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69 headlines found matching 'ores'
Tue April 25, 2017
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big forest ball
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
I'll see your four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot and raise you 10 mattress stores within .6 miles of each other
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Messi scores in injury time to give Barcelona the victory over Real Madrid in El Clasico and announcer Ray Hudson calls it like it's the peak accomplishment in all of human history
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Number of Subway locations shrinks for the first time ever. Not to say they may have had too many stores, but even Starbucks is asking if they weren't overreaching a bit
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It was probably not a good idea to build ski jumps right next to a soccer ground, but on the plus side it could result in the greatest goal celebration ever next time the home team scores
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Wed April 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"What if the Bears had the foresight to draft Aaron Rodgers No. 4 overall in 2005?" and 31 less-"X-D" thought experiments -- the biggest draft 'what if's for all 32 NFL teams
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a freezer malfunction destroys 22,000 year-old ice cores?
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Thu April 13, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The kids at Harvard have created themselves a real-life "Dumbledore's Army". Their eventual goal, I assume, is to have Donald Trump carried off into the Forbidden Forest and ravished by centaurs. Now we know why he's gutting the EPA, at least
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The judges' scores are in, and Gymboree becomes the first kid-oriented brand to file for bankruptcy in 2017
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
As Power Rangers tie-in, LA coffee chain unveils five different colored drinks at five stores. Black Ranger is at Melrose Place location, Pink Ranger is at Brentwood, and the Red Ranger is, as you'd expect, in West Hollywood
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New pump restores your damaged heart from heart failure, enables you to eat bacon like there's no tomorrow
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Online dating site matches people by their credit scores. Apparently so people with a score of 400 know that their first date will be taking the bus to McDonald's and then walking to the dollar store
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(Time)
 
 
 
Richest Americans live ten years longer than the poorest. Upper class immediately says all those millions should make them better than everyone else by more than just a lousy decade
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Jarid Lukosevicius scores the first hat trick in a NCAA championship hockey game since 1993 and sets a record in the process. Fark: The guy who scored the hat trick in 1993 is his coach
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl found in forest was likely abandoned by her family and not raised by monkeys as previously thought. Nooo, really? Apparently only dumb people first encountered this girl
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And here is your Fark-ready headline for today: Camera-equipped sex toy manufacturer ignores multiple warnings about horrible, gaping security vulnerability (probably not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The GOP doesn't understand why the Democrats want to block the Goresuch nomination to SCOTUS. They can only conclude its because Democrats are mean poopy heads and everyone should just vote Republican
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not content to have their phones burst into flames, Samsung has added the feature to their stores as well
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Tue March 28, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon to grocery stores: "Prepare to be assimilated"
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Sat March 25, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns (22-51) finally have a memorable highlight of the season as Devin Booker scores a franchise record 70 points
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost tourist is saved after nine days in the Amazon rainforest after monkeys dropped food to him from the trees and led him to water. It's a good thing he avoided the Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids
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Thu March 23, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Experian fined $3 million by the feds for not prominently disclosing that their credit scores are essentially useless
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Target gives a sneak peek of the complete redesign that 500 of their stores will be undergoing in the next 2 years
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
7-Eleven Japan to equip high-risk stores with lifeboats allowing customers and clerks to ride out sudden tsunami
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
It's time to Mac America Saucy Again. McDonald's is selling Big Mac sauce as well as Filet-O-Fish, and McChicken sauces in grocery stores There's just one catch. Only in Canada
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Tue March 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How do you feel about stores that have a distinctive smell? Are some smells acceptable but others not? Or is strength of scent more of an issue?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, let's hang a tetherball in the forest and see what happens
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Declassified nuclear test films were ironically saved from total annihilation, are still pretty heavy handed with the foreshadowing
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Wed March 08, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Value is in the eye of the beholder: Russell Westbrook scores a career high 58 points as the Thunder loses its fourth in a row
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Tue March 07, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ex-con behind controversial Nashville Bike Week dodges warrant, addresses accusations on rambling Facebook Live where he quotes Trump, threatens critics' credit scores & references NASCAR fraud, angry Loretta Lynn AND Gene Simmons
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Dogs move from ruining carpets to ruining credit scores. Your dog wants a loan
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Only you can prevent forest fires. And by 'you' we mean the people responsible for 80 percent of the world's wildfires
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
Pretty much the definition of failure in 2017 is to run a mall music store selling CDs and movies, but these guys' business plan is to buy a bankrupt chain of mall music stores and turn them into a new chain of mall music stores with a new name
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Tue February 28, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Bandy team scores 9 goals on itself in order to intentionally lose game, unfortunately opposing team scores 11 the same way. Coach blames his team's poor defense of opponents goal
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
All you Tinder whores are putting the pros out of business
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
People who spend their days writing about how Muslims should be exterminated and women are filthy communist whores have decided that kinda sorta defending pedophilia is a bridge too far
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A former police officer has been accused of killing homeless people and attempting to resurrect them as zombies in a Russian forest"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Hoops Saturday features the big one: #3 Kansas at #4 Baylor. Also on the hardwood: Virginia at North Carolina, Michigan State at Purdue, Virginia Tech at Louisville, Wake Forest at Duke Sucks, Villanova at Seton Hall, and much more
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(Racked)
 
 
 
Payless Shoes to close 1,000 stores. Apparently sales have suffered since the farthest distance Americans now walk is from the couch to the refrigerator and back
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deforestation in Brazil has increased 30% in the past 12 months. It would have been even more but apparently they decided to leave a landing strip
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Fri February 17, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando man accused of plotting to blow up stores in stock manipulation scheme. To be fair, they DO have a giant Target on them
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The problem is not just that the people who operate airport stores are soulless monsters; the problem is also that an airport is a fully enclosed environment and they know you don't have any other choice"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Barcelona scores a season's worth of goals in eight minutes against Alaves
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
My Fit Foods closes all stores nationwide, because most Americans prefer My Fat Foods
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
China building vertical forests in cities to fight air pollution (cool pics)
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Cool: Draymond Green records a triple-double. Fark: He only scores 4 points
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ancient earthen mounds prove humans flattened the Amazon rainforest thousands of years ago, but it recovered just fine
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Shorebeat)
 
 
 
Last video store in NJ to close. In other news, there are still video stores left
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana legislature debates bill allowing hunters to wear fluorescent pink instead of orange, dubbed the "Aw Hell No What the Sweet Christ Y'all Buncha Damn Sissy Pantywaists Thinkin'" Act of 2017
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Wed February 01, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Ken Hitchcock is one win from tying Al Arbour for third in wins in NHL history. This will remain true for the foreseeable future
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The alt-right's love affair with Batman villain Bane foreshadows the movement's downfall what is this I don't even
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Fri January 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks says crowded stores made people stop buying their crappy overpriced coffee
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA team scores 143 points, its highest total since 1982. Fark: The Brooklyn Nets (9-33)
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Mon January 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Marijuana shops are trying to look like Apple stores
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Aéropostale reopens 500 stores to the delight of teens who need another place to buy bleached out, tie-dyed and shredded clothes
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bigfoot photographed in Irish forest, although experts say it's probably just a ghost of a passenger killed in a plane crash there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage may appear in Avengers: Infinity War. May finally get the answers to where the whores go
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Tue January 10, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
After Apple completely ignores the Mac, you can take a guess at how well the user share is doing
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out consignment stores are a great place to pick up inexpensive hand grenades (pics)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Department stores must change--or die
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Thu January 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
109 Kmart stores and 41 Sears stores slated to close by the end of March, shocking many who didn't realize there were that many still open
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah golfer scores two holes in one in a single day. Sister wife jokes to the right
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forest Whitaker is coming to Star Wars: Rebels
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft no longer selling Windows Phone-based devices in its stores, not expected to impact sales numbers
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Sat December 31, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California mall bans teens who are unaccompanied by adults. 32 stores immediately file for Chapter 11
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