independent task force investigating Trump's Russia connections
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why, on today of all days, was Assistant Press Snekretary Sara "I TOTALLY Got this job on my own merits" Huckbee-Sanders pinch-hitting behind the Podium at the press briefing? Apparently last night's firing broke the Spicy and he had a "meltdown"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conrad Hilton's problems all stem back to Paris Hilton's sex tape which he was teased about when he was younger. He dated E.G. Daily's daughter as revenge. Subby doesn't think anyone needs an excuse to date Hunter Daily Solomon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A new JAMA study shows why those international health care comparisons that say the U.S. spends more money and has worse health care are bogus
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother goose nests on couple's balcony - apparently a hockey fan: "We put an iPad out on the deck so she could watch the Oilers game...she hissed at the Ducks"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently Gordon Ramsay doesn't mind being the butt of your %#@&*% jokes (possibly Not safe for work)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA wants to send astronauts to the moon for a whole year as part of their Mars plan
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hate buffet Alex Jones mocks Jimmy Kimmel, insulting his young son's heart defect in order to score points for Trump. Hard to believe Jones is an unfit parent
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your spouse's parents' approach to raising your child seems outdated and antiquated, you should get over yourself and just be glad they're helping out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SecEd Betsy DeVos compares school choice to switching wireless carriers. "If you can't get cell phone service in your living room, then your particular provider is failing you." Obviously, you should be able to build your own cell tower or buy your own carrier
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How do I know if my partner and I are ready to move in together?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nixon's library is offended that Trump is being compared to him
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
President Trump tries to have every old press release deleted from the internet. In related news, Barbra Streisand appointed as new head of the President's online PR department
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
For the first time, You Can Track Every Dollar The Government Spends. Prepare thy anus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Clapper, on whether he ever found a situation where Trump business interests in Russia gave him concern: "Not in the course of the preparation of the intelligence community's assessment". Which is a somewhat different answer than "No"
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
After shopping for gifts at the feminist bookstore and sparring at the cruelty-free gym next to the old-time barber shop, treat yourself at Portland's first ever all-vegan artisanal doughnut shop
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently getting Trump officials to click on a fake link in email is as easy as giving candy to a kid
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A human being just can't compare with that." Especially when the human greenlights Brietbart links
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Handheld screen use by toddlers now linked to speech delays. Parents should become concerned when their child's first words are "Super Mario Brothers"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump-Friendly company buys rights to deliver local news to 70 percent of American households for no apparent reason
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: Barry attempts to find John G on The Flash (8ET CW) Later, Liv just wants to party all the time on iZombie (9ET CW) Finally, Coulson finds he can't shake his desire to make his own soap on Agents of Shield (ABC 10ET)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Google's parent company wants to create new high-tech district in Toronto. I can't imagine why they'd want to expand to a stable location with a well educated workforce
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Next on 'Real Parole Violations Of New Jersey Housewives'
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Rape Table" was part of training for Customs officers at Newark Airport. No word on if they had a "rape tower" also
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
American Idol, which was apparently cancelled on Fox a year ago, will now return on ABC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Palliative care doctor claims we need a rethink on how we view the end of life, as death and dying remains a big taboo. He's right, once you die, you don't get invited to the good parties anymore
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
If this is going to be that kind of party I'm going to throw this cranky lady into the pool
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
18 years without parole for 18 grams of pot is too much, chief justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court says. Her colleagues disagreed. Gary Howard gets out in the 2030s
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(The Week)
 
 
 
If you thought the GOP was the party of zombie Reagan, it's not. Zombie Nixon is still running things
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Shepard Smith is now speaking out about coming out
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The listing calls it a charming brick bungalow on a quiet street close to schools, parks AND FULL OF CLOWNS - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anonymous warns world to 'prepare' for World War 3, as if the world hasn't been doing that since January 20th
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Uber being investigated by justice department for not wanting to keep Austin weird
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rachel Canning, the spoiled little brat who tried to sue her own parents for child support, has come back under fire for her racially insensitive Cinco de Mayo post
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Mon May 08, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Is your meth contaminated with deadly gluten? This police department will check it for free
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man walks up the pulpit during church services, pulls his pants down and shows his quarter inch killer to parishioners because "The Lord told me to do it." Amen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giving new meaning to the phrase "Italian Stallion," Viagra gelato is apparently a thing in Rome
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues with Part 2 of songs beginning with "L", it's like the swing through the alphabet got slowed down a bit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After losing French Presidential election, Marine LePen may face a struggle to retain control her National Front Party as party loyalists question her decision to try to soften the party's traditional "jackboots and jew hatin' " message
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when Paris isn't the most embarrassing member of the clan
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
How are pineapples harvested by field workers? Prepare to be impressed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is part of a growing group of "wiretap truthers": politicians convinced that Obama spied on them and Trump but have no evidence to back up their claims
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 12 ways you can get smarter on your spare time, now let's all say om
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Faith in Trump shattered, Baba Yaga predicts the GOP will lose in 2018 due to the repeal of Obamacare, And she writes her obituary to the party on Breitbart
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the quirky world of baseball scoring, Ezequiel Carrera hit a home run on Sunday, but will have to wait until Monday to learn if his home run was inside-the-park
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Heading into the next UN climate summit to figure out the rules for implementing the climate-rescue Paris Agreement, the numbers look pretty bad for planet Earth. Worse: Trump wants to rewrite the math
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Police Department does not approve of a bill that would make it illegal for officers to have sexual contact with any prostitutes they're investigating
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
And the award for the most tasteless Cinco De Mayo party 2017 goes to Hennessey's Tavern in Orange County for setting up an inflatable border wall and handing out "free drink" green cards
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: If you call the police about illegally parked cars in front of your business, try not to be the one who drilled holes in more than 20 of their tires
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's final Jeopardy answer: This major company's computer once won Jeopardy, but is now falling behind in artificial intelligence
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(Some Soda Guy)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday straps on its armor, girds its loins, and prepares to head into the trenches: it's time to re-start the Soda Wars. Which is best? Which is worst? And why do some people still call it "pop"?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
EU lawyers warned EU leaders their £92 billion demand was legally unenforceable, and they couldn't "cherry pick" which parts of the budget to use to come up with that figure
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Artist recreates those iconic posters of our National Parks to reflect how they'll probably look in 30 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother not so hot for the leopards eating people's faces party when the leopards eat her child's face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Austria's Green Party teaches women how to urinate standing up; your party teaches squat
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Sat May 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NCIS apparently doesn't hire Farkers as the team investigating the Marine nude photo-sharing scandal complain about looking at picture of naked people all day
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you have lost your pet zebra, Hillsborough County Sheriff Department knows where it is and want you to call them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tennessee's new "natural meaning" law sparks fears in the LGBT community and every right-thinking person in the country
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Piles of twisted sheet metal and a few big ones are to be expected when the NASCAR Xfinity Series hits Talladega for the Jordin Sparks Energy 300, 1 pm ET on Fox
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(The Animal Rescue Site)
 
 
 
Believing every life is precious, man rips his house apart to rescue a trapped kitten and reunite it with its mother, just in time for Caturday (w/video)
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Fri May 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
KFC releases romantic novella about Colonel Sanders, in which he probably describes his paramours as finger-licking good
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, the last survivor of the Hindenburg lives in Parachute, Colorado
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Your 11-month-old baby will not help you in a parking lot brawl
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
State Department retweets positive mention of Ivanka's book, then deletes it because someone pointed out it was a massive conflict of interest
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't worry. Just because Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao doesn't understand what self-driving cars can and can't do doesn't mean the department Trump assigned her to lead can't handle regulating them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The non-partisan Cook Report shifts 20 House seats towards Dems after yesterday: "The GOP's willingness to spend political capital on a proposal that garnered 17% support in a March poll is consistent with scenarios that generated a midterm wave"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You'd think a 37-year-old lawyer who lives with her mom and dad would know better than to get caught on camera throwing eggs at cars legally parked in front of their home
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Mirrors 8.4 meters wide with just 25 nanometers of deviation from a perfect parabola
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Judge gives Kansas City Water Park 20 million reasons to construct a safer water slide
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When does a 7-hour flight turn into a 28-hour ordeal? When United accidentally sends you to San Francisco instead of Paris
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Presidential election media coverage causes New York Times to have its greatest quarterly growth in six years. Apparently Trump was right when he said he'd single-handedly be responsible for bringing back American business
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, what's a Kentucky Derby party without a great bourbon?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian media says Manchester is "full of fat women that turn men gay." No wonder Crowley was so particularly proud of Manchester
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(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
In Chechnya, authorities are summoning parents to prison to take responsibility for their children's crimes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton claims that her breasts are implant free, but they are 'lifted'. Hell I don't think they make cranes that big
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
She's accused of extramarital affairs, unprotected sex with several partners, hiring female prostitutes for threesomes and her own selfish pursuits, and smoking the weed confiscated from a kid by her bailiff. And they shall call her Your Honor
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Thu May 04, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Every single thing new at Cedar Point Amusement Park in 2017
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Anyone have a spare $56 million? You can buy Sting's Central Park West duplex. In other news, the AC on your 440-sq ft 1-bedroom basement apartment that you pay WAY too much for just went out...again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that get me free sandwiches"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The areas of the UK that drink the most. Alternatively, the best places to party in the UK
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone will not feature the Mr. Garrison/Donald Trump storyline this year as "a monkey running into a wall can't be made funnier"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Park Board votes to change name of lake named after noted slaver John Calhoun to the original Dakota name of Bde Maka Ska, which translates loosely as "Whitey Lake"
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Parents Of The Year give daughter a vodak party for turning 13. She Absolutly blew a .32
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What part of "Don't go near the komodo dragons" don't you understand?
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox fan is banned from Fenway Park for life after using a racial slur in regards to black woman singing the national anthem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Department of Justice says it was OK for police to continue shooting Alton Sterling because he was still moving
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bridj, an on-demand bus service backed by Ford, is shutting down. Apparently people were not thrilled with an idea that combines all the comfort of Greyhound along with the drivers' attitudes of Uber
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Colleges under pressure to contain tuition costs look for other sources of revenue. Which for most universities comes down to three words: Fraternity keg parties
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold on to your britches--Obama apparently stuck his dick in somebody before meeting Michelle. Also, he has always been ambitious. Fox News is there with this mindblowing book plug
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Amusement park opens new claw machine. Fark: With live kittens as prizes
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Apparently all President Trump has to do now is give the go-ahead to start WW III, as U.S. commandos are all set to counter North Korean nuclear sites
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspects arrested in Knox Box burglaries. Apparently, the Knox Box needs locks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." -Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing. Well, I've got part of that down, at least. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Reading Ivanka's new book is "like eating scented cotton balls." And that is the good part of the review
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hm. Looks like The Washington Post's Kathleen Parker just called Trump a pussy
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Funeral home accused of refusing to cremate gay man. Apparently, like breaking a mirror, that's seven years of bad luck
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Magnet school has long waiting list and admission by lottery... except good athletes can skip the line. So it really does prepare children for college
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles' complicated and very confusing 6-4-3 triple play has an odd historical parallel -- they did the exact same thing in 2000. Baseball never ceases to amaze
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Weird Al will be able to lose on Jeopardy at least through 2020
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad pranks his two teen daughters by sending them into the auto parts store for 'Blinker Fluid ' and a 'Bucket of Steam'. However the real joke is the dad wearing a Detroit Lions cap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The leopard is on the prowl again. This time it's evangelicals who lament that their marriage to Trump is "going to be a bitter harvest"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rosa Parks used to put peanut butter in her pancakes. Do you have any odd habits or additions when it comes to your pancakes?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I want to do heroin but would prefer to avoid a "scary looking homeless addict willing to do sex things for skag" scenario or a situation like the one linked. How often would it be safe for me to partake? Maybe a few times on the weekend?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You may have heard the myth that biting into a Wint-O-Green Lifesavers produces visible sparks in a dark room. It's no myth. Here comes the science
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Tue May 02, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A handicapped parking space dispute in the Miracle Mile Plaza doesn't have to involve a hand gun and a neck beard to appear on Fark, but it helps
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Well, apparently when former acting AG Sally Yates testifies next week, she's expected to contradict the White House on disgraced former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
From the surreptitious slimy surcharges department, here's Comcast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cop pleads guilty in shooting of unarmed black man. Plot twist: He didn't plead guilty to murder, but "deprivation of rights", which I guess is what they're charging racist white cops with these days to spare their feelings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to throw off current negative news cycle by creating new negative news cycle about "Religious Liberty" executive order he plans to sign on Thursday, as log cabin Republicans become latest leopard entrée
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas City Archdiocese parts ways with group because it reflects 'troubling trends'. I totally see it, not towing the Catholic dogma line, pushing their own agenda. They're a dangerous and radical group of thugs, like drug dealers Fark: Girl Scouts
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Jeff Sessions, because the Justice Department will prosecute you
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYPD drill atop the Brooklyn Bridge sparks concern from onlookers, Gwen Stacy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first day I became President, they set me down at the desk, big chair and dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I'm thinking "how much better can it get?" Then I get a gorgeous silver bowl, from the Republican Party, and they want me to do what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump to black voters: "Vote for me, what do you have to lose?" President Trump to black voters: "Prepare to lose everything"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MN GOP Chair when she took office; "people are going to have a really hard time calling us the party of racists and sexists". Now, referring to Keith Ellison:" Minnesota's Head Muslim Goat Humper". Bonus: Overzealous Staffer Defense
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Former Democratic lawmaker, now apparently chairman of the Lemon Party, indicted on sexual battery charges
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(MSN)
 
 
 
-ure this marriage proposal at Fenway Park is
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(gHacks)
 
 
 
Remember when Microsoft said they would block updates for processors that were too "new". Apparently they're not too good at processor detection
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago spares no expense for the guests entertainment, including spectacular fireworks and dead civilians
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why do we consider Adam and Eve's forbidden fruit an apple, when the Hebrew text only calls it a "fruit"? Blame Jerome for his fondness for Latin puns, and Milton for writing Paradise Lost at a time when "apple" didn't always mean "apple"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
U.S. Alpine director to petition ski officials to let Lindsey Vonn race men. Apparently she's already proven she can beat 15 other women at the same time. And that was just to date Tiger Woods
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you Part 1 of Songs beginning with the letter "L". That's right, unlike last week where I had to hit iTunes to fill the 2 hours, there are so many "L" songs in my collection it will fill 2 shows
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
I came up with a better headline in a parallel universe. Trust me
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Eminem is suing a political party in New Zealand over copyright issues, and it is unknown how much the damages would amount to in dollars or kiwis
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter in Dallas. One firefighter hit, police and paramedics pinned down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When Katy Perry compares her 'old black hair' to Barack Obama, you know the internet will explode
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"While the investigations aren't moving very fast, they're increasingly serious - even, in some measure, bipartisan. Trump's scofflaw habits are keeping them alive...nobody wants to be the next Nunes"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond Green does not see how he compares to Charles Barkley, since Mr. Green sees himself as a role model
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How do we know President Trump is doing a great job? The party of obstruction hates him
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Worst, pool party, evah... unless you are that racist, white dude, that shot up the place
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What was it like meeting your partner's parents for the first time?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel is thinking NFL comeback, not his bachelor party
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress on the verge of actually passing a bi-partisan budget, and spites Trump by refusing to fund his wall to boot
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Sun April 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A Kentucky judge refuses to hear arguments of gay parents looking to adopt claiming its not in the best interest of the child
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smiley Farage is all frowns as his Trump connection appears tenuous at best. Apparently he was hoping to make some real money from his brown nosing
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Who better to put at the Department of Health than a rabid anti-abortionist who says breast cancer is caused by abortion
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