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Headlines matching 'pants'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Some Interviewer) Followup Veteran NBA observer Metta World Peace assesses Jeremy Lin, advises him to play at Rucker, get better haircut, wear leather pants, read Newsday and the WSJ, and come to practice lit  (ken-berger.blogs.cbssports.com) (13)
(STLToday) Amusing Attention Underpants Gnomes, finally after a long, agonizing wait, it's time for phase three  (stltoday.com) (22)
(bad jocks) Dumbass High school coaching 101: Pulling down the warm up pants of your basketball players is not a good practical joke. Especially if they're female. Especially if they're not wearing their shorts  (badjocks.com) (31)


Thu February 09, 2012
(First Coast News) Dumbass Party City isn't supposed to be about a party in your pants but surveillance video shows that's what it's become for shoplifters  (firstcoastnews.com) (20)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid England soiling its collective pants as temperatures may drop to 12°F. What ever happened to "keep a stiff upper lip"?  (dailymail.co.uk) (118)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Discover) Fail Scientists determine global warming caused by the Wall Street Journal's and Daily Mail's pants being on fire  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (460)
(Slate) Obvious A careful, point-by-point analysis of why Newt's moon base idea is pants-on-head retarded  (slate.com) (226)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Science Daily) Interesting Life found on dead hydrothermal vents. Which makes them not so dead, Mr. Science-Pants  (sciencedaily.com) (22)
(CNN) Interesting CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong  (cnn.com) (170)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Houston Press) Sad Experts say to expect more arrests of people shoving steak down their pants as meat prices skyrocket this year  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Wired) Obvious They both cause women's pants to fall down  (wired.com) (44)


Fri January 13, 2012
(WWL) Fail Cousins go to house to smoke pot, the guy that tagged along discovers a stash of guns, opens fire on occupants with their own guns, owner returns fire but is killed, police give chase, car crashes, cops shoot all three. The Aristocrats  (wwl.com) (94)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Man stranded at sea is rescued because of his SpongeBob Squarepants boardshorts. "When I stood up and started waving I had them on my head"  (heraldsun.com.au) (15)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Boston.com) Amusing Hey, I've got an idea...Let's take off our pants and ride the subway(with photos)  (boston.com) (43)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Toronto Star) Silly It's the 5th annual No Pants Day on Toronto's subway system. Just like New York every day. With bonus quizzical dog pic  (thestar.com) (72)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Romney claims the U.S. is "inches away from no longer being a free economy." Politifact throws gasoline on Romney's pants, flicks a match in his direction  (politifact.com) (279)


Tue January 03, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass It's Big Blue vs Blue Turf, Tradition vs Nouveau, as Michigan battles Bois...Wait, why is Virginia Tech here? Didn't Clemson pants them twice? Well, that's awkward. Anywho, it's your official Sugar Bowl discussion thread  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (614)


Mon January 02, 2012
(TV Line) Spiffy So, here's Smallville's Lois Lane, Erica Durance, dressed as Wonder Woman because...well, why the hell not, that's why  (tvline.com) (129)


Wed December 28, 2011
(My Fox DC) Florida Man lets bikini-clad chick reach into his pants and try to snatch his coin-purse before beating her off with his crutches. (w/ you would have done the same pics)  (myfoxdc.com) (194)


Sat December 24, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool A movie starring Danny Trejo, based on Epic Beard Man may sound like another case of Hollywood being out of ideas until you actually see the trailer. I think I just tinseled a little in my pants  (iheartchaos.com) (55)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Michele Bachmann goes totally meta, earns her 12th "Pants on Fire" rating by claiming "Politifact said everything I said was true"  (politifact.com) (73)


Sat December 10, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times  (content.usatoday.com) (86)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Cool Ever wanted to be a world's record holder in something? Do you have 62 bananas and an extra large pair of pants?  (huffingtonpost.com) (36)
(Therepublic.com) Florida Teacher strips and hoses down pre-kindergarten student outside of school for soiling his pants. Some people have a problem with this  (therepublic.com) (106)


Wed December 07, 2011
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Old and busted: Men without Hats. New hotness: Female Celebrities without Pants (slideshow)  (nydailynews.com) (61)


Mon December 05, 2011
(UPI) Florida Is that a candlelight dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?  (upi.com) (8)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Marketwatch) Interesting Looking for shorts in a pants market  (marketwatch.com) (1)


Wed November 30, 2011
(KTVZ) Dumbass A squirrel runs up your pant leg. Do you A) Strip your pants off as quickly as possible? B) Stop, drop, and roll? or C) Shoot at it with a .22 rifle?  (ktvz.com) (55)
(Yahoo) Amusing FL Congressman attacks reporter for being "an advocate" after the reporter couldn't help laughing in his face when the Congressman made a pants-on-head-stupid comment about foreign policy  (news.yahoo.com) (201)


Tue November 22, 2011
(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Sales clerk: "How are those new pants fitting you?" Exhibitionist customer: "Here's my penis." Clerk: "So, not too well then?"  (helenair.com) (22)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Loser) Dumbass "Yes, ladies of RWU, when you wear yoga pants and your shirt stops at your waist, I can see your lady parts"  (hawksherald.com) (563)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Put your pants on, Carl Kasell. "Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me" is headed for TV  (huffingtonpost.com) (62)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Discovery channel drops its pants and bends over for the Tea Party  (dailymail.co.uk) (93)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Destin Log) Florida Deputies reprimanded for failing to find gun hidden in man's fat rolls. Florida tag unbuttons pants, goes back for seconds  (thedestinlog.com) (31)


Wed November 09, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Modern scientists now doing their best work in their 40s and 50s. Younger scientists too busy holding up pants  (businessweek.com) (35)


Tue November 08, 2011
(WWL) Amusing Man sends his 16-year-old wife in to distract cashier, "dressed provocatively, low cut shirt and short pants, in an attempt to distract the cashier." With hot jailbait mugshot goodness  (wwl.com) (184)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Fox News) Dumbass Still not convinced that the "Occupy" participants aren't self-entitled douchebags? How about throwing a violent fit when denied free food?  (foxnews.com) (540)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Not News: Peeping tom caught in the act. News: All occupants of victims' house give chase. Fark: Victims are town council members holding an illegal meeting  (wcnc.com) (48)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Poll shows Obama's approval rating has risen from "Two ferrets fighting in your pants" to "Oh god, BATS IN MY HAIR" levels  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (141)


Tue November 01, 2011
(BBC) Cool For the right price, you can get into the Queen of England's pants  (bbc.co.uk) (40)
(Marketwatch) Unlikely Gold and silver show signs of a bottom. PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS, YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS  (marketwatch.com) (61)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Science Daily) Obvious Scientists record dream content for first time, find of course that you're at a meeting and you forgot to wear your pants and the boss is asking you to go to lunch and already the marshmallow spider monkeys are laughing at you  (sciencedaily.com) (42)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy Elated Cardinals fan has something in his pants for David Freese  (sports.yahoo.com) (22)
(Some Naked Guy) Weird Naked man shoots at ATV riders. Court rules he can eventually be reunited with his guns, pants  (thechronicleherald.ca) (16)


Wed October 26, 2011
(NJ.com) Strange Man wakes up with pants on fire, although police doubt his story  (nj.com) (24)


Thu October 20, 2011
(IOL) Strange When the headline gives you a totally different perception of the article: "ET's underpants, semen not tested"  (iol.co.za) (28)
(Mediabistro) Strange When internet memes become reality: MC Hammer unveils his search engine. Algorithm: puffypants tacobell bankruptcy  (mediabistro.com) (51)


Mon October 17, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Hero Gene Hackman called Wes Anderson a c*nt, told him to "pull up your pants and act like a man"  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (111)
(TC Palm) Florida Man who ate stolen ice cream sandwich pulled from pants complains the cops who arrested him lacked "Good Humor"  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (20)

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