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500 headlines found matching 'par'
Wed August 27, 2014
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Action Movie Kid, Part 2. Bigger and Badder
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
56-year-old Indian woman who is a bigger badass than you've ever been kills a man-eating leopard that attacked her after a half-hour battle with the creature
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
John Rocker to be part of 'Survivor' cast, which will no doubt include "some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Why I quit the U.S. Democratic Party yesterday." Article is interesting if for no other reason than it sets a breathtaking new world speed record for Godwinning itself
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(Mancunian Matters)
 
 
 
Man wanting to stay out partying tells his girlfriend he'll be home late and not to worry about him. Just kidding, he tells her he is being held for £50 ransom. Hilarity ensues
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Tue August 26, 2014
(NZ City)
 
 
 
Man, apparently into retro gaming, wields chainsaw during fight at service station
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(AP)
 
 
 
Remember that nice homeless man Miley Cyrus took to the MTV Music Video Awards? Well it turns out someone recognized him on TV. That someone being his parole officer, back in Oregon
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(105.9 The Rock)
 
 
 
How to ruin a party with a carrot
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
County health department feels the need to warn people not to set themselves on fire
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
If your parents name you Spartacus, you may be destined for great things. Or you could be like this guy
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(33)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Rules for an outing at the park.....1). No #1. 2) No #2
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with 100 pound scrotum prepares for surgery. That takes balls
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Ukraine shows 10 Russian paratroopers they captures who "got lost on a training exercise". Yup, I'm sure that's exactly what happened
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two 20-somethings join together to form a new Millennial PAC dedicated to the promise of "Participation Ribbons For All"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that the rat poison deployed in Central Park is killing off all the rats. The bad news is that it's also killing off all the dogs, cats, great horned owls, golden eagles and foxes in Central Park as well
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The best part of last night's Emmy Awards was Weird Al's hilarious dance number, which parodied the past fifty-plus years of award shows. With a bonus appearance from Andy Samberg as King Joffrey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man accused of having sex with a mattress apparently just really needed his Beautyrest
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The staff of the LA Times rates each MLB park. Surprisingly Dodger Stadium not in the top 5
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
To compete with Google and Chromecast, Microsoft prepares to unsheathe new dongle and hopes you'll be impressed by functionality of such a small package
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Mon August 25, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The best thing about having an earthquake buckle all the streets and sidewalks in your neighborhood is that it turns the area into a biatchin' skate park
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up this morning thinking, "Man. I could go for a music video with a wicked-heavy-groove and scantily-clad, gyrating women rollerskating down a dark highway," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney files patent papers so it can monitor its theme parks with drones. Big Mickey is watching you
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(60)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Local and State Democrats are bucking the party of Clinton and Obama to get elected. This is somehow a bad thing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Archie sued for sexual discrimination after Betty and Veronica compare notes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more grocery stores are designing the produce aisle to look like a junk food aisle in order to seduce children into demanding parents buy them tomatoes and avocados instead of cookies and candy
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Due to the high number of chiropractors in the state as well as uninformed parents, Iowa schools are seeing more and more unvaccinated children, something that poses a threat to pretty much everybody
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Chicago Department of Health uses cool research tool to automatically find dirty restaurants, no longer needs to rely on food-poisoning victims calling a hotline. The tool is called Twitter and the algorithm is open-source
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Actor and director Richard Attenborough has died. Funeral arrangements have not been announced, but spokesman said family will spare no expense
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Culver City, California slaps down your stone age libertarian worldview by thoughtfully putting up no-parking signs with 15 feet worth of common-sense progressive vehicle-utilization solutions. It's for the children
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will new ads comparing pot smokers to lab rats prevent teens from getting high? Short answer: no. Long answer: um... What was the question again? And quit bogarting the bowl
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The media would like you to know your office chair is killing you: "Sitting is more dangerous than smoking, kills more people than HIV and is more treacherous than parachuting. We are sitting ourselves to death"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian article explaining Ebola stays sane for the first sentence, then spends seventeen paragraphs showing why it's a bad idea to surf Pravda's web site, listen to AM talk radio and read too much Dan Brown
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Viewers are allowed to interpret what the meaning is of a silent animated video showing naked men with roses covering the lower part of their bodies fighting against evil forces just to be with each other
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico restricts junk food ads during children's programming after parents complain that their kids were getting too fat to outrun U.S. border guards
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Sat August 23, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
LinkedIn product chief departs, becomes the first person to actually get a new job using LinkedIn
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police department will install hi-def cameras as soon as they steal some more of our stuff to pay for it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 74 years, it may now be safely revealed that a spectacularly inept attempt at 'intelligence gathering' by Nazi Germany on British soil was deliberate sabotage- on the part of the German officer in charge of the fiasco
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're a California state senator, don't Tweet pictures of your drunken parties at the state Capitol
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mark David Chapman once again denied parole, with the three person parole board saying they decided against releasing him because his "actions devastated those who loved the victim." Imagine that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party, Thursday Sept 11th at 7:00pm at Cecil's Tavern
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(64)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents turn 13-year-old daughter in to police for texting nude photos of herself to classmates, haven't quite thought through the fact that they will probably have to support a registered sex offender forever
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist describes current parenting trends as "crap" and raising a generation of spoilt brats
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rachel Dratch to join Parks & Recreation for final season. *sad trombone*
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Report: Illinois Department of Transportation is a corrupt toilet bowl of political patronage hiring
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ukrainian separatist leader, previously a science fiction author, claims he's living in his books. Which oddly makes sense, considering the fiction coming from both sides in the conflict
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Show the interest rate and fees on our credit card on your card comparison web site? Well, of course that's a violation of our trademark and a lawsuit
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
County Clerk: Let's just go ahead and release you early. Convict: Gee, thanks. I started a family, finished parole, started a new li- Courts: Not so fast motherfarker
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(Tea Party Nation)
 
 
 
Tea Party Nation: 'We stand with our brothers in Ferguson against the tyranny of big gover-' oh, who am I kidding, they respond exactly like you'd expect
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(392)
 
(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
One in every 200 billionaires in the world is born in Chicago. Apparently the odds of becoming extremely wealthy increase exponentially the closer you can get to Oprah
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two percent of British people think Hawaii is part of the UK, don't know the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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Thu August 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jeopardy contestant and Caturday contributor
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Catholic diocese urges people not to take the ice bucket challenge because the proceeds could go to stem cell research. Apparently, the ritual pouring of water over people's heads is only okay if the Church gets its cut
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian authorities shut down 4 Moscow McDonald's locations for health code violations, making Russian cuisine almost look edible in comparison
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(40)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man and his daughter prepare to launch their own camera into space, topped off with a Rainbow Dash My Little Pony figure. Many hope this launch is a prototype for sending actual Bronies into space
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two arrested and charged in connection with the beating of a park ranger. The suspects say they weren't involved, police have made a boo boo
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Boehner: "My job as Speaker couldn't possibly get any harder in the next Congress." Tea Party Conservatives: "Challenge accepted"
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"As many as 60% of students who participated in Common Core have gone gay, many overnight." This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
When a children's book is titled My Parents Open Carry, it's a sure bet that the reviews on Amazon are going to be hysterical
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Just an average guy trying to work out his attachment issues by hurling a stapler through a glass window on the sixth floor of an apartment complex
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(18)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
You might want to take a classroom worth of kids to Dorney Park but don't use a makeshift flatbed to do so
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(23)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"Meeting with Kashmiri separatists is a long standing practice" Especially when they can play a damn good version of "Stairway to Reincarnation"
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(8)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naked intruder drops ID in home. Scary part is where he was carrying it
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(20)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of getting your dog high and posting the video on Facebook hasn't gotten old in Michigan
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(17)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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(59)
 
(PrankVideos.tv)
 
 
 
Pardon me, sir, I couldn't help but notice your pants have a bit of sag. Let me assist you with that
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(35)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Car makers eliminate spare tires to save weight, increase fuel mileage, and because nobody knows how to change them anymore, anyway
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(182)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, apparently it's wrong to tell Amnesty International to "suck it"
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(83)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's no need for the grand jury to meet as scheduled and weigh the evidence in the Ferguson shooting--the Governor has saved them the trouble, demands "vigorous prosecution" of officer
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(456)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ohio attorney general candidate David Pepper (D) paid $10,000 in parking fines over the last 14 years. That's one way to support your city
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(85)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After discovering their new husbands' homes had no toilets, six newlywed women in India returned to their parents because they had no place else to go
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(36)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Republican presidential candidate does the "robot" at celeb-filled Hamptons party. Surprisingly, not THAT candidate
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(54)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
One quarter of all military households rely on free food from food banks and pantries, who evidently do their part to support the troops
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(225)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Owl flies into apartment, opens bird cage of pet canaries, and, well since you're reading this here, you can assume it doesn't end well
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(38)
 
(The News Nerd)
 
 
 
Former NBA star Allen Iverson has one question for you, "Brother, can you spare a dime?"
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(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why it doesn't pay to have a large house. Apparently bigger isn't better. It's just bigger
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vanderbilt University has the happiest students in the country. Apparently it doesn't hurt to have the campus within easy access to all the bars in Nashville
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks: Can anyone fix the Ferguson police department? You know what they say about articles with a question in the title. No. It's no
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(344)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
J.P. Morgan to invest $100 million in Detroit. Apparently their tax accountants told them they needed a quick way to write off $100 million
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude the quality of your child's drawings is linked to their intelligence ten years later. They also say that you, as a parent, are in no position to judge the quality of your child's drawings
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(42)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
41 and 36-year-old sisters have been sentenced to death by hanging for kidnapping children as part of a begging operation and murdering them when they were no longer useful. I'm pretty sure I already saw this movie in 2008
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(66)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Get hit by a forklift resulting in a fractured ankle which required pins inserted in it, as well as a large laceration to one of your legs? That's $118,450 (USD) in reparation
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(39)
 
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tell St. Peter what he won, Don Pardo
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(72)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Channel 5)
 
 
 
English rugby team wins World Cup. You may never see those words in that particular order for the rest of your life
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(22)
 
(Digital Ecologies Research)
 
 
 
Fark announces partnership with DERP. No, seriously
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(141)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paralyzed BASE jumper vows to not learn his lesson about not jumping off of tall things
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(37)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Right wingnut calls Perry indictment an "example of the criminalization of party differences." That's noted right wingnut, legendary defense attorney, and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz
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(195)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, Congressional staffers have little else to do besides spend the workday helping to build out the Wikipedia page on the most important issue of the day: The Choco Taco
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(77)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
AJ Asks, where's the Tea Party/NRA presence in Ferguson? Why the sudden silence? What could be the difference between this and Bundy? It couldn't possibly be skin color, could it?
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(296)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is preparing a hippie playlist for a "summer of '69' party". Difficulty: doesn't know of any hippie songs to use. Please help me
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out that imposing your insane copyright laws on the entire planet might not be such a walk in the park after all
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(210)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Did you work part time for a week while collecting unemployment in the 1980s? Massachusetts wants its $100 back
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One thing about living in Glacier National Park I never could stomach...all the damn marmots
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I want to party with that Richard the III guy"
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(54)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With 3 races left to go this season, 4 points separates the top 2 drivers in the standings. This could be a very good race. It's the ABC Supply Wisconsin 250 (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(47)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Cinemark's latest attempt to ditch culpability for their part in the Aurora shooting massacre
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(276)
 
(Some Alcoholic)
 
 
 
I see your s'mores alcohol and raise you MoonPie Moonshine. Fark: Also comes in chocolate and banana flavors. Bonus: Website apparently designed by a narcoleptic 9 year old on Adderall
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently, Katharine McPhee never got the memo about not dipping your pen in company ink
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California police find an illegal marijuana crop growing in a public park, estimate the value at $5 million. Hopefully, that dangerous crop of drugs will be destroyed and the culprits will enjoy the rest of their lives in prison
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(58)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jim Parsons denies reports he's engaged to his boyfriend
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(66)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Apparently, among the highlights to be found at Albuquerque's zoo are puddles of visitor urine
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(20)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Bears place TE Zach Miller on IR after injury to his Trapper Keeper covered in rainbows and sparkling unicorns
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(28)
 
(Payson Roundup)
 
 
 
Local Tea Partier thinks that rather than giving kids free lunches with Federal dollars, their parents should get counseling to stop being so poor. She, of course, voted against giving the kids something to eat so they can learn a lesson
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(210)
 
(The Villager)
 
 
 
Hipster kickball league evicted from NYC playgrounds on grounds that their for-profit status and sponsorship by two different liquor suppliers violated school policies "since their main goal is reportedly the partying after the games"
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(79)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks challenges fans to knit her a new shawl. Apparently, she goes through them like gold dust
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(35)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Candlestick Park: Let it be....demolished
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most transparent administration in history is increasingly getting sued over its lack of transparency
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(87)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
And here parents thought that getting medical marijuana for their children would be easy
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(53)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook testing out "Satire" tags because apparently people are too stupid to realize that articles from "The Onion" are not real news
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(42)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It may be Caturday, but a bunch of dogs decided to have a pool party, and wag their tails in the air like they just don't care
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford proudly introduces the Transit, their replacement for the Econoline van. Free candy sold separately
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(35)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A strange addiction: Woman named Teddy Bear Paradise can't stop threatening to assassinate presidents
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(44)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Create Dracula's Pizza Parlor (Link goes to inspiration)
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(20)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested after swearing in front of her kids, which seems a little harsh, says EVERY PARENT EVERYWHERE
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(115)
 
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Say what you will about the over-militarized Ferguson police, but at least they didn't put a Punisher-themed cosplay video on the front page of their department's website
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It should be obvious that if you catch your ex in the backyard shed banging your German Shepherd you probably shouldn't eat any food she prepares
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(94)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox stunned to learn of Robin Williams' Parkinsons diagnosis. You submitted this with some variant of the word "shake" in the headline
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(39)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Death Cab for Cutie left crying emo tears over the departure of their guitarist
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient wine cellar with many of its jars still intact discovered. Immediately deemed site of the next Fark party
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Participants in Canadian men's beer leagues facing charges of aggravated assault for throwing clean bodychecks, along with lifetime bans on owning weapons, so keep your head up at the blue line, eh?
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(31)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US veterans on Ferguson Police Department's response:"We didn't wear that much gear when we went through the really bad areas of Afghanistan. That's not controlling the crowd, that's intimidating them"
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(306)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Yelp opening Chicago office, will hire more than 300. No restaurant, retailer, or prostitute will be spared their harsh reviews
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(12)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Robin Williams' wife reveals that he was in the early stages of Parkinson's Disease
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(347)
 
(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
Disney finally realizes that running a radio network consisting of mostly AM stations was a big Mickey Mouse idea (kids, go ask your grandparents what "AM" means)
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(63)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Shark Week' has done a lot for sharks in the wild. Including sparking a global hunger for shark meat
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man with dwarfism wears a hidden camera to record a day from his perspective. You haven't seen this many crotch shots since the last time Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were on a red carpet together
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. While the police state blossomed in Ferguson last night, Barack and Michelle Obama were wining, dining, and dancing at an A-list party on Martha's Vineyard. White House tweets: "A good time was had by all"
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(184)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Anonymous released the name of the cop who shot Michael Brown because we apparently only get transparency from hackers (Update: Anonymous apparently named the wrong guy, link is dead)
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(418)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Department of Pulling Numbers out of your Ass is back with your annual fantasy football article
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(47)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MS Tea Party Leader prays that god will "be violent" against the Republican party. O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy, Amen?
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians warned to prepare for "lone wolf" terrorist attacks by angry Muslims who don't realize that the average Australian would view an exploding bomb as one of the least hazardous parts of their day
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(38)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)
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(44)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"FOIA Denial Officer" is a real job title in the "Most Transparent Administration in History"
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(174)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy says that breaking up with Caroline Wozniacki improved his golf game. Apparently it's hard to keep a trophy wife if you aren't winning any trophies
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(50)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apparently, if you're charging a usury rate of 650%, you'll get the interest of New York prosecutors
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(17)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently concerned that protesters may be in possession of Buk missile systems, FAA orders no-fly zone over Ferguson, Missouri. Nothing to see here, please disperse
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(341)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Courtney Stodden engaged for 2nd time to her ex-husband. Apparently a 19-year-old married to a 54-year-old is now less creepy than when she was a 16-year-old married to a 51-year-old
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(91)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
In a move that will certainly not spark any confusion over why police are suddenly pulling over young people, the city of Austin will now start ticketing kids for doing positive things
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(88)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase
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(451)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
After collecting and testing all of the dog poop that has been showing up in the park, it has been determined that the dog poop is, in fact, human poop
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(43)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Convicted killer wants to skip part of trial where victim's family calls him names for an hour
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(66)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If a fire hydrant is located several feet from the curb, with a tree in front of it, and is located in a pay parking zone, are you allowed to park there? HINT: The answer involves making as much money for the city as possible
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(80)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Design team builds windowless aircraft that looks like it has a transparent skin when you're inside it because you needed your mind absolutely blown today
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Putin apparently wore a tank top to receive visiting Egyptian president
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(38)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Even ISIS apparently liked Robin Williams
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(72)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police shoot at man who parked in handicapped space without permit
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(66)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts, who helped usher in unlimited political spending, decries partisanship. That's the joke
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(316)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Just because it's August doesn't mean that we can't all mock this dumbass with anger issues who can't get his 4WD Jeep out of a snowed in parking space. (Not safe for work language)
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(80)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why pay rent in an upscale apartment complex when you can live by the beach in a 1985 Volkswagen Westfalia camper van?
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(101)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
There's an autotune remix of that 'Apparently' kid because, well, apparently there is
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(12)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel got serious scientists to participate in their "Shark Week" pseudoscience disasters by a) lying to them about the true purpose of the interviews, b) later editing answers from unrelated questions together, c) all of the above
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(120)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, My best friend, who's a cross-dresser, dressed in drag to meet my diehard conservative parents at the airport and freaked them out. They just can't let it go. What should I do?
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In an USA Today Op-ed., Billionaire Charles Koch finally explains why he is the way he is: "Real work is an important part of how we define ourselves...Those who lack real jobs often end up depressed, addicted or aggressive"
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(155)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things we can learn from this article: 1) it's possible to remove your fingerprints completely, leaving your fingers as smooth as a baby's butt; 2) police are apparently familiar with fingerprinting baby's butts
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(33)
 
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley tennis coaches discuss being summoned by "Mythbusters" B-team to help bust hoary myth that tennis match can be played on moving airplane's wing. For their part, they say Tory can really play
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(25)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Laundry detergent pods could explode in your child's throat, assuming you were an inattentive enough parent to allow your child to find and swallow a detergent pod
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(87)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
While most of us vacationed at a beach or a theme park this summer, Bill Gates was living it up in his 450-foot long luxury yacht
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(236)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
So, have you ever wondered who exactly is paying Paris Hilton millions just to stand around?
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(140)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Parents worried school's new sex ed book might tip kids off to what mom's back massager is really for and why dad always says "pomegranate" in the middle of the night
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(120)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Parents give their son a jump start on having his own superhero lair
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(59)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's official: Paramount has given the go-ahead for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel, and Michael Bay is already confirmed as director. Not too bad for the big-budget version of Uwe Boll
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(74)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears owe Cook County $4 million in amusement taxes. Apparently the county started charging after watching Jay Cutler try to move the offense
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(44)
 
(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
Setting up a meth lab in a Wal Mart parking lot may be a brilliant way to capitalize on customer synergy, but (and I know this sounds unlikely) eventually someone is going to notice a mob of toothless naked people and think something is wrong
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(38)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magical tea party
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some three letter agency tries to remove parts of public court transcript in a lawsuit over deleting evidence. Obvious tag looks incredulously at Asinine tag after it tries to redact itself from public view
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(21)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan district attorney's office subpoenas parody Twitter account, refuses to raise white flag
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(32)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not News: Police arrest a naked man on a park bench. News: He's covered in baby oil watching porn. Fark: And leaves behind an outline of his body in oil on the bench
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(29)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tea Party loses every election, yet somehow still won everything
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Juggernaut, 1974 - A squad parachutes into the North Atlantic to disarm bombs aboard a luxury liner. Richard Harris and Omar Sharif star in this 70s thriller based on events ripped from the headlines
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(13)
 
(TooFab)
 
 
 
Cool: Daniel Radcliffe wants a part in Sharknado 3. Interesting: but only if his character "meets an interesting death." Fark: With bonus Tara Reid. Wait, what?
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(46)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
GM would like everyone driving a GM vehicle to know that they should probably park it outside from now on so it doesn't catch your house on fire
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(35)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman at yoga studio spots her husband going into the happy ending massage parlor across the street. Hilarity ensues
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(64)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(CERN)
 
 
 
From the gaming laboratory at CERN, here is Particle Clicker. It's a game like Cookie Clicker but teaches you about about particle physics. In related news, CERN has a gaming lab
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(49)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Nude Sport Games 2014 held in Malaysia has caused outrage, OUTRAGE and now the police are hunting down the foreign participants for "obscene acts." And no, this is not going to be the next episode of Naked and Afraid
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This fall's hottest fashion: take a chainmail gown, add a half-million volts of electricity from some Tesla coils and watch the sparks fly (pics)
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Sean Hannity is literally quite upset at Stephen Colbert
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(95)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats' control of the US senate could be jeopardized because of what could be called "the chicken incident" involving their nominee for the IA senate seat
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember, responsible parents don't let children play with loaded diaper bags
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US town of Boring preparing for twinning festival with British town of Dull. It's not expected to be much of a party
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Into The Storm's box office success may depend on the same part of America that made Twister a success. It ain't California
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In which we harken back to a simpler age when people who talked about impeaching a president did so with heavy hearts, tears in their eyes, and a catch in their voice, even if they were from the opposing party
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(96)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's the NFL's head of officiating Dean Blandino on Jerry Jones' party bus outside of a strip club. That's gotta be cool with the other teams, right?
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(48)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some mysterious pilot flew his float plane underneath a traffic bridge on the Ottawa River yesterday afternoon, apparently just because he could. Tag is for you, sir (pics, video)
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(84)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The five best punctuation marks in all of literature. There's something here for all em-dash and parentheses fans
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(32)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber's Florida DUI hearing rescheduled. Apparently it interfered with getting ready for back to school
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has his parents for dinner. Fark: With some fava beans and a nice chianti
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(68)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Car crashes into sheriff's department helicopter
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(44)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Man illegally tries to fly camera drone over Yellowstone Park's Grand Prismatic Spring, winds up in hot water
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(109)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you have a go-to chef/cookbook/website you often turn to as a favorite source for recipes, cooking methods, preparation tips, etc? Share the wealth of knowledge and give your fellow Farkers a new lease on cooking
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(224)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Republican-controlled Election Board votes 2-1 to spare Virginia from the ravages of election fraud, which haven't actually been documented in the state but I think we can all agree would be quite ravaging
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP has apparently given up its fight to destroy an organization that hasn't existed for four years
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(35)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After her fivd-year-old son was accidentally left on the school bus, mother raises holy hell, calls the sheriff's department, and alerts the media about the incident. But she's still cool with him continuing to take the school bus
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(81)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow of rejected Washington State vanity plates. Apparently, Washington doesn't like Pork, Poon, Pussycats, or Juggalos
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again, you haters comparing Obama to Jimmy Carter can suck it - because unlike Carter, Obama did NOT invite Robert Mugabe to the White House. He invited every other despot in Africa, but not Mugabe
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(89)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a cat in this video that a woman is trying to give away, but I didn't see it
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(48)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza chef Chris Bianco praises state of American pizza, particularly rise of high-quality artisanal ingredients unavailable a generation ago. "I mean, shiat, back in the day, I begged somebody to grow arugula for me"
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson unlikely to get behind latest American Apparel back-to-school campaign. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(105)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marine identified by some as "the perfect soldier" forced out of the core for serving Chik-fil-A sandwiches at a party and reading non-liberal-approved books
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(316)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The owner was in the back seat, wearing nothing but a straw hat and a set of false teeth that had been skillfully attached to his private parts"
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nah, nothing to report in the music world today...apart from the fact that MARIANNE FAITHFULL'S BOYFRIEND KILLED JIM MORRISON
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(69)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And what happened in Tuesday night's GOP primaries? It's all here including the President's cousin who compared Obama to Hitler losing his Kansas GOP primary and other assorted crazies
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo, duly chastised and sincerely remorseful for its part in the housing and banking debacle, loosens its standards on jumbo mortgages
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the amusement park you're at closes when you're still on the Ferris wheel and you have to spend the whole goddamn night up there?
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(106)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West: "I am the smartest f*cking celebrity you've ever dealt with." Given that he said this to a paparazzo he was beating up, however, undermines his ludicrous claim
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Man gets prosthetic hand. FARK: It is made with cheap hardware store parts valued at less than $100
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(28)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
HOA continues to try and remove a therapy pig from their community, thereby destroying the mental stability of a small child and ripping a family apart because in their minds, not even that is worth bending a rule
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(286)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A government website intended to make federal spending more transparent is very good at its job; $619 billion dollars has turned 'transparent'
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Egypt to build new Suez Canal parallel to old one. Old one to be moved to museum
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(45)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
"This is a movie designed to pacify a nine year old. It's an assault of noise and stupidity that exists for the parent who doesn't want to give their kid another dose of ADD medication but wants them to shut the fark up"
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(170)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Channel 10 (Australia) newscaster shows that he's only as prepared as his news script ... if he can find it (video fun starts at 1:05)
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(13)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
The City of Seattle is trying to confuse its residents about rates for the three available parking spots in the city
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(60)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Does your training routine really need to be as complicated as it is?" Something to think about while you prepare to head to the gym in 26 minutes
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(47)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
While the United States still struggles with parking and taxis, Finland is creating a smartphone app-based transportation exchange of the future which aims to eliminate the need for car ownership altogether
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(131)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt found a way to star in Jurassic Park 4 even way back in 2009
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Pro-gun picture book 'My Parents Open Carry' named "probably the worst children's book of all time'
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(176)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man gets robbed in a rural field outside of Casper, Wyoming and is shocked, SHOCKED that guy he just met at a bar didn't really know where the cool "after-party" was
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(24)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Under Obamacare, college kids can stay on their parents' insurance and get mental health care they need. This is clearly a scheme to eliminate craziness as a factor in mass shootings and take our guns away
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(47)
 
(Democratic Underground)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's brain trust has boiled down the complex political landscape into a choice everyone can understand
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(132)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The results are in, and the nation's No. 1 party school is ____________
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(10)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"How some parasites can end up in your eye and turn you blind." Bonus: It can live for over a decade in nodules under your skin. Sleep tight, everyone
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai junta bans computer game that allows players to run their own fictional dictatorship because "some parts of stories within the game affect Thailand's situation"
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Apparently" live news interviews will never be the same after this kid and his catch phrase
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(125)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline didn't lose your luggage. Downside, the luggage compartment was infested with maggots. (Bonus: No motherfarking Snakes on a Plane joke)
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(15)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Introducing a new American hero: James Taylor, a kid who threw a party in western Michigan that drew over 2,000 people and gives zero farks about the consequences saying he's going to do it again (w/video)
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(66)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Afghan princess fights to keep her $390 a month three level apartment on the upper east side of Manhattan. No, that's not a typo. She's a real princess
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ever wonder what happens if a Jeopardy tournament ends in a tie?
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(31)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Six-year-old autistic boy drives his toy car onto the Bronx River Parkway, is immediately spotted since he was driving far better than anybody else on the Bronx River Parkway
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the dust up between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber may have been precipitated when Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio essentially told Beiber to go home and get his shine box
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here is a guy who apparently just figured out Republicans prefer talking points to actual legislation. Obvious tag sprains eyeballs from rolling them so hard
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The great fight within the Republican Party isn't Tea Party vs. Establishment. It's the grifting wing vs. governing wing. Bonus: Written by a former Republican Congresscritter
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(169)
 
(Sports Media 101)
 
 
 
Not news: well-struck home run ball exits Fenway Park. FARK: clears Lansdowne Street and rolls across the roof of the building next door. (with aerial video)
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen who may need reconstructive surgery after participating in the viral stunt called "The Fire Challenge" says "It's not a good idea"
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(70)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paparazzi company admits to using drones to spy on celebrity homes
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(59)
 
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson suspended from the PGA Tour after positive cocaine test. Apparently golf officials became suspicious after he finished a round in under five hours
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk vicar crashes car, punches paramedic, spits at cop, and assaults another female paramedic as she treats him-- all the while shouting he's an IRA member who will kill them all. This guy brought his 'A' game (pics)
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(55)
 
(SI Kids)
 
 
 
MLB pitchers take nearly 100 years to reach the 1 millionth strikeout in 1976, but just 38 years more to reach 2 million. Thanks for doing your part, Chris Davis
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you died right now, have you sufficiently prepared?
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents have no issue with sending their children to a school that received an "F" rating, but tell them they may have to get uniforms for their underachieving students and suddenly they give a damn
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(153)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy breaks away from the Central Park Zoo only to get picked up by the cops in Times Square, says it's the best day of his life. Parents still recovering from cardiac arrest
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(53)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger pulls out
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(35)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
"Weird Al is the only part of your childhood that doesn't suck"
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(91)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
When a third party enters a market that used to have just two "competitors," remarkable things happen
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(70)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With Larson on the pole, will the second Pocono parade be any more boring than the first, or should we be doing what the sponsor of this race wants us to? It's the GoBowling.com 400 (1:00 PM ET, ESPN)
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(614)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A report by the British Chamber of Commerce shows young people are so unprepared for the demands of work that they have even asked their bosses where to take naps"
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(48)
 
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Spain to crack down on Magaluf, coastal resort famed for sex and booze crawls that lure downmarket tourists from UK and Ireland. "This has always happened, it happens now with these kids and it happened with their parents when they came in their day"
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(19)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Woman who fled to Mexico because she thought she would be "untouchable" there after she took part in the murder of a 14-year-old boy is deported back to California after being caught by police in Tijuana
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(74)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Free parking is actually quite costly
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(51)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Juneau Police Department is looking for a group of five or six kids, ranging from 7 to 13 years old that made a bomb out of a backpack, two bottles of Axe body spray and a can of Old Spice to set off an explosion behind a middle school
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(51)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
The only thing more expensive than building a nuclear power plant is taking one apart
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(67)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I'm going to play until I'm 45. New hotness: I'm too worn down to participate in training camp
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(11)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Last week: Naked blue Smurfs in Times Square. This week: Central Park Underpants Run. Slightly Not Safe For Work for those of you unfortunate to have to work on Saturday instead of running around in your underwear
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(18)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Uptight vegan demands to know how it is possible to "love an adult who eats like a child." Because apparently putting ketchup on hot dogs, ketchup on eggs, only wanting cheese pizza, and eating lettuce only on a salad is "childish"
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(274)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Bill Murray to be the voice of Baloo in a remake of The Jungle Book. Apparently, Hollywood learned nothing from the Garfield remake
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(34)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rush gets park named for them in YYZ (pics)
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans now borrowing less for college. Apparently they are going back to the old way of paying for higher education ... selling their stuff on eBay
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(37)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apartment maintenance worker enters your home and digs through your stuff? Seems legit. No crime committed here, Mr. Citizen
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(110)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
300 rats removed from Ohio apartment now up for adoption by rat rescue group. In other news, there are rat rescue groups
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apartment complex residents find large rattlesnake, proceed to film a PSA on how NOT to handle a rattlesnake
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cocktail bar + bedroom = greatest bachelor studio apartment, or greatest bachelor studio apartment EVER?
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(3)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo area FARKers: WATER ADVISORY. Don't drink it, boil it, or even shower in it. Well, the last part is a stretch, but you never know. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(141)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you are running for Governor, try not to be caught "getting lost" at 4:30am in an industrial park with a woman not your wife
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(67)
 
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture cracks down on the menace of unregulated seed libraries, thus rescuing the state from going full Somalia - too late for Philadishu, however
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(70)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(148)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cocaine worth $1M goes missing from 'locked and sealed room' at police headquarters in Paris
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton prepares for the Democratic primaries by not visiting Iowa for 2,401 days and not visiting New Hampshire for 2,397 days
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(61)
 
(Channel 5)
 
 
 
Woman who went on 98 dates in nine months sums up: "I grew up in Minnesota and we had a state fair. The pigs, the cows, the horses would all be paraded for their blue ribbon. When I date, I feel that I am the pig, the cow or the horse" (pic)
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(148)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Commercial airplane passengers could soon be issued parachutes along with their boarding passes. You know, just because
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas Tea Party Representative discovers why it's so hard to cut government spending
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(91)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember when you could borrow a baggie of sugar from your neighbors without everyone in the apartment complex assuming you were buying drugs? "It's sad you can't give people sugar or salt or baking soda because the color is white"
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(139)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger
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(50)
 
(Daily Life (Australia))
 
 
 
Thanks to Leftist Liberalism, parents are now being forced into the untenable situation of having to explain a natural biological function to their terrified children
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(113)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At the last minute, the GOP has pulled their own bill on the border crisis, as they didn't have the votes from their own party
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(99)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas/Fort Worth ranks third on list of top tourism destinations in the U.S. Apparently, tourists are enthralled with Dealey Plaza, the Stockyards, and miles and miles and miles of homogenous urban sprawl
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(134)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Fark parents: Here's the only cover of the Arthur theme song - "Wonderful Everyday: Arthur " that won't leave you tempted to jam needles into your ears like the last 53,284 times you heard the damn thing
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Richard Belzer's brother jumps to his death from his Manhattan highrise. In other news, Law & Order: SVU has a Munch plotline for next season, though it will be part of some major conspiracy tied to the JFK assassination
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(59)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Air passenger demands parachute and cigarettes before attacking cabin crew with prosthetic leg. Yes, drink was involved officer
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How to think about the new Middle East" No, not as a radioactive glass parking lot
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes Forever performed on an acoustic guitar? Yes, even the piccolo part is included
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(22)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man starts sexual relationship with underage girl he met at church. Apparently, God had a problem with it
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(108)
 
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Police chief orders highway department to post illegal speed limit. Again
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No-Labels, the "non-partisan" group dedicated to breaking through Washington gridlock, issues internal memo hoping for Republican victories and more gridlock
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(111)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Who knew Instagram geo-tagged every selfie you uploaded? OK, apart from this Russian Buk missile technician
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(109)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chad Channing, the original drummer for Nirvana, says he would be "up for a reunion." Apparently, he hasn't read an issue of Rolling Stone the last twenty years
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(43)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
From the party that brought you "death panels" and "legitimate rape" comes this summer's blockbuster hit, "the rape path"
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(170)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Three, maybe four farkers will remember P.O.P., Pacific Ocean Park, the great amusement park pier in Santa Monica that opened in 58 and closed in 67. But those farkers? They're my homies
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(36)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Wildlife "sanctuary" under fire for pimping out animals for parties, including alligators to put in your pool, so that your kids can swim with them. Owner claims nothing wrong with it, or dressing like Hulk Hogan in drag
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(25)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested for masturbating outside an apartment complex. Residents glad the police finally hauled this jerk off
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(47)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted your own military landing craft the Army is auctioning one off this week. Bidding is up to $45 (with pics of future Fark Party Barge)
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(81)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix execs have apparently never read 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie'
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(66)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Children in remote parts of the Malaysian jungle now have the same access to porn, content in the form of lists and cat videos as the more lol-cat-literate urban kids. Malaysia 1 - Digital Divide 0
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(7)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently using your own property how you see fit is absolutely horrible and should be stopped at all costs. Yes, it's in San Francisco, how did you know?
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(228)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just another day in Michigan - Joggers by the lake, kids in the park, an armed man high on acid at a pizza place wearing only a towel
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Bruce Willis' apartment in "Fifth Element"? Well, the future is here now...and looks pretty cool, actually
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Body of an apparent stowaway found in the wheel well of a U.S. Air Force C-130. Allows your crazy uncle to merge his Ebola-spreading and border-crossing rants into one doomsday scenario
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless ✔ Drunk in public ✔ Pants around ankles ✔ Yelling slurred words at police ✔ 'Wanna party with me?' mugshot ✔ Yep, just another normal day in Fark's favorite state
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists separate a particle from one of its physical properties creating a "quantum Cheshire Cat"
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(24)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Denny Hamlin and his team have been penalized 75 points and fined for having illegal rear firewall parts, having an insecure network
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(27)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three different naked reality shows now pulling in big ratings as blurred body parts are both titillating and acceptable for prime time TV
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(84)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Birds sunbathe to spread vital oils across their bodies and to help to drive out any parasites that may be feeding on their plumage. Just like the cast of Jersey Shore
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having kids is a challenge-- they're picky eaters, daycare is expensive, and what's a mom to do with them when she's trying to get to the threesome at her apartment building's public hot tub?
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our long Tea Party nightmare finally over?
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(72)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How Silicon Valley startups are totally disrupting the business paradigm of caffeine in the morning and alcohol at night
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(10)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Apparently no one ever told this high school kid that pulling off a slam dunk from beyond the free-throw line is pretty much impossible
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Columnist believes the GOP is now the "party of reform." Oh wait, he's serious
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(181)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously okay, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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(153)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here's the Comic-Con teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, minus the long queue in San Diego
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what illegal grilling is, but apparently it's pretty damn serious in New York
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi Tea Party calls Ann Coulter a liberal hack, collapses into freeper singularity
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(111)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Freddie Prinze Jr. says working with Keifer Sutherland was so miserable that he almost quit acting. In other news, Freddie Prinze Jr. is apparently still acting
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(86)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities are starting to realize that having an entire department dedicating to teaching students how to analyze the feminist symbolism of Chaucerian mythology and its effect on post-Industrial deconstructionism might be kind of a waste
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(377)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 3 - October 5
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(375)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Torre does not prepare a written thank you speech for HOF induction ceremony, forgets to thank "The Boss." Out of habit Steinbrenner family immediately tries to fire him
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Resarchers find that a strong handshake passes on as many as 10 times the number of bacteria compared to bumping fists, and a high-five reduces exposure by roughly half compared to a handshake so yeah, the hell with handshakes
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(67)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Remember the magical warlock who convinced kids to have sex with him by promising to bring their dead parents back to life? Well, he got his ass kicked in jail today
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(123)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UConn makes 3-D replicas of antique instrument parts. Captain Picard thrilled someone can finally replicate him a new head joint for his Ressikan flute
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Watson supercomputer is helping military personnel transition back to civilian life, plans to use this programming at some point in the future to help Alex Trebek successfully transition from Jeopardy host to civilian know-it-all
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(8)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate doesn't notice when his 3-year-old son wandered out of the house ending up 10 blocks away at 2:30 in the morning and refused to open the door to police or pick up his son from the police department
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(75)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, Frankenstein's Monster is a freakish hellbeast from subterranean earth who frequents cockroach-ridden ramen restaurants and battles Power Rangers in his spare time
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One problem with beer pong: Drinking beer blessed by a ball that's been rolling around on an undergrad apartment floor. Here's a solution
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(33)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tired of having motorcycles stolen, man parks his bike where he can see it - hanging from a winch outside his third-floor apartment. 'It is not much more work than putting three padlocks on the bike, and it's a lot more secure" (pics)
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(39)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Biologists warn world to prepare for 6th mass extinction in planet's history but most of the animals going extinct are ones we don't eat, so it's all good
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Dole says that the party Bob Dole used to represent and the party Bob Dole used to oppose should try to compromise on issues that Bob Dole thinks are important. Bob Dole
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(78)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Towing company owner charged with twenty-nine felonies after he towed multiple cars from a parking lot because it was where people attending a homosexual-friendly event parked, and he (allegedly) can't stand gays
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(169)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents of the year candidates say they 'can't see what the fuss is about' after their 4-year-old daughter and her toddler brother were found playing next to a dumpster near a busy road
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel, who Tony Dungy thinks is less distracting to his team than Michael Sam, has "alarmed" the Browns with his non-stop partying with celebrities and has fallen behind Brian Hoyer in the quarterback competition
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a violent felon who repeatedly runs from the cops would make a reliable informant? Well, the cops, apparently
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bad: having to call your parents to pick you up after a car crash. Worse: having to call your parents to pick you up after a plane crash
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Brooklyn woman decapitated her neighbor and then scattered her dismembered body parts all over Long Island because the victim was late paying the rent. And you thought YOUR landlord was a dick
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think you've got problems? Imagine living in Georgetown in an $8 million mansion that doesn't have a garage to hold your four cars, and there's not enough street parking, AND you even have to sometimes *shovel* in the winter
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Former SFSU accounting professor invites current and former students over to his house for a party; fails to account for blinking red light from camera hidden in a tissue box in bathroom
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
IRS Investigators now claim Lois Lerner's hard drive was merely scratched - you know, like your old Alanis Morrisette CD - and then shredded, like a piece of paper, apparently. Because hard drives work like that
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the weird world of women's doubles tennis, if your partner is unable to continue you can play alone against the other team, but you can't return serves on your former partner's side of the court. Who knew?
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