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91 headlines found matching 'pain'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(Herald Standard)
 
 
 
Spain's king says no political party has enough support to form a government. World leaders immediately ask: Was he talking about Spain or the U.S.?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Is it considered inhumane to boil a lobster? If so, why does adding butter make torture taste so delicious?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince's final days were hell on earth, as untreated AIDS and painkiller addiction wasted him away to 80 pounds and lowered his body temperature to 94 degrees
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mr. Speaker. The Warden of the prison you will be spending the next 15 months at
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a difference between a prescription pain killer and a counterfeit one. About a hundred times difference
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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Tue April 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sadistic dentist who performed unecessary painful procedures sentenced to be fed to a singing carnivorous plant
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(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Today is John James Audubon's 231st birthday. Time to go shoot one of those feathered lizards and paint the little bugger - for science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kensington Palace aides hid a nameplate on a painting from 1660 with the word 'negro' on it - just moments before William and Kate entertained the Obamas. Because everything should have been PC in the 1600's
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the panes of glass in Germany apparently fall on cars
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
I'll take your cat snapshots, and raise you these famous, elegant Meiji-era cat paintings. "Neko Ume - Completed in 1906, this piece features a mature cat under plum blossoms"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
House of Pain's Danny Boy O'Connor buys house used in movie The Outsiders and is renovating it into a museum for the movie. Stay gold Danny Boy
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(Monroe News)
 
 
 
Dr. Heiney guilty of not being an ass man
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Tiny-dicked Trump painting generates death threats from someone in a tall building in Chicago
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Some Horticulturist Lusts)
 
 
 
Take interactive tour of Jheronimus Bosch's painting, Garden of Earthly Delights. Psychedelics optional, but recommended
 


Thu April 14, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's 2016 and some prosecutors are still convinced that marijuana is the gateway drug to heroin
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Hoarder is crushed to death by a pile of his own crap in Alcabre, Spain
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Need a good reason to finally getting around to fixing the leaky roof on your old house? You may stumble across a dusty old Caravaggio painting in the attic worth €120m
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby would call this French professional cycling race held over cobblestone roads "Ow, My Balls - The Race," but that wouldn't do justice to the amount of pain involved
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're missing a pig with painted pink toenails, the Orlando Police would like a word with you
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Warriors win their 72nd game of the season. Local hardware store is accused of gold spray paint price gouging
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Sun April 10, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man gets paid $100,000 to paint over mural of Kanye West kissing himself, though he admittedly would have done so for free
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
They take their wine seriously in Spain. Like, guerilla war serious
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Sat April 09, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you get a piece of music stuck in your head? Hyundai feels your pain, since they can't stop recalling Sonatas
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Axl Rose breaks his foot before kicking off Guns N Roses tour, falling in pain to his SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man man donates 150th gallon of blood, swears it's not for a Trump campaign ritual
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Wed April 06, 2016
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For decades millions of statin users have complained the drugs caused muscle pain and weakness and the medical community has chalked it up to their imagination. But now that it's been seen in a study of 500 people, they are VERY CONCERNED
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Curious how Villanova's NCAA Tournament-winning buzzer-beater was called by announcers in Spain and in Russia?
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her latest beauty trick, which involves having her face stung by bees
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Batman V Superman manages to cling to the #1 spot with $50 million because Paint Drying: The Movie was pushed back a week. Zootopia is #2 with $20 million, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 a big fat #3 with $11 million while God's Not Dead 2 is somehow #4
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biggest obstacle self-driving cars face is the crappy condition of US roads, according to Volvo CEO: "It can't find the lane markings. You Americans need to paint your bloody roads"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girl walks into an abandoned train station after narrator explains something about ancient evil. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah: Okay, you can have your abortions at 20 weeks and beyond. BUT, you have to give the baby painkillers first
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Jesus slashed in the face in Spain - hasn't the dude been through enough?
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial
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(The Register)
 
 
 
After dicks fail to repair potholes on Cock Lane, a vigilante spray paints penises. "Resident Polly Birkbeck told the paper, 'hang on a minute, someone's drawn willies on the road'"
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi will change the name of its 'rape yellow' paint after complaint from abuse victim. No word yet on the fate of its 'genocide purple' or 'felonious assault green' colors
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The latest condition cured by meditation? Chronic back pain
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Merger of two paint giants gets worldwide coverage
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Thu March 17, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
School bus shot with paintball, pellet guns and the comments by the perps are... wait, is that Napoleon Dynamite?
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Along with Coffee, Eggs and Trans Fats, you can now add Opioid Painkillers to the list of things that "might" be bad for you (new link)
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Welcome to Liberal World, where terrorizing a 70-year-old woman and spray-painting her house is justified because she dared put a Trump sign in her yard
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age-old question: Do rugby players wear a cup?
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Macklemore has no idea what you are talking about, but he has a painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake on his penis (not safe for work, sanity)
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Wed March 09, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a moose casually shed a 20-pound antler. No pain, all gain
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ho-Hum: Painting your fingernails. Yawn: Fingernail extensions. Fark: Gluing dead baby scorpions on your fingernails
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain tells Britain the moment after the "Brexit," they will immediately seize control of Gibraltar
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Because that's where the testicles end up?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sorry, but you may no longer use ducks as a weapon in Spain
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Improve an already classic painting of your choice
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Radikal Foto)
 
 
 
Photoshop this less than classic painting
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Sat February 27, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"On Sept. 15, Jim O'Neill received 50 10-milligram pills of oxycodone. By Sept. 24, he got 50 more. October was more of the same: 16 pills on Oct. 1, 34 more on Oct. 3, an additional 50 on Oct. 22, and 20 more four days later"
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Woman diagnosed with constipation gives birth 20 seconds later. Either way, it cleared right up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news for our friends down under. You can now get legal medical marijuana
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund founder Kenneth Griffin just dropped half a billion dollars on two paintings, one by Jackson Pollock the other by Willem de Kooning, surpassing his previous most expensive art acquisition, a performance art piece called "Romney 2012"
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"I shouldn't have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day" says San Francisco millionaire who wants people to go and be poor somewhere else
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, make sure the two time state boxing champion isn't standing just feet away
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just like your average woman, Lindsay Vonn works out in body paint and high heels...for Sports Illustrated Softcore Porn Edition (Not safe for work)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"All I'm saying is, I'm the expert on beautiful wom...uh, I mean exorcism"
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What do the following things have in common: time travel paintings, a wake-up call from US President Barack Obama, owl vomit and flame retardant suit of armor?
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Fri February 12, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy eats at all 46 London McDonald's locations in one day. "I've learned about parts of London I didn't know, foods I didn't know, and areas of my body I didn't know could feel pain." Sounds about right
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Drug companies now have new drugs to treat side effects of drugs that drug companies sell you already. Drugs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lakers rookie D'Angelo Russell finds out that a LeBron James bullet pass is fast. Painfully fast
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC man didn't enter the hospital with a stabbing pain in his head, but he sure left with one
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Mon February 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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Sat February 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Axl Rose turns 54 today, will celebrate by having tons of cake and collapsing in pain on his SHA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yahoo closing offices in Dubai, Mexico, Argentina, Spain and Italy, says it will save a fortune by not having to teach employees how to say "Yahoo" in five different languages
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Tue February 02, 2016
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Scientists think they've found a long-lasting, non-addictive, natural painkiller. Bonus: your body creates it
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Sun January 31, 2016
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
'Growing Pains' star Jeremy Miller can claim something nobody on Fark can do: "I began drinking at 4"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
10-hour film of paint drying which director submitted to UK ratings board is a protest against government censorship, better than Furious 7
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Fri January 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Forget The Voice, Spain has its own style when it comes to reality TV - its latest hit is called "I want to be a nun"
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Russian currency collapses to its lowest level ever. Instead of waiting in line for hours to buy toilet paper, people decide to just use the actual Rubles
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 40,000 year old cave painting depicting a volcano, or porn. They're not sure which
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spain's Supreme Court has decided cops will now have to wait until their shift is over to get blind drunk and pay way too much for a lap dance at their local strip club
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Sat January 16, 2016
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Footage of Motorhead's last ever show in Spain has been released
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Lorre set to make the world's most painfully unfunny marijuana comedy since Half Baked
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Fri January 15, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lemmy, Bowie, Rickman and now Dan Haggerty of Grizzly Adams fame. Fark cancer
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Strike marijuana off the list. Next up, a trial for ketchup based painkiller. Any volunteers?
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Thu January 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You are not a winner. You didn't just make billions. Your life has not changed. Your bills are still going to pile in. You're a Powerball loser, and the entire internet shares your pain
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Wed January 13, 2016
(London 24)
 
 
 
Gambler finds interesting way to alleviate his pain after losing on the slot machine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Suffering from lower back pain? Exercise
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Wily coyotes are currently in heat, may be looking to hook up with your dog. Meanwhile, skunks may be looking for your paint splattered cat
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New app can decipher what your baby's cries mean. Apparently, your baby wants steak
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's attorney says he's blind, now hopes that justice is
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Jin Air. We are currently at an altitude of 10,000 feet and if you look to your left, you'll see we forgot to shut the door
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Warriors player Andre Iguodala reportedly doesn't want his daughter playing basketball, because it might turn her into a lesbian. Sounds like someone else wearing a Warriors shirt has been huffing paint
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's like Bob Ross, if Bob Ross painted GIANT FARKING ROBOTS
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Art historian figures out exact location of Vermeer's "Little Street" painting by using tax records from 1667
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's first TV ad promises to end the scourge of illegal immigrants fleeing into Spain from Morocco
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How famous paintings got their (wrong) names. For example: Jackson Pollock: "Here's Moby Dick." Peggy Guggenheim: "Meh." MoMA: "How about Pasiphaë?" Pollock: "Who the hell is Pasiphaë?" MoMA: "She had sex with a white bull." Pollock: "Cool"
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