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68 headlines found matching 'pants'
Wed August 27, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's something to consider: Do farts carry germs? The answer depends on if you're wearing pants at the time
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Tue August 26, 2014
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Come for the story about the DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for the eyewitness account video
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Butte police deal with slew of Butte-ass naked people over the weekend, including nude man talking to God, topless woman lying on pile of luggage, and pantsless lady exposing herself to traffic
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for arguing with their pants down. Thankfully cops stepped in before it turned into a real pissing match
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Sunday political shows have gone full pants-on-the-head fearmongering over terrorist attacks in the US. Goddammit, I thought we had escaped 2001
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(136)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Because nothing adds to the solemn reverence of your wedding better than having the best man's pants fall down
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(8)
 
(PrankVideos.tv)
 
 
 
Pardon me, sir, I couldn't help but notice your pants have a bit of sag. Let me assist you with that
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(35)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason number 6 to have an organized desk. Mayor now seeks to repeal law against saggy pants he accidentally signed rather than vetoing
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Fri August 15, 2014
(NBC Olympic Talk)
 
 
 
Topless runner stripped of gold medal, pants
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Participants in Canadian men's beer leagues facing charges of aggravated assault for throwing clean bodychecks, along with lifetime bans on owning weapons, so keep your head up at the blue line, eh?
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Sat August 09, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey, you over there. Fancy pants. Don't be a single-malt scotch snob. Blended whiskies are often just as good
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Fri August 08, 2014
(News24)
 
 
 
Nude Sport Games 2014 held in Malaysia has caused outrage, OUTRAGE and now the police are hunting down the foreign participants for "obscene acts." And no, this is not going to be the next episode of Naked and Afraid
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why Obama did something for Iraq" Because he's a pantsless, weak-willed dictator-in-chief, duh
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(85)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Last week: Naked blue Smurfs in Times Square. This week: Central Park Underpants Run. Slightly Not Safe For Work for those of you unfortunate to have to work on Saturday instead of running around in your underwear
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(18)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless ✔ Drunk in public ✔ Pants around ankles ✔ Yelling slurred words at police ✔ 'Wanna party with me?' mugshot ✔ Yep, just another normal day in Fark's favorite state
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(87)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
Godzilla 2 will pit the "King of the Monsters" against Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah. In other news, Subby just creamed his pants
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Fri July 25, 2014
(HitFix)
 
 
 
If my hand wasn't a chainsaw it would be in my pants right now
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(27)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Native Americans are "unclean vermin...who don't qualify as people"-- says man who pooped his own pants and stopped showering to avoid draft
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Sat July 19, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"She became belligerent when told by the manager to leave, hurling condiments and a charity box at the staff behind the counter... she pulled down her pants and began performing a 'lewd act in front of Dick's' said police"
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
End of week: check. Pants off: check. Phone is off the hook to avoid pesky clients: check. Fark Weird News Quiz:
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(19)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Elizabeth Warren Fantasy" She strides into the Oval Office with nothing on but a pantsuit and the nuclear football. "Tell Scott Brown to come in here, I'll teach him not to call me 'professor' again"
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Thu July 17, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Sagging pants now punishable by jail time
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Tue July 15, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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(22)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten brands that will disappear in 2015. Some spoilers: TV will suck more, things may no longer plump when cooked, time to sell those virtual turnips, DUH, and beware the wrath of fat girls in yoga pants
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(91)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man invents air-powered rifle capable of taking out flies with blast of rock salt. Will also work against young people cutting across your lawn wearing those baggy pants and listening to the rap music and being impertinent (pics)
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Thu July 03, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"The winkler consists of unzipping one's pants and waving one's penis at women until one of the women winks at the man doing the winkler thus confirming the hook-up"
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(57)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson complains her X-Files pantsuits made her ass look big
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(90)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Regarding the impending hurricane, NC Governor warns against putting on 'stupid hat'. Silly pants, ugly tie presumably still ok
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(66)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School bans yoga pants and leggings. Male students afraid they may actually be able to pay attention and learn something now
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How to put on a pair of pants ...without using your hands
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Sun June 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district defends their actions in disciplining a kindergartener for sexual misconduct for removing his pants, say they're just sad they couldn't have the child charged with molestation since he technically removed a 5-year-old's pants
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Sat June 28, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New giant iPhone doesn't fit in most pants. But then neither do most Americans
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five year old pulls his pants down on a dare at school. School reacts by doing C) Forcing him to sign a sexual misconduct form without parents present, suspended him and put a note in his permanent record for "indecent exposure"
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Deputy chair for the Monetary Authority of Singapore tells banks to keep an emergency pair of pants on hand, be highly concerned about the 'uneasy' market calm
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(13)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK scientists warn about an explosion of fleas this summer. Britons advised to take precautions like long pants and shirts to avoid bites, and keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping
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Tue June 24, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"The robber was wearing a pink plaid shirt with what appeared to be pink and white pajama-like pants. He was also seen wearing a long black apron with grease marks on his pants and white tennis shoes." Fashion police on high alert
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coast Guard reminds boaters not to have threesomes on moving yachts: "There's a moral here: If you're feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey health and safety experts' advice for safe kids' summertime fun is about one-third common sense and two-thirds pants-wetting nannypanic. Left out: don't go into Camden or Newark, and don't use the governor for shade
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One in seven people now work from home, and they're finding it's not quite the no-pants-wearing paradise they expected it to be. Share your stories abut working remotely here. Keep the smug to socially acceptable levels
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Chicago man charged for driving around on a beautiful summer's evening with: (A) his music playing too loud, (B) his muffler dragging on the pavement, (C) his pants off, (D) him pleasuring himself. (Choose two)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to remove your pants and have a cold beer at the ready: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz: Hell Yes It's Summer edition
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(24)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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(32)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who rolled back pants and underwear at Walmart
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"This is absolute crap that I am cited and fined for having saggy pants. I am appealing this"
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Mon June 09, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Slimming underpants don't work as advertised
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(92)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Burglar in crotchless pants attacks Brisbane sex store worker with toys
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(13)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New study finds gamers no longer fit long-established stereotype of potato chip-munching loners who spend their summers wearing sweatpants and sitting in front of the TV in their parents' basement. For instance, many of them now wear cargo shorts
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did you know Ronald Reagan has been dead for ten years? Okay, smartypants, did you know Nancy Reagan still isn't?
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(43)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find world's oldest pair of pants
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(44)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says he's often mistaken for Anthony Weiner and is tired of dropping his pants to prove he's a different guy
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cops to take hard line on aroused participants in nude bike ride. SCHWINN (Not safe for work pics in link)
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now, photos of the bizarre world of German finger wrestling. Warning: be careful viewing link, as participants have been photographed wearing lederhosen
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(32)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Hey, want to see Piers Morgan with his pants down? Said no one ever
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(17)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery. Fark: In his underpants
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hidden elevator leads police to a batcave full of child pornography. Now those short green pants make sense
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(171)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple advert song is really about a guy with something other than a large phone in his pants
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(66)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing ice cream reacts by A) brandishing a firearm B) running away C) messing his pants and threatening store workers with his hepatitis
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(14)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"So that's when it kind of sparked in my head - 'Why don't underwear come with pockets?'"
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(40)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(AFP)
 
 
 
President Obama wants you to know he's got everything you need right here in his pants
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(31)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, gonna be an inmate with those pants on the ground
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(76)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two men celebrating their college graduation at an upscale South Carolina restaurant busted after refusing to pull up their saggy pants, apparently shocking patrons at a Spartanburg Waffle House
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In selling pants via ads on Facebook and Twitter, online retailer discovers pictures of male crotches are the money shot, so to speak
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(4)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh come on wusses, what's a little water from a water slide going to do to you? Make you crap your pants? Depends
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Letters from 1967 written to future generation found. They talk about the invention of the miniskirt a lot and a high school dress code does not allow girls to wear pants
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(74)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Job openings for porn watchers in China. No word on whether or not uniforms include pants
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(28)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Naked Cowboy finally changes his underwear
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Take your phone off the hook, raid the mini-bar and remove your pants: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(21)
 

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