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500 headlines found matching 'own'
Fri July 11, 2014
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies owner Dick Monfort lives up to his name
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you're pregnant and in Tennessee, you now officially have no rights over your own body
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Old news: Trendy hipster chicks putting crown of flowers in their hair. New yuck: Trendy hipster dudes putting crown of flowers in their beards
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Giant inflatable Rubik's Cube floated down Hudson River to mark 40th anniversary of puzzle (cool pics)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Onion does the most awesome takedown of Hollywood's inability to come up with original ideas imaginable. Not even close to safe for work language
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban: So, ISIS, we need to talk about this whole "Caliphate" thing. I mean sure we're down with placing the whole world under the rule of the Holy Prophet's word and all, it's just...well.. we really didn't see YOU guys being in charge
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: Charming brownstone observation tower in Wrigleyville. Seats 30. MOTIVATED SELLER
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(40)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
The Russian economy is staring down the barrel of a loaded shotgun, thanks to Putin's immature obsession with Ukraine
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
As usual, Apple users are getting excited over a rumored new iPhone feature known as "2008 Samsung Phones Had It"
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(157)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to start your own blitzkreig, here's your chance
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chilean government: "Get Agent Mulder down here right away"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Dr. James Andrews has done so many surgeries on professional athletes he's getting his own Topps baseball card
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(20)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Climate change brings more foreign words to America, as Haboob makes way for Jökulhlaup; the sudden release of water from a melting glacier which floods your town
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(36)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday
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(19)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Douche who sucker-punched a dog walker and put him in the hospital in Midtown Manhattan caught in Jersey after chase (w/pic of said douche)
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(75)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
China thinks that IF it even came down to it, ya know not that they think it ever would or anything, but IF it did, they're pretty sure they can take the US in a fight
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Congress is shut down until all the pollutants inside its halls can be cleaned up. Unfortunately this is not a metaphor
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bloods deny that Chris Brown is a member of their organization, but they respect his decision to flash gang signs supporting their criminal enterprise
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hobby Lobby ruling may have been terrible in that it set a precedent for giving companies the religious freedom to freely shove religion down your throat, but the Democrats see this as a way to save their asses in November
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one - The Kardashians could win an Emmy
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(39)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Pet wallaby breaks loose in Alabama. Authorities find it in the company of a cow and a turtle, headed toward some place called "O-Town"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Crack investigative minds on the Myrtle Beach, SC police force figure out that woman set to appear in court on fraud and identity theft charges did NOT actually conveniently get swept out to sea and drown two days before her trial
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Wed July 09, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Remember the fire that almost burned down Stone Brewing along with a good chunk of San Diego's north county? Yeah, some dumbass kid started it
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There really is a town in Alaska where you can see Russia, but thanks to budget cuts, you can no longer fly back to the US
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
And so, deep beneath the surface of a small town in the Black Hills of South Dakota, the hunt for dark matter continues
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(14)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
This is gonna shock you so you better sit down for it: US teens are pretty crappy at money management
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
An historic Babe Ruth ball could net millions at auction for the lucky owner, assuming he doesn't play one last game with Benny the Jet, Squints, Kenny and Hamilton that sends the ball over into Mr. Mertle's backyard
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(26)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
11 brilliant household tips from subby's cleaning woman. May also be handy for those of you who have to do your own cleaning
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(11)
 
(RedState)
 
 
 
RedState editor is upset about unknown groups scamming conservatives and gullible, cranky old white guys, because that is his job
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(31)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Thumbs up or thumbs down? Take the Roger Ebert movie quiz
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Tue July 08, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(51)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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(42)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Why men lose their sex appeal at age 39, a phenomenon known as 'Invisible Man Syndrome'
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India's government revises its standards and classifies nearly 100 million more of its citizens as "poor" despite clear evidence that at least some of them own refrigerators
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(10)
 
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Can San Francisco succeed where New York failed? It's the soft drink Prohibitionists' final showdown
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(16)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Majority of Canadians' financial strategies boil down to "inherit some money from someone at some point"
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(20)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Getting injured by a flying ball or even a bat at a baseball game? You're on your own. Hit in the eye by a cannon propelled hotdog? Yeah, you might just win your lawsuit
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Clown cab is not amused
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I reject your reality and substitute my own
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(Taste of Cinema)
 
 
 
20 recent Oscar bait movies that failed miserably, otherwise known as Leo DiCaprio's last 20 movies
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You just don't know what you're getting when you buy Chinese produce. For example, this one packet of porcini mushrooms contained three species unknown to science
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out Australians have their own version of the Northern Lights. They call them the Southern Lights and because they're in Australia, they're upside down and can kill you (pic)
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Not news: house with good transport links for sale. FARK: it comes with its own railway station
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(29)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gitmo detainees complain about having to pay for their own abortions...or something
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Guy from my town wants to make potato salad but is broke. NEWS: He starts a kickstarter campaign to raise $10 for his potato salad ingredients. FARK: He raises $8,511 and is throwing a giant potato salad party
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(207)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indianan shoots own hand, both of his wife's legs in gun-cleaning mishap, or at least until he breaks down under intense questioning
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(61)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Despite SCOTUS ruling, MA governor pushes for abortion clinic protest crackdown. Checkmate, Birthers
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The sister of a firefighter killed on 9/11 is given a flag that was flown over the World Trade Center ruins. News: The flag is stolen when she hung it up outside. Fark: Then returned 4 days later with a note reading 'I am so sorry'
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(62)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Renowned Indian poet Anwar Jalapuri translated the legendary Bhagavad Gita into Urdu poetry
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(52)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
After criticism that her high speaking fees are taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from suffering colleges, Hillary resolves the issue by donating that money to her own foundation
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
There is a marijuana shortage, and it seems that Washington and Colorado will learn what drug dealers have known for years: it's dangerous to run out of product, and drug addicts will go to extreme lengths to get their fix
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(162)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists have found a way to slow down the aging process.... In flowers. But there is still no cure for cancer
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Three are dead and twenty eight are injured as Chicago seeks to keep their crown for being the most violent city in America
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Sat July 05, 2014
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Not news: A Culver's restaurant in Wisconsin burns down. News: Instead of firing the staff the owner pays $144,000 out of his own pocket to keep his staff while rebuilding. Fark: And only asked them to use the time to volunteer in the community
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(73)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Once again, Cleveland WR Josh Gordon forgets that he plays for the Browns, not the Bengals
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Batman's butler, Ward Cleaver, and John Agar star in The Mole People from MST3K season 8. Mike, Crow, and Servo savage this film about a team searching for underground mole men. "It's Baby Jessica. She's digging her own way out"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Would you believe me if I told you that, while being 11% of the town's population, black people got 22% of the traffic tickets?
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to recreate the classic Coppertone girl pose with her own daughter at the beach is shocked, SHOCKED that Facebook would ban her for 24 hours and remove the photo saying it was considered pornographic
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good morning, sunshine. It's July 5, 2014. You've survived last night's rousing July 4 celebration, you managed to not burn your house down with fireworks, and you have one hell of a hangover to deal with. Try this
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(27)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July as we celebrate our freedom and independence a Gallup survey reveals that Americans are less satisfied with their freedom and that the attitude of the country is down
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(178)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational speaker's $5 million Connecticut mansion burns to the ground. He will now have to live in a van down by the river
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(43)
 
(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
Need some new tunes for this holiday weekend? Subby's co-worker just dropped this brand new hot jam: It Takes Two (K-Funk's Melodic Club Remix) - Download now for FREE and START DANCING \o/
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(8)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now looka, I say looka here. Put that egghead book down boy and have a sip of this refreshing drink called the Foghorn. Any of this getting through that little old blue bonnet of yours?
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Puerto Rico due to possibility of default on its $70 billion debt. Or as the U.S. calls $70 billion in debt, Monday
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(23)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police shut down a multi-million dollar theft ring that specialized in stealing expensive: A) electronics; B) cars; C) baby formula
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(61)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision might have inadvertently pierced the "corporate veil" and made it easier for the owners of a corporation to be personally sued for the corporation's debts and other responsibilities
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh come on, who here hasn't blown 24 men in a Magaluf bar for a free drink?
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(185)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Town can't afford to hire another police officer, so it dresses up a male Real Doll in a cop uniform and set it in a police cruiser by the side of the road, so people think a cop is tracking their speed
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(75)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
IBM supercomputer proves you don't need taste buds, a mouth, or a soul to create a barbeque sauce recipe, something Kraft has known for decades
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(50)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Growing rates of obesity in pets have led to the emergence of fat farms offering 'pawlates,' 'doga' and 'Barko Polo,' doggie versions of Pilates, yoga and Marco Polo to help slim down man's best friend." Your dog just wants steak
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The owners of Timo The Cat would like you to know that after four months, he has figured out how to work a hammock (pics, vid)
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(20)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Bills season is over before it started unless Kiko Alonzo's knee can pull off his own music city mirACLe
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's a little known fact that on the nation's first Fourth of July our Founding Fathers gathered together in celebration and raised in hearty cheer mugs filled with cucumber dill fizz
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It takes a brave NY Daily newser to go to Belgium only to get knocked around, booed, have beer thrown at you, and then get smothered by Belgian hotties after your U.S. team gets eliminated by them
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(6)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(119)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum doesn't think that it was a bad idea that the founding fathers limited who could vote to white male land owners
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(181)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Three-year-old girl says she saw Jesus after nearly drowning in pool. Jesus too busy appearing on toast to comment
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In an attempt to calm everything down, China forbids Muslims from partaking in Ramadan fasting and celebrations. Yep, that should work
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(82)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Manatees may come off the endangered species list, because anything known as the sea cow has to be okay
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
14 other companies that will compliment your Hobby Lobby boycott nicely. All that's left is that little bodega down the block
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(44)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
In the post-apocalyptic future when your descendants are living on the edge of extinction while being hunted by their robot overlords, remember it was MIT that started us down the road to annihilation
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(21)
 
(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
Man with balls of steel jumps into world's largest sinkhole with no gear, still no word on how many corvettes he found down there (w/amazing video)
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Eazy-E's son says Ice Cube "betrayed" the dead N.W.A. rapper by casting someone else to play the role of Eazy-E instead of his own son
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(37)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(62)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Perry to Obama: Hey, while you're in the neighborhood trying to raise gobs of cash why don't you come down to the border, have a look at what's going on and start doing your farking job
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(337)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On tonight's episode of Man vs Food, Adam Richman eats his own words
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(203)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Atlantic City, NJ is finally realizing that even crack dealers limit themselves to one per corner, and maybe, just maybe it's possible they have too many casinos for one small town
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(65)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
What's worse than having somebody in your study group not pull his own weight when it comes to a class project? Having somebody in your study group willing to stab another guy in your study group for not pulling his own weight
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(81)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris convicted of having young girls tie his kangaroo down
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(50)
 
(Symantec)
 
 
 
So apparently, Russia has infected computers controlling our power grid with a Stuxnet-type of virus, and can shut things down at their whim. That's nice
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(100)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your two year old won't stop talking, can't sit still, won't go to sleep, and constantly scratches herself? It's not science, it's grandma down from Oregon with her meth infused tea
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(21)
 
(Microsoft Technet)
 
 
 
Microsoft: That's a nice domain business you have there. It would be a shame if we took over your domain to stop hackers. No-IP.com: How about no? Microsoft: COURT ORDERED TAKEDOWNED
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(148)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
South Dakota town for sale, bar included. "Have you ever dreamed of just taking a ride around town knowing all you see is really yours?"
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oldman yells at cloud, Chewy Luis in the news, and the Vatican realizes that people have their own definition of "coming to Jesus": some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/22 - 6/28
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(2)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr.'s son: "From you, dad. I learned it from watching you"
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(60)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Guess which state crowned the wrong beauty pageant winner because of a voting mix-up?
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(46)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BET gives Lionel Richie lifetime achievement award, spells his name wrong, then doubles down by insisting that 36-24-36 is not a winning hand
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you notice that you've hit your monthly data cap after installing Amazon's FireTV, it's because it's probably downloading the entire internet to try and guess what you'll watch next
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(115)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a Sears or KMart store of your very own? Well, now's your chance
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(42)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will the Supreme Court set back contraceptive rights nearly five decades? Will they strike down Unions? Find out today as the Supremes take on two of the biggest cases in years. It's your official SCOTUS Discussion Thread
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(1245)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
"Owners were wondering why foot traffic was almost nonexistent. That's when they saw the mountain lion"
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(58)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
NBC refuses to allow John Constantine: Hellblazer to do the one thing his character is most known for
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(125)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yanno you really need to maintain a strict separation between the devices you and your spouse use for your own fun, and those you use to disciplining your kids or prosecutors are gonna take a really dim view of your parenting
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(95)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(85)
 
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Nothing says All-American Bar crawl like stripping naked in a pizza place, stealing a car, running from the police, driving the wrong way down a one way street, crashing into two parked cars and getting tazed while still naked
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you owned a brothel, tavern or a store in the dark ages, what would you name it?
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(186)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Where has all the sweaty dick punching gone? Columnist wonders when and why the UFC became a watered down shell of its former self
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(32)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All babies can be taught to swim and save themselves from drowning, so I think it's safe for us to leave them out here by the pool while we go inside and drink margaritas
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(52)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When ordered by their boss to get a psych evaluation, most employees won't try to burn his house down with him and his family in it. Most people
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(64)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
After other fast food restaurants turned it down, Taco Bell was the only bidder at a public auction of city-owned property in front of the town's sewer plant. Mayor says it's the perfect fit
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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Sat June 28, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With Evan Dorkin and Milk and Cheese at Dark Horse, and everyone at Hot Topic already owning copies of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, comics publisher Slave Labor Graphics has to resort to crowdfunding to stay afloat
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crackdown on qat in New York. Scrabble players said to be inconsolable
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(23)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Beach town fire department is getting tired of people who keep turning their cars into crispy hulks because they don't know how to drive on the beach
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women being shown their vaginas for the first time find themselves moved. Men also know the feeling of it moving when seeing a woman's vagina for the first time
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(140)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Researchers have detected the smallest force ever measured: 42 yoctonewtons - equivalent to one septillion of a newton and an unknown quantity of Oreos
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(30)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Browns PR director resigns, says he felt the need to find an easier job, like trying rehabilitating Donald Sterling's image
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Fri June 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know all those e-mail fwds and movies like "God's Not Dead" where a religious student owns a university professor? This is what happens when someone tries it in real life
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(67)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of Lavabit, the now shut down e-mail service used by Snowden to communicate with journalists, was interviewed on the radio this morning. Interesting tag trumps scary
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the 100 year anniversary of the day a Serbian assassin murdered the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, igniting the worst war the world had ever known. In memory of that somber occasion, Serbia is putting up a statue. Of the assassin
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(179)
 
(Social News Daily)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage meets Grumpy Cat and the internet swallows its own tail
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Violent criminal and known gang member whose mugshot went viral because of stupid people is now trying to find a publicist so he can become a model first and criminal second
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five year old pulls his pants down on a dare at school. School reacts by doing C) Forcing him to sign a sexual misconduct form without parents present, suspended him and put a note in his permanent record for "indecent exposure"
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(90)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(38)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi will travel to the southern border of Texas to choose her very own Mexican child
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(99)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk hidden right out in the open in Central Park. And buried underneath it is a set of important symbols of the Freemasons. Somewhere Dan Brown is having an orgasm
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(81)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Cop found driving with a blood alcohol level three times the legal amount gets off because of a silly, innocent, mistake in the paperwork made by the arresting officer who accidentally filled in his own name instead of the suspect's
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Brown could get a reality show on BET, and it would be a guaranteed hit
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Who here is brave (or insane) enough to scroll down? *curls into fetal position* Is it Not safe for work and lunch, or just Not safe for work?
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(117)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who drinks his own urine diagnosed with kidney disease. Bear Grylls reported to be looking a bit worried
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(50)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Steven Wright walks down street wearing glasses when prescription runs out, sustains foot injury
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(31)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Brown spiders, paralysis ticks, taipans, death adders, great white sharks, box jellyfish...with so many painful ways to die in Australia, it's nice to see this guy mix it up and bite off a Hells Angel's nose
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(29)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The most insidious thing about trickle-down economics isn't believing that if the rich get richer, it's good for the economy. It's believing that if the poor get richer, it's bad for the economy"
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(273)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GM tells dealers to stop selling the Chevy Cruze, try to interest customers in a vehicle that isn't currently being recalled, like something from the Ford place down the street
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(21)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
NYC loses its last appeal of ruling striking down the Bloomberg/DeBlasio 16-oz.-soda ban. Both sides get to suck it
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(63)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Driver asks jogger for directions, steps out of car to display his own compass needle
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man believes that Obamacare causes cancer and demons have possessed Obama. Is he: A) an inpatient at Bellevue? B) The homeless guy down the street with the tinfoil hat? C) the winner of the GOP primary to represent CO 15 in the state assembly?
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(64)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Two men who tossed a winning lottery ticket take blaming someone else for your own stupidity to a whole new level
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(74)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
$91,000 bottle of wine suspected of being a fake. The Irish book shop owner selling it should've been their first clue
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(48)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hospitals are now collecting detailed consumer data on their patients so they can tell you to put down that ice cream sundae, fatty. And, yes, the article explains hospitals are during this directly because of Obamacare
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(143)
 
(Edge Online)
 
 
 
Why the open world video game genre is its own worst enemy. If you immediately thought 'side quests,' here, have a cookie
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(154)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tired of buying expensive diamond rings? Now you can make them at home with your own 3D printer
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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(36)
 
(SFX (UK))
 
 
 
The Doctor saying goodbye to Rose for the first of approximately 27 times tops a Best 250 Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy moments poll. If the kids voting on this ever saw Earthshock or Caves of Androzani, their minds would be blown
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Wed June 25, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Wanna prank someone? Wait until he is loaded at the bar, grab a few friends and move his house down the road
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(14)
 
(South Dakota Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Before and after pictures of my hometown after a devastating tornado
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel management brings down the hammer on 73-year-old employee who gave away free muffin to a needy person
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(183)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diane Sawyer to step down as ABC World News anchor. Opus despondent
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(75)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
A probably totally sane man drags his leashed, dead raccoon down the street while screaming
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indulging in a self-created fantasy world of booze, pain pills and sex may be fine if you are a CEO in New York, but it is frowned down on if you are a Green Beret Major in Afghanistan
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(83)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find missing 3 year old sleeping in his own basement after searching the neighborhood door to door search and only shooting one dog
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(235)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Nouri al-Maliki: I reject your idea of a ruling government and substitute my OWN.....Hey, where did everybody go?
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(39)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cops reading your email, recess appointments, protesting abortion clinics, unions and your boss's religion are all on the chopping block today as we quickly come down to the final countdown for SCOTUS
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(82)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Allentown man, 80, mistakes Boston Market for farmer's market
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Owner of an Indian restaurant in England gets a take out order from Brazil and personally delivers it ... for $7100
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Master Chief removed from aircraft carrier's helicopter squadron. Gordon Freeman seen wiping down crowbar
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn freaked out by her own horror movie, that her 15 minutes aren't up yet
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(104)
 
(Blue Nation Review)
 
 
 
With Benghazi and IRSgate tapped out, it is time to turn to the scandal that will bring down Obama ... Beanpot Dome
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(150)
 
(LiveFreeBlog)
 
 
 
Libertarian VP Candidate wants to shut down "Book of Mormon" musical, because the Mormon protagonist who fights AGAINST child rape is somehow offensive to Mormons. "The audience even cheered. But not me. My values got in the way"
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(160)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
New restaurant sells chocolate fried chicken in case your adult diabetes want some little diabetes of their own
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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(134)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The group that measures the world's Top 500 fastest supercomputers hasn't crowned a new champion in more than a year because Skynet hates competition
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
The no-fly list is unconstitutional, says a judge who will be enjoying a lifetime of TSA patdowns
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(69)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man blown out of his boots by lightning, inspires new line of videos from Vivid
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(12)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars introduce "variable pricing" for tickets to home games, will charge from 20-40% more when good teams are in town, figures fans are willing to pay a premium to see what actual professional football looks like
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(50)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever flown Air India, you will appreciate this honest in-flight safety video of what the stewardesses would really like to tell passengers. If you've never flown Air India, make a note to never do it
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(52)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
American Idol judges, host all set to return for another season of falling ratings, ever-increasing irrelevance and a chance to crown another barely-talented kid with no chance of industry success
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan pins its tourism industry on a botched oil mine in the desert drilled in the 1970s which has gradually turned into a fiery pit known as 'The Door To Hell.' But in fairness, it looks like it would be worth a trip, yeah (pics)
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(32)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In what could have been the greatest, or most unsettling, movie ever made. David Cronenberg turned down an opportunity to direct one of the Star Wars sequels
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(31)
 
(KX News)
 
 
 
There is drunk, and then there is the special kind of drunk reserved for people who drink and drive, fall out of their own vehicle, then run over themselves
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(46)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Hot chick crashes her truck, drives down the wrong way on a highway, crashes again, gets arrested, wiggles out of her handcuffs, reaches into the front seat and eats a bag of weed. TAA-DAA
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(85)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"Time travel may now be possible" says scientist before stepping into a DeLorean and going back in time to kill his own grandparents and... what were we talking about again?
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you've been mad when some jerk cuts you off in traffic, but have you ever been "shoot a 10-year old in the face" mad? Or "while your own infant kids are in the car with you" mad? "how about "while on probation for a felony" mad?
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(77)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
Famous last words: "None ya haters can bring me down"
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(86)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Columnist asks if cities can crack down on smoking e-cigarettes in pubic, then why can't they force restaurants that serve burritos to include a Beano pill with every purchase
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(161)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "Heartland of America" like shutting down a nine-year-old kid's little free library
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Look at that King, Cheney's got Obama down, wailing on him with that folding chair, bah gawd King I don't think Obama can take much more of that, and hang on, who's that running into the ring to save Obama? Wait, is that Rand Paul's music?
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This guy's Game of Thrones impressions are so good, he even gets Peter Dinklage's terrible British accent down to a T
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(26)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All you need to make your own Vermouth are simple things like gentian root, wormwood, angelica seeds, and yarrow
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(18)
 
(Some Neighbro)
 
 
 
Neighborlady has been driving around on her mower for the last 40 minutes or so without the mower deck down. Should I go and tell her or continue to putter around in my garage and see how it plays out?
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(173)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Easter egg hidden on B side of a 1983 vinyl record. If you owned a ZX81 computer
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(43)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A relatively spoiler-free review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, which is "dull and middling, and the reboot just promises the series will go out with more of a whimper than a bang farther down the line." And yet, it will break box office records
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
John McEnroe thinks tennis can restore its popularity by getting rid of officiating and letting the players make their own calls. That's the joke
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
No, you'll never be as cool as Steve McQueen, but for $9 million you can own his 1967 Ferrari 275
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(32)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Leading scientist thrown out of classical music concert by audience after trying to crowd-surf during "Hallelujah Chorus" for the first time since the 18th Century
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(60)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Animal shelter owner goosed for getting badgered and driving drunk as a skunk. Her mugshot looks like something the cat dragged in and hopefully she'll stay away from the hair of the dog that bit her
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(11)
 
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Mass graves discovered in desert hellhole, known for its religious extremists. Is it: A) Iraq? B) Syria? C) Texas?
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(170)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Dammit, Otis... don't put the hot air balloon down in the prison parking lot. How am I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind, to escape if you put it down in the parking lot
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(16)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Homeowner confronts burglars, catches one and makes him cry. "I taught him a lesson"
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A man is in hospital after flying off the back of a pickup truck with the mattress he was attempting to hold down. Police are reminding people that a human being cannot hold down an untied mattress if it goes airborne" (pics)
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Do not try to rob a convenience store that is owned by a Special Forces veteran. Study it out... next time
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(40)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
We've split up Iran and Nigeria so they can get blown out and ruin two games against Argentina and Bosnia-Herzegovina respectively. In between, there should be a great game between Ghana and Germany. Enjoy Day 10 of the 2014 World Cup
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(1048)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z announces the release of his new drink 40/40, a pop designed to target "sports-loving males." It's described as being derivative of Eminem's own brand of pop, and just as dull and tasteless
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(30)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
How awesome is Alaska? Every summer in Anchorage RV owners are allowed to park in school parking lots for free in exchange that they look out for vandals
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(33)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Article reminded subby that it's time for Florida's long overdue revamp of its state flag to the silhouette of a man bearing down on two pit bulls with nun-chucks as the dogs viciously attack another man
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(65)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
This tiny Welsh town saved its economy by turning itself into Britain's wacky contest capital. Last weekend was the Man vs. Horse Marathon. The next one? Finger jousting
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're scared to go to the dentist. Do you: A) be tough and go anyway, B) ask a parent to go with you, or C) fake your own kidnapping?
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This year's Faith & Freedom Coalition Conference features the return of trickle-down economics to the conservative lexicon
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(80)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Spanx CEO steps down & starts using nylons instead
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(12)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The dos and don'ts of office cubicle décor. Apparently the rolling wet bar is still frowned upon
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(15)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper to get his own comic book series. But who wants to read a comic about playing golf?
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs robs the middle class and gets a bailout. Goldman Sachs robs Warren Buffett and down comes the hammer
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Apparently before George RR Martin became the gleeful mass-murderer of every character you've ever grown even slightly fond of in his books; he was the real-life Comic Book Guy
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(46)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Good news, if you own a car in Los Angeles, you own a home
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(34)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Looking back at Star Trek and the most incommunicative alien species the TNG crew ever encountered, the Tamarians. "More familiarity with our own mythology might help us relate to theirs," Picard incorrectly surmised
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(86)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
How embarrassing will it be to think that you're going to be known in prison as the guy who tried to kill someone with grits?
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(60)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Tea Party congressman and now former radio host Joe Walsh doesn't understand why he was kicked off the air and suspended from his own radio show in the middle of a live broadcast. See if you can figure out why
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans think George Washington would support marriage equality since he never doinked his wife and raised her kids from a previous marriage as his own
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(55)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Patriots rumored to have copy of Jets playbook. Said to be one page diagram on how to run into own linemen and cause catastrophic failure
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ebola continues to spread in West Africa, which has not yet SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
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(57)
 
(European Southern Observatory)
 
 
 
Today a mountain will get blown up for science and you can watch it live
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Gerrard warns of "terrible, long summer" if England's national soccer team fails to win today's match against Uruguay. Millions of Brits flood the Internet to research unknown phenomenon called "summer"
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Californians Will Soon Be Drinking Their Own Pee." Surprisingly, "because most of the good microbreweries have already moved east" is not the answer
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(30)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Peter King (R-eality Check) says Ted Cruz is "the center of his own universe" and "has no idea what's going on around him". Cruz rebuts by swearing he's never heard of the 6-term former chair of the Homeland Security Committee. Oh snap
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: the ranks of the super-rich are growing. That wealth is sure to start trickling down any time now
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(69)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If you miss your exit, don't drive the wrong way down an on ramp. If you do, don't come back and chew out the news cameraman for catching you. If you do, don't take off your face-covering helmet
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook went down for 31 minutes yesterday, somehow we all survived
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(20)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Gallant calmly discusses the late rent with his roommate. Goofus sets his roommate on fire and flees town
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
It's okay to reserve your table at a McDonald's as you step away for a moment by dropping a napkin onto it. But don't you dare put down a packet of tissues, a surgical mask, stethoscopes, or berets
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(29)
 
(Sun Motors)
 
 
 
Driving to Glastonbury Festival next week? Dolly Parton will make sure you get there in her musical breakdown van
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(7)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Fark NASA. I'll put humans on Mars in 2026" Well I'm sure bits of humans will rain down on Mars, maybe even Jupiter too
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton abandons her presidential bid by comparing gun owners to terrorists
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(389)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's finally come down to this: Fox News invites NFL analyst and renowned geopolitical and counter-terrorism expert Terry Bradshaw to weigh in on Benghazi and Hillary Clinton (w/video)
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are one of the first thousand who can listen to an eccentric Chinese billionaire sing his own rendition of We Are The World, then you can get a free meal at a top New York restaurant
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chaos in Iraq is worrying everyone except oil companies and the people who owns their stocks. They're rolling around in piles of money and snorting coke of hookers' asses
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(76)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's worse than having an abandoned house next door? Having bees make a colony in the abandoned house. What's worse than that? You can't track down the owner, so there's nothing you can legally do to get rid of the bees
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it kinda looks like twitter hashtags aren't really doing much to stop sexual assault
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(238)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to advertising executives to try and improve the lives of Colombian peasants by giving them their own off-grid refrigerators designed to keep their Coca-Colas cold
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(37)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
How come ISIS has swept across northern Iraq with such ease? It could be down to the insane levels of corruption in Iraq, from the top down, and its ineffective parliament. Iraq was a failed state way before the ISIS rampage
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(129)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A Hispanic man named José Padilla who owns a taco shop stands his ground to defend his restaurant, and is promptly shot 10 times. LAPD are looking for "three black men who are driving a vehicle." C'mon, which of you guys wrote this article
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Oh for fark's sake. We could have "Shutdown 2: Retarded Potatoboogaloo" because of the farking EPA rules change
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(65)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Popeye's announces it has spent $43 million buying its recipes for fried chicken and other menu items. In related news, Popeye's didn't own its own recipes
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(29)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Cesar Chavez ejected from primary ballot in heavily Democratic Arizona district after judge identifies 700 bogus signatures on petitions. Chavez, a white ex-Republican formerly known as Scott Kistler, claims he is being targeted
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(59)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spiders have personalities, their own DSM-V section
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(39)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
After Obamacare goes into effect, Obama's own annual physical is 2.5 years late
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(45)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber and Chris Brown collaborate in the studio for a new song. There were no survivors
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(37)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Samsung unveils bicycle equipped with frikkin'; lasers, saying in areas that don't have bike lanes, it will MAKE its own bike lanes (pics)
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Do you think your kunai can defeat my hammer? We'll see. I already killed our other roommate upstairs." (Strange, Weird tags took the brown acid, are currently living out Bruce Lee movies in their heads)
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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(54)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker fondly recalls his days as a pro wrestling fan. If Vince Russo had known this, Hootie and the Blowfish would have been WCW World Tag Team Champions in the late 90s
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC examines why internet download speed is slow, besides the usual explanation of "because you have AOL"
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese World Cup fan dies due to sleep deprivation, because there's no possibility something else might have gone down
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(45)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man known as 'the Naked Commuter' regularly strips down on his boxers on way to work to protest lack of air conditioning on London subway or some damn thing (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dog is able to see his owners for the first time after eye surgery reverses his blindness. You might have some trouble seeing the screen as you watch this video
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(51)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky town, tired of higher gas prices than surrounding areas, turns to the only obvious solution: socialism
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(51)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman climbs tree to rescue cat, has to be rescued by firemen after she gets stuck. I don't see why the firemen were called... she would have come down when she got hungry enough
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(22)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Ikea's C&D letter against Ikeahackers, a site for people who like to hack Ikea furniture, attempting to shut the site down is, as a matter of law, steaming bullshiat"
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
ISIS captures another Northern Iraq town. All hail the Caliphate of the North. Someone get me the Iraqi Lannisters
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(195)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Deep Throat garage is going down
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how rich you are or how good your intentions, you can't try to improve Detroit by trucking in your own goats to eat up all the unwanted vegetation without the city's permission
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Crunch time for SCOTUS as 17 cases are still undecided. Here's a rundown of what we get to look forward to
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(178)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He's a proud dad to Brenndon, 24, Taylor, 21, Christian, 21, Jonathan, 19, Alexandria, 18, Mackenzie, 16, Victoria, 15, Elisabeth, 13, Olivia, 11, Danielle, 9, Jeremiah, 7, Joshua, 5, Jordan, 4, Faith, 2, and Hope, 3 months and his clown car wife
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(208)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother fulfills her daughters dream. News: Her 25-year-old daughter who has Down syndrome's dream. Fark: By throwing her a bridal themed birthday party with her daughter getting pampered for her 'big day'. Damn dusty in here
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(159)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Not sure how he got his biatchin Trans Am down to Natal, Brazil, but Vice President Biden got to watch the US Women's Volleyball team compete in the World Series or something
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(13)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Township supervisor getting sued for trying to help out after hurricane Sandy by recycling storm debris
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(8)
 
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman and her dog attacked by deer shocked that Oregon hippies aren't cool with (deer) population control: "Their first response was not, 'are you OK?' but that I should have known better and the deer must have fawns nearby"
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(130)
 
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Research shows that throwing money down the toilet or buying sunscreen is pretty much the same thing
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis wants everyone to know that the Global Economy is about to come crashing down upon us
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Daily Mail summarizes England-Italy with a little bit of sports stuff, a LOT of captionable fan pics, and a sidebar warning of 50 known hooligans possibly causing chaos after refusing demands to surrender passports
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(22)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jimmy Rollins takes another small step towards Cooperstown after becoming the all-time Philadelphia hit leader, passing HOF legend Mike Schmidt
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says that dogs prefer to earn treats rather than receiving handouts. Which apparently shows that researchers have never owned a dog
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(42)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"If homeowners discover a bee or wasp nest in their house, we would urge them to get it inspected and removed by a professional. Starting fires is not an effective way to clear these nests and we would encourage people not to do this"
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(47)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Dems face some 'hard choices' of their own after Hillary's awful book tour week
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(103)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Obvious: Angry fans blast @Marcello after Marcelo's own goal in Brazil's opening match. Fail: @Marcello is not Marcelo's Twitter handle. Fark: Owner of @Marcello tweets Marcelo's actual handle to get trolls off his back
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(4)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The Ukrainian Defense Ministry says that pro-Russian separatists have shot down a large military transport plane
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(245)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Four players the Boston Red Sox should consider trading before the deadline. Surprisingly, someone narrowed down the list to just four
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(20)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Own a 2010-2014 Camaro? GM would like you to know it has an ignition issue, it happens to be the same issue of the other GM ignition system, however, it is in no way related to the earlier issue, but they recalling it because safety 1st
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the owner into this shirt
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(22)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
In a scene that may or may not be from a new John Waters movie, Baltimore police shoot cow running loose in downtown Baltimore
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(57)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN cuts school shootings since Newtown from 74 to 15 to appease gun advocates
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(257)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts fear "selfie" may be the last Australian slang word to make it to global English, as modern Australians are much more businesslike and apt to adopt American slang instead of creating their own
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(15)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So if you could own any animal in the world regardless on if you can afford it or not, what would it be?
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former TV executive says if you start to pay the college players, the popularity of college sports would go downhill and it turn into a semi-pro league
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(56)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Formula 1 Owner interested in getting Danica Patrick to consistently finish in 27th place in F1 racing instead of consistently 27th in NASCAR
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tying a rope around your waist and running down a cliff face may sound dangerous, but don't worry, this guy thought of every safety precaution. That's why he put a bucket on his head
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(54)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Tom Hiddleston will put down his sceptre and pick up a guitar to play Hank Williams in 'I Saw The Light'
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Spurs stay hotter than their arena? Will LeBron show off his GROWN MAN STRENGTH? Now that Greg Oden has more finals minutes than the rest of us, it is time for a Game 4 NBA Finals thread (9pm EDT)
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(459)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Yeah your dog may he tough, but he's not "stalk and kill a king cobra" tough. And the owner better make with the steaks if he knows what's good for him
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in three British residents say they would be late to their own wedding if it conflicted with watching England lose a game at World Cup
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(10)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Rich individuals vote Republican, but rich states vote Democrat. Slate's minds are BLOWN
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swim ban lifted after shark swarm shut down Alabama beaches. Locals still in shock after seeing a creature with a full set of teeth
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(37)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That unknown Tea party guy who knocked off Eric Cantor in the primary? I'm sure you will be shocked to learn that he is a " Christian Dominionist" who thinks the federal government is trying to turn us all into serfs
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(336)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because we just found out PR companies have been editing their clients' Wikipedia pages to make them look better
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lex Ky family business owner falls while carrying 20gal pot of boiling peanut oil. Drew's hoping folks might be able to help out (DIT)
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(148)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns not only used to be good, but they were a dynasty, and virtually revolutionized the sport. Seriously. Quit laughing
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: You may finally get trickled down on
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(91)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arkansas is up in arms that someone can write down another person's license plate. Wait until they find out about Google
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to build your own PC (in 1991). Ah, the good times
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(76)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just in case you have no idea about what kind of crazy just took the primary from top Republican Eric Cantor, here's the low down on this unknown economics professor
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(312)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
16 employees of Cedar Point Amusement Park tased, arrested for utilizing downtime from sewer main break to hold a 3AM melee in company housing. All those damn Dutch kids from Grand Rapids
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(63)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Naked guy and other abuses cause landowner to post her land (w/sfw pics) (18)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Simple geography shows that long before Scottish rockers "The Proclaimers" walked 500 miles, much less 500 more, they would have bloody well drowned
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(68)
 
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down California's laws that protect teachers from being fired over things like pregnancy, ethnicity, and insanity (working in low-income schools)
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(104)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Are you tired of crap editing? Shaky cameras ruining scenes? Movies that are trying to be too intense for their own good? Well I say we have a style of filmmaking for you
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(51)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft says it has a prime Wii U title developed and ready to hit shelves, but it won't release it until the Nintendo console sales are no longer in the toilet. Until then, company says, Wii U owners can enjoy another version of Just Dance
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man sells cheating wife's wedding dress online: "This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate." Not that he's bitter
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best homemade burgers in the world include ingredients such as beef marrow, buttermilk, oxtail and beetroot. It's BBQ season - share your own
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(51)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
NPR stations given heads up that network will refer to California Chrome's ownership group "Dumbass Partners" on air without bleeping, and that they should handle offended church ladies as appropriate
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(58)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Brown bear in Spanish wilderness faces castration for having too much sex. With representation of what a brown bear having too much sex might look like (SFW)
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fred Goldman says that OJ's lawyer Robert Kardashian had evidence that would have easily convicted OJ of the murders of Goldman's son and Nicole Brown
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(136)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
If NHL teams were the houses in Game of Thrones. Tyrion and Joffrey would look pretty good with Jon Quick and Dustin Brown jerseys, respectively
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(15)
 
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon can officially be crowned "King of Late Night TV." This is why we can't have nice things
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(100)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Armed suspect disappears after jumping roofs in North Hollywood, schools on lockdown, police asking for assistance and caution from public. UPDATE: Suspect arrested after barricading himself in North Hollywood home
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(197)
 
(Enfield Independent)
 
 
 
Owner of Big Bluff club jailed after cops discover it was front for poker tournaments
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Badly behaved dogs have better relationships with their owners than ones that don't raid the garbage, chase cats and get into losing fights with porcupines
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(56)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage shows up at a Guns N Roses concert wearing his own meme T-shirt, your argument is invalid
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(102)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman, 68, was publicly banging her 49 year old boyfriend in the town square. With "you might if you were into the whole geriatric thing" mugshot
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A timelapse I shot of a supercell in Wyoming spinning down a funnel. (Funnel starts at 4:58, video links to that time)
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(38)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman who burned down 3,500-year-old tree while high on meth gets no jail time
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(61)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You should sit down for this absolutely shocking news: the Las Vegas shooters were known for spouting white power propaganda, bragging about their extensive gun collection, and joining Cliven Bundy in his standoff against the BLM
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(481)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but Kansas officials might have distorted the truth as to the source of their budget woes. Thanks Obama
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(73)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Downy releases new ad campaign about hugs and gay marriage. Of course, some may be switching the paper they wipe their toilets and sinks with over this in outrage
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(55)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned as 63rd Miss USA, and yes, she is like, totally hot
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(93)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City strip club hides its Totally Nude, Barely Legal signs so Republicans checking town for GOP 2016 political convention won't be offended
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(61)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi makes overtures to buy the Buffalo Bills and move them to Canada, so the city of Buffalo decides to ban Bon Jovi from setting foot in their town. Tag is for Buffalo city officials
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(90)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Capitalism can bring the price down, making it less expensive to purchase a finished product. Oh, and Missouri isn't #1 in meth production. THANKS MEXICO
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(28)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg hold off Hamilton? Can Vettel maintain P3 with the Williams breathing down his neck? Your Grand Prix du Canada discussion thread
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(315)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Police on trail of gang breaking into restaurants and clubs bring down ring of pregnant burglars. No word on what they were expecting
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(28)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Because when you want a premium $115 bottle of bourbon with locally grown corn, you think: A) Kentucky B) Tennessee or C) Brooklyn
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
California Chrome's owner crying like a five-year-old who just lost a game of Candy Land
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(94)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for you aspiring pimps - keep your business cash only. And calling your girls "clowns" isn't the brightest move, either
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(32)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man with what police describe as a 'golf addiction' steals $9,200 worth of golf equipment, leaving Pro Shop owner teed off
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whose world, other than your own, would you most like to live in for a day?
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(97)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Downton Abbey has resulted in an increased demand for butlers
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(77)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can California Chrome pass the Test of the Champion, or will an upstart filly steal the carnation blanket? Mix up a Belmont Breeze and place your bets: The Triple Crown is on the line at the 146th Belmont Stakes (post time 6:52 ET)
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(294)
 
(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Industrial park in Eastern Canada on lock-down. Police surround area with weapons drawn. This is not a repeat from Wednesday
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(104)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British town shut down by massive spill of ... mashed potatoes? (pics)
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(35)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago, a city known for its ability to make every single food perfectly, presents a guide on grilling the perfect steak. A-1 mandatory, of course
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(186)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you like that Federal courts are striking down same sex marriage bans, you have Justice Antonin Scalia to thank
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(93)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
♫ Who can chase the burglar? Hold him down for you. Keep him for the cops and take his knife away, too. The garbage man, the garbage man can ♪
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(23)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Operation Choke Point" is an effort by the feds to put pressure on the banks that provide financial services that make sleazy, predatory, and illegal, businesses possible. Which explains why payday lenders are suing to shut it down
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCain earns the rare and coveted "Upside-down Pinocchio" from the Washington Post fact checker for going Berghazi
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(88)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to build your own planetary rover? Of course you did
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's legacy after five years: no significant legislation, a government shutdown that cost billions, an ironic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham," and a bunch of old white guys that shout at clouds
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(iAfrica)
 
 
 
On the downside, you're going to prison. On the upside, the court formally acknowledged that you have a big penis
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Grown ups should not read young adult fiction," claims pretentious asshole who has never known the joys of reading Coraline or The Fault in Our Stars
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Donald dismisses complaints about his giant new "TRUMP" sign in downtown Chicago. "As time passes, it'll be like the Hollywood sign"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever noticed the hidden messages in famous sports logos? Alright Chicago Bulls, you got me. Mind blown
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(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Dude makes, then somehow manages to eat, 12 lb monster burrito packed with over 9000 calories. In some parts of the world, this is also known as "food for a year"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stand Down Moncton (w/video)
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apple could eliminate the iPhone's inexpensive, ubiquitous headphone jack in favor of its own proprietary connector. How, you ask? Beats me
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(147)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Either President Obama just got smacked down by the House GOP on the NASA budget, or President Obama just brilliantly trolled the House GOP on the NASA budget
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Maryland gubernatorial front-runner Anthony Brown would like you to know that the scantily-clad woman with her arm around a stripper pole who's photobombing his Las Vegas picture is most definitely *not* a stripper
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The owner of the Oakland A's is reportedly close to making a deal that would keep the A's in Oakland Coliseum for another ten years. Making this the worst decision made by the A's since they traded Carlos Peña
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
European stocks dodge blue shell as Super Mario Draghi brings sledgehammer down on deflation by cutting ECB interest rate to -0.1%
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
A police department for an entire town decides "FARK it, we're done"
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