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56 headlines found matching 'pants'
Mon February 13, 2017
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Twenty One Pilots show up to Grammys in their underwear. Oh, that's a group? Not nearly as interesting now
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Angry Asian man tried to throw Molotov cocktail in Hong Kong subway station during rush hour. Lights himself on fire instead
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Driving drunk and shooting a gun to impress a girl along with dropping your pants in front of police officers is no way to go through life, son
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Sat January 28, 2017
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Middletown man's electronic heart monitor leads to his arrest
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Having a bad week? Feeling a little lost? Put on your stretchy pants and cheer up because Twinkies and Snow Balls are now available in ice cream form
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best excuse ever for being naked at a car wash - or worst?
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Wed January 25, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the sit down interview with the NXT Women's Title match participants end in chaos? What does Nikki Bella's disturbing e-mail say? What happened in the first Aztec Warfare match? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Is that a Fender Stratocaster in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
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Tue January 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Lawmaker is DEEPLY sorry for tweeting at the participants in the Women's March: "If brains were lard you wouldn't have enough to grease a skillet" clarifies she just meant MOST of the marchers were stupid, not ALL of them
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shoppers run terrified of "Rings" character emerging from TV, increasing the refresh rate of their now-pixelated underpants
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
7 out of 10 Americans would like Trump to keep his tweet-mouth shut. Also, 8 out of 10 Americans would like Trump to pull up his pants and act like a President, for crap's sake
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
"The court imagines an appropriate reaction from SpongeBob SquarePants would be, 'Aw, tartar sauce'"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Thief stuffs python into his pants and slithers away in daring pet store robbery--LOOK THE HEADLINE ALREADY MADE THE TROUSER SNAKE JOKE, OKAY?
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you wear underwear to bed? Uh yeah, about that (Not safe for work pic in article)
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Empty your gun into a car that's leaving and pump all occupants full of holes because you think they are suspicious? Well, that's fine in the U.S.
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
It's that time of year NYC Farkers, here's the details on the No Pants Subway Ride 2017 (pics - including Superman)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Trying to hide 100 heroin pills in your rectum will send you to jail, make you the butt of jokes
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
On today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", we learn what happens when you put a chemical butt warmer on your crotch. Also, we learn there are such things as chemical butt warmers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A policeman at the scene said: 'I have spoken to this male. He is OK. He has not mentioned lemon meringue pies. He is going for his train.'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too dumb to not use FaceTime while driving, resulting in the death of your 5-year-old daughter? It's Apple's fault so sue their pants off
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pull up your pants, run screaming from the monster gator, and send some pubes to your favorite politician - it's HuffPo's weirdest news of 2016 (possibly not safe for work images)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What songs are must-plays for my wedding reception?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you put your pants on one leg at a time or just jump in? If those fail do you try the flail your legs at the ceiling method?
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Latest used clothing craze in Japan: salty used fisherman jeans. Fisherman: "I decided to try it since I could wear the jeans for free and wouldn't have to buy any for work. But who is buying my pants at that high price?"
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll show that only 26% of Democrats or Independents would be "excited" if Hillary ran again, whereas 99% of Republicans would have to change their pants. Also 50% of Trump supporters are totally cool with him breaking all his campaign promises
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yoga pants are comfy. They're also an assault on manners and a nihilistic threat
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing only pants arrested trying to break into a home. But since this is Florida Man, the pants were on his arms
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Harder to get out of your head than elves in leather pants, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? What under the radar games, please list genre(s) as well, have you been playing that other Farkers may want to get?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ActiveInbox: 3-Yr personal plan. Highly rated gmail organizer. Notes, scheduling and task lists. 1) Steal underpants. 3) Profit. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
There's no event in history that can't be made into a branding opportunity for a basketball tournament, as the participants in this week's Pearl Harbor Invitational could tell you
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Dangerous murder machine prevents rape
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Tue December 06, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
See Madonna, this is how it's done (Not safe for work or pants)
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and for some weird reason you're still wearing pants. Well, have a drink, lose the pants, and settle in: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I feel like putting on my pants and doing something today during lunch. Any recommendations?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Man vows not to wear pants again until the Green Bay Packers' next victory. If his neighbors weren't Packer fans before, they sure are now
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Thu November 24, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
E-cigarette explodes in man's pants at Grand Central Terminal. Normally an explosion in a man's pants at Grand Central involves being rubbed on by a guy in a dirty Elmo costume and costs 20 bucks
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
News: police are attempting to reunite a naked man with his owner. And by naked man, they mean a replica statue of Michaelangelo's David. Fark: They post a picture of him with his 'privates' blacked-out
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In Flori-duh, you can suggest your own candidate, including Bozo the Clown. Maybe that's how Trump was elected
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you come across a couple of men wearing yoga pants, long red fingernails, and false eyelashes, the Spartanburg police department would appreciate a heads up
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since David Petraeus is being considered for Sec. of Defense, Bill "You Can't Explain That" O'Reilly says that while not being careful w/classified info is a grave sin, it's okay if you intentionally give it away. Subby can explain that
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: Do not attempt to change your pants while drinking and driving
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pantsing an opposing player? That's a red card
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Fri November 11, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Johnson exposes Johnson
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is worse: that the male lecturer decides halfway through class to strip totally naked, or that his subject is microscopic anatomy (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever walked through an art gallery and thought "this experience would be better if I could take my pants off"? Well you're in luck
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Tue November 08, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Organizer of "Smack Fest" at bar sees no connection to the drunken brawl that erupted between participants
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
As America goes off to vote, the rest of the world watches and waits the results in a state that can be best described as "pants-shiatting terror"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If all the women at your polling place are wearing pantsuits today, here's why
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Sun November 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign CEO Steve Bannon's effort to craft the spin on Hillary's newly discovered emails was so outrageous his pants literally caught on fire
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is what happens when some oblivious straight dude from Texas reviews one of Berlin's hottest gay bars
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking. However it is unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking while your car is still in traffic and your children are still in the back seat
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Tue November 01, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting journalism on how that dildo ended up on the field in Buffalo
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Mon October 31, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Male birth control study terminated when too many participants needed tubs of Ben & Jerry's with chocolate bars. Fark: 3%, vs 30% for women's studies
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida Man with "family" tattoo on neck points gun at sister for ruining ecstasy stash (with mugshot)
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Just another day at the World Series of Poker - the betting, the bluffing, the participants almost coming to blows over a $27.8 million pot
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