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82 headlines found matching 'pain'
Fri May 22, 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Picasso first post painting sold for $180 million to billionaire who can never display it
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This reporter's attempt to buy a velvet painting of a black trucker Jesus on Craigslist for $1 from some dude with a racist girlfriend did not, surprisingly, go as planned
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Wed May 20, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
"I'm simply following my vocation to be a pain in the ass" says nun who Vatican thinks is a pain in the ass
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(25)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
With a sting so painful it can push a grown man to the brink of insanity, your mother-in-law and this Australian plant have a lot more in common than you might think
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News blurs out cubist boobies in story on Picasso painting, so Slate decides to see what other great art would look like given the same treatment. Censored Rothko painting wins it all
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(206)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The California drought is great news for companies that spray-paint people's lawns green
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(20)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
Some guys try a labor pain simulator because this is what technology was invented for
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(79)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman makes impassioned plea to legalize marijuana: "I'll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it This movement is really a long time coming, and it's getting legs-longer legs. Titty sprinkles"
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Sat May 09, 2015
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Spray painting a cliff asking a girl to prom in pink-and-purple 8-foot-high letters is technically impressive, completely stupid
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(37)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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Sun May 03, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Art aficionados get their noses out of joint as Picasso painting is slated to bring a record $140 million at auction
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(13)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Shape Magazine)
 
 
 
New study finds marathon runners keep racing because they forget the pain of their last experience. Which also explains why some people have more than one child
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(13)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jackass recreated in GTA V is a world of pixelated pain
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(13)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
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(16)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you still don't believe that humans evolved from primates, I have three words for you: Lower back pain
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(102)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Problem: local authorities aren't paying attention to the pothole problem in your city. Solution: spraypaint penises around them
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(80)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"How did a population more than twice the size of Spain come to be at the forefront of a global payments phenomenon? And why hadn't we heard of it until now?"
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(11)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio moves towards legalized medical marijuana to ease the pain of people forced to live in Ohio
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(33)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newborn tawny owls given painted toenails to tell them apart (w/ daily quotient of 'awwwww' pics and vid)
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(21)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old busted Times Square tourist hassle: costumed jackasses. New, full-busted Times Square tourist hassle: topless women. Tag chosen to match the potentially Not safe for work body paint
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(207)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Julius Caesar may have suffered mini strokes, not epilepsy. Conclusion based on accounts of his final symptoms being a series of stabbing pains
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(54)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Haven't had enough Star Wars overload? Check out the Japanese airline painted to look like R2-D2 turned sideways
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(5)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
Science finds people run marathons because their brain makes them forget how painful running marathons is
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(19)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Vita.mn)
 
 
 
Nine great bars near Target Field to dull the pain of Twins baseball
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(26)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that acetaminophen is more than just a pain reliever, its a general emotion reliever
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Sun April 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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Sat April 11, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former soldier hopes his "22 push ups challenge" becomes as popular as the ice bucket challenge, forgetting that push ups are more painful to most Americans than a bucket of ice water
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(44)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
An urn containing ashes, a headstone, a 42 inch TV, a satellite dish, large paintings and a toilet and cistern = One hell of an inappropriate party or a list of items left at Dublin Airport
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Fri April 10, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
A life insurance company wants to give you a FitBit and will discount your policy depending on activity levels. I plan on strapping mine to a paint shaker
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Thu April 09, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Villagers in Spain tell pilgrims that "Compostella" does not translate as "poop on my doorstep"
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(32)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some unexpected snapshots of the 20th century, including the people behind famous paintings and Raquel Welch
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(23)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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(25)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Contemporary painter who has been compared to Jackson Pollock is showcased in sold-out galleries around the world. Not bad for an 8 year old
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Getting together with the relatives for Easter? Soothe the pain by choosing one of the world's 10 best tequilas
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(3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chef painstakingly arranges plates of corn dogs, Pop Tarts, Cheetos and cheap snacks to make them look like Michelin-star meals
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Sat April 04, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just when you finally got over the fact that some people carve better jack-o-lanterns then you do, here are some magnificently painted Easter eggs
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
British voters asked why bother to vote for candidates when you can shoot them in the face with a paintball gun instead
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What was it like being Andre the Giant? Sure, you get the good of drinking a hundred beers in one sitting and taking a dump in a bathtub, but you don't fit anywhere, live in constant pain, and die young
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Spokesman from Red Lobster would like to point out the sharp side pain was not caused by their delicious Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ but by a prior stabbing
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Tue March 31, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
International Friendlies resume. VonTrapps taking on the Live Free or Don't Neutrals followed by the Flying DeJong's and Spain, Super Marios versus Will Harry Kane play. And Russia against a team whose fans hopefully don't shoot flares at them
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Mon March 30, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are 12 iconic photos painstakingly recreated using miniature models
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Sat March 28, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
5'4", 125lb woman goes to doctor for back pain, is told to lose weight. Patient loses weight three months later, sues
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Fri March 27, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The game in Spain is played against Ukraine. Also on tap: England-Lithuania, a Liechtenstein-Austria border battle, and 6 other matches. Today's Euro 2016 qualifier thread
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Study finds that people with lower back pain who smoke, drink, are depressed or obese should make some lifestyle changes. Like starting with pretty much everything
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Tue March 24, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
90,000 cases of frozen spinach products recalled after causing severe abdominal pain, blindness in one eye, huge forearm tumors
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I am hook, line and sinker in love," proclaims D-list celebrity, in what is either a terribly bad or painfully accurate use of that metaphor
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Sorry, your pounding wine headache is not caused by sulfites. Here's the science to ease your pain
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Thu March 19, 2015
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"We are the only species known to seek out negative sensations deliberately. You don't see animals gorging themselves on wild chili peppers. A taste for pain seems to be one of the defining characteristics of being human"
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Tue March 17, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's most painful insect sting: "Like walking over flaming charcoal with a three inch nail embedded in your heel"
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Sun March 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man feels good after haggling down a $1 painting for 50 cents at a yard sale. Feels even better when it's appraised at $10,000
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Bananas from Tesco are infested with hundreds of deadly Brazilian wandering spiders whose bite can cause painful four-hour erections"
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Wed March 11, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A church that was used to host naked paint-parties has lost their tax-exempt status
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Okay guys, which Joker messed with the paintings?
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(14)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"There are no laws in existence that protect the rights of people whose photographs have unwittingly become internet memes." Well, that's what happens when you huff gold paint or look like you're a crazy stalker
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Former Denver Bronco, Nate Jackson, calls for NFL to allow marijuana, states he avoided painkillers during his six-year career, self-medicated with marijuana instead: "It kept my brain clean"
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Tue March 03, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother died a horrible, painful death; she was 41, I was 13. My father remarried, and now my stepmother is dying of cancer and comparing her struggle to my mom's. I think this is insensitive. Tell me I'm right"
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Mon March 02, 2015
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her painting
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(28)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin VA Hospital nicknamed "candy land" for overprescribing pain pills. No word on whether the pills are delivered by a system of chutes and ladders
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Thu February 26, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Elusive street artist Banksy emerges in Gaza, paints kittens, epic facepalms for the region then escapes in underground tunnels
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(118)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like we can scratch Spain off the Fark party destination list
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(34)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's favorite paintings named, and Three Wolf Moon nowhere among them
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron evolves from Growing Pains to dominating the Razzies with Saving Christmas
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record for most southerly swim ever by going for a dip at the South Pole: "I've never felt pain like it" (pics)
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Fri February 20, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
What do you do when someone tries to sell you a fake Francisco de Goya painting? Pay for it with photocopied money
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Second opinion needed to find out if man who dressed as a woman to throw paint at a pharmacist is crazy
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, "I've badly injured myself with a chainsaw, drank a bottle of gin to numb the pain and I'm on my way to the emergency room" is not a valid excuse for being three times the drink-drive limit
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Sat February 14, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The English Premier League's lucrative position as the world's best and most competitive league no longer holds true. The crown has finally been passed on, and to Spain's best division: La Liga"
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Fri February 13, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Smith: "After Earf was the most painful failure in my career"
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is a REALLY bad day to live in Spain, at least if you breathe air (with pic of massive orange plume of airborne cancer)
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Tue February 10, 2015
(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego sports anchor critically injured after being shot by housepainter. At least it wasn't a trident
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(45)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
$300 million for a painting is Gauguintuan
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(21)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Looks like Kreiger has repainted his van, again. Not safe for work images of Spock riding a naked lady
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(31)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that pain and suffering at life's end have decreased. Just kidding, you're gonna need morphine. Lots and lots of morphine
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Mon February 02, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shouting 'ow' or 'ouch' reduces pain. Screaming profanities at the top of your lungs is much more satisfying though
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(52)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Archaeology News Network)
 
 
 
Taxidermy expert painstakingly recreates face of 2,500-year-old ice maiden found preserved in the Siberian plateau, plans to model sharp knees next (pics)
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(40)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Swastikas painted on Jewish fraternity house in: A.) Berlin, B.) Mississippi, or C.) UC Irvine?
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(63)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I seen him go and take out a proper hacksaw, like a wood saw... The blood shot up to the ceiling, up onto his glasses, all over the nurses...there was a burning pain, I knew I was going to die" (Article contains some graphic/disturbing content)
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(79)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Visual News)
 
 
 
Artist buys paintings from thrift stores, flea markets and garage sales, and then whimsically modifies them. Want
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(16)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The planes in Spain crash mainly into other parked aircraft killing 10 and injuring 13
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(49)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Lone Russian animator created 29,000 paintings to bring Hemingway's "The Old Man And the Sea" to life. What have YOU done today?
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(44)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide makes comeback to treat delivery room pain. Doctors say the Wa Wa Wa's are good preparation for the Wa Wa Wa's
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(44)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Director discovers how to make opera even more painful than it already is by stretching one out to four hours and forcing the audience to participate in a pro-vegan yoga session
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(31)
 

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