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60 headlines found matching 'pants'
Tue February 09, 2016
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man admits to robbing Amish bakery for money for drugs The real question is, how did the clerk call the cops?
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a two year dispute, British Airways decides to no longer skirt around the issue of female flight attendants wearing pants
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(5)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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(20)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary recounts a few anecdotes of when she dressed in normal clothes and snuck out of the White House. No word on how many helicopters under enemy fire she had to run to during these outings
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(25)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You know something is really weird when even the Japanese think it's weird: Take for instance these "business shirt underpants"
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(30)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Man dies while using his stick shift too much while driving
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation reported at Naval Medical Center in San Diego. Occupants advised to "run, hide or fight"
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(476)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(Some SHOT Show guy)
 
 
 
Tacticool yoga pants are a thing now
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(139)
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bob Dole believes that Ted Cruz is an anti-Bob Dole extremist for the goddamn Bob Dole party. Bob Dole doesn't care that Bob Dole's pants are up to Bob Dole's nipples. Bob Dole
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(43)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates rivalry to hit Broadway in new musical. Production costs to be underwritten by Dockers® pants, Polo shirts, Hush Puppies shoes
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(18)
 


Sun January 17, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"I don't know where your challenge flag went, Andy. Maybe you left it in your other pants?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Participants of Bowie tribute at Brit Awards announced. Damon Albarn will represent Bowie's adventurousness, Adele will represent his "plastic soul" period and Noel Gallagher will represent everything Bowie wasn't
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Fri January 15, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The ultimate dating dealbreaker? Sweatpants
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(23)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Hey thief, is that a python in your pants or are you .....hey that IS a python in your pants
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(32)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's "No Pants Day" on the DC Metro, and what have we learned? Mainly that pants exist for a reason
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(76)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mason turned massage therapist should have asked client ahead of time if she wanted demonstration of tongue-in-groove methods
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Sat January 09, 2016
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
Shoplifter hides frozen shrimp in his pants, says he has a license to krill
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Fri January 08, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
When asked for his license, the driver, who was covered in vomit, handed over a Ruby Tuesday's coupon
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Still don't don't know what this Bieber thing is but the Mexican government doesn't like to see it with its pants down no matter what it is
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Libs in denial about Trump have begun grasping at underpants: "Step 1: Trump leads the polls for month after month. Step 2: ??? Step 3: He loses"
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Sun January 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One moment you're lying dead drunk in the street on New Year's Eve and the next thing you know you're a Renaissance masterpiece
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
"I'm getting the drugs out of my butt"
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(57)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"It was the best $13 I ever spent"
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted murder for beating his brother with a baseball bat after an argument over a pair of sweatpants got out of hand
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(25)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The question that has confounded scholars throughout the ages: If a dog wore trousers, how would it wear them?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYPD hunts the city's most patriotic public masturbator. Ew S A. Ew S A. Ew S A
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(48)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man arrested for indecent exposure can't appear in court because he has no pants
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having sex with a goat. With "and I'd do it again" mugshot
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(129)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
As if it weren't enough for Florida Woman to be driving home drunk from Walmart at 110 mph while police chase her, she managed to do it all while defecating in her pants
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Tue December 22, 2015
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
82-year-old woman calls police because she heard someone chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex. No word on whether Joanna Cameron was one of the participants
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact tries to decide on their Lie of the Year, unable to narrow it down to just one
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Wed December 16, 2015
(Politifact)
 
 
 
At this point, it may just be easier to call the entire GOP primary "Pants on Fire" and declare the entire process a shambles. We'll reconvene in 2020
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Tue December 15, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Salvation Army "bell ringer" busted for flashing what was under his red apron
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"God would not go around with pants down." Therefore, two high school kids are in jail
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Mon December 14, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL exec says it's unfair to assume just because owners are billionaires that they should be able to pay for their own stadiums. Their butlers put their pants on for them just like the rest of us regular taxpayers
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Sun December 13, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell returns to SNL, promptly announces candidacy
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Thu December 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, men everywhere: thanks to a technological breakthrough, you can now play Breakout with your taint. No, with your pants on
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona lifts its ban on hedgehogs. Ron Jeremy approves
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Wed December 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine winning an award from the President... and then your pants fall down
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's the new "The Dress" - a photo causing heated internet arguments. Is it a man? Is it a woman? Are they wearing pants? Discuss
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Thu December 03, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I remember the first day I met her - I knew it was love and we were meant to be together - so I followed her home, took off my pants, and defecated in her yard. Bonus: diplomatic immunity and black magic
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Sat November 28, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is Scarlet Saturday in Ohio, where it is better to be caught wearing no pants than khakis on that day
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Thu November 26, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"A Delta team began working with the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Forces. With assistance from Lockheed Martin we created a map to track the caravan movements and approximate participants," Just a typical day at Walmart headquarters
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Sat November 21, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you get seriously drunk at a casino, pee your pants while insulting a Muslim convenience store clerk, and then shoot your Glock several times in the parking lot, don't act surprised when your university no longer wants you on campus
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Fri November 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, get ready for the Fark News Quiz. Unsurprisingly, NOT most you can learn this week with your pants off. But it'll do
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here flight attendants, just a drunk man trying to smoke cigarettes with his pants around his ankles looking for his wife on your flight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If America were a third world country
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It's always amusing when a Republican lawmaker in Alaska fearfully pisses his pants over the thought of an invading horde of Syrian refugees pouring into his state. "They are the vanguard of sharia law and they are dangerous"
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Tue November 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're wearing denim cutoffs and a wig and have your hand down your pants, Seattle police would like a word with you, sir
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL actually just said "You don't have a right to water"
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Fri November 13, 2015
(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
The Internet would explode if a man wearing confederate flag pants and an obsessive Christmas Disorder Sweater married a man while Drinking Starbucks out of a Red Cup on the University of Missouri campus
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Fri November 06, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
So there I was, sitting in a police cruiser in the dog pound parking lot when the officer opened my door as his erect penis stuck out of his pants
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(95)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal Underpants Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit
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Tue November 03, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Young child found wandering around outside without jacket or pants. Police return her to her family after mistakenly first identifying her as a farker
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Tue October 27, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's only one thing lazier than showing up to work without even wearing pants, and that's showing up to work in your underwear, clocking in, then going back to bed
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Mon October 26, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student shot in butt by "free firing" nutjob at North Carolina Central University. Luckily, cops were there to provide first aid & ambulance. No wait... they pulled his pants off and handcuffed him
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Sun October 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York's 25th annual Halloween parade has participants dressed as superheroes, dinosaurs and even the pope. Oh, did I mention they were all dogs?
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rawstory asks the burning question of our time: Why is the Judeo-Christian God such a crankypants?
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Tue October 20, 2015
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters are feeling the Bern, but Politifact finds that it's because their pants are on fire
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Sun October 18, 2015
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
After studying 8,000 participants, scientists find that when it comes to brains, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it
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