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72 headlines found matching 'ores'
Sat July 04, 2015
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Family Dollar and Dollar Tree will have to sell off or shut down 330 stores if they want to merge, meaning their customers may have to dress up and go to Wal-Mart instead of going casual at the dollar store
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Mon June 29, 2015
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 12 worst companies to work for. Surprisingly, Assistant Crack Whores, Inc. didn't make the list this year
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunken golfer scores hole-in-one with his head
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
IKEA announces plans to get rid of its rat-maze layout for stores
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Fri June 19, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For the first time in 40 years, McDonald's closes more stores than it opens. Well, it's a start
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart: We do not in any way dodge taxes. Media: Then what's with the $76 billion in assets you have in Luxembourg where you have no stores? Walmart: *SMOKE BOMB*
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trickle-down economics doesn't work and the only way to spur economic growth is by improving conditions for the poorest 20% according to the commie leftists at the IMF
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Here's something you very rarely see - a MLB team hits three triples in one inning. And only scores one run
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Sun June 14, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Marijuana and Health Symposium at National Jewish Health explores nine studies looking at using pot for things like seizures and insomnia: "We can't bury our heads in the sand. We need to learn more and make sensible decisions based on evidence"
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(66)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Baby apes sent to 'forest school' in wheelbarrow. With pics that will either make you go 'Awwwww' or haunt your nightmares
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(39)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Wrecked drone parts to replace empty beer cans and broken glass in a forest near you
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(36)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you happen to encounter a man with a 48 inch cock please inform El Jimadores Restaurant
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(22)
 
(Big Think)
 
 
 
"When you put shelter animals in pet stores, something amazing happens"
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(63)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A spoiler-filled recap of last night's depressing Game of Thrones, an episode that will put you off of both s'mores and barbecue
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(347)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Poor people already buy their clothes at hand-me-down stores like Goodwill and the Salvation Army. Why not have them buy their food that way, too?
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good: A fake orca has been built to scare off sea lions. Bad: It nearly drowns before it could go do so
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(17)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sex offender with 28 previous offenses scores number 29 after grinding against a subway passenger. And while his next offense will earn him free representation, his mother claims that he is just looking for a wife
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center issues hurricane season prediction. Stores begin stocking up on bottled water, people begin buying wood to board their windows, home insurance companies begin raising their rates 50%
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(26)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pentagon "inadvertently" releases anthrax spores into Texas and California one month prior to Jade Helm
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Sat May 23, 2015
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hackers use man-in-the-middle attacks to infect smartphones with spyware when downloading software from Google and Samsung app stores. And by "hackers", we mean of course the NSA
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. Stephen Colbert nails the commencement address for the Wake Forest class of 2015. Skip ahead to 5:49 for confirmation he's a Farker
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(11)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Two men plead guilty to selling synthetic marijuana at convenience stores. Police say they only had to tell one he had the right to remain silent
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Will Don Draper finally take the Nestea plunge foreshadowed in the opening credits for 8 years, or will everything fade to black while 'Don't Stop Believin" plays in the background? Find out on the year-delayed Mad Men series finale at 10 PM on AMC
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another week, another domino falls in the house of cards built on shifting sand that is the Damocles' Sword falling in the forest of Hillary Clinton's campaign
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Sun May 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught using foreskin to smuggle heroin. Police say they were acting on a tip
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Parents bribe teen daughters to do homework and chores. Fark: With cocaine and weed
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(49)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Majority of all giant herbivores are threatened with extinction. Scientists blame changes in habitat, shifting climate, the fact that they taste so good
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart: For the last time, no, the U.S. Government is not building secret tunnels under our stores as part of a grand conspiracy to invade itself
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People are stunned to discover that unused gift cards to stores that no longer exist suddenly have no value. "This Radio Shack thing really hit me"
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Sun May 03, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Ultron scores the second-biggest box office opening of all time with $189 million. Fast 7 Furious 7 remains #2 with $7.7 million, and The Age of Adaline is #3 due to women cashing in their markers at having to see Fast 7
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a totally unforeseen turn of events, Baltimore police are enforcing the curfew on black people while playing footsies with rich white neighborhoods
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson and James May leave "secret" meeting at Goodwood in a fluorescent green Lamborghini and bright yellow Ferrari, respectively. Way to blend in, guys
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Ukrainian forest fire headed for remnants of Chernobyl nuclear plant. PANIC
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
UKIP has hit out at plans to reintroduce the lynx to parts of the UK: "We don't have the housing or jobs for these animals. They will simply come to our shores, sponge off the state, use our health services and eat our deer and rabbits"
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Sat April 25, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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Fri April 24, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey fans, it's night 10, we have 3 games. 2 are elimination and at the same time... [Thanks OBergman]. Habs & Rags look to advance on their home rinks @7:00ET & from the whoever-scores-1st-wins dept. Blues host the Wild @9:30ET
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's not lovin' the performance of 700 stores
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, erupting volcanoes disrupt scores of people, snarl air traffic, and grind tourism to a halt. But damn do they make for good Instagram pictures
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Sat April 18, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
IKEA releases catalog of new furniture that will charge your phone, to be sold only at outlet stores
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"The cinematic equivalent of biting into an old brown banana" and other cogent critiques as Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 scores a zero on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer
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Fri April 17, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Frederick's of Hollywood stores to close, all lingerie half off
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Thu April 16, 2015
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Without any warning, Walmart suddenly starts closing down stores Monday evening
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Mon April 13, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It was a good and a bad night for Oklahoma City player Russell Westbrook, where he scores 54 points but got his 16th technical foul for the season, so he will be suspended for it
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(43)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Italian soccer team makes 2 passes and scores a bicycle-kick goal without the ball touching the ground
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(16)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Bad: New York Knicks score only 8 points in the 2nd quarter. Worse: Orlando scores only 7, as both teams set a new NBA record for futility
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Fri April 10, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary's chickens are beginning to fall like a house of cards in the forest
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Wed April 08, 2015
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Mystery over 1974 cocktail chart produced by U.S. Forest Service
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(63)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Get out of the water: Radiation from Fukushima has finally arrived on North American shores
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Chthulhu's minion almost scores San Diego fisherman
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ryan Johansen scores in a shootout with the old "chill and wait for the goalie to do something" move
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(Network World)
 
 
 
The first iPad was made available in stores five years ago today, thus revolutionizing the way we view porn
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(74)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Target targets all 133 Canadian stores for closure, confirms the target date. Target
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK scores an Albatross with this headline: "Television golf-rule nazis flood network with calls demanding golfer be disqualified after seeing her illegal putt on ... 'The Price Is Right.' "
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
South Korea annoyed that China and Japan are attention whores when it comes to cherry-blossom hoopla, declare that those nations' cherry trees are in fact Korean. And so began the Cherry Blossom Wars
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Thu March 26, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
What's in a name? That which we call a latex-based foreskin, by any other name would be art just as...um...weird
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Teacher angry that poor student scores on standardized math exam caused him to be labeled as less than effective. Difficulty level: He's an art teacher
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(56)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Boy with leukemia's Make-A-Wish? Trip to Disneyworld? New pony? Nope. To lobby Congress against copper mining near national forest near his home
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wilson Sporting Goods buys Louisville Slugger bat company for $100 million and two forests to be named later
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(23)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
After learning new words, the brain stores them as pictures. That seems cromulent to me
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can buy a hyper-realistic human foreskin sculpture for $1,000. Give it a little time. It'll grow on you
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(41)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the world's forests are within a half-mile of humans. "That means almost no forest can really be considered wilderness"
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(34)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How your email address could be hurting your career: employers less likely to hire people who use underscores or 'cute' words in their address, and anything with ultrafark.com is immediately shredded
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(205)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate accused of chaining her children to a washing machine with dog collars, forcing them to sleep on the floor and perform demeaning chores
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(29)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Top six UK driving test failures, which includes a candidate crashing the car into the test center and one where the assessor's wig fell off resulting in the test being terminated due to "unforeseen circumstances"
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
So like, the fascist pigs have identified the guy who majorly harshed a bunch of peoples' mellow yesterday, at least one fatally, at the Rainbow Family Gathering in the Apalachicola National Forest, but nobody yet knows what his trip was
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(36)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Aldi is sending British grocery stores into a death spiral
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(58)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
It doesn't take a genius to see why Apple stores are disrupting the economics of shopping malls
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(41)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the time
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tasty animals, yeah they look cute and happy, but you carnivores will still eat about seven thousand of them in your lifetime. Mmmm... tasty animals
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