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500 headlines found matching 'own'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(Kill Some Time)
 
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Because nothing adds to the solemn reverence of your wedding better than having the best man's pants fall down
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Having a kid with Down's? You're a monster if you allow it to live
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
41 years ago today in a once obscure Texas ghost town, ten plus musicians gathered together and recorded arguably one of the finest live shows ever. ¡VIVA TERLINGUA
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(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE FINGER WRESTLER: Obscure German Sport Gives The Finger To Normal Sports. While Wearing Lederhosen.
 
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that if America votes for a Republican Senate this November and makes him majority leader, they can look forward to lots of veto showdowns and government shutdowns over the next two years
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(19)
 
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Cal State San Marcos goes on lockdown after man is seen carrying umbrella in rainstorm
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're probably trying to downsize too much if you end up with a home that is so small it can be towed by a bike
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National GOP to its VA brethren: Hey, guys? You know, we've got this big national thingy happening in November, maybe you heard of it, and we were wondering if you could maybe sorta tone down the derp until then. What do you say? VA GOP: NEVER
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops fail to inform one of their own about a huge prostitution sex sting dubbed Operation: Summer Lovin', feel kind of bad after they are forced to arrest him
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
That "Darren Wilson shot more times at Michael Brown than the entire British police force fired at suspects last year" fwd? Yeah, that's a bunch of bollocks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's terrible to see a whole family struck down by affluenza
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Tue August 19, 2014
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Trying to get Bill Murray to a film festival for his own movie isn't as easy as it sounds
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh reveals the truth behind Michael Brown's death: Obama personally ordered Darren Wilson to execute the kid in order to incite race-fueled protests that would distract the country from Benghazi and stop the Republicans from impeaching him
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Ebola patient downgraded to diarrhea patient
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Steampunks design their own Star Wars AT ATs, universally acclaimed as a game changer: "It would be the slowest thing in the galaxy"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Good news: only 10% of the chemicals in fracking fluids are toxic to mammals. Bad news: there's another third whose toxicity is completely unknown
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Source in Ferguson PD says that more than a dozen witnesses have backed up officers Darren Wilson's account of the Michael Brown Shooting. No word on who these 27 witnesses are, or when the 53 witnesses will make statements. Reporter has backtracked
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar takes a few minutes off from creating her own race of mutants to robocall Arkansas about THE GAYS
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Notre Dame's DeVaris Daniels denies cheating, says his name is on his own papers ... right after he was done with all the cutting and pasting
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
♫ Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes. Another shot is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat; there's no doubt, you're in deep ♫
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Dakota Fanning is all grown up and turning heads in NYC
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(46)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"In any case, neither the employee nor the store owner called law enforcement-something that would surely happen if Brown committed a "strong-arm robbery."- Video that may show Michael Brown paid for the Cigarillos
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket's current management overpays Boston Sword and Tuna nearly $500k for products. Boston Sword CEO not sure if they are incompetent or trying to sabotage their own company, but he's certain that it smells fishy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post reports Michael Brown had that devil weed in his system, quoting an unnamed "source familiar with the county's investigation"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Who are you going to believe, your brain or your own eyes?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for some earth-shattering news. Are you sitting down? Take a deep breath. Ready? Here you go - the September cover of Vogue features a photo of fashion models
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It will cost you nearly a quarter of a million dollars to raise a child born in 2013 to the age of 18. In other news, have I shown you my vacation photos from Tahiti?
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(149)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grown man gets helplessly stuck in a baby's high chair. Friends rush to help with mashed peas and carrots, a spoon for the airplane to land
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why escaped Ebola patients is terrifying because now we need to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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(162)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: Burglars break into home, leave note reminding homeowner to lock his doors
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Brown autopsy results are in. If you guessed 6 shots, you win
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Sun August 17, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like the 101st Hoverround Brigade may have its own core problems
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(io9)
 
 
 
It seems all the excitement over Disney releasing the unbastardized versions of the original Star Wars trilogy on Blu-Ray is premature; Fox owns the rights to Episode IV forever and won't relinquish the rights on V & VI until 2020
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thug wannabe steals woman's cell phone. Woman chases him down and holds him for cops. Kid's mom upon seeing pic of son being detained: "Why is she touching him like that?"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The cast of Downton Abbey have turned the water bottle gaffe into an excuse to raise money for charity
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Sat August 16, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Meet the star pitcher for the team from Tennessee in the Little League World Series, Blake Money. Now meet his siblings, Morgan, Logan...and Cash. (w/"I'm never living down my name" screenshot)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For decades, women were the primary buyers of men's underwear. But men today buy about 70% of their own underwear, which is why Jockey is using Babe Ruth, Buzz Aldrin and George Patton to sell the things
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(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Rum Day. Put down that beer and grab a mojito
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In Florida, the cops can come inside your own home kill you over $2 worth of pot, and still be "acting properly"
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Original Dogtown Z-Boy skateboarder Jay Adams dead at 53: "You didn't quit skateboarding because you got old, you got old because you quit skateboarding"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Couple look forward to a long and happy marriage after husband gets court order to make his wife take down their honeymoon photos from Facebook
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It turns out, Michael Brown might not be as innocent as some had been claiming
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(9 News)
 
 
 
SWAT team dresses up as superheroes and rappel down Children's Hospital just to give a bunch of sick kids something to smile about
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"David [Gregory] has shown a remarkable gift for holding leaders to account and getting answers on issues." NBC News head announcing Chuck Todd as the replacement on Meet the Press. My cable provider does not supply me a feed from that universe
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, 'cause they're about to be releasin' the name of the officer who shot Michael Brown (by 9 a.m.)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good citizen will help the police track down and apprehend violent criminals, even if they happen to be that criminal
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Participants in Canadian men's beer leagues facing charges of aggravated assault for throwing clean bodychecks, along with lifetime bans on owning weapons, so keep your head up at the blue line, eh?
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Many cultures have their own Rites of Passage into adulthood. This is Wisconsin's
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(50)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
The game that got so popular it cancelled its own Kickstarter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fossil remains of at least 47 pterosaurs with wingspans ranging from two to eight feet discovered. "The causes of death remain unknown." Thank you, CSI Triassic
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
What nobody tells you about owning an electric car. This is good reading for when you and your stupid Volt are on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Town vaguely looks like a penis. The Daily Express is there
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know that sailor who stuck his tongue down that nurse's throat in Times Square on V-J Day in 1945? Turns out he was one of the day's less-obnoxious celebrants
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Posting videos of your drunk friends to Facebook can be hysterical, especially when you're a grown woman and your friends are teenage boys from the neighborhood
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bond villain like accent? Check. Former martial arts champion? Check. Former stunt woman? Check. Current well known female director? Check. Ok, it's time for Lexi Alexander to become the first woman to direct a Marvel movie
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(48)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Denim sales down 6% as consumers with good genes want better jeans
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity can't figure out why everybody's down on the police these days. Why, he's never had anything but positive experiences with cops. And *that's* coming from an obscenely wealthy, white, celebrity
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent trolls get their hand slapped by Federal Judge...just as sort of a warm-up for the full-blown butt kicking the State of Vermont has planned
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(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Anonymous released the name of the cop who shot Michael Brown because we apparently only get transparency from hackers (Update: Anonymous apparently named the wrong guy, link is dead)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lake Mead's water level drops to historic low. Las Vegas mobsters now use hotel room bathtubs for their victims while awaiting a good downpour
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet "184," the first test-tube baby penguin. It is unknown on if he will join a physically-deformed villain plotting world domination
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(20)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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Wed August 13, 2014
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down
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(17)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bad Day: You get hit by a car while riding your motorcycle. Worse Day: It's a hit and run. Fark: You get shot in the chest by your own gun while crashing to the ground
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hacker group Anonymous "found" the St. Louis, MO. police dispatch recordings for the afternoon Michael Brown was shot in Ferguson
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, shut down the highway
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(34)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Dude abides... by his wife shooting down the whole running for Senate idea
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(31)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Soft Rock Cafe, a small-town bar in UK, told to change its name by US restaurant chain Hard Rock Cafe
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(13)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Just how segregated is Ferguson, Missouri where an unarmed black teenager was shot on Saturday? Well let's just say it's been a "powder keg" of racial imbalance for decades. Here's a by-the-numbers breakdown that will light your fuse
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase
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(451)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Design team builds windowless aircraft that looks like it has a transparent skin when you're inside it because you needed your mind absolutely blown today
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(23)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After years of claiming the exact opposite, advocates of the Keystone XL pipeline vehemently deny that the pipeline will increase the global supply of oil or drive the price down, after a new study questions the project's impact on climate change
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(105)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Owner of Legal Sea Foods would like you to know that just because he has dozens of restaurants all over the East Coast all serving the same bland seafood to the same bland customers, he is most definitely still not a "chain"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One in ten Americans say they never trust the government. The other nine still have some trust left, also believe Lucy will actually let Charlie Brown kick the football
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(151)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(39)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey town to spray grape flavored chemical fog to scare away birds. Scientists say it's made from a mix of Nerds and Jolly Ranchers, distilled grape juice, fermented Dimetapp, and a scoop of Big League Chew and Kool Aid
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(73)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley showed up to Billy Joel's concert at Madison Square Garden. So, naturally, Joel went ahead and serenaded her with Uptown Girl (w/video)
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(38)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British police commissioner breaks off radio interview to chase down and arrest a pair of thieves in the street. You don't need to carry a gun to be hardcore (pics)
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(32)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Owner of $500,000 Lamborghini just the latest driver to fall victim to England's terrifying "Musselburgh Black Spot" (pics)
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(41)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Statistics tell us that about 1 in ten people are gay. Which means that probably at least two of the infamous "clown car" clan of Duggars is. Well, I think we now know the identity of one of them
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(87)
 
(Antimusic)
 
 
 
Move over Tony Robbins. Get out of the way Zig Ziglar. There's a new motivational speaker in town, and his name is.... Bret Michaels?
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(30)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"If you ask me, this country's been going down hill ever since that Marxist Lincoln and those socialist Republicans took over and ended slavery"
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(144)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The woman who angrily dresses down a man for daring to open the door for her is the Bigfoot of feminism." Here's how to handle her
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(375)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fans say baseball is too slow. New hotness: Owners voting on a new commissioner say baseball is too slow
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(48)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A pair of hapless thieves were hunted down by a crowd of 40 angry rugby players after the team dressing room had wallets, cash and iPods stolen. "I think these two picked on the wrong guys," team spokesman says of thieves
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(20)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Parents give their son a jump start on having his own superhero lair
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(59)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man is arrested for choking his girlfriend, pouring hot coffee on her, cutting the back of her leg, threatening to kill her with a knife to her throat and slamming her down on a glass table. All because she cheated on him in a dream
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal plays a benefit concert for the rebels who shot down MH17. Dumbass tag doesn't seem strong enough
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(184)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: US airstrikes in Iraq won't accomplish anything. Today: The Kurds retake two towns from ISIS with US air support
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(169)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This mouse has a nice way of asking its owner to open the door
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(25)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Google Street View car crashes going the wrong direction on a one-way street. If there was only some place they could have downloaded a map
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Once pegged as a great plot to drive votes in November, GOPers are already bored with the "Sue Fartbama" schtick. The question is what red meat could be thrown in front of them to regain their attention
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(204)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not news: The NFL says if the TV Blackout rule is not renewed, NFL owners may go from barely scraping by to flat out broke in no time. Fark: NFL owners made $9B last year
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, for the paltry sum of three quarters of a billion dollars you can own the largest contiguous ranch in the US complete with 510,000-acres and all that comes with it
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(91)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A NYPD union rep is telling officers to go by the book as a means of slowing down work in protest of the oppression of officers who used a chokehold that is expressly forbidden by the rule book
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(85)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Proving that Snickers fans are way too old to be down with the youth, newest Snickers bar to be named "Snickers Xtreme" which replaces nougat with extreme overload of peanuts. Presumably endorsed by Tony Hawk and Poochie
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Own this $3 million land yacht and be the envy of... no one
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(135)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As Ebola spreads in Lagos, President Goodluck Jonathan contemplates shutting down everything, changing name
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(58)
 
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Famous F1 driver manager: If you have to ask your team to demand your teammate slow down so you can catch up and pass, you're a farking wimp
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(9)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Nude Sport Games 2014 held in Malaysia has caused outrage, OUTRAGE and now the police are hunting down the foreign participants for "obscene acts." And no, this is not going to be the next episode of Naked and Afraid
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(41)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Remember that Congressman from TN who ran on a "pro family/Pro-life" ticket but it was then revealed that he had had six mistresses and arranged abortions for one them and his wife? Well, outraged GOP voters have thrown him out-by two votes
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This fall's hottest fashion: take a chainmail gown, add a half-million volts of electricity from some Tesla coils and watch the sparks fly (pics)
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US town of Boring preparing for twinning festival with British town of Dull. It's not expected to be much of a party
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British police raid pub after pub owner's twin sister mistakenly lights the Grail-shaped beacon
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(36)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Argument over golf rules involving "casual water" leads to a beat down with a 3-wood, a golf course melee, and two dumbasses in jail
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British town engineers redesign old stone bridge so vehicle traffic can never damage it by reducing traffic to two lanes so narrow that a motorcycle would have trouble staying between the curbs (pics)
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP senator demands ad be taken down because: a) it's untrue, b) it's incredibly negative, even for the GOP or c) it shows the candidate smiling with her opponent and we can't have that shiat in an election year
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Do your job, Mr. President - John "I can't control my own House so I drink myself silly trying to forget the Teatards" Boehner
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(111)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Why you don't have to be scared of robots any more. Clowns are another story
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(18)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hands down, this is subby's nomination for Mugshot of the Week: the guy accused of stabbing his son with pliers
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Shades Generator (very Not safe for work): "The ectoplasm was oozing down my chin and onto my top bollocks. It was bliss having his mutton dagger probed inside me again; stuffing myself with a lightbulb just didn't get my stench trench gushing anymore"
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(41)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Politifact)
 
 
 
"It cost us more to shut the government down than to keep it open." - Rand Paul
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(90)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
69-year-old Massachusetts man busted for blowing leaves in the nude while several cars slowed down to take pictures. If anyone finds those pics, please don't post here
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas teen faces life in prison for making pot brownies
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(225)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know, I was just thinking that I've never seen Brown flip-flops that looked good. Then I read the article
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Electric traffic light turns 100 years old, which is now the same amount of time it takes to make it down 7th Avenue on a Friday afternoon
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(20)
 
(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
The 10 friendliest cities in America are out, and the South reigns supreme. So long as you're not gay, a minority, anti-war, pro-marijuana legalization, an atheist or even marginally sane when it comes to gun rights, head on down
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(319)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is still one town where children have paper routes, and of course it's in Iowa
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(62)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch no longer wants to own 21st Century Fox AOL Time Warner Seven Arts Kinney National Leisure Services
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(20)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wikipedia and photographer battle over who owns the copyrights to a monkey selfie. I submitted this because I really like the words "monkey selfie"
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(144)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The owner was in the back seat, wearing nothing but a straw hat and a set of false teeth that had been skillfully attached to his private parts"
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(21)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Fun facts about Swiss cheese: The holes are called "eyes." Swiss cheese without the holes is called "blind." And our favorite, trying to steal four huge pieces of Swiss cheese by stuffing them down your pant legs, well, that's called illegal
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After dying many times on screen "Scream Queen" Marilyn Burns shuffles off this mortal coil to that big scary isolated cabin in the sky with 4 teenage friends (at least one of whom is a virgin) whose van has broken down
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(27)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC throws down the gauntlet for white rights
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to ban flights of European airlines over Siberia, causing a drop in the shares of their own carriers, which would lose fees paid for the use of these routes. Ta-Da
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(65)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Darryl Strawberry says that maybe, just maybe, the head of a cat owned by a teammate's girlfriend didn't fall off all by itself
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(23)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft down to 6.8 million subscribers, which explains why I see fewer pasty, red-eyed fat guys wearing wrist guards and Depends tweaking out on Tuesday mornings
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(117)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky State University President donates $90,000 of own salary to lowest paid employees
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's largest bank, HSBC, all butthurt and whiny after record fines for its own misconduct mean their profit drops to $12.3 billion - for six months to the end of June
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(17)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Humans discover, accidentally kill, previously unknown species of dolphin
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(38)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
While the United States still struggles with parking and taxis, Finland is creating a smartphone app-based transportation exchange of the future which aims to eliminate the need for car ownership altogether
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(131)
 
(Democratic Underground)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's brain trust has boiled down the complex political landscape into a choice everyone can understand
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(132)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock says that he doesn't even farking know the farking people on either farking side of the farking Insane Clown Posse lawsuit, and he most certainly does not farking have their glass farking dildo
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(40)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Total known Babe Ruth archival film footage increases from one hour to one hour and 30 seconds
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(21)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
It's like fiiiiiiiiiiiiire, at your own firehouse
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(18)
 
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Pregnant women who are already anti-vax now refusing routine pre-natal vitamin shots that provide their fetus with trace substances mothers can't manufacture on their own
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New GOP presidential darling has stepped up to the 2016 mic. He's created his own PAC, has garnered $8M in campaign funds, and may only run if the GOP wins the House and Senate. Because who wants to deal with conflict and opposition?
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai junta bans computer game that allows players to run their own fictional dictatorship because "some parts of stories within the game affect Thailand's situation"
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans disapprove of their own member of Congress, would rather see demon spawn of Fidel Castro and members of Nickelback run the country
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(146)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline didn't lose your luggage. Downside, the luggage compartment was infested with maggots. (Bonus: No motherfarking Snakes on a Plane joke)
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(15)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man writes his own obituary, goes out with a laugh "at room temperature"
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(65)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Because breakdowns and overflowing toilets aren't exciting enough in the Gulf of Mexico, cruise line now offering the same thrills while dodging icebergs in the Northwest Passage
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(20)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Twenty facts you didn't know about cats, including the fact that they have their own day of the week now (not a slideshow)
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newspaper that brought down a President publishes a self-absorbed column on motherhood featuring the words "powerful pregnancy crotch sweat." Somewhere Woodward and Bernstein are rolling over in their graves
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(110)
 
(Sports Media 101)
 
 
 
Not news: well-struck home run ball exits Fenway Park. FARK: clears Lansdowne Street and rolls across the roof of the building next door. (with aerial video)
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As weird as it is with the music, the video for Turn Down for What is absolutely terrifying without the music
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(23)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion was shutting down Justin Bieber long before Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio made it cool
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grimes and McConnell share fancy verbal smackdowns at Fancy Farm picnic
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teenager in Aurora, Colorado trots around town carrying a shotgun, says he's free to do what he wants and to hell with everyone still concerned about the theater shooting; he has the Second Amendment on his side
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(1162)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Do you have $199,999 burning a hole in your pocket? Well then you could own the smallest house on the market in Tampa Bay (with pics)
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(70)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you thought Grave Of The Fireflies was depressing, don't read the news about Studio Ghibli shutting down
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(70)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Does the latest "Apple is so going down the drain without Steve Jobs" article on some tech blog read like it was written by a bot? Well, now, it could be
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(22)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When breaking into a house, do not make pot-laced brownies at said house
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(28)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scienticians drill down on social networks, determine they're still just a bunch of ones and zeroes
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(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town of Llanelli hosting its sixth eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, they're having a big, fun summer festival
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(8)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot what might be the most distant object known to science, a distant galaxy cluster called IRC 0218, and it's really, really, ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃʷᵃʸ
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(33)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
European gardeners forced to buy collision insurance before they are allowed to use ride-on lawnmowers on their own property
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(38)
 
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Spain to crack down on Magaluf, coastal resort famed for sex and booze crawls that lure downmarket tourists from UK and Ireland. "This has always happened, it happens now with these kids and it happened with their parents when they came in their day"
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Local government taking too long to repair damaged road? Just rent a farmer's field and build your own toll road
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another reason to lose weight: "The more a man's fattening belly grows outward, 'the more it eats their penis.'" Subby hasn't seen his own penis in five years, but he's got a really confused boner right now
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(84)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I'm going to play until I'm 45. New hotness: I'm too worn down to participate in training camp
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(11)
 
(Farm Futures)
 
 
 
Beef prices won't even start to come down until late 2015 and pork not until at least late this year. Your dog wants steak, but is stuck settling for chicken
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(76)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Remember that three-story "she cave" closet house? Turns out on the same night the owner happened to forget to arm the security system and even lock the door, burglars arrived and spent 40 minutes stealing $800K - $1M worth of stuff
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(123)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Facing a PR meltdown, Market Basket executives double down, deny paychecks to protesting store managers
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this clown guy
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verizon: Hey, we're gonna throttle the speeds of unlimited data customers during 'peak' hours; is that cool? FCC Chairman: So tell me...you morons like having that broadband ownership license, right?
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(27)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence breaks up with her boyfriend. Calm down, you still have no chance
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(67)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hey guys let's go test our new ferry in seriously big waves with the front loading ramp down, 'cause that would be uncontrolled bowel evacuationy fun
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you ever get bitten by a brown recluse spider, keep in mind that no matter how bad it hurts at that moment, in 24 hours it's going to hurt a hell of a lot more
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(73)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California GOP candidate decides to live a week as a homeless man. Daily Kos diarist has a problem with this because obviously Jerry Brown should be unopposed for re-election
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(154)
 
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture cracks down on the menace of unregulated seed libraries, thus rescuing the state from going full Somalia - too late for Philadishu, however
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(70)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(148)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
British town takes action against seagulls "led into a life of crime" by older birds
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There's "drunk" driving - and then there's "drunk driving a dump truck with the box up - taking out scaffolding on a bridge and causing major structural damage that requires a major highway to be closed down for days/weeks"
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(26)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Old-and-busted: 226 year old tiny town in Virginia, with ties to Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette. New hotness: Using internet crowdfunding to save itself
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Western Union (stop) 2Q earnings down (stop) on higher costs (stop)
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(25)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Author David Sedaris, who spends up to nine hours a day obsessively picking up litter on the roads surrounding his English home, gets a town garbage truck named after him. "He's a real local hero," notes mayor
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(43)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes that their new 4 1/2 minute inflight safety video prevents you from freaking out when the oxygen mask drops down and the plane is heading for the ocean
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(17)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
"50 Sheds of Grey." "'Get down on your hands and knees,' she ordered, 'and I'll take you places you've never been.' It was the strictest GPS ever." "'Smack the bottom hard,' she cried. 'I am,' I said, 'but the ketchup still won't come out'"
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(19)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Thieves steal a RV trailer and find out the Texas way that the owner was fast asleep in the back
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's fastest broadband can download a feature-length movie in 0.2 milliseconds, and no, you can't have it
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So if you see a biatchin' Camaro down by the lake this weekend, c'mon by and say hi to Uncle Joe. Look for the big-ass cooler and the pair of shorts on the rock, and the boombox blasting Molly Hatchet
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sammy Davis, Jr.'s address book to be auctioned off. No word on who he would have known at 704 Hauser Street in Queens
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(18)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Rand report concludes our octillion dollar F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is so awesome, IS SO AWESOME, it's useless and we'll go down in a firey ball of fail in an air war against China
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(123)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A breakdown of who's still smoking in the United States. Hmmm... confused and mostly uneducated Millennials with identity issues? *check link* Yup
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(256)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson gets ripped a brand-new orifice live on air by a news anchor who points out that his views on immigration violate the tenets of his own Christianity, and quotes the old and new testament to prove it. What the Fark: a FOX NEWS anchor
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(178)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP leaders beg Obama to make executive order on immigration in order to bypass their own gridlock, literally one day after voting to sue him for the same thing
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(125)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house
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(56)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At the last minute, the GOP has pulled their own bill on the border crisis, as they didn't have the votes from their own party
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(99)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Last fall, Obama did nearly everything he could to be thrown into the briar patch of a government shutdown in order to denounce the Republicans for shutting down the government." Helpful analysis of the GOP's decision to sue the President
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(177)
 
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
♫Aruba, Jamaica oooh I wanna take you, to Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go, oooh I wanna take you down to Roofie Island♫
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(45)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: workers upset after benevolent CEO pushed out of the job for his money-hungry cousin. News: workers stage a slowdown and encourage customers to boycott. Fark: it's working
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest tourism destination is Ukraine, where for £50 a day, you get a tour of the war zone including an armed guard for an escort and your very own body armor
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(31)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Have you given your smartphone, computer or network an actual name? Survey finds most people have, "and sweet Jesus, are those themes nerdy." Anyway, share your own here
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(50)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work. You need beer and real cigarettes. This is a rule
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(24)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
So you're being beaten down by a group of five and everyone is just recording it on their phones instead of helping, when suddenly Ray Rice joins the fray
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(42)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, also make sure that anything that might be detected by drug-sniffing dogs is flushed down the loo"
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fomrer Va Gov. Bob McDonnell seems to be resting his legal defense on the theory that his wife was a greedy grasping biatch who shook down those wealthy businessmen all on her own and he didn't know nuthin' about it
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(49)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Wildlife "sanctuary" under fire for pimping out animals for parties, including alligators to put in your pool, so that your kids can swim with them. Owner claims nothing wrong with it, or dressing like Hulk Hogan in drag
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(25)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Social media strategy experts recommend that small business owners build loyalty by encouraging their customers, especially young females, to post naked or near-naked selfies. The ultimate sticky strategy?
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(9)
 
(Waiting for Next Year)
 
 
 
Cleveland Plain Dealer turned down a trolltastic full-page ad from Heat fans to LeBron
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(54)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Karl Rove: How dare the Democrats use the stupid crap we Republicans stirred up to appease our stupid base for their own fundraising
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(207)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted your own military landing craft the Army is auctioning one off this week. Bidding is up to $45 (with pics of future Fark Party Barge)
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(81)
 
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur reviews successful digital communities and says FARK "is a great example of a community that has been able to maintain a cohesive identity as it's grown, unlike any other"
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(10)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently using your own property how you see fit is absolutely horrible and should be stopped at all costs. Yes, it's in San Francisco, how did you know?
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(228)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Two women decide to walk across a 80-foot-high railroad bridge. News: When a train comes they both lie down in the middle of the tracks. Fark: And somehow survive but probably needed a change of underwear (with video)
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(100)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The State)
 
 
 
North Carolina may have given in, but Best Carolina expects their gay marriage ban to be upheld because its wording doesn't bar gays from owning cars or houses
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For you soccer fans: a nifty breakdown of a near-perfect setpiece goal by Luke Mulholland of RSL; for you non-soccer fans, oh look, something almost interesting nearly happened in a soccer game
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(19)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Clowns involved in one-car auto accident. Dozens injured
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(17)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fast food workers vow civil disobedience over low pay, threaten to occupy restaurants, hinder business operations. Otherwise known as Monday
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's friends who own Seacrets in Ocean City kindly ask you to vote them Coolest Bar Ever in the final round of voting. Bonus: it kind of is
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(125)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas mayor arrested for official oppression by blocking a woman in her own driveway and suggesting she trim her grass. And by "trim her grass," I mean, "you know exactly what I mean"
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(102)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You can now buy shark repellent known as "The Shark Shield"
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(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The announcement of Sarah Palin's new channel brought out the snark on Twitter, as people came up with their own Palin-ized TV shows. Can you Farkers do any better?
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(649)
 
(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
See liberals, people will choose renewable energy on their own when you don't force them to
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(113)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Help... Drowning in Meow Chat... Invites. *Gulp*... Don't even... know what... the Fark... Meow Chat... is
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(44)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Believing Jon Gruber's off-hand comments about withholding Obamacare subsidies from states that refuse to establish their own exchange is like uncovering tape of Michael Bay saying there's nothing he hates seeing more in a movie than an explosion
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(136)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What should you do if you try to steal second base and overslide the bag? A) Try to get back quickly, B) Resign yourself to being tagged out, C) Steal third base after escaping a rundown
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(43)
 
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Pub owner loses watch, only finds it when his dog's stomach starts ringing last call
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(33)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYC deli owner made famous on David Letterman show: "What kind of a sammich is Stephen Colbert? It's got to have lots of ham in it whatever it is"
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 10 coolest coffee tables a human can own - not that you'd dare put a hot beverage on them
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(11)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"As the death toll from Ebola rises ever higher and the incurable disease is found in an airline passenger, a dance tune called 'Ebola in Town' is supplying the soundtrack to the fast-spreading deadly new plague"
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighter obesity is becoming a problem in the US, especially when the jaws of life have to be used to remove firefighters who become stuck in the hole while sliding down the pole
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(98)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
"I've been killing them for 57 days," said Hill. "I was saving them in a 5-gallon bucket, since then it's gone out with the trash. I was going to take it down there and show them, this is what I'm living with" (gross image warning)
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(61)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Owner of Boston's minor league team in Lowell, Massachusetts misplaces his $30,000 2013 championship ring at a Manhattan restaurant. Which is found and returned by life-long Yankees fan. In other news there have been reports of pigs flying
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(20)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this run-down facility
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer player scores goal from his own half of the field against Manchester United after spending the offseason kicking 50-yard field goals at Denver Bronco practice facility (vids)
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(29)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
World's Worst Arsonist: Confused man sets himself on fire attempting to burn down an occupied home
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog chases cat. News: Dog gets his leg caught in long grass on council-owned land and slips a disc. FARK: Dog's owner sues council for £5,000
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(63)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Blow-by-blow of a home invasion: "As I was dragging him out he went down and then came up and grabbed my nuts. He grabbed them really hard and it was really painful, but I had a lot of adrenalin"
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(51)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
So what does it look like when you duct tape a GoPro to a car tire, then drive around town? Ever see the end of '2001: A Space Odyssey'?
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(30)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars unveil world's largest HD display. The team hopes to find out what it's like to be blacked out in their own stadium
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(43)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
After 100 years, geologists finally think they've figured out how sailing stones in Death Valley move on their own (pics)
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(40)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Examiner devotes a long article to Drew Curtis, Wil Wheaton, Greg Koch and Stone Brewing's new W00tstout 2.0. Read it, since it goes down smooth and easy
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(2)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns fan who urinated on Art Modell's grave is identified after police view the streaming video
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just another day at Colts training camp. Notice the offensive plays, the defensive formations, the owner passing out $100 bills to fans. Wait, what?
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(16)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
MLB complains about the net neutrality proposal that could slow down live streaming. You know things are bad when even baseball is asking to speed things up
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(19)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: MH17 black box findings are consistent with a missile blast
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(99)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 12, Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown. Early prelims at 4:15 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 6 PM ET and main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox affiliate
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(263)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alexander Siddig, best known for portraying genetically enhanced Dr. Julian Bashir on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, joins the cast of Game of Thrones. And so does Jonathan Pryce, but he was in a crappy Bond film
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(112)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Towing company owner charged with twenty-nine felonies after he towed multiple cars from a parking lot because it was where people attending a homosexual-friendly event parked, and he (allegedly) can't stand gays
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(169)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The quick brown fox eats the hidden GoPro camera
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(23)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel, who Tony Dungy thinks is less distracting to his team than Michael Sam, has "alarmed" the Browns with his non-stop partying with celebrities and has fallen behind Brian Hoyer in the quarterback competition
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(68)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Do you live next to or close to a "zombie house" that's bringing your home's value down? Don't try contacting the bank that now owns it, they've forgotten about them
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Y'know how that airliner getting shot down last week was going to force Russia to re-assess their aggression in Ukraine and back off? Yeah, today they started shelling Ukraine and giving more weapons to the nuts who shot down the plane last week
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(170)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Pineapple upside-down truck
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
UN Secretary General to Hamas and Israeli forces: "This is wrong. You must stop fighting." Of course both sides lay down their weapons and hug each other
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(142)
 
(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pope Francis heads down to the cafeteria for lunch with the regular workers. In other news, there's a Vatican cafeteria
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(108)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House GOP's latest immigration choices include voting down the original funding request to prove a point and a resolution arguing that Obama caused the child migrant surge himself
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(124)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think you've got problems? Imagine living in Georgetown in an $8 million mansion that doesn't have a garage to hold your four cars, and there's not enough street parking, AND you even have to sometimes *shovel* in the winter
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(122)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
GOP Rep: IRS scandal led to the downing of flight MH17. Obama might as well have been the trigger man
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(113)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Coming this Fall-- one of the year's most anticipated sequels-- "Government Shutdown 2: Fark You Boehner Oh So Much"
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(95)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats offer several suggestions to improve the 'Sue Obama' bill in the House. All were voted down
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(170)
 
(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Owner of youth shelter defends her decision to require parents to pay if they wanted their children back
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire cast is reuniting for Firefly Online. Dry cleaners prepare for influx of Cheeto-stained browncoats
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(85)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This time-lapse video of objects being sanded down one millimeter at a time is mesmerizing
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(15)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When you post a network news report on You Tube, the network will drop a takedown notice to have it removed immediately, but if the network uses one of YOUR videos without permission (or even giving you credit)? Well that's just fine and dandy
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(67)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
80yo homeowner shoots fleeing intruder-assailant, and then finishes her off. "She says, 'Don't shoot me, I'm pregnant I'm going to have a baby' And I shot her anyway"
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(961)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
If you run over yourself with your own truck during a road rage incident, you might be from Florida
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(20)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Native Americans are "unclean vermin...who don't qualify as people"-- says man who pooped his own pants and stopped showering to avoid draft
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(304)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the government orders you to tear down a giant driftwood tower you built in the woods, you should react like any sane person and declare the land a micronation
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(29)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Beloved Market Basket CEO ousted in family coup has put an offer down to buy back his stores: "You get... NOTHING. You lose. GOOD DAY, SIR"
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(87)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In prison you learn real-life street smarts like how to shank a man, ways to make your own moonshine, and the art of couponing
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(18)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The government finally cracks down on stanced and hellaflush cars. Fark: The Quebec government
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(93)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(170)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times finds that Andrew Cuomo hobbled his own ethics commission, but at this point he could take bribes from Eliot Spitzer's hookers on the steps of the state capitol while screaming "Jeter sucks" and he'd still be re-elected
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(46)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: Mark us down for the glorious whole experience of 2016
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The wonders of technology: experience drowning through this interactive video. Headphones & full screen recommended
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(27)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr is too expensive for 'Iron Man 4'. Enter, Colin Farrell
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(195)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broncos' owner says he's going to forget all about the Broncos' 43-8 Super Bowl loss
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(91)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Owner of UK burger chain seeking lettuce, selling stakes
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(5)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headlines that Cure Hunger: "Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass sex toy in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit"
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(36)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog owner interrupts alligator's would-be snack
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ukraine shoots down two of its own fighter jets in order to make the rebels look bad
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(174)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Huh...turns out it's pretty easy to shoot down a passenger jet
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(71)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Even in Arizona they frown on you firing off your revolver into the hallway ceiling of your hotel at 3 a.m
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(31)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Are you stuck with a miserably hellish 2-hour commute to work? Well, you can kick your feet and whine about it, like most people, or grab some bootstraps and build yourself your own helipad, like this CEO. See, the rich really are smarter than you
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(74)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Homeowner gets his mortgage modified to lower payments. Company decides "lower" means $200 a month more. Homeowner gets awarded enough damages to pay off his house and several more
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(64)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Can you teach a baby to hold its breath by dunking it? YouTube says yes. Spectators say "hello, 911, a man is trying to drown a baby"
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Unlike Obama, Rand Paul doesn't want his kids to work for minimum wage. He'd wants them to get ahead the old fashioned way: by exploiting their father's political connections or forming their own certification boards to approve their credentials
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(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two bumbling brothers straight out of a Cohen movie try to rob a guy one of the brothers had known since the eighth grade out of a $13,000 jackpot he recently won in Las Vegas. With Cohen-esque results
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent's show canceled over "racist and hate-filled remarks," or what was otherwise known as "The Ted Nugent Show"
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's friends who own Seacrets in Ocean City Maryland kindly ask if you would vote for their bar as best bar ever in Region 3. Bonus: it kind of is
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(76)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Judo star will lead Team Scotland into the Commonwealth games opening ceremony in Glasgow, just to get right down to the drunken hand-to-hand fighting that is the starting ritual of any Scottish get-together
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(7)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are likely killing off Krusty the Clown. Oy
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(73)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?
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(8)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Reusing needles, syringes, saline solution, and vials of pain medication at a West Virginia clinic is called a "possible unsafe practice." It's unknown what would constitute a "definite unsafe practice"
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nick Griffin steps down as leader of British National Potato
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(33)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott approves natural gas pipeline to be built by company he just happens to own stock in
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(99)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
People in Detroit that have no water, rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure can sleep better tonight knowing the city just gave the Red Wings billionaire owner $200+ million for a new arena no questions asked
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(63)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
In order to expand knowledge of the outside world in North Korea, activists will download Wikipedia onto thumb drives and attach them to helium balloons. Finally, the starving peasants will have access to critical analyses of "Joanie love Chachi"
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(54)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Posting the store security video on Facebook of your recent theft is a good thing. It's even better when the thief simultaneously posts her own photos wearing the stolen items
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(43)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Microsoft Flight Simulator shot down by Warsaw Pact SAM Simulator
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US confirms that recordings released by the Ukrainian government of phone calls between a Ukrainian separatist leader and Moscow in which he admits downing MH17 are "authentic" which is code for "yeah the NSA was taping that call, too"
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(79)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Meet Wally Collins, a Phoenix restauranteur who beat out 130 other men, including his own son, to win Key West's annual "Papa" Hemingway Look-Alike Contest
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(34)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran given ticket for owning 14 therapeutic pet ducks, asks city to put the $150 fine on his bill
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(167)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rick Astley has let us down, deserted us
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(105)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Atlantic City, New Jersey is on the downward trend, but here is what it is doing to keep its reputation as a top casino resort town. Wanna bet it will happen?
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(57)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Wanna create an off-the-hook Guy-talian dish? With the Guy Fieri Dish Generator, you can book your own ticket to Flavortown, bra
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(73)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Accidentally hit the side mirror on my Tahoe? That's the thump of you under my tire as I run you down
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(42)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your Weekly Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows you just how many people were taken down by gun violence over the weekend. Looks like the North Side was the place to avoid this weekend
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(178)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'
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(77)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Five police officers opened fire on a driver who tried to run down a bicyclist that just happened to be a police officer
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(74)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"She became belligerent when told by the manager to leave, hurling condiments and a charity box at the staff behind the counter... she pulled down her pants and began performing a 'lewd act in front of Dick's' said police"
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(59)
 
(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Fair board turns down proposal to make condoms available back in the livestock barns, says 4-H projects getting out of hand isn't responsible for the spike in teen pregnancies
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(22)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Being the last doubleheader of the season and with a month of racing left to go, what kind of clownshoes are we going to see this week, and can we get a decent standing start this time? It's Race #1 of the Honda Indy Toronto (3:00PM EST, NBCSN)
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(241)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Does Dick Cheney believe his own lies? An analysis
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(148)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Rest area that was once famous for co-ed hookers and drugs now known for its poisonous snakes. I love you, Florida
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(61)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street shoots down Malaysia Airlines stock
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(7)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pouty husband sends his wife a spreadsheet detailing her failures in bed. It's a tough cell, but there's no accounting for taste. He just wants her to excel, not dropdown the mood. Maybe they should just sit down and have a chart. I mean, a chat
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(229)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Are you suffering from the agony of de feet? Well, it's your own damn fault
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(30)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten simple tools every car owner needs. List fails for not including duct tape
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(74)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The president is calling for an investigation, McCain wants to rush arms to the Ukrainians; but Sen Mark Kirk has a truly American suggestion on how to respond to the downing of MH17: Sue the sh*t out of the Russians
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(152)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma, where the gay comes sweeping down the plain
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(136)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate the birthday of Martha Reeves with some dancing in the street, Motown style
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Down and Dirty of Vagina Smuggling"
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(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Passenger airplane gets shot down? QUICK, RAISE THE PRICE OF OIL
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(13)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US stock market continues climbing ad infinitum thanks to companies, among other things, being their own biggest stock purchasers, in turn helping the USA climb back into its third largest stock bubble in history
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(61)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: the black box from the shot down flight has been found. Fark: by the rebels, who promptly sent it to Moscow for a thorough independent investigation
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(219)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Elizabeth Warren Fantasy" She strides into the Oval Office with nothing on but a pantsuit and the nuclear football. "Tell Scott Brown to come in here, I'll teach him not to call me 'professor' again"
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California city ready to fine residents for having brown lawns during one of the worst droughts in the state's history
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(112)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pro-Russian Ukrainian Separatist leader boasts about shooting down cargo plane moments after the crash of MH17, quickly learns that it's easier to kill 295 civilians than it is to delete a tweet
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(233)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prank 'eyewitness' on air on MSNBC says MH shot down 'by a blast of wind by Howard Stern's ass.' Unbelievably, TV host presses on, asks another question
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(148)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Politician's bizarre TV meltdown turned into epic music video with the addition of the right guitar tracks
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(14)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Amazon considers starting a revolutionary "Netflix-like" service to provide books, an innovative concept known to the rest of the world as "going to the library"
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a video of disabled dogs in canine wheelchairs able to play fetch with their owners again, and if that doesn't make you click, you're a flinty-hearted asshole
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Robbers chase man in bikini and high heels down the street. Police putting out a drag net for the thieves
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to call its third car the Model 3, instead of the Model E. Fark: Because Ford apparently owns the rights to the letter E, WTF?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Todd Akin sees the error of his ways, admits that women's bodies only shut down during legitimate cases of rape, but are still fully functional during regular old legitimate rape
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
For sale: Fortress-like home in NH owned by infamous family. Difficulty: may contain land mines, booby traps
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
When owning a unique, $8 million dollar supercar isn't enough for you, pimp it zombie apo style
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, poses as TSA agent, pats down women at airport. Apparently this is a crime if you do it pro bono
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Watchdog group: "Candidate Land, you've donated $3M to your own campaign yet your disclosure forms don't show that much money in any of your accounts. What's up with that?" Land: "See? Error"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman pleads not guilty in $20 million Saudi sheik extortion plot, will be charged with attempting a high stakes sheik down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Fire department bills dead man for his own body removal. Family says he'll probably just stiff them
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(Explore)
 
 
 
Once again it's time for brown bears vs salmon. LGT live cam action from Alaska's Brooks Falls in Katmai National Park
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Treatment derived from cat poop parasite fights cancer with body's own defenses
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(Short List)
 
 
 
A literary travel guide to the USA - book fans won't have been this excited since they heard Dan Brown had stopped writing
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(Short List)
 
 
 
KILL IT WITH FIRE is sound advice. Unless you're in your own house
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic faces something of a crisis in his career: by the time he can get an album out the old-fashioned way, a thousand amateurs have posted their own song parodies to YouTube
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German police shut down Europe's biggest counterfeit record-pressing plant. In related news, enough records are still being bought that i