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Headlines matching 'pain'
Fri May 25, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boing Boing) Cool NOM NOM NOM NOM. There, I hope those hours of baking and painstaking decoration were worth it  (boingboing.net) (11)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Telegraph) Interesting Greece could slip out of the Euro and we'd feel a little pressure, but it won't be painful if we do it right. Trust me  (telegraph.co.uk) (21)
(Yahoo) Obvious Massachusetts Democrats are riding the wrong painted pony  (news.yahoo.com) (88)
(CNN) Sad Janitor finds out NASA wasn't just farking around when they painted KEEP CLEAR on those launch pads  (cnn.com) (66)
(MSNBC) Followup MSNBC asks the questions we all want to know: "Painting over a presidential penis, respect or vandalism?"  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Bloomberg) Followup The Pain in Spain Plainly Will Remain  (bloomberg.com) (14)


Sun May 20, 2012
(MSN) Photoshop Photoshop this cheeky painter  (msnbcmedia.msn.com) (23)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Quad City Times) Fail "Well, we can't give the $72 million it would take to build a new bridge because the old one is unsafe. But we can spend $10 million to paint the old one and make it look prettier"  (qctimes.com) (39)


Mon May 14, 2012
(SLTrib) Dumbass Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework? You're entering a world of pain, son. You're killing your father, Larry. You might want to look out that window  (sltrib.com) (53)
(CBS News) Followup Thousands march in Spain to protest austerity, unemployment, running of bulls being changed to running of the calves  (cbsnews.com) (107)


Sun May 13, 2012
(SPEED) Cool A Williams on the pole? Lewis Hamilton starting from the back of the grid? Other possible crazy? It's your F1 Grand Prix of Spain official discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30 AM EST  (formula-one.speedtv.com) (152)
(CBS) Scary Court rules that guy can sue hospital for "excruciating pain and trauma" when a worker tripped on a hose, yanking a catheter from his penis  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (129)


Sat May 12, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida After a man tells his girlfriend he's breaking up with her, she gets so mad she bites him on the leg and chases him out of the house armed with a paintball gun. On the plus side, at least he knows he made the right decision  (nwfdailynews.com) (39)


Thu May 10, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Why do Americans consume 80% of the worlds painkillers? BECAUSE WE CAN  (bbc.co.uk) (227)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Wired) Fail On this day in 1886, someone looking for a pain reliever instead found the recipe for the most disgusting pop on the market, Coke  (wired.com) (175)
(ABC) Followup According to the Coroner's report, Thomas Kinkade, the "painter of light" was also the "Heavy duty popper of pills and drinker of booze"  (abcnews.go.com) (56)


Sun May 06, 2012
(MSN) Photoshop Photshop this prim and proper painter  (msnbcmedia.msn.com) (20)


Sat May 05, 2012
(NPR) Amusing Why don't men wear hats anymore? Presidential socialism (with painstakingly to scale illustrations to prove the point)  (npr.org) (175)
(Panorama.gi) Silly Gibraltar very very angry Spain is to hold three bull fighting confrences in Gibraltar. Possibility of very rarely seen British Overseas Territory Sports/Border Dispute Related Trifecta  (panorama.gi) (6)
(AZ Family) Silly Statue of an obese nude woman that sits across the street from a church is vandalized with paint a few days after somebody covered it up with a burlap apron a few days after all the private parts were covered in dollar bills  (azfamily.com) (76)


Fri May 04, 2012
(AZCentral) Amusing In one of the most passive-aggressive displays ever, man paints colorful polka dots all over his home as a protest statement against the city  (azcentral.com) (183)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Some Trekker) Wheaton "I'm glad you're here, because you're our pain in the ass"  (videosift.com) (87)
(WTOV9) Amusing Not News: City puts up Rough Road sign. News: Someone paints "No sh*t Sherlock" on the sign. Fark: Residents respond they find it funny  (wtov9.com) (21)


Wed May 02, 2012
(The Atlantic) Photoshop Photoshop these perched painters  (cdn.theatlantic.com) (19)
(CBC) PSA Protip: If your lawsuit claims 'chronic pain and diminished ability to enjoy life' it's probably best to keep those vacation pics off facebook  (cbc.ca) (52)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Newser) Fail Spain's high unemployment throws country into recession as most common profession becomes siesta  (newser.com) (40)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Discover) Silly Did you mean Fork? No, stupid brain. Wake up or I'm drowning you in paint thinner  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (8)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Boston.com) Photoshop Photoshop these rays in Spain  (inapcache.boston.com) (22)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Boston.com) Fail Romney: I am only two generations removed from a non-millionaire. I feel your pain, common people  (boston.com) (292)


Sun April 22, 2012
(SaveOnBrew) Interesting The only way to get through nine painful innings is to soothe the way with sweet sweet beer. Beer prices at every MLB park  (saveonbrew.com) (59)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)


Tue April 17, 2012
(EITB) Cool The world braces for more clasico fever, the greatest soccer match ever..Real Madrid and Barcelona's titanic duel to be crowned kings of Spain, a potential decider for the championship and a new duel between Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo  (eitb.com) (118)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Stupid The new pregnancy fad: belly painting  (omaha.com) (110)


Wed April 11, 2012
(io9) Sick In the 1940s, scientists created a pain measurement scale by burning the hands of women in labor. Surprisingly enough, this did not take place in Nazi Germany  (io9.com) (39)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Looking for a lost dog is hard enough, but when you live in Ohio, your neighbors make sure to pile on the pain  (newarkadvocate.com) (76)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Marketwatch) Fail I see a Wall Street and I want to paint it red  (marketwatch.com) (11)
(Bloomberg) Scary American Universities are being infiltrated by foreign spies says FBI, plan to train American students in paintball to defeat them  (bloomberg.com) (73)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Mercury News) Sad Thomas Kinkade gets to find out a little early how accurate all those paintings he did of Heaven were  (mercurynews.com) (407)
(The Sun) Strange I don't know what parping is, but the mayor of La Toba, Spain has made it illegal, along with farting and picking your nose  (thesun.co.uk) (60)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Guardian) Spiffy Art's great nudes aren't fat anymore. Not Safe For Work if your office has a problem with famous paintings of nude fatties (turned hotties), or nudes in side ads in other articles about nudes and art. Nudes  (guardian.co.uk) (159)
(Guardian) Fail Spain's economy craters after enacting most severe austerity in three decades. Clearly, more budget cuts will solve their problems  (guardian.co.uk) (207)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Courier Mail) Florida It is now perfectly legal in the state of Florida to spray paint chicks all the colors of the rainbow. "The bird's sprayed with a fine mist"  (couriermail.com.au) (33)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Frankie Altoona) Scary Crime running rampant in the streets: paint-ball drive-by in Des Moines  (wowt.com) (27)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Newsday) Sad Liniscus tear  (newsday.com) (48)
(Some It's Real To Him Guy) Interesting Presenting a list of the 20 worst Wrestlemania matches of all time. Come for the spray-painted body suit, stay for the sumo  (bluebarcage.blogspot.com) (110)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Some Drunk Guy) Cool New website lets you do your own whisky blend. Finally, you can have that dram with strong notes of bronze paint in the mouth, a slight aftertaste of [squirrel] nuts and a mustardy finish  (whiskyintelligence.com) (30)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man scrawls a huge painted death threat across garage door. "According to the Police Department, he is not breaking the law. The city is not allowed to regulate what people paint on their homes"  (kens5.com) (102)


Tue March 27, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing The artist who created the 'Hope and Change' poster just got his mugshot on The Smoking Gun. So that means Jon McNaughton and Thomas Kinkade get to repaint the Sistine Chapel  (thesmokinggun.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Cool NASA turns a boring ocean current visualization into a mesmerizing Van Gogh-like painting  (slyoyster.com) (24)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Calgary Herald) Cool Old and busted: stealing painting from art museum. New hotness: smuggling painting into art museum  (calgaryherald.com) (43)
(Vice) Strange Added to the list of Hezbollah's crimes: Cheating at paintball  (vice.com) (26)
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool The coolest hyper-real paintings which look just like photos that you'll see all day. Caution two may be not safe for work  (mirror.co.uk) (73)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Do redheads feel more pain? Researchers, bullies eager to test out theory  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Grantland) Fail Sixty reasons why Fark's favorite Warriors fan huffs paint (bonus: not a slideshow)  (grantland.com) (31)


Wed March 21, 2012
(USA Today) Fail Founder of C-SPAN stepping down as CEO. Has plans to start another similarly exciting network tentatively called The Paint Drying Channel  (content.usatoday.com) (24)
(Some Guy) Followup Some things in life are just inevitable... the sun rises, the seasons change, and FARK's favorite spray paint connoisseur, Patrick Tribett, will be arrested for huffing paint  (wvjails.info) (124)


Mon March 19, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Spain's solar energy plant keeps working at night due to the addition of a buffer, which is apparently a totally new and unique concept never before attempted in any intermittent system anywhere  (physorg.com) (157)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Now those are f*cking paintings  (dailymail.co.uk) (115)
(NBCDFW) Dumbass Screw the Internet. Why not just spray-paint 'KONY 2012' on some dude's house?  (nbcdfw.com) (53)


Mon March 12, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Economic espionage case grows over whitening ingredient used in a wide-range of products from Oreo cookies to car paint  (abcnews.go.com) (19)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Sad The biggest threat to the 250-year-old Faber-Castell pens and pencils business is not the Internet or computer games, but lack of time children now have to draw and write and paint  (smh.com.au) (22)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Despite being told no, woman paints fingernails during flight. Cops waiting at airport with a digital message  (dailymail.co.uk) (151)


Mon March 05, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Norman Rockwell's granddaughter is an artist too, except instead of nostalgic glimpses of Americana snatched from a bygone era, she paints terrorists snuggling kittens  (outfront.blogs.cnn.com) (75)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Newly acquired Pirates pitcher A.J. Burnett struck in face by line drive. Describes feeling as "less painful than pitching for the Pirates"  (sports.yahoo.com) (22)


Mon February 27, 2012
(onlineathens) Dumbass Not News: College student gets his probation revoked. News: Because he was perched on a parking deck peeing on bar patrons below. FARK: He was on probation for painting LOTR graffiti all over campus  (onlineathens.com) (34)
(Oregon Live) Dumbass Man on trial for hiring an undercover cop to attack a judge wears his prison uniform in court, is belligerent with the judge, and talks freely about wanting to see the judge writhe in pain. Why yes, he is representing himself  (oregonlive.com) (13)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Pamela Anderson proudly displays Spring's latest look - eyebrows painted on a snare drum  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Strep Throat may cause OCD in children, which is especially painfully when they have to swallow 10 times in a row so their mothers won't be eaten by tigers   (todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com) (25)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Google) Florida If you make the most valuable sunken treasure discovery in history, don't tell Spain  (google.com) (103)
(TMZ) Sad Gerard Butler is headed to rehab for pain pills and cocaine. You would too if you were constantly in danger of death by snu snu  (tmz.com) (51)
(Yahoo) Silly New York man grows six inches through painful surgery, opting to forego the traditional method of "Sofia Vergara bikini pics"  (news.yahoo.com) (86)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida THIS DAY IN HISTORY: On February 22, 1819, Spain prevented Ohio from getting its own tag by selling Florida to the United States  (theepochtimes.com) (31)


Tue February 21, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Fail Foreign immigrants to Spain didn't expect some sort of Spanish real estate implosition  (businessweek.com) (23)
(Des Moines Register) Obvious If your infant is teething, it's okay to wipe a little bit of whiskey on their gums to numb the pain. But don't let them have so much alcohol their BA is .09  (desmoinesregister.com) (57)


Mon February 20, 2012
(YouTube) Silly Every face punch in Road House. Pain don't hurt  (youtube.com) (39)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious If you had "less than a week" before the Whitney Houston lesbian rumors started to surface, come forward and claim your prize  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Marketwatch) Fail Moody's downgrades Spain's credit rating to bull  (marketwatch.com) (13)


Mon February 13, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Obama's budget heading to Congress where it will [insert your own metaphor for a slow painful death here]  (wrcbtv.com) (98)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Fox Sports) Cool US Women's Soccer star Alex Morgan will pose nude but in bodypaint for SI's swimsuit issue  (msn.foxsports.com) (53)


Mon February 06, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Protip: Ditch your coke *before* repeatedly dialing 9-1-1 for your chest pains  (wtsp.com) (19)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious "I can tell you this, We at the Big Ten don't want to be like the SEC-in any way, shape or form." The past six years have made this painfully obvious, Coach  (freep.com) (87)


Fri February 03, 2012
(NYPost) Misc John Waters suing Marisa Tomei because her water broke  (nypost.com) (29)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Sun) Cool Disabled artist paints beautiful landscapes with his mouth. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (36)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Cracked) Interesting Six painful things nobody tells you about fighting, in blow-by-blow detail  (cracked.com) (227)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Embattled Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho tired of drama in Spain, allegedly has decided to return to English Premier League this summer. Immortal quote: "It's not about the money"  (adifferentleague.co.uk) (39)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LiveLeak) Cool Girl paints with Basketball, scouted by Lakers  (liveleak.com) (11)
(Herald Tribune) Florida 55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)  (heraldtribune.com) (164)

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