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67 headlines found matching 'pants'
Thu May 05, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Whoa, oh, oh, pants on fire"
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Next-gen gaming has been a bit pants so far, but sequels for any of these 10 games would really spice things up
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Is that a python in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me block your exit from my pet store?"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager thinks up a genius plan to rob a marijuana dealer. Which might have worked if he hadn't accidentally shot himself in the groin almost immediately
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Preview of first Presidential debate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British PM urges the jug-eared Leicester smug who spruiks Walker's crisps to present Match of the Day in his pants
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monster Energy issues C&D letter to B-52's frontman Fred Schneider over "Monster Blend" produced by coffee company, warns it could turn into some cosmic thing
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Wed April 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like there won't be a contested GOP convention after all. Which means it'll be Trump vs Clinton this fall. So...what should we expect in the matchup between the Tangerine Tornado and Secretary Pantsuit?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl runs a half marathon by mistake. Submitter once mistook a pair of dark navy pants for black pants. That was rough
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Use sea sponges in place of tampons, one small town says, simultaneously promoting environmentalism and horrifying Spongebob Squarepants
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts court asked to decide if Ambien defense to DUI also applies to non-Kennedys
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bigot and right-wing WND columnist says that transgender rights are written by "liberals who want to get in the underpants of our nation's children"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Athens, Georgia: historic home of major university, a vibrant Indie music scene, and a dudebro who used fart spray in a crowded bar
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man with worst case of crabs ever gets sentenced to five years in prison
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(Thanh Nien News)
 
 
 
Airline passenger tries to smuggle live birds in his pants, is caught live tweeting
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
1,200 participants successfully break world record in a game of 'human mattress dominoes.' Yes, there is a video
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
"I'm scared on top of this utility pole. I'm going to puma pants"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mark your calendar and set your alarm, SpaceX hopes the 5th time's the charm. Will Falcon 9 finally stick the sea landing? What's with the sappy Droneship name? And where are my pants? SpaceX launch scheduled for 4:43pm Eastern/1:43pm Pacific, hot diggity
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump-branded scarves recalled because they could burst into flames. Her father's pants are next
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
National treasure Vin Scully uses Albert Pujols' sixth-inning at-bat to recall his days as a prank phone call artist back in the late 1930s. It was the best of times for an 11-year-old
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials say Nerf gun wars become less safe when participants add drive-bys and nudity rules
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Quick test that can tell you if you are rich or not: If you don't notice that your weekly paycheck of $138,000 didn't hit your bank account until you found the check 6 months later... the answer is "yes"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Walton reveals he contemplated suicide after being fired by ESPN, looking at pictures of himself in those super short uniform pants
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel advises all its citizens currently in Turkey to shiat their pants immediately
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Thu March 24, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Smuggling drugs and small animals in your pants. New and Amusing: Smuggling lemons in your pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poll shows that Hillary is more presidential than Trump. Then again so was Nixon, LBJ, the guy who got a blowjob, Andrew Jackson, and Spongebob Squarepants
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Fri March 18, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Yes JFK Flight Tower, this is American Airlines Flight 4233 from Raleigh-Durham and we're coming in "electric." Can we have a runway boogie boogie?
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Sometimes I have to make rules, like: Everyone in the bar has to keep their pants on"
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good looking yet confused about your Tinder dry-spell? Perhaps your ex has hacked your account and been creative with your bio
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh. it worked better with Kim Cattrall
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
"llma Gore, the LA artist behind that viral Donald Trump 'baby dick' pic, has been banned from Facebook for violating its nudity policy"
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(Daily Express)
 
Video
 
"Just about choked on my bagel at Ben Shepherd waving Kate Garraway's arse all over the TV"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Booze, check. Boom Box, check. Stretch pants, check. Your non-stop, drunken, mid-air brawl of a flight has just reached cruising altitude (w/ video)
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Fri March 04, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Your dog is on the fence about this one
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Microcap Magazine)
 
 
 
If we want to find evidence of extraterrestrial life, we have to start thinking like aliens. No, not the anal probes, pull your pants back up
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Wed March 02, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Excited about the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's "American Gods" that's coming to HBO? Now, what if I told you Ian McShane is playing Mr. Wednesday? Yes, you can go change your pants now
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You can relax, lawmakers of Arkansas. It's still legal to wear sweatpants in the Capitol
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Mon February 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This Leap Day, brace yourself for the final release of Hillary Clinton's emails, which is rumored to feature the infamous exchange between her and Murray's Pantsuit Emporium that cemented her fashion look
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing special, just a PGA golfer taking his pants off to make a shot
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man fined for smuggling 40 live turtles in his pants. Hope they weren't snappers
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Radio X (UK))
 
 
 
Brian Eno would like to show you this photo he took of David Bowie in his underpants playing saxophone. He calls it the greatest David Bowie photo ever taken and so will you
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Thu February 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American river otter drowned at Calgary Zoo after being given a pair of unauthorized trousers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elementary algebraic equation using different fruit is making the internet go bananas and leaving many participants scratching their heads (The answer is in the article, and it's NOT 16)
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, make sure the two time state boxing champion isn't standing just feet away
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: Trey Gowdy is a friend of mine, if he were to endorse us, we would accept it, but we would never say so before he endorses us *poof* AH. MY PANTS. MY PANTS. MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists can now take a few of your skin cells and make a miniature version of your brain, even though many of us already have one of those in our pants
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Fri February 12, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Drunken Walmart shopper tries to marinate his trout
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Tue February 09, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man admits to robbing Amish bakery for money for drugs. The real question is, how did the clerk call the cops?
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a two year dispute, British Airways decides to no longer skirt around the issue of female flight attendants wearing pants
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary recounts a few anecdotes of when she dressed in normal clothes and snuck out of the White House. No word on how many helicopters under enemy fire she had to run to during these outings
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You know something is really weird when even the Japanese think it's weird: Take for instance these "business shirt underpants"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Man dies while using his stick shift too much while driving
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation reported at Naval Medical Center in San Diego. Occupants advised to "run, hide or fight"
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Some SHOT Show guy)
 
 
 
Tacticool yoga pants are a thing now
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bob Dole believes that Ted Cruz is an anti-Bob Dole extremist for the goddamn Bob Dole party. Bob Dole doesn't care that Bob Dole's pants are up to Bob Dole's nipples. Bob Dole
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates rivalry to hit Broadway in new musical. Production costs to be underwritten by Dockers® pants, Polo shirts, Hush Puppies shoes
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"I don't know where your challenge flag went, Andy. Maybe you left it in your other pants?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Participants of Bowie tribute at Brit Awards announced. Damon Albarn will represent Bowie's adventurousness, Adele will represent his "plastic soul" period and Noel Gallagher will represent everything Bowie wasn't
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Fri January 15, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The ultimate dating dealbreaker? Sweatpants
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Mon January 11, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Hey thief, is that a python in your pants or are you .....hey that IS a python in your pants
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's "No Pants Day" on the DC Metro, and what have we learned? Mainly that pants exist for a reason
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Sun January 10, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mason turned massage therapist should have asked client ahead of time if she wanted demonstration of tongue-in-groove methods
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Sat January 09, 2016
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
Shoplifter hides frozen shrimp in his pants, says he has a license to krill
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Fri January 08, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
When asked for his license, the driver, who was covered in vomit, handed over a Ruby Tuesday's coupon
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Still don't don't know what this Bieber thing is but the Mexican government doesn't like to see it with its pants down no matter what it is
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