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31 headlines found matching 'orders'
Thu July 24, 2014
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the government orders you to tear down a giant driftwood tower you built in the woods, you should react like any sane person and declare the land a micronation
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Mon July 21, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Attention: Dear Leader orders immediate removal from interwebs of Chinese video highlighting his dance moves
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(20)
 
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Well this dude has a solution to all the children showing up at our borders... A final solution if you will
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(231)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Why you should pay off your car loan ASAP (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As we near the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing, here's what NASA was planning in case a lunar lander malfunction had left Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin stranded on the moon
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.K.'s High Court orders "Glee" to change its name, broadcast more British Invasion-themed episodes
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(28)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists working on device that fits over your plate, measures the calories of your meal, and then orders you to STEP AWAY FROM THE TABLE, FATTY
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Sat July 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"A vast majority of child migrants are fleeing not poverty, but violence. As a result, what the United States is seeing on its borders now is not an immigration crisis. It is a refugee crisis"
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Wed July 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP: Tyrant Obummer can't do these evil executive orders. Obama: "So sue me"
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Tue July 01, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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SHOCK OF SHAME: New Fitness Band Electrocutes You When You Fail. Masochistic Fat People Rejoice.
 
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Ukraine orders Russia to return its combat dolphins. Wait, what?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Contrary to GOP/tea party spin, Pres. Obama has issued fewer than 200 executive orders - Bush, who had a 'Rubberstamp Congress,' issued 291 - here's a list of all EOs going back to 1901
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People who actually understand the law, say that Boehner's lawsuit over Obama's use of executive orders probably won't even make it through the courthouse door on the minor technicality that Boehner lacks any standing to sue
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Sat June 21, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Court orders mandatory water breaks for World Cup players. Fans can grab a drink whenever they like, because it's not like they're going to miss any action
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Fri June 20, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctors without borders: "Ebola out of control"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge orders deployed military member to be in two places at once or lose custody of his daughter. Tag for judge
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's news: Brain implants to cure mental disorders may soon be a thing. Future news: "Congress passes bill making voting for the wrong party a mental disorder"
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that most small business owners would do it all over again. Except for the ones who owned Borders and Blockbusters
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Wed May 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't afford trip to Washington, DC to see the White House? Here's your chance to take interactive tour where Obama rules America with dictorial proclamations, unconstitutional orders
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
After finishing an appetizer of earwax, Florida Rep. Joe Garcia orders a main course of foot
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libya orders Islamist-led militants to the capital, presumably to reenact Benghazi in honor of the House committee starting this week
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Thu May 15, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Judge orders pig to be removed from Slaughter's house
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
"Yeah I'd like a bacon wrapped corn, 2 orders of deep fried cheese puffs, and what the hell, a slice of scorpion-topped pizza to go"
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Wed April 30, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SyFy orders production of "Sharknado 3" before "Sharknado 2" even airs. Subby knows there's an expression for the moment a popular series goes into decline, but he can't quite put his fin on it
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Mon April 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently confusing Russia for Westeros, Russian politician-while on mike- orders his aides to "violently rape" a pregnant journalist who asked him a question he didn't like and no, that doesn't mean something different in Russian
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Sun April 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Canadian Customs officials: Keeping Canada's borders free from terrorists, drug runners, and furries
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine's army is resorting to bake sales to raise the money it needs to defend its Eastern borders
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(33)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare, unopened bottle of wine made on the orders of Adolf Hitler up for sale. Experts say you should let it age for nein years
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Tue April 15, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukrainian government decides to re-enact the movies, orders ~300 troops towards the Russian border - where 40K+ Russian troops await them
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The Red Moon should be taken as a sign from God that Obama should stop with the executive orders. Seriously. Why is everyone laughing?
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Wil Wheaton)
 
 
 
Syfy orders a new show about sci-fi, but not an actual sci-fi show of course. That would be ridiculous
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