Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'orders'

Headlines matching 'orders'

Tue February 07, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Judge orders man to go on a date with his wife. Man expected to file lawsuit alleging infringement of his 8th Amendment rights (sun-sentinel.com)	(57)
(Sort of)		This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign (thedaily.com)	(509)
		Robotic sentry orders residents to move along or else. Fortunately, as it's in England, it doesn't have guns...yet (guardian.co.uk)	(56)

Fri February 03, 2012

World Court says Germany has immunity from lawsuits over Nazi atrocities, says the country was only following orders (news.yahoo.com)

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Thu January 26, 2012

		Disney pulls Joy Division-inspired t-shirt, leaves customers with open orders hanging (rollingstone.com)	(59)
		Grieving could be added to a list of legitimate medical disorders. You'll get over it (with the help of these pills) (nytimes.com)	(72)

Wed January 25, 2012

(Some Guy)

Amusement park orders experts to redesign its new rollercoaster after dry runs smash limbs off dummies (news.sky.com)

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Sun January 22, 2012

Georgia judge orders Obama to appear in court for hearing on a complaint that says Obama isn't a natural-born citizen and can't be president (washingtonpost.com)

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Fri January 20, 2012

Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit (news.yahoo.com)

(148)

Wed January 18, 2012

CW orders high-school prequel to 'Sex and the City.' Will fans of the original come galloping or say neigh? (insidetv.ew.com)

(22)

Tue January 17, 2012

		India guesses at birthdate of army chief, approximates international borders, ensures world nuclear codes more or less secure (nytimes.com)	(21)
		10 really bizarre brain disorders. How people can enjoy Jersey Shore or Teen Mom not on the list (io9.com)	(60)

Sun January 15, 2012

Man orders a 'Baconator' burger with no bacon. That's the real story here (3news.co.nz)

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Fri January 13, 2012

		Federal Judge, who's gonna need surgery to remove his palm from his face, orders RI public HS to remove "School Prayer" mural, rejecting the schools argument that the mural was "purely secular" (news.yahoo.com)	(330)
(azfamily.com)		BofA orders painters to cover up message painted on an angry homeowner's garage door (azfamily.com)	(84)

Wed January 11, 2012

How low is the bar set for Rick Perry? He just impressed locals in South Carolina by recognizing okra. Reporters eagerly standing by to see if he orders a "pop" or "soda" (azstarnet.com)

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Sat January 07, 2012

♫ Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us pocket your change if you're mentally handicapped.... ♪ (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

(77)

Thu January 05, 2012

FDA orders safety evaluation of vaginal mesh. Farkettes, line up to the left for your inspection (bloomberg.com)

(43)

Fri December 30, 2011

Spain says their deficit is bigger than expected so they're going to cut taxes and start a war. No, just kidding, they're not that stupid (news.yahoo.com)

(65)

Thu December 29, 2011

(Some Guy)

Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right (appleinsider.com)

(18)

Wed December 14, 2011

(Doubtful News)

Doubtful News thanks FARK for showing them the irreverent holiday story of Atheists who donated money to Doctors Without Borders (doubtfulnews.com)

(4)

Tue December 13, 2011

Atheists donate over $180,000 to Doctors Without Borders, your move Theists (reuters.com)

(536)

Mon December 12, 2011

Russian President orders election investigation to find nothing wrong (canada.com)

(17)

Sat December 10, 2011

Mayor Bloomberg orders NYC shelters to screen the homeless as a way of ensuring that the city helps only the truly needy. Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days (huffingtonpost.com)

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Sat December 03, 2011

(Some Guy)

Sheriff's deputies and movers show up on orders from bank to forcefully evict a 103-year old woman and her 86-year old daughter from their house. Refuse to do it when they actually see the women. Man, but it's dusty in here (newsone.com)

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Wed November 23, 2011

Victim of shark attack orders prosthetic limbs for snowboarding (english.pravda.ru)

(22)

Tue November 22, 2011

(Some Sarah)

NBC orders Sarah Silverman comedy pilot. Matt Damon seen quietly sneaking away (digitalspy.com)

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Thu November 17, 2011

		Russia threatens nuclear war on its borders. This is not a repeat from 1947 to 1989 (washingtonpost.com)	(87)
		UK plans to put CCTV recorders in Oxford taxis. You'll still get robbed, but there will now be a grainy video of the act in progress (guardian.co.uk)	(2)