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Headlines matching 'owners'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Wired) Amusing Maximum Trolling - Man claims he actually invented the internet and sues Google, Youtube, Yahoo and Amazon for using his invention  (wired.com) (103)


Tue February 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Scary While everyone is paying attention to Iran having one of our drones, North Korea actually has several of them in its possession and is reverse-engineering them to make their own drone assault fleet  (foxnews.com) (95)


Fri February 03, 2012
(STV.tv) Stupid Court battle over cat ownership collapses after star witness dog dies  (news.stv.tv) (16)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange US Women's Soccer player Ella Masar opens up about the WPS "magicjack" team, including having to call the owner "Daddy" and the team having a chiropractor because he didn't believe in athletic trainers  (pitchsidereport.com) (36)


Wed February 01, 2012
(USA Today) Sad American home ownership has plummeted to record lows on news that home values are plummeting even more  (usatoday.com) (131)


Tue January 31, 2012
(KDGE) Strange "It's not what I fought for...to be treated like this. It's not right to think they can come into your house and do this to you," says disabled Vietnam veteran who lives in fear of the authorities taking away his monkeys  (kdge.com) (48)
(CNN) Amusing Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (115)


Mon January 30, 2012
(ESPN) Unlikely WPS to cancel its 2012 season because of legal wrangling with an ex-owner, not because it is Women's Professional Soccer  (espn.go.com) (17)
(NPR) Asinine Freddie Mac, a company owned by taxpayers that's supposed to make it easier and more affordable to get a home, has bet billions of dollars that homeowners will not be able to refinance their homes  (npr.org) (89)
(USA Today) Obvious Colts owner on Peyton Manning's future with the team. "I can't be sentimental. This isn't fantasy football"  (content.usatoday.com) (116)


Sun January 29, 2012
(SeattlePI) Sappy Restaurant owner discovers that over the years, people have tacked more than $10,000 in one-dollar bills to his cafe's walls. Donates 3-grand to the Boy Scouts and the rest to a hospital. Man, did those bills have a lot of dust on them  (seattlepi.com) (73)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Westword) Sad Danny Williams, organizer of Great American Beer Festival and steward of 2,500-bottle beer mine, taps his last keg at age 52 after fight with cancer  (blogs.westword.com) (18)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Cleveland Browns beat reporter learns that the difference between a private and public Tweet can cost you your job and that some NFL owners are very thin skinned   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (41)


Tue January 24, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting New Houston Astros owner may consider changing the team's name. Subby proposes Houston Lastros, Houston Disastros, and Washington Generals  (espn.go.com) (110)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Ohio.com) Unlikely Homeowners: After company started drilling for oil nearby, our water smelled like rotten eggs, contained concrete slurry and gas bubbles that could be ignited with match. State: Coincidence, because we make sure drilling is safe  (ohio.com) (239)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting About one million American homeowners would get writedowns in the size of their mortgages under a proposed deal with banks over shady foreclosure practices  (news.yahoo.com) (72)
(Cambridge News) Amusing Youth steals laptop. Owner chases youth, catches youth, retrieves laptop then delivers a masterclass in the ancient art of Rubbing It In  (cambridge-news.co.uk) (21)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Dog saves owner's life from abusive boyfriend. Battered women's shelter takes in both. Spiffy tag standing in because Hero tag has something in its eye  (lifewithdogs.tv) (160)
(The Consumerist) Florida Owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars says you're not a true fan unless you hold season tickets  (consumerist.com) (71)
(Newsday) Followup After third consecutive losing season, lawsuits, losses of $70 million, Fred Wilpon to stay as NY Mets owner. Fans brace for another hilarious 70 win season  (newsday.com) (34)


Wed January 11, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass It's not the systemic incompetence and the firing of the head coach every year. The reason the Raiders suck is because of their stadium  (espn.go.com) (65)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Big Picture) Obvious Who caused the Financial Crisis? A) Bankers B) Homeowners C) Psychopaths  (ritholtz.com) (100)


Tue January 03, 2012
(LA Times) Strange California ferret lovers push to overturn ownership ban, and for legitimacy of the sport of ferret legging  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (116)
(WTOP) Hero Lone woman sues Honda in small-claims court for not delivering promised mpg in her hybrid. Fark: After opting out of the class action lawsuit that Honda settled with $200 to owners and an $8.5 million payout to trial lawyers  (wtop.com) (119)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Months after Hurricane Irene wrecked parts of Hatteras Island, a subdivision remains cut off from the rest of the island and rotting away because the property owners can't afford to repair their road  (wtkr.com) (175)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Romenesko) Asinine New newspaper owners tell their handful of remaining reporters to quit dressing like reporters, because it's important to look properly corporate while interviewing people in the middle of fighting a wildfire  (jimromenesko.com) (44)


Tue December 27, 2011
(9 News) Hero Man finds $10,000 in two unmarked Caesar's Palace envelopes in Vegas, does he: a) gamble it all away b) hookers and blow, or c) return it to its rightful owner?  (9news.com) (184)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Finally, the dream of a three-boobed woman may come true: Nevada Brothel owner to open Sci-Fi themed cathouse  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Apparently this year's War on Christmas will be of the "civil" variety as MI homeowners recieve an anonymous letter denouncing their Christmas light displays for perpetuating a pagan tradition  (northwestohio.com) (194)


Sat December 17, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious California tells motorists that changing the oil in their car every 3000 miles is unnecessary. In other news, Chrysler owners just happy their new car reaches 3000 miles  (latimes.com) (60)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The Register) Obvious Microsoft tempts iPhone owners to come over to the dark side of the cloud  (theregister.co.uk) (15)
(Hartford Courant) Fail Driver hits gas instead of brake and crashes into clothing store, owners forced to press suit  (courant.com) (26)
(HelenaIR.com) Sappy Mall security guard finds envelope containing $300 in Christmas money and note with kids' clothing sizes, goes all CSI and tracks down grateful and dumbfounded owner using only the note and security camera footage  (helenair.com) (76)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cat inherits £10m after owner dies, becomes third richest pet in the world  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Mitch McConnell: No raising taxes on small business to cut payroll taxes. Sen. Snowe: Here's a plan that exempts small business owners. McConnell: Still no  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (55)


Sun December 04, 2011
(The Real Ric Romero) Obvious "Homeowners everywhere are anxious to hire work crews to cut up those limbs and branches... But a word of caution: Hiring the wrong people could actually do more harm than good." I'm intrigued by your insight, Ric Romero  (abclocal.go.com) (25)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Beating victim: I was attacked because I was gay. Police and bar owner: No, you were attacked because you were a drunk asshat  (wvgazette.com) (52)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Sick Owners of home where teen died during sleepover charged with possessing a rotten possum  (ajc.com) (36)
(Washington Post) Asinine VA officials fine with people getting quietly and sadly drunk in bars, but heaven help the owners if they start dancing  (washingtonpost.com) (66)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting NBA owners and players reach tentative deal to end lockout, begin games on December 25th. Our long national nightmare has just begun   (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com) (205)


Thu November 24, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Pet owners using GPS technology to keep track of their animals. If there was only some kind of restraining device owners could buy to keep pets tethered  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (22)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting The question of the day: What does your husband think of your wobbly bits? With a fairly Not safe for work picture of owners of said wobblies. Wobble  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Spiffy Houston Astros move from the National League as MLB splits into two equal sized leagues. Orioles now become 15th worst team in American League  (cleveland.com) (194)
(London Free Press) Unlikely The team owner "says the connection to Jack the Ripper never came up when the logo was designed"  (lfpress.com) (70)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely Four months before Penn State sex scandal, Joe Paterno transfers ownership of $594,000 house to wife for $1. Now claims it was just part of multi-year estate planning program  (nytimes.com) (239)
(Some Circuit Court) Sappy Texas appeals court rules owner of mistakenly euthanized dog can sue for damages based on sentimental value rather than replacement cost. "Dogs are unconditionally devoted to their owners"  (courthousenews.com) (86)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Missoulian) Scary Actual quote from daycare owner turned child molester to police: she was "4 going on 40"  (missoulian.com) (155)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Dallas News) Interesting Cowboys owner not concerned by loss: 'There is absolutely no alarm in me'. Apparently Jerry has no mirrors in his house  (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com) (64)


Sun October 30, 2011
(The New York Times) Sick NY "foreclosure mill" tones down its Halloween celebrations in light of the terrible economy. Just kidding - they throw a party and dress up as homeless people and mock foreclosed homeowners  (nytimes.com) (430)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Washington Post) Strange If you're armed with a fake bomb and a real gun and still get beat up by the sub shop owner, maybe robbery just isn't your thing  (washingtonpost.com) (8)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Natchez Democrat) Sad Historic picnic table destroyed when vehicle creams Malt Shop. Owners, customers shaken  (natchezdemocrat.com) (29)


Tue October 18, 2011
(ESPN) Cool In West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chlling out maxin relaxin all cool and all buying the bball team outside of my school  (espn.go.com) (29)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Romney on foreclosed homeowners: Fark 'em  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (204)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Engadget) Interesting Hulu: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"  (engadget.com) (62)

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