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46 headlines found matching 'orders'
Thu September 21, 2017
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Inspired Swiss company to market bottled air to polluted cities in China, India. $21 for about 10 minutes worth of air
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix orders a 'Stranger Things' pop-up bar to knock it off in the nicest possible way
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Fri September 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After a court orders the Trump administration to release the names of all visitors to Mar-a-Lago, the White House claims that the only people to visit in the last year were all part of the Japanese president's entourage
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Thu September 14, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oldest XXII+VI-XXVIII symbol found
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Who orders a $4,000 painting and steaks and has UPS leave them on the front porch?
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Obama's executive orders are tyranny and mine aren't
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Trump economy is a well oiled machine
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Fri September 01, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Level three evacuation orders issues for Jolly Mountain fire. Apparently, the mountain's not so jolly when it's burning
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry donates $250K to Joel Osteen. In other news, Joel Osteen orders five new suits
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Sat August 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When a high-visibility customer orders your discontinued wallpaper pattern, you ask how much the President wants
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker wrote and published a book and would like everyone to buy a copy
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The question "Who are you to tell me what to do?" is understandable if a stranger orders you to do something, not so much if you're in court and you're saying it to a judge
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Secretary: "Russia is trying to redraw borders by force." All of the Kremlin: "...And?"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana judge again overrules Congressman Greg Gianforte's objections and orders him to report to jail to have his fingerprints taken in connection with his assault conviction. Hmmm wonder if he's afraid AFIS might have a "hit" when they're run
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Wed August 16, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama county school board orders all students to stay inside during next week's eclipse
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Sat August 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First class passenger orders the American Airlines lobster roll, discovers it has neither lobster nor a roll ... nor a really teeny tiny violin
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If President Trump orders a nuclear attack, his military advisers have two options: comply or resign
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge orders State Department to conduct a new search for President Hillary Clinton's emails related to Benghazi
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
If propaganda is any indication, and it is, Putin must be extremely worried about our military pilots
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White supremacists are attacking H.R. McMaster under the orders of drunk uncle and policymaker Steve Bannon, who is outraged his proteges were fired
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
5 key personality disorders that turn you into a Trumpkin
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Since the Model 3 handover event last week, Tesla has averaged 1,800 new orders per day
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Ahab issues orders to Congress: "Forget the budget, screw the omnibus spending bill, no debt ceiling talk, NO VOTES ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN KILLING OBAMACARE"
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump *orders* active duty military to call their Congresspersons to demand the passage of TrumpCare. Who needs Russian-led Moldavian Twitter farms when you can just court martial a few Privates for non-compliance?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump told denying visas for the Afghan robot girls was bad. So Trump orders Trump's State Dept. & DHS to rethink Trump's policy...and Afghan girls are still denied visas. But they will be allowed in on "parole." With cute Hello Kitty ankle monitors
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
100% pure beef* ... *Note: may contain horse microchips
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The ethics lawyer for George W. Bush on Trump Jr.'s actions: "We'd have one or both of them in custody by now. [...] This borders on treason"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump receive new orders from his boss? Will he have to supplicate himself and prostate to the true leader of America? Will either translator tell us what really happened? It's your Official Trump/Putin Meeting Discussion Thread
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
SNES Classic is releasing this September, and it's already sold out
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick Day 1. Today's highlights are Halo: Combat Evolved, Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Prime, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. All donations go to Doctors Without Borders. Livestreaming on Twitch.com. Save the Animals
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Austria should not have taken Adolf Hitler's house due to fears of space invaders exploiting open borders. At least, that's what this protester seems to be saying
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe saw Bigfoot and he thought it would kill him but it didn't and instead we get to watch him talk about it and some aliens on his new show The Lowe Files because Rob Lowe has no shame but he does need lots and lots of money. And blow
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Tue June 27, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
With Amazon Prime Day coming up on July 11th, let's revisit the top item by country from last year. We'll just say that sterotypes are based in bits of reality
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesus would be so proud: Illinois Catholic bishop outlaws funeral rites for LGBT Catholics and orders priests not to baptize their kids
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Judge in Uber vs. Google industrial espionage case orders a check of the rocker panels
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Doritos' new "Spicy Loco Hit and Run" flavor not a fan with police, Doritos truck drivers
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
As Supernatural approaches what seems like its 40th season, the CW orders a spinoff of The Wayward Sisters
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Corporate owners of "Captain Morgan" rum are a little suspicious of rival product "Admiral Nelson." Judge orders duel with pistols at ten paces
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Mon June 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Companies that want to sell fidget spinners are now forced to bring "bags of cash" to factories in China just to make sure their orders are confirmed. Apparently you now have to grease their palms as well as their ball bearings
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois is one or two court orders away from complete insolvency as the game of chicken between Governor Rauner and the House Speaker Mike Madigan nears its third year
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"The Philando Castile verdict was a miscarriage of justice," claims the BLM activists at, uuhh
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
President Trump orders the government to stop work on Y2K bug because it's still not going to happen 17 years after the fact
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Tue June 13, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian restaurants are swamped with curry orders on the nights of Warriors basketball
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
You ordered the burger? Great, here are your gyoza dumplings
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Jim "MAD DOG" Mattis calls North Korea a "clear and present danger" and the sum of all fears, worrying Kim Jong Un will attack the US as a debt of honor, and there is worry Trump will issue executive orders to attack, playing patriot games
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump orders federal agencies not to respond to congressional democrats, which could violate the Hatch Act, the 1st amendment, and various other laws and regulations that he can't read
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