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500 headlines found matching 'own'
Fri July 21, 2017
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I can't even remember why I opposed Obamacare," said Patrick Murphy. He thought Democrats "jammed it down our throats"
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Police now pursuing charges against five teens who filmed a man in Florida, just to watch him drown
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL owners reportedly pressuring Roger Goodell to suspend Ezekiel Elliott; "it would almost be a surprise to see Elliott not suspended at this point"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are eight worlds beyond Earth that might have life on them in our own solar system. But only two are planets
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
As glad as I am that there is a new Stargate series, the real announcement is MGM is launching their own streaming video service. Does every studio need their own streaming service?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When I was a teenager, I saw my dad with a hand down a friend's shirt at a sleepover. I blamed her. I have a daughter her age and when I saw my dad with her, I was repulsed. I want to blame him and never see him again. What do I do?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman wonders why her car has suddenly broken down, is stunned to discover dog hiding in the engine. With pic of dog with "did i do that?" look on its face
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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Thu July 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I can only walk 20 to 50 meters at a time. Pay me." "I can't walk on uneven ground. Pay me." "I suffer pain when walking long distances and need to sit down every 20 minutes. Pay me." ... "Oops, you probably shouldn't have seen that"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis city mayor: Revenues are up, so public schools can get their own crossing guards from now on. But we'll continue paying for guards for the private schools though
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns' stadium may contain flammable panels similar to the ones used on the London apartment building that caught fire and killed many people. But on the bright side, how many people go to see a Browns game
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French mayor of beach town forced to apologise for a rude plane banner that read "Go home f**king tourists" in English and Spanish
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After digging down under, archaeologists uncover new evidence showing Australia was colonized far earlier than previously thought
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
With the 'War on Drugs' and 'War on Terror' winding down in abysmal failures, conservatives undeterred by reality based outcomes forge ahead with the 'War on the CBO'
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
St Pete mayor candidate declares that Obama was reparations and African Americans need to go back to Africa. In Pinellas County, this is known as the ultra-liberal position
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi modifies its list of demands of Qatar. And yes, shutting down Al Jazeera is still the only way to achieve peace
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you drown during your river baptism do you go to heaven or hell?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trigger a massive, fleet-wide, multi-country "man overboard" drill because you ducked your watch? You'd better get down on your knees and thank your creator you are only standing in front of the Admiral's Mast and not a firing squad, sailor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE chief readies national sanctuary city crackdown
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
The good folks who brought you the Kalashnikov assault rifle have now created their own battle robot - which can learn from its experiences. But don't worry, Putin says it's perfectly safe
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Six cars of a freight train have gone off the rails in southwest Pennsylvania. Cars holding wheat, flour, and flammable materials overturned, proving that nothing good ever happens in Lower Turkeyfoot Township on the Hogback Road
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Crackdown proposed on bikini baristas. Look, if they're showing that, the bikini isn't doing anything
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Secretary Tillerson, your country has just experienced the largest state-sponsored cyberattack in its history - what are you going to do? SHUT DOWN THE CYBERSECURITY OFFICE
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(GQ)
 
 
 
During White House conference call on Iran, unknown participant randomly comments "My inflatable doll is a lesbian." Same guy may have called into Kansas Kia dealer's sales conference call in past
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like someone is feeling down in the dumps and needs a pick-me-up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After 8 percent plunge in TV ratings during 2016, NFL is doing something about commercials for 2017. Not improving them, but reformatting them so you don't reflexively channel-surf during endless ad breaks and downtime
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Tue July 18, 2017
(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
Jinder is bringing a prison. The Usos might bring their penitentiary. Breezango will get their FBI on. John Cena will be supporting the troops as he gears up for a flag match. I'm noticing a theme for the blue brand. Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kenny Rogers farewell concert to feature Little Big Town, Alison Krauss, The Flaming Lips and a couple of big balloons
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(Independent)
 
 
 
♫♫ "Traveling through the town of Dundrum. A knife-welding man, he met a Muslim. He wanted to be stabby, he made him nervous, He calmed him down and made him breakfast" ♫ ♪
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Republicans shutting down Federal agency that ensures election security
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists 'resurrect' ancient proteins to provide clues about molecular innovation, are hoping they can cut the process down to less than three days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia investigating the biggest threat to the country: A woman walking around town in a miniskirt
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Don't blink or you will miss it. Here are the smallest towns by population in each state. Ever been to any of them or lived in them?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Wanted: Billionaire to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll pay before we go. You must bring your own front court. I have only done this once before. CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NOT GUARANTEED
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says GOP will look like dopes and weak if health care bill fails. Insulting your own party is a great way to get yourself impeached
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but Trump's lawyer Jay Sekulow runs a shady nonprofit that raises hundreds of millions, has a board stocked with Sekulow's family members, and spends all of its money on a company controlled by Sekulow
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Mon July 17, 2017
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, drinks brandy, eats muffins, then falls asleep naked in owner's bed. Meth- not even once
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boat owners have the unusual obsession of using puns when naming their boats. Here's a collection of some of NJ's best and wurst
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You too can own your own Scottish island with a six-bed lighthouse cottage with no neighbors for only £325,000. The only catch is a murder that happened there 57 years ago
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fetch me my Brown Apron
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this.. ~sigh~ Hollywood has perpetuated some myths about swords and this video outlines 7 of them. ~deep breath~ I'm so very, very sorry you poor Katana-loving sumbenches
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Truck Function in Junction, what's your function? "Getting caught on wires and shuttin' down the city"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
California will go its own way concerning dealing with climate change during the Trump Administration, requires solar panels on all homes and windmills on all farms. Why yes, Clownhall has a problem with this
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Pagenaud on the pole and Dale Coyne's fix-it bills are approaching airbag recall levels. The clownshoes stomp through Toronto live at 3pm ET on CNBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inmate who couldn't find a job because of the tattoo DEVAST8 across his face has now received 45 job offers but turned them down because he is waiting for the 'right' one
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Autistic 13 year-old girl develops her own Siri-like artificial intelligence, stunning the tech world. Little Skye Net should have a bright future
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Build your own coffin workshops are raising a lost art from the dead
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The best thing about owning golf courses when you're the president is that you can use them to host fundraisers for your fellow Republicans and still get to personally profit off the event
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Guess the live-action Aladdin remake found some actors after all, including well-known Middle Eastern legend Will Smith
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cracks develop in field near Mexican town, releasing steam and ash and burning livestock. This is not a repeat from 1943
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Don't you fly first class, Princess?': Ann Coulter gets trashed for bratty Twitter meltdown over airline seat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists are excited after finding a 150,000-year-old baby tooth. Latest calculations show that the infant who owned the tooth is now owed $7 million by the Tooth Fairy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not that Senate Republicans don't *want* to be covered under their own health bill, it's just they want to make sure there's enough for everyone else
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawn care business owner told his lawn isn't big enough to operate
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Fri July 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner is down one lawyer, Donny Two Scoops hires another and a Hawaii judge says the family limits in the travel ban are bunk. It's time to watch Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The bad news for Fiat/Chrysler is the airbags in a whole lot of their vehicles don't work. The good news for Fiat/Chrysler owners is that it makes it easier for them get out of their burning car
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Woman in Los Angeles earns the crowns for worst selfie ever. All the crowns
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Smart staircase stores your kinetic energy going down, gives it back to you going up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have honey running down your walls, it might be because of the 35,000 bees living in your apartment
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Thu July 13, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Come check out the runway. It's a blast. You'll be blown away (graphic video)
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Police investigating graffiti wind up arresting some clown for drug possession
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Get your grill ready.. it's time to commence with the smoking of all the ribs. Which wood do you add to smoke it? Do you make your own sauce? Give us all your tasty meat
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Good News: Time Magazine gives Donald a real cover to hang at his golf courses. Bad News: Eric is going to want his own cover now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wild Turkey memorialized after being put down. Yeah, I can never decide if I love or hate the stuff, either
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Awww, Donnie Half Scoop never got to make it his own way. Sad
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wimbledon underwear crackdowns, not just for women anymore
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The man whose own corruption helped expose FIFA's even larger corruption, Chuck Blazer, dies at 72
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Known liberal lib libby rag The Weekly Standard says that by caving into Putin, Trump has damaged America more than any Russian propaganda ever could
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dear conservatives, no need to shoot up any pizzerias. Trump has already arrested thousands of elite pedophiles, stand down warriors for children, stand down
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember how when Donald Trump rode that golden escalator down to the podium to the cheers of hundreds of paid off "fans" and we thought we took one too many bong hits? Yeah, Russia was behind that as well. Also, there are tapes
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Heavy Machinery break down against the Authors of Pain? WHAT surprises are in store for the 2nd round of the Cueto Cup? CAN Subby make it home in time for "Wrasslin' Wednesday", starting @ 9pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Class ring found in lake, returned to owner 35 years after being lost. Owner now living in a cave, eating raw fish, chasing hobbit
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"There is now evidence that senior Trump officials attempted to collude with Russia," says well-known liberal MSM fake-news site the National Review Online
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: Joe Montana is not ready to crown Tom Brady the greatest QB in NFL history
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much does Meryl Streep love the Obamas? Well she does own a handbag with their picture on it
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"For those of you who pointed out the misspelled highway sign on I-29, we are aware. It will be corrected soon. We hope you're paying this much attention to the signs that say slow down, road crews ahead, and reduce your speed. Thanks"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Father thrown in jail for pretending his son had cancer. For the second time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'You have no evidence': Trump lawyer Sekulow's Donald Jr. spin gets shot down on CNN
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most searched classic cars in each state. Do you want any of them? Do you own one? What car do you so strongly desire?
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Y'all come on down to Bryant's Rent-All. We've got door-buster prices on tent and backhoe rentals, and this Wednesday only each auger rental comes with VP access
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
That time Joe Buck went down to Cabo and ate pot brownies like a freshman
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's office releases a statement reminding everyone that when Donnie Jr was having a sit-down with Putin's mouthpiece, Pence totally wasn't even part of the Trump campaign yet, yanno, just in case anybody was wondering...for any reason
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
AJ won the US title and it wasn't televised. Jinder and Orton prep for one of the worst gimmicks in WWE history. Cena waves a flag. At least this show doesn't really on ball jokes. Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apparently, yelling fake news constantly hasn't stopped the downward spiral of Donnie's approval ratings. Weird how not everybody has fallen for that
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
If you see a clown in Honduras, make sure you give them money
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
80-person human chain saves family from drowning. Link to the left, link to the right
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Microsoft font may bring down Pakistani government, resulting in a political environment Sans Sharif
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner: "I Love Trump." Trump: "Get out of the country"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rich coastal elites look down on you" Really reaching outside the box huh?
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(Some Forensicator)
 
 
 
Forensic analysis shows that DNC files were downloaded too quickly for an Internet hack
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Failing to see that horse has already left the barn, the head of the FDA says agency needs to put the smack-down on prescription opioid abuse
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by gator in gatored community. She shoulda known it would happen. Subby appreciates using same joke twice in one week
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man's attempt to choke a woman with her own sweater, shoot five rounds at her feet and threaten to kill her and three witnesses called "nothing out of the ordinary"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gee, and up til now Insane Clown Posse fans seemed so reasonable
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon, 44, signs with his tenth team, the Minnesota Twins ... adding to his list that includes the Cincinnati Red Stockings, Philadelphia Athletics and St. Louis Browns
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glaswegian mother uses social media to track down her son's stolen bike, confronts teenage thief and gives him a life lecture and hug, and finishes by creating greatest swearing Facebook video ever, all while rubbing her son's face in it. Ta da
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Cyclist on designated bicyclist route gets plowed into by hit and run driver. Driver turns out to be dean at local private school. Fark: Who witness claims had tried to mow down another cyclist a week earlier
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Firefighter outraged store flying Rainbow flag on July 4th holiday weekend, wants 'gay ass flag taken down' replaced with more appropriate U.S. flag or Confederate flag
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When will electric cars drive down mainstreet America? Probably sooner than you think thanks to new technology and lower prices
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bill Murray opening Caddyshack-themed restaurant near his hometown of Rosemont, Illinois. So they got that going for them, which is nice
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's Penske and Vodak dominating the front two rows, but the clownshoes are sure to run wild through the corn fields. It's the Iowa Corn 300 live on NBCSN at 5PM ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Biologist does "manliest thing ever" and saves bear from drowning. Bear reciprocates with invitation to pic-a-nic
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles, which used to host dozens of adult cinemas, is down to only two ... frequented by the 20 people in the entire city who have never heard of the internet
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having never heard of the concept of a cemetery, family fights with civic leaders to be able to keep a memorial to their dead son on a town-owned parking lot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan will not hold town halls for fear of protesters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An abbreviated list of everything Anthony Bourdain hates including pumpkin spice, clowns and Switzerland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
United damages 37,000 Euro custom computerized wheelchair. When owner refuses to sign a waiver absolving United of all responsibility, they further damage it, including ripping off one of the wheels and smashing the computer. Link goes to video
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The KKK are holding an armed rally today in my town. To combat it, various groups are hosting free live music, art shows and potlucks, in order to draw attention away from these hate mongers. What would your town do?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Amazon to sell its own wines. Because nothing says class like the subtle bouquet coming through the twist-off cap on top of the cardboard container
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 50 seafood restaurants in the United States. Is your favorite restaurant on there? What are your personal favorite places to chow down on seafood with lots of melted butter?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This Tesla owner needs to turn in his man card -- and learn something about car maintenance
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Thursday night in MLB - Cubs get blown out, Padres get blown out, Chris Sale strikes out 12 and still loses, and after a 3 hour rain delay Nationals give fans free soda, free bottles of water and free ice cream at the concession stands
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Explaining Japan's obsession with idols. "Homegrown Japanese music never entered anything like a grunge phase.... Rather than channeling painful emotions into genres like punk rock, idol culture instead offers escapism into an upbeat kawaii fantasy"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And representing America at this year's G20 is...CA Governor Jerry Brown?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend has disappeared into the US prison system and I can not find out where he is. He is no longer being shown as a federal prisoner. Any advice would be appreciated
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's leaks crackdown sends chills through national security world, R. Kelly inconsolable
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Family rents home off of Craigslist. News: Homeowner did not list house on Craigslist. Fark: Family cannot be evicted without going through long, extensive eviction process
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ex-Tour de France cyclist Robert Millar reveals her new identity as Philippa York. People were curious after she had the cross bar moved down on her bike
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
When Peyton Manning's team would get down multiple scores, he rallied them to victory. Just kidding. He begged the coach to pull him so that a real leader could take over
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to others why you're killing your own kids in Crusader Kings II, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing lately? Cleaning up old titles that you never beat? Playing new games you picked up? Tell us inside
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brave Oath Keepers shake down 4-year-old on way to movie theater in mall for $10, presumably for protection money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to sit down for this, but Mitch McConnell has just suggested that maybe, conceivably, it is within the realm of possibility that Republicans *DON'T* have the votes to repeal the Affordable Care Act
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg says he loves Jay-Z's new album "4:44.", even more than his own new album written at 4:20
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Thu July 06, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Imagine you're cruising down the freeway at 1 in the morning when all of a sudden you see headlights moving toward you, and you catch it on your dash cam
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chase Bank computer system goes down during the holiday weekend, inconveniencing all three people who still had money left in their ATM account
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(Latest)
 
 
 
Trump getting owned in handshake face-off with Polish First Lady may be the best snub 2017 has to offer
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin tests his new super limo that he is going to use for his own inauguration ceremony in 2018. It has a minibar and can travel even without tires
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Boomtown Rats to release new album after 30 years, (but not on Monday)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another formal ethics complaint filed against Kushner. This time for failure to list his ownership of an online real estate company called Cadre on his financial disclosure forms. Hmm "Cadre" what dystopian movie future is THAT from?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh accuses Stephen Hawking of "dumbing down" discourse on climate change
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Keon Broxton became the second Brewer in three days to Houdini his way out of a rundown. In the Orioles' defense, tagging is hard
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down before you read this but a Dallas Cowboy was arrested for assault
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Wed July 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clowns to the right of you mocking you with their hate, jokers to the left also mocking you ... here you are stuck in the middle as a liberal wondering what to do
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cat masters fidget spinner, wishes her owner would give her something more challenging, like a box
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Online study says Olathe, KS, is a better beach town than Miami Beach and Florida is not amused. Sorry Florida, but it's an online study. It's official
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Thief plays Grand Theft Auto for real, smashing several cars after jacking a lorry with a crane on top and making good his getaway after dragging a car down the road this morning
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Bobby Roode's title reign reach an un-Glorious conclusion? WHO will advance to the next round of the Cueto Cup? WHICH FARKERS nearly burnt their houses down last night? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what to do if you get bitten by a tarantula hawk? According to biologists, "lie down and scream." (With a helpful NOPE pic)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kumail Nanjiani, Aziz Ansari, and Hasan Minhaj are using comedy and their own life experiences to create films, sitcoms, and stand-up specials to show not all Muslims can be painted with the same racist brush, even in Trump's America
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not only do the majority of poor households own a refrigerator, but many are also using Medicaid to obtain extravagancies like wheelchairs instead of dragging themselves along on their crippled stumps like proper poor people used
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian men are getting down with cardboard cutouts
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
More people need to host BYOC parties (Bring Your Own Cutlery)
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Brabadoo, John Cena returns this 4th of July. Will he take down the returning evil Russian? Will he battle the evil Indian for the heavyweight title? Will he win the right to face the evil Canadian for the US belt. Man, SDL is jingoistic 8pm EDT USA
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Local religious group Sikhs to save their town's 4th of July fireworks display by donating $10,000 for the festivities, which will also benefit a children's charity
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It seems that not only did Chris Christie make the beach private he also forced six families who own cottages next to the beach to leave their homes under threat of arrest
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mazda tells 228,000 owners to immediately stop parking their cars on a steep hill
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Choose Your Own Adventure, Trump Foreign Policy Edition: North Korea fires a missile. Do you: A) Deploy a naval destroyer; B) Pledge strength with China and Japan; C) Mockingly Tweet to Kim "Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Whether it's pie crust, pork, brownies, scallops, eggs, or gravy, everyone has a culinary Achilles' heel
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
North Korea just launched its own fireworks display
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Mon July 03, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Venus Williams' visible pink bra violated Wimbledon's 'all white uniform' rule. Settle down, Wimbledon; it isn't like she killed a guy or anything -- oh man this is awkward
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What can communities do with the Confederate monuments they're all tearing down? Article has 3 ideas worthy of the Romero Institute --- I bet Farkers can come up with some more interesting plans. Maybe even a pic or two
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
E News host Maria Menounos steps down amid brain tumor battle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fernando Abad caught Troy Tulowitzki looking with an expertly thrown 63-mph changeup. Not Abad pitch at all
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Like Coachella for conspiracy theorists: Jared and Ivanka are partying at a house in the Hamptons owned by a Washington Post editor, with Chuck Schumer, George Soros, Charles Koch, Carl Icahn, and dozens of other politicians and prominent journalists
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The top 10 songs public radio can't stop playing, or else outraged listeners will set down their lattes on a splendid table and stop donating. Relax, friend, Jeff Tweedy has acoustified Wilco's overly intense "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
10 Downing Street on high alert after hearing rumors Trump could swing by the UK. Not to meet with Theresa May, but to take another vacation in order to golf, this time at his Aberdeen course
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Congratulations, New Jersey. Thanks to shutting yourself down, little kids aren't able to go camping this summer. So much winning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A question to ponder this 4th of July weekend: Will Obama go down in history as one of the greatest presidents of all time, or will historians view him as a mediocre president who only looked good because of the idiots who preceded and succeeded him?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put a beatdown on teacher pretending to be a perpetrator. It could have been worse; the cop said to her "I was two seconds from tasing you" (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Muslim doctor in a Minnesota town of 1,400 that swung to Trump is desperately trying to understand his neighbors and his place in the world
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's midtown forecast, warm and humid with a 50% chance of raining concrete
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Babe Ruth merchandise once owned by Mr. Tiger Blood sells for $4.4 million
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Darwin's dumbass of the week jumps in river and drowns right after cop warns him not to jump in river or he might drown
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NY Times reports on shooting in "downtown Arkansas", which is the kind of thing their copy editors would...oh, right
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An economist breaks down single-payer insurance. No one knew healthcare could be so complicated
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is adding a way to protect folder contents from ransomware. It's basically a dumbed down CHMOD
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The NRA will not apologize for the incendiary TV ad that has upset their own members in an attempt to incite a race war
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see a junkyard martial arts smackdown between a police dog and a demonic black cat from outer space today's your lucky day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The ASPCA's top foster dad in NYC is known only as Charlie. Over the past five years, he has helped raise 25 foster kittens, cuddling, grooming and getting them emotionally and physically ready for adoption, hopefully just in time for Caturday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So far, 24 states are refusing to comply with Farkface Von Clownstick's request for voter rolls
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Nike dumps its own digital marketplace, announces they are "partnering" with Amazon on direct-selling Nike shoes and apparel instead of letting third-party sellers just do it and steal their profits
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Keep it down out there, I'm trying to undergo meiosis
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida town plagued by 'triple-arse' graffiti:"This is not art. At all"
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
"We saw that his cleats had been blown off his feet. Almost like he was steam, or smoke, from where he was laying." Lightning strike survivors share their stories
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will WaPo one up the WSJ and drop the story they've been sitting on? Will Trump have an even better Twitter meltdown? Will we have a happy mood going into the weekend? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (5pm shoe drop)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A complete breakdown of "Silicon Valley's" title sequence detailing all its companies, in-jokes and Easter eggs
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
US: If only we had another country, where Russia interfered in their democracy, so we could see what was done, and how to better determine if the same was done to us. Ukraine: You guys better sit down for this one
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this shocking bit of news, but Van Jones says that James O'Keefe took comments on Russian hacking he made completely out of context in his video attacking CNN
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out your tasty salads. Do you like something light or do your salads tend to be hearty meals in their own right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania Trump confirms that she has no thoughts of her own whatsoever and whenever asked will agree with whatever her husband says on any matter, always
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The problem isn't big city or coastal elites who don't understand the plight of rural America. The problem is that rural Americans don't understand their own problems and don't want to
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans grow frustrated as their to-do list has grown longer than a f*cking Leonard Cohen album
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sportscaster James Brown feels good after losing 74 pounds and he looks like a different person, too
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Constituent to GOP Rep. Tom McArthur: "The first thing you said to us in Waretown: 'I'm not Donald Trump.' Well, I've got an orange wig; you may as well put it on"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What better place to get creepy advice about sex than your own parents
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fairfield Citizen)
 
 
 
If someone gives you your own counterfeit bills as a refund, perhaps it's better to keep quiet about it
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
As if Ken Ham hasn't screwed Williamstown, Kentucky enough; now claims Ark Encounter is a ministry and therefore exempt from paying 'safety fees'
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Recover dropped diamond ring. Step 2. Stash diamond ring in rectum. Step 3. profit. Unplanned step 4. Arrested. Ring returned to owner
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops go down for money laundering? Will Carter Page squeal like a canary? Will Jared sing like a pig? Does a Keebler elf leave nothing but fudge? THIS is your Trump administration scandal speculation/rumor thread. (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what can brown do for you? How about freeze your pension if you are a nonunionized worker?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." ― Friedrich Nietzsche. Huh, what's the going rate on phylacteries these days? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A Linux worm is turning Raspberry Pis into Bitcoin mining bots. [Facepalm] it can be prevented using a technique known as 'changing the default password'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Business owner claims she was personally offended after the TSA fondled her lobster. And thank god that's not a euphemism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Republican health care bill could be brought down by GOP governors
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's no time like the present to announce that you're running for president in 2020, Uncle Joe. There's no downside to it and hey, you get to be the de facto opposition leader right now
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom pushes her annoying youngster down a steep slope but she doesn't get arrested. Because she's a panda
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
BP doubling down on deepwater drilling despite surging shale. Not even Senor Spielbergo wants a piece of this sequel
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hanger deck catapults; one of the many, many reasons why World War II US naval aviators wore brown flight suits
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally-not-a-lobbyist Corey Lewandowski quietly inked a deal with Venezuela's state-owned oil company Citgo to represent its interests in the US, which may soon include getting the US to okay a sale of itself to Russian oil giant Rosneft
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bridesmaids being asked to pay for their own dresses. New hotness: Bridesmaids being asked to chip in for the bride's gown
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Who's peeking down from under the satellite, looking at traces found in the air, who's looking at mysterious airglow, everyone knows it's WINDII
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"If there is one thing we should all know by now, it is that whatever takes the place of a toppled regime is frequently no better and often even worse than the government that has been overthrown"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man dragging dead raccoon down road on a rope gets in argument with passersby that leads to shooting. That rural enough for ya?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Would it be possible for the blue states to get together to create a universal healthcare system for their own people? Issue state ID and then sidestep all the insurance companies. Set reasonable prices for drugs and refuse to pay more
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of numerous allegations of sexual assault of athletes, USA Gymnastics has completed an audit and concluded that they should have realized there's something creepy about grown men hanging around with young girls in leotards all day long
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just look at the Obamas, ex-presidentin' around the world like they own the place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly's ratings continue to fall as viewers decide that it's more interesting watching the countdown of the clock on '60 Minutes'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So looks like Erdogan is going to be down a few bodyguards when in Germany
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When suddenly, McConnell realized, "Wait. I have a couple of hundred billion dollars to pass around to buy off my own party members on health care"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You complain about receiving cold chicken. You have a discussion with the restaurant and the owner decides to refund you the money. That should be the end of it right?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of episode last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which proved while Madison was still kind of an idiot, she does want revenge. And it also showed why you shouldn't lie to Ruben Blades. [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
On the day he announced he'd participate in the Home Run Derby and defend his crown, Giancarlo Stanton gives a preview of things to come by hitting a laser beam of a HR
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds is on the warpath again, this time against 'pure garbage' written by 'clowns' at a security company
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan to air nationwide PSA through July 6, giving citizens "practical tips" on how to respond when North Korean nuclear missiles rain down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court declines to hear two Second Amendment cases and lets the 9th Circuit's rulings stand that when it comes to convicted felons owning of firearms, or permit requirements for concealed carry. A little bit of infringing? Yeah that's a-OK
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There are many ways to engage in some fun 'Mad Max' cospay. Cruising around town on your ATV armed to the teeth is not one of them
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss city wants to crackdown on "hipster-food" at public swimming pools. Fark: hot dogs
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The question isn't "Shut up and take my money," it's how far down on the list do you get before it's "Shut up and take my money"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Alt facts" Conway denies Medicaid is being cut under the ACHA, and that the cuts are Obama's fault: "Medicaid continues to be funded. Medicaid over time would be unsustainable and unaffordable because ObamaCare failed to bring the costs down"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Billy Joel gives graduation speech at his high school where he was one class short of getting his own diploma, denies it was driver's education
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's "prosperity gospel" preacher who owns garage full of expensive cars and lives in million dollar condo being indicted on multiple counts of federal tax fraud" brought to you by the state of NC. Bonus: Now lives in Florida
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Small Kentucky town elects dog as mayor. Fark: for the fourth time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BIG3- a 3-on-3 basketball league co-founded by rapper Ice Cube, starts off with a game-winning 3 and White Chocolate going down
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy embark on a road trip in search of God. But God has other plans and sends The Saint of Killers to track them down. The comedy turns deadly in "On the Road." It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Uber CEO needs a Lyft, Chris Christie breaking wind - er, ground, and what grownups are putting in their mouths these days. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-11 to Sat 2017-06-17
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Builder finds perfectly preserved 600-year-old long sword in a peat bog. The Knights who say Ni immediately put in claim of ownership
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ian Brown says the Stone Roses are officially done
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows in qualifying, can they keep the clownshoes behind them? It's the Kohler Grand Prix at Road America, 1pm ET on NBCSN
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"The blues ain't nothing but a good man feeling down." The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the essential blues albums that everyone should have in their collection
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time my town went Hollywood
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants to hear the fascinating story of Led Zeppelin's infamous backward masking? There's Alistair Crowley, outraged evangelists, and well known advocates of evil Styx even stops by to praise Satan. No mudsharks this time, sorry
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Bored and have no plans on Sunday? Why not travel on down to Washington D.C., where two separate alt-right 'free-speech' rallies will be held by white nationalist groups competing to see who can be the biggest douchebags
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Sat June 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Times trips over its own liberal hypocrisy with story
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(Symmetry Magazine)
 
 
 
At first I was like: "Wow. Howie Mandel has his own day now." Then I was like "WTF is a Howie Day? Then I was like "Cool: he must be brilliant or he wouldn't be performing at CERN, where Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented HTML and thus the web"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sheikh of Abu Dhabi said build me a mashup of a Mustang and a Ram 4x4 and Ford farking owned it
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Elwood: "Oh no." Jake: "What the fark was that?" Elwood: "The motor. We've thrown a rod." Jake: "Is that serious?" Elwood: "Yup." ... And here's a video to show just how serious
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brothel opens its own holiday sex resort. "Thank you, come again"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida contractor fakes death to dodge angry homeowners
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We survived another week. Let's sit down with a lovely beverage and Rachel tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord realizes that he has never hosted a tea party for Fluttershy. How hard could it be? Find out on My Little Pony - Discordant Harmony, last Tuesday in Australia. Don't forget to turn your TV upside down to watch it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Curtis Granderson's leadoff HRs in back-to-back games were hit at almost exactly the same time down to the second ... 7:11:09 pm and 7:11:11 pm
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
USAF Thunderbirds pilots can do amazing aerial stunts and close maneuvering. Landing in a heavy downpour, on the other hand
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bulgaria gets its first comsat, courtesy of SpaceX and a certified pre-owned rocket. The weather geeks give this a 90% chance of GO. Launch window opens at 2:10pm ET, live stream starts about 20 minutes before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Bachelor in Paradise" contestant contract revealed saying the show is not responsible if they are injured, suffer emotional trauma or are filmed while naked. Which are otherwise known as the show's plot lines
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Butt who's the graffiti artist who's behind all these ass drawings popping up all over town?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"#14: You must hand deliver a fruit basket to the King of Saudi Arabia each Ramadan. #15: You must renounce NASCAR and declare your loyalty to Formula One. #16: You must cut down the largest tree in Jordan with a herring"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are on the verge of developing a device that charges phones using one's own sweat. 17-year-old boys out on their first date rejoice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert soon to come down with a severe case of Polonium 210
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who better to hunt down Bonnie and Clyde than Tallahassee and Eliot Ness?
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You no longer have to have a gender in Washington, D.C., as anyone who's looked for balls on a U.S. Congressman has known for years
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Charter fined $13 mil for failing to provide promised broadband but fine print allows them to only pay $1 mil. And their excuse? Pole owners. Really
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(WIBC Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Indiana Congressman on local GOP appall-ogist radio program to assure us his wife is worth $240k part-time. Bonus: can't afford his own Indiana home and lives with Mommy when in state
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
64 years after the failed US-Iranian coup, we discover through declassified CIA documents that Langley told their Agent in Charge to stand down but he basically said: "Screw you, I do what I want. I'M A ROOSEVELT"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Butthurt snowflake Mike Huckabee goes on Fox News and cries that his beloved Pensacola Cross has to come down, tries to paint atheists as the butthurt snowflakes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't trade their lottery pick away? Which team gets to officially hate LaVar Ball? Will Knicks fans burn the city down? This is your 2017 NBA draft discussion thread (7pm eastern)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton gets tagged in a wild rundown ... by the left fielder. That's 6-5-2-4-5-7 if you're scoring at home
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Screaming man chases brazen thief and pins him down until police arrive. The 5-year-old thief is released on his own recognizance, but the man will be spending time in State Daycare
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
A breakdown of the awesomeness that is Road House. Tag is for what we have known for decades
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S crude producers: "Throw us a life preserver. We're drowning in oil"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Study, last week: We can totally power the country using pixie toenail clippings by 2055. Study, this week, same journal: The bong. They need to put it down
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Do you know what genetic Chimerism is? Meet one of only 100 people in the world who is known to have it
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
"Uber's business model is predicated on lawbreaking. And having grown through intentional illegality, Uber can't easily pivot toward following the rules." SHUT IT DOWN
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Car burglar doesn't exactly get caught with his pants down...but that oughta hurt
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Owner saves dog from getting bitten by a rattlesnake. Owner takes the bite instead. Your dog wants you to order a steak for that owner
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(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
Louisiana hunkers down and braces for possible closures of drive-thru daiquiri stands as Tropical Storm Cindy meanders in
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." -Ernest Hemingway. Man, the best I can manage some days is sitting at a keyboard and drooling. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your car's outside thermometer is about as reliable as a 5-owner Peugeot from a shady New Jersey car auction. Here's why
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To the left, the unlikely tale of a camera found in a Goodwill store that yielded pictures of Mount St. Helens erupting and a family photo that helped reunite the camera with its owners. To the right, what Farkers do with awkward family photos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Brown's family settles their lawsuit with the city of Ferguson, Missouri
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(NHL)
 
 
 
More hockey in the desert? Sure what the hell, it did give us AM after all. NHL awards? Sure why not, they have to be given out at some point. And (probably) Fark's own playoff hockey awards? NOW you're talking. Draft revealed at 10amET. A final SUP
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fire Controlman 1st Class Gary Rehm, three months short of retirement, saved 20 sailors from a flooding compartment on the Fitzgerald. He drowned after he went back in for the last six of his "kids." "He said, 'If my kids die, I'm going to die.'"
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
A Texas federal judge has to decide whether a painted body is a nude body after painted Texas dancers are putting up a fight against a $5 entry fee state tax, commonly known as the "pole tax"
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
Video
 
Snake slithers from hood as pickup travels down highway. Driver and passenger provide hysterical commentary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's financial disclosures show that he has a lot of money in the same way you "own" a house that has 20 years left to go on a 30-year mortgage
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A breakdown of the season three finale of Better Call Saul, which saw characters heading in new directions as well as a seeming end to a regular [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The US banned the depiction of living people on currency in 1866 after a treasury superintendent decided to put his own portrait on a five-cent note
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the day brought to you by Gold Glove homeowner
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Police to clamp down on the scourge of our times. That's right, left lane campers, your time has come
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So why did the Boston Celtics trade down from number one to number three? To get the player they want, that's why
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Carjacker foiled by own stupidity of not knowing how to drive a manual shift car
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Corporate owners of "Captain Morgan" rum are a little suspicious of rival product "Admiral Nelson." Judge orders duel with pistols at ten paces
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian man fined for kicking the quokka, and no, that's not some bizarre Down Under expression for wanking
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bad: car drowns in a flash flood. Worse: car catches on fire. Fark: both at the same time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court strikes down sex offender social media ban. In other news... Hey guys, it's been a while but I'm back. Who wants a hug?
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Putin-backed Russian Priest believes that beards protect a man from being gay. Hollywood has known this for decades
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to have their planes shot down, too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This has nothing to do with what we actually believe in or propose. Every gun measure is decried as confiscation. Every tax increase is described as oppressive. This simply shuts down dialogue before it can even start"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obvious: Small towns hate the big cities. Not so obvious: Why small towns hate the big cities
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is the downside to online shopping? How about dealing with all that cardboard?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding homeowner fends off 5 would-be robbers in what barely qualifies as news in Florida
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The one upside of activist investors is that even the imperial CEOs of the 80s and 90s have bosses these days, and that having your own 28-room hotel for visiting guests is on the way out. Nobody tell you-know-who
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You known you've trained your dog well if she knows how to ride public transit all by herself and has memorized where the stop for the local dog park is
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
US Navy FA-18E Super Hornet shoots down Syrian Air Force fighter in first air-to-air kill since 1999
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Randy Orton be hindered by the Home Town Curse? Who will perform the craziest spot of the night? Will anyone be pleased by the winners of the ladder matches? Money In The Bank tonight on the WWE Network at 8pm ET, Kickoff show at 7:30pm
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Beyonce gives birth to twins, fulfilling one of Nostradamus' lesser-known prophecies. And lo, the earth shall shake, and rain will fall upwards, and the letter K in "knee" shall no longer be silent
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cars 3's $51.8 million puts it in overdrive to dethrone Wonder Woman's $40 million from the #1 spot. Inexplicably, the Tupac biopic All Eyez on Me was #3 with $31 million, The Mummy entombed at #4 with $13 million, 47 Meters Down capsized at #5
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is becoming the Terminator of the business world. He absolutely will not stop, ever, until he owns everything in the world worth owning
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Residents unite against proposal for new restaurant in their town: "We definitely don't want to see Chuck E. Cheese"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Someone needs to sit down and have a long, hard think about how a condom would work in zero gravity" (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's too hot in Phoenix, but the airport might have to close down
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, the NRA doesn't seem at all interested in the case of Philando Castile, a licensed gun owner executed by police for simply telling them he had a legal gun. I wonder why. Any ideas?
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So let's write an op-ed saying that Orlando's post-Pulse friendliness and outreach is driving down admissions to Disney. That should end well
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner releases 132-year-old lobster for purely shellfish reasons
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
After Brownback destroyed Kansas' economy and has no chance of ever winning another political office, it's time to ride off into the...*ring*..."Hello? Oh, hi Mr. President. You say you have a job for me?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
First we were 'not even people' and now we're all agents of satanic demons. way to ratchet down the rhetoric guys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump beats his own polling record, jumps from 60% disapproval to 64% in a matter of days
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Fri June 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chia Pet Jesus gets original head back, frowns upon your amateur replacement shenanigans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just returned from a year long arctic dog sledding expedition and wondering what the hell is going on with the FBI investigating Trump? Here's a good run down of what is known so far
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this calm car owner
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Democrat goes full Democrat, doubles down by saying Republicans getting shot "was funny"
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Renowned fly rod maker Tom Morgan dies at age 76. As a true fisherman, the casket was ordered for someone seven feet tall when he was actually 5'9"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know it's about to go down when the lawyers start lawyering up
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So it's still 'turtles all the way down'?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Theresa May couldn't meet with Grenfell Tower victims due to security concerns. The Queen: "Hold my crown"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mystery of man holding gun floating above Kentish town solved when it's revealed to be a Stormtrooper holding a rifle. Vader last seen stomping around in a really bad mood. No, I haven't been drinking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long Jumper leaves behind unfortunate brown object during competition at Diamond Meet in Oslo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian investigation looks like it's winding down and it appears that Trump & Friends are in the clear. Just kidding: Mueller hired 13 lawyers and plans on getting more
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