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101 headlines found matching 'outs'
Sun September 24, 2017
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Welcome to Vulcan, Alberta: where the locals have come to embrace the strangely costumed outsiders who appear because of their town's name, if only for the cash they bring. Subby forgets which Law of Acquisition this would satisfy
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Thanks to controversial non-call in NBA playoffs that tanked Spurs' chances to beat Warriors, league enacts "Zaza Pachulia" rule that lets ref whistle dangerous closeouts as flagrant fouls
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired and hot after working outside all day? Relax in your own beer dispensing lawn chair
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Fri September 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Trump fires Mueller. Then he climbs backward out the window into Outside Over There
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Wed September 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Add this moment to the Great Moments in Premature Celebrations
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well leaving a 'hot and sexy' sign outside your house asking for a lineman after Hurricane Irma is one way to get the electricity back in your life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's being called the largest gathering of blood-sucking parasites anywhere ... outside of Washington, D.C
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Fair had judges awarding blue ribbons to hogs and cows inside, while a California DMV sting sent bogus handicap placard owners to see the judge outside
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Wed September 13, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spandau Ballet holding tryouts for a new lead singer. In other news, Spandau Ballet still exists
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In Overwatch, the continent of Africa hosts many technologically advanced cities. Outside of Overwatch, the continent of Africa can't even get a single server to play Overwatch on
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What kind of teacher punishes a group of second graders by making them walk around in circles for 20 minutes outside under the scorching Arizona sun?
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
McConnell thinks nobody will know who laid a flaming turd outside the door of the 2018 election
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now that's how you think outside the box
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Fri September 08, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Best photo of bathroom full of flamingos you'll see outside Vegas
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Moderate Republican and outspoken Trump critic Charlie Dent decides not to run for re-election for his House seat. In other news, moderate Republicans still exist
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Don't Get Involved)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan notices guy shoplifting at 7-11, offers to pay for item's he's stealing. Very "Chicken Soup For The Soul" The reality is shoplifter fights with Samaritan before fleeing. Guy then surprises Samaritan outside 7-11 with an axe melee
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Sun September 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
English town installs child shaped bollards outside schools to deter drivers from speeding
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka claims Trump wants him to support his presidency "from the outside". Subby approves and would like to point out great strategic outside support positions: Bermuda Triangle, Congolese jungle, South Pole, North Korea
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Following up yesterday's first-ever burrito, I'm making my own from leftovers: Mashed sprouts, sweetcorn, redcurrant jelly, tiny squirt of ketchup. In the oven now, wrapped in foil
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts accuse Boy Scouts of trying to undercut their organization through a "covert campaign to recruit girls." That, and give them cooties
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
This is why standing outside to film a lightning storm is a dicey proposition
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study: Your spouse is a pain in the ass, or thereabouts
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans 'triple talaq' law, in which a man could divorce his wife simply by saying 'I divorce you' three times, further derailing Subby's plans to stand outside Trump tower and say 'I impeach you, I impeach you, I impeach you'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seattle PD responds to questions of Alex Jones' whereabouts in the city
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Economist has one outstanding cover this week
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Thu August 17, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
Weeners
 
Ceremonial first pitch juuuuust a bit outside
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Wed August 16, 2017
(ReformJudaism.org)
 
 
 
An account of what happened outside a Charlottesville synagogue on Saturday
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dave Brat (R-VA): Sure, white supremacists are marching right outside my district and attacking people with cars, but liberals BOOED ME at my town hall
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel CEO Brian Krzanich decides on new logo: Intel Outside - becomes third to leaves White House Manufacturing Council over trump's abysmal reaction to Charlottesville debacle
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord simply wanted to know the whereabouts of his friend Kyle, who's about *this* high
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Wait until they find out there aren't any Girl Scouts in the Girl Scout cookies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Outsourcing the war in Afghanistan to Betsy DeVos's brother -- the CEO of Blackwater -- is a BAD IDEA
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Sat August 05, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
You know that funny movie where the psychiatrist goes crazy after one of his hypochondriac patients outshines him at every aspect of life? Yeah, well, that wasn't acting
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Fri August 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Think the U.S. economy is at full employment? Massive turnouts at Amazon's job fairs prove otherwise
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House forced to admit that Trump made up those phone calls from Mexico and the Boy Scouts. I guess it's better than admitting he's hearing voices in his head
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Austin Jackson robs the Red Sox of a homerun in probably one of the best catches into a bullpen ever (with video goodness)
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You find a set of keys outside a car dealership. You turn them in, expecting a reward, but they refuse. The logical thing to do is A) shrug it off and be on your way, B) call them cheap bastards, or C) punch one of their cars and smear feces on it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not only did the Rays' Evan Longoria hit for the cycle, it took a replay challenge to overturn a poor call by the umpire to get him there
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Calexit Leader: You'll be back - once you see "how BORING it is" in the outside world
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
'Cash me outside' girl cashed again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jon Lester not only reaches 2,000 strikeouts for his career, but also hit his first career home run as well
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(Time)
 
 
 
Untrustworthy, disloyal, unhelpful, lying, failing, etc. Chief Boy Scouts Executive "unaware" of call he made to President Trump praising him for "the greatest speech that was ever made to them"
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's getting hotter than the fires of hell outside, so why don't you come inside and play some games? Don't have anything to play? Got some leftover keys you want to trade or give away? This is the place for it. The Monthly Steam Key Swap is LIVE
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Maybe if someone put Reince Priebus's desk outside on the lawn he would get the message
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the Facebook page for Boy Scouts of America---OH GOOD LORD (check the comments for "BSA Perspective on Presidential Visits to the National Jamboree"). And yeah, we know, Facebook sucks
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts respond to the Grabber-In-Chief's speech to the Boy Scouts with a restraining order
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The new White House communications director is doing an outstanding job getting Trump to scale back his use of Twitter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Parents of Boy Scouts around the country are not too happy with Trump's speech
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump's 17 most WTF moments in his speech to the Boy Scouts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Proving there is no limit to his pettiness, Trump who, obviously, was never a Boy Scout, prompts a jamboree full of scouts to boo former Boy Scout and president Obama-by lying about him. Sadly, Fark has no "pathetic" tag
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold threatens female Republican Senators over opposition to Obamacare replacement: "If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style"
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders keeping one foot outside the grave for potential 2020 run
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Mon July 17, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has all the pricks on the outside. That, and they don't fall out of the sunroof while car surfing
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump's wall, which was to cover the entire border, may be reduced to just a 50' section outside of LA
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay area residents warned of waterspouts coming on shore. Eensy weensy spiders hardest hit
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
World's largest Ferris Wheel (630' high) nears completion in Dubai. Because when it's 110 degrees outside, why not try to get closer to the sun?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA games will end sooner as there will now be less timeouts in games
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Ad targets Utah legislators over state's .05 BAC law, also serves as a warning to apply sunscreen when going outside
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's battery is very important to our plans to keep Australia free of blackouts, says Australian dude in charge of such things
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to defy the odds to impress a woman by standing naked outside her lanai and pressing his junk against the screen. It doesn't work
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rich coastal elites look down on you" Really reaching outside the box huh?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Maybe July in Phoenix when it's 110 outside isn't the best time to celebrate Nude Recreation Week (possibly not safe for work)
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
When it comes to the official G20 group photo, Trump is an outsider
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Wed July 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian men are getting down with cardboard cutouts
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
25 family photos so American they come with an extra side of freedom at no additional charge. Call now, foreign outsourced operators are standing by
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday night MLB recap - Joey Gallo hits the longest opposite-field home run of 2017, O's bullpen blows the game after 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and Dodgers complain of Padres stealing signs leading to both managers ejected
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Williamsburg Yorktown Daily)
 
 
 
Colonial Williamsburg to outsource
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Working from home is great. Until the day you realize you haven't had outside human contact in five weeks
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Tue June 27, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Just another night in MLB - Chris Sale pitches a gem, Colorado loses its sixth in a row being outscored 57-17 in those losses, and the Rangers blow a 9-2 lead by giving up 13 (yes, 13) unanswered runs
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Pony play coming to "Theater Wit", soon to be followed by shouts of "PHRASING"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so Uncle Joe, say you're not going to do burnouts in front of the White House at your age with your Trans-Am
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts to offer cybersecurity badges. Coming up next: Girl Scouts' new cookie "tracking"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your car's outside thermometer is about as reliable as a 5-owner Peugeot from a shady New Jersey car auction. Here's why
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pete Puma pissed people preempt his pigouts
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
School board member wants to forbid other members from discussing any school related matters outside of official school board meetings. Why yes, it is because some members have said mean things about his crooked buddy the superintendent
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 concept cars that should've been built - especially the Ford 021C for that outstanding trunk
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
Man who drove into pedestrians outside of Mosque was shielded from the angry crowd by some of the very Muslims he tried to kill
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Sat June 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving that college dropouts do indeed succeed once in a while, this one turned Whole Foods into a multi-billion dollar company. Here is how
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Progressive wing of the Democratic Party loses yet again. This time, the Warren and Sanders-backed outsider lost the VA Gubernatorial Primary to the establishment picked candidate. Ain't no time like now to play politics as usual. Gerd Jerb
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You're supposed to pay your outstanding parking fines to get a so-called "boot" removed from your car. But this method works, too
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Mon June 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer becomes 3rd fastest to reach 2,000 strikeouts. Chris Davis on track to beat him
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from occasional bouts of constipa-... OH. MY. GOD. (Warning: Graphic images)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Trump touts new coal mine in Pennsylvania and at 0:22 into the video you can see where he stands on the US Flag code
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the officer whose husband choked a man to death in a Denny's parking lot, because he urinated outside? They are being charged with murder
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
"I never dreamed I would be standing outside a Homeland Security office in Utah with a bullhorn, but that's exactly what Trump's policies have made me do." Mormon women are revolting against Trump's restrictive policies
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's not over yet. Refill your drinks people, Trump's outside counsel is about to address the Comey hearing live
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fox tries to get America to pay attention to Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe on FS1, reveals that U.S. Open tee times will be announced exclusively on "Undisputed," the show that only shouts about golf when Tiger Woods messes up his life
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats zero in on voters who spurned them. Plan to stand outside their windows with a boom box playing "In your eyes"
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Tue June 06, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel still be AWOL? Will the sentient Lane Bryant mannequin know his whereabouts today? Will someone ask if Jeff Sessions is resigning when SCOTUS shoots down the travel ban? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (2pm start)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French police shoot suspect who incorrectly declared "Hammer Time" outside of Notre Dame
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Cash Me Outside" girl sues gaming company for $1 million for using her catch phrase. Well, how boud dat?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside (not safe for work)
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thinking about growing some brussel sprouts in the garden this year. Anyone have a good recipe besides the standard butter, salt and pepper?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm never going outside again." Stories of morons overreacting to cicadas
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, this list of annoying office phrases is just a no brainer. We need to think outside the box and get the ball rolling to think of some new phrases ASAP
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Mon May 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The argument for a Texas tag was given a big shove yesterday when a pushing match erupted on the floor of the Texas House of Representatives over an immigration protest outside
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways boss who outsourced hundreds of skilled IT jobs to India is blamed for computer meltdown
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