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90 headlines found matching 'outs'
Mon June 29, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Orioles: Remember in 1974 when we swept a doubleheader against Cleveland with a pair of shutouts? Let's do it again
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(11)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is gaining in popularity but is still unknown to black voters. At least outside of the three black families who actually still live in Vermont
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(63)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michael Moore, on the bail and legal fees of that woman who climbed the flagpole outside the SC capital building and took down the Confederate flag: "I got this"
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(327)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Outspoken feminist columnist trolls TV news, gets trolled in response, re-trolls the trolls, and calls for legal justice. The Aristocrats
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(76)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Mavericks continue outsourcing of the NBA, select first ever Indian player in the draft
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter has denied saying he will resign as FIFA president and will be making a statement from outside his new mansion in Qatar shortly
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(22)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Babe Ruth punching an umpire and getting ejected after pitching to the first batter? His reliever then getting the next 27 outs for a quasi "perfect game". Yes, it all happened 98 years ago, this week
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(34)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL GMs vote to make overtime 3-on-3, will this mean fewer shootouts?
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(103)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina has outsourced her own campaign
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(93)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Want to see all 27 outs of Max Scherzers' no-hitter in just 5 minutes? It's almost the perfect video
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(7)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girls + '80s cartoons + Drugs = Grrl Scouts, the best new show on the internet EVAR (some not safe for work language)
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(38)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Despite offers of numerous perks from the NY Yankees, fan who caught Alex Rodriguez's 3,000th hit, a home run, will not give up the ball. "A-Rod will not be in possession of this ball tonight, unless he personally mugs me outside on 161st St"
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(44)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: As an outsider I can't stand it that you pampered Washington elitists run this town by throwing your money around.... but while I'm here, who wants to work for me on my campaign?
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(80)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Solar panels aren't just for libs anymore: an ad targeted at teabaggers offers a "solar generator" to get you through "Obama blackouts". And if you act now, they'll throw in a "Survival Seed Bank" at no extra charge
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(135)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bob Uecker suffers mild concussion after being struck by a ball that was juuuuuust a bit outside during Brewers' batting practice
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(29)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Jim Harris, A.K.A Kamala The Ugandan Giant, is still positive after life outside the ring, next to no money, and a barrage of health problems
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(20)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa's Archer becomes first pitcher in history to have 3 straight starts with 10 strikeouts and 0 walks. Wait, I had something for this
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(22)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Jack Warner replied to John Oliver's video with one of his own. Apparently Oliver is an American fool of a comedian and the station had no business selling time to him, just to make a little $, and outsiders should never be listened to
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(95)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Two guys taped Judas Priest fans outside of an arena in 1986, and the resulting video became an underground legend. Welcome to the "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" (videos might be not safe for work)
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(97)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
What's the appropriate way to welcome international superstar Nicki Minaj to your country? How about a 1,000 cutouts of her butt gracing the Helsinki Cathedral's steps
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(32)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who murdered someone outside a Mount Dora nightclub, though they've caught his accomplices, a talking map and magic backpack
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(40)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like ol' Sheriff Roscoe and Boss Hogg finally done got them Duke Boys somewhere outside of Richmond, Virginia
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing coffee on Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators outside Beau Biden's funeral. Police won't say if the man will face charges since he vastly improved the smell coming off the demonstrators
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(131)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The force apprehends stormtrooper outside elementary school with "realistic looking" laser gun. There was no real threat as stormtroopers never hit anything, anyway
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(52)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Christian family in the ancient city of Nineveh is reportedly defending the 2,700 year-old tomb of the Jewish prophet Nahum, as the armies of terror group ISIS advance in the region and are now only 10 miles outside
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(136)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Colorado high school principal stops valedictorian from speaking, outs him to parents
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(175)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Legislature: "Taxing businesses? Idiotic. Taxing hospitals, schools, and the Boy Scouts? Savvy"
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(71)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman called the police to ask for help with her suicidal boyfriend and they arrived armed with assault rifles, asked her to wait outside and then shot him dead"
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(213)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
That one time Ice Cube beat up a rabbi outside of a casino in Detroit
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(26)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A rookie pitcher hitting an opposite field home run? By the hammer of Thor
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(20)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
North Korea has the ability to produce its own Fat Little Boy, man shot outside furniture store means officers don't need to give chaise, and Mean Girls mansion might fetch $12 million: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/17 - 5/23
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(1)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You're drunk in the afternoon in your trailer next to the church. There are a bunch of screaming kids outside playing volleyball in the parking lot and all you have is your BB gun. What do you do, deputy?
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(26)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Madison Bumgarner hits a homer off Clayton Kershaw. Pitcher's duel, indeed
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(25)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Federal agents shoot man outside furniture store in order to avoid giving chaise
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(22)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Need more proof that the MLB pitchers are ahead of the hitters? For only the 9th time in baseball history 7 games in one day end as shutouts
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(17)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Corey Kluber of the Cleveland Indians Klubered the St. Louis Cardinals with 18 strikeouts
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(32)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Fox: Herpa. MSNBC: Derpa. CNN: Doo. Viewers: Screw this, I'm going outside
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(91)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that outside of Fark, wealthy, educated men drink the most
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wearing a scarlet letter for having sex outside of marriage. New hotness: Wearing a scarlet letter for having Obamacare
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(86)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have created chickens with dinosaur snouts because reasons
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(28)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
In-N-Out won't build a burger joint outside of California it seems, but some con artist convinced rubes they could double-double their investment in new franchises being built in the Middle East. Anyone up for shawarma with Animal Fries?
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(46)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The real reason Carly Fiorina was fired from HP? She was too much of an innovator, too much of an outside-the-box thinker, too scary in her big ideas for the company. But she won't let that get her down, it's the price of being a leader
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(199)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"It's time for MLB's most storied tradition -- three outs worth of low-80s fastballs and good cheer. Also known as fielders pitching in actual games"
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(19)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Note to future POTUS Clinton: When talking up a trade deal and how it's good for the US labor market, don't use the CEO of a major outsourcer of jobs to help talk the deal up
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(59)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you're getting married in Pennsylvania but have outstanding warrants, be aware that the local police DO read current wedding announcements
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(33)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yours for $23 million: "A house of outstanding mathematical beauty"
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(53)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Picnic time.. What are some good recipes to share with your fellow Farkers that actually spend time outside other than getting to the car? Show us what's portable that holds up well at a picnic. Difficulty: not alcohol, for once
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(62)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Camping outside the store for Black Friday. New hotness: Camping outside the hospital for the Royal Birth
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(18)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain ditching self-serve checkouts in favor of 1,000 new 10-items-or-fewer lanes: "Ninety-six per cent of our customers prefer staffed checkouts. Not everyone wants to be herded towards the self-scanning checkouts"
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(106)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
KY judge (*snicker*) finds a T-shirt company refused to fill an order for gay pride t-shirts not because the customers were gay {which is illegal} but "because of the MESSAGE advocating sex outside of a marriage between one man and one woman"
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(182)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(The National)
 
 
 
Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledges to put air conditioning on the outside of buildings to deal with global warming and fit airbags to the stock exchange ready for the next crash if they win the next election
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(35)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The American dream is still alive and well. Outside of America, that is
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(40)
 
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Dear Aussie Real Estate Agent: I see your $1.5M house in Sydney, and raise you one decommissioned Titan Missile Base outside Spokane, WA, for the same price. Care to negotiate?
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(24)
 
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Puppies saved after being dumped outside a Goodwill store in a box labeled "stuffed animals." Cutest donation ever
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(16)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish flute band charged with playing racist tune outside Catholic Church. Defense plays Sloop John B and "Screw the Ocampa" in court in reply
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(49)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saudi Airstrike hit a Scud missile base or ammo dump just outside Sanaa, Yemen with predictable results (4 videos from various vantage points around the city)
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(30)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The eight steps to happiness include hanging your washing up outside to dry, inviting a lonely person to tea, standing up straight and smiling
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(68)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Appalachia grudgingly accepts Obamacare, marrying outside the family
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(118)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(West Virginia Record)
 
 
 
Woman sues Disney for implanting Chip under her skin. No word on Dale's whereabouts
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(108)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Three people shot outside bowling alley. That's a turkey
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(58)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Now that the weather is getting nice again, it's worth reminding everyone that if you choose to sleep outside, don't sleep on the train tracks
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(23)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York City doorman fired for being 'too nice' to residents, failing to meet his legally required quota of 'and fark you all, too' shouts
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(45)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Anti-abortionists stage protest outside... a dildo shop? (link now goes to cached article)
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(116)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
7% of Americans say their smartphone is their only link to the Internet. The other 93% use their smartphones as their only link to their friends, the outside world, any sort of contact with other humans
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(45)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Easter egg cocktail hunt is like a fun family game, but with more vomiting, falling over and blackouts
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently if you were born outside the U.S. and your adoptive parents didn't bother getting you citizenship, you can be deported when you're 40
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(175)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
For the 2nd time this season, a counterfeiter matches wits with that eagle-eyed crime fighting organization, the Girl Scouts Cookie Brigade. Guess who won
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(44)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested standing outside in his underwear, yelling expletives at his neighbor and his neighbor's young daughter and touching himself in a sexual manner... Psh, dumbasses, that's not underwear, that his uniform. Florida Man
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(32)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mysterious radio wave flashes from far outside the galaxy are proving tough for astronomers to explain. All 10 bursts' dispersion measures are multiples of a single number: 187.5
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(104)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Nylon)
 
 
 
Scott Eastwood says he had to park cars and work construction because his dad Clint "wasn't a guy who gave handouts"
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(87)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Colorado residents upset over pot stench from legal grow facility: "When you step outside, it's like you're stepping into a bag of weed"
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(92)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
18 gestures that can get you in trouble outside the U.S. Warning: Be careful when you go digital
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(10)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Browns say Johnny Manziel may be out of rehab in time to sit on the bench during April workouts
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(30)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man trashes neighborhood, confronts police and shouts, "I'm famous now, look what I did." Did I mention he was naked?
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(17)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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(55)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the 6 Nations, with England, Ireland and Wales all looking for the title. It starts with outsiders Wales at Italy (8.30am ET), before Scotland v Ireland (10.30am ET) and England at home to the French (1pm ET)
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(19)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Global population to outstrip the world's fresh water supply by mid-century. Researchers look to the French who conserve water by drinking only wine and bathing every other week
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(62)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher, there are better ways to discipline a student than by stepping outside of the classroom while other students jump the troublemaker. Especially if the kids are only six
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(39)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman charged with murdering husband while children were at home. Back in my day, Mom would make us go outside to play before murdering people
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(14)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's the Rock and Carla Gugino vs. EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG in the new San Andreas trailer. If you need me I'll be comfortably sitting outside far away from anything that can fall down
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(99)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
French train guard shouts down kissing lesbian couple, yells that their farewell embrace "cannot be tolerated," presumably after they failed to invite him to join in
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(85)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Agents said they were undetected until a marked car showed up outside for an unrelated incident. At that point, it looked like something out of a movie with dozens of people running away, leaving behind drugs and money, officials said
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(14)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot outside Ferguson Police Department during a protest. I am sure this will trigger a reasonable and appropriate response to apprehend the perpetrators in a safe manner
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(707)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Boxing returns to NBC with a couple of bouts expected to bring the fireworks. It's the Premier Boxing Champions viewing thread. Broadcast begins at 8:30pm Eastern
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(109)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The supermarket cashier rejects your fake-ass $100 bill? That's okay, there are some Girl Scouts selling cookies out front
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(65)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man gets five day jail sentence for defecating in a potted plant in a government office building and explained his actions to police: "Sometimes you have to let the bear outside the woods"
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(40)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after elementary school assigns new permanent homework to students called "Go outside and play." Tag is for the school
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(156)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more Girl Scouts are learning about trust, security and how to file insurance claims as more and more thieves steal Girl Scout Cookies
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(22)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The secret life of a library policeman: less chasing people down for outstanding fines, and more 'you not take shiat forty-five minutes'
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(39)
 

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