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49 headlines found matching 'pants'
Mon November 20, 2017
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ow My Balls: Mexican Edition 2017
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Sat November 18, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Apparently ecstasy is a hell of a drug - it can make you barge into random homes with no pants on and in high heels yelling "I'm here"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un shows off his fancy new weapons, same old pants (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Are those bags of shrimp in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
No, seriously, Stove Top made Thanksgiving stretch pants, but they're not for over-eaters stuffing themselves, it's to accommodate the amount of water you need to drink to handle the sodium intake of eating their stuffing
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rule #1. Keep it in your pants
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Sat November 11, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Oh my
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's Senate office to display the Nine Commandments
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Wed November 08, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Is that a python in your pants, or are you a drunken idiot arguing with your neighbor?
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This steak is a little stringy
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Excuse me, sir, but your pants appear to be smoldering
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Collider)
 
 
 
AMC execs wearing Negan's shiatting Pants as "Walking Dead" season premiere ratings hit 5-year low
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Sun October 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Just when you think that Harvey Weinstein created the biggest sex scandal in Hollywood ... a new contender arises
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I just crapped my pants after an amazing BBQ lunch and I am 3 leagues deep in cubicle land. How do I play this?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thong jeans hit the runway and you clicked. I think we're alone now
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Wed October 18, 2017
(University of Florida)
 
 
 
The list of banned items for the white supremacy speech, rally, and protest at University of Florida tomorrow. Underpants and service animals appear to be allowed
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for double entendre
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Indiana Supreme Court: "Yes, we agree that the law is pants-on-head stupid, but seeing as it is the law, off to prison with you"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Some drunk guy)
 
 
 
4,055 items were lost and found at this year's Oktoberfest, including a set of dentures, a pair of crutches, a license plate, a drinking horn, a pair of leather pants, and a luxury ladies' watch. Hopefully not all by the same person
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could be any household appliance, what would you be and why?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What makes America great?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The company who pioneered telecommuting now wants your lazy ass back in the office, and putting some pants on for chrissakes
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
This story has it all. Crash through the gate and a pole at the airport. Flee. Lay down in someone's yard, only in your underwear because a snake has crawled up your pants. While traveling from Mississippi to Louisiana to see a voodoo doctor
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." ― Edna St. Vincent Millay. Hah, like we wear pants in here anyway. This is your Fark writer's thread, pants down edition
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Was there a sale on flamethrowers? Because everyone seems to be VERY VERY ANGRY today. Well, I have 2 words for you: Bunny Lingerie. This link was brought to you by Classic Fark, when beer and boobies were more important than politics or even cats
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Oh those wacky hackers. Participants at DerbyCon 7.0 hold a memorial for a cockroach found in a milkshake
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And a brief look at today's most bizarre auction item ... Hitler's underpants
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton novel "The President is Missing" to come to Showtime. To be followed by his bio-pic "The President's Pants are Missing"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Enough with all the lies, where did the phrase "liar liar pants on fire" really come from?
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'se the b'y that builds the boat / and I'se the b'y that sails her / and e's the b'y that stole some chicken an' jammed it down 'is ferks, lord tunderin'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Reddit Trumpers try to keep Hillary's book from reaching number one by purchasing Trump's book instead; scheme goes expensively awry, leaving Trump book trailing Hillary and "Princesses Wear Pants," a children's book
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Mon September 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a group of sex robots? A murder
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Wed September 06, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Repeatedly walking past a gas station will cause suspicion. Doing it with no pants will cause arrest
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Parents say they weren't notified of inappropriate touching at school summer camp, urged to check on condition of band flutes
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: There's a party in my pants
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Sat September 02, 2017
(US Army)
 
 
 
Weaponizing Ridicule: Venezuelan women stripped off their pants and threw them at riot police, taunting the already demoralized young men to "man up" and put them on
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones decides the time is right to claim Michelle Obama has a penis and ordered Joan Rivers to be killed
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Thu August 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and in a stranger's condo is no way to go through life... Russillo. That's a Kanell move
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Wed August 23, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/23): Dick Grayson becomes a fascist goon, New Thor and Classic Thor team up, Black Krrsantan gets an origin story and hopefully an answer on why Wookiees don't wear pants
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man caught masturbating in park blames groundhog
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Resident comes home from a trip and finds that someone has broken into their house and stol...uh wait, cleaned the place up and left. Police to soon release sketch of suspect, bald male wearing white shirt and pants
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Shareblue)
 
 
 
Without a black president to spur gun sales, the NRA now resorting to peddling pants-pissing terror over blowing leaves, that one dog that looked at you funny, foreign-sounding food, your own shadow
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CHP pulls over vehicle and spends nearly nine minutes deescalating situation by pointing gun at occupants who pose no threat other than asking simple questions, such as, "Why do you have a gun pointed at us?"
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Capri pants deemed inappropriate teacher's attire because DAT ANKLE
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man threatens to stick Home Depot employee with needle, surprising police with his ability to find an actual Home Depot employee
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Wed August 02, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You find a set of keys outside a car dealership. You turn them in, expecting a reward, but they refuse. The logical thing to do is A) shrug it off and be on your way, B) call them cheap bastards, or C) punch one of their cars and smear feces on it
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Hey married gals, here are 35 things you are supposedly sick and tired of hearing. Any more to add to this list?
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