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500 headlines found matching 'par'
Thu May 28, 2015
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(Salon)
 
Creepy
 
There is a presidential candidate that believes in no separation of church and state, the Apocalypse is imminent, doesn't think you're Christian unless you're "born again," and talks in tongues. Scott Walker has a freak thing for Ronnie Reagan too
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think $39K is too much for a 3-yo's birthday party? Wait 'til Disney comes after them for the unlicensed Minnie and Mickey
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(61)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
ISIS offers its fighters $1,500 bonus if they get married. Apparently they want their soldiers to settle down, start a family, hear the tiny footsteps of little jihadists running around the house
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(62)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Owner of carnival company to give free party to students who were excluded because they couldn't afford the $10 fee. "If I had known that there were kids not allowed to attend the carnival, I would have paid for them"
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(140)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"The valuations of some recent high profile crowdfunding campaigns have beaten new records. Is the crowd enjoying a great party ignoring the hangover yet to come or is the crowd better than the professionals at valuing businesses?"
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(8)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pro surfer gets disqualified for helping paralyzed man ride wave. Duuuuude
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor Sam Shepard arrested on charges of drunken driving, looking like Gary Busey
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Need to park your bike in Japan? Just use their incredibly efficient underground bicycle storage system
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(12)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
"Wreckage found after sailor goes missing in boat made of car parts"
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
Awkward
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law acts like she's the mother to my kids. She wrote a story for my daughter where a girl's parents died and she went to live with the grandparents and said it was a happy ending. Should I fear for my life?"
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Creepy
 
Meet the newest "Human Barbie." She's a 26-year-old Russian hottie whose parents choose her clothes and refuse to let her date, but they totally approve of her raunchy photos. She's never even had a boyfriend (w/pics)
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(122)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Flash is a repeat tonight, but iZombie is new. Someone close to Major dies of an apparent suicide, so Liv consumes the victim's brains to learn more. 9:00 on the CW
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's a self-parking car. What's the worst that could happen? Well that, I suppose
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(42)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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(271)
 
(Florida International University)
 
 
 
Back to work, huh? Kinda sucks, huh? HEY. Want to see which parts of Florida will be swallowed by the ocean first? (Article with link to interactive map)
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Mon May 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's company getting bad press is...(spins wheel) PacSun, whose t-shirt showing the American flag upside down sparks outrage
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(54)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu as president? Netflix thinks that would work for their next version of House of Cards, this time set in France, where voters would probably elect him to the highest office
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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(106)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Sansa belt from Ramsay? Will Jon Snow and the Wildlings prepare for Winter? Will Brienne finally take action? Why no Arya tonight? Find out in The Gift, 9 PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(338)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sword wielding man in an elf costume attacks a BMW. Apparently Ganon was driving in Portland on Saturday
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(66)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"What are the basic building blocks of the cosmos? Atoms, particles, mass energy? Quantum mechanics, forces, fields? Tiny strings with many dimensions? A new candidate is 'information', which some scientists claim is the foundation of reality"
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(58)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yunessan Spa House in Hakone, located in south-eastern Japan, offers relaxing ramen baths as part of its total spa experience. The baths are filled with a ramen pork broth and synthetic noodles (they're not allowed to use the real thing)"
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(35)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You're drunk in the afternoon in your trailer next to the church. There are a bunch of screaming kids outside playing volleyball in the parking lot and all you have is your BB gun. What do you do, deputy?
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(26)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Twelve blind teenagers are preparing to hike at the Grand Canyon, making those of us with perfect vision look lazy
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(51)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Apparently it was legal to add one's special sauce to a meal before
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a farking party in MN at Freddy's in Maplewood. June 6, 2015
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(46)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Today's seemingly innocent competition you played growing up that is apparently killing children left and right: Underwater breath-holding games
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(70)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are some foods you might have to pay a lot more for, thanks in part to this whole California drought thing
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(96)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NCAA concerned about yearly attendance declines for lacrosse Final Four weekend, despite increasing participation at youth level amongst various Baxters, Benedicts, and Hambletons
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(34)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Professor plans to burn a confederate flag on Memorial Day in hopes of sparking conversations about the meaning of the flag. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Slow speed police pursuit behind a Mustang convertible with "Victory Parade" on door. To be followed by Taser party and then excessive force fiesta
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(32)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Mr. & Mrs. RGIII become proud parents of baby girl, and all were immediately put on Redskins DL
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aurora shooting victim's parents have to pay gun manufacturer nearly a quarter of a million dollars. Because fark you, that's why
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(559)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
After beclowning herself with an epic fail at parking, DC House delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton has a) taken a refresher driver's-ed course, b) hired somebody to take care of the driving, c) changed her license plates
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(50)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A reminder China is still a totalitarian Communist country. "Western hostile forces, as well as a few 'ideological traitors' in our country, are using the Internet on their computers and mobile phones to viciously attack our party,"
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(55)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's long history of partying with the Sultan of Brunei
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" department: During mandatory weather evacautions, Floridians can now pack their guns with them
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(136)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newark Liberty Airport has the worst on time arrival rate. Apparently pilots like to circle a few times before landing just to let the passengers try to gradually get used to the smell
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(14)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Six out of eleven "Extra Virgin" olive oils tested don't meet standards, have apparently been seen hanging out with the Canola oils...and we all know how shameless Canadian oils are
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(93)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mama June suing TLC over cancellation of Honey Boo-Boo, claims her rapist boyfriend isn't as bad as the Duggar molester. Looks like someone forgot people in glass trailer parks shouldn't throw stones
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't want to pay for a prisoner's sexual reassignment surgery? Parole 'em. Problem solved
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Josh "The LGBT Community is a threat to children's safety" Duggar has confessed to molesting more than five girls and resigned from the Family Research Council. His parents knew for 12 years and covered it up
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(648)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you innocently post this totally hot selfie on Facebook and somebody thinks you look so good they take the picture and use it in a sex ad? Me too. "They posted me as wanting multiple sex partners"
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(34)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Jaunted)
 
 
 
"If you have questions for Jeopardy host Alex Trebek, you can ask them during a 12-day cruise in the Canadian Arctic that sets sail in August." Uhhh, what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold, Trebek?
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(19)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Clouded Leopard quadruplets born at the Tacoma Zoo
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(21)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo plans government transparency summit meeting...for the Friday afternoon of Memorial Day weekend, with press uninvited
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $83 million after collection agency sued her for $1,000 she never owed. Apparently turnabout is fair play
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(126)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Sweet 16 party gets plane disgusting
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(76)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Epileptic girl's seizures cut by 80 percent after parents move to Colorado. "Thank you cannabis," say parents. "Best parents ever," says daughter
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(168)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Mothers are better than dads at talking to infants. Apparently men only use baby talk when they're rolling dice, brushing their dog or sitting behind the wheel of a new car
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(34)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"The challenge results in young people daring each other, through Instagram and Facebook, to take excessive amounts of paracetamol and this is a matter of great concern"
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(79)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
GM attorney says that the car you've purchased and completely paid off is, in part, still theirs. You just have a license to use it. Yes, it's the bizarro world of corporate law
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(72)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember the good ole days of the Top 10 Hit Parade? Fox News does, because there's just too many wannabees in the countdown
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(76)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to colleges, we as Americans focus way too much on the prestige and brand of particular universities, says somebody who obviously went to Arizona State
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(56)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Father complains that Melbourne has removed his "love locks" from a bridge. "When I see my little girls' locks it reminds me to never give up trying to be a part of their lives." Because apparently he can't be arsed to look at the kids themselves
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(68)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg says Paramount wants Star Trek 3 to be "less Star Trek-y"
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(104)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"911, please state your emergency." "Yes, we're at Costco, and there's a naked man walking around the parking lot and waving his machete at us." "Okay, we'll send police out right--wait, was that a euphemism?"
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
So setting your parachute on fire is a bad idea. Who knew?
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(35)
 
(British Red Cross)
 
 
 
Everybody always talks about the people who take part in extreme sports. Nobody talks about the sports medics who not only have to go everywhere these idiots do, but get them out alive (pics)
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(6)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Parents being fined, and in some cases jailed, for sending their kids to school
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(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like there's a small chance of a possibility that things might, from a certain perspective, in some ways be thought of as sort of, kind of, falling apart in Iraq
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(125)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Husband can't bear to be apart from dead wife so buys ice coffin to keep her body at home. True love never dies
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(40)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that FARK hits one out of the park with this sports headline: ""Miami Marlins fire manager Mike Redmond. Yeah, that'll fix everything"
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(0)
 
(Techie News)
 
 
 
Scientists pin. Pointthepart of the...brain. That is sensitive, to, timing ofspeech
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland, which already lets drivers change lanes without using turn signals, wants to lock in "Worst Drivers in America" title by removing parallel parking requirement from drivers license test
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(107)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
South Carolina passes necessary abortion restrictions before it can address road repair bill. Because apparently they're filling potholes with newborns down there
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
MSpy, a company that makes spyware that allows parents to surreptitiously monitor their children's communications, announced that its customers data had been stolen by cyber-blackmailers. Karma could not be reached for comment
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(43)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Argos (CFL) sold to 2 of 3 partners of MLSE (Leafs/Raptors/TFC) to play at BMO Field (owned by MLSE) who were kicked out of Rogers Centre (owned by the other 1 of 3 partners of MLSE). Welcome to Toronto sports where it sucks to be a fan
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(65)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pedro Avarez becomes the 3rd player at PNC Park to hit a home run which reaches the Allegheny River. Bonus: On the fly. Into a boat
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal court rules that anyone can copy the iPhone design. Apparently no one else would have ever thought of creating a smartphone that is rectangular and thin enough to fit inside a pocket
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(16)
 
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Someone developed a a brutally honest food pyramid for every stage of adulthood. They aren't nutritious, but they reflect what is really consumed (except subby apparently is still only 30)
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(48)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal from the Boy Scout store, always be prepared. To hire a good lawyer
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(22)
 
(Some Biker)
 
 
 
So, about that biker fight in Waco? It's starting to appear that a parking lot bar fight led to police shooting into the crowd, killing all 9 of the deceased. Conveniently, all 170 witnesses are incarcerated with $1 million bonds
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(631)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You would think a bi-partisan sexual abuse education and prevention bill would have no trouble passing in Alaska. Until a social conservative from Wasilla steps in
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Josh Duggar once stuck his arrow into an underaged quiver. Tag is for the act and for how the State of Arkansas handled the case
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(77)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 2: The Ducks are 6-0 at home in the playoffs this year. Look for the Hawks to come out and play to end that streak, the refs to keep em' separated after the whistle and an Offspring ear worm until the puck drops at 9:00ET
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(2068)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Arctic fjord harbors surprising inhabitants. I'm going with parrots
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(19)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Radio Shack would like to thank you, its former customers, for providing it with all that juicy personal information that it could sell as part of its bankruptcy settlement
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(150)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
You see us as you want to see us. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, Danny Partridge, and a criminal. Well, six criminals
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(42)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The best pictures of a Tasmanian Sea Sparkle flash mob you'll see this week
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(9)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of Brooks Robinson turning 78, let's go back to the 1970 World Series and see the famous backhanded play to which all subsequent ones have been compared
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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(94)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Cambridge University Press)
 
 
 
You have been pronouncing "Parmesan" wrong this whole time. Oops
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(144)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
A handy guide to the price of pot in every state - for no particular reason, man
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham does a cannonball into the already crowded pool of GOP presidential nominees with a resounding message of hope and optimism: "I am running because I think the world is falling apart,"
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(231)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The people behind the .ca domain are asking Canadians to test their internet connection speed as part of a crowdsourcing project to gauge the health and performance of the country's internet"
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brewers' Carlos Gomez forgives, praises Mets pitcher for drilling him in head with 97 mph fastball. "It's part of the game"
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbiana University and Barkley University are apparently not real
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's incomprehensible British headline that still sounds dirty somehow: "Dolly Parton says 'ay up me duck' at book scheme launch"
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(27)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Man sues hospital for losing part of his brain
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(56)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fans of great comedy can relax; The Mindy Project has been spared from an unjust cancellation by Hulu, who has given the show a 26-episode fourth season
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(56)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP cop pulls over 100 cars for going too slow on freeway. Fark: They were all part of a funeral procession
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(129)
 
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Why Jeb Bush should quit: Because he's the candidate the Republican Party deserves, but not the one it needs right now
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(112)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Comparing basketball to Iwo Jima? Would Under Armour really think that people would not have a problem, with it?
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(55)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for road raging for the third time on your way to a union hearing to get your firefighting job back after you lost it for beating homeless people in a park, you might have some anger management issues
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(45)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Some people see a park fountain and envision hopes and dreams. Others see it as a free car wash
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(10)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawyers in shock jock case use sexy paralegal to trick opposing counsel into getting a DUI. Even in Florida, the bar association has a problem with this
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(100)
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up, is marijuana in your K-Cup🎶
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Luxembourg's prime minister becomes the first openly gay national leader to marry his partner. Cool tag sits in for Fabulous tag
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(90)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Yellowstone park ranger answers the important questions, like who would win in a fight between a grizzly bear and a gorilla
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(114)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could go for some trance, EDM, oontze-oontze intermixed with visceral, archetypal Native American imagery, leaving me feeling like I took some mescaline," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be remanded into the custody of the Baltimore Police Department
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(759)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House Republicans finally embrace separation of church and state
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An Oklahoma woman charged with slashing the corpse of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at a funeral home has now been hit with an additional count of unlawful removal of a deceased person's body part"
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(48)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New technology means that the Six Million Dollar Man would cost only $12,000 in parts today. If you also consider medical costs, the total balloons to $33 million. Thanks Obama
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even super-lawyer Amal Clooney can't make Britain give Greece back the statutes Lord Elgin stole from the Parthenon in the 1800's
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(83)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Homeschooling Kentucky family has its kids removed by the state because they were living in squalor, without running water or a septic system. Apparently they had Facebook, though
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(282)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Catholic Church in San Francisco introduces digital collection plate, decides to make the change after seeing how parishioners were already tithing every month to Verizon, Sprint and AT&T
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(20)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA declares Washington, D.C. a "no drone zone." Apparently no FAA official has ever attended a congressional hearing
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(99)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Obama and six Arab leaders meet at Camp David...or is that Rivendell? to...apparently, they're simply going to walk into Mordor going by the height of the participants
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Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for flying 8" toy drone in D.C. park. America has been saved from horrible annihilation once again
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(98)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
After seven weeks, a zoo finds out they have a baby girl hippo. No word on if it will be part of a live Fantasia remake
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State social services takes custody of two sisters after they told their teachers that their parents. A) Starved them. B) Beat them. C) Banned them from watching the Telly
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(44)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr. on the death of his father Sunday as the band prepared to kick off their world tour in Canada: "Nice timing, dad"
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(23)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
It is now illegal to molest golden eagles and peregrines in Britain. Apparently it wasn't before
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Good news: Five of the biggest banks in the world are about plead guilty to criminal felonies for their parts in a Forex-rigging scheme. The Bad news: the SEC will then grant them waivers so the pleas have no actual consequences for them
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So a hamster had a tiny tiki party and DAWWWWWWWWWW
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(10)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
The Large Hadron Collider just detected some incredibly rare particle decays
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A parrot named Rula is at the heart of a dispute in Tracy, Calif., where a resident claims her neighbor's bird frequently squawks the Spanish word for prostitute"
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(7)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Walker flunked out of Christianity too, apparently
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(154)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Man builds amazing eco-friendly treehouse home. OMG WANT: He also built his own concrete skatepark (w/pics)
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate finally decides it can work together in bipartisan harmony when it comes to REALLY sticking it up our collective ass
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(76)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Waka Flocka Flame stops his performance in Scottsdale, AZ to break up a fight between fans; after making them apologize and hug, he shouted "that's what the fark I'm talking about Let's party" (No, really)
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(28)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Aaron Rogers drops the F-bomb after missing Daily Double question on Jeopardy. Bonus: Alex Trebek does the discount double check
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(39)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro says US and Cuba will soon set up ambassadorships, with Cuba to be represented by a loyal Communist apparatchik, while the US plans to name whichever multi-million-dollar Obama donor likes cigars the most
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a technique to read serial numbers that have been filed off of guns. Apparently it's same principle that allowed them to figure out that Joan Rivers had 348 plastic surgeries
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For the first time, cable cord cutting has accelerated during the first three months of 2015. Apparently, customers finally pulled the trigger after ABC announced it was making a TV version of "Uncle Buck"
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(55)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
German engineers develop a car that can move sideways for parking, like a crab. Unfortunately it will only run on gas from a Shell station
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the Democratic Meltdown" Hold up, Warren and crew made a stand to have more transparency in the process by trying to do their legislative jobs. This is a triumph for democracy, not a meltdown
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(367)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester council's efforts at keeping parking fine quotas up include moving legally parked vehicles onto restricted parking zones
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(23)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Planning on an international vacation? Would you like to avoid being murdered? Then check out the Interactive International Murder Map to make sure you enjoy the best part of any vacation: not being murdered (article w/ link to map's website)
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Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Magaluf dwarf filmed spanking Brit stag dressed as woman as official party season gets underway
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(17)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this departure
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a story that makes interesting dinner conversation - Woman gives birth to triplets ... three years apart
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"This simple animation shows you just how immense the European Extremely Large Telescope is going to be compared to the Pyramids of Giza, the Colosseum in Rome, and the Statue of Liberty. It's going to be Extremely Large"
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(29)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Obama's trade plan in jeopardy because of lackluster Democratic support, Republicans are talking about helping the President by sweetening the deal by limiting the Democrats congressional debate
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(95)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
Video
 
Hungarian paramedics blast through city centre traffic thanks to nerves of steel, balls of brass and, presumably, teflon ambulances
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(34)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Prepare to have your mind blown: The most iconic Guns N' Roses song - Sweet Child O' Mine - was totally jacked from an Australian soft rock band"
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(109)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop 19-year-old Andre the Giant in Paris, 1966
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(40)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's fake internet game children are allegedly playing: The Game of 72, which dares teens to disappear from and have absolutely no contact with their parents for 72 hours
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(84)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bangladesh blogger gets hacked, partitioned into several smaller pieces
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(63)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A triumph for DeBlasio environmental policy, as muggers are successfully re-introduced to their native habitat of Central Park
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Case of pregnant 10-year-old divides Paraguay." Hopefully between the folks who want to lynch the stepfather who raped her, and the ones who think hangin's too good for him
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(98)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"FerrariLand is the sports car-based theme park you've been dreaming of"
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(16)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Hey Amy, shouldn't parents with more children buy my only child more expensive gifts?"
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(141)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visual arts students at the University of California, San Diego must perform naked in front of an entire nude class. Including the professor. Parental outrage reaches 100%
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(65)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Spittle-flecked right-wing lunatic Elizabeth Warren targets the completely aboveboard, scrupulously ethical and fully transparent, nothing to see here move along Clinton Foundation
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paramedics on emergency call wedge their ambulance under a low bridge, have to call fire and police to rescue them. These guys will have nicknames from this until the day they die (pics)
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(28)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Cool: Parents impressed that their child's teacher is a movie star. Not cool: Parents not impressed that their child's teacher is a video star
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(89)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This is part of a relentless pattern at Salon, using Fox's name as clickbait in dramatic headlines for pieces that have little or nothing to do with the network"
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(81)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Eight of the tiniest apartments up for rent in NYC. Bring money
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
No women advance through first round of Army Ranger training, but are given some lovely parting gifts
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(187)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Cross country runner takes it to the next level as part of the "Got Milk" advertising campaign
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(34)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas museum gives Monica Lewinsky one million reasons to part ways with her infamous blue dress
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(49)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unique massage parlor
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(15)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kids got the flowers covered. My department is sugar-laden gluttony in a box. What to get Mrs Subby?
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(116)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most deadly bodies of water include a river filled with gold, silver, copper, and acid, a lake contaminated with radioactive waste, and a lagoon full of car parts, dead animals, and excrement
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(55)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you hear gunshots at your apartment complex at 3:30 in the morning, there are probably wiser choices to make than to wake up your son and go investigate
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(37)
 
(Scout.com)
 
 
 
Defense Department spends millions to convince football players to say, "yvaN eht nioJ" during halftime
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best boss ever takes all 6,400 of his employees on Paris holiday
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(48)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Both parties are delighted with the Court's decision and are working harmoniously to ensure Krissi receives the best possible medical care. We are appreciative of the manner in which Judge Jeryl Debra Rosh handled this matter"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girls at one New York high school can't find prom dates because there aren't enough boys. Now they know how us guys feel at a typical Fark Party
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(68)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett Imparts Wisdom At UM Graduation
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor bans chewing tobacco at ballparks, says scratching one's crotch is next up to be outlawed
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
68% of teens don't use birth control because they fear parental judgment. The other 32% were unavailable since they were helping their parents raise their new grandchild
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(24)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Anthony Geary announces he's leaving "General Hospital", and apparently I've been in a coma for 30 years
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(19)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists claim to have solved the Da Vinci code and linked Mona Lisa to aliens. "The likelihood of Leonardo Da Vinci being an alien or half-breed is very high." Still not as high as conspiracy theorists apparently are
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal law prohibits smoking on Greyhound buses, even in the baggage compartment. ESPECIALLY in the baggage compartment
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(23)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Apparently in Illinois the difference between a treehouse and an elevated guest house is still up in the air
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(32)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
JP Morgan and Bank of America agree to erase "zombie debts" from people's credit reports as part of a class action suit. Which is good because automatic shotguns, ammo and machetes aren't cheap yanno
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worker productivity drops 1.9% in the 1Q.. Apparently employees are so burned out they can now only do the output of two people instead of three
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(34)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
How many cancerous fish do you have to catch in a river before it gets put on the 'compromised' list? Apparently, hundreds or thousands
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(56)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state"
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(90)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Climate change is a UN hoax meant to install a new world order." Guess what political party said that? Go on, guess
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Thu May 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire cast of Captain America: Civil War has been announced, featuring a whopping 16 superheroes. No word on Daniel Day Lewis's part
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(204)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Exit polls show a Conservative victory in UK elections. For you Americans, the Conservatives are the ones just to the left of your Democratic Party
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(213)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The hook-up generation isn't so good at the hooking up part, apparently
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(93)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bad day: Your house catches fire. Worse day: The fire department finds your drugs
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(26)
 
(China National News)
 
 
 
"Alright, we're here at the theme park. Let's go ride the roller coaster, then the log flume, then the Death Simulator where we can experience the thrill of being cremated, then get some lunch, OK?"
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(40)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zynga to cut 18% of its employees, will be replaced with 300 part time migrant Farmville workers
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(20)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston's contract with the Buccaneers has a no-baseball clause. It's the paragraph following the "no seafood shopping while inside a grocery-store" clause
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There will be no more Sex Parties in Australia
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia's most cutting-edge new tank apparently runs on Windows
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Parents bribe teen daughters to do homework and chores. Fark: With cocaine and weed
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(49)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German central banker quotes Dostoyevsky in passionate defense of need for bills and coins and real money in so-called "cashless currency" era. Not the part where some dude turned into a cockroach after he used a debit card, naturally
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The new head of ESA has said that he wants international partners to build a base on the moon's far side. It's almost like Europeans don't like other people
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A-Rod's 660th home run ball to be auctioned for $20,000, which is much less than the $105,000 that was paid his 500th home run. Apparently there IS a correlation between steroids and ball shrinkage
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(15)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ha ha, millennials - like almost all other generations, you, too are turning into your parents
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mt. Kilauea park ranger orders man to stop flying his drone over the volcano. The man complies and starts to walk off. So the ranger tasers him. To keep him from jumping into the volcano, you see
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(123)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU court rules that EU citizens are too dumb to be able to tell apart a television broadcaster and a chat service
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(28)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The "Martha Stewart of Marijuana" helps Kush magazine rise from $150,000 in revenue to $6 million in just 18 months, also helps women get into the weed business, and also has a smoking hot daughter/business partner (w/pics)
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
America's oldest living veteran just threw himself a "Mighty Fine at 109" party, complete with cigars and whiskey, of which he consumes plenty of both every day. USA USA USA
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
European soccer fans are expected to get blind drunk before a big match, except if you're the costumed club mascot and need to be rescued by paramedics after stumbling around the pitch
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well dressed, white and having a British accent is one way to crash a party of A-Listers without being caught
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(29)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts police department to stop fighting the war on drugs
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fruit is a part of a naturally balanced... oh, really? Fine. Fruit will make you fat
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(174)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered 39-inch-long no-parking zone believed to be world's smallest (pics)
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you claim to have a back injury, do not participate in an ice bucket challenge like this cop did
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(36)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Lieutenant Tuvok explains Star Wars, still has no excuse for when Captain Janeway and Tom Paris became horny salamanders
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(65)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart: For the last time, no, the U.S. Government is not building secret tunnels under our stores as part of a grand conspiracy to invade itself
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(382)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The family that vandalizes parks together, stays together. With bonus picture of family standing proudly by their vandalism
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(154)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
California prepares for its first edible cricket farm. Jiminy
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(26)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse... especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot
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(95)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
City Commissioner sends angry Tweet to firefighters for making a grocery run while they were working. Apparently, this commissioner fails to realize firemen are always on the clock
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(98)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta Votes 2015. Will Alberta experiment with Democracy, or stay a One-Party State? Will there be an Orange Revolution? Will Wildrose be both the provincial flower and government? Or will one of the Almost-Dead rise up?
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who mistakenly registered for the wrong poker tournament deals with it, and is now flush with cash. Apparently his fate was in the cards
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dallas cartoon attacker named. Apparently, it was neither Snidely Whiplash nor Yosemite Sam
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(230)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
After 45 years of one-party rule in Baltimore, we have discovered who's to blame for the city's sorry state - Spiro Agnew, of course
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(163)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Suge Knight to Floyd Mayweather: Heeeeeey buddy, congrats on the win. Could you spare some change for a friend... say TEN MILLION DOLLARS?
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese man who collapsed after 14-day web binge begs paramedics to turn on his computer: "Leave me alone and turn on the computer for me. I want to surf the internet"
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben "Prison Makes You Gay" Carson is expected to announce his doomed presidential bid today. Apparently he has nothing better to spend millions on
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In this building, every ground-floor apartment is a penthouse
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(52)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before going to a swingers' party, be sure to print directions. Neighbors are tired of the kilted, pony-tailed gentlemen showing up to the wrong address
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(34)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Toga party gets out of control, leads to gladiator-style melee
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress considering a bill to basically admit Joe Biden was right all along, and Iraq probably is better off as three separate states
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(70)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that what you wear affects how you think and behave. Apparently, subby behaves like a Hawaiian tourist on a three-day bender
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(109)
 
(Red Dwarf)
 
 
 
Smeggin' hell, grab a curry and some Leopard Lager - two new series of Red Dwarf announced
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(115)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's Ted Cruz Nuze™, our favorite Texas Senator is apparently blissfully unaware that he is actually part of the federal government
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(113)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ohio college has class analyzing zombies, gives tips on how to tell them apart from the average Ohioan
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rich people problems, 2015: No room to park all the fight fans' private jets at Las Vegas airport
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(69)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dad gets kid a bed that can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
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(27)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
New app will make you fluent in Klingon. Being fluent is apparently very important, due to subtle inflection and capitalization rules. "If you change a lower case q to an upper case Q, a sentence can go from meaning 'trust me' to 'strangle me'"
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's do this. Philadelphia Fark Party May 2nd at Frankford Hall
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(102)
 
(iPolitics)
 
 
 
After 43 uninterrupted years of Conservative governments, the province of Alberta might actually vote in the NDP this week... The leftiest of the left, and a party that OPPOSES all-out pipeline development
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(65)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program officially enters the annals of gaming history netting a 96 on PCGamer, comparable to the likes of Skyrim, Half Life, Portal 2 and Minecraft
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(122)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anarchists in Seattle don't want some guy with a rifle marching with them in their demonstration. Apparently it breaks some anarchist rule
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(145)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Brit tourists: "Youuuuu lousssssy Yankeeeeeee cowboys, you don't know how to walk away from a party on a flight from Houston to London"
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(38)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(KIRO TV)
 
Video
 
And it's time once again for the annual Seattle May Day riots. Well, more like May Day mild disagreements. Is Seattle actually part of Canada? (live video feed)
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's election time in Britain & they hate their political parties more than Marmite (a yeast-based breakfast spread that is pure black hatred, apparently)
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(57)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A week after one Oxford university newspaper won praise for publishing a rape victim's courageous open letter, another has sparked outrage after joking about donkey punches"
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(29)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
National Guard in several states train to deal with civil unrest. Apparently they do this every year right around the time of the NBA Finals
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(15)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that funny little woman from The Incredibles who made their outfits? Well, apparently she's real and designed the costumes for Avengers: Age Of Ultron, darling
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Green Party champions three-person marriages before every other political party tries to claim the issue
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(47)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Nothing like a good stag party near Prague's Jewish quarter to bring out your inner Hitler
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Special needs school bus drives through shooting that leaves bullet holes in the bus and students cowering on the floor. Naturally the school waits till the next day to notify parents
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(20)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Apparently the Aaron's difference is the spyware they load on your rental computer and the photos taken of you and your partner having sexy time
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(74)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this apparent mishandling
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(23)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"You wouldn't download a car, would you?" Department of Energy would, especially if it's an electric Shelby Cobra
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(20)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Do NOT mess with this woman's parking space
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(47)
 
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Mysterious 1035-year-old prayer wheel surfaces at rare book dealer, resembles something akin to gameboard for Parcheesi or Sorry. "Monks and nuns in the Central Middle Ages often get a bad rap for unsystematic thinking"
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(23)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
America's youth have finally realized the hopes and dreams of their hippie parents and grandparents.... by being too fat for the Army
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(70)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Children from divorced families are better off living with both parents than just one. Mostly because it's easier to get what they want from each through guilt and manipulation
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(66)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-month-old baby pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after 22 hours. Will apparently be named Simba based on the pics
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(35)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this battle preparation
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(50)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey guy's I got these tickets into space and ...*watches trailer for INFINI* ... y'know, forget space. How about a park instead? A nice, safe, not filled with terror and death park
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rookie hits his first MLB Home Run. Difficulty: Inside-the-park. Insane difficulty: He's a catcher
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Stabbing in a public park. Strange: Victim is a moose
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(20)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Way to piss off the world you lunch bag art parents... Jeez
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators stock floors after the Justice Department's criminal charges adds to the multiple lawsuits already plastering the company's legal department. No word yet on who will get nailed to the wall for this
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A paratrooper who celebrated his upcoming departure from the Army by jumping with his pet Siamese fighting fish will serve 12 days of extra duty before closing out his time in uniform" (pics)
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British transport commissioner apologizes for calling British trains "shiat awful." And "like the Wild West." And comparing conductors to the Gestapo. For starters
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(9)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
What happens when a college president shows up at a loud off-campus party to wish everyone a good time?
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(104)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Technology is making it even easier for your Indian parents to marry you to a perfect stranger
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(55)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Microsoft, having apparently never heard of 4chan, brands its Build2015 conference '/b'
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(40)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MTV)
 
 
 
16-year-old King Tommen talks about how "nervous and scared" he was filming his bed scene with 33-year-old Queen Margaery, but says it was a cakewalk compared to scenes with Ser Pounce
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(67)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Riots cause Orioles to play at empty stadium, preparing them for a weekend series in Tampa
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(45)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
A potential playoff team may be playing home games at Nationals Park this year. Fark: The Orioles
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The best-case scenario is that [Russell] Brand was hosting some sort of depraved sex party, and that [Ed] Miliband had gone along to strap himself to a rotating plinth and act as a kind of fleshy, fluid-covered centrepiece"
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen compares the current state of play in the NBA to his era. And it's not pretty
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(47)
 
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Before today, you had no idea that the apartment from "Three's Company" was actually a single family home. Or that they shot 3 pilots. And millennial Farkers have no idea how many kittens died in the name of Suzanne Somers
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(217)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baltimore Orioles COO hits one out of the park on the origins of the Freddie Gray protests
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(289)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Peter Parker, bitten by a radioactive spider, becomes Spider-Man. Bruce Banner gets blasted with gamma radiation and becomes the Hulk. Meanwhile, this Chernobyl fox becomes a sandwich artist
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(27)
 
(Latin Post)
 
 
 
It is a new day, NEW DAY, yet John Cena is still our fighting champ. After taking a brilliant diamond cutter, how will Randy Orton get Payback (and somehow let Roman join the party)? Dolph Ziggler is now owed one, tonight on Raw 8pm ET USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1093)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paranoid Texans grill Army spokesman on Jade Helm, vowing to counter with their own Colander Helm
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(108)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A year from now, when gay marriage has become mandatory and you're being force-marched down the aisle with your new Obama-assigned partner, here's the man you'll want to thank for making it all possible
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gay hotelier publicly apologizes for hosting a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, said he was "shocked and angry" to see Cruz's position on gay rights. Apparently it's tough to get a wi-fi signal beneath that rock he's been living under for the last 3 years
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(125)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Experts dispute that Vladimir Putin partied in Alaska in the 1980s, as photos show a man wearing a shirt with no saddled wildlife nearby
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(32)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
The GM for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said Jameis Winston is the most investigated player of all-time...just not by the Tallahassee Police Department
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(63)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Senate Lynches Obama, John Hinckley Jr. hoping to raise some Foster children, and apparently Mama June will eat ANYTHING: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/19 - 4/25
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(7)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ok, think of the worst place to put dear departed mom's ashes. Nope, this is worse
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(102)
 
(India Blooms)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by dinosaur which is apparently a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a common parakeet
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
UKIP has hit out at plans to reintroduce the lynx to parts of the UK: "We don't have the housing or jobs for these animals. They will simply come to our shores, sponge off the state, use our health services and eat our deer and rabbits"
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(14)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is there any part of healthcare in America that isn't a complete fustercluck?
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(79)
 
(LA Observed)
 
 
 
Sports reporter Paul Olden recalls his question that set off Tommy Lasorda on a (Dodger) blue streak: "In my obituary in Southern California, that will be in the first paragraph. In my obituary in the East Coast, it won't even be mentioned"
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(16)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you have $4.2 million in spare change handy, this nine-acre house built out of a boulder can be yours
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(86)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
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(56)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(12)
 
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Here are some of the coolest issues in cartography, from how to map Hong Kong's vertical Walled City - formerly the most densely-populated area in the world - why one-way streets increase crime and dealing with the Eiffel Tower's secret apartment
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How does IS entice Muslim teenagers to become Jihadi brides? Apparently through sweet takeout, followed by the beheading of the non-believers
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(86)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledges to put air conditioning on the outside of buildings to deal with global warming and fit airbags to the stock exchange ready for the next crash if they win the next election
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(35)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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(85)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently the offensiveness of the middle finger crosses both international boundaries and the line between species
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(7)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Wedding party will have a combined age of about 195, and by "wedding party" we mean the bride and groom
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(24)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(10)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking and hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan and put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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(174)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is bipartisan support in Pennsylvania to make it illegal to taunt or challenge police officers
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(158)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wanna keep your job as a Fire Department lieutenant? Then don't make lewd comments about a female EMT over the radio... Or at least don't get caught
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(39)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Transparent Aluminum... it's real
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner comes out as a member of a party dominated by people who wish people like him didn't exist
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(394)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After being banished from MLB, commissioner says the odds are high that Pete Rose will be allowed to participate in All-Star Game activities
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(40)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment
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(65)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Pepsi throws in the towel and dumps aspartame from its diet drink, noting that in one survey, aspartame was less popular than Congress, which is saying something
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(52)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Former banana importer sentenced to 12 years for fatal sex party"
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(23)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Puppy sets fire to house, killing hamster and parrot, poses for "I've seen some shiat" picture
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(66)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Just your routine 1-3 putout at first base; and by "routine", I mean, "the runner and first baseman go airborne in a violent collision leaving one apparently KTFO"
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(32)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
President Obama says there is less violence in the world today than there was 40 years ago. Apparently he's never tuned in to AM talk radio
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(136)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Tea Party finally draws the line of "too crazy" at Chemtrails. Good to know that they have limits
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(95)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
16 insane things you can eat at a ballpark. Come for the bacon, stay for MORE bacon. Warning: Slideshow. But it's a tasty, mouthwatering slideshow. And, there's bacon
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(10)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Kids Need to celebrate Earth Day? The NSA has an idea: Spy on your parents
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newborn tawny owls given painted toenails to tell them apart (w/ daily quotient of 'awwwww' pics and vid)
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ford prepares to export its first made in China Volvos to the US
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(19)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Apparently inspecting a home does not extend to the owner
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama issues a formal "oops, my bad" to the families of two hostages being held by Al-Qaeda that were apparently killed during drone strikes on an Al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan last January
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You hear a lot about the dangers of drunk driving, but drunk parking? Not so much
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(11)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
I was an "at-risk" tween rock guitarist, so my parents sent me to a halfway house to play Dylan songs for God. Here's how it went
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(2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial video sparks debate: should you or should you not put pink lips on macaque?
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(18)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Study: Partisans understand there's an "i" in partisan, not in team which is why they look to be beat the opponent at all costs
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(17)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Apparently necrophilia is not dead
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(111)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Meteorologist explains why parking under overpass is a dick move when driving during a hailstorm
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Job opening: NBC graphics department. Requirements: Knowing how to spell the name of the creator of SNL
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(20)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify male dinosaurs by studying their bones. They're just now figuring that part out?
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(14)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
School thinks it's a good idea to send a gunman into a classroom as part of a surprise drill; traumatized teacher thinks it's a better idea to sue
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(124)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Solar panels can be a great way to show your love of conservation, especially if you are the Green Party. Don't let the fire they start discourage you
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(58)
 
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
It's springtime in Florida: The Sun is out, the flowers are blooming and toddlers are already being left in cars parked at Walmart
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that your (relative/friend/partner) has (died/become enfeebled/been put away), what do you do with their porn collection?
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(67)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The new trailer for Tomorrowland makes it look like Star Wars + Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory and the best part is I'm not even joking
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(82)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Head of DEA will resign to spend more time at drug cartel sex parties
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(51)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell has passed on to the Louis Vuitton tote in the great beyond
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(48)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston opens up about his crab legs incident, says he didn't steal the food -- it was part of a routine with a Publix employee
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Update from the Football v. Soccer war: The 49ers are buying 10 acres of youth soccer fields so it can turn them into parking lots
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(23)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the Flash Crash of 2010? The Department of Justice does. Also, if you're going to crash the markets, you probably shouldn't name your hedge fund "Your Name Milking Markets," at least not if you want to get away with it
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(30)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't even fricking replace the CARPET in the Dome of the Rock without sparing a major political uproar, a minor religious war and half-a-dozen "Indiana Jones"-style theories about clues to lost treasures
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis turns Dancing with the D-List Stars into a strip club routine. Bruce, "Welcome to the party, pal"
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(38)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart will depart from The Daily Show on August 6
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(58)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark goes with "Meet the Parrots" and can't even squeeze in a milk the avian nipples joke? What is this world coming to?
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(3)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Living with agoraphobia isn't a walk in the park, you know. Sometimes it's a walk into a manhole
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(33)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Police looking for men who bought $1200 worth of booze on a stolen credit card. Hell, so am I, sounds like a party
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Inconvenient Truth Part Deux: Suck it Libs
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(269)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky basketball fans keep licking star player Devin Booker's car door. No word on if Drew participates in this unusual tradition
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Firefighters scour house looking for victims after hearing calls of "Help... Fire." They found and saved them. Fark: The person calling for help was a parrot
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(35)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
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(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Creator of the cronut says he HAS to eat one of his pastries every single day as part of his job. Poor guy (w/ deliciously sweet video)
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The latest anti-Hillary talking point: She doesn't part her hair correctly, so obviously she is unfit to lead the free world. Study it out, people, study it out
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(193)
 
(Southern Utah Independent)
 
 
 
"The large party-hat-shaped penis...has been returned to its original location"
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(20)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
ESPN staff want Britt McHenry towed out of the ESPN parking lot
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(100)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
What happens in Kansas when a kid knows more about a subject than their teacher? Child Protective Services seize the kid, police interrogate the kid, then search their house and arrest parents. Take that you fancy book learners
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(241)
 
(Distractify)
 
 
 
What parents did to their kids in the '50s and '60s that would be considered horrible now. With some nice slightly faded vintage photos. Subby can remember several more
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(297)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saying 'I have kids with me' allows you to park your Range Rover in a disabled parking spot and then swear at and assault the handicapped person filming you
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(47)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
KISS to team up with Scooby Doo in new film, presumably to deal with yet another phantom of the park
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(42)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
And what do you burn, apart from witches? GROUNDHOGS. No. Of course not. You burn snowmen to find out if it will be a good summer. What are you, crazy?
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what? As amusing as it is to watch, I wanna see another party have a crisis of conscious. Let's see what the Democrats are up to. Huh, apparently there's an open rebellion against free-trade
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(35)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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(51)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take me down to Party City where the stock is green and the IPO pretty
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(10)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
If you go back and look at the history, you can clearly see that Republicans were the ones who supported gay marriage, and Democrats were always the party against equal rights
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(110)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that kid who claimed he was kicked off Facebook for being a Conservative and not just, you know, being 12? Well he's back and doing the trademarked Al Sharpton rant. You got a bright future in the party, kid
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(58)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man in Chef's uniform steals grill from Wal-Mart, though the important part is that he might not be a real chef, just someone dressed like one
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(32)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Timothy McVeigh's anti-government rhetoric was considered radical and paranoid. Today it's a mainstream belief of the Republican Party
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(204)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Afghanistan returns home, surprises parents before hockey game. Lots of tears on ice
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA reveals it may use sparkling dust to find fabulous alien life - or vampires
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(12)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
No explanation on why parrot on a caffeine binge was driving but at least it survived the crash
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(34)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"Missile parts." "Those aren't mine." "One invoice: 'missile parts, Best Korea' signed by Ayatollah Khameini" "I don't even know what this is" "One handwritten note: 'Thanks for order. Enjoy your ballistic missile parts. PS, burn this note. -K-JU'"
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(63)
 
(Co.Create)
 
 
 
'The sight of Chewbacca doing stand-up will make a certain subset of comedy nerds and nerd-nerds psyched enough to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"
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(4)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like the Fairfax County Police Department is going to need to find another spokesman to announce that their spokesman was just arrested for kiddie porn
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(30)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran wants to be on Game of Thrones: 'I'm going to hound the producers for a part'
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's how it works: Iranian cleric claims thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay
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(127)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those 'Ordinary Iowans' Hillary Clinton had coffee with just coincidentally happened to be democrat party strategists in training
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