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50 headlines found matching 'orders'
Sat December 03, 2016
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lawyer sues college student for bad Yelp review, asking $100,000. Judge biatch-slaps lawyer and orders him to pay $26,831 to the pro bono lawyer who defended the student. Tag is for the lawyer that sued
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
So, what is "old school?"
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Sat November 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. government orders relocation of Native Americans. This is not a repeat from 1830
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
China orders millions of Chinese to surrender their passports in a move sure to give Trump ideas
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now buy a smart garbage can that reads the UPCs of stuff you throw away and automatically reorders whatever you're out of
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inside the 550,000 square foot Amazon warehouse where staff rush to fulfill Black Friday sales as 86 orders are placed every second
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Beer Advent Calendar. That is all
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Russia is already asking President-elect Trump to withdrawal NATO forces from Russia's borders. Every previous GOP president is spinning in their grave
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Wed November 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you living in a third-world country and looking forward to your World Series Champions Indians t-shirts? Well, bad news. Also, how are you reading fark right now?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Judge orders the release of a chimpanzee ruling that it has "non-human" rights
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In a surprise to no one, emails released by Wikileaks reveal that Clinton News Network colluded with the DNC on interview questions for Republican candidates
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Fri November 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Faceless hackers in the rain, wearing hoodies and using tablets with only one hand, on orders of a golden left-winged Putin, are out to disrupt our Election Day. The pictures make this all perfectly clear, you hood-wearing left-wing commie bastards
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Thu November 03, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man in Florida orders from Domino's but has no cash for delivery driver, so does what any self-respecting man in Florida would - jams as much pizza and cinnamon sticks in mouth as possible before cops show up
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Mon October 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. orders its consulate staff to leave Istanbul not Constantinople, leave Istanbul not Constantinople. So if you have a civilian family member in Constantinople, they'll be waiting to leave Istanbul
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's dictator Erdogan orders the arrest of journalists for the crime of reporting the shiat he does
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Running a wildlife sanctuary and a swingers club? That's a big no no according to the State of Colorado which orders the wildlife sanctuary immediately closed
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NATO will press allies on Wednesday to contribute to its biggest military build-up on Russia's borders since the Cold War as the alliance prepares for a protracted quarrel with Moscow
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
I'd really like to study the traffic patterns in the city. I wonder how best to do that? I know, I'll dress up as a tree and stand in the middle of traffic
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Sat October 22, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman sues KFC because when she orders a bucket of chicken she wants a gosh darn bucket of chicken
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Court orders a brick wall to be built through the middle of a £2 million luxury mansion shared by a feuding couple
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CBS orders an apocalyptic drama series about potential armageddon if an asteroid makes a deep impact
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Belichick is done with tablets. They were never as reliable as camcorders anyway
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Overflying Israel against orders? Do you want a Six Day War? Because that's how you get a Six Day War
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Thu October 13, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
News: international climate summit to reduce the use of greenhouse gases. Spiffy: India orders the incineration of a potent hydroflurocarbon. Holy Farkballs: with a heat-trapping potential 14,800 times that of CO2 and atmospheric life of 222 years
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Tue October 11, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arpaio is contemptible. Criminally so
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Fox News' Bill O'Reilly is "100 percent convinced" that there are at least three media organizations that have given orders to employees to destroy Donald Trump
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
University researchers claim to have developed experiment to create early detection of neurological disorders using VR headsets. Researchers now asking for 15 copies of Eve: Valkyrie for totally related experiment, they swear
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Mon October 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently train data recorders are about as reliable as police body cams
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas goes broke after judge orders state to pay lawyers challenging same-sex marriage ban $295,000
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Tue September 27, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Actually India declared war on Pakistan five years ago, the orders simply haven't made it through its Civil Services
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Thu September 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure this year's candidates have some questionable health, but they've never snuck a surgeon onto a yacht with orders to preserve their mustache at all costs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Major airline drops A380, this time thankfully not in an ocean, much to the chagrin of CNN's entire Missing Plane Department
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Mon September 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's Erdogan orders over two dozen mayors removed from office over suspicion of being Kurdish
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Sun September 11, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge orders Chris Christie's personal email to be searched as part of Bridgegateghazi
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For the first time in recorded history there are no wars in the Western Hemisphere. Well, at least until Pres. Trump orders the military to attack Mexico for refusing to donate even one peso for some idiotic wall
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Sun September 04, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma governor orders 37 oil drilling wastewater wells to shut down after 5.6 earthquake. So that's what it takes
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Fri September 02, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley breaks his doctor's orders to be at the hospital for Craig Sager's third bone marrow transplant
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yes the termination has begun: America finally gets its orders from Skynet to 'immediately' build KILLER ROBOTS that could fight wars against humanity
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Stop making that ridiculous sound Mr. McDonald's drive-thru cashier and give me my fries"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Under the "Because it affects and /or effects me" effect, Congressman orders FCC to fix an eavesdropping flaw in the phone system that impacts "half of congress". NSA unavailable for comment, but have already heard about it
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sheriff orders tutu-clad sex toy dangler to be of good behaviour"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia greenlights "GoldenEye" spinoff, orders reactivation of its ICBM trains
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump orders gold-plated ear cuff from luxury jewelry designer. Designer ships ear cuff to Ivanka along with note explaining profits were donated to American Immigration Council, Everytown for Gun Safety, and the Hillary Clinton campaign
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Brazilian judge orders police to seize Ryan Lochte's passport so they can get to the bottom of this robbery investigation with conflicting accounts. Lochte's lawyer: Good luck finding him
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Mon August 15, 2016
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
The best ways to tell if someone is a psychopath include their penchant for taking a lot of selfies, not yawning with you, and paying for Fark
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Sun August 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Court orders the IRS to prove they aren't targeting people
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Fake pharmacist arraigned for selling counterfeit drugs. Authorities knew the pharmacist was phony because orders were filled in a timely matter
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Town council orders local resident to get off its lawn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Morrissey claims immigration agents at the Los Angeles airport stole $150 from him
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