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Headlines matching 'orders'
Tue February 07, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Judge orders man to go on a date with his wife. Man expected to file lawsuit alleging infringement of his 8th Amendment rights  (sun-sentinel.com) (57)
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (509)
(Guardian) Scary Robotic sentry orders residents to move along or else. Fortunately, as it's in England, it doesn't have guns...yet  (guardian.co.uk) (56)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting World Court says Germany has immunity from lawsuits over Nazi atrocities, says the country was only following orders  (news.yahoo.com) (61)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Followup Disney pulls Joy Division-inspired t-shirt, leaves customers with open orders hanging  (rollingstone.com) (59)
(The New York Times) Sad Grieving could be added to a list of legitimate medical disorders. You'll get over it (with the help of these pills)  (nytimes.com) (72)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Amusement park orders experts to redesign its new rollercoaster after dry runs smash limbs off dummies  (news.sky.com) (152)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Washington Post) Misc Georgia judge orders Obama to appear in court for hearing on a complaint that says Obama isn't a natural-born citizen and can't be president  (washingtonpost.com) (218)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit  (news.yahoo.com) (148)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting CW orders high-school prequel to 'Sex and the City.' Will fans of the original come galloping or say neigh?  (insidetv.ew.com) (22)


Tue January 17, 2012
(The New York Times) Silly India guesses at birthdate of army chief, approximates international borders, ensures world nuclear codes more or less secure  (nytimes.com) (21)
(io9) Interesting 10 really bizarre brain disorders. How people can enjoy Jersey Shore or Teen Mom not on the list  (io9.com) (60)


Sun January 15, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Man orders a 'Baconator' burger with no bacon. That's the real story here  (3news.co.nz) (128)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Federal Judge, who's gonna need surgery to remove his palm from his face, orders RI public HS to remove "School Prayer" mural, rejecting the schools argument that the mural was "purely secular"  (news.yahoo.com) (330)
(azfamily.com) Fail BofA orders painters to cover up message painted on an angry homeowner's garage door  (azfamily.com) (84)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Arizona Star) Amusing How low is the bar set for Rick Perry? He just impressed locals in South Carolina by recognizing okra. Reporters eagerly standing by to see if he orders a "pop" or "soda"  (azstarnet.com) (133)


Sat January 07, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass ♫ Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us pocket your change if you're mentally handicapped.... ♪  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (77)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Bloomberg) Scary FDA orders safety evaluation of vaginal mesh. Farkettes, line up to the left for your inspection  (bloomberg.com) (43)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Spain says their deficit is bigger than expected so they're going to cut taxes and start a war. No, just kidding, they're not that stupid  (news.yahoo.com) (65)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right  (appleinsider.com) (18)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for showing them the irreverent holiday story of Atheists who donated money to Doctors Without Borders  (doubtfulnews.com) (4)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Reuters) Cool Atheists donate over $180,000 to Doctors Without Borders, your move Theists  (reuters.com) (536)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Canada.com) Followup Russian President orders election investigation to find nothing wrong  (canada.com) (17)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Mayor Bloomberg orders NYC shelters to screen the homeless as a way of ensuring that the city helps only the truly needy. Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days  (huffingtonpost.com) (75)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Sheriff's deputies and movers show up on orders from bank to forcefully evict a 103-year old woman and her 86-year old daughter from their house. Refuse to do it when they actually see the women. Man, but it's dusty in here  (newsone.com) (262)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Pravda) Hero Victim of shark attack orders prosthetic limbs for snowboarding  (english.pravda.ru) (22)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Sarah) Amusing NBC orders Sarah Silverman comedy pilot. Matt Damon seen quietly sneaking away  (digitalspy.com) (80)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Washington Post) Asinine Russia threatens nuclear war on its borders. This is not a repeat from 1947 to 1989  (washingtonpost.com) (87)
(Guardian) Interesting UK plans to put CCTV recorders in Oxford taxis. You'll still get robbed, but there will now be a grainy video of the act in progress  (guardian.co.uk) (2)


Tue November 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Court orders NYPD to let Occupy Wall Street back into Liberty Plaza with tents  (nydailynews.com) (812)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Reuters) Interesting Korea grounds all jets, delays stock market opening, orders police escorts, encourages extra prayer sessions. Yes... it's annual college exam time  (af.reuters.com) (14)


Mon November 07, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Army honor guard at Tomb of Unknown Soldier orders respect from crowd. Gets respect. RESPECT  (youtube.com) (103)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Starpulse) Followup Judge orders Lindsay Lohan to finish her Playboy photo shoot before reporting to jail to begin her 30 day sentence  (starpulse.com) (66)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Fox News) Fail Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush  (foxnews.com) (196)


Sun October 16, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Japanese air force zeroes in on new fighter orders  (abcnews.go.com) (91)

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