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Tue July 26, 2016
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
In the mid-90s, Bud Selig said interleague play would give fans a chance to see other team's stars come to their city. The Padres played their first game in Toronto, and Jays fans scanned their scoresheets looking for Tony Gwynn and Trevor Hoffman
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Want to make it easier for your doc to check your intestinal health? How about a tall, cool glass of fluorescent spinach?
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel is returning to the XXX franchise and the trailer features him skiing through a forest and riding a motorcycle over ocean waves. And no, I am not tripping on acid, this stuff actually happened
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has prided himself on being an unconventional candidate whose campaign does things his own way and ignores precedent. But, as the blowback from Melania's speech demonstrates, there is often a good reason things are done the way they are
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to raise awareness about environmental conservation and combat deforestation? Simple - get 800,000 volunteers and plant 50 million trees in 24 hours
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich ignores police union's call to ban open-carry permits at the RNC; he claims he is "powerless to stop it" even though the RNC attendees with assault rifles represent a clear and present danger to anyone with a tan
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Most people foresee America becoming a cashless society after President Trump's done with it
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Newt suggests testing all US Muslims and deporting the ones who support Sharia Law. Ignores whether that's legal, how you would know if they're lying, and where you would deport Muslim-Americans who were born here
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nottinghamshire police to count wolf-whistling in street as a hate crime. Tex Avery and his gang move to Sherwood Forest
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Sun July 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In one of the world's poorest countries, he set up free mental hospitals, nursing homes, orphanages, soup kitchens, family planning centers, and ambulances. R.I.P., "Father Teresa"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
CDC says highest suicide rates are found among farmers, fishermen, foresters, fabricators, people who fix things -- basically, anyone who realizes they cannot find fulfillment in a past time that begins with the letter "F"
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Thu July 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Woman scores Reckless Driving hat trick in less than an hour
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Sat July 02, 2016
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan golfer scores two holes-in-one in eight holes, an achievement known as the Ron Jeremy
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Walmart to offer free shipping to compete with Amazon. Apparently they're trying to appeal to those who want Walmart's low prices but are too embarrassed to be seen walking into one of their stores
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Crystal Pepsi is coming back to stores for people who forgot they hated it the first time around. Taste the disappointment
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark scores an unassisted goal with this headline: "City whose temperature is currently 111 degrees just awarded an NHL team"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A giant fluorescent pink slug that only lives on an extinct volcano in New South Wales is under severe threat of global warming. Thanks Al Gore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James has now surpassed Michael Jordan as the most valuable player in NBA finals history according to a made up statistic that measures playoff points, rebounds etc, and completely ignores the fact that Jordan finals never HAD 7 games
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Fri June 17, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Graph shows that there are more gun stores in the U.S. than grocery stores, McDonald's and Starbucks combined. Obvious tag says "fark this" and moves to Canada
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Criticism is mounting over "City Dash" tour/immersive-experience that offers London hipsters a chance to run around city's poorest neighborhoods and council estates and solve puzzles for just $28
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon doubles, scores, puts on a baserunning clinic in the process. Just another day at the park
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman scams three Dollar General stores for tens of dollars
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to anger the trees in Fanghorn Forest
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The accumulated filth of the Trump campaign will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us"... and the media will whisper "no"
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
America's gas stations are about to become as rare as bookstores
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The largest gathering of libertarians IN THE WORLD is headed to the pine forests of New Hampshire to live free or die, or words to that effect
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Years after the legalization of marijuana, Colorado will now permit grocery stores to sell beer and wine
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino posts ad looking for "whores". Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Activist walks on broken glass with four snakes in his mouth because deforestation
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The boy left in a bear-riddled Japanese forest by his parents has been found alive
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
AAA says 38 million Americans will be on the road for the holiday weekend. 268 million Americans will spend the three day stretch working at their minimum wage jobs at convenience stores
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto police are sick of stupid kids' shiat: "Running around in a back yard with one of those fluorescent Nerf guns is one thing, but it's something else to drive around wearing a balaclava with a black gun sticking out of a car"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A rundown of the series premiere of Preacher, which shows promise. Moreso than Fear the Walking Dead
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Tue May 17, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit reinstates lawsuit brought on by three men against Alameda County for its ordinance arbitrarily banning gun stores within 500 feet of residential areas, requires governments to justify restrictions on gun stores
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Panthrs rsign Jagr"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Actress Vanessa Hudgens fined $1000 for acting like a six-year-old in national forest
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Fri May 13, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Farked up: Man goes swimming following domestic disturbance. Florida: Ignores the 'Do Not Feed the Gators' signs
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Wed May 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
British Navy helicopter scores conclusive victory against row of portable toilets
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Fri May 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A French beer company is set to open a pop-up bar in London staffed entirely by dogs. This headline brought to you by MadLibs™, the World's Greatest Word Game, available in fine bookstores worldwide
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kleptocrats have stolen more than $12 trillion from the world's poorest countries and secretly hid it in offshore accounts
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Fri April 29, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Supporters of grassroots semipro soccer club Detroit City FC perturbed that billionaires Dan Gilbert and Tom Gores can just get MLS franchise for Detroit without reaching out to them or slipping them some sugar
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Should people recieving welfare be allowed to spend it eating out in a restaurant or on liquor? How about in expensive stores like Nieman Marcus?
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Wed April 27, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Only you can prevent forest fires. First make sure to change the batteries in your birdhouse fire alarm
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Japan relies on 7-Eleven to lead earthquake relief efforts. "Americans may think of convenience stores as a place to buy cigarettes, overpriced milk, and over-salted refined pork products. In Japan, they're more akin to neighborhood centers"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guess who's mauling the environment by clear cutting forests, using banned pesticides and illegally diverting rivers to make their products: A) Dow, B) Monsanto, or C) Every marijuana grower in California
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Sat April 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, carnivores. New studies show that you don't have to actually feel guilty for the environmental impact your meat-eating habits are having on the planet. Oh, you weren't feeling guilty at all? Alrighty then, carry on
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Government canceled your school lunch program? Don't worry, there are plenty of fresh berries and mushrooms in the forest ... near Chernobyl
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 153, Former WEC and UFC lightweight champ Benson Henderson makes his Bellator debut, fighting Andrey Koreshkov for the welterweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 8 PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virginia's governor restores voting rights to 200,000 convicted felons in the state who have completed their sentences, which ironically will almost exactly replace the 198,000 poor and minority voters who were disenfranchised by 2013's voter ID law
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Sun April 17, 2016
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sport Chalet is buried in an avalanche of debt and has stopped all online sales and will close all stores
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Sloth bear attacks woman in Maan forest. No this isn't about bachelorette parties and gay bars
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders Campaign: "You're all a bunch of political whores." Dems in Congress: "To Whores!"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nestlé foresees 2016 sales to continually melt away
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant scores NBA season high 60 points, including game winner, in last game of career. Even more amazing, he had 4 assists
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Tue April 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores the question of whether carrying a pistol makes you safer. Short answer: No. Long answer: Pew pew pew pew pew pew. No
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Sun April 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former linebacker Lou Sossamon scores his first touchdown during Gamecock alumni game. FARK: he's 94 years-old and adorable
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Retail stores are now just realizing there are too many damn retail stores
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Scientists discover discernible pattern to small foreshocks prior to a major earthquake
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey Target stores trying to lure in the younger crowd by offering used syringes with their clothing lines
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great. Now so-called "fact checkers" are starting to dispute the Gospel of Bernie. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR ESTABLISHMENT "FACTS" YOU CORPORATIST MEDIA WHORES
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fark Everything, We're Doing Twenty-Two Cores
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Miniature pig herd takes over Austrian forest. You know who else liked a wee sty in Austria?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Don't throw out your VCR just yet. There are still Blockbuster video stores
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